STL:Rams WR Stedman Bailey shot, in Fla. hospital
SEA:Report: Beast Mode to miss 'about 4-5 weeks'
DEN:Broncos announce Manning out at least 2 weeks
STL:Report: Keenum (concussion) will start if healthy
CHI:Forte 'good enough to go' for Thursday night
PHI:Schefter: Eagles and Kelly 'sick of each other'
NE:Report: Amendola won't have lengthy absence
CLE:Party's over: Manziel demoted to third-string
CHI:Alshon Jeffery getting in 'limited' practices
BUF:Rex: Tyrod 'should be able to play' Week 12
CLE:Pettine may bench Manziel for party video
PHI:Sam Bradford cleared but may not start
For you faggots needing stats:
http://www.sportingcharts.com/stats/nfl/team/
google.com
gofuckyourself.io
Also Stedman Bailey might be dead because some nigs shot him
Tom Brady
>>63785978
has a wife who enjoys the company of colored folk
First for Pats victory Sunday night.
>>63785976
I'm glad I was able to influence this threads theme. Bridgewater is a confirmed bitch boi
anyone got some Thanksgiving food power rankings?
>>63785976
>>63785936
>>63785951
>ever
>ever
>literally ever
>doubting based Billy about literally anything ever forever and ever
>>63785976
Is Bill, dare I say it, autistic?
>>63785976
>nigs shoot a nig
>>63786003
ya but in the good kind of way
Do you guys think Belichick secretly filmed this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QeitEjj6wk
>>63785976
>Teddy Bridgewater concussed by slight breeze
>>63785936
Yep, I like to think he's the reason why other coaches think they too can be GMs. I know it's mainly because they might know best (not looking at you Chump Keklly), but Belichick is one of the few that actually deserves and has shown why he deserves it.
Also
>tfw despite injuries, Pats are set with a young Oline for years to come
Feels good family
get well soon, Beast Mode
O, Hey Danny
>>63785996
I sure do
1. Turkey
2. Pumpkin Pie
3. Stuffing
4. Mashed potatoes
5. Ham
6. Watergate Salad
7. Sweet potato casserole
8. Cranberry sauce
9. Black eyed peas
10. Green bean casserole
9001. Canned cranberry sauce
9002. Instant potatoes
Jeff Janis = Elite when he inevitably breaks out
>>63786003
dudes a god so why should he give a damn what people think?
still got a hot wife and endears himself to his team
>>63786028
Literally, this team can be ready to go for another decade.
Please, for the love of God, let Brady play like an Elite QB for the next ten years.
Hell even average would be fine.
Or at the very least, make sure Garoppolo is at least not dogshit.
Everything else is in place
>>63786044
Decker is not that good tbqh with you Joe, he's a meme receiver
>>63786040
>Deflated football
How did they know?
>>63786016
>3-7
>>63786066
he's been raping secondaries all season long on a bum knee and with noodle arm fitz throwing to him
>>63786016
Based Bob doing whatever the fuck he wants
>>63786078
He still isn't even that good tbqh with you Joe, he doesn't have the finesse of some other really GREAT receivers, like...
like uh..
oh like Danny Amendola. Now that's a REAL receiver, a man's man if you ask me.
>>63786046
>stove top stuffing
>mashed potatoes
>turkey
>mashed sweet potato
>cranberry sauce
>turkey
>>63786046
>no croissants
>stuffing above mashed potatoes
my grandmother always makes spanakopita but I dont think this is common as thanksgiving food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n3bzTyy0aQ
As much as I don't want to, I can't help but like Jameis Winston. I'm a Chargers fan but I hope the Bucs do well with him.
>>63786098
stove top stuffing is bae
>>63786113
>liking a rapist
reported
>>63786044
nice doge
>>63786047
All Janis does is make big plays. Against the chargers it was two 30+ plays. Against the vikes it was a 70 yard return and 50 yards pi. McCarthy Co think he isn't consistent enough but who gives a shit. If he can make two big plays a game and draw two defenders he is worth being out there. Run Cobb and Janis on the same side on a cover two and the safety can't cover both and both can beat single coverage
>>63786088
im sorry but i dont see it, eric decker is the best white receiver in the league right now desu
probably the best receiver period, Bowles just wants to keep him fresh for the right time
>he doesn't drunkenly deep fry his turkey
>>63786130
Fresh for missing the playoffs?
lol kiddo, calm down over there.
Meanwhile I can see Danny catching at least 2 TDs in the Owl that we WILL be in.
Try not to get too upset over it, it's ok to admit your inferiority to the Pats (again)
>>63785986
>Literally the same job as his wife
>She gets paid more
>>63786146
Typical pats fan.
You can be a literal who,if your team is in the SB you are better than anyone who isnt
>>63786146
>we WILL be in
Doubtful. They're gonna lose in the playoffs after their babby tier schedule
>>63786141
>not following lidia's italy turkey recipe
>>63786146
Decker is just now discovering his potential, he will ascend to levels not seen from a white receiver since steve largent
So serious question, what do all you starving disgusting foreigners do on Thanksgiving? Do you thank America for all we have done?
>>63786050
>>63786130
Kek, Decker slightly above average. If he were good, he would still be in Denver. Only reason why he's possibly the best WHITE receiver is because two of the best are injured, Jordy and Edelman. Not because he's earned it, simply because he's not injured. Great accomplishment right there. I guess Schaub is better than Flaccid simply because he's not out for the year?
That being said, Decker would be kinda cool in Pats uniform. Brady would make him look great.
>>63786171
Shame the GOAT white receiver had to spend his career in Seattle
>>63786126
anther criticism he gets is that he doesn't have good awareness but if you look at the pi and return that was all him making smart in the moment decisions
>>63786184
I think criticism of his awareness is about his inexperience in diagnosing db body movement
>>63786130
>probably the best receiver period
c'mon man
>STL:Rams WR Stedman Bailey shot, in Fla. hospital
But is he playin tho cuz that was my last healthy receiver
>>63786224
Shot in the head twice
Will be at practice on Thursday I presume
>>63786224
there's a chance that he could be questionable on the injury report
>>63786224
>STL - Stedman Bailey(Shot) - Questionable
It's 50/50 familia
>>63786130
>>63786146
You guys are talking about the wrong Danny. The best white wide receiver in the NFL is Danny Woodhead.
>>63786046
REAL LIST
1. Mashed Potatoes
2. Stuffing
3. Herb-Glazed Turkey
Power Gap
4. Pumpkin Pie
5. Cranberry Sauce
6. Green Bean Casserole
7. Pecan Pie
Power Gap
8. Bacon Hasselback Potatoes
9. Cranberry Sauce
10. Peas
11. Rolls
12. Pumpkin Ale
13. Lemon Meringue Pie
Power Gap
14. Ham
15. Cider
16 Cornbread
9001. Yams
900001. Chicken
90000000000000000001. Tofu
I snagged spencer ware off the waiver wire woot!!!!!!!!! West better stay dead
>>63786285
I fucks with this
>>63785976
>PHI:Schefter: Eagles and Kelly 'sick of each other'
Saints, please fire Sean Payton
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
r8 b8 h8 m8s
>>637861
Is Eifert not being mentioned anymore? Isn't he leading the NFL in TD receptions this year?
>>63786628
>People still think Indy is winning the division
Either Jacksonville or Houston will win that division
>>63786285
>chicken and corn bread that low
Wew this ride never stops
>>63786046
1. Stuffing
2. Turkey
3. Broccoli cheese casserole
4. Mashed Potatoes
5. Crescent rolls
6. Honey Ham
7. Your cousins tight puss in the bathroom
8. Pecan Pie
9. Spetzel
10. Brown Gravy
>>63786285
Mashed potatoes have no little real flavor and just take up space. They're good but should be eaten sparingly as you'll miss out on the good stuff.
Stuffing done right is the undisputed world champion of food.
>>63786046
>>63786285
>>63786717
>no Mac and cheese
>>63786721
>tfw my uncle made stuffing with nuts in it one year
Whatareyoudoingnigger.jpg
>>63786730
>>63786717
#7 sounds like mac and cheese
>>63786739
nice one m8
>>63786730
Only blacks and the dirt poor have Mac and cheese on thanksgiving.
Who's likely to trade for Manziel? I think it's clear that Pettine is done with him but I think he's going through a little power struggle with Farmer. Haslam said he may make some changes after this season and my bet is Farmer getting fired since he's drafted a bunch of clunkers. He has two first round picks that can't get on the field, one from alcoholism and the other out of pure laziness.
>>63786235
Wouldn't be surprised if they limit him in practice though.
>>63786717
>no beer
Into the trash it goes
>>63786046
1. Green bean casserole
2. Stuffing w/ Cranberry sauce
3. Turkey w/ gravy
>Christian Ponder to be worked out by Broncos today
>>Stedman Bailey shot in head
what else could possibly go wrong this month
>>63787498
still better than 2015 Peyton
>>63787529
your family asks you about why no gf at thanksgiving
>>63787544
true
>>63786816
>he doesn't watch football and drink beer with his family after eating Thankagiving dinner
>MNF is Ravens @ Browns
>>63787583
>>63787583
>>63787583
>mfw McCown wins without throwing a single pass because every Schaub pass gets picked off and returned for a TD
>>63787638
>this happens 5 times in a row
>35-0 10:00 left in 1st qt
>tebow gets called midgame
>ravens burn all three timeouts and fake injuries to stall the game while tebow flies out
>tebow comes in at half
>runs for 7tds
>ravens win
>No Packers in London next year
Goddamn rumours
>>63787638
> browns defense
> picking off anyone
lmao
>>63787650
that would be a hell of a game to watch tbqh
>>63787727
>Schaub
>in charge of not throwing interceptions
he'll make that Browns D look like a fucking powerhouse
>>63787740
Goes without saying that you haven't watched a Browns game this season. Schaub will look like Tom Brady out there. Not to mention the Ravens will get about 230 yds on the ground
>No apple pie on these power rankings
smdh
>>63787773
i prefer creampies know what im sayin pham?
>>63787740
the only QB trash enough to make the Browns D look solid was Peyton Manning.
Oh, hey Sanchez
Please get Chip Kelly
Please get Chip Kelly
Please get Chip Kelly
>mfw cheatriots are 10-1
>>63787836
>tfw peypey is so broken he couldn't even make it through the season and face Brady one more time.
>tfw the rivalry ended the same way it started, with a Patriots blowout in Foxboro
Brock was suppose to be Jimmy G's rival.
>>63786816
>not making 4 cheese mac and cheese with truffle oil
Nigga what are you doing?
Manziel literally did nothing wrong.
I'm a god damn Bengals fan and that situation disgusts the fuck outta me.
>>63787886
>mfw everything is in Denver's favor
>mfw Patriots find a way to win and lose more players in the process
only saving grace is that Edelman will be back for the playoffs other than that, this team is set to implode in the playoffs from injuries.
well, at least the team is young.
>>63787936
>i'm an X fan and i think huyrheutha
Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>63787936
The guy can't go a month without making an ass of himself. He's constantly making promises to Pettine and the fans that this is the last time but he keeps getting into shit. I've dealt with enough alcoholics and this is the kind of shit they pull and if you're not used to it it's easy to get suckered in by his lies and become an enabler. Pettine is sick of it and so am I. You don't see any other franchise quarterback pulling this shit, when was the last time Joe Flacco or Aaron Rodgers was caught snorting coke in the bathroom?
>>63787968
Woah. We have a HARDCORE 4channer here...
Lobster won AFCOPOTW
>There are "people" on /sp/ RIGHT NOW who actually think Denver has a chance this week.
>>63787996
Brock's taking this whole situation like a professional. Have you seen this dude on the podium? Confident as fuck.
Why are US fans so much against London games? I would think that a rapidly expanding worldwide fanbase would be a good thing.
Why is Aaron Rodgers shit now?
>>63788017
They take away a home game to entertain some ugly Brits that don't even know what they're watching and treat it like a novelty.
>>63788025
He defended Muslims and White Jesus placed a hex on him.
Oh shit, the Wembley games have been announced? What are they, are they any good?
>>63788016
Apparently the night before the game on Sunday, Brock called a team meeting and gave a hella motivational speech that energized the team up
Kubiak himself said something like "we are seeing something special here"
I really hope we beat the Pats, Lobster posting would reaching amazing levels
>>63788010
why not? Patriots are losing their best targets on a weekly basis. Hell there's a good chance Gronk will get injured just on that occurrence alone. It's at Denver, a stadium that Brady struggles in to begin with and the Broncos defense will destroy that Pats O-line the same way the Bills did.
>>63788038
The Bengals are playing. It's going to be the best London game since they'll be the defending champions and they are DA BOMB
>>63788072
>Patriots are losing their best targets on a weekly basis
I thought Amendola was clear to play this week and it was encouraging to see White step up in the offense last week. You're totally right about the O-line, though.
>>63788081
You realize playoff games are often in primetime right?
And they're the playoffs
That seals Andy playing like garbage
>>63788025
>McDonalds airs commerical with Ditka wearing Packers sweater
>Packers starts losing games
>weeks later McDonalds airs commerical with Ditka taking off Packers sweater
>Packers start to win again
fast food companies are fixing the games
Are pats fans constantly just sitting there biting their nails waiting for gronks knee to get btfo?
Seems like it's an inevitably every year.
>>63788093
Amendola could play, but it's a gameday decision at best.
>>63788025
He'll be good again because Ditka decided to remove the curse
>>63788105
>2014 + playoffs perfectly fine
>>63788072
Here's a few reasons
1. Gary Kubiak's offense is one of the worst systems in the league. He focuses on the run, an antiquated system fit for the 70s, and relies on the bootleg. The Patriots have always done well against Kubiak offenses, and against a QB that Elway tried to ship out for a 6th rounder last year, the Patriots are going to stop the Broncos consistently. This is very much a High School designed offense, something that Belichick will tear to shreds.
2. Tom Fucking Brady is the greatest QB of all time, so it's no surprise that he's going to put the game on his shoulders and win in spite of the injuries on that team. Peyton could never elevate players and carry a team so effectively like Tom can, and that will show against a supposed "great" Denver defense.
3. Malcolm Butler is slowly becoming one of the top 2 CBs in the league and has already shown the ability to shut down top 10 receivers in such a way that is completely unheard of for such a young player. Experts speculated at the beginning of the year that Belichick would switch to a Zone heavy defense, it turns out they were wrong: Man defense has played a big role and has allowed Butler to shut down the likes of Beckham, Watkins, Hilton, Jackson, Marshall, and Landry. If his production keeps up, we are looking at the undisputed #1 CB in the league.
4. Gronkowski has been quiet, ,mainly because of coaches like Rex Ryan putting double coverage on him. He's due for a big game unless the Broncos decide to do the same thing that the Bills did; but if that happens, that frees up another option down the field or in the back field with James White. Gronkowski is either going to destroy that Denver defense, or he'll open up opportunities for other receivers.
It's the most wonderful time of the year ma niggas. Cancel all your plans and watch all your productivity go down the drain, it's Playoff Machine Day.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
>Joseph Randle arrested at a casino in Kansas
Is he autistic?
>>63788239
Was about to post a link myself
Is there a URL shortener 4chan actually likes, so I don't have to post this huge-ass URL?
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine/_/results/400791537~2~400791504~1~400791522~1~400791502~2~400791519~1~400791561~1~400791512~1~400791516~1~400791507~1~400791514~2~400791506~1~400791526~2~400791532~1~400791505~1~400791509~2~400791510~1~400791611~1~400791576~2~400791572~1~400791682~1~400791619~2~400791643~2~400791652~2~400791655~1~400791658~1~400791568~2~400791602~2~400791579~1~400791606~1~400791647~1~400791686~2~400791562~1~400791566~1~400791570~2~400791573~2~400791608~1~400791577~2~400791524~2~400791530~2~400791616~2~400791641~2~400791604~1~400791513~1~400791534~1~400791539~2~400791580~2~400791612~1~400791688~1~400791694~1~400791696~2~400791723~2~400791724~1~400791693~2~400791656~1~400791685~2~400791697~1~400791699~2~400791726~2~400791650~1~400791695~2~400791729~1~400791660~1~400791692~2~400791501~2~400791515~2~400791563~2~400791518~1~400791535~2~400791521~1~400791571~1~400791575~2~400791578~1~400791569~1~400791565~2~400791538~2~400791508~2~400791525~2~400791528~2~400791531~1~400791603~1~400791607~2~400791610~1~400791614~2~400791617~1~400791687~2~400791620~2~400791644~1~400791645~2~400791691~2~400791689~2~400791651~1~400791654~1~400791648~1~400791659~1~400791683~1
Who still stands by his side in this time of darkness?
I still believe in you Matty Ice.
>>63788239
>http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
Offical 8-8's and Heartbreak NFL Uniform rankings, sponsored by FanDuel™.
1.Carolina Panthers
2.Tampa Bay Bucaneers
3.Cincinnati Bengals
4.Baltimore Ravens
5.New England Patriots
6.Buffalo Bills
7.Cleveland Browns
8.Jacksonville Jaguars
9.San Diego Chargers
10.Miami Dolphins
11.Seattle Seahawks
12.Philadelphia Eagles
13.Minnesota Vikings
14.Houston Texans
15.San Francisco 49ers
16.Dallas Cowboys
17.Indianapolis Colts
18.St. Louis Rams
19.Detroit Lions
20.Washington Redskins
21.Arizona Cardinals
22.Kansas City Chiefs
23.Denver Broncos
24.Pittsburgh Steelers
25.Green Bay Packers
26.Chicago Bears
27.New York Jets
28.New York Giants
29.New Orleans Saints
30.Atlanta Falcons
31.Tennessee Titans
32.Oakland Raiders
>>63788430
>Raiders that low
no no no no nooo hell no
>Suspended free agent RB Joseph Randle was arrested at a Kansas casino Tuesday night.
>He's facing several charges, including felony criminal threats, misdemeanor assault of a law enforcement officer, battery, and disorderly conduct. Randle was reportedly told to leave the casino because he was too drunk. On the way out, he spit on the floor and "went berserk" on the cops. Randle has a history of legal troubles and is still in custody on $25,000 bail.
>>63788072
Amendola's going to be in the game is the early indication, and the Broncos are led by Gary fucking Kubiak, while Brock Osweiler struggled against the fucking Burrs
>>63788239
I got my crystal ball out and this is how it tells me it's going to go down.
go put your money on it now, before the secret gets out.
>>63788430
>2. Bucaneers
Stopped reading there, you're an idiot
>>63788430
>all the classics that low
>swagolina, swaggabay and swagami Fins that high
Lol
Literally the only one you almost got right were the buffalo shit list and I might have gotten cancer reading it
>You now remember Eric Deckers big breakout game in 2013 for 174 yards and 4 TDs
How's Cam win the player of the week award over Jameis? They had literally identical stats they should at least split it or something.
>>63788105
We meed him healthy to reach our ceiling, but we've put points on good defenses in games where he's relatively quiet. Granted, he's as valuable for the mismatchs he produces in other spots as he is for his actual production.
>>63788531
> giving the award to a rapist instead of muh giving back to the kids upstanding afro-american.
>>63788556
Jameis is not a rapist. Pretty sick of this meme desu(to be honest)
>>63788565
Just embrace it fucboi. It's not going anywhere.
>>63788604
Nobody brings up Big Ben being a rapist because he's white.
>>63788607
>Nobody brings up Big Ben being a rapist
Cam Newton mic'd up from last week's game. Funny shit, makes fun of a manlet ref
http://blackandbluereview.com/watch-cam-newton-micd-up-for-inside-the-nfl/
>>63786628
The NFC really sucks this year.
>>63786730
White peoole don't eat mac and cheese on thanksgiving
Same for the marshmallow sweet potatoes
>>63788565
He is though
>>63788626
>every good team will win out
>every bad team will lose out
nice predictions plebbo
simply epic
such a wise football man
>>63788681
Who you have Carolina losing to
>>63788692
How can he be a rapist if he never raped anybody?
>NFL 2016 Internationl series
Jags @ Colts (Wembley)
Undecided NFC East team @ Rams (Twickenham)
Redskins @ Bengals (Wembley)
I bet Oprah is inconsolable.
>>63786628
100% objective playoff standings. This is how they will be at the end of the season for sure don't even bother trying to argue it.
>>63788635
>36 going on 12
kek
>>63788747
Colts @ Jags*
>>63788735
I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
>>63788681
The entire league sucks this year
>>63788747
Rumor is the R******* are playing both of those games because their owner is a shit and won't change the team name. I mean come on people it's 2016.
>>63788635
>"You better watch yourself"
>"Who me? You ain't no threat"
>Some mutterings about 60 minutes
97 completely btfo
>>63788681
>Redskins winning the division
LEL
>>63788759
Panthers resting starters in week 17?
>>63788693
>Jets
>Steelers
>Toxins
>Good
>14-2
>Winning out
>You
>Not retarded
>>63788802
Bucs will beat them regardless of whether or not they rest their starters.
>>63788711
One of the Atlanta games, but I don't like it. I feel like they'll lose a game, but their schedule is so easy.
>>63788711
Probably their last two to rest their starters
>>63788796
Delusional cowgirls fan?
Dolphins
>>63788816
They will likely lose at least 1 divisional game. NFC South is probably the hardest division to win out
>>63788840
oh stop
>>63788505
>lions making the playoffs
Don't tease me anon
>>63788826
You're the one that's delusional you fucking faggot. If you seriously think anyone other than the Giants or maybe the Eagles are winning that shit division you need to check yourself into a mental hospital.
>>63788847
stop what? How is that not true?
>>63788815
After how bad they fucked Winston in Tampa? Lol, stay delusional.
>>63788849
anything is possible with jesus on your side
>>63788851
Honestly, no one deserves to win that division.
I'm an Eagles fan, and trust me, it won't be them.
Also, Eli is a fraud.
>yfw Eli finishes his career with more Super Bowl rings than Tom Brady
>>63788887
Not as much of a fraud as your shit team and the shit players on it or the shit coach.
>0 (ZERO) Super Bowl wins
>>63788905
>yfw all of those rings come from exclusively playing against Brady in the owl
>>63788904
>blessing false believers
typical hedon
>>63788920
I'm not in denial, I know this season has been dead for a while.
I hope Chip is done. The meme is over.
NFL
4× Super Bowl Champion (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX)
3× Super Bowl MVP (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX)
2× NFL MVP (2007, 2010)
10× Pro Bowl (2001, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014)
2× First-team All-Pro (2007, 2010)
Second-team All-Pro (2005)
6× AFC Champion (2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2014)
3× NFL passing touchdowns leader (2002, 2007, 2010)
2× NFL passing yards leader (2005, 2007)
Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year (2005)
Sporting News Sportsman of the Year (2004, 2007)
AP Male Athlete of the Year (2007)
2× NFL Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010)
3× AFC Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010, 2011)
AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
PFWA NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
Bert Bell Award (2007)
1× NFL Alumni Quarterback of the Year (2007)
New England Patriots all-time leader
(passing touchdowns, passing yards, pass completions, pass attempts, career wins, games played)
Most career wins with single team (170)
NFL 2000s All-Decade Team
Who could this be? Clearly they are GOAT
>>63788949
Well it's not Peyton Manning so whoever they are they can't be the GOAT
>>63788949
Whoever that quarterback is that plays in Belichicks elite system
>>63788505
>Denver Broncos 8-8
Even if Osweiler shits the bed, they still play the Chargers twice. That's like two extra bye weeks.
>>63788949
I prefer
10× Pro Bowl selection (1957, 1958, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1966, 1967)
5× AP First-Team All-Pro (1958, 1959, 1964, 1965, 1967)
2× AP Second-Team All-Pro (1957, 1963)
UPI Second-Team All-Conference (1970)
1957 NFL MVP (NEA)
1959 NFL MVP (AP, UPI, SN, MX)
1964 NFL MVP (AP, UPI, SN, MX)
1967 NFL MVP (AP, UPI, NEA, SN, MX)
3× Pro Bowl MVP (1959, 1960, 1963)
NFL Man of the Year Award (1970)
Super Bowl V Champion (1970)
3× NFL Champion (1958, 1959, 1968)
NFL 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
NFL 75th Anniversary All-Time Team
NFL 1960s All-Decade Team
Baltimore Colts #19 retired
Louisville Cardinals #16 retired
Pro Football Hall of Fame inductee (1979)
>>63788944
Jesus. The dude cranked out 2 10-6 years in a row, is at 4-6 and you fuck nuts want to fire him.
Philly really deserves a 5 year sub .500 run so you fuckers come back to reality
Here take Jeff fisher and enjoy the mediocrity
>>63788949
All time biggest cheater, and system babby as proven by the fact he couldn't play for shit in college under a coach that didn't cheat.
>>63788992
>50's
Stopped reading there
I can't stand this nigger's stupid pose after he runs for a first down. What's he trying to emulate?
>>63788992
>0 (zero) rings.
>>63789033
it's a shitpost but it clearly says winner of a super bowl
>>63786047
he needs to burn someone with that speed and catch a deep one. he' been close.
>>63789033
>rings
Stop watching ESPN.
>>63789033
He won Super Bowl V, learn to read you degenerate guttertrash.
>>63789021
emulating all in your bitch's pussy
>>63788759
>Patriots
>15-1
I bet you have them losing to the Broncos this sunday, huh, faggot?
God, you're so fucking stupid if you think that's happening
>>63789045
Janis is so underrated
Dudes uber quick check his 20 yard shuttles
But he's white so it will take the black commentators years to pick up on it and he'll be a "possession guy@
>dat reverse racism
>>63789033
>0 (zero) rings.
Super Bowl V Champion (1970)
>>63788905
Tom Brady is 4-0 in owls where he doesn't play Eli. Eli is 0-0 in owls where he doesn't play Brady.
>>63786157
>babby tier schedule
>second most competitive division this season
when will this meme end?
I'm still worried that the Buncos might trade Osweiler desu senpai. The more experience he gets, the less likely it is but I just wish I could fully get behind it without having to worry about Peyton and co. arsing about and ruining it.
Has there been any word for how long Osweiler will be a starter for? It's because of a foot injury or something, isn't it? I swear originally he was only meant to be starting last week's game.
>>63789082
Whatever makes you feel better about your elite QB losing to the two time autism champion
>>63789105
they can't trade him, he's on a contract year past the deadline
>>63789021
A stylish way of a ref pointing toindicate a first down has been reached
>>63786285
>Stuffing
Literally the most disgusting thing ever.
>>63788992
>all those accolades
>1/3 in super bowls
Literally 50s/60s manning
>>63788774
Innocent until proven guilty.
WHO PICKS HIM UP?
How bad will this man torch Sherman on Sunday?
>>63789144
If he went to the Cardiacs we would be an official meme team with 70yrd INTs
>>63789124
I implore you to consider suicide
>>63789159
he doesn't have the speed, quickness, or route running to evade a hof cb like sherman
>>63789193
shit b8
>>63789117
Does his contract not end at the end of this season? I know they can franchise tag but Elway supposedly didn't want him for a while and Peyton is just a huge unknown that will undoubtedly want to stay.
>>63789143
Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.
>>63789111
Literally everybody loses to Autismo Eli in the playoffs though
A figurative "Giant" when the time comes, of you will
>>63789180
That's not stuffing
>>63789193
>expert "coverage" of fullbacks
>hof cb
>>63789237
Google cornbread stuffing
Its what Ill be eating all day tomorrow along with baked mac and cheese.
NOT DEAD YET
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WHO BLACK THURSDAY SHOPPING?
Daddy needs a new TV and xbox one controller.
the only correct version
>>63789347
>Bucs not making the playoffs
literally 100% incorrect
>>63789347
>colts making the playoffs
Luck is expected to start when he gets healthy again
>>63788110
Quit making shit up. Amendola has already been confirmed to be fine and is expected to play sunday
>>63789347
Replace the clots with the based jasg and I agree
>>63788094
He is getting better at prime time and also he isn't the only one that chokes on prime time in the Bengals
Why are Denver fans acting like Emmanuel Sanders is some kind of god among Wide Receivers? He ain't even that great.
>>63789228
>paying a backup top 5 money
Why the fuck would they franchise tag him?
They're just going to extend him and get rid of peypey
>>63789234
>what is burden of proof
you are literally retarded
>>63789609
He's been playing like an absolute stud the last couple years though
He is a good WR and if you deny that you don't know football
>>63789251
ill be eating your mom out all day tomorrow
>>63789697
Ya hes a good receiver, but he isnt amazing
Its like edelman with brady, great with a GOAT but would be just good elsewhere
>>63785986
is she taking off her ring?
>this fucking photo
>>63785986
>>63786147
Every. Time.
>>63789699
I'll be eating YOUR ass out all next month you little fucking shit
Really glad to here Amendola isn't going to be out for long, even if he misses the game in Denver thats still way better than losing him for as long as Edelman or Lewis.
>>63789180
Not that guy but dude stuffing is fucking nasty
They shove a bunch of bread and shit up a birds ass using seasoning and the remains shit, piss, blood, bile, puss and rotting flesh of the intestinal tract, anus and rectum, to flavor it then they pull it out and go yummy!!
Seriously I love meat and shit but come the fuck on, even hot dogs are cleaner, at the meat is hit with shit to kill the bacteria. Why the fuck do you think there is a spike at thanksgiving with food borne illnesses
>>63786047
>great white faith
>5th stringer
>>63789711
Yea
>you now remember there was a bidding war for Sanders
>Sanders almost went to the patriots
>mfw if this happened
>>63787033
>>63789765
AMENDOLA IS A HERRALL BABBY
I see London, I see France
>>63786816
>not having based mac on thanksgiving
>confusing actual baked mac n cheese with muh Great Value(™) garbage
>>63789812
They were just driving the price up bro
Pats put low bids on guys all the time to drive up prices or get a deal
>>63789378
> this meme again
Here's your you
>>63789953
i guess that explains how they got Fletcher
>>63789979
>STARTING LUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63790024
> he thinks his team going anywhere
>>63789765
He's not missing the Denver game. How many times do we have to tell you people?
>>63790046
YOU BETTER HOPE LUCK BREAKS A FINGER PLAYING WITH HIS TRAINS, BECAUSE HASSLEBECK IS THE ONLY PERSON TAKING YOU ANYWHERE.
is Denver Pats the game of the week 'cause it's the first game the Pats won't have a 90/10 chance of winning in their piss easy undefeated schedule?
>>63790142
Is noone concerned with the ease of the Patriots schedule this season? It's like, the court case had some silent agreements including blowjobs from Goodell for a pre-game release to help with Tom Brady's focus as he demolishes the worst teams in the NFL until the playoffs.
>>63790142
>>63790165
>Before each game
HAH YOU GUYS ONLY PLAY CUPCAKES *INSERT TEAM HERE* IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU FO SHO'
>After each game
YEAH THEY'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD TEAM ANYWAYS WAIT UNTIL YOU RUN INTO *INSERT NEXT TEAM HERE*
Just stop, /sp/, you're embarrassing yourselves.
>>63790142
>>63790165
>le easy schedule meme
They've played six teams that are now .500 or over, @Denver this Sunday, and play in the most competitive division in the AFC.
>>63790218
five*
>>63790218
They finally give them Denver after they've been beat twice, and have their starting QB on the bench. Good timing, right? No. It's all planned, all scripted, they'll go undefeated and win the super bowl all because they feel they need to make it up after losing the court case, also bullshit and bad NFL Lawyers.
>>63790188
That describes the Panthers better than the Pats
Reminder that the Cowboys are going to BTFO of the Panthers and begin their glorious march to Super Bowl glory tomorrow.
>>63790250
you are this dumb
holy shit
>>63790250
Kill yourself immediately.
>>63790250
If you're trying to be funny you're doing a very poor job at it
>Brady is undefeated
>Manning is benched
Can we finally put this asinine fucking 'rivalry' to rest?
>>63790263
>>63790267
>>63790272
and you all belong in /asp/ for watching this "sport"
>>63790260
One win, JUST ONE WIN, and delusional Cowfags are already crawling back out of the woodwork. Jesus Christ, I hope Cam dabs all over Jerruh's shit team.
>>63790275
He wasn't benched he is legitimately hurt how hard is it for you to understand
>>63790342
Not hurt enough to prevent him from playing last week.
>>63789347
Hey, I fixed that for you.
>>63790360
He didn't play last week? If you are talking about the Chiefs game, the team thought he was good enough to play.
Roy Jones Jr, Lebron James, Jim Thorpe, Jim Brown, and Bo Jackson are more athletic than Brady.
>>63790315
Please, tell me, what sport is more legit? Bsketball, where foul calls are made on practically every possession and often have a dramatic impact on the result of the game?
Might as well pack up, /sp/, all our sports are fake.
>>63790315
Why are you even here then?
Why even watch the sport if it's rigged?
>>63790165
>>63790250
>le patriots have easy schedule meme
How do you explain Patriots having the highest strength of victory among all teams above .500?
>>63790380
Week starts on Sunday you fucking idiot. The Chiefs game was last week
>>63790377
>Cards losing 3 games
The only way this is possible is if Carson gets hurt and if he's down then take Cards out of playoffs immediately
Cards will probably lose 1 or 2 max, but 3? Have you seen their remaining opponents?
>Swaggers
>Lambs
>Vikings
>Iggles
>Pudgefuckers
>Seashits
Only ones I see going to the L are either Lambs or Seashits
>>63790380
>>63790342
>literally sought a second opinion on his "injury"
He was benched. The injury is an excuse to not hurt his pride and image
Take off the goggles
my girlfriend is a massive Patriots fan, and I want to give her something patriots related. Any ideas?
Daily reminder that the Patriots are cheaters and their fans are unamerican scum.
>>63790532
A Boston Bomber
>>63790377
No way Carolina is losing 5 this year with their schedule, m8. They are locked up for the 1 or 2 seed.
>>63790532
http://www.amazon.com/3-Games-Glory-IV-Blu-ray/dp/B00UC3C3WS
>>63790532
Body paint
>>63790538
>be a nigger
>get shot
every time
>>63786730
Southern style Mac n Cheese with Green Beans, Stuffing, Turkey, Deviled Eggs, and Corn + a few different casseroles makes the GOAT thanksgiving dinner desu.
Im considering writing a story about backroom dealings between kraft and goodell, that deflategate and stuff is all publicuty to increase interest. Itd be REAAALLLLY gay, lots of gay shit between belichek/brady/goodell/kraft. Throw in some gronk/edelman fan service. Lots of penises, maybe some daisy chains, we'll see
What do you think?
>>63790561
And photoshop
>>63790600
you can do it champ
>>63786046
>Eating in Thanksgiving
>Not camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday
>>63790600
>gay Patriots fanfic disguised as a cerebral political thriller
I like it
>>63790600
>putting in Gronk
You should use this literary masterpiece for reference: http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE
>>63790576
http://youtu.be/sokdL-0iV9s
>>63788635
Damn lmao, no one has as much fun as him
>>63789111
Yeah let's just ignore Favre, Rodgers, Ryan and Romo (and all of them except Ryan) losing at home to Eli for le epic memes about Brady
>>63786721
>stuffing
>undisputed world champion of food.
no
>Rex Ryan blew his last chance to beat Tom Brady
Top wittol
>>63790747
>14 year old detected
I bet you get furious when Mommy puts anything on your plate that isn't potatoes, turkey or gravy
>>63786816
>not being poor
>>63788759
>Tampa Bay at 11-5
Kill yourself
>>63788430
shit list to be honest
>>63790380
you know sunday is the start of a new week right
>>63788430
you sound like you listen to Drake.
>>63790600
do it
>>63786816
not all mac and cheese is the college kid budget crap you know
>>63788430
Packers and Raiders are undisputed best tho
You have to choose Peyton Manning, Andy Dalton or Matt Ryan to be your QB for the playoffs. Choose wisely
>pic related was literally Matt Ryan with Tony G, Julio Jones and Roddy White in the playoffs
>>63789124
Confirmed for never having tried real stuffing
>>63790833
>sunday
>not thursday
fucking retard
>>63790871
I'd rather play myself but Papa John's I guess
>>63790794
literally the worst thanksgiving side ever
prove me wrong
>protip: you can't :^)
>>63790868
velveeta shells and cheese master race my niggas
velveeta shouold just make a product for every cheese item on shelves anywhere.
velveeta cheezit crackers
velveeta cheddar sour cream chips
velveeta 4 cheese pizza with stuffed crust
Wow Notre Dame just got fucked in the ass by the NCAA. Why is college football so fucking retarded?
OFFICIAL GAMETIME DRINK RANKINGS
1.BEER
2.GATORADE
3.VITAMINWATER
COMFY TIER
4.COCOA
5.TEA
6.COFFEE
7.LIQUOR
THIRSTY TIER
8.WATER
9.SODA
10.MILK
SHIT TASTE TIER
9001.PALE ALE
900001.MOUNTAIN DEW
900000001.PINK LEMONADE
900000000001.ANY RED SODA
>>63790903
>velveeta shells and cheese
absolutely fucking disgusting. kill yourself you poor fat unhealthy piece of shit
>>63790747
>being a little baby bitch
Dude, you need permission to be on 4chan, this is a +18 site. You'll lose all your GBP if you don't log off.
>>63790925
>leaving out iced tea
also pale ales suck ass, but India pale ales are GOAT.
>>63790903
>>63790928
oh also shells are the objectively worst pasta shape except arguably fettucine
>>63789908
>not putting sugar in your mac & cheese
>>63790600
Where were you when NFL confirmed for rigged by jews Goddell, Kraft and Belikek with Tim Brody as GOAT poster child?
>>63786113
He actually seems like a good kid. Seriously.
>>63790925
I agree 100% with this
>>63790997
>not putting Old Bay in your mac and cheese
>>63790920
Personally, I don't see how ND isn't considered for the Playoffs when their only loss is a team that's considered to be unanimous number 1.
But whatever, not my team. I wonder if that ND player still gets booty calls from Lisa Ann though.
Anyone checking this pregnant blonde on NFL Live right now?
My fuking dick f a m
>>63789693
Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; things we don't know that we don't know.
>>63786285
>putting a fucking potato above meat
Irishman detected. Meat goes first, vegetable & tubers/dessert after.
1a. Stuffing
1b. Turkey
3. Potato-based foods
4. Vegetables
5. Pies
That right there is a man's list
COLLINS IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>63791050
Oh cous
I think we were separated at birth
Hope you have a good thanksgiving
>>63790925
>3.VITAMINWATER
lel... only faggots drink vitaminwater... what's wrong, can't suck enough dick to keep hydrated?
Who mac and cheese + catsup masterrace here?
>>63791105
>stuffing
Do I have to explain what stuffing actually is?
Take a dead bird, shove bread up its ass then pull it out. Then eat it
You got stuffing
>>63791142
>catsup
>>63791143
that's how you were conceived m8
>>63791130
you too bra
>>63791128
The bantz
srsly though i used to date the chick that posted that abouot edelman. she was a slut when i was with her, but i was still in love with her 'cause she was really good in bed.
>>63790903
Dude, WTF is wrong with you? You are giving Americans, and North Americans, a bad name. Stop being such a fucking pleb and learn how to eat.
>>63791142
>That garbage tier mac and cheese
No wonder you put Ketchup on it.
>>63789180
that's dressing you nignog... stuffing is, you know, stuffed inside the birds gaping anus
>>63791143
My aunt makes great stuffing with little sausage chunks and bacon
Sad part is yesterday her Grandkid, my cousins kid had a seizure so we might have to do Thanksgiving somewhere else
Super creep shuffle attached just because
Get Well little brah
>>63791189
the true master race are those that descended from the caucus mountains and if you can't accept that we have a dairy heavy diet and aren't lactose intolerant that's why we need a second holocaust.
who here puts dried cranberries in there stuffing?
>>63791196
>stuffed inside the birds gaping anus
Funny thing is, some people make the actual stuff but don't actually put in the bird. Not a bad thing if the stuff itself is god tier.
>>63791219
I gave your aunt a great stuffing m8
>>63790342
>legitimate injury
americans need to stop talking about stuffing. amateurs.
>>63791219
Campylobacter jejunI etc
Long story short I took premed classes
Turkey stuffing is one of the most infested and nasty foods human Beings eat.
You are literally shoving bread crumbs up a dead birds ass and letting the bread soak up the mucus, blood, shit, puss, piss, and other body fluids in the bread. Then kind of cooking it then eating it. It would literally be cleaner to eat bird shit after putting it in the microwave for a couple of minutes
>>63790342
he lost his first job to a rookie
he lost his second job to brock fucking osweiler
GOAT? LOL
>All these teams with RB injuries not picking up Ray Rice
>>63791333
do share your expert's insight then
So Frank GIfford has CTE, as if that's shocking.
>>63791401
I-I always assumed it was the stuff that my mom made without shoving it up a dead birds ass.
Mine goes in the over and is made with celery, dried bread, and other stuff. No bird mucus here.
>>63791333
>mad at stuffing
nice trips ahmed
>>63791402
he came back from what would of been a career ending injury to most and still played elite until this year
>>63791434
i just did
>>63791401
>You are literally shoving bread crumbs up a dead birds ass and letting the bread soak up the mucus, blood, shit, puss, piss, and other body fluids in the bread.
You clearly have never cooked a thing in your life.
Could the worst team today beat the 75 Steelers?
>>63791402
>he lost his first job to a rookie
Technically, a prospect.
>>63791469
*oven
>>63788053
>Kubiak himself said something like "we are seeing something special here"
That's all well and good, but we'll see how he does when he's down late in the fourth, when he faces a tough defense or is under pressure from a great DE pair, etc. He will be judged based on that, not his speaking skills in meetings.
>>63791479
>>63791479
Beat this dick bitch.
>>63791333
>britkuck discussing food
top lel enjoy your jellied eels and falafels faggot
Who is your favorite NFL youtuber?
>>63791490
At least he has legs to run from those DEs and at his size will be one of the hardest QBs to actually tackle.
We just have to hope it doesn't rain, because with great height comes great slipability
>>63788053
Motivational speakers should stick to real estate seminars, this is the NFL we need muscle bound retards that can be trained to spot certain keys in defensive plays.
POST YOUR FANTASY THANKSGIVING MEAL LINEUP
Meat: Turkey (Dark)
Meat: Sliced Ham
Veggie: Green Beans
Fruit: Blackberry Cobbler
Bread: Hawaiian Rolls
FLEX: Mashed Potatoes (w/Brown Gravy)
FLEX: Mac N Cheese
Drink: Iced Tea
Dessert: Pumpkin Pie
>>63791142
1 lb ground beef sprinkled with salt and pepper
2 16oz jars Ragu double chedder sauce
1 lb elbow macaroni
Makes about 6 bowls
Brock Osweiler's mad oratorical skills led the Denver offense to a whopping 17 points against the mighty Chicago Bears. Do not mock.
>>63786200
Nah, it's because Rodgers doesn't trust he knows his signals, so he gets limited play. Rodgers can go suck a dick with that nonsense
>>63791533
He may be an all-time great, we don't know yet, but my point is that all that locker room speech stuff only matters if you're good. It's like the cherry on top.
>>63791627
Yes, the #4 passing defense Chicago Bears
What is Cam doing when he puts his head between his arm and raises his hand?
I guess I am not up to date on my nigger memes.
>>63791277
My aunt is a gigantic fatso so I'm glad at least she is getting some
>>63791186
>"In love" with her because of sex
No you weren't, you fucking retard.
>>63791599
>>63791142
>Ragu brand sauce
>ketchup
Vomit. You are the type of people the Euros laugh at when they speak of uncultured, ignorant Americans. You both have absolute shit-tier taste.
>>63791531
Pretty sure the original channel got deleted.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYlvPDZlt1Y
>>63791748
>yards
5 INTs all season (4 is the fewest)
bottom 10 with 19 TDs allowed
23rd in passer rating
Come on, you're a better poster than that.
>>63791752
it's called dabbing
>tfw you puke up your Thanksgiving dinner because the Iggles lost to the Loins
>Yfw da bears beat duh puckers on Danksgiving
>>63791823
addicted to pussy, love, same thing. when you stop liking your spouses pussy there's no love there. that's why i'm miserable and bored of my wife.
>>63791829
I can't afford the cow, equipment or time to make my own gourmet cheese for my ghetto food
>>63791889
EDP would never waste food like that.
>Terrell Owens wants to play for NE
Is he real or just niggas being niggas?
>http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25389536/terrell-owens-wants-injury-stricken-patriots-to-give-him-a-workout
>>63791889
>implying anyone has hope in the iggles
That train left the station a LONG time ago cous
>>63788635
That's my quarterback
>>63792000
>tfw BB calls T.O for a workout but then crushes his hopes of ever winning a ring
>>63792049
Everyone talking about the Patriots going 18-1
Imagine the nignog chimpout bootytears if the Panthers go undefeated only to lose in the Owl
![c08ddf1f2573dc07c21bc1d3d4f85d22[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G1HvZZ6.jpg "c08ddf1f2573dc07c21bc1d3d4f85d22[1]")
>mfw someone said the Jags weren't winning the division near me
how can cam newton be so damned good? his pre-snap calls are so threatening it's ridiculous. I get chills from my couch.
>>63792230
>you now remember that diddler tripfag Irrelevant said the Titans were gonna win the division
Where is that pedderass anyway? Was he caught within 50 feet of a busstop again?
Titans are garbage and they will be for years
>>63792288
Every team in the AFC South is taking turns pounding the Titans' boipussy without a condom
>>63792013
they're only one game out, shit ain't over senpai
>>63791582
This is a pretty good lineup if you're leaving out special foods (thanksgiving specific stuffing and casseroles). The only thing I'd change is pumpkin pie. I'd rather have chocolate moose or coconut cream pie.
>the CLEVELAND BROWNS are 2.5 point favorites over the Baltimore Ravens this week.
LMFAO
>>63793063
Top kek
G-go puckers...
Is this next MNF game the worst ever? Has there ever been two teams with worse records in a MNF matchup?
#DRAFTPICKBOWL
>>63791582>>63791582
>POST YOUR FANTASY THANKSGIVING MEAL LINEUP
>Meat: Turkey mix of dark & white with lots of gravy
>Meat: Sliced Ham
>Veggie: Green Beans casserole
>Fruit: cranberry dressing
>Bread: Hawaiian Rolls
>FLEX: Mashed Potatoes (w/Brown Gravy)
>FLEX: mashed sweet potatoes baked a second time in emptied orange rinds
>FLEX: oyster dressing
>Drink: Iced Tea
>alcohol: pinot Noir
>Dessert: sweet potato pie
>>63786730
Manchild detected
Back to the kids table Travis-kun
>>63793459
October 2013 matchup featured the Vikings (1-4) and the Giants (0-6) which was the worst combined record ever for MNF at the time.
>>63790925
>Not drinking hard liquor and passing out at halftime only to realize your team won
>>63793496
> mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, and sweet potato pie
Too many taters, dude. Love the oyster dressing pick, tho.
>>63793655
Now I'm just hungry for turkey
Anyone else keep getting this Turkey captcha?
>>63793796
>>63793796
i don't even think i could solve that one first try. so many choices to make.
>>63793796
Yep, every time I make a post.
>>63790925
>pink lemonade
>no regular lemonade
>listing vitamin water at all
How would Brady do against the '75 Steelers?
>>63788604
>is literally called Ben Rapistburger
>nobody brings up the rape allegations
>22 brady threads in the catalog
Do the Rams even have a slight chance at a winning season?
Lions > puckers
>>63794027
Only if the Pats are able to have a roided out defense as well. Not only that, but today's players are bigger, stronger, and faster. '75 Steelers would get straight bodybagged, family.
>>63794126
They're not bigger, stronger, or faster.
>>63790925
>tiers on sp
Fuck off
>>63794126
Transplant that team to this era to play the Pats and the Pats win, move the Pats to the 70's and the steelers kill them
>>63789606
>He is getting better at prime time
literally lost his last two games on primetime
>Bradyis 4-5 against the Broncos in the regular season and 1-2 against Denver in the postseason following a 2005 AFC Divisional playoff loss in Denver, the 2011 AFC Divisional victory at Gillette Stadium and the 2013 AFC Championship Game. Denver is the only team that Brady has a losing record against.
>>63794137
They are, this is true for literally any sport.
>>63794113
but the Packers will make the playoffs and the lions won't make the playoffs for another 5 years
does it make you want to kill yourself?
>>63794331
Prove it.
Even if they are, it doesn't make them better.
>>63794266
His numbers were good against the Cardinals
>>63794343
>bigger, stronger, faster players AREN'T better
you're literally retarded
>>63794367
They don't have as much skill.
>>63794339
>Packers will make the playoffs
Only thing the puckers are doing is getting swept
>>63794343
>Prove it.
World record progression in every athleticism sport ever. Running, jumping, weightlifting, swimming. All of them have objective metrics of measuring performance and all of them have gone up since the 70s
>>63794416
OK, for example, would you say Ashton Eaton is better than Daley Thompson?
>>63794395
Puckers smacked the Vikqueens and you're just having trouble accepting it.
Fairy Rodgers is going to make the AFC North his bottom.
So just take a deep breath and Relax
>>63794343
Being more athletic is a definite advantage in football and modern team would dominate a 70s team based purely of this fact and the accuracy of modern QBs
>>63786046
>no mention of Thanksgiving subs
Literally the GOAT friday after food
>>63794459
But they're not stronger or faster.
>>63794395
You sound slightly salty that the lions will never make the playoffs
honestly I'd probably kill myself if I was a lions fan
I mean they're the worst team in a division that's been a dumpster fire for years
>>63794459
this
look at footage of fran tarkenton scrambling and compare that to 02 mike vick
>>63794378
I think you're mistaking playing dirty with skill, anon-kun.
>>63794489
>About to get swept by the worst team in the division
You better start relaxing senpai
>>63794378
but they literally do
or are you telling me Bart Starr at his prime could compete with Aaron Rodgers at his?
>>63794483
They are though, there's no skill a player in the 70s possessed other than being "tough" that hasn't been surpassed with modern medicine, nutrition, fitness and drugs.
Basic logic would dictate that athletes improve with advances in science, not regress
>>63794520
>the regular season matters when you don't get to the playoffs
you and your favorite team are literally just wasting time
>>63794541
s-w-e-p-t
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63794378
Watch a game in the 70s, the game hasn't evolved as much as modern football, the offense and defensive schemes are quite basic and the players are slow and lumbering. You can't possibly say they have more skill if you knew what you were talking about
>>63794548
I-r-r-e-l-e-v-a-n-t
>>63794551
>>63794358
>was given 2 turnovers early in the game
>still lost
>>63794584
>posting about the past
>5 wins in 10 years
anon you're so silly
>>63794587
are yours?
>>63794645
How long are you people going to cling to that stale old meme?
>>63794639
>Puckers fan calling out anyone for mentioning the past
>>63794645
>a regular season win from over a year ago is like the superbowl to Chiefs fans
top kek
>>63794587
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch, btw.
>>63794663
>An asterisked superbowl is like a regular superbowl to pats fans
>>63794661
>implying implications
you don't even have a leg to stand on anymore anon
>>63794669
I WILL LITERALLY FIGHT EVERY STONER AT ARROWHEAD RIGHT NOW
>>63794663
win is a win ding ding
>>63794683
>Pucker fans
>>63794688
all 0 of them? it's wednesday evening nigga. who the fuck is there?
>>63794439
Ashton Eaton has achieved better decathlon scores, so obviously he's better than Thompson.
>>63794688
Challenge accepted you goose stepping Nazi fuck. Try taking my freedom you conservative republican piece of trash!!!!
I'm built Rock fucking solid with a body even jay cutler would envy
>>63794669
pats fan took it like a champ and got rewarded with an owl win. Meanwhile the Chiefs missed the playoffs.
Who do you guys think will win MVP this season? Cam, Brady, or Palmer?
>>63794719
Scooby pls
>>63794708
>They aren't showing up to fight me
Pussies
>>63794719
http://www.yellowpages.com/kansas-city-mo/psychologists
>>63794746
its been bradys to lose since like week 2. and i dont thinks he's done that
>>63794746
Brady has been better than Cam and Palmer combined. Even Peterson deserves it more than these two.
What are the odds of seeing Madden tomorrow?
>>63794746
the last QB to get MVP and win the owl the same season was Kurt Warner in 1999.
Question is, which QB prefers the MVP and not the owl win? because whoever gets it is bound to lose.
>>63794774
>>63794759
Brady has the better coaching, better offensive weapons than the Panthers, a decent oline, and a much easier schedule. Still, i think his numbers will give him the MVP unless the Panthers go 16-0 and the Pats somehow drop off
>>63794833
>Patriots
>decent oline
Cam can scramble out of trouble. Old ass Brady is stuck getting out of pressure with his wit.
>>63794833
Brady will lose MVP votes once a new cheating scandal emerges
>>63794879
>Brady will lose MVP votes once a new cheating scandal is fabricated
fixed that for you
>>63794815
Every player would rather have an Owl. MVPs are nice but not as satisfying.
>>63794864
For that system that oline is decent. The coaching staff knows Brady can't hold the ball. Pathers oline is playing well above how i expected them to be. I thought they would be Seahawks tier desu
>>63794889
>fabricated
Whatever you say my Patriots friend
>>63794833
>Patriots
>decent Oline
>easier schedule than Panthers
Patriots strength of victory is 0.463 while Panthers is 0.447 so you're just spewing bullshit here. And for a few games that "decent Oline" was starting a 3rd stringer and a center as tackles
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000587041/article/ray-lewis-says-hed-take-rex-ryan-over-bill-belichick
Looks like all those head injuries have finally caught up to old man lewis
>>63794833
>a decent oline
this is the most retared thing i've read on spee in a while
>mfw waking up today and remembering that Viking fans actually thought they had a chance
>>63794746
reminder that a strong game stretch by Rodgers could easily put him back in the MVP conversation
but as it stands
Brady >>> Cam >>>>>> Rodgers with a relatively strong showing here on out = Romo if he can drag the cowboys to 4th seed > Peterson = Palmer
>>63794936
>mfw waking up to today and realizing that that the Green Beta Puckers actually lost a professional football game to the league worst Detroit Lions
>>63794960
>mfw remembering Tom Brady only managed a meager 14 points against the 9-7 New York Giants on the greatest stage with the greatest team
>>63794910
>implying oline needs to pass block effectively with Brady's release
Brady also has the better offense. Cam's receivers are trash with the exception of Olson.
>schedule
Other than the Bills(?), Jets(?) and Gnats the Pats haven't played any great teams. The Panthers beat the Seahawks(?) Eagles (?) and Packers
>>63794928
Still better than the Hawk's starting oline (even though the Hawks get meme tier blocking schemes to work with)
>>63795000
I literally think you are brain damaged. First you say that the oline doesn't need to be good because Brady has the fastest release in football and somehow use it as an argument against Brady.
Then, you say Patriots haven't play any great teams and list three 5-5 teams as exceptions, and then claim a 5-5 team, a 4-6 team and a 7-3 team are somehow so much harder to beat. Patriots have faced tougher opponents on average, that's a fact you can not dispute
>>63794905
decent in what? a 38 year old shouldn't have to have the fastest release time out of every QB in the league just to avoid getting sacked. Yeah, the Patriots changed the offense around to make it faster but it's still the fact that Brady is more mobile now than he was in his 20s because of what little he has to work with on protection. The Patriots are lucky that Brady takes excellent care of his body and doesn't spend all day eating chicken parm and wasting away like peypey. Brady's taking way too many hits and you could tell he was shaken up by that Bills pass rush. How many more hits can Brady take before he doesn't get back up?
>>63795000
Mate, you are a really really shit poster.
>>63795062
He can just keep blood doping and go to 42
>>63794977
>mfw I remembered that Tom Brady has 4 rings and every postseason and superbowl record that matters
>WHITE 18!
He's talking about twink preference isn't he?
>>63795114
t. Tomberto Bradybosa
Who /laughingatcommentators/ saying that the texannes have a chance of beating the Patriots?
>Broncos sign Christian Ponder
>Not Tim Tebow
>>63795047
>admitting Brady is a system babby
>implying two divisional games with maymay coaches are as decent as last years NFC champ and the fucking Green Bay Packers
>ignoring how Brady has a much better offense to face those slightly better opponents
>>63795062
Brady's system is where he doesn't have to hold the ball, and when a team can play tight man-to-man coverage, Brady struggles. Brady is both tough and smart, i doubt he will put his body on the line too much.
>>63795064
You should've seen me in the summer ;^)
>a team is so bad they literally can't win a single game without their starting quarterback
>>63795193
>A team is so bad they literally can't win a single game in a season
>>63795114
>Brady fans who promote bulk stats
Bart Starr has the highest post season passer rating in history, the most championships, the highest post season win percentage and even owned other stats like completion % and games played for over a decade after retirement.
when will my team, and not the pats, be the current dynasty?
feels bad family
>>63795219
how many rings m8
>>63795219
and he threw underarm like a girl
>>63795221
do they take turns fucking gronk and edleman?
>>63795232
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>>63795172
What part of Patriots have faced tougher opposition than Panthers don't you understand? Patriots opponents have won more games than Panthers opponents, just because the Seahawks were good the last two years doesn't mean it's an achievement to beat them now. Even the Lions had them beat at Clink if it hadn't been for a blown call.
Brady plays in a weaker era.
Patriots haven't lost a Sunday game in 7 and a half years. That's incredible.
>>63795254
That's like a rolling pin and a baby carrot bro
>>63786028
It is hard for a coach to be a GM. Feeling for your players and lack of perspective get in the way.
>>63786044
He was a great Hawk, but his time is done.
>>63786181
Shame your parents fucked and made you.
>>63786235
Did he have his hands up?
>>63795466
>>63786028
Bill's dad wrote the literal book on scouting so yeah
