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Reposting
So who is the true GOAT?
First for Paige has failed miserably to reach her goal.
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/j2pb/send-paige-vanzant-to-the-chopping-blick-
>>63626542
MMA is an actual joke.
Why do you faggots watch this shit.
My mates made me stay up and watch the Rousey PPV, holy fuck, literally hours of nothing to watch 2 women fight.
Id honestly get more enjoyment from watching WWF
>>63626551
Forgot the list shit
Lets' compare
>GSP
Diaz
Condit
Thiago Alves
Fitch
Hughes
Penn
Shields
Sean Sherk
>Anderson
Franklin
Okami
Shael
Vitor
Maia
Griffin
Leites
Cote
Hendo
Marquardt
The Michael Jordan of grapplin
Leben
>>63626551
GSP, without question.
>absorbing less than six significant strikes per round throughout a 12 fight win streak vs the best fighters in the world
![1447727105095[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ESAwSa.jpg "1447727105095[1].jpg")
>>63626542
TONY HINCHCLIFFE
>>63626560
GSP refused to fight Anderson so I'm never even entertaining this discussion.
>>63626562
sheeeit cyborg bringing the bantz
>>63626556
A childhood friend of mine texted me literally yesterday telling me about how someone convinced him to watch UFC on the weekend and he fucking loved it and was asking me about the different fighters on the card.
Get fucked bud
>>63626556
Of course the britfag cant into wrestling.
Boy i could make you eat so much dirt.
>>63626561
>muh statistics
It's a fucking blanket vs a dude considered the most dynamic striker of all time
Only reason Anderson doesn't win handily is the failed test
>>63626562
>being less funny than a professional female fighter speaking in her second language
>calling yourself a 'comedian'
>>63626584
Maybe he's one of those avant garde sorts where you're meant to laugh at him
>>63626552
needs JUST hair
>>63626578
>boy I could make you eat so much dirt
Typical American closet fag
Leave Mighty Mouse to m- oh shit I just dropped a 50-45 to him what happened
>>63626568
retarded post of the day, congrats
>>63626582
GSP is able to blanket the absolute best fighters in the world and render them completely unable to enact their gameplan. Every time.
Anderson was 100% exploited by both Chael and Weidman. Chael fucking blew it in the final round of that fight, everyone knows he should've been the champ and everyone accepted that Anderson was not the GOAT after getting fucking mauled by Chael Sonnen.
I've always liked how people blame GSP for exploiting his opponents weakness. It's mixed martial arts, as in, every martial art. If your wrestling isn't strong enough to not get blanketed it's your own fucking fault and you got exploited, end of story.
>GSP isn't the GOAT because his wrestling is too dominant!
>>63626552
so what does she do now? $4,000 in America is like a bill for light dental work.
>>63626561
>Canada
>GSP, without question.
hooooooooooly fuck fuck offfff
memefighters BTFO
>>63626596
>muh nationalism
GSP flat out refused to make that super fight. So you can go fuck yourself about saying he's greater than Anderson. Of course he's the best WW of all time.
>>63626596
We get it Canda, you really like GSP.
>>63626601
Wrong one
>>63626600
Who's the GOAT then?
>you now remember it was only a few years ago when guys like rashad, GSP, machida, silva, sonnen, lesnar, liddell, henderson, Penn, Mir were in their primes and fighting multiple times a year
I WANT TO GO BACK HOW DO I GO BACK
>>63626551
1. Jones
2. GSP
3. Silva
4. Werdum
5. Fedor
>>63626615
>No BJ
>>63626606
I get it, you have zero argument and are entirely unable to prove me wrong because you lack the mental capacity.
>>63626604
>GSP didn't take a fight vs a cheat who got popped for roids!
>that's why he's not the GOAT!
Do you actually believe what you're saying?
>>63626608
eh brock should also be meme tier
>>63626610
Literally any champion besides GSP is a better GOAT contender than GSP. Holly Holm is a more legitimate GOAT contender than GSP.
>>63626619
>train mma for 1 years
>UFC champ
>>63626601
>giving a shit what fighters are /heem/ approved
the worst meme of them all
>>63626615
>Silva in top three after popping for roids
>>63626618
We've had this argument before
let me boil it down for you
>gsp is the best
>sure he's an all time great but he's boring
>but that's what makes him great, he has boring safe fights every time
>still boring though
>HOLY FUCK JUST BLEED AMIRITE GO AWAY YOU PHILLISTINE SAFE FIGHTING IS OKAY FOR GSP BUT FUCK MIGHTY MOUSE THO
>>63626623
>entire crowds of wwe fans cheering for him
>loses promptly afterwards
>quits
yeah, def meme tier
Anyone updated this yet?
hang on lads we were all getting along a minute ago :c
>>63626617
Fuck off
>>63626631
>implying
>>63626641
We don't have a pic of Dana's headstone yet
>>63626636
Fuck Mighty Mouse? He is literally arguably the GOAT, he's probably the strongest argument vs GSP to be quite honest
Also, merely saying that you think a fighter is boring does not invalidate that fighter's ability. At all. GSP's ppv numbers were great because fans loved him, fans that didn't think his fights were boring.
>>63626618
GSP refused to fight Anderson years ago. Many years ago, before the steroids was ever an issue. You're deliberately being retarded.
>>63626636
GSP is NOT the best. He got beat by Hendricks and knocked out by Serra.
Jon Jones is the best.
>>63626653
Silva is 220 on the day of the fight and GSP is much smaller are you stupid?
>>63626652
I get what you mean man, you fail to understand that I'm not saying he's shit. Just that a safe style of fighting is wholly unimpressive, no matter who you're fighting.
I mean look at Jones, he fights safely against top fighters without being a literal blanket.
You know, that's who I'm going to go with on this one. Jon Jones is the GOAT.
>>63626652
>He is literally arguably the GOAT
>>63626650
We have that "Here lies Dana's hopes and dreams" pic. Anyone have it?
>>63626656
This is unironically true. Jones has never lost and he's only 28 and already the GOAT.
>>63626594
>typical canadian projecting his homoerotic encounter with a mountie onto americans
Is Anderson seriously fighting again? What the fuck happened to "MY SON, HE CRY!"?
How's this?
>>63626669
I think he wants to take you down and utilise stifling top control for five rounds, if you know what I mean.
>>63626659
Thanks for admitting he refused to fight him. He wouldn't fight him at a catchweight btw.
>>63626653
>GSP refused to fight Anderson years ago. Many years ago, before the steroids was ever an issue. You're deliberately being retarded.
"Anderson would go to [170 pounds], too," White told media members following a conference in England last Wednesday (Feb. 13, 2013). "Yeah, he said he'd do it. He says he can make [170] easy. It's insane."
GSP refused to fight Anderson at 185, bud. Get your facts straight.
>>63626652
>literally arguably
>you now remember people used to claim Ronda would beat Dillishaw
Kek
wow, jones is back on the rankings
i apologize to the faggot i said was trolling
i exited my browser twice, and refreshed the page multiple times but the list didn't update until i literally cleared all of my cache
>>63626678
>catchweight
how does that make a difference? SIlva would still be 220 during the actual fight and GSP would be at least 20 pounds lighter while silva has the size advantage, shit might as well call aldo a pussy for not wanting to fight jon jones
Claujia Gadelha
>>63626695
Silva and GSP were one weight class apart
It'd be more akin to calling Weidman a pussy for not fighting Jon Jones, oh wait he fucking wants to
>>63626696
>she will never peg you
>>63626695
Aldo flat out refused to fight Anthony Pettis. He's just as much of a bitch as GSP.
>>63626695
christ canada we know you want GSP's dick in your ass, stop posting about it please
>>63626678
You see, GSP's safe style of career is one of the reasons he's the GOAT. It's smart, so you know he's great.
>>63626687
nobody has ever done that, ever
>>63626700
Anderson also went up to 205 and fought Griffin who was a champ and fucking huge.
i don't understand why everyone rides GSP dick
he DID win all of his fights but he wasn't as dominant as a jones or aldo, his last fights were really close actually
>>63626712
>wmma fighter
Damn I was gonna choose Hunt
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3FTVp7s.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>63626700
wiedman and jones are probably almost the same weight on fight day, compare the 2 of them standing together
>>63626712
Silva
>buying into the idea of 'weight classes'
you guys are literally keking yourselves.
![Anderson-silva-vs-Georges-Saint-Pierre[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A8fLjb5.jpg "Anderson-silva-vs-Georges-Saint-Pierre[1].jpg")
>>63626720
and heres gsp and silva standing together
>>63626570
>implying that's actually her coming up with that shit
i sincerely hope this canadian nuthuggery is a meme, in the off chance it isn't it's fucking pathetic and embarrassing
>>63626696
>JJ will drop her again in your lifetime
>>63626712
Marina Shafir
>>63626724
forgot to include pic related
>>63626615
1. Jones
2. GSP
3. Fedor
4. Silva
5. Werdum
Werdum will still rise and Silva was popped so he drops down.
>>63626718
>he DID win all of his fights but he wasn't as dominant as a jones or aldo, his last fights were really close actually
Aldo almost lost to Mendes
Jones almost lost to Gus
lol
>>63626725
never realized how dramatic the difference between 5'10" and 6'2" was
>>63626693
>not doing ctrl + f5
>>63626724
>most adult beings don't even reach straw or flyweight
>everyone calls them p4p of all time
yeah ufc is retarded
>>63626735
I think if Chris beats Rockhold he'll start being in contention, and it'll be solidified if he beats Jacare/Yoel
>>63626739
>Aldo almost lost to Mendes
>almost
>even close
There are people, posting ITT right now, who think Italian food is not the P4P GOAT
>>63626732
>his [alcoholic] drink of choice is coke zero and jim beam
full pleb
what are the odds Rousey has a kid now
>>63626735
>3. Fedor
>>63626753
If he does so he clears out the division and the only thing left will be a battle of GOATS.
>>63626759
be safe bro
ISIS said they are attacking Rome next
>>63626764
Name your top 5 then tuff giy
>>63626725
lol kind of like the difference in size of GSP vs. Serra who he was oh so happy to obliged fighting
>>63626763
If she has one with Travis Browne I will kill myself.
This lady on GMA right now is like RRR and ice water is her Holly Holm.
>>63626659
>le Anderson is 220 on fight night meme
Anderson showed up to fight Bonnar weighing 202 and looking doughy. He cut 4 pounds he didn't have to?
![Robert-at-the-weigh-ins[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WdXA6vf.jpg "Robert-at-the-weigh-ins[1].jpg")
What's next for him?
Though he looked really good, I see him losing in the main event of an Aussie card.
>>63626777
>implying it won't miscarry after she tragically falls down the stairs and walks into a door
>>63626775
1. Jones
2. Fedor
3. GSP
4. Aldo
5. Silva
>mfw every PRIDE 'great' was just the product of steroids and fixed fights
>>63626770
Hope they don't desu
Our security is fucking shit, it would be extremely easy.
Also if they blew up some historic buildings it would be absolutely horrible
>>63626775
1. Jones
2. Aldo
3. Silva
4. GSP
5. Werdum
>>63626782
Either Moose, or Machida.
>>63626795
Imagine if they killed some Christians in the colliseum
It'd be just like old times
>>63626759
[carbs intensifies]
It is GOAT in flavor, though.
>>63626791
>2.Fedor
lmao
>>63626775
1. GSP. Without question.
2. MM
3. Jones
4. Aldo
5. Weidman
>>63626792
>implying every UFC fight pre 2015 drug testing wasn't a roid head
>>63626799
Maybe, they might give him something less risky since they need someone for Australia since Hunt is so old.
They're obviously very keen to build Jake Matthews up too.
lol why isn't Jones back to #1 p4p? Wasn't he #1 earlier this year?
>>63626800
if they blew up the colosseum it would be such a fucking sin. I can't even imagine how that would make me feel.
>>63626812
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>63626551
This is Fight Matrix' list. They use an algorithm or something to determine it.
>>63626822
>division dominance
>Cain
>literally fougth the same 2 guys then got rekt
>>63626822
lol what a literal fucking meme, i'm not even going to touch that
>>63626795
>you now remember ISIS destroying ancient Sumerian artifacts and monuments
they really are cunts aren't they
>>63626832
it's hard to get more evil than that
>>63626832
they are but tbf everything will be destroyed one day so it doesn't really matter
>>63626822
>Hughes above Jones
Canada will still hop right on it, just like GSP's cock
>>63626759
yeah all right but don't let it go to your head famiglia
>>63626621
Never post again
>>63626844
>Holly ranked above Joanna p4p
Joanna broke her hand in the first round and still bea the shit out of a 135 pounder who is roughly as good as Holly's first 2 UFC wins.
She has already done the equivalent of Holly beating Miesha and Zingano.
>>63626844
says the citizen of one of the worst plagues on the world ever
>>63626551
Jones.
>>63626825
That section's for "at a certain point of their career"
not the career as a whole. basically how much ahead of the rest of their division they were at a certain point.
>>63626869
>Dillashit ranked 4th
>>63626822
>>63626825
>division dominance
>Weidman is #2
>has not beaten EIGHT of the top 10 of his division
lmao
>>63626865
>>63626869
lol the human race will die without a legacy and be less significant than a blink of the eye to the universe so @ me with fedoras all you want
>>63626866
Not that I necessarily agree but the p4p list is mainly a marketing tool and not something to take very seriously
Does Rousey have a chance of regaining the top of the mountain without sacking Tarverdyan first?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxFgVYyMcE
>JDS has only fought once in the last 2 years
Literally ded
>>63626866
joanna's shittiest win in the ufc is against juliana lima who i will literally bet money would beat 80% of the top 10
>>63626601
Can't Cormier drop down to a smaller class since he looks fat af
>>63626910
He's got really big bones though, tbf.
I mean, have you seen his thorax?
>>63626910
He already did dude, he used to fight (and wreck shit) at HW
He's really heavy set
>>63626817
If they did that you should airstrike the Kaaba tbqh, preferably during their annual mosh pit thing.
Chael and Mousasi's bods are underrated
>>63626926
Not a good idea unless we also go full kebab removal desu. Muslims already live in our society, and I think that even ones who are more moderate will be pissed off by something like that. It would lead to even more destruction.
>>63626759
>tfw decided to get Waffle House this morning because of that Anthony Bourdain video
>tfw it's delicious
>>63626904
>>JDS has only fought once in the last 2 years
his fight vs Stipe is literally the worst possible thing that could have happened to him after his Cain beating
>>63626950
>beating a top 3 guy is the worst thing that could happen
>>63626950
Might just be because he mauled Hunt, but I just don't like Stipe very much.
>thought he was the only young gun at HW
>look up his age
>he's fucking 33
Who's your favorite non-white fighter?
>>63626956
>a five round war is what JDS needed
>>63626961
>he's older than JDS
what the fuck
>>63626967
Conor McGregor
>>63626976
>JDS was 23 when he knocked out Werdum
>>63626967
How is this even a question?
>>63626967
Ronda
Paige
Excuse me?
>>63626995
>my arm's broke
>i don't care, hit her with your arm
>>63626995
i hate that woman
>>63626995
Woops, read that wrong and thought she meant her arm broke in the Ronda fight.
>>63626995
Not only does she do a job a robot is capable of performing, she sounds like one too.
>>63626652
>literally arguably
>>63626983
>JDS was balding by 23
>>63626970
The last thing he needed was winning a fight against the best opponent in the world available. Well done as usual Canada. I literally can't think of a worse scenario for JDS.
>>63626946
So what would you do then Luigi? Just take it like some swedec.ucks?
FUCK BEING CALM, HOLLY PISSING HOT!
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/holly-holms-endorsement-of-company-linked-to-banned-supplements-questioned
>>63627029
heem urself my man
>>63627062
I mean, did anyone see her physique? No other girl in the company is as shredded as her.
>>63627062
wtf m8s am I just banned from fucking everywhere and no one has told me yet
>>63627062
>holly-holms-endorsement-of-company-linked-to-banned-supplements-questioned
that could literally be anything and nothing
>>63627062
duh, she came out looking like gsp while fighting 10 times better.
give the canadians a break. they're a different breed of people. in an age where you can travel to the opposite end of the earth in a day, they choose to live in a frozen tundra.
>>63627083
Media outlets share block lists. You probably got on one of those lists and now you're a persona non grata to all MMA portals.
>>63627062
You can go back to the archives I literally said multiple times that Holly and PEDs was going to come up.
>>63627062
>mfw the only one pissing hot will be Ronda
It would be the hardest fall from grace in sports I'd have ever seen.
>>63627083
Don't use them. Don't change your IP. They're yet another group who hates freedom of speech.
>>63627062
What a fucking trash rag. You can bet your bottom dollar they wouldn't have touched that non-story had Holly gotten destroyed. They ban you for the mildest of fighter criticism though. Fuck Helwani, fuck Luke Thomas, fuck Nate Wilcox.
ruthless
https://the-cauldron.com/the-end-of-an-error-cbac04dc4a98
https://streamable.com/4pyk
nice little package of memories that we can enjoy for years to come
>>63627187
>Emperor’s New Clothes
Stopped reading there.
Bet a hundred on Diego
It's
free
MONE
Seriously fuck these bitch made dudes. Ohh you're really taking on the big issues in society bringing to light Holly's sponsorship deal. Literally go fuck yourself for caring if she's shooting roids into her ass. Nothing is worse than sports journalism.
can someone post the webm of Luke btfo goofs complaining about mma media?
>>63627207
Sports journalists are the scourge of any journalism class.
>>63627006
Do NOT bully Esther Lin
>>63627224
>>63627232
>>63627207
http://youtu.be/UA95HRECnRY
>@26:20
>>63627235
Maybe he meant Holly.
>>63627207
>>63627187
>It helps that Ronda is white
Ugh, why do they have to inject race into everything
>>63627232
It really fucking bothers me. Muh journalistic integrity. They'll bring this "story" to light in a heartbeat, but they'll smear any politician with an ounce of integrity, and won't touch the abysmal crimes our government commits particularly against citizens of other countries.
>>63627261
Yeah, there are plenty of reasons to dislike Serina, but I still think it's an insightful and incisive piece.
>>63627261
She's not even white. She's white hispanic.
>>63627261
She isn't even white! You come out of a woman's vagina who looks like this you aren't fucking white.
>>63627261
because college professors give extra points for that
>>63627012
You too! I've had it up to here with you!
>>63627278
how would joanna fair against ronda after what we witnessed?
>>63627285
Shut your fucking face. Seriously.
>>63627279
they live in socal m8 no one is "white" there because of UV rays
>>63627269
>>63627290
terribly, Joanna hasn't displayed any kind of skills or style that would work with Holm's gameplan (the only gameplan that can beat Ronda)
>>63627290
easily taken down and manhandled to a first round armbar
Are there any white UFC fighters?
>>63627306
>>63627290
rondas literally 40 pounds heavier
Was Goldie saddened by Joe and Dana getting a flight home together?
>s-see ya laytor Joe
>>63627306
maybe Gus and Gunnar, obviously i need to see the results of their blood tests first
>>63627306
This month is flying by tbqphwya
>>63627306
possibly. everyone is suspect until their genetics are in front of us.
how much furniture are you barricading your front door with come December 10th Heem?
>>63627332
Rockhold is of partial Irish [6] and Native American [7] descent.
I don't think so, Timmy.
>>63627332
>he's my age
god did i lose the genetic lottery
>>63627349
I'm starting on the second when we get our first embedded
>>63627278
Joanna a qt
>>63627349
Just use your guns if someone bothers you
>>63627306
>>63627381
>>63627381
kitchen knife is about the best I can do
>>63627381
>>63627279
>pleb glasses
>cut-off sleeve shirt
>mandrama shirt
Jesus christ
>>63627392
Fun fact: 'kitchen knives' in Britain are known as disposable butter knives in the US.
Just look at that serrated edge. Dangerous!
Did you have to show your ID to buy one, Winston?
>>63627399
What's the best gun to stop intruders from stealing your UFC Fight Pass?
>>63627422
Can you own guns for hunting in your area?
>>63627421
wtf are you talking about? Butter knives are butter knives
pic related are kitchen knives
I realise I may be getting baited here
>>63627441
>>63627422
I keep my account information on. Sticky note and taped it under my desk. 100% fool proof.
>>63627444
marvellous set up lad, top humour, you really diagnosed me!
>>63627440
Who needs guns when I've got a blast double that would make Ryan Bader blush
It's embarrassing how easy it would be for me to kill any one of you guys in a fight.
>>63627399
Enjoy that while it lasts. Buy as many as you can. The process in Connecticut is like UK's gun laws by comparison.
>>63627335
>>63627335
>http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/holly-holms-endorsement-of-company-linked-to-banned-supplements-questioned
What do the Colins on Wednesdays represent?
>>63627484
You i'm just gonna stand here and let you kill me?
>>63627494
TUF
>>63627484
Fuck off kid
>>63627422
TrueCrypt 7.1
>>63627507
i bet i could heem a wet grocery bag
a paper one at least.
>>63626542
>holm sponsored by shady supplement company because she needs the money and women athletes get paid peanuts
>this means that she took PEDs!
>turns out she's had 5 clean drug tests since July
lol @ sports journalism, they're literally grasping at straws to try and keep ronda legitimate after her hilarious defeat.
>>63627463
Don't beat yourself up over it Mohamed
>>63627306
dillalel
>>63627332
literally arabic
>>63627524
try again
>>63627528
he lost his status (assuming he was pure) when he race mixed
Will Aldo become a star if he heems McGregor?
lads what's the best way to send pervy messages to wmma fighters?
>>63627549
in person
Is Ronda bi?
>>63627549
Build a shrine
Show her your shrine
>>63627549
pretend you're a modeling agency or are a company looking for a new spokesperson, get her number/contact information and then show up at her house
https://youtu.be/b_LL_H7L_Tg?t=1h13m50s
Hello fellow aspects.
lmaoing at this butthurt roid manlet
>>63627571
biracial
>>63627533
You know Aldo seems kinda small now that he's off the roids.
I wonder if Goober gets tipped off if USADA are on their way to the McMansion.
>>63627588
He looks exactly like he always has, retard.
>>63627571
Straight as an arrow.
Does Claudia unironically think she's getting a title shot if Paige beats Rose?
>>63627602
A 'straight as an arrow' woman don't enjoy that much another woman between her legs.
>>63627617
Ronda would be grateful for any attention
>>63627617
i thought her vag smelled really bad
did schaub confirm this?
any reupload of Ronda is fine?
>>63627599
No he doesn't. Come on. He's Brazilian
He loves Jesus, dancing, soccer and peds
>Brazilian
I found a discussion board for lesbians where they are discussing Ronda and MMA. It's amusing. They're speculating over whether Ronda might be gay and one of them called Ronda a misogynist (???).
