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SF:Kaepernick will have shoulder surgery Tuesday
DAL:Cowboys officially activate Tony Romo
NE:Patriots will 'manage' Amendola's snaps?
DAL:Cowboys to reduce Darren McFadden's carries?
SD:Ladarius Green on playing Sun.: I don't know
DAL:Cowboys fully expect McFadden (groin) to play
SEA:Seahawks list RB Lynch as questionable again
TEN:Titans hoping to have Wright (MCL) for Week 12
SF:49ers to start Shaun Draughn at running back
DAL:Cowboys list McFadden (groin) as questionable
SD:Ladarius Green practices, listed questionable
TEN:McCluster out 2-3 weeks with sprained MCL
Lions > puckers
Rate pls
>AFC
1. New England (14-2)
2. Cincinnati (13-3)
3. Denver (11-5)
4. Indianapolis (9-7)
5. New York (10-6)
6. Buffalo (9-7)
>NFC
1. Carolina (15-1)
2. Arizona (12-4)
3. Minnesota (11-5)
4. New York (9-7)
5. Green Bay (11-5)
6. Atlanta (10-6)
>Wildcard Weekend
Denver over Buffalo
New York over Indianapolis
Minnesota over Atlanta
New York over Green Bay
>Divisional Round
New England over New York
Denver over Cincinnati
New York over Carolina
Arizona over Minnesota
>Conference Championships
New York over Arizona
New England over Denver
>Superbowl
New York Over New England
1. Tom Brady
2. Carson Palmer
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Drew Brees
5. Eli Manning
6. Andy Dalton
7. Derek Carr
8. Phillip Rivers
9. Cam Newton
10. Jay Cutler.
that's literally the point i'm trying to make you fucking retard
>panthers beat the pack
>uhhh rodgers already choked against the broncos it means nothing
>patriots win any game
>hurr they looked bad they should beaten them by more gonna get exposed soon
there are only like 6 or 7 teams in the league that are actually good teams, teams that you would expect to beat most opponents and give tough opponents a good game
but just because a team does that (giants v. patriots/anyone vs. the panthers) doesn't mean they're one of those teams, and just because a good team loses to a shitty team doesn't mean they're not a good team
"power rankings" are fucking stupid because they can never be truly accurate and they're too specific anyway
you should have a general idea of which teams are above other teams, but even record isn't a concrete way to decide individual rankings
basically for now all we can do is say that some teams are just clearly better than the rest
>>63708161
Fifth for GET FUCKING HYPE
pretty sure the eagles are making the playoffs. sanchez cannot be any worse than sam. also ertz is going to explode in these last 7 games.
Ravens fans, i have a question for you
What is the deal with Arthur Brown? Does he just suck ass? I liked him a lot coming out of the draft
Brace yourself for elite QB play tomorrow.
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>binge-watch The Man in the High Castle yesterday
>it's bretty gud imho tbqh pham
>wake up
>swagman literally kill
naners
>>63708446
Probably. Probably not. Probably not.
>>63708446
>sanchez cannot be any worse than sam
Pretty sure Bradford never ran headfirst into his own lineman's ass
https://instagram.com/p/-Weg0tkjhK/
https://instagram.com/p/-WemPkkjhZ/
>Pacman Jones
>>63708796
Have you tried the Warriors yet?
>>63708962
sadly i am a sacramento kings fan ;_;
been thinking of heading out to the airport greeting at seatac though
Connor Cook confirmed pussy
Paxton Lynch confirmed shit
Ezekiel Elliot confirmed OL babby
Leonard Fournette confirmed FB babby
Jake Rudock confirmed sleeper
>>63709137
>Jake Rudock
>sleeper
when harbs is the coach, even swagman can be made to look decent.
>>63708228
>Dallas not winning the owl.
Trash.
>>63709259
Only thing Dallas is winning this year is a top 5 pick
>yfw the bucs win the superb owl
>This year's draft class
>>63709440
why not make it say "jameis jameis-jameis"
How good would the 2012 49ers have been if they had a good QB starting. I'm guessing they would have been 19-0 with an average 45 PPG
>>63708228
>Pats not 16-0
>Any NFC East team finishing over.500
I agree with your SB picks, but Brady's finally going over Eli, fampai.
>>63708228
>cincy at 2nd seed
Ha ha ha
>>63709793
Yeah that 2012 line up was primo top to bottom in everywhere but QB
>>63708228
Three AFCE teams in the playoffs?
>>63709985
Who the fuck is going to catch them?
The only teams within striking distance of them realistically are the Broncos and steelers, and Denver is fucked right now. Do you think the steelers will make up 2.5 games by the end of the season?
>>63710135
Hindsight is 20/20 and obviously kaepernick sucks NOW, but you can't dismiss how well he performed on that particular season.
>>63708228
>Minnesota winning the division
I'm hype as fuck to see them doing well but even with the Packers' current slump I can't see them giving the division away. Then again I haven't looked at remaining schedules for either team
>>63710253
Minnesota has one of the toughest schedules left, but if they beat the Packers tomorrow, I think that it won't matter.
>>63708228
>Implying 10-6 6th seed raiders don't destroy the Jets in wild card and then BTFO the pats in divisional
>>63710147
>>63710310
I don't think the Steelers or Raiders have it in them to make a playoff push
>>63708228
>Le NY winning over NE meme
The Iggles or R*dskins are winning the division, to be quite honest families. If the Gnats get to the playoffs, they'll be wiped out by the panthers
>>63708228
>The city of New York
>Getting to the playoffs
>>63710541
They said the same thing about baseball last season tbf senpai
Is there anything in this world more pathetic than a Pats hater?
>>63710663
Pats fans.
>>63710693
this desu senpai
>>63710693
pic related
>>63710310
God damn this would be perfect
I just want the raiders to make playoffs, and whatever happened in the off-season is making them look like it'll happen
>>63710663
>>63711124
Why are pats fans so easily triggered by banter?
>"I don't like the patriots"
>HURT DUR YOU'RE MAD, LET ME SPAM YOU WITH PHOTOS OF TOM BRADY
SMh tBh pham
>>63711238
Why is everyone else so triggered by Tim Bradley?
>Have a photo of Tom Brady
>HURR DURR not in muh /sp/ safe space
Mark tomorrow down in your calendars boys. Tomorrow the cowboys will start their run and become the first team in nfl history to start 2-7 to win a superbowl
>>63709793
Kap was good that season but any top 10 QB would have gone 19-0
that team was absolutely stacked from top to bottom except maybe WR
>Peyton chose Denver
> tfw you know your team will drop a game to fucking tj Yates
>>63711272
>inb4 Romo injured in 3rd quarter of tomorrows game
>>63711495
If >we got Peypey, we couldn't afford a lot of other key pieces.
>>63710218
Ahh I confused that yeah with the year before when Smith was last QB. Funny to say I think Kap could have beaten the giants that year in spite of Kyle Williams... But as for 2012 I think the Defense was exposed when they played Atlanta who basically had their way all game
>>63711272
while I admire your optimism, you are delusional. the cowboys are a dumpster fire and always will be.
>a year ago everyone expected Tom Brady to drop off in performance and possibly retire
>ends up winning the super bowl that year and is on pace to have the best season of his career this year
I've always hated Brady, but goddamn how can one person be so fucking good?
>>63711507
shut the fuck up jets gonna win by 3 tds from handsome decker
>>63711560
>But as for 2012 I think the Defense was exposed
This is why I can't stand people who say Kap was carried to the owl. Our defense was giving up 30 points a game in those last 6 games, starting with the Patriots game. Kap and Gore are the ones that led us to the owl
Kap is absolutely done here but I hope he gets a chance to succeed wherever he goes while we burn away with Gabbert
>>63708227
>Misson Crosby
Bengals are da bomb
>>63711783
Never know what to expect from Gaga in SF. Kap is getting screwed but with the niners ownership that's anything but a surprise
>>63708228
>18-1 all over again
I would eat a spider if this happens again
>>63711894
The Pats could go 18-1 and still win the Owl.
>6th in the current draft standings
Get your shit together Lions.
>>63711238
the "banter" is always the same. Each side chooses from the following list of responses for each reply:
Pats fans
>Pats are da bess
>gonna go 19-0
>gonna win da superb Owl
>Brady/Gronk/Edelman = GOAT
>[legitimate piece of news re: the Patriots–injury report etc.]
>y u s o mad
>4 rings bitchessss
>y u mad at the patriots?
Everyone else
>hurr >18-1
>Brady is a kek
>18-1
>autism cycle
>eli is ELITE
>eli >>>> Brady
>brady is a kek
>18-1
>Brady is a cheater/has Brady cheated yet today?
>autism cycle pt 3 happening this year
>Pats gonna lose to Eli in the Superb Owl again
>Gisele sucks black men's dicks
>18-1
it's dank as fuck
>>63711921
Nani?
>>63712018
>Loins fucking up their draft position
Even when they win they still lose
>>63708228
>5. New York
>4. New York
Let's play spot the New Yorker!
>>63711495
>peyton in the NFCCG against the us12s in the clink
imagine combining >43-8 with the BES CORNA IN DA GAME moment
>>63711921
it's not like the Pats and Panthers are the first teams to go this far undefeated either.
>Elway/TD Broncos and 2009 Saints won 13 straight to start, finished 14-2 (Broncos) and 13-3 (Saints)
>Da Bears started 12-0, went 15-1
and plenty of others have started with 10 or more wins to start their season
the hype machine is honestly blowing this way out of proportion, as usual when the Patriots are involved
>meanwhile, dantonio just fucked over urban meyer
IS IT HARBS TIME
>>63711921
nothing less than 19-0 will satisfy/cause incalculable rage and/or shitposting from /nfl/
>>63712062
forgot the butthurt asteriskposting for the haters
Why are the Patriots the most unlikable team in professional sports
>>63712596
Because they've been beating other teams for almost 15 years now and it gets on people's nerves
>>63712018
Idc in my eyes we already won the super bowl after last week. Seeing all those packer tears buffalo wild wings was amazing
>>63711525
>Romo injured in 3rd quarter of tomorrows game
Ok'
Sure buddy
>afc
patriots running out of players
bengals exposed
broncos literal who at qb
Cardinals first lombardi incoming
>>63712720
not till they give up that stolen championship
>>63712720
Teddy is going to be hoisting the Lombardi this year and next year senpai
>>63712656
can't imagine how much hate the Montana 49ers would have generated if 4chan existed then
or even better, the 90s Cowboys responsible for half of the Bills' >0-4
>>63712596
their fans.
>A fired-up Ezekiel Elliott talked about playing hurt, ripped the Ohio State play calling and then said this was his last home game with the program. "There's no chance I'm coming back next year."
welp, looks like he's gonna be a Cowboy
>>63712903
>Have bad game
>Nig out
Yup. Cowkek material alright
>>63712952
he was shitty early in the season too. this is more about only getting 12 carries
>>63711715
super bowl MVP as well
Should the Vikings go after Kaepernick in the offseason?
>>63713273
He'd be a great backup that could challenge for the starting position
>>63713314
They've got a good backup in Heinicke. Bridgewater is doing fine for a 2nd yr qb.
People forget that some of today's best qb's weren't impressive in their first couple of years.
>>63713175
Are you high?
Kap landing spots if he leaves. The niners would be nuts to let him go.
1. Jets
2. Cleveland
3. Texans
4. Eagles
Andrew Luck is a good quarterback and if you disagree then you dont know shit about football
>>63713424
yeah I don't get why people are so impatient with QBs these days. Look at Andy Dalton this year, he's had a career season so far in his 5th year and almost any other team would have cut him after last year
>>63713467
>The niners would be nuts to let him go
it's over, the niners are shit and so is Kap with them.
>>63713535
>Good
Yes. He's nowhere near elite though
>>63713535
>>63713600
Luck needs a good OC, just look a Cutler.
>>63713642
Luck needs a good OC and a front office that isn't completely retarded. He's not going to be able to will the Clots to an owl like Peyton.
>>63713725
Going to be interesting come contract time. I think he should go to FA, but I doubt he will because of legacy/what people will say.
>>63713725
>Peyton
>willing the Clots to an owl
I suggest you rewatch the 2006 play offs
>>63711850
Shouldnt be Gaga should be Gabs as in Grabbert or Blaine Grabbert
>>63713839
He dragged Caldwell kicking and screaming back in 2009.
Go back to beating off to pictures of Brady
>>63713725
>Peyton
>willing the Clots to an owl
I think you meant to say the Clots defense willing them to an owl
>>63713897
>He dragged Caldwell kicking and screaming back in 2009.
Ye man, and then Caldwell decided to go full retard and throw a game losing INT when they had a chance to tie the game.
>>63714029
Your point?
>>63714084
His point is he is an uninformed britposter that is unironically a Pats fan.
>people still respond to the English Patriots Poster (how big of a glory hunting kek can one person be?)
>>63714250
great contribution
>>63714216
>>63714250
>everyone who acknowledges that Peyton is a big fat choker must be a Patriots fan
I'm a Giants fan btw
>>63714250
>English Patriots Poster
there are many, how can they be so dumb. The Pats are a literal fuck you to England.
>>63711783
Kap to the Lions
>>63714250
>Snick calling others glory hunters
>>63714304
>I'm a Giants fan
Only Pats fans get this butthurt when Peyton gets brought up. Don't know why, your team usually beat him
>>63714304
Peyton being a choker has nothing to do with your previous posts.
>>63714345
>Only Pats fans get this butthurt when Peyton gets brought up
I always get butthurt when media darling superstar QBs get 100% credit for anything that goes right and 0% blame for anything that goes wrong. Peyton is the main offender in that regard
Daily reminder that getting rocked by the Chiefs is a turnaround machine for any team. Daily reminder that the Lions will take the Wildcard, then the NFC, and finally grind the Cheatriots into the mud of Friso Bay in Feb.
>>63714427
>Peyton is the main offender in that regard
I think you mean Rodgers.
Don't try to hide it, you're clearly a Pats fan. I've never seen a fanbase obsess over other teams more than them.
>>63714427
What? The media has been shitting on Manning for years. Funny you're a Giants fan, as Eli has benefited on fluke plays more than anyone.
>>63714250
Stop it you ass. I am the real sneak
>>63714590
new sneak is better sneak
>>63708533
Do not understand, I...
>>63714540
>I think you mean Rodgers.
Rodgers is 2nd but he still doesn't come close to the amount of excuses Peyton was given after every one and done.
>>63714563
>The media has been shitting on Manning for years
I can recall several articles from a year ago discussing whether he's literally the GOAT after he broke the TD record. Just a few months after one of the biggest blowouts in SB history
>>63714563
>Funny you're a Giants fan, as Eli has benefited on fluke plays more than anyone.
I actually think Eli's contribution in those Owl games are overrated. People are acting like Eli turned on his autistic powers and styled on the Patriots for 450 yards and 4 TDs in each game when in fact it was a sound defensive game plan and >our pass rushers eating the Patriots O-line alive that was the deciding factor.
>>63714623
some trip got really pissed at another trip, and has been shitposting that trips all time team rankings.
It's fucking pathetic, understand?
>>63714590
It doesn't matter. You're both faggots
>>63714620
I am the Sneak who took over. The old sneak left us. I am the true way. You know my words as sneak more than the false prophet original
There can be only one
>>63714670
>words
how could anyone be this upset at Mannings career.
>i'm a Giants fan
Then you wouldn't give a shit
>>63714751
why is this screen shot watermarked?
>>63714705
nice try imposter
Kaep to dallas?
Can I get a "wew lad", lads?
I hate Rob Lowe
>he's older than me
>great hair
>doesn't have HIV
@63715010
wew lass
>>63715010
not without context.
I got a question
If a person named Leonard, do you pronounce it Lenard or leo-nard?
>>63715091
depends on your race
>>63715104
hes a qt black <3
>state farm
still airing rodgers commercials
Packers are shit.
>>63715159
Packers are coming back in full force tomorrow nerd
Rank in order of biggest and best potential Super Bowl shitstorm:
1. Patriots go undefeated, lose to Eli in the Super Bowl
2. Eagles win their first Super Bowl
3. Romo and the Cowboys go undefeated and become the first 2-7 team to win the Super Bowl
4. Brock plays poorly, Peyton comes back healthy, and goes on a near-killing spree on the field to win the Super Bowl, gives the world the finger after he retires SB MVP trophy in his other hand.
5. Jags win the AFCS and go the distance
>>63715229
No they're not.
Can gabbert win again?
>>63715148
Lenard
>>63715244
>>63715244
shut up nerd
>>63715235
it would be nice to see the shit eating Peyton haters get fucked
>>63715235
>romo
>eagles
>jags
at least try to be realistic.
>shitstorm
Vikings
Steelers
>>63708161
World champs should be 15 points, not 12.
>>63715235
>2. Eagles win their first Super Bowl
>>63715283
>against an assravaged us12s needing to take out their rage after getting rekt at home by carson palmer for the 2nd time
ripip
>>63715159
>>63715229
>29▶>>63715244
>>>63715159
>Packers are coming back in full force tomorrow nerd
>yfw the Redskins manage to beat the Panthers
>>63715332
means nothing, the will of the transgenders has been broken. Enjoy the finger pointing next week.
>>63715324
>reading comprehension
Shit
Who /waitingalldayforSundaynight/ here?
>>63715688
Hey, Jack, it's a fact.
What happens if Gabbert wins tomorrow? Will us12s commit mass suicide?
>>63715554
might as well list any team that is still alive for the playoffs
>eagles
Vikings over patriots owl would cause /sp/ to be shut down for a week.
Mods wouldn't be able to handle the shitposting.
Can you imagine?
>>63715723
Yeah, but many pundits thought the Eagles were a SB team and they were clearly proven wrong. Plus, it makes for excellent shitposting material because:
>muh rings
>OWG
>>63715688
Dalton's gonna choke so hard they could finish 9-7
>>63708228
>Giants making the playoffs
>Giants beating the Packers
>Giants beating the Panthers
>Giants beating the Cardinals
Giants will finish with 7-9 at best. The Redskins are winning the division this year
>>63708446
Why would you even want the Eagles to make the playoffs? Chip Kelly will keep his job if that happens.
>>63715911
Eagles still have a good shot. The east sucks. 9-7 can win it. They have a shot at no less than the 4th maybe 3 seed
>>63716019
>khip jelly is a bad coach
>T-t-ten and six is bad fire him!
Kekkle
>>63715717
>>63715398
>yfw niners have Gabbert during his career revival
>yfw when it starts with the death of the 12s
>yfw Gabbert takes a turkey leg and eats it during handshakes
>>63715688
is this "big cat"?
are you a bears fan?
>>63716025
Exactly, they're my pick for the NFCE and not just through homer goggles.
Giants: can't close out games and haven't had any impressive wins (WAS before they had shit together, Bills without McCoy/Watkins and 17 fucking penalties, LELers, the dead Cowboys, and did not look good against the Bucs)
Redskins: actually better than expected, but who have they beat (STL and they know how to beat up Foles, PHI after the defense was too exhausted from the anemic offense keeping them on the field, an undisciplined TB team with potential but gave away the game, NO and their worst secondary in history)
Eagles just need to prove they have their shit together. Since the bye week, I think they have shown there's a shot.
>>63715904
I'm a vikings fan, if we even make it to the superbowl i'm going to stay away from /sp/ for a week or two. Wouldn't let these heathens even TRY and ruin it for me.
SKOL
>>63716316
glorious
>>63716369
Sanchez is actually a step up. Bradford was finally starting to get comfortable, but Sanchez at the moment is a little better because he can run. Sanchez lower ceiling in that offense but he's ready. Bradford man,... It's sad.
Other than that everything is starting to click slowly. A lot of injuries and new parts coming together was their problems.
Usually coaches get until year 3 to make the playoffs, went 10-6 twice and people want his job. It's tucking retaded.
>>63716316
> Gabbert wins out this year, barely missing the playoffs
> next season
> Gabbert throws 65 TDs and 1 INT
> Niners go 19-0
> go on to win 4 of the next 5 owls losing only to Goroppolo led patriots
> Gabbert goes into the history books as the greatest QB of all time
http://www.phillyvoice.com/riley-cooper-and-miles-austin-cant-be-gone-soon-enough/
I can't take it. We're gonna lose. The packer posting will be too much to bear. I want my team to win so bad, but I know they'll disappoint me.
>>63716880
Which is your team
>>63716880
please end yourself
>>63716920
Nigger do you know what's on the line here? Imagine the Jets over the Patriots by one game and everything depends on winning right now.
>>63716863
But all of that makes sense. White receivers are shit, deal with it.
>>63716672
I hear what you're saying, but Sanchez is not a step up. He's got more time in the system and people know about his mobility, but he's an exponential decrease. Team know exactly what to get with him and more teams will beat him than he has a shot to win against. His ceiling's low and his output will only decrease until he's just dumping it off to a TE 15 times a game because he can't trust his own arm to hit an outside receiver.
Essentially, last year defenses found out quickly that Sanchez gives you less range wide and deep in an offense based on the spread. The Packers beat them, then the Seahawks sealed the deal. After that, he was dirt against the Cowboys or the fucking Redskins. He beat the Giants to close the season with luck.
With that tape, he'll be simple enough to beat for anyone that does they're homework. And if they didn't, he'll find away to throw the game away on his own...again...like last week.
In a 16 game season, you'll go 6 wins with Sanchez in this offense.
Bradford is on the opposite end. He'll stretch the field enough and has recently been right on the money. He's even been scrambling, bootlegging, and running for the first down a few times. That'll only increase his confidence and propel more improvement. I think he comes back from this injury next week and gets back on path to reach his ceiling by the end of the year.
Essentially, if you wan to be the team that ends the year hot, Bradford gives you that chance. Sanchez will only get colder by the week.
>>63716948
Die in a fucking fire, every other Vikings fan hates you.
>>63717058
If they lose, you'll probably go into hiding, just like you've been doing the past couple of seasons.
Who gonna be /wastedbeforethegamestarts/ here?
>>63717092
this t b h
Reminder that princess cadence is one of only 2 Viking posters that stuck with them through thick and thin, the other being the Swede.
Please ignore all other Vikings posters because they are fairwhether twitter trash.
>>63717047
They just need to get Sanchez running read option for a week, 15 carries kind of shit >>63717092
What is your team
>>63717360
Nevermind
That's a Nasty schedule jeez
Teddy confirmed the next Joe Montana
We're literally duplicating Montana's 81 season and his 2nd year as a starter, they relied on short accurate passes and a high powered run game to go 14-2 and win the Superbowl, Teddy's stats are better than Joes 2nd season already and we're playing the same play style and we have the best running game in the NFL. We could easily go 14-2 and give birth to Montana 2.0 and bring home at least 2 owls.
Are all the games this week in those ridiculous monocolour uniforms?
>>63717092
Shut the fuck up you autistic downer. No-one wants to hear someone piss and moan about how hard done by they are by a football team. Especially before the fucking weekend.
>>63717464
He does actually have joes mechanics. It's weird. Closest pro to him
Reminder: Matty Ice's career as an elite QB starts in just 14 hours
I'M PRETTY SURE PRINCES CADENCE IS SNEAK'S SISTER (OR TRANSGENDERED BROTHER)
ALSO, THE LIONS ARE SHIT
>>63717570
This makes sense
>lions are shit, is lions fan
Are you Sneak and PC's Dad?
>>63717058
top fucking Kek.
>>63717058
I'll still be here regardless. Only thing that'll stop that is my responsibilities in life
>>63717338
>implying i'm not wasted already
>>63717348
>not accurate
I was here through most of the Ponder debacle a couple years ago
>>63717666
>>63716998
>Miles Austin
>White
>Edelman and Jordy
>Shit
>>63717660
does that make you Sneak's mother or are you not pessimistic about the Bears?
>>63717867
Sneak has no mother. It reproduces via budding.
>>63717464
Holy fuck he does play like him, Norv is molding his final creation that will be the ultimate GOAT. his last project.
Montana 2.0 The Vikings fans savior, we had to sacrifice a Christian to make it happen.
PACKER FAGS POST THE BUTTHURT YOU WILL EXP.
but then again, we'd get to see two elite Qbs battle it out twice every year for the division in the North.
ALSO in 1982 Montana was allowed to air the ball out and take control, hopefully if we do win the Owl and next year we let him air it out and we win another one if AP takes a step back, or he stays the same and we can ride him the same way for another Owl and a REPEAT.
>>63717570
>LIONS ARE SHIT
Still better than the Puckers senpai
>>63717867
I'm a friend of his
>Cutler
>burrs
>>63717971
>Shitcago is somewhat good and suddenly the trips are back
You guys are as bad as the Queens
>>63717936
Yes indeed lionsbro
>>63717936
No...>>63717971
You are the fake sneak
>>63717930
Does that make their back up Steve Young?
>>63718002
>somewhat good
>being this generous
At least I'm not shitposting all the time like some Vikes fans
>>63717464
>>63717930
I'm so ready
>>63718024
I'm not fake sneak, I'm.anon, it's a joke
>>63718038
>>63718038
Taylor Heinicke looked pretty good in preseason.
but we dont need to go that route until hes in his late 30s, Teddy just turned 22 a few weeks ago.
>>63718002
>detoilet
lol
>>63718201
>Puckers
>Vikeks
>Burrs
>>63718260
>>63716672
>>63718002
>>63718038
>NFC NORTH in general
>>63718372
Shitposting general?
infrequent reminder that the NFCN and NFCE will always have the most genuine rivalries and that your devision is just plastic media hype and bandwagoners
>>63718444
>NFCE
>NFCN
faggot
>>63718471
>Can't even beat the vikings
Worthless
>>63718260
Have all won a playoff game within the last 22 years. Meanwhile
>detoilet
lmao
>>63718471
C Wood was definitely the worst release of this decade Thompson did. He may have been slow and old, but god damn it, he was the defensive leader. They're fucking lost out there without him.
>>63718471
>Raiders
Ken Stabler should finally be inducted
>>63718648
>49ers
>>63718567
I wonder why...
>>63718692
Because detoilet is awful
>must noteworthy accomplishment in the past 22 years is going 0-16
lel
>>63718691
Thanks for the QB
>>63718691
Can we have Wisniewski back?
>>63718743
At least that's a record that will never broken. Shitcago and Minnesota literally have nothing
>>63718894
>0-4 is nothing
you're literally and idiot
>>63718925
Just a shit team getting blown out in owls. Now the Bills will be remembered
>>63718894
>he's glad his team is awful
couldn't expect anything else from detoilet fans
>>63718648
>being put on season ending IR because he's became that irrelevant
>>63717464
Time to hit the "delicious" button!
>>63715966
>Implying Romo won't sweep them now that he's back
>>63719032
>His team can't even win with a HoF RB, WR, and QB
>>63719052
You sure it wasn't the other way around cuh?
>>63718444
AFCW, Steelers-Ravens, Saints-Falcons, and Niners-Rams are also legit. All other Rivalries suck though.
>>63719160
Either or. End result is the same
>>63712152
But I'm a Naner fan
Let's say Brock Osweiler goes off tomorrow against Chicago. Do the Broncos have the brass balls to bench Manning for the rest of the season AND playoffs? Like if he completely carves that defense up and destroys it. Manning has played so bad does he even have to really? If he just has a mediocre/decent game do you think they'll start him? Or would he have to have an elite game?
Also what are the chances Osweiler even goes off? Chicago's defense really isn't that good.
>>63719108
When besides in the 70s have we had that combo, and don't you fucking DARE say 2010, the year after the 09 season, that whole season was fucked.
>>63719250
If Brock shows he's the future, why would they bring Peyton back? He's been acting prissy, anyway.
>>63719250
>balls
it really wouldn't take any balls at all
Osweiler is in a contract year, they have to see if he's worth an investment
what the hell is peyton going to do? he has absolutely no leverage, not even the fans want him in at this point.
>>63719259
>Favre, Moss, Peterson
Oh I'm sorry. A top 10 all time QB, arguably the best WR ever, and a HoF RB. Not my fault you cut Moss
At least when >we ruin a GOAT's career, we do it one at a time
>>63719353
We got Moss like a day before the trade deadline and we were already on a losing streak. We were over already, Moss didn't do shit and was cut literally a couple weeks later because of the shit coach and MUH FOOD. In reality he was trying to take all the weapons he could away from favre to try to blame it on him and KEEP his job, which he didn't.
>mfw peyton is done
>>63719436
why are patfags so obsessed with a stat padder
>>63719463
>MFW Pats fans always talk about how everyone is obsessed with them
>MFW they are the most obsessive fanbase in the NFL
>>63719463
He was our alleged competition in the AFC.
>>63719572
that was the clots
>>63719298
I wouldn't want to be the guy who has to tell Manning he's now the backup lol He has that whole pri madona thing going on.
>>63719312
He has his superbowl ring and all those records.
I can't remember. Was Farve a backup on any of his end of career teams? I remember him being a starter for all of them at one point but not sure if he always started as the starter.
>>63719250
Pretty good he'll be decent. No one has film on him, they have that d as long as cutler doesn't make it a shoutout he'll slice and dice bootleg style
>>63719108
>detoilet can barely win at all
heh
>>63719683
Favre always started, even when he went down with that injury in the Jests as soon as he healed he was back to their ints for them
>>63719787
Throwing ints*
>>63719683
Johnny Unitas was benched for Dan Fouts
Warren Moon spent his final years as a back up
it's not unheard of
>>63711783
It wasn't the defense that assraped the Packers D
>>63719751
and do you think if he does do well they'll bench Manning?
>>63719683
Favre was always starter until he was finally out due to injure in his final year
>>63719821
good point.
I still say fuck the Colts and Titans for wasting Matt Hasselbeck's last few seasons as a backup. There are plenty of teams between 2011 and today that he could have started for. He's still really good.
>>63719902
Yeah. Like a 90 qb rating range. He'll be throwing easy stuff and the occasional bomb. He's been getting ready for 3 years with manning go watch and learn from. 6'8 around 260 now.
It might take him a couple to get the yards up but if he gets 16 games starting under his belt he'll be top 10
>>63719938
You guys know he would have won the Cards a Ring last year and this year, right?
>>63719938
ehh i kinda think matt hasselbeck is okay with being a back up
still get a great paycheck and dont get hit every week
>yfw Kaepernick to the Rams
>yfw Meme option with Gurley
>yfw Meme sweeps with Austin
>implying 9 wins isn't a given
>>63719938
He doesn't want to start. He gets a good paycheck and chills
>>63720077
Manning is such an asshole to his backups though. This week makes that even more clear. He was nowhere to be seen. He couldn't bother to help the backup who is fucking starting this week prepare? Watch some film with the kid. Take notes with him. TEACH HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT READING DEFENSES! Idfk just act like you care about the team you're on winning. This shit doesn't surprise me though because he did the exact same thing in Indi. He refused to allow any backup to ever take a single first team snap no matter what. That's why the backups in indi did so poorly, they never practiced with the first team. Not a single time. The only way manning would let them is if he physically could not take those snaps himself.
>yfw da Blaine train takes the 9ers to a WC, and they win da superb owl
>>63720078
Idk about that actually. Palmer is still an elite QB. If he was the backup there when Palmer went down I agree though.
>>63716948
Don't want or need the support of a bandwagon bronyfag.
27-17 Vikings
>>63720091
i found out charlie whitehurst is the 3rd stringer in indy
so whitehurst is literally backing up hasselbeck who is handing off to gore
it's /nfcwthrowback/ season
>>63717930
Is it weird to miss Ponder? He could piss you off, but dat heart
>>63718038
Technically, it would make Mike Glennon Steve Young
Are the bears going to win tomorrow?
>>63720904
i have them in pick em, classic revenge game
hypothetical
>Haselbeck plays great so they decide to let Luck go to FA because of muh win now mentality
>meanwhile Brock also does well so they let butthurt peyton go
>Haselbeck has a season/career ending injury in preseason
>Colts take a gamble in picking up a desperate peyton
>peyton has a great regular season (4000 yards, 28 touchdowns and 10 ints) and wins the 6th seed
>he then goes on a Flacco/Rodgers style elite 4 game owl run including a clutch 4th quarter comeback in the owl
would this cement Peyton's status as the GOAT?
>>63720904
Maybe
Fun fact: the only qb that the broncos have drafted in their 55 year history that has won a playoff game with them is tebow
>>63720768
We all wanted ponder to thrive, but all he managed to do was survive.
>>63721167
> Brock breaks his neck during preseason
> Broncos pick up Luck
> throws for 4001 yards, 29 TDs and 9 INTS) and leads the broncos to 3rd seed
> wild card game vs Colts
> peyton throws 7 INTs in the first quarter
> forever goes down as the biggest cųck in NFL history
>>63721389
Peyton might snap and go on a murdering spree if this happens
>>63721208
Well Jay cutler has won a playoff game and he was drafted by the broncos
he just didn't win it for the broncos
>>63721231
I read somewhere that his throwing shoulder was completely fucked, hence the tentativeness he displayed throwing down field
Always gonna remember him trucking Peppers, c u c k ing the Niners, and whipping the pack in 2012
>>63721920
>c u c k i n g the niners
His run game is retard strong, this dude could be a runningback
>whipping the pack
lets be honest that was all AP
>trucking lance briggs
I thought it was briggs, who has the webm or gif?
>>63721389
"Police are baffled with a recent string of murders, of which the ME has confirmed the cause of death were from multiple severe headbutt strikes. The FBI has been called in to assist."
>>63721920
It was
He came into the league around 207 because he couldn't lift with his shoulder. Bulked up to 232, no joke between 1-2 year then started looking better on the field. Then he fucked it up again. He was only 6'2 but was 230 and stacked 11 inch monster hands
Also no disrespect but he was kind of stupid
>>63722070
calling anyone stupid in every non-hysterical situation is disrespectful, prove me wrong .
Elite
>>63722070
I thought he had that dumb jock vibe. But in a tolerable way.
As for the performance, I thought it sucked that every year he had a revamped receiving core.
With Jenkins, Simpson, and Wright he had great chemistry. Rudolph too.
Did not know that part about being unable to lift. Explains why he was so slight his rookie year.
Too bad BB won't sign him as a rb, coach him up and run trick hb pass plays.
If only if only
>>63722173
w-who is this?
Anywhere to learn more about this sport? Aside from basic rules and plays I don't know much about football and feel like i'm not getting too much out of watching it. Any guides? Playbooks?
>>63719544
But rex ryan is.
>how will you blahlala
>we're gonna giv ou- SOMETHING SOMETHING PATRIOTS
>>63722199
Chris Harper
GET
HYPE
>>63722187
it's so crazy that it just might work
>Ponder gets a pass from adrian peterson
>Ponder rushes to the edge
>trucks patrick willis and bowman into the ground at the same time
>continuing speed unphased by the meme tackles
>Ponder becomes an elite running back
>mfw
>>63722236
Ask anything friend, I'm the /nfl/ guru.
>>63722236
Not even joking, play madden. Physics can be wonky at times but it really helps you learn the basics of the game, especially formations and personnel groupings.
>>63722263
he just did ask, fool.
He doesn't know where to start.
>>63722268
This is pretty accurate actually, especially with the newer one having that badass tutorial section. Another one to do is watch youtube videos of film breakdown. Matt Waldman is my go to guy for that with his RSP film room. It basically covers college prospects but does a good job teaching you some more nuanced things about each position. https://www.youtube.com/user/Thefilmrat/videos
Predict Packers Vikings final score
Vikings 31
Packers 17
>>63722398
Apparently Kalil is gonna sit out...
AP has hamstring issue...
Barr and kendricks are feeling good again though.
If Kalil sits this is gonna be hell for the Vikes.
21-17 Packers.... :(
If kalil and AP are fine 28-17 Vikings
>>63722420
I come back for 2 seconds and this is what I get? JFMSU. Why even bother watching the game tomorrow?
>>63722398
51-24 Packers
>>63722268
>>63722306
thanks
>>63722432
because it's better than watching blaine gabbert try to actually be a quarterback in centurylink
>>63722440
Stfu snook
28-23 Vikings. Get up early, control the clock.
>>63722432
what does anyone else's opinion matter to you?
You shit down the throat of your own team every week before they win anyways.
I hope everyone can collectively get you off this board some day. (even though tbqhwy, you haven't been such a fucking bandwagoner for OTHER teams lately)
>mfw you were ROOTING for the rams
>tfw no Pats football till Monday
>>63722470
I'll even double down
Teddy - 17/25 205 yards 2 TDs, 1 int
AP - 25 carries, 165 2 TDs
Aaron - 38/51 355 yards, 2 TD 2 int
Packers rush for less than 100 yards
If I'm wrong, lake has to shove a football up his ass
>>63722485
How are you going to feel when brody and the patty cakes get completely exposed by the bills?
>>63722471
Is zim zam the most admirable new coach in the league?
>>63708384
>Fifth for
>Cowboys 5th on list
ITS HABBEDING!!!!
>>63722440
literally
retarded
>>63722496
they aren't the bengals, they aren't just going to get shit on by a mediocre team.
I don't even think this is gonna be a close game.
>>63722471
Because I just want us to be put out of our misery. Imagine if the Packers win tomorrow. /sp/ will completely flip upside down. I don't know if I can take that.
I can't wait to see what new ways the Ravens have of pissing a game away.
I'm thinking Hail Mary
>>63722500
Checked
He's certainly awesome. Brings a fire no other division coach does.
And he straight up wanted to fight Jeff Fisher and Greg Williams
>>63722495
this is pretty much as "predictable" as you can label this game. Yet you didn't put a score.
Also he already did shove the football up his ass, he streamed it.
>>63722496
Bills came back during trash time in their own stadium. Not going to say the Pats will win cause >much any given Sunday
But we will see
>>63722507
They genuinely should have lost to the fucking gnats, what are you on about? Literally the only thing that saved them was abysmal play calling in the red zone by the giants and a dropped INT. Against statistically the WORST defense in the league, mind you.
>>63722525
>he
>his
Confirmed for lies.
>>63722506
if im in the ballpark then I officially own this name and you are eternally branded a kek
>>63722500
He's going to be the next Jim Schwartz if he keeps getting uppity and having his team play dirty
>>63722537
No.
>>63711525
kill yourself
>>63722518
>Flight get's delayed because some 4th string defensive back tried sneaking a controlled substance through airport security.
>Whole team is delayed forcing them to forfit the game.
>Andrew Luck beards on /sp/ shitpost "120 million US dollars" and "Flaccid" for weeks on end.
>Ravens draft Hargreaves form Florida and win the next 3 superb owl
Anyone else /drunkafandFEELingit/ here?
>>63722525
I replied to my own comment, which had the score.
28-23
>>63722525
Bull fucking shit, put your trip back on Lake everyone knows you ain't gonna do it
>>63722554
I will just keep the name and remind people of what a kek you are desu.
>>63722511
Why can't you handle a loss? You can't even handle winning either.
Vikes can still grab a wildcard if they lost, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
ALSO GET THIS, PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY
You're going to post on this board regardless, I guarantee you'd be 90% of the reason /sp/ would flip, because no one else would REALLY care except you, therefore you'd cry and ultimately piss off other Vike bros because you would be minimally half of the drama. (on this board)
Don't let a loss tomorrow sting you, because there is always another week. They've won enough to the point a loss or two is acceptable DESPITE the rewards we'd receive from winning.
tl;dr SKOL, hope for the best. Don't bitch if we lose. More is on the line for the packers than for Vikes.
>>63722560
>Dat pic
Jesus Christ, someone better give Jason Garret a Voight Kampff test.
>>63722547
>least penalized team in the league
>stresses clean football every week
>everyone hates us cause they ain't us
>>63722529
>gnats not the only exception to the point I was making
>>63722576
You'll grow bored and stop just like all the others before you.
>>63722578
Haven't you heard anything I've said this season?! I'm NOT OK with being second best in the division! Winning this division would be the only way to make me happy. I haven't seen my team win the division since 2009, and Favre's interception still plays over and over again in my head. For the past 5 years, the Packers have dominated, AND I'M NOT GONNA QUIT BITCHING UNTIL WE FINALLY TAKE OUR PLACE BACK!
>>63722578
Would still be sweet to see them stomp some Packer ass.
Hope the D plays press man all day. Without Jordy, no one is all that impressive and the D line owns GB's o line, on paper at least.
Maybe we'll even get to see the great white buffalo... A Xavier Rhodes pick
>>63722598
you literally just need to ignore them, I too had a doppelganger, I was a meme for some time.
>>63722625
T H I S
H
I
S
FUCKING FAGGOTS
It's late, cold, and most likely lonely for the night
Who's the one that got away, /nfl/?
>>63722625
I've been playing this game for over 7 years. Nothing you do really changes anything. It's like a bully. Whether you stand up to a bully or ignore him doesn't change a thing and everyone knows it.
They'll just get bored and move on to the next thing, it's not a big deal either way.
>>63722609
>any vikings fan wants to see you happy
Maybe if you didn't treat the Vikings the way you did while they were on the come-up this year, then you'd be better perceived.
But you completely destroyed your own trip by being a BANDWAGONER for whatever team they opposed.
It's one thing to not be optimistic, it's a completely different thing to literally throw your team under the bus right when things start looking up. No one respects you for that reason alone.
>>63722644
faggot
>>63722655
Because I know better than to get my hopes up! Do you know how many times I've seen this team win the conference? I'll give you a hint: as many times as I've seen them win the super bowl! You want me to quit whining? Then help me whine when the team's productivity is down so the coaches, managers and owners will make changes as needed!
reminder that rodgers has never thrown for 300 yards against a mike zimmer defense
>>63722642
lmao nigga you're going through all sorts of feelings right now.
Ok, if you have anything to say to a qualified therapist, say it now.
>i've got a feeling one will hear you out and reply
>>63722684
How many times has Rodgers played that scrub? 3-4?
>Ziggy will kill Carr today
>>63722675
I hope nobody invites you to their house to watch the game with them.
Under any circumstance
>>63722642
which one
was it really my fault, was it theirs
am i really so beta that i've become gamma
>>63722675
In the long run, it was best for the Saints to have gone to the Super Bowl over the Vikings. You imagine if Peypey's Clots had won the Owl against the Vikings? It would still be talked about how Peypey beat Favre in the big stage.
>>63722705
Idk senpai, the one you thought would be the one.
>>63722707
>implying Peypey would have beat Favre
The Saints only beat the Vikings because God hates our team. Otherwise they would have steamrolled the Saints.
>>63722591
>Voight Kampff
had to google that one, kek
>>63722691
I'm just feeling it senpai, the winter changes my mood and shit. Sometimes reading others' stories helps while browsing comfy.
>>63722718
Nah, no one was putting the pressure on QBs like the Saints. I could see PeePee beating that Vikings team, because God hates your team. Oh and they would have ended up 0-5
Which team is going to beat the Patriots/Panthers
>>63722737
>Patriots
Injuries
>Panthers
Probably the Bucs, knowing how things normally end up.
>>63722737
Vikings can undoubtedly give Panthers a run for their money, even without top 5 defense.
Vikes vs Pats now would be unpredictable, the last game was a blow out, but Vikes didn't have even half of the team they do now.
Gonna go full homer and say Vikes.
>>63722728
i'm the king of obscure references
>Superbowl 50: Pats and Vikings
>The score is 30-28 in favor of the Pats
>0:30 left in the game
>Patriots punt, which lands in the endzone
>Zimmer stands by his offense
>"Listen, guys, we can do this. Just get the ball another 50 yards and let Blaire take care of the rest."
>AP on the sideline for the obvious passing situation
>Teddy makes his first throw
>Incomplete
>He throws two more times
>Both incomplete
>Then he remembers how the Patriots won in the last few seconds just the year before
>Teddy hikes the ball and throws it down field to Wallace
>For the first time this season, they hook up for the Vikings touchdown!
>They've done it! The Vikings won the Superbowl!
>Then I wake up, fall over and cry, wishing I could just be put out of my misery
>>63722814
>Then I wake up, fall over and cry, wishing I could just be put out of my misery
welcome to my morning routine for the last few months
>>63722814
>Teddy hikes the ball and throws it down field to Wallace
>For the first time this season, they hook up for the Vikings touchdown!
Not even in your dreams
Daily reminder Kirk Cousins will be a top 10 qb by this time next year and shortly after a top 7 qb
>>63722814
>You and I watching this game from our home homes, respectively
>Exact same thing happens
>We get split through alternative realities separating the good viking fans from the bad
>you wake up
>I continue watching Vikings contend superbowls for years
>Jet Mckinnon new AP
>>63722838
Are you implying he wouldn't go full Rivers?
It would be more of a curse than a gift senpai
>>63722838
god im so fucking happy all the rg3 apologists who though he should of been benched got btfo the last few weeks
>>63722838
>a top 10 qb
So would that make him an "elite" quarterback for you?
What the fuck are you guys even talking about anymore. Just win playoff games, you fucking asshole
So let's say you're a naturally gifted HS quarterback playing at a school where everyone else is total shit
Would you be able to play well enough do you think that scouts would find you even if your receivers are terrible?
>>63723014
the best kids go to schools dedicated to sports prospects
>>63723022
But lets say you're a guy like Tom Brady who had never even played before he went to high school and lost every game his first season. How does a guy like him get discovered?
I guess if you really are good but had shit surroundings you'd do like Rodgers and go to community college.
I own this house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBsu51YqIAQ
>most oakland fans on /b/ were completely identical to this guy before the Vikings game
Warning, things might be realer than they appear.
women are complicated as fuck brehs
>>63723014
Sam Bradford's high school team sucked balls, he only ended up at Oklahoma because Mike Leach was so high on him when nobody else was. When Oklahoma found out that Leach offered they suddenly had a scholarship available for him.
>>63723108
do tell
>>63723120
Sorry you must be American to hear my stories ;^)
>>63723108
>>63723136
just say outright that you want sex
works everytimr
So did Trump crash the pepe market? Are all my rare pepe's worth nothing?
>>63723157
Nobody cares. >>>/pol/
>>63723157
wojak always had his heart in the right place unlike that devellish pepe
>>63723157
i would vote for trump just for libtears
>>63723165
so true snek, you are so wise.
>>63723147
I don't want sex though
I want love
>>63723176
then the vagina is still the closest way to the heart, but this time eat her out to show then you care about her pleasure.
>>63723176
God damn you're a faggot.
>>63723176
then love yourself, you young fool.
>>63723172
Why does Pepe hate wojak so much? Also when did this get so dark? The gerrard poo one is pretty hilarious but why are these so dark?
anyone who is looking at this, look at the question and then reply.
Do aliens exist? (yes/no)
Would they like football? (yes/no)
Is Wes Welker going to die on/off the field before his time? (yes)
>>63723274
yes
yes
no the aliens will save him
>>63712018
Even if winning last week resulted in us getting the last pick, it still would have been worth it. Besides, the top pick isn't going to fix shit, we're going to have pad our roster with free agency.
Post yfw the Jaguars have more wins in the past two weeks than the Packers and Broncos in the past three weeks combined
>>63714670
Because the Giants D didn't put points on the board and Eli, came through in practically miraculous moments like when he was being manhandled by three defenders and still managed to slip free and throw the pass that cinched the 2007 owl. The Giants defense takes the lions share of credit but Eli is the pretty much the reason when it was down to the wire that they earned their rings.
>>63715235
No.1 without a doubt would be the Lions winning the rest of their games for the season, making the playoffs, WINNING, and managing to get to the owl and win.
>>63723383
I'm gonna sound a bit crazy but if Eli had Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne he'd have at least 3 rings
>mfw the Browns don't lose this weekend
>>63723392
sorry but the Lions can only make the Super Bowl against the Browns.
Those teams need each other. Maybe next season.
>>63723485
>Browns
I can't even imagine that. Do you drink heavily?
>>63723492
Where does this Lions/Browns thing come from? They rarely face each other and have literally almost no past connections.
>>63723522
They have a bye so they technically can't lose
>>63722420
Kalil is trash though always has been. The O-line is trash and has been for at least 7 years
Threadly reminder
>PATS ETERNAL DYNASTY CONFIRMED
>>63715235
pats losing to Eli, even bigger shitstorm would be Brady beating Eli, tbqh with the amount of pats fans who browse /sp/
Reminder, Matt Ryan's elite career starts today at 1pm.
32/40 80% 450 yards 12 YPA 5 TD's, 1 INT
>>63722838
YOU LIKE THAT?!
>>63713424
This tbqh family
Teddy has had 21 career starts and has better stats all across the board than Aaron Rodgers had in his first 21 starts, and that was with three years of Rodgers sitting on the bench. Teddy will be fine.
>tfw 8 hours until the massacre begins
>and i'm still not sufficiently numb enough from alcohol
god have mercy upon my soul
>>63724562
Who's your squad?
>>63724562
>implying Blaine the Pain Train won't give Richard Sherman a Stone Cold Stunner in the endzone
>>63724570
i'm a naners fan living within walking distance of south lake union
the 'r' stands for red, i made the trip to cash out on the us12s meme before it became dank and vintage
:(
Was it his plan all along? Packers are 0-3 since the commercial aired?
>>63723592
Kalil has actually been really good this year
>>63724590
Damn I really feel for you guys this year senpai. You guys have imploded like a neutron star
>>63724635
it's okay mang. Harbs was the supernova of the old red giant and now ill just sit back as the organization withers away as an old white dwarf
>>63724608
by that logic, putting Jerry rice in a cowboys uniform means that not even romo can save the cowshits this year :^)
>Rob Ryan really is temporarily replacing Kurt Warner on NFL Gameday Morning
I thought that was just a joke.
>>63724729
Well played
>>63724732
Nah bruh, this is happening. Besides, what wrist would Rob be doing right now besides polishing off one of those rotisserie chickens from the supermarket and a 2 liter of mountain dew by himself now?
>>63724778
What else *
Fucking auto correct
jay cutler masterclass soon
>>63723094
>expected Hispanic bloviating
>received Hispanic bloviating
Scoreboard.
Winners in CAPS
***skins@PANTHERS
raiders@LIONS
COWBOYS@dolphins
colts@FALCONS
RAMS@ravens
jets@TEXANS
buccaneers@EAGLES
BRONCOS@bears
chiefs@CHARGERS
PACKERS@vikings
49ers@SEAHAWKS
BENGALS@cardinals
bills@PATROITS
>dat TNF loins puckers commercial
I don't know what's worse, that the stereotypical pucker is a dairy farmer or the stereotypical loin is a 11 year old black kid
>mfw
>>63724859
Gr8 b8 m8
If we lose today the season is fucked and we definitely won't get the wildcard. I am pretty fucking nervous.
>this kills the draft stock
>>63724883
Loins are complete trash so it's nothing to worry about
>>63724894
Who would even want him, he's on a team that can't beat a rival team in a slump year at home
Packers vikings or 49ers seahawks?
>>63725144
For?
The Browns are pushing to get Peyton Manning into a front office job. Apparently he's friends with Haslam so it's such a crazy idea.
>>63724894
>>63725043
Jerry Jones' dick got hard when he said that.
>>63725167
For watching.
>>63725195
packers vikings
>implying miami is not going to win today
I kinda want the pats to lose one game during the regular season, just in case we flop in the Owl or Conference playoff.
Broncos-Bears or Cowboys-Dolphins?
Who /tickets/
Gonna be like 40° in the linc gonna watch the bucs get btfo
Got muh hoodie, jersey, and sweats
tfw 2 games in the next 5 days
Hopefully mark fucking Sanchez can keep the eagles all time record of being undefeated on thanksgiving day
I trust him more than I trust bradshit
>>63725187
Fournette is better and I want the eagles to thank for him next year
At least most articles say he's gonna play senior year
>yfw the era of Peyton is over
About time.
>>63724859
Absolutely terrible picks
>>63725333
Bradford was finally getting up on a roll though, Sanchez is decent but throws too many interceptions.
>>63725536
>Bradford starts getting good
>gets hurt
Like clockwork
Winners on the right.
Oakland Detroit
Indianapolis Atlanta
New York Houston
Tampa Bay Philadelphia
Denver Chicago
St. Louis Baltimore
Dallas Miami
Washington Carolina
Kansas City San Diego
Green Bay Minnesota
San Francisco Seattle
Cincinnati Arizona
Buffalo New England
>>63725567
Not bad, not you got the loins and the Ravens winning?
Today is the 3 year anniversary of the buttfumble
Can someone post the x4 gif/webm?
>>63725567
Neat 10/10
>>63724883
Rad Raiders should win, they have stomped all bad teams and lost to all good teams
>>63719072
Romo's not that good. Please stop with this meme.
>>63725603
Well last week picking Road teams was better than any analysts pick em.
So I'm nutting up and picking all home teams.
You gotta figured most of those roads teams that just won are now at home. Strategy seems solid.
Any comfy snow games today
>>63725640
Shut up homo.
Shit, shoulda put dallas right to make these fgts butthurt
>>63725642
Don't be rude to our bong guests
>>63725667
OK, you can go suck each other off like the fags you are.
Red Shitbirds vs Orange Pussys
who wins?
>>63725672
Why so cranky family? It's a lovely day of handegg
winners in CAPITALS
colts @ FALCONS
RAMS @ ravens
redskins @ PANTHERS
broncos @ BEARS
raiders @ LIONS
JETS @ texans
dallas @ MIAMI
bucs @ EAGLES
CHIEFS @
packers @ VIKINGS
49ers @ SEAHAWKS
bengals @ CARDINALS
bils @ NEW ENGLAND
I have a 95.68% pick rate so far this season and am on the run from top vegas bookmakers
>>63725642
rude desu
The 49ers have had a complete and historic break down.
Once they shit canned harbaugh and replaced him with that snitch bitch tomsula the whole team quit or retired
Jesus they need to fire everyone including York.
>>63725642
rude
>stephen nig nog smith defending kraperdick just because hes black
>>63711633
>always will be
Jerry is not immortal.
>>63725729
Stephen smith is a race baiter. He's a fake brother and an Uncle Tom. Only nig nogs and trailer trash buy his shit
>Saints fans probably blame Katrina on me
Good job Rob
So how is /sp/ going to react WHEN the burrs win today?
Anyone watch Gameday Morning this shit is way funnier than all the other pregame shows
>>63725756
Not at all because we already know they're gonna win
>>63725756
I wont be surprised.
>>63725756
I will scream and be happy they're above .500
Aiken, karlos or Marvin jones at flex?
>>63725729
>>63725747
Truth. Can't fucking stand him. He needs to stick to reporting on apehoop
>>63725618
The R******* aren't that good, Please stop with this meme.
Holy shit.., the Bears are going to win. 75-25 chance Bears win it
>>63725815
Marvin
emmanuel sanders inactive
>>63725756
>tfw Burrs posting will be back in top form
If Osweiler ruins this im going to be salty
When will chip jelly let Jordan Matthews play outside instead of le crossing route man
He was great at using his body over corners on college
COWBOYS POSTING IS BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63726280
AMEN BROTHER
>>63726377
>>63725756
I will be very happy for my anons in Chicago. Fuck the Broncos
How's everyone doing today?
>>63726514
bretty gud, I can watch my team shit on the chorgers today on cable instead of a stream
Pats are going to lose this week in a meme game. They're a Gronk torn ACL away from the 2013 season
Why do I have that feeling that the Packers are going to BTFO my vikings? I woke up with it, went to bed hopeful...
>Forte, Jeffery, Royal, and Rolle are all out for the Bears
welp
gonna get bunco'd
Packers = great team
>>63726514
doing well m8. no Pats game on but I'll be getting /comfy/ by the fireplace with some good chili
>>63726629
It's that nagging feeling us realistic fans all have because we're coming off a decade of irrelevance with the exception of 2009. We're used to being let down in recent history unlike patsfags and puckerfags who have been used to greatness. We have a hard time of biting all in because we don't want to be let down. I'm with you though I'm nervous but hopeful
>>63726799
Vikings = shit team
>>63726729
>thinking rolle is even relevant
McPhee is back for the burrs, expect to see brock broken in half by the end of the 1st quarter. plus we still have langford out there and cutler has been without jeffery and royal almost all year and he's still played well. lots of volume for miller and langford in the passing game.
>>63726816
>Getting beat by the Lions
k
e
k
We haven't let a single team score more than 23 points on us, the score today will be 28-17 Vikings win.
>>63726598
Pats haven't lost at home in a year and a half
>>63726816
I won't shitpost about my team but go fornicate yourself with a bayonet you homo loving cum guzzler
Why did I have to wake up today? This is gonna be Hell.
tfw we permanently lose the NFC north today
>>63726859
They lost their last home game last season to the bills, unless you didn't count that because the entire game was trash time
>>63726865
I'll fornicate your face with my dick faggoy
>>63726729
Royal and rolle don't matter. They've managed without forte with langford stepping up. Missing Jeffrey sucks
>>63723523
>no past connection
>played 4 championships against each other in the 50s
>mfw the packers finish 3rd in their division
>>63726931
If we win this game, I'll stop whining until the NFC North is at stake again. If we lose, though, I'm gonna be beyond pissed off Cadence.
>>63726921
You're just mad cuz Rodgers and the homo squad he reps has been getting booty blasted by memeteams and shit tier teams. I don't have any more time for you faggot
>>63726972
>we
>>63726991
>>we
daily reminder that you don't have to be lonely at farmers only dot com
>>63726974
go back to sucking off cubans you bandwagoning fagtron
the vikings literally take the cake (razor flavored) when it comes to choking
GOOOOOOD MORNING
>>63727071
is luck still elite?
>>63727055
>puckerfags actually trying to shit on other teams for choking
the only thing that surpasses the NFC choke is the superbowl int, I have no idea how mccarthy still has a fucking job.
>>63726974
>not realizing the vikings are the NFL definition of choke artists
>>63727081
Was Luck ever elite?
>week 11
where did the time go?
>>63727081
Is Rodgers RELAX?
>>63727094
packers are chokers by nowhere on the level of the Vikings
4-1 >>> 0-4
>>63727102
almost
>>63727124
I hear his cat died ;_;
I'm new to football, I heard the Vikings are good this year. I went to Wikipedia and saw that they've been a team for 54 years but didn't read anything else, can someone tell me how many Super Bowls they won in that time?
>>63727139
Holy shit, this is going to be Rodgers' take on Favre's game after his dad died, Vikings are getting BTFO out.
>>63727124
He better R-E-L-A-X his anus
