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first for schaubs podcast should be called "Chinny and the Hack"
Reposting
So who is the true GOAT?
First for Paige has failed miserably to reach her goal.
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/j2pb/send-paige-vanzant-to-the-chopping-blick-
>>63626542
MMA is an actual joke.
Why do you faggots watch this shit.
My mates made me stay up and watch the Rousey PPV, holy fuck, literally hours of nothing to watch 2 women fight.
Id honestly get more enjoyment from watching WWF
>>63626551
Forgot the list shit
Lets' compare
>GSP
Diaz
Condit
Thiago Alves
Fitch
Hughes
Penn
Shields
Sean Sherk
>Anderson
Franklin
Okami
Shael
Vitor
Maia
Griffin
Leites
Cote
Hendo
Marquardt
The Michael Jordan of grapplin
Leben
>>63626551
GSP, without question.
>absorbing less than six significant strikes per round throughout a 12 fight win streak vs the best fighters in the world
>>63626542
TONY HINCHCLIFFE
>>63626560
GSP refused to fight Anderson so I'm never even entertaining this discussion.
>>63626562
sheeeit cyborg bringing the bantz
>>63626556
A childhood friend of mine texted me literally yesterday telling me about how someone convinced him to watch UFC on the weekend and he fucking loved it and was asking me about the different fighters on the card.
Get fucked bud
>>63626556
Of course the britfag cant into wrestling.
Boy i could make you eat so much dirt.
>>63626561
>muh statistics
It's a fucking blanket vs a dude considered the most dynamic striker of all time
Only reason Anderson doesn't win handily is the failed test
>>63626562
>being less funny than a professional female fighter speaking in her second language
>calling yourself a 'comedian'
>>63626584
Maybe he's one of those avant garde sorts where you're meant to laugh at him
>>63626552
needs JUST hair
>>63626578
>boy I could make you eat so much dirt
Typical American closet fag
Leave Mighty Mouse to m- oh shit I just dropped a 50-45 to him what happened
>>63626568
retarded post of the day, congrats
>>63626582
GSP is able to blanket the absolute best fighters in the world and render them completely unable to enact their gameplan. Every time.
Anderson was 100% exploited by both Chael and Weidman. Chael fucking blew it in the final round of that fight, everyone knows he should've been the champ and everyone accepted that Anderson was not the GOAT after getting fucking mauled by Chael Sonnen.
I've always liked how people blame GSP for exploiting his opponents weakness. It's mixed martial arts, as in, every martial art. If your wrestling isn't strong enough to not get blanketed it's your own fucking fault and you got exploited, end of story.
>GSP isn't the GOAT because his wrestling is too dominant!
>>63626552
so what does she do now? $4,000 in America is like a bill for light dental work.
>>63626561
>Canada
>GSP, without question.
hooooooooooly fuck fuck offfff
memefighters BTFO
>>63626596
>muh nationalism
GSP flat out refused to make that super fight. So you can go fuck yourself about saying he's greater than Anderson. Of course he's the best WW of all time.
>>63626596
We get it Canda, you really like GSP.
>>63626601
Wrong one
>>63626600
Who's the GOAT then?
>you now remember it was only a few years ago when guys like rashad, GSP, machida, silva, sonnen, lesnar, liddell, henderson, Penn, Mir were in their primes and fighting multiple times a year
I WANT TO GO BACK HOW DO I GO BACK
>>63626551
1. Jones
2. GSP
3. Silva
4. Werdum
5. Fedor
>>63626615
>No BJ
>>63626606
I get it, you have zero argument and are entirely unable to prove me wrong because you lack the mental capacity.
>>63626604
>GSP didn't take a fight vs a cheat who got popped for roids!
>that's why he's not the GOAT!
Do you actually believe what you're saying?
>>63626608
eh brock should also be meme tier
>>63626610
Literally any champion besides GSP is a better GOAT contender than GSP. Holly Holm is a more legitimate GOAT contender than GSP.
>>63626619
>train mma for 1 years
>UFC champ
>>63626601
>giving a shit what fighters are /heem/ approved
the worst meme of them all
>>63626615
>Silva in top three after popping for roids
>>63626618
We've had this argument before
let me boil it down for you
>gsp is the best
>sure he's an all time great but he's boring
>but that's what makes him great, he has boring safe fights every time
>still boring though
>HOLY FUCK JUST BLEED AMIRITE GO AWAY YOU PHILLISTINE SAFE FIGHTING IS OKAY FOR GSP BUT FUCK MIGHTY MOUSE THO
>>63626623
>entire crowds of wwe fans cheering for him
>loses promptly afterwards
>quits
yeah, def meme tier
Anyone updated this yet?
hang on lads we were all getting along a minute ago :c
>>63626617
Fuck off
>>63626631
>implying
>>63626641
We don't have a pic of Dana's headstone yet
>>63626636
Fuck Mighty Mouse? He is literally arguably the GOAT, he's probably the strongest argument vs GSP to be quite honest
Also, merely saying that you think a fighter is boring does not invalidate that fighter's ability. At all. GSP's ppv numbers were great because fans loved him, fans that didn't think his fights were boring.
>>63626618
GSP refused to fight Anderson years ago. Many years ago, before the steroids was ever an issue. You're deliberately being retarded.
>>63626636
GSP is NOT the best. He got beat by Hendricks and knocked out by Serra.
Jon Jones is the best.
>>63626653
Silva is 220 on the day of the fight and GSP is much smaller are you stupid?
>>63626652
I get what you mean man, you fail to understand that I'm not saying he's shit. Just that a safe style of fighting is wholly unimpressive, no matter who you're fighting.
I mean look at Jones, he fights safely against top fighters without being a literal blanket.
You know, that's who I'm going to go with on this one. Jon Jones is the GOAT.
>>63626652
>He is literally arguably the GOAT
>>63626650
We have that "Here lies Dana's hopes and dreams" pic. Anyone have it?
>>63626656
This is unironically true. Jones has never lost and he's only 28 and already the GOAT.
>>63626594
>typical canadian projecting his homoerotic encounter with a mountie onto americans
Is Anderson seriously fighting again? What the fuck happened to "MY SON, HE CRY!"?
How's this?
>>63626669
I think he wants to take you down and utilise stifling top control for five rounds, if you know what I mean.
>>63626659
Thanks for admitting he refused to fight him. He wouldn't fight him at a catchweight btw.
>>63626653
>GSP refused to fight Anderson years ago. Many years ago, before the steroids was ever an issue. You're deliberately being retarded.
"Anderson would go to [170 pounds], too," White told media members following a conference in England last Wednesday (Feb. 13, 2013). "Yeah, he said he'd do it. He says he can make [170] easy. It's insane."
GSP refused to fight Anderson at 185, bud. Get your facts straight.
>>63626652
>literally arguably
>you now remember people used to claim Ronda would beat Dillishaw
Kek
wow, jones is back on the rankings
i apologize to the faggot i said was trolling
i exited my browser twice, and refreshed the page multiple times but the list didn't update until i literally cleared all of my cache
>>63626678
>catchweight
how does that make a difference? SIlva would still be 220 during the actual fight and GSP would be at least 20 pounds lighter while silva has the size advantage, shit might as well call aldo a pussy for not wanting to fight jon jones
Claujia Gadelha
>>63626695
Silva and GSP were one weight class apart
It'd be more akin to calling Weidman a pussy for not fighting Jon Jones, oh wait he fucking wants to
>>63626696
>she will never peg you
>>63626695
Aldo flat out refused to fight Anthony Pettis. He's just as much of a bitch as GSP.
>>63626695
christ canada we know you want GSP's dick in your ass, stop posting about it please
>>63626678
You see, GSP's safe style of career is one of the reasons he's the GOAT. It's smart, so you know he's great.
>>63626687
nobody has ever done that, ever
>>63626700
Anderson also went up to 205 and fought Griffin who was a champ and fucking huge.
i don't understand why everyone rides GSP dick
he DID win all of his fights but he wasn't as dominant as a jones or aldo, his last fights were really close actually
>>63626712
>wmma fighter
Damn I was gonna choose Hunt
>>63626700
wiedman and jones are probably almost the same weight on fight day, compare the 2 of them standing together
>>63626712
Silva
>buying into the idea of 'weight classes'
you guys are literally keking yourselves.
![Anderson-silva-vs-Georges-Saint-Pierre[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A8fLjb5.jpg "Anderson-silva-vs-Georges-Saint-Pierre[1]")
>>63626720
and heres gsp and silva standing together
>>63626570
>implying that's actually her coming up with that shit
i sincerely hope this canadian nuthuggery is a meme, in the off chance it isn't it's fucking pathetic and embarrassing
>>63626696
>JJ will drop her again in your lifetime
>>63626712
Marina Shafir
>>63626724
forgot to include pic related
>>63626615
1. Jones
2. GSP
3. Fedor
4. Silva
5. Werdum
Werdum will still rise and Silva was popped so he drops down.
>>63626718
>he DID win all of his fights but he wasn't as dominant as a jones or aldo, his last fights were really close actually
Aldo almost lost to Mendes
Jones almost lost to Gus
lol
>>63626725
never realized how dramatic the difference between 5'10" and 6'2" was
>>63626693
>not doing ctrl + f5
>>63626724
>most adult beings don't even reach straw or flyweight
>everyone calls them p4p of all time
yeah ufc is retarded
>>63626735
I think if Chris beats Rockhold he'll start being in contention, and it'll be solidified if he beats Jacare/Yoel
>>63626739
>Aldo almost lost to Mendes
>almost
>even close
There are people, posting ITT right now, who think Italian food is not the P4P GOAT
>>63626732
>his [alcoholic] drink of choice is coke zero and jim beam
full pleb
what are the odds Rousey has a kid now
>>63626735
>3. Fedor
>>63626753
If he does so he clears out the division and the only thing left will be a battle of GOATS.
>>63626759
be safe bro
ISIS said they are attacking Rome next
>>63626764
Name your top 5 then tuff giy
>>63626725
lol kind of like the difference in size of GSP vs. Serra who he was oh so happy to obliged fighting
>>63626763
If she has one with Travis Browne I will kill myself.
This lady on GMA right now is like RRR and ice water is her Holly Holm.
>>63626659
>le Anderson is 220 on fight night meme
Anderson showed up to fight Bonnar weighing 202 and looking doughy. He cut 4 pounds he didn't have to?
What's next for him?
Though he looked really good, I see him losing in the main event of an Aussie card.
>>63626777
>implying it won't miscarry after she tragically falls down the stairs and walks into a door
>>63626775
1. Jones
2. Fedor
3. GSP
4. Aldo
5. Silva
>mfw every PRIDE 'great' was just the product of steroids and fixed fights
>>63626770
Hope they don't desu
Our security is fucking shit, it would be extremely easy.
Also if they blew up some historic buildings it would be absolutely horrible
>>63626775
1. Jones
2. Aldo
3. Silva
4. GSP
5. Werdum
>>63626782
Either Moose, or Machida.
>>63626795
Imagine if they killed some Christians in the colliseum
It'd be just like old times
>>63626759
[carbs intensifies]
It is GOAT in flavor, though.
>>63626791
>2.Fedor
lmao
>>63626775
1. GSP. Without question.
2. MM
3. Jones
4. Aldo
5. Weidman
>>63626792
>implying every UFC fight pre 2015 drug testing wasn't a roid head
>>63626799
Maybe, they might give him something less risky since they need someone for Australia since Hunt is so old.
They're obviously very keen to build Jake Matthews up too.
lol why isn't Jones back to #1 p4p? Wasn't he #1 earlier this year?
>>63626800
if they blew up the colosseum it would be such a fucking sin. I can't even imagine how that would make me feel.
>>63626812
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>63626551
This is Fight Matrix' list. They use an algorithm or something to determine it.
>>63626822
>division dominance
>Cain
>literally fougth the same 2 guys then got rekt
>>63626822
lol what a literal fucking meme, i'm not even going to touch that
>>63626795
>you now remember ISIS destroying ancient Sumerian artifacts and monuments
they really are cunts aren't they
>>63626832
it's hard to get more evil than that
>>63626832
they are but tbf everything will be destroyed one day so it doesn't really matter
>>63626822
>Hughes above Jones
Canada will still hop right on it, just like GSP's cock
>>63626759
yeah all right but don't let it go to your head famiglia
>>63626621
Never post again
>Holly ranked above Joanna p4p
Joanna broke her hand in the first round and still bea the shit out of a 135 pounder who is roughly as good as Holly's first 2 UFC wins.
She has already done the equivalent of Holly beating Miesha and Zingano.
>>63626844
says the citizen of one of the worst plagues on the world ever
>>63626551
Jones.
>>63626825
That section's for "at a certain point of their career"
not the career as a whole. basically how much ahead of the rest of their division they were at a certain point.
>>63626869
>Dillashit ranked 4th
>>63626822
>>63626825
>division dominance
>Weidman is #2
>has not beaten EIGHT of the top 10 of his division
lmao
>>63626865
>>63626869
lol the human race will die without a legacy and be less significant than a blink of the eye to the universe so @ me with fedoras all you want
>>63626866
Not that I necessarily agree but the p4p list is mainly a marketing tool and not something to take very seriously
Does Rousey have a chance of regaining the top of the mountain without sacking Tarverdyan first?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxFgVYyMcE
>JDS has only fought once in the last 2 years
Literally ded
>>63626866
joanna's shittiest win in the ufc is against juliana lima who i will literally bet money would beat 80% of the top 10
>>63626601
Can't Cormier drop down to a smaller class since he looks fat af
>>63626910
He's got really big bones though, tbf.
I mean, have you seen his thorax?
>>63626910
He already did dude, he used to fight (and wreck shit) at HW
He's really heavy set
>>63626817
If they did that you should airstrike the Kaaba tbqh, preferably during their annual mosh pit thing.
Chael and Mousasi's bods are underrated
>>63626926
Not a good idea unless we also go full kebab removal desu. Muslims already live in our society, and I think that even ones who are more moderate will be pissed off by something like that. It would lead to even more destruction.
>>63626759
>tfw decided to get Waffle House this morning because of that Anthony Bourdain video
>tfw it's delicious
>>63626904
>>JDS has only fought once in the last 2 years
his fight vs Stipe is literally the worst possible thing that could have happened to him after his Cain beating
>>63626950
>beating a top 3 guy is the worst thing that could happen
>>63626950
Might just be because he mauled Hunt, but I just don't like Stipe very much.
>thought he was the only young gun at HW
>look up his age
>he's fucking 33
Who's your favorite non-white fighter?
>>63626956
>a five round war is what JDS needed
>>63626961
>he's older than JDS
what the fuck
>>63626967
Conor McGregor
>>63626976
>JDS was 23 when he knocked out Werdum
>>63626967
How is this even a question?
>>63626967
Ronda
Paige
Excuse me?
>>63626995
>my arm's broke
>i don't care, hit her with your arm
>>63626995
i hate that woman
>>63626995
Woops, read that wrong and thought she meant her arm broke in the Ronda fight.
>>63626995
Not only does she do a job a robot is capable of performing, she sounds like one too.
>>63626652
>literally arguably
>>63626983
>JDS was balding by 23
>>63626970
The last thing he needed was winning a fight against the best opponent in the world available. Well done as usual Canada. I literally can't think of a worse scenario for JDS.
>>63626946
So what would you do then Luigi? Just take it like some swedec.ucks?
FUCK BEING CALM, HOLLY PISSING HOT!
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/holly-holms-endorsement-of-company-linked-to-banned-supplements-questioned
>>63627029
heem urself my man
>>63627062
I mean, did anyone see her physique? No other girl in the company is as shredded as her.
>>63627062
wtf m8s am I just banned from fucking everywhere and no one has told me yet
>>63627062
>holly-holms-endorsement-of-company-linked-to-banned-supplements-questioned
that could literally be anything and nothing
>>63627062
duh, she came out looking like gsp while fighting 10 times better.
give the canadians a break. they're a different breed of people. in an age where you can travel to the opposite end of the earth in a day, they choose to live in a frozen tundra.
>>63627083
Media outlets share block lists. You probably got on one of those lists and now you're a persona non grata to all MMA portals.
>>63627062
You can go back to the archives I literally said multiple times that Holly and PEDs was going to come up.
>>63627062
>mfw the only one pissing hot will be Ronda
It would be the hardest fall from grace in sports I'd have ever seen.
>>63627083
Don't use them. Don't change your IP. They're yet another group who hates freedom of speech.
>>63627062
What a fucking trash rag. You can bet your bottom dollar they wouldn't have touched that non-story had Holly gotten destroyed. They ban you for the mildest of fighter criticism though. Fuck Helwani, fuck Luke Thomas, fuck Nate Wilcox.
ruthless
https://the-cauldron.com/the-end-of-an-error-cbac04dc4a98
https://streamable.com/4pyk
nice little package of memories that we can enjoy for years to come
>>63627187
>Emperor’s New Clothes
Stopped reading there.
Bet a hundred on Diego
It's
free
MONE
Seriously fuck these bitch made dudes. Ohh you're really taking on the big issues in society bringing to light Holly's sponsorship deal. Literally go fuck yourself for caring if she's shooting roids into her ass. Nothing is worse than sports journalism.
can someone post the webm of Luke btfo goofs complaining about mma media?
>>63627207
Sports journalists are the scourge of any journalism class.
>>63627006
Do NOT bully Esther Lin
>>63627224
>>63627232
>>63627207
http://youtu.be/UA95HRECnRY
>@26:20
>>63627235
Maybe he meant Holly.
>>63627187
>It helps that Ronda is white
Ugh, why do they have to inject race into everything
>>63627232
It really fucking bothers me. Muh journalistic integrity. They'll bring this "story" to light in a heartbeat, but they'll smear any politician with an ounce of integrity, and won't touch the abysmal crimes our government commits particularly against citizens of other countries.
>>63627261
Yeah, there are plenty of reasons to dislike Serina, but I still think it's an insightful and incisive piece.
>>63627261
She's not even white. She's white hispanic.
>>63627261
She isn't even white! You come out of a woman's vagina who looks like this you aren't fucking white.
>>63627261
because college professors give extra points for that
>>63627012
You too! I've had it up to here with you!
>>63627278
how would joanna fair against ronda after what we witnessed?
>>63627285
Shut your fucking face. Seriously.
>>63627279
they live in socal m8 no one is "white" there because of UV rays
>>63627269
>>63627290
terribly, Joanna hasn't displayed any kind of skills or style that would work with Holm's gameplan (the only gameplan that can beat Ronda)
>>63627290
easily taken down and manhandled to a first round armbar
Are there any white UFC fighters?
>>63627290
rondas literally 40 pounds heavier
Was Goldie saddened by Joe and Dana getting a flight home together?
>s-see ya laytor Joe
>>63627306
maybe Gus and Gunnar, obviously i need to see the results of their blood tests first
This month is flying by tbqphwya
>>63627306
possibly. everyone is suspect until their genetics are in front of us.
how much furniture are you barricading your front door with come December 10th Heem?
>>63627332
Rockhold is of partial Irish [6] and Native American [7] descent.
I don't think so, Timmy.
>>63627332
>he's my age
god did i lose the genetic lottery
>>63627349
I'm starting on the second when we get our first embedded
>>63627278
Joanna a qt
>>63627349
Just use your guns if someone bothers you
>>63627381
kitchen knife is about the best I can do
>>63627279
>pleb glasses
>cut-off sleeve shirt
>mandrama shirt
Jesus christ
>>63627392
Fun fact: 'kitchen knives' in Britain are known as disposable butter knives in the US.
Just look at that serrated edge. Dangerous!
Did you have to show your ID to buy one, Winston?
>>63627399
What's the best gun to stop intruders from stealing your UFC Fight Pass?
>>63627422
Can you own guns for hunting in your area?
>>63627421
wtf are you talking about? Butter knives are butter knives
pic related are kitchen knives
I realise I may be getting baited here
>>63627422
I keep my account information on. Sticky note and taped it under my desk. 100% fool proof.
>>63627444
marvellous set up lad, top humour, you really diagnosed me!
>>63627440
Who needs guns when I've got a blast double that would make Ryan Bader blush
It's embarrassing how easy it would be for me to kill any one of you guys in a fight.
>>63627399
Enjoy that while it lasts. Buy as many as you can. The process in Connecticut is like UK's gun laws by comparison.
>>63627335
>>63627335
>http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/holly-holms-endorsement-of-company-linked-to-banned-supplements-questioned
What do the Colins on Wednesdays represent?
>>63627484
You i'm just gonna stand here and let you kill me?
>>63627494
TUF
>>63627484
Fuck off kid
>>63627422
TrueCrypt 7.1
>>63627507
i bet i could heem a wet grocery bag
a paper one at least.
>>63626542
>holm sponsored by shady supplement company because she needs the money and women athletes get paid peanuts
>this means that she took PEDs!
>turns out she's had 5 clean drug tests since July
lol @ sports journalism, they're literally grasping at straws to try and keep ronda legitimate after her hilarious defeat.
>>63627463
Don't beat yourself up over it Mohamed
>>63627306
dillalel
>>63627332
literally arabic
>>63627524
try again
>>63627528
he lost his status (assuming he was pure) when he race mixed
Will Aldo become a star if he heems McGregor?
lads what's the best way to send pervy messages to wmma fighters?
>>63627549
in person
Is Ronda bi?
>>63627549
Build a shrine
Show her your shrine
>>63627549
pretend you're a modeling agency or are a company looking for a new spokesperson, get her number/contact information and then show up at her house
https://youtu.be/b_LL_H7L_Tg?t=1h13m50s
Hello fellow aspects.
lmaoing at this butthurt roid manlet
>>63627571
biracial
>>63627533
You know Aldo seems kinda small now that he's off the roids.
I wonder if Goober gets tipped off if USADA are on their way to the McMansion.
>>63627588
He looks exactly like he always has, retard.
>>63627571
Straight as an arrow.
Does Claudia unironically think she's getting a title shot if Paige beats Rose?
>>63627602
A 'straight as an arrow' woman don't enjoy that much another woman between her legs.
>>63627617
Ronda would be grateful for any attention
>>63627617
i thought her vag smelled really bad
did schaub confirm this?
any reupload of Ronda is fine?
>>63627599
No he doesn't. Come on. He's Brazilian
He loves Jesus, dancing, soccer and peds
>Brazilian
I found a discussion board for lesbians where they are discussing Ronda and MMA. It's amusing. They're speculating over whether Ronda might be gay and one of them called Ronda a misogynist (???).
>>63626552
how embarrassing. what celebrity hand delivers a $4,000 check?
>>63627659
Literally everyone is a misogynist.
Is there any good Holly Holm dude clothes in the UFC store? I think I want one because fuck it, that fight was worth it...
>>63627659
>discussion board for lesbians
>>63627672
>Baby girl's face got rocked by possibly the most boring broad on Earth. Holly Holmes IS BORING and a charisma suck but she beat the dog shit out of Rousey. Still wasn't worth $60.
>>63627659
>and one of them called Ronda a misogynist (???).
that's because Ronda said that if a woman needs lube, it's because she's with a shitty dude
and chicks with a desert for a vag got offended and called her a misogynist
>>63627672
You like ESPN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTzOYDMcCJU
>>63627599
Calm down Mohammed, he clearly looks a bit deflated compared to before in his newest training vids.
>>63627695
>No Bayless
>No Smith
Why the fuck even bother?
>>63626739
Gsp almost lost to hendricks
Aldo vs.McGregor
Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Yoel Romero vs. Ronaldo Souza
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
you have ten seconds to predict what will objectively be FOTN
>>63627725
Aldo vs. McGregor no question. Anyone who disagrees is not a real fight fan.
>>63627695
>Ronda gets btfo
>rabble rabble patriarchy
Is there any other network JUST'ing harder then ESPN?
>>63626718
Welterweight is by far the most talent stacked division though, and when GSP was making his way up the division he was a completely different animal, hacking through champ after champ like a hot knife through butter.
>>63627695
at least that lesbian admits women can't play in men's sports
>>63627724
I am fully aware of that
>>63627725
>you have ten seconds to predict what will objectively be FOTN
Aldo vs McGregor, easily
>>63627725
Weidman vs Rockhold
Anyone who disagrees is a dummy. Like this guy right here>>63627738
>>63627725
In what world would it not be Aldo v. McGregor
I hope Aldo wins, as much of a beast McGregor is - he's an insufferable cunt
>>63627725
Weidman vs. Rockhold
>>63627725
Holloway/Stephens will be 2fun4me
>>63627725
max memes on jeremy
maia gunnar is a crappy standup fight
jacare subs romero
mcgregor destroys aldo
closest fight is weidman rockhold
>>63627749
and then there's LHW which is absolute garbage now
Shogun, Rashad, Rampage all still in the top 10. If Rampage never fights again, that puts Big Nog in the top 10. If he never fights again, that puts Cummins in the top 10. lol
>>63627764
Rockhold is just going to get heem'd. It will be a great knockout that's for sure, but not FOTN material.
>>63627770
Thing about McGregor is that I understand he's just trying to hype fights and honestly it's working really well but as you said, when you're actually watching him do it he just comes across like a dick
>>63627790
Are you the same person who feels bad for Ronda losing?
>>63627789
Weidman is going to get chokey'd
>Rousey Vs. Holm rematch
Fucking kill me
>>63627779
>maia gunnar is a crappy standup fight
I don't know about that, I was very very impressed with the combo Gunnar landed on Brandon Thatch, it came out of fucking nowhere and nearly stopped him there and then.
How many seconds will it take for Weidman to realize he's completely outclassed?
Weidman vs Rockhold is unquestionably the best fight (on paper) on the card. It is the only fight to feature two fighters that are inarguably in the peak of their fighting career. Both guys are coming off extremely impressive wins against other top ranked fighters. They are both big guys for 185 and have an extremely interesting clash of styles. Aldo vs McGregor might be an important moment for the sport and a captivating moment, but there is no doubt in my mind that Rockhold and Weidman are going to put on a classic performance that will be considered one of the greatest fights of all time.
>>63627779
>mcgregor destroys aldo
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447777889348.webm
>>63627802
I'm not sure what you mean, I don't think so? I still sort of like her but was quite happy when she got her comeuppance
>>63627832
what an autist
>>63627821
Rockhold is a better athlete and way healthier. Weidman has had about 36 surgeries.
>>63627815
Lold
>>63627819
What a dumb thing to say. there is literally not an aspect of fighting that Weidman could be "completely" outclassed in an mma match.
>>63627819
Guess we'll have to wait until he fights someone who is better than him
>>63627838
Some british guy has been posting about how cute Ronda looked when she lost and how sad he feels that she got BTFO
>>63627853
His striking is slow telegraphed and plodding, he's going to get stopped early.
>>63627865
Nah not me then
>>63627724
>almost
>>63627850
Weidman had minor knee surgery once to fix a lifelong issue and hasn't had any serious issues since.
i want chris to lose just because it sounds like i'm talking to longo and serra on here everyday
>>63627902
That and he made babies with a darkie.
>>63627902
the one guy is such a weidman nuthugger that it's pathetic
>not only is he going to win, it's going to be one of the best fights in history!!!
>>63627878
youre casual as fuck or just dumb. Do people not realize that Weidman was having no problem striking with machida or Anderson? You obviously don't know what you're talking about if you think he has an issue telegraphing stuff. He feints and sets up transitions better than nearly any other fighter on the roster.
>plodding
I can't even take you seriously. Weidman has incredible footwork and arguably the best octagon control in the UFC. Holy shit you're beyond retarded.
How long have you been following MMA?
>>63627928
since ufc 184
>>63627924
It takes two great fighters to make a great fight, I'm not trying to say any fight you throw Chris into will be goat. There's a number of reasons I think this fight is so compelling and it involves Rockhold as much as the Chris.
>>63627936
Are you a real fightfan?
>>63627928
TUF 3
>>63627928
Since the beginning of the end of this month is the end up with my dad and I will get back from the publisher using your PlayStation network, but it was just wondering how much you love it when we are going well as soon as possible.
>>63627928
Since my older brother started renting UFC's to watch on tape. From UFC 1 to about UFC 70 was all on tape to rent about a month or two after it was live
>>63626635
>Rutten
>>63627967
You just installed a keyboard with predictive text m8?
>>63627928
2006 but as a kid in the 90s I watched with my older brother and rented early UFCs on VHS.
>>63627928
1995, and i watched them for free on ppv back then, literally
http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/17/ronda-rousey-face-video-fight-holly-holm/
top lel, ronda on suicide watch
>>63627928
Only started watching because of the hype surrounding UFC 182. I feel like such a pleb, lads. Name me some essential fights I should watch.
>>63628031
What is it i don't wanna give tmz views?
>>63628031
>http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/17/ronda-rousey-face-video-fight-holly-holm/
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>63628020
how did you watch them for free on PPV "before" the Internet?
>>63628031
>tmz
Come on lad
>>63628048
Randy Couture v Pedro Rizzo I
Frank Shamrock v Tito Ortiz
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira v Fedor Emelianenko I
Caol Uno v Rumina Sato I
>>63628031
BROKEN
R
O
K
E
N
>>63628031
>literally tmz
>>63628031
Not giving TMZ a click, there another site with the video?
>>63628031
Holy shit
>>63628060
Look up what a cable descrambler is
>>63627950
yes I was only pretending to have joined when the ronda thing was at max acceleration
>>63628088
>>63628056
Ducking pathetic. Stop pretending tmz is somehow beneath you while still wanting to see content they produce. Pick a side, pussies.
>>63628060
Ever seen Cable Guy?
>>63628088
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/2015-11/17/0_gyhjv5jh_0_gizwt98z_2.mp4
link to the direct file, no ads
>>63628031
>People clamoring to try and get a comment
Hahahahahah
Also why the hell do people believe Mayweather actually said she'd bounce back? I found where that shite cam from and it was a no name news source. Mayweather's not going to talk to them for shit
>>63628031
top craic
>taking a loss this hard
just embrace it fuuuuk
how can you accept all the love and positive media if you can't accept looking like shit once in a while
>>63627928
Pride Critical Countdown 2004
Had watched mandrama for a few years, saw this fight and never looked back.
Travis please dump her.
>>63628099
Don't worry senpai I joined at 184 too
Didn't really know much about Ronda at all, maybe even nothing but decided to tune in since I was a bit bored
/heem/ ever since
>>63628138
yeah why not give the internet 500,000 more shoops of your face
>>63628031
Dat literal walk of shame.
>>63628142
>I joined at 184 too
>too
no I was literally pretending, I've been a fightfan since Cro Cop smashed Sapp
>>63628138
she looks like shit all the time so it's hardly a big deal
>>63628154
Do you get banned for fighter bashing for posting shoops on Reddit?
>>63628112
Fuck off TMZ
Did she apologize?
>>63628160
Sure you were, friend. Don't worry, we all believe you ;)
>>63628112
bloodyelbow and mmafighting are literally no better than tmz
>>63628154
>giving two fucks about the internet
and it's not just her face, I knew she would pull this shit; nothing worse than someone who doesn't go along with yin and yang
If you sit there and lap up all the praise, all the compliments etc, you HAVE to also do the same with the negative otherwise you'll end up on the bottle and an heroing within 5 years
>>63628184
phew thanks bro, was worried there for a second
top quality sports journalism
>>63628139
young Fedor is goat Fedor
>multiple correct solutions required
>>63628196
Don't get why they took shots at Cyborg desu
Unprovoked and then later they were saying how you shouldn't be laughing at Rousey for losing
>>63627725
Imagine if Aldo McGregor is a five round war, that could be the foty
god damn joanna cried more than gus and dc combined
>>63628189
wouldn't be surprised if she does go down that route seeing as she's struggled with depression in the past
Is the new schaubcast out?
>>63628031
now just imagine the second beating she'll have to endure at home from Travis for losing
>>63628224
plus the possible genetic component (her dad killing himself)
>>63628227
Yes, it was based. Said Ronda is surrounded by yesmen except for Marina and her mom. Also said Edmond is a terrible MMA coach.
>>63628221
Im pretty sure every girl who fought on 193 cried
>>63628219
What did rogan say?
>>63628255
Schaub's been saying that for a while now but never has it been proven as true as when Edmond was telling Ronda she did beautiful work
>>63628255
>iTunes
any other source?
>>63628263
They were talking about how they Dana was thinking of doing UFC fighters getting roasted and then someone mentioned bringing Cyborg in and then doing it to her straight away as her welcome. Tony (>>63626562) said something like "first UFC fighter to cut weight by chopping off her dick" and they laughed over it
Rogan was saying the people who are laughing at Rousey now are cunts and it's the weakest part of humanity. Stuff like how she put her body on the line and shit
Question, /heem/. If I want to see the UFC events cronologically and shit, witch event is a good starting point? I saw the first one, and it was unlike anything we have right now (and not in a very good way, although it was somewhat amusing when the boxer got into the cage with one glove).
So Holly got over 400,000 new followers
Joanna hardly got any new ones by comparison.
>>63628219
>Don't get why they took shots at Cyborg desu
Division has been shaken up, they have no need of Cyborg now. She should go to Rizin or something.
>>63628279
Being fair, there's a difference between roasting Cyborg (which Rogan admited he doesn't like to do, although his reasoning behind it made him sound like he was still in junior high) and mocking Rousey.
The difference is minimal, but it is there.
Joanna is too cute
its pretty much gauranteed that aldo was and/or is on PEDS. we can all agree on that
>>63628298
Holly Holm was somewhat known/popular in the states from before though right?
>>63628312
Him and Claudia posing with pictures of their USADA tests is cringeworthy. Jose took pictures twice lol
>>63628282
watch tuf 1 then the finale and go from there, you will want to go back at some point though
>>63628317
No. She went from like 30,000 to 460,000 followers in a couple days.
I don't think it means anything though, Paige VanZant literally has more followers than Holly, guys are just looking at their pictures.
>>63628031
Being a paparazzi guy must be so shit
>>63628276
Soundcloud
So how long until Dana White just gets rid of men all together and UFC is nothing but women?
Listening to this Joe Rogan podcast with Dana and his quote was "Yeah man these women are way tougher than the men. Women have babies and shit"
>>63628334
paige has 465,000 instagram followers, but 65 cancer donations
>>63628282
Just keep watching them in order. The next few UFCs get really good.
Check this out bros. We may have our post Holly win celebration thrown back at our faces when the drug tests come back.
https://youtu.be/3TB40XkRuzM
>>63628346
thanks family
>>63626562
>professional comedian
>BTFO on twitter by a female cage fighter than can barely speak english
lol little twerp got rekt
>>63628365
I've heard (don't quote me on this, tho') that UFC 2 is fucking terrible. Is it true?
>>63628369
>jason blaha
>>63628385
>McGOAT and Honda literally carrying the business
>>63628369
This is trash.
>>63628369
>Holly was in better shape
>Steroids confirmed
Butthurt Rousey nerd.
anybody else watching ufc fight night: hunt vs nelson on fox sports 2 right now?
>>63628385
>mighty mouse still headlining
do they hate money?
I am now but I gotta go back to work in ten minutes.
>>63628398
>>63628385
Those two cards Ronda was on were SHITTTTT. They were making so much god damn money with her.
>>63628417
i have a job
>>63627928
I started watching Invicta a year or two ago for the sexy atomweight fights
>>63628282
UFC 79.
Pride had folded, DREAM didn't exist yet and the UFC pretty much had all the names 'cept Fedor at that point.
>>63628430
I had tickets to 184 but got a refund when weidman pussied out.
>>63628369
sounds like bullshit tb h
also
>googled large clit
don't do this lads, you have been warned
>>63628424
for>>63628417
>>63628432
>he doesn't get a two hour paid break
lol
>>63627928
since mcgregor vs siver
>>63628385
cormier gus was a great fight on paper, 2 male fighters who are for all intents and purposes heavyweights, and to think it did less than 1/3 the buys of rousey vs. bethe
>>63628470
>he doesn't get compensated by the government for literally doing nothing
>>63627928
Either 175, or TUF 19 finale
>name one fight that still pisses you off to this day
condit vs diaz
>>63628539
rosholt vs.
dustin ortiz vs.
>>63628539
GSP vs Diaz
>>63628495
>on paper
>>63628547
Benavidez vs Ortiz was a fun fight iirc
>>63628571
Yeah, because regardless of the outcome the winner would've been nothing but a paper champ
>>63626656
i'd probably agree, Jon Jones for being the best undefeated fighter, and also having one of the most impressive resumes.
Aldo is worth mentioning as well, since he hasn't lost in a decade and has beaten pretty much all of the best at his weight.
>>63628571
Meaning it was worth buying the ppv ahead of time, Ludvig.
>>63628574
No it wasn't, he even managed to make Joey boring.
>>63628539
MacDonald vs Ellenberger
>>63628606
Aight, just felt some passive agressiveness sry
heres a brazilian cantalope
>>63628590
I like it
>>63628606
No, that was the Bagautinov fight.
>>63628539
Mendes vs McGregor
>>63628321
>>63628365
>>63628448
Well, shit, I wanted t start at UFC 40-ish, but fuck me, all of the fucking torrents are dead.
>>63628679
UFC.tv has everything you need
>>63628679
give me an e-mail
>>63628679
ufc.tv/fightpass
Why would Travis want to deal with this bullshit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0apsD8U7nc
>>63628697
how are they allowed to put "I'm ashamed of my face" when she didn't say anything?
>>63628625
Can Smalldo wrestlefuck for 5 rounds?
>>63628697
holly deserves a gofundme page
>it's a "Dana and Joe go full rousey damage control on the plane back home" episode
>>63628708
I don't see any quotation marks, bro
>>63628760
Where you seriously expecting anything else?
>>63628697
>Why would Travis want to deal with this bullshit?
because then he'd get to break out the red panties every night because Ronda is getting that McGregor money
Cotto btfo
>>63628760
>If youre laughing at her youre a cunt and humanity would be better without you
>>63628796
>proceeds to laugh at hinchcliffs embarassing 'roast' of cyborg
>>63628790
hhmm?
>>63628811
>Rousey surrounded herself with too many yes men who built her up too much
>>63628760
>Women are way tougher than men. Women have babies and shit.
>>63628815
title stripped
>>63628796
Dana white: "It proves Ronda is like Mike Tyson because of how shocked everyone when she lost, just like they were for Tyson and Buster Douglas"
>>63628834
at least joe took back what he said about this being anywhere close to Tyson Douglas
>>63628048
Shogun vs Rampage
>>63628708
TMZ knows what they're doing. Its founder and president is a smart jewish lawyer.
>>63628856
Dana just said ronda rocked holly a few times. I'm done listening to this empty suit
>>63628539
Shields vs Hendo
Might be p4p most depressing fight I've ever seen, hate Shields so much
>>63628834
>12-0 loss is the same as a 37-0 loss
Difference is, Tyson's fight vs Douglas was a tune up fight to get ready for Holyfield who was moving up to Heavyweight from cruiserweight. Holyfield went on to knock Buster Douglas the fuck out, and Tyson went to jail so we never got that fight when it was supposed to happen.
Protip: Holyfield would have won back then too. He could handle Tyson's power and keep moving forward.
Source: I'm a boxing fanatic.
>>63628905
yeah Joe seemed incredulous at that part
>tfw rewatching Serra vs GSP 1
>That based upset
>Based Randy on commentary
>GSP BTFO
I miss the old days
>>63628903
he went to chicago law. my friend got in with a 176/180 on the LSAT and a 3.8 GPA in philosophy from a no name university. but he defends white collar criminal scum for probably 1/50th of what harvey makes running tmz
>>63628905
She got stunned once, Dana's just shocked, damage control, le bald hyperbole man etc etc
>>63628439
All I want for christmas is a grappling-only oil match between Waterson and Tiff Timebomb, is that too much to ask?
>>63628826
bruh don't make me post a distended vulva now. The shit your mom went through is truly legendary.
Edmond in Ring mag
>>63628994
Philosophy isn't a meme degree if you're going to law school.
>>63627399
>Moist Nugget giveaway.
Bruh...
>>63629077
>Holly Holm, one of the nicest most deserving champions in UFC history, is going to get a shit ton of negative twisted press because of MUH RONDA CAN DO NO WRONG
Fuck the media, holy shit.
>>63627319
So she just has to break her fist on her and she's good.
>>63628539
Weidman v Silva 2
The Associated PressVerified account
@AP
BREAKING: Hannover stadium hosting Germany-Netherlands game is being evacuated.
be safe Germanbro
>>63629077
literally more bad press than FOX will give Ted Cruz between now and the election
>tfw just had a sip of my Ribena and there was a fruit fly in it
>>63629157
>cancelled
What's going on m8s
>>63629193
In the carton? So it was in your mouth?
Shit dude
>>63629157
>It's happening.
You didn't listen...
>>63629230
Suspicious suitcase.
>>63629157
You were warned Germany
>>63629250
nah cordial shit so in a glass, felt it on my tongue and wiped it off and there was a fly there
yuk >.<
>>63629284
>Merkel can win multiple elections
>He can't get 1% of the vote
>>63629059
>when she spars, she looks like a pro boxer....
>except she doesn't know how to create angles, she doesn't jab much, her punches are too wide and uncontrolled, and her head movement is shit
glad to see Ring mag couldn't stand to let this insanity slide without the truth at least being buried somewhere in there
>>63629376
They should make the next cover Holm again and just fill the article with links to breakdowns
Rematch when? Fuck JJ
diego will destroy lamas. lamas doesnt have dat foight in him
>>63629596
Rousey is a QT after she got KOed
>>63629574
There's alot of good fights for JJ, so let valerie's leg and face heal pls ;_;
Did anyone else get this feeling from Ronda-Holly's fight?
>>63629596
mirin dem traps.
How do I achieve Ronda's mode?
>>63629596
ronda has such a disgusting build
>>63629252
How much would you guys charge for removal of kebab in a pretty large country with about 5 million people in it?
>>63629002
Naw, she was just knocked off balance after she threw a kick and got hit
>>63629904
A barrel of pickled cabbage and 5 bottles of your strongest plum brandy.
>the standard going price
who here /rockstar/?
>>63630082
Takes too much energy senpai
>>63630026
We don't have any Šljivovica but I hope aquavit will do. It tastes foul but that's to prevent you from drinking yourself to death and It's got herbs in it for your health.
Now you know why Ronda ducked Manborg
>>63630269
Leave Cyborg alone she dindu nuffin
>>63628964
Randy on Cro Cop getting Cro Copped was the best commentary in any UFC fight
>Oh my God! OH MY GOD!
>>63629790
Ronda Gray Foxed?
>>63630572
Grey Fox wanted to lose, is the insinuation that Hogda's heart wasn't in the fight and she was looking for an exit?
I think you're supposed to go out on a high...
who here /pride10/
>/heem/ used to have one thread that lasted a few days
>not multiple threads in one day
madness
I've noticed an increased rate of
who here /x/
instead of doing it right
who /x/ here
what's going on?
>>63631144
spooky
>>63631088
happens all the time m8
in fact it was pretty much a year ago when I thought "wow heem is this huge deal now with hundreds of posters, never going back to the quiet days" and a couple of weeks later threads were 404ing before the limit
>>63631088
It'll slow down again m8. The next event is Magny vs Gastelum, certainly not fighters who have much exposure to casuals
>>63631144
Both work so I guess no one really makes a fuss about either but I see your point
>>63630845
Gray Fox had a strong deathwish.Also he wanted to be hurt to confirm he's still alive
This Ronda blind charges though gave me more the feeling of a child that tries desperately to cling on her favorite toy
Well sometimes life imitates art in a funny way for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K14y9uJlJjo
Based Floyd is all class
>>63631299
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/mayweather-camp-slam-ronda-rousey-6849111
>>63631299
>Mayweather has generated approximately $1,311,000,000 in pay-per-view revenue and $19,530,000 in pay-per-view buys throughout his career
wew lad
>>63631069
Gracies losing is always nice
>>63631208
>you now remember the refractory period
>>63631351
>you now remember wc 2014 when heem couldn't get to 10 posts
>>63631318
What the hell? Why do people believe Mayweather talked to FightHype.com? How do they believe he even knows what trolling is, or would say anything like that?!
I can understand anons linking it but that's the Mirror
>>63631448
>>63631448
>>63631448
new thread
>>63631299
Smart move by Floyd there.
>>63631171
>his twitter pic is big dunc
i hate being an everton fan, why would you CHOOSE this suffering
>>63631396
I'm a wcbabby
hadn't visited /sp/ before that
found /heem/ after I visited /sp/ once the wc was over
>>63631299
Do you think Ronda will swallow her pride and take the help, or will she continue being mean to Floyd?
Do you think Floyd means well or is he only doing this because she'd have to go back on what she said about him?
>>63631619
I think this loss will humble her quite a bit, when Floyd offers you help with your boxing you would be mad not to accept
>>63631289
>Roadhouse
>>63629596
>[Screams internally]
>>63631619
I actually think Ronda should start training with Floyd.
Floyd never even did anything to Ronda. She has no reason to be mad at him.
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