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GB:Rodgers expected to sit out @Vikings
FA:Christine Michael goes unclaimed on waivers
HOU:Report: Brian Hoyer likely out for Week 11
JAC:T.J. Yeldon (foot) questionable for TNF
NYJ:Fitzpatrick (thumb) says he'll start Week 11
HOU:Nuk Hopkins misses practice with knee injury
TB:Seferian-Jenkins not yet cleared for contact
TB:Report: V-Jax (knee) to miss Wk 11 at Eagles
PHI:Werder: Sam Bradford has separated shoulder
ARZ:Mike Floyd, John Brown both DNP on Wednesday
TEN:Kendall Wright ruled out for TNF vs. Jaguars
GB:McCarthy confirms Starks remains the starter
PHI:Sam Bradford remains in concussion protocol
Bengals = not the bomb
1st for 16-0 kitties
Haven't watched much Titans footage this season, but can somebody explain why they aren't unleashing Dorial Green-Beckham on every play? Their receivers are either shit or injured, and he's literally the best non-Mariota prospect they have.
>MFW JESTS 5-0 IN LAST MEETINGS WITH HOUSTON
>MFW BTFO AT HOME TWICE
>BTFO WITH EVERY SHITTER JESTS QB
>IMPLYING "FITZMAGIC" THE HARVARD BALLER DOESN'T GET BTFO BY HIS FORMER TEAMS
>IMPLYING THIS IS THE CITY OF ANGELS
>IMPLYING THE #1 DEFENSE IN THE NFL UNDER ROMEO "DEFENSIVE FORMATION GOD" CRENNEL WONT SHUT OUT THE BENGALS
>IMPLYING "1ST ROUND DEFENSIVE DRAFT PICK" THE TEAM LETS DALTON LEAVE IN ANYTHING BUT A STRETCHER
>IMPLYING BILL O BRIEN ISN'T THE GOAT
>IMPLYING HE JUST TAKES OVER AVERAGE TEAMS AND RUINS THEM
>IMPLYING CLOWNEY WONT SACK FITZMAGIC 10 TIMES
>IMPLYING THE JESTS WONT LOSE OUT AFTER THIS DEVASTATION AND MISS THE PLAYOFFS
>IMPLYING JJ WONT GET A TD PASS FROM BEARDMAN SCHOLAR IN THE TEXODOME AGAIN
>IMPLYING JJ DOESN'T BREAK THE SINGLE GAME SACK RECORD(AND FITZ'S LEG AGAIN) TONIGHT
>IMPLYING THE JAGS CAN WIN THE AFC SOUTH
>IMPLYING THE TITANS AREN'T CURSED
>IMPLYING ANDJEW SUCK ISN'T A HARGHBABBY
67-3 OILERS
NEW YORK AND THEIR "SHITTY" ABOUT TO GET BTFO
CAP IT BITCHES.
Fuck the toilet cats!
And fuck that wannabe "best WR" Calvin!
Antonio, Dez, Julio, Aj, OBJ, Fitz and even Jordy if he was healthy are all better.
fucking no good Fallout 4:nigger edition, queen Elizabeth wannabe memeing Toilet Cats!
>>63663185
guessing he's still raw and learning but DGB is going to be good
>>63663185
Look at what the Patriots did to OBJ; aside from that one 87 yarder where he burned everyone and everything alive, New England shut him out and the Giants offense went pretty quiet. Counting on one receiver is a good way to make your offense one-dimensional and easy to read for defenses, and that's how you lose games
>>63663215
That's how one dimensional Eli is.
>no run game
>one receiver/TE worth throwing it to
>still living for another opportunity to crush Brady's dreams in the superb owl
>>63663215
How is your young offensive weapon supposed to improve as an NFL receiver if you don't trot him out against NFL-level corners? Not like the tits have much to play for anyway
>>63663192
>implying jags won't win all games not against ATL and Houston
>implying that won't be enough in AFC South
>>63663192
How does it feel knowing that you're going to be swept by the AFC East?
>>63663185
He doesnt know the playbook
>3 straight bye weeks in a row
Should the NFL be under investigation for rigging these games?
>>63663247
This.
My sides would be in orbit if the jags win the division when Luck, the "heir apparent" to Brady's throne chokes
>>63663260
THE ENTIRE CONFERENCE COULD VERY WELL LOSE EVERY GAME AGAINST THE AFCE
>>63663247
Shit, since you can actually beat the colts there's a chance. But you probably won't need that many wins desu
who panther / viking nfc championship here?
>>63663288
Happening
>>63663294
That matchup would trigger every NFC babby on /sp/ beyond belief.
I wanna see it.
>>63663294
Love it.
Ted loves his guys so he will probably keep Lacy around.
whats the likelihood Lacy makes a Comeback next year back on pace with his first 2?
>>63663331
I think he's physically sick.
Did he catch the betus?
If there's one game left the pats could still blow, it would be this one Monday night
>mfw sexy rexy takes it to the Brady Bunch
>>63663331
Almost none, power backs have a very short lifespan
Is Joe Flacco elite?
>>63663331
Every back to come out of Bama hasn't amounted to shit in the long run. He's going full Trent Richardson
>>63663342
>tfw Pats 15-0
>tfw Brady plays Week 17 for the record
>tfw Brady tears his ACL while up 20 in the 4th
>tfw Jimmy Garop chokes to the AFCS winner at home
>tfw Patsfags eternally triggered
>>63663362
So which team is RB-needy enough to waste a 1st rounder on Derrick "Richardson 3.0" Henry?
>>63663414
Would you rather have Henry or Zeke Elliot?
>>63663367
It would be worth it, especially since they're always running up the score and stat padding like they did against the Jags.
>>63663414
Cowshits.
>Randle gone.
>Dunbar gone.
>McFadden one juke away from being kill
>Jerry Jones being possessed by Al Davis
>>63663358
Who is he throwing to?
Still happening
>>63663441
Braxton desu
>>63663464
>Bengals Cardinals
Yeah the NFL isn't completely fixed but there's no way in fucking hell they would allow that shit
>>63663464
>green bay making it that far
>Obama comparing himself to Rodgers
>implying their D can srsly stop anyone from outscoring the offense with no one to throw to or run the ball
>>63663441
Zeke, 100%. The guy is clutch, and his game translates better to the NFL imo. I'd be shocked if Elliot is still around past 16. Also
>Doctson out for the rest of the year
>Draft stock falls
>My NFC team drafts him in the 3rd or 4th round
>>63663464
>Brazil
It's going to be
Patriots vs Panthers (cat bowl)
Both teams will probably get homefield all playoffs and a bye.
Where will you be when women are quarterbacks in the now dominant arena football league as predicted in starship troopers?
>>63663537
>Small frame
>Small field, can dragon that tiny shit
>Wont shut the fuck up, calls great audibles
The future is coming m8.
>>63663502
Who will your AFC team draft?
>>63663573
Bosa desu
>>63663586
what does desu mean
>>63663586
shiiet, you a browns fan as well? 'cause Bosa going #1.
is the seakeks reign of terror finally over?
>>63663619
That doesn't look like any spelling of S.A.I.N.T.S. I've ever seen.
>>63663619
Chorgers, sadly. We'll race you to the bottom, fren.
>>63663615
It's t b h which got filtered into weebspeak along with f a m, s m h, and c u c k
>>63663537
two thumbs way down for those titties
>>63663510
>Patriots vs Panthers
>cat bowl
?
>>63663661
>Chorgers, sadly.
The really sad thing is that, unless coaching changes, any player they take will be injured and not realize their potential.
Fuckin' McCoy, Reich, Pagano -- and fuck you, too, Spanos.
>>63663680
Pats are cheetahs
>>63663681
The next coach (McCoy is done) needs to be defensively minded. The offense will be just fine with a healthy Rivers and Allen, even if Gordon doesn't develop much, so you might as well take the assorted talent we have and make it an actual strength.
>>63663718
I'm not sure a defensive-minded coach is the answer, but I'd love to see a good defense come about in however-fucking-long it's been.
Bengals are da bomb
>>63663725
San Diego has the pieces to be really decent. Verrett, Weddle, and maybe Te'o can all be really good, but the Chorgers need something resembling a pass rush if they want to win games
>>63663788
True. Telesco didn't target enough defensive players in FA, let alone addressing the front-7 in the draft -- Mager over Anderson? Come on.
>>63663787
Because they self-destruct in the playoffs?
>>63663464
>Denver winning their division w/o pey pey
>GB winning their division
>No Panthers in NFC championship
Cam winning the MVP.
>>63664013
>Cam
>Not based-Palmer
So do the Pats get a free trip to the Super Bowl this season?
Sneak's Official Post Week 10 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Patriots
2. Panthers (+1)
3. Bengals (-1)
4. Cardinals (+1)
5. Vikings (+1)
6. Broncos (-1)
7. Steelers (+2)
8. Seahawks (-1)
9. Giants (-1)
10. Falcons (+1)
11. Bills (+6)
12. Jets
13. Colts (+3)
14. Chiefs (+5)
15. Redskins (+5)
16. Rams (-3)
17. Raiders (-2)
18. Dolphins (+4)
19. Eagles (-5)
20. Bears (+4)
21. Texans (+4)
22. Saints (-4)
23. 49ers
24. Bucs (+5)
25. Jaguars (+6)
26. Lions (+6)
27. Packers (-17)
28. Ravens (-7)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (-4)
31. Titans (-3)
32. Browns (-2)
>>63664038
>puckers that low
I don't like them and think they're on the down swing too, but damn you're channeling your inner Brown fan mentality with that much self deprecated dislike of your own team
is 17-1 worse than 18-1?
>>63664038
Lions should be higher if Green Gay is that low.
>>63664038
28. Ravens (-7)
>>63664038
hey Sneak <3
how are you today?
THIS IS NOW A TOM BRADY THREAD
EVERYONE POST PICS OF TOM BRADY AND DISCUSS HOW TOM BRADY IS THE GREATEST EVER
>>63663787
SIX POINTS
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>>63664144
>1 owl from Spygate
>1 owl from Kasay's shit kickoff
>1 owl from Deflategate
>greatest ever
Nice meme
>>63664144
>>63664161
I don't know what's worse, the scouting amount of patsfags or their haters bringing up the irrelevant theories about how they may have won past owls. What matters the most is the season we're in right now
>>63664179
Annoying, not scouting dammit
You're the Browns, and your shit front office is dead set on drafting a QB Top-5. Who do you pick?
>Paxton ">Memephis" Lynch
>Connor ">MSU QBs" Cook
>Jared ">Air Raid 5 Picks" Goff
>Christian ">Only Good Under B'OB" Hackenburg
>Jacoby ">Post-Rivers NC State QBs" Brissett
Eli has more to do with Obj's success then Obj has to do with Eli's success
Eli > Brady (obviously), Manning, Brees, Rodgers, Romo, Rivers and the rest of the stat padding baby scrubs that infest this league
>one day the eagles will be the goat dynasty of the time period that everyone shits their pants because they have to play us
Fegtbthwyf
>>63664038
>Packers not dead last in the NFL
Do you really think they would beat the Browns, Titans, Cowboys, Chargers, or Ravens on a neutral field at the moment?
>>63664144
He's the GOAT
Peyton is right now tied for qb wins all time with favre
Lmao does he risk death to claim that top spot
Either way brady is going to retire with more wins but this would put him at a lock at 2nd I stead of tied with favre
>>63664191
They need to pick Bosa, but Lynch seems like the least shitty of the current options
Why does the entire NFL suck at tackling?
Biggest NFL rivalry?
NYG v NE
PIT v BAL
PIT v DAL
>>63664231
Being 1 win short of the final goal would be a fitting end to his career
>>63664251
CAR vs ATL desu
>>63664251
Pit vs Bal is the only one you listed that can be considered a rivalry
does anyone else think the broncos will do just fine or possibly better with brock starting
he sat behind manning for 3 years and 6'6 on talented roster
>>63664251
Pit v Bal still feels the most like the teams actually hate each other.
>>63664191
I feel legitimately sad for any QB-needy team in this draft. Any team picking one before the #16 range is reaching desu
>Sackenburg goes to Houston in the 2nd round
>Bill jumps ship for a college HC gig before the season starts
>Sackenburg fizzles bc his only good coach is gone
>>63664251
don't people consider Bears / Packers to be the biggest?
>>63663362
>he doesn't know who Mark Ingram is
>>63664251
BUF v NE up there too.
>>63663241
>what is practice
>>63664287
yeah but they bears have been shit for awhile now so its no fun.
>>63664218
Maybe not the Cowboys now that Romo is back, but they did already beat the Chargers so I dunno. We'll see how they do against the Vikings before I drop them more.
>>63664297
Rather
Rex Ryan v NE
>>63663502
>Urban Meyer RBs
>OL babby
he has bust written all over him
>>63664242
Why arent you good enough to go out there and show them how its done?
>>63664271
sitting for 3 years means shit. look at Ryan Mallett
>>63664251
GB v CHI
>>63664290
I do know who he is and he's the best out of all of them and that's not saying much. He's mercurial and mediocre 75% of the time
What the fuck is up with these teams not wanting to pick up Tebow?
>>63664373
THIS. There's about 3 or 4 qbs starting at any given time that he's at least not equal to.
>>63664373
Because he's garbage and no one wants the hype.
I could beat up Tim Tebow without even breaking a sweat desu.
>>63663158
>Christine Michael
Wait, there was a woman in the NFL? How the fuck no one in the media or on /sp/ gave a single fuck?
Does anyone feel sorry for what's about to happen to Tennessee tonight?
>lol jk defense completely shits the bed and Memeoita has 40 seconds in the pocket every time he drops back
>>63664251
Pittsburgh V. Browns is THE rivalry since the beginning. It doesn't matter the year or success of the teams, that game is always a slobberknocker.
>>63664486
I want to agree, but games like last weekend was painful to watch
>>63664504
If the Browns didn't have perpetual qb spaghetti that game would've been pretty tight.
>>63664191
I like Hogan out of Stanford a bit more than some of these guys, might be a good steal in the 3rd / 4th round
Terrell Owens will best be remembered as a(n)...?
>>63664557
Lover of quarterbacks.
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>>63664589
Shlomo, pls
>>63664557
Hall of Famer
Baltimore Ravens Verified account
@Ravens
WR Breshad Perriman will address the media today at 12:30 p.m.
>>63664605
>>63664570
I meant like, cowboy, 49er, eagle, etc.
Reminder the princess cadence is one of only 2 Viking posters that stuck with them through thick and thin, the other being the Swede.
Please ignore all other Vikings posters because they are fairwhether twitter trash.
Tom Brady will be remembered as a(n)...?
>>63664662
Brown
>>63664641
All of them except for Bills and Bengals.
>remembered in SF for great long career there, celebrations, and drama
>remembered in PHI for Super Bowl season, nearly SB MVP performance, celebrations, and drama
>remembered in DAL for mostly drama - suicide attempt and "that's my QB"
>>63664662
Trophy husband.
>Your team
>your prediction for regular season record
>hottest disney princess
>>63663788
>>63663795
I know nothing of the chargers coaching or organization as a whole, however the team they field is consistent Ol and productive pass rusher away from being very formidable
>Rodgers expected to sit out against Vikings
Oh. My. God.
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
I can see why they'd do it though, Minnesota is racking up like 5 sacks a game, and it would be easy for Rodgers to go from "kinda injured" to "Tony romo" in one play. Take the loss and come back swinging in a week with a healthy qb.
>>63664589
allahu akbar to you too Easley
>>63664683
>$(ers
>6-10
>Jasmine
>>63664683
Dolphins
7-9
Belle
>>63664687
The secondary still needs fixing and pass-rusher has been a weakness for some time now.
The OL, also, needs to improve -- as usual.
The biggest issue with the coaching is that they don't improve players -- or, well, one of the problems. The playcalling by Reich and Pagano is terrible.
>>63664683
Eagles
8-8
Sassy from Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
>>63664683
>Here we go, Steelers! Here we go!
>11-5 (falling only to the Bengals)
>Tiana
>>63664683
Eagles
7-9 to 9-7
Leia
Are people ready for the Vikings to dash the Packers owl hopes on Sunday?
>>63664722
There's literally no one in NFC Wildcard.
The NFL is a better place when both the Burrs and Raiders are doing well.
This is a fact.
Which team is the biggest meme in the NFL?
>Stillers
>10-6
>not picking qt red head mermaid
Casul
>daily reminder that the patriots cheat and have the refs in their ba-
https://twitter.com/PP_Rich_Hill/status/667233317268402176/photo/1
>oh that's right, i'm a massive asshole that ignores reality, thanks for reminding me
>>63664191
>If the Browns were smart they'd take the best defensive player round 1 and then maybe the Memephis QB will fall to the second round similar to when the Raiders drafted Carr and Mack.
>>63664750
Patriots of course
>>63664750
Pats
>Is this even debatable?
>>63664761
>Drawing attention to a penalty that any big man on offense has to deal with.
>ignoring massive fucking conspiracies orchestrated by Bellichek
I'll admit that Tom Brady is the GOAT qb, but don't even try to pretend that your team doesn't cheat.
>>63664649
Fairweather my ass. Just because I took a hiatus from espee doesn't mean I'm Fairweather. I'm a hardcore Vikings fan
There's 6 or 7 games left at this point, thus practically eliminating 3 wins or fewer teams from contention.
>>63664649
Cadence has no right to call himself a Vikings fan, literally tried hopping onto another team during the Rams game, the faggot.
Jags have maybe three hard tier games remaining.
Will they win the South?
>>63664769
>>63664785
he didn't ask which team is the best in the league
>>63664826
This. Also I never had a choice of being a Vikings fan
>Born in MN
>Still live in MN
>8 Uncles, 4 Aunts all Vikings fan
>Parents Vikings fans
Purple and Gold muh nigga. deal with it.
>>63664840
No, they wil get memed on tonight and maybe win 2 games from here on out.
>>63664847
You can be the best and still be a meme
could anyone tell me without trolling
>sp not trolling kek
why vikings fans seem to think bridgewater is > rodgers?
>>63664840
No, because they can't beat the 2 teams ahead of them.
>there is a small but growing group of people getting legitimately pissed at Vikings fans
I haven't heard shit from them, besides I'd rather them be happy than those faggots in Green Bay. Seeing them depressed is great. Fucking fairweather shits who can only talk about "muh history" and their faggot QB.
I don't even really care about the Vikings that much since I'm a patsfag, but I hope the Vikings kek the packers out of a playoff spot. Their fans deserve it.
>>63664873
Nobody says Bridgewater is going to own Rodgers. We are saying the Vikings are going to own Rodgers and the entire Packers team.
>>63664840
They might not win the South, but they're 2 games back for the WC, crazy as it is. Their next 3 games are all against 2-7 teams and their pass attack is beginning to legitimize.
>>63664900
>Wow everyone says Teddy Bridgewater isnt good. Hahahah thats cute in his first season and a half he has done way better then the so called great quarterback Aaron Rodgers. And Aaron had a better team too omg thats funny.
>>63664873
>mfw vikings fans think they're good when they've only gotten to 7-2 against shit teams
>>63664873
Cause he is desu
>>63664251
No Raiders-Chiefs?
>>63664932
doesn't a good team usually beat mediocre and bad teams?
>>63664251
Shit list.
>>63664950
>good team
>lost to the dumpster fire that is the $(ers
>>63664957
Settle down Puckersfag. I know it's hopeless on Sunday but still...
>>63664968
nice try im a bears fan fag
>>63664251
GB CHI
PHI DAL
PIT BAL
Any other "rivalry" is just a meme
And NYG vs NE or NYJ vs NE is just runoff from baseball not a real rivalry
>>63664889
>this coming from a patsfag
Hysterical
>>63664038
>Sneak's
Stopped reading right there
Has any legend been treated worse from their former team than Green Bay treated Favre?
>>63664976
As a Steelers fan, Pit v. Cle is the only real AFCN rivalry. Pit v. Bal is a new occurrence, and it'll never be on the level.
>>63664683
>chargers
>4-12 (though desu the fix might be in for 2-14)
>Ariel
>>63664683
>Vikings
>13-3, superb owl champs
>elsa
>>63663185
He's not as good as advertised. Simlle as that.
>>63663619
no he's not he's staying another year to play with his brother
>>63665108
the Bears will win the Super Bowl.
and basically you're fucking stupid.
>>63664683
>Stillers
>11-5 if they manage to once not spaghetti vs Ravens
>Hot redhead Mermaid senpai
>>63664649
Oh wow, how buttmad are you? I've been a vikings fan through thick and thin for the past 20 years since I was seven fucking years old, I'm 27.
I have posted on /sp/ for 4 years now and I'm always in Vikings threads, so you can shut your goddamn mouth.
>GB:Rodgers expected to sit out @Vikings
Is this shit for real? I was so hyped for this game
>>63665162
>calling a redhead senpai
>this year as a Steeler's fan
Traitor.
>>63665035
No, and it's absolutely shameful 2bh.
>>63665183
Theyre fucking terrified of us, that is why. They know there is no use in trying when they just got kucked by the Lions at home and we're undefeated at home this year and are on like a 10 game home winning streak.
>>63664318
Meyer's first real RB was Hyde. Hyde is pretty good. Elliott is not at all an O line babby. I can tell you have never watched a down of college football.
>>63665035
Maybe Leach?
>>63663317
>NFC babby
your not using that word right, the NFC is the clearly better conference as a whole so they can't be NFC babbies. there could be AFC babbies though.
>>63665258
>the NFC is the clearly better conference as a whole
>>63665282
It's not even a question, they're easily better as a conference this year.
people seriously think rodgers is sitting out versus the vikings? because he's not
they could still lose, but rodgers is going to be playing
>>63664922
>W/L record
>completion percentage
>TOTAL QBR
lel holy shit
>>63664454
He's a (black) guy
>>63664251
Broncos Vs. Raiders
1. Patriots
2. Broncos
3. Steelers
4. Colts
5. Bengals
6. Raiders
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Packers
4. Giants
5. Falcons
6. Vikings
Any objections?
>mfw the Jaguars and Raiders play next year
>mfw we get to see two of the most exciting young offenses in football go at it
>mfw it becomes the new Colts/Patriots rivalry except more balanced
>>63665389
> tfw you will never eat out her blue pussy.
>>63665382
>Colts
>>63664251
Oak vs SF is one of the most intense
Al Davis vs the NFL
Oak vs Pit
Oak vs the AFC west
PIT vs Dal
PIT vs Browns
NE vs Bal
N.O. vs Car
Dal vs Was
Giants vs 49ers
Eagles vs bears (80s)
Packers vs Vikes
Packers vs Cowboys
Eagles vs Redskins
T.O. vs anyone
Brady vs Eli
Carr vs Bridgewater
Peyton vs Brady
Luck vs Peyton
/nfl/ vs /hoc/
>>63665433
Flacco v Ryan
>>63665433
>Not Eagles v. Giants.
>>63665389
>The Jags will be good meme
>>63665433
Who in the actual fuck includes Packers-Vikings and Bears-Eagles and not Bears-Packers? That's the only real rivalry in the NFL
>>63665491
what if the jags get kaepernig and let him run around like a wild nigger again? instead of the $(ers trying to keep him in the pocket
>>63665433
Eagles vs Redskins instead of Eagles vs Cowboys or Giants
The Redskins fucking hate us, we usually don't care. Since they build it up to something it isn't, they always play hard and we usually split the season. It's not a rivalry, the hatred has to be two-ways.
Most of this list is iffy.
>>63665433
if you're going that far, might as well throw in SF vs DAL/GB too, they were just as intense or moreso compared to the Giants at one point. the Rams are also the most historic divisional rivalry but I'm not so sure it transcends into national relevance.
>>63665506
>get kaepernig and let him run around like a wild nigger
So that he gets RG3'd in under 2 years? Sure, I'm all for it, if anyone deserves a career ending injury it's that fucker.
>>63665565
Has Kaep been injured?
It seems like a bs myth. Running will get you hurt if you're frail like RG3. Being in the pocket will also get you hurt if your line is shit.
>>63665592
he had a back injury in 2014 and foot injury in 2013
Russell Wilson runs as much as anyone and the biggest threat to him getting injured is trying to stay in the 'pocket' his shitty line gives him.
If you get out of bounds and know how to slide you can meme all you want. The idea that pocket QBs don't get fucked at about an equal level is hilarious. Big Ben and Bradford and the like should tell you that much.
>>63665592
Not yet really but he's also been really limited for a long time, the few times he went too risky and got hit hard for it, he got up fine but that's cause he was lucky. If anyone lets him run as he wants then sooner rather than later his knees are going to be taken out of commission, permanently.
Where were you when brock puts up 50 on the burrs
>>63665565
>tfw no one will ever sign a bunch of meme QBs like Pryor, Kaepernick, and Tebow and just let them meme offense it up all season
If you get a bunch of them that you can plug and replace it matters a lot less if one goes down with an injury
>>63665674
Nears will shut the Broncos out unless their D scores on us. Jay Cutler for MVP.
>>63665659
>Russell Wilson runs as much as anyone
he doesn't though, stopped reaading there. he scrambles and looks for the pass, it's much more rare that he decides to run for gain and only if he sees a safe route. guys like rg3 and crappernig are instinct runners that look to run first.
>>63665677
>Pryor, Kapernick, and Tebow
One of these is not like the others
A meme set would only work if there's a constant threat of gunslinging.
>>63665691
>implying Langford isn't the surprise OROY
>>63665713
Fine, replace Tebow with Denard Robinson or Tygod or someone if you have to
>>63665694
He does though. He had 850 fucking yards last year. He's just below that pace this year.
The last two years he's run WAY more than the first. People don't want to put in that category because it doesn't fit their narrative.
He is very much a runner and uses the threat of it in the passing game.
>>63665734
Tebow throw da bombz in da clutch games nigga.
>>63665659
Big Ben runs out of the pocket a lot though, pure pocket passers like Peyton, Brady, Eli, Brees have very few injuries compared to QBs who scramble
>>63665768
peyton is riddled with injuries
>>63665768
Ben is essentially a less agile Newton, skill-wise.
>>63665783
Because he's 39 years old, he didn't miss a game the first 12 years of his career
>>63665800
What the fuck did I just read
>>63665768
PeyPey, Breesus and Brady play an extremely quick release game. Neither are gunslingers, so they don't do the whole vertical passing game thing where they have to sit in the pocket while routes develop. 5 step drops all day. West Coast offense protects the QB quite well. Eli is just made of fucking titanium or something
>>63665839
He's a better passer than Cam, but they're very similar.
>>63665694
>he doesn't though
Russ LITERALLY lead the league in QB rushes last year. More than Kaep.
And he's second only to Cam this year. Russ has been top 3 every year he's been in the league, and went beyond that the last 2 years.
>the curse hasn't shut down obj yet
>it somehow affected Peyton
>>63663680
Facebook meme
>>63666047
>Shitcinatti
>undefeated
>>63666011
Maybe he'll be the one to drop a pass in the eventual Owl rematch
>>63663573
Jets will draft a QB,not sure who.
Where were you when the Packers were good meme died?
>>63665901
wilson is a better example
Does he get a contract extension at the end of the season, bros?
>>63666136
cumming in your boipussy faggot
>>63663787
I HAVE SCIENTIFICALLY DISCOVERED WHY DALTON CHOKES IN PRIMETIME. THE STADIUM LIGHTS IRRITATE HIS PALE GINGER SKIN TO THE POINT OF BEING UNABLE TO PASS.
CAUSE OF PLAYOFF CHOKES TO BE DETERMINED.
>>63666102
Someone with small hands relatively small statured who can't hold up to playing in buffalo, ne and New York in the winter.
Chad Pennington, Sanchize, gene smeth
Maybe they'll go fa route and sign a fa who is small with small hands
Fitzmagic, mike "mad dog" Vick,
>>63666165
>Big man with big hands and a slippery sunnuva bitch in the pocket.
>Manlet who runs away from big guys.
>>63664683
>Jasg
>5-11
>Snow White
>>63663464
god this would be the worst matchup ever
Go Raiders!
>>63666073
Old Facebook meme
Pls no bully
>>63666230
Nah. Bortles will start lighting it up. Guys with big hands pass better in the winter. He's 6'6 245 jow.
Or in metric He's a big guy with big hands
>>63666136
I was at your house, watching you suck the smegma out of my dick
>>63666251
>>63666251
Carr is a frail qb. He's 6'2 215 small hands
>>63666201
Wilson actually has abnormally large hands for his size
>>63666282
Do you have big hands
>>63666302
Everyone else has big hands for Wilson's size.
>>63666302
Wilson has 10 1-2 inch hands
He has big hands
if you can't palm a basketball you should probably sterilize yourself imho
>hands are important in life
>big hands
>>63666350
I agree. If you don't have hands, it is hard to catch or throw
Can we get some picture of by players man hands
tfw 6'2" 210 lbs, strong build and /fit/ but 7.5-8" girly hands
>>63666351
>i know you're the one
>>63666371
or have a crying sadfap when the packers lose just like you thought and that's what you told everybody
>>63666388
Who has the better hands
Jj watt or Tom Brady?
>>63666396
That's sad
>small hands
Daunte calpepoer small hands
Andy Reid said qb need atleast 9 inch man hands
He was right about hands and hand size. Hand size is important. They measure hand.
speaking of small hands, does anyone still have that old shoop of the burger commercial with the guy whose hands are too small to hold the burger, but alex smith's face is on him instead? this was back when he was still the 49ers starter.
You guys are pretty cool.
Don't watch the game tonight.
>Tfw long skinny bitch hands
>>63666465
what game?
I'll be too busy measuring my hands anyway
Handjobs feel so good, especially with hand. Just like how chicken parm tastes so good, especially with cheese.
>Rex Ryan got a bit peeved with New England media today on conference call. At one point, he asked, "Why are you even talking to me?"
>Clown hands
>>63666508
>Boston Media doing what it does best: pissing people off
This was the question that pissed him off
Rex cant handle the bantz
>>63666537
>Ryan being humble
>Can't handle the bantz
Ok?
>>63666464
>Alex Smith was a starting Quarterback in the NFL
lel that never happened
>>63666571
I SWEARS! I SAWD IT!
>>63666537
Who, besides Tom Coughlin, has a winning record against the Pats?
>>63666579
nobody with hands that small would ever get to start in the NFL, pics or gtfo.
>>63666582
Any team in the 90's.
>>63664251
Anything between teams in different divisions is literally (literally) not a real rivalry.
>>63666602
fag
>>63666584
I know it doesn't look like he's starting, but still!
>tfw this thread has made me self-conscious of my stubby middle-aged lady hands
>>63666606
No u
>>63666618
imma get got
but imma get get more i get got doe
>>63666629
>>63666618
Samefag
>>63666628
dude fags lmao wtf
>>63664921
>not winning the AFCS
>getting the wildcard
Do you honestly think TWO teams from the AFCS will make the playoffs?
Week 11 Power Rankings
1. Pats
2. Panthers
3. Cards
4. Vikings
5. Bengals
6. Broncos
7. Packers
8. Chiefs
9. Steelers
10. Falcons
11. Bills
12. Rams
12. Jets
14. Eagles
15. Seahawks
16. Redskins
17. Colts
18. Giants
19 Bears
20. Raiders
21. Dolphins
22. Texans
23. 49ers
24. Bucs
25. Saints
26. Jags
27. Cowboys
28. Lions
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. Ravens
32. Browns
The Oakland Raiders are easily one of the best all time teams, they've had 3 decades of success and 2 more of great seasons. This team just needs their coach to turn things around, Jack Del Rio will take us to our promised land : a winning season, Carr will lead the AFC WEST in pass yards and TDs, Amari Cooper will lead all rookies in touchdowns and receptions, Khalil Mack will lead us in Sacks and hurries and Charles Woodson will snag at least 5 more picks! Can a team be any greater? No, there's no team better than the Oakland Raiders, just telling it like it is /sp/.
>>63666640
>newfags every fucking where
>>63666582
I assume you meant to ask what coach has a winning record against Belichick. The Patriots haven't always been good.
Aaron Rodgers MVP comeback ending the season with 42 TDs 4 ints and 4400 yards
Article about hand-size.
http://www.rotoworld.com/articles/nfl/47036/311/exploring-qb-hand-size
>>63666671
fucking nigger qr box made me redo the captcha
>>63666654
> 7. Packers
Literally retarded
>>63666517
>Hand size: 10"
my hands are a touch away from 10" too but they don't look as big as his. i got skinny fingers though so probably that has something to do with it
you can measure your hand here: http://iruler.net/
>To measure your hand like the pros, place your hand palm down on a flat surface and stretch your fingers as far as possible. The measurement is from the outside of your thumb to the outside of your pinky
>tfw hands are only 8"
I'll never be a pro.
>>63666671
How does it feel having a small handed qb?
>>63666648
No, I don't. But there is a chance they can finish 8-8 and other WC contending teams finish 8-8 or 7-9. If they beat TEN 2x, SD, and HOU that's 7 wins. Then they also have IND, ATL, and NO which any can be winnable with their WR corp is playing and those opposing teams on a slide. Winning 1 of those could happen.
I'm not betting on it, but I wouldn't be surprised.
>born with feet so huge for a baby they had to turn them sideways just to fit the footprint on the piece of paper those go on
>family nickname as a little kid was Bigfoot
>they grew to normal 12" size
I sometimes wonder if I could have been bigger but just didn't get enough nutrition to grow properly as a kid.
>>63666733
>NO stopping a competent Chortles
Rod Wood
This is the name that will shape the lions in the coming years
>>63666781
He's going to shape them with his wooden rod?
>>63666732
>How does it feel having a small handed qb?
Rodgers actually has some of the bigger hands.
the combine just measured them incorrectly
>>63666781
To be fair, Dick Butkus is the yard stick by which all LB and hard hitters are measured by
reminder that the eagles are a top 10 defense
with worst offensive time of possession in the NFL
and they'd be owl contenders if they didn't run a meme offense
>Jim harbaugh please just same it's amount of talent on defense as SF before the sudoku of 2015
>>63664971
Kek
Just as bad as a pucker
>>63666760
I was a tall kid growing up, probably on pace for >6', but turned into a 5'9 adult.
top fucking laff
>>63663787
How come he was allowed to continue if his knee was down?
>>63666853
i was 6' at 16, in the 6 years after i only grew 2 more inches
>>63666863
da fuq wrong wit choo?
>>63666844
>secure tripfags
>>63666839
He has no reason to leave Michigan
but John Harbaugh however
>contract runs out after next season
>can come back to the Eagles
>Ravens have less wins than this dumpster fire eagles team
>Billy Davis can stay the DC
>>63666537
Rex is right.
>>63663362
>who is Shaun Alexander
>>63666811
Different Rod Wood m8.
Not sure how I feel about this decision. Another guy with little experience but Im far more concerned about the GM than the president.
>Aaron Rodgers injury
I know it's nothing, but it'll be great if the Vikings injur him further.
>>63666964
He's going to sit out right? Might have to change my pick.
>>63666978
Not a chance. I think if he doesn't get injured further, he'll play his hardest all season.
>>63666870
I was 5'6" at 16 and was insecure af about it, fortunately I ended up being 6' even but it made high school rough
>not being 6' at birth
you fucking manlets have some learning to do
>>63667016
I was short as fuck up until I was 15, literally 4'11in 9th grade. Thank god I'm 5'11 now
>>63667074
>losing to the jags at home
your shit team has some learning to do
>>63667074
Silence baltinigger, we all know you're Ray Rice's height.
6'4" and probably the one telling the truth here.
>>63667094
I was 5'9" as a freshman in highschool. Now I'm 5'9".
Be 5'2
>only fat girls date me
>I'm Italian
>the skinny Italian type
>hairy skinny bone
>weigh 117
>way do
>>63667112
>the UK's most popular baby name is literally Muhammad
Britkucks ladies and gentlemen
>tfw you accidentally clicked on an insecurity general instead of the nfl thread
>>63667152
It's the same in most Western Euro countries to be fair.
>>63667143
I kek'd at that pic.
>mfw the Jags trade a 6th rounder for RG3 and he comes in and steals Bortles' starting job and becomes a Michael Vick/Tom Brady hybrid
>>63665389
>not mentioning tampa with the future goat at qb
>best meme o-line in draft playing well
>muscle hamster no longer shit
>if evans can hang onto a ball=best wr
>>63667143
bulk up Guido
>>63667235
>V-Jax
>Sefarian-Jenkins
Soon...
>>63667248
v-jax is getting old. i thik the need to go out and get a real solid number 2 wr to bulk up the passing game.
>>63667143
>that flag
>italian
>>63667260
Fitz is getting old too, but look at What he's still doing in AZ.
>>63667283
fair enough.
i am excited to see what they can do with a full offense again
who is this pig fucker
>>63667313
You must have some pretty small hands.
Post dumbass shit fellow fans always say
we should sell the franchise to Mike Illitch! He sure will turn everything around. Fuck every single Ford too, even though only one of them is responsible for running the franchise into the ground lets blame and fuck the entire family! Now its time to trade Stafford, pick up the true GOAT in Kellen Moore and nothing could possibly go wrong.
>>63664605
Dropshan perriman to retire? From a pcl sprain? Lolllll
>>63667403
He's not retiring you moran
>people unironically thought Joe "2-7" Flacco was elite
>mfw people think he is better than Matty Ice
>>63667152
>300 murders in 9 months
>literally a murder a day
enjoy your black lives matter protests and perpetual looting m8
>>63667499
So do black lives matter at the expense of destroyed businesses, riots and white lives?
>>63667498
He's seriously overrated. I group him with Dalton, Cutler and Eli
>>63667559
>whitey BTFO
>>63667498
Were Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco picked in the same draft? Where did this rivalry come from? Hear it all the time yet seems kinda random.
>>63667561
Eli is legit elite though
>>63667559
pretty sure he wasn't extolling the virtues of the movement m8
>>63667499
>>63667559
Eh, it's nigger on nigger crime and it stays in West Baltimore, even when I lived in Baltimore it literally never affected me and the other law abiding white people.
Confirmed rodgers IS playing against the Vikings on the 22nd.
desu I was more scared of a backup playing than I am of rodgers right now,
Vikes seem to have bad tendencies when going against back-up qb's in the past.
ALSO question of the day, how many supbowls would GB have won by now if they had drafted Adrian Peterson? 3
>>63665433
Id say NO-ATL more than NO-CAR
>>63667559
the lives of productive african americans do matter
the lives of uneducated niggers that destroy property and protest while cashing their welfare checks do not
>>63667580
Baltimore has the highest black on white crime rate in the entire world.
>>63667561
What's up with people hyping Cutler up recently anyways? Just because the Bears beat a couple a shit teams or what?
>>63667571
Yeah the Falcons accidentally drafted Matt Ryan and the Ravens took advantage of it and got Flacco later. Flacco went on to win a SB MVP and Matt Ryan won a single playoff game.
>mfw denverfags think brock "mallet" osweiler will win games
>>63667590
except their lives do matter, especially since their lives affect yours and ours.
>>63667599
Backup rb padding his stats.
>>63667595
>>63667600
How do you accidentally draft a player
>>63667574
He won a couple rings riding a great defense a la Trent Dilfer. I'm not drinking that Kool Aid. He's been upper middle to middle of the pack the rest of the time and that's not enough for "elite"
>>63667632
Didnt the Giants also go 9-7 both times they won the owl?
>>63667599
Burrs fans finally climbed out of the hole they were hiding in after week 3
>>63667143
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5'2
they will never learn will they?
>>63667632
maybe not Favre, Brody, Peypey, Rodgers, Brees elite but I would honestly take him over people like Ben, Romo and Rivers.
dudes a clutch gunslinger who earned his 2 SB MVPs and has been often underrated stat wise.
E L I t e
L
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>>63667689
Agreed
>>63667647
thus backing up my point even more. When they did make it, it was via wild card riding the wave the defense made on the way to the owl
>>63667689
Id probably take Ben over Eli. Just as many rings, strong arm and I love how elusive he is. Sucks that he's also a rapist.
>>63667689
>Rodgers
>elite
Hahahahahah! Green Bay fans are so delusional.
jesus this general cant meme worth a shit.
embarassing
>>63667719
He would be elite if he just stayed gay and didnt get the Olivia Munn beard
>>63667716
Ben may be the most overrated player in the NFL. He shits the bed in big games and is always hurt
>>63667727
You're probably some /hoc/ shitter
Quit stealing our memes
>>63667741
No that would Joe "120 Million For 2-7" Flacco
>>63667741
Dave Damekek told me he was elite though
>>63667758
>shits the bed in big games
Flacco's stellar playoff record and stats post 2010 speaks for itself.
>always hurt
nigga Joe Flacco has never missed a game
Has there ever been a player as highly-lauded yet as highly made-of-glass as Sam Bradford?
>>63667799
Michael Vick.
>>63664251
WAS-DAL
GB-CHI
Only true rivals in NFL all others are pretenders
>>63667810
Vick actually showed flashes of brilliance when he was healthy though
>>63667799
>>63667810
not sure either of those two are "highly-lauded" outside of college.
>>63667825
>NFC rivalries
>>63667783
>Flacco
>most overrated
>reading comprehension
Do you understand?
what would /sp/ do if the owl is jags eagles?
>>63667799
suRG3ry
>>63667845
NFC >>>> AFC >>> your shitty expansion team
>>63667854
he was just being cheeky
>>63667868
The board would get deleted.
>>63667845
>rivalries that involve an expansion team
>>63667868
I would literally shit myself.
>>63667868
Orson Welles post after the Igglels lose another Owl
OFFICIAL CHEESE POWER RANKING
1. Pepper Jack
2. Swiss
3. Provolone
POWER GAP
4. Gouda
5. Mozzarella
6. Colby
POWER GAP
900. Parmesan
EXTREME POWER GAP
9001. Bleu
>>63667928
900000001. Packers week 10
>>63667906
the eagles are an expansion team FYI.
>>63667928
>9001. Bleu
this is a 18+ website kid
>>63667960
Blue cheese is literally disgusting lumpy mold that tastes like how feet smell.
>>63667986
Youre using too much. Its so strong you only need a tiny tiny bit
>>63667928
babbys first cheese list
>>63667928
900. Parmesan
Do you even pasta?
>>63667947
no one likes the "technically correct" guy you know
>>63667928
>no muenster
dropped
>>63667986
and vaginas are smelly meat traps and beer is spoiled bread water
>>63664683
Rams
6-10
Jasmine
>>63667928
>1. Pepper Jack
>2. Swiss
>3. Provolone
Aren't those just the cheeses they offer at Subway? You should expand your pallet bro
Will Denver win the division this year?
>>63668060
Probably
>>63668025
muenster is very good but the "blue cheese is GOAT" pleb crowd that infests this board wouldn't know.
>We post our best original memes.
>Rodgers is definitely playing at Minnesota
Remember a few years back, when the bears broke his collarbone, and every single motherfucking week for 8 weeks, the packers said "Aaron will 100% no doubt absolutely be playing today" until the very moment he was required to be announced ineligible?
Pepperidge farm remembers.
>>63668094
Thanks doc.
>>63668052
I was just sticking to common sandwich cheeses desu senpai, that's why Brie didn't make the list.
>Rodgers out
is this for real? Fuck, we very well may end up 10-6 or 8-8
Is there any way to fix this shitshow after the last two games without getting rid of Fisher? Kroenke isn't going to get rid of him any time soon. Probably keeping him on for more fan disenfranchisement before the move. Most we can hope for is Fisher not surviving past his first year in LA.
>>63668082
My dude.
Blue cheese is the most pretentious cheese out there, but everyone nuthugs it because it's apparently "fancy" or "gourmet" or some shit.
>tfw you will never know the pleasure of cumming inside of DPBH
>implying cheddar cheese isn't the best and bleu sucks dick
>>63668147
Yep. Any cheese that fat fucks chug while cramming buffalo wings down their gullet cannot be considered fancy nor gourmet.
>>63668146
McCarthy said that he's going to play
>>63668160
perhaps if you ask nicely you might
>Walking home from Church (Thank you Based Carr)
>Spot a homeless man on the street
>He asks me for money
>I explain I have just given all my money to the local orphanage (thank you Based Carr)
>He frowns, tells me he needs money to buy drugs
>Almost raise my hand to this man
s face in anger for being foolish enough to partake in the devil's nectar, but I stop myself, realizing that is not what Carr would want
>"Brother, we must honor our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ every day. In win and loss, every day must be spent honoring God."
>Carr be praised, he begins to sob and apologize for being corrupted by the devil
>I pray that, if Jesus Christ deem him worthy, he be accepted back into the kingdom of God
>Carr willing, we pray together
>I take him to the local Church for confessions
>He turns his life around and accepts Jesus Christ back into his life (Thank you Based Carr)
>Pray one last time, thanking Based Carr for the opportunity to change a life
>>63668177
all cheeses are good in there own right desu
OFFICAL MEME CHEESE RANKINGS
1. American
2. Cheddar
3. Bleu
4. Swiss
5. Mossyerella
>>63668238
>>Walking home from Church
quit right there
>>63668107
No, I remember him saying, "It's week by week."
>>63668248
heathen
>>63668238
TYBC
>>63668247
you take swiss off the list right now (otherwise bretty gud)
>>63668281
>Inland Empire
>Raiders fan
SMELLY DUMB BEANER SCUM detected
>>63668281
Is that where this one came from? Did you make this one too? You did a good job on it.
>>63668247
>mozzarella sells more than any other cheese specifically because of it's popularity in pizza
>only 5th
shit list
>>63668314
>implying
:^)
>>63668326
Mozzarella is literally cheese: the meme
>mfw there are fans who's team has not won a playoff game in over 10 years near me
>>63668147
kidnap Warner and disguise him as Keenum
1. American Anonymous/sneak
POWER GAP
2. Asian Anonymous
3. Oceania Anonymous
SMALL GAP
4. misc north American Anonymous
5. rareflags
6. namefags
7. European Anonymous
8. South American Anonymous
POWER GAP
9. secure trip
POWER GAP
10. any Africans of Muslims
POWER GAP
9001. American banwagoners
We /NBA/ now?
>>63668400
With our receivers, Warner'd might as well throw at smoke and hope it catches.
>>63668441
>Kickers
Stay classy, former soccer players.
>>63668393
my team has only made the playoffs once in the last ten years
>>63668147
Get Austin Davis back
>>63668476
Better then Raiders, Browns, Rams, and Bills.
>>63668476
rams?
>>63667928
>sharp cheddar not even listed
>>63668516
You're funny.
>>63668516
>>63668476
Could be Jags.
>>63668548
didn't the jags bounce Pittsburgh out of the playoffs one year?
>>63668516
We know who it isn't.
>>63668605
>steelers haven't won a playoff game in 5 years
tip top kek
>>63668633
Better than the Orange cats.
This season is weird
Two teams still undefeated.
The Panthers and the Cheetas
>>63668648
Am I supposed to be impressed?
>>63668633
Also, 2011 is still only 4 years.
>>63668674
you are black no?
TOP 10 SODAS POWER RANKINGS
1. DR. PEPPER
POWER GAP
2. A&W ROOT BEER & OTHER ROOT BEERS
3. COCA-COLA
POWER GAP
4. MOUNTAIN DEW
5. FANTA AND FRUITOPIA
6. 7UP AND SPRITE
POWER CHASM
7. OTHER FRUIT FLAVOR SODAS EXCEPT PINEAPPLE
BOTTOMLESS PIT OF DESPAIR
8. GENERIC
9. PEPSI
10. RC COLA
25. EURO SODAS
1000000. PINEAPPLE
10000000. MEXICAN SODA
100000000000000000000. DIET
HONOURABLE MENTION
VANILLA COKE, CREAM SODA, CHOCOLATE SODA, PUMPKIN SPICE SODA (YES THIS IS REAL)
>>63668674
>maybe if I type it out people won't realise that this joke has been posted 100 times
>>63668722
1. Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
>>63668722
>cream soda
>worse than diet
Peyton's retiring after this season, right?
>>63668722
this is actually pretty good, but grape crush and vanilla coke should be 2 and 3 before the power gap
>>63668740
He's going to Favre it up, I reckon.
>>63668722
>calling pop "soda"
>>63668735
I JUST COULDN'T PUT CREAM SODA IN THE TOP 10, BUT JUST BECAUSE IT'S IN THE HONORABLE MENTION, THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S WORSE THAN DIET
>>63668722
mt.dew to high and 7up>>>>>sprite, seara mist
>>63668740
no, they are going to fully reconstruct his neck and legs to be stronger than any humans on this planet, he will then run for 2,000 yards and pass for 6,000.
>>63668740
If he doesn't die first
>Chandler Jones added to injury report, abdomen
Pls don't die Channy ;_;
>>63668759
>people who call soda "coke"
>>63668762
Honorable mention means unranked, making it worse than diet on your list.
>>63668768
Seeing Peyton rush for 2000 would be fucking awesome
>>63668722
i'd like to make a proposition to bring sprite up beyond fanta and nobodyknowsutopia.
>>63668722
>Mexico coke not 1
>>63668878
>Mexico being number 1 at anything
>>63664242
Vikes don't.
>>63668878
MEXICOKE IS A BIT TOO SWEET IMHO
>>63668722
cactus cooler is da bomb
>>63664251
I used to buy GB-CHI but as another Anon said, I think PIT-BAL actually feels like 2 teams who hate one another with a passion
>>63668722
Julmust fa.m
>>63668689
Dick pic for proof?
Vikings vs Bills super bowl. Someone has to win.
>>63668937
people have gotten stabbed in Chicago for saying good things about the Packers
>>63668948
yes
Lions > Puckers
>>63669069
Thanks lions, you gave Minnesota some room to breathe, and after how badly we treated you.
>>63669069
HAHAHAHHA, in what fucking world? Get outta here with that shit. Ain't happening.
>>63668766
>comparing sprite to sierra mist rather than 7-up
I wonder what it's like to not have taste buds
>>63669079
In the H2H world.
>>63669079
>in what fucking world?
>>63669082
so how fuckt is blaine gabbert when he goes to the city of us12s on sunday ;_;
>>63668503
Making the playoffs doesnt mean shit if you don't at least make it to Super Bowk or conference championship
>>63669130
I agree. Was there a point?
>>63668200
I wish he wouldn't Might as well tank and see what a slightly more mature Tolzien can do. Maybe Hundley too.
>>63664947
this desu
>>63669153
well meme'd sneaky, top lad right here
gotta keep the character going
an upvote for you old boy
>>63669153
>6-3
>Tank
You should just get on the Pats bandwagon and get it over with
>>63669111
I'm kind of hoping dylan thompson gets some time soon-ish and eventually supplants him, the gabbert road only ends in pain. but yeah, this game was never going to be a win.
I'm pretty sure we won't sweep the browns, bears, and lions too. maybe 2 out of 3. depending on what's at stake, we might take the rams as well, but I doubt it.
>>63669148
>>63668476
>This
>>63669205
Ok...? So the fact that those teams haven't made the playoffs in 10 or more years means that your post is relevant to that other team?
>>63669196
i would not be surprised if vic fangio gets his revenge tbqh imho. loins game would be p close even if they just come off of fucking over green bay. hopefully tiller continues to not suck and devey never sees another snap again
but i don't even know if i would feel anything if >we lost to johnny manziel
>>63668146
what about 9-7?
>>63668722
>Cranberry Sprite not mentioned
Do you even GOAT seasonal soda, senpai?
>>63669232
What are you, an idiot?
>drinking soda
>>63669257
Go get hand enlargement surgery, you small-handed manlet.
>>63669257
>not drinking soda
Fucking normie
>>63669221
Someone mentioned their team made the playoffs only once in the last ten years. I stated it wasn't an accomplishment because of etc..whats the problem?
new bread
>>63669321
>>63669321
>>63669321
>>63669321
normans stay >>>/out/
>>63669228
I remember back in 2011 when the handshakegate thing happened and the media was shitting itself trying to get more coverage of it. I was posting in a football thread (pre-generals) about how the thing was clearly just gym shorts being a whiny little bitchboy, hardballs did nothing wrong and didn't deserve an ounce of the crucifying he was getting. there was actually a half-decent loins guy in that thread, talking about how before the season started they had pegged the niners game as an auto-win before the season started, and I told him it was funny because we did the same for the loins game. things changed since then, but I remember that being one of the marks of things finally changing (especially the iggles game, and the bucs game too) because since then we were considered an auto-loss on many teams' schedules, and a highly contested game at worst.
now we're back to laughingstocks again only this time it's worse because we didn't just deteriorate, we imploded on account of hubris. absolutely everyone gets a turn to poke fun, and we can't really do much about it cause the team is still bad and the future looks even worse.
so, yknow, I can predict all I want that we might beat the browns, lions, or bears, but their fans could very well see the game against the 49ers as an easy win, and it's not the craziest idea in the world. even some ravens fans were talking about it being a clear cut case of their team being far better than ours before the game, where it wasn't even a question of if they could lose.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, it's one thing to not be competitive anymore, but not we aren't even respectable. even if we scrape through 5 or 6 wins, nobody takes us seriously more or has reason to, and that sentiment is deserved.
>>63664750
Cowboys
>>63664349
And then look at Steve Young and Aaron Rodgers.
>>63664029
At the rate they're losing players, they could be upset
>>63665420
>biggest me
