He's going to score one tap-in and one penulty against Shaktar, he's going to make his ridiculous celebration after each goal.
And it will be nauseous.
And we all will spam TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
posting in an epic thread
>>63748894
he's the greatest player in le world!!!1
>>63748430
his eyebrows are more disturbing than the JUST hair.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is Poonalpoo the biggest fraud in football?
>>63753515
by far
>no skills
>diver (literally cheater)
>was ugly as fuck, then he became creepy as fuck with plastic operations
>biggest waster of balls
>locker room cancer
people liked him because muh money to sick people, his body and muh goals
>>63753543
Don't forget his douchey free-kick ceremony follwed by a shot in the stands.
It's only fitting the autists of /sp/ empathize and childishly worship Messi
Yet hate the more politically, socially, and morally conscious Cristiano
>>63753555
>politically, socially, and morally conscious Cristiano
a closet fag who supports terrorists? top cec
Why are we pretending that he always played like this? We know he didn't.
>>63753578
True, he was a lot worse at United tbbh [to be brutally honest]
hes finished
>>63753582
Even two years ago he wasn't like this.
>>63753578
United: few lucky long shot goals (probably because the ball was a meme like the jabulani), many goals in a one team league
Real: gorilion goals against literally whos, nowhere to see against good teams
>the city of renald
>>63753599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZssB4TBU7w
>>63753625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M57KqVuOe2o
and these are actually good goals
>>63753708
He's been there longer, of course he'd have more. Ronaldo has scored 15 goals against Barcelona, which is as many as Raul, and he holds the record for most consecutive goals scored in clasico fixture (6).
but hurr he doesn't score against big teams
Ronaldo can't even score tap-ins anymore
RIP, he was the best Ronaldo
Lmao @ people hating
Not easy being the goat
>>63753717
>but hurr he doesn't score against big teams
He does though. although it's when it doesn't matter anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kknQTCnSMWY
>>63753719
>he was the best Ronaldo
stay away from the GOATS with this fraud
>>63753499
>south americans
>>63753730
>although it's when it doesn't matter anymore
But he's done it when it does matters too, you would know if this if you actually watched the games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YKK-9Ia4Xc
He also puts RM on level a lot in games they lose, like the last clasico.
>>63748430
If Ronaldo's hair was actually that bad would he kill himself?
>>63753708
>that defender fucking his own shit up at 1:55
why does nobody tell him to stop
>Misses pen against Valencia thus giving Barcelona to title no matter what's the out come of two remaining games
>Scores hattrick next game
>Celebrates like crazy
>It's Ramos who tells him to stop
He has never played for the team. Personal glory above everything else.
>>63756595
his "friends" wouldn't dare to tell him anything
>>63753499
So this is what a fatherless child looks like
>>63753499
>"Are you a Madrid fan?"
>"I am a Cristiano Ronaldo fan"
>>63753719
There only one Ronaldo.
>>63753555
>messi is an autist just because he doesn't weak retarded haircuts, dress with swag and act like a dick
>messi is an autist because he prefers spending his free time with his family and friends instead of going to clubs and parties
ok...
>>63760023
>Messi is not autistic
Messi plz
>>63760098
strong argument...
>>63760098
did he get a nose job or something? he looks totally different there
>>63760098
>anon unable to tell that Messi is just being playful in that gif
You may have autism, anon. Being unable to understand someone else's feelings is a sign of autism, you know.
>>63753543
Top 5 players ever mate
>>63748430
Messi knows what he talking about. Ranaldo HAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/Wsf7RQpiij0
