Group E
>Bate v Leverkusen
>Barcelona v Roma
Group H
>Zenit v Valencia
>Lyon v Gent
Group F
>Arsenal v Zagreb
>Bayern v Olympiacos
Group G
>Porto v Dynamo Kiev
>Tel Aviv v Chelsea
>>63770066
Inb4 cheeky Arsenal - Dinamo draw
This is the worst part about the group stages.
Most teams are already through and the games mean next to nothing.
>>63770066
>general
Smh Tbh
>E
1:2
2:1
>H
1:1
0:1
>F
3:0
4:0
>G
2:0
1:2
>>63770066
Just give Barcelona the trophy already
>Bate 0 v 1 Leverkusen
>Barcelona 2 v 0 Roma
>Zenit 1 v 1 Valencia
>Lyon 0 v 0Gent
>Arsenal 2 v 1 Zagreb
>Bayern 2 v 0 Olympiacos
>Porto 4 v 0 Dynamo Kiev
>Tel Aviv 0 v 1 Chelsea
Bayern or Barcelona, what to watch?
Is either or those gonna use a B or mixed team?
who /Arsenal/ here
>>63771040
barca vs roma is probably the best match to watch for a neutral senpai
>Bate 1 v 2 Leverkusen
>Barcelona 1 v 0 Roma
>Zenit 0 v 0 Valencia
>Lyon 0 v 1 Gent
>Arsenal 2 v 2 Zagreb
>Bayern 3 v 0 Olympiacos
>Porto 3 v 0 Dynamo Kiev
>Tel Aviv 1 v 1 Chelsea
Let's kick Israel out of Europe™
Also Kazackhstan, Azerbaijan, and Turkey pls go. #noteurope
Bayern 1 - 1 Olympiacos
>this kills the Wenger
1:2
7:1
0:2
0:0
0:4
10:1
1:1
3:1
Only care about Group H.
Hopefully Zenit & Gent win
>>63771109
>Lelverkusen in R16
pls no
>>63771533
Dont worry
They wil choke, as always
>inb4 Bayern settles for a cheeky draw to kick Arseanal out
>There are still people that think mou won't lead Chelsea to win the CL despite not finishing in top 4
Is everyone ready for the 6-0 Barcelona win over Roma wherein Italian football gets completely rekt?
>>63771607
>implying Arsenal will win anyways
>>63771621
what problem do you have with italian football anyway?
Roma to get REKT
May as well give Serie A back to Juve. They were shit but are only 7pts off the top whilst others couldnt pull ahead.
Napoli are the only other challengers because of Insigne and Higuain
>>63771667
what about Inter?
their defence is pretty impressive
>>63770152
> only three teams have qualified
> not knowing the importance of the seeding for the knockout stage.
Who /watching the BT Sports goals show rather than an individual match tonight/ here??
>>63771677
la viola violated them la
>tfw your gf schedules a dinner with another couple on CL night again, last one being november 3.
Is she doing it on purpose, /sp/?
>>63771640
nothing. I love Italian football. I'm just preparing people for the inevitable
>>63771677
>Inter
>Maintaining a credible title challenge with Juventus and Napoli around
LAUGHING_ELF_MAN.JPG
>>63771702
every week?
pretty cautious
>>63771698
>tfw Girlfriend actively checks when my team are playing at the start of the week
We do enough stuff together, or things she would really like to do that she doesnt mind me taking a few hours out to watch my team play
Communication is key. Talk to her. You shouldnt be made to feel bad to want to watch your team play. Relationships are about compromise.
>Roma
better prepare the basket dear giallozozzi
>>63771698
Yes or she doesn't give a shit about your intrests.
>>63771457
no thanks.
vamos valencia.
>Cocтaв нa #ЗeнитBaлeнcия: Лoдыгин — Кpишитo, Лoмбepтc, Heтy, Cмoльникoв, Гapaй — Дaнни (к), Шaтoв, Bитceль — Хaлк, Дзюбa.
>Зaпacныe: M. Кepжaкoв, Зyeв, Pязaнцeв, Юcyпoв, Tpoянoв, Eвceeв, Дoлгoв.
Best game of todays matchday starts in less than an bong.
>>63771803
>Хaлк
>shalke
which game you watching tonight lads
i reckon i'm gonna go for Barca vs. Roma
and you???????
>>63771964
Barka because muh Pjanic&Dzeko
>>63771964
Lost my streaming links, anyone got the one for ace stream or similar?
>>63771964
Arsenal - zagreb probably. It's the only relevant one.
>>63771074
Please no, I love watching teams have to fly to some shithole in November.
>>63771698
Yes and she's loving every minute of it.
>>63771109
>10:1
>1
it's weird when a goal against (you) feels like a loss
>>63771698
>tfw gf schedules something every round of the davis cup this year
Barely seen any of it
>>63770066
>Group E
Bate 1 - 2 Leverkusen
Barcelona 3 - 0 Roma
>Group H
Zenit 2 - 0 Valencia
Lyon 1 - 1 Gent
>Group F
Arsenal 3 - 0 Zagreb
Bayern 5 - 0 Olympiacos
>Group G
Porto 3 - 1 Dynamo Kiev
Tel Aviv 0 - 2 Chelsea
Poor chicharito looks lonely before the wall onto the field
Do they ever get boners from the kids?
Going to watch Zenit and Barcelona games
rate
>>63772193
>white people
Zenit game has kicked off, may as well watch that till the others kick off
>>63772202
>american
>white
r8 my OC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>defense
>lelerkusen
>neverkusen
>bate in the cl
>roma in the el
>neverkusen at home
Would you have believed it?
valencia stream?
>>63772227
Mohammad with the bantz
>>63772202
I'm Italian family
>>63772235
I thoughty it said, Gigantic Aussies, Costa does look like an abbo
I see to have a choice between an ok quality stream with bad sound and a very good quality stream with no sound
>>63772273
Are you or your parents from Italy? because if not, then you're american not fucking italian.
>Muh heritage
>leverkusen
>commentator dropping the "neverkusen" meme
>Betakusen
Every time.
>Hulk will never go to England/Spain/Italy
>He will force people to watch irrelevant leagues for the end of time
>>63771677
Their problem is that they're only one injury ot suspension away from having to start Ranocchia. Besides that, playing a midfield of fucking Kondogbia, Medel and Melo and scraping one goal wins won't last.
>>63772264
http://smotrisport.tv/event/football/ligua-chyempionov-ooyefA/133922-zyenit-valyensiya-smotret-online.html
>>63772377
>eplel
>relevant league
>>63772278
Does someone have the 'throw a shrimp on the barbie' pic?
How is hleb still GOAT?
>>63772402
>buttmad Russian
kek
>>63772402
I personally think we stop this meme now. If the fucking Bundes is considered relevant so should EPL.
>>63772406
Is Zenit elite?
>>63772415
>Best player in the world is a black who hasn't even turned 20
God, why can't they just hurry up and breed with all the white women already.
>>63772278
Kek
SHATOV
S
H
A
T
O
V
>>63772430
>>63772406
What the fuck does it mean?
>>63772445
>Best player in the world
>>63772443
Yeap
>>63772448
ЗEHИT - ЧEMПИOH
E
H
И
T
|
Ч
E
M
П
И
O
H
Damn, Zenit is really good
O N S I D E
>these officials in charge of knowing offside
Гвкaн coceт хyй.
who will have a better career?
balotelli or chicharito?
>>63772513
Balotelli's is pretty much over already m8
>>63772523
hes like 24
>>63772535
But he is kill
>>63772513
Probably chica
Super Mario doesn't seem like he cares
>>63772548
White men keeping him down. He just wants to be a lad and get paid.
>>63772513
Balotelli is dead and gone.
>>63772535
Lol, that nigger is not under 27
>>63772586
Blacks lie about age you embarrassing kek
>>63772590
need to cut off his arm and count the rings
Whenever I watch Hulk he is useless, is he ever good?
>>63772590
>>63772596
christ
>>63772606
Yes, ask your mum
>>63772606
he has his moments.
>>63771686
IT PUTS THE POO IN THE LOO OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
>>63771667
both Juventus and Napoli won't last
trust me
>>63772647
are you a paki?
i have trouble grasping how someone from norway can be this obsessed
>>63772647
Leave my brother alone!!!!!!
>CHEECH
Wew
>chiharito
Cacarito
>BT Sport ad for Qarabağ - Tottenham
>Includes Reynaldo in the picture
Pretty sure he's injured lel
100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100hands100
here we go
faam which one is the big match? which game got the biggest on steak?
>>63770999
>that flag
>chinky cave paintings
>shit memes
FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDIT YOU PLEB
Zenit is pretty good at the football
So what match should I watch later?
Tempted to watch Roma get spanked but Arsenal has more comedy potential.
>>63772955
AVB
>>63772960
Arsenal of course.
NOTHING better than watching Arsenal lose and shitposting in /arse/
has chicharito scored m8s
>>63772960
>not watching all the goals as they go in LIVE on the BT Sport Goal Show with based James Richardson and the gang from the pod
>You anon might like it more.
What did Hirochan mean by this?
sound on my stream has gone again lads :(
>>63772960
I'm going to be watching Barcelona, since they're being shown on regular TV.
>>63773027
here you go bro, play this in the background:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuL687HGfjI
what are you all eating tonight lads? kfc bargain bucket for me and a couple of bottles of becks to wash it down with.
>>63773069
Not eating
>tfw depressed
>>63773069
Cashew nuts
>>63773069
>becks
>>63773069
cucumbers
>>63773086
£10 for 20 bottles at Sainsbury's, can't argue with that!
>>63773069
just finished a home made Chilli, pretty good if I do say so myself
>>63773069
Cooked some Chicken and Chorizo m8
>>63773069
fish goujons, chips and peas
>>63773007
>watching a highlight show and not an actual game
literally american tier.
So basically Arsenal need to win their next two games and hope Zagreb and Olympiakos don't get any points against Bayern?
>>63773069
About to start cooking a pre-thanksgiving turkey, friend got it for free so what the hell
>mfw when eating turkey for the next 3 weeks
>>63773092
>can't argue with that!
You honestly can.
>>63773069
>>63773120
won't be able to taste it anyway after all the spicy mayo with my kfc. who cares?
>>63773117
Zagreb against Bayern is irrelevant
What's needed is
>Arsenal beat Zagreb
>Bayern beat Olympiakos
>Arsenal beat Olympiakos by 2 goals
>>63773124
Literally Teenage Girl Tier Drink
>>63773164
Haha. Maybe they'll do good in the Europa League.
LEVERKUSEN
>>63773212
Zenit almost conceded at the same time. Offside though.
What a goal m8
>>63773191
It's not that hard to beat Oly by 2
MEHMEDI, MY SON
Based Leverkusen purging the slav scum form europe
Fuck off Leverkusen.
>>63773223
damn, i have btts on in matches
time to cash out i guess, can't ssee valencia scoring
that one was a little random
>>63773224
What are the chances of Bayern playing out a dull 0-0 tonight though just to spite arsenal for beating them?
>>63773069
belyashi, tomato sauge, milk mushroom, chiken sausages, rice and chokolade.
So, is it Meh-Maydee, or Mech-Maydee (with a German ch). Because even the commentators here don't seem too sure.
>>63773283
you are swiss you should fucking know
pls pls end like this
this result is perfect for Roma
>>63773271
I think there's a better chance for the Arsenal game to end in a draw. Zagreb will probably just park the bus.
>>63773271
I don't think they are that kind of a club. Only people like Mou would do something like this.
>>63773283
It's literally Meh-Medi
>>63773307
That guy is an immigrant or the son of immigrants
>>63773283
meh-medee
spanish J=H
>>63773309
Roma are so fucking lucky that Bayer is better at choking than them
zenit 2-0
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA
The announcer keeps on repeating it
how did dzyuba suddenly git so gud?
>>63773348
Nice goal.
dzyuba still moves like a cripple
>>63773337
this is a choking competition not a CL group
just look at the last two games
atrocious
>>63773350
DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA DZYUBA
Zenit have really buttrailed their group.
Wonder how they're gonna fare after this.
>>63773351
he's a big guy
>>63773362
Hey I remember you, you criticized my top strikers list including him. That's exactly what you had said last time.
>>63773325
Good to know. Because up until about year ago most said it with the guttural ch, but now they seem to have switched to Meh, so I was confused.
I know it's not the final table, but shouldn't Roma be higher than Leverkusen? they beat them
>>63773351
he's bad, the pass givers are good
>>63773377
>Hey I remember you
>an anonymous forum
Yeah, right.
>Premierl Eague
>>63773398
Been forever in my backlog, that show.
![121217041814-hulk-zenit-17-12-horizontal-large-gallery[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Egy3vPS.jpg "121217041814-hulk-zenit-17-12-horizontal-large-gallery[1].jpg")
>zenit casually strolls through group of death
Our year?
>>63773398
Tiebreakers. Leverkusen have a better G/D and scored more.
>>63773407
Like I said, you said exactly the same thing last time. Or do Russian posters always use that?
>Witsel avoiding a trip home to belgium
He knows
>>63771698
lol, thats nothing.
my wifes son coming over in a minute and wants to play video games, but i want to watch the game on my tv
what do i do
>>63773421
Since when the tiebreaker is GD and not head to head result?
R E D
bit harsh I think
Wesley Sneijder in nets
>>63773398
Places that do live tables are terrible at applying rules other than GD as the main tiebreaker
3rd best footballer in the world
dumb portunigger removed, justice served
>>63773417
What part of St Petersburg you from mate?
david squires get out of this thread nao
>>63773437
chill m8 you're right, Roma is ahead of leverkusen
i guess you're looking at a non official table
>>63773431
Your wife's son? Ahahahaha kek
>>63773444
Van Persie defence
>>63773431
>my wifes son
Guaranteed Replies
>>63773417
more like group of brain death, all other teams are vegetables
>>63773425
I don't know, m8. That's not me who posted this >>63773362
>>63773469
No I am chill, I was genuinely asking.
>masturBATE
>>63773448
>>63773448
his bitch ass needs to come Liverpool but unfortunate for him and the corrup way of Brazilian footballers he needs to be on 300k per week if he wants to have a comfortable lifestyle after paying off his half a dozen "agents". Such a shame, he'd be absolutely perfit fit for the EPL. Maybe with all this new TV money someone will be able to afford his wages.
>>63773486
Your hand is a vegetable.
>>63773450
Rude.
>>63773451
>>63773451
I'm not from Russia nor have I ever visited.
>>63773489
era un "tranquillo" di assenso, non un "calmati"
probably not the best choice of words
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>63773431
Is le 3rd best player in the world the best "nested" meme?
It incites a response of ABCR7s and critics of the pictured player.
>My wife's son
>>63773311
>triple dubs
>>63773437
Sorry m8 I'm a bit tired and read some things wrong sorry
>>63773521
>that mousepad
I thought only 25+ single women could buy something like that.
Cheech with a cheeky 90+ goal
HAHAHHAHA
Hulk fucking embarrassed that defender
hulk is fuckin based holy shit
DZYUBA have more goals in CL than Lewandovski
>>63773539
Guy probably gonna die and this nigga bitchin about faggy mousepad.
HOW MANY SAVES WILL GET DE GEA IN MAN U'S 0-0 DRAW TMRW?
>>63773575
It's looking at a mousepad with cute cats or at a pale guy on his deathbed, not a tough choice.
>>63771964
looking for a stream for
Weston-Super-Mare v Havant & Waterlooville 19:45
>>63773593
>Not knowing the name of the greatest youtuber of all time
Can't wait to see how Roma will fuck up.
>>63773584
Not many, payassfay are terrible away from home.
>Hulk
What a dick.
>>63773557
Failed 2 moments just now by playing solo mid.
5/5 :DDD
>>63773643
Well Done Russia, I hope you do well in the knockouts,
>tfw >my team hasn't been close to the CL for years and won't be for more years
>>63773608
>ahead 1-0 in the 90th minute tonight
>concede own goal equaliser
>ahead 2-0 against BATE within 20 minutes
>fuck it up and lose 3-2
>>63773069
gonna eat pizza while I watch Barça with my family
England is thoroughly outperforming spain in the CL this year.
Is Wilshere playing today?
>>63773774
Daily reminder that hulk was made in fcporto
>games not till 19:45
why not have the earlier game a bit later so we could go straight to the next games at the end
>>63773798
*Kawasaki Frontale
>>63773832
Tomorrow will be fun. Matches at 3,5 and 7:45
>>63773841
fucks sake I am out all tomorrow evening,
>4 year ban for failed drug test
Holy fucking shit. Was this like his 10th failed test or something? Thats absolutely absurd.
this man takes over UEFA
how do you feel?
>>63773832
the matches are earlier because of time zones, a later kickoff time would be too late.
>>63773498
>this amount of butthurt
holy hell, off the charts
>>63773908
It is my time of the month so sorry if I'm being overly emotional
>>63773903
good point
hi
who should coach real madrid
>>63773978
Me.
>>63773978
Mourinho
>>63773941
men don't have periods, it's all a creation of your mind my fellow transgender friend
>>63773978
Me.
>Arsenal and Chelsea lose
>laugh at two teams I don't likes failure
>Arsenal and Chelsea win
>shitpost about epl being greatest league in the world
Lovely stuff
>>63774000
mou please, stop making this about yourself
>>63773978
brendan rodgers
>>63773978
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