After 8 days of darting action, we’re down to the final four at the Grand Slam. All the signs point to a Taylor v MVG final after both put in dominant displays in their quarter finals. Van Gerwen faces Michael Smith in today’s first semi final tie, Lard Lad having defeated Aidy Lewis last night with the kind of performance that shows he can compete with the best in the game if he maintains the right attitude. The second semi-final is the latest chapter in one of the great darting rivalries, as Barney meets Taylel. The Dutchman has returned to the top 16 after his strong showing this week, although over the longer format he has shown signs of running out of steam towards the end of the game, and it’s unlikely Philthy will be as generous as Mark Webster in leaving the door open for Barney to stumble over the finish line. Coverage of the semi-finals begins at 13:00GMT on Sky Sports 2, with the final from 19:00GMT
>Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 31 legs)
MVGOAuTism v Snackpot 2.0
Barney v Taylel
>Evening session (19:00 - best of 31 legs)
Singha Beer Grand Slam of Darts final
>Day eight roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1prqofykmv6rv1qae5mn9klpt2/title/singha-beer-grand-slam---saturday
>>63569464
>"Good game, kid"
Right on time! Thanks to OP for never failing to create the thread during the expected timeslot.
>>63569573
Cheers m8.
Reckon Smith & Barney will struggle to get 16 legs between them today, unfortunately
>>63569573
/180/'s OP is best OP.
>>63569603
inb4 Snackpot 2.0 upset win against MvG and then bends over for Taylel
>>63569603
>Reckon Smith & Barney will struggle to get 16 legs between them today, unfortunately
Unfortunately, this is the truth. But to be honest, I want to see Phil getting a taste of his own medicine by the green machine. Wouldn't mind him going out against Barney, of course, but that won't happen. I hope that Berney will at least manage to piss him off somehow.
Barney looked like shit towards the end of that Webster game. If Phil pulls away quickly, I fear that RVB will get curbstomped.
Found this on darts Twitter. Makes that German Wade fan's work look like a masterpiece
>>63569912
Looks like he had no chin.
>>63569912
>His smile and optimism: gone
>>63569628
>mfw this happens
>commentator looks nothing like you thought he would
>>63569960
Which one Senpai?
https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/665248821455159296
holy kek
>wor asstit
>>63569972
Pearson i think. Hes presenting today
>>63569973
>>63569960
At least John Gwynne looks exactly like you think he should
>british televised "sports"
>>63569973
>tfw asstit gets beat & bursts into tears in front of one of his heroes
>>63569999
Go back to watching 2 women flailing around a ring m8
>>63569973
>Then it's onto the wrestling ring for the rematch
P-please don't hurt my throwing hand, will ya?
post yfw smith wins the tournament
>booing van Gerwen
...
>>63570025
>you will never get to see Nicho tap out to an Angle Lock
Presumable Phil has asked to play second this afternoon so if he gets a pummelling from MVG tonight he can break out the "well, he had a longer rest than me after his semi final" excuse
>>63570025
>P-please don't hurt my throwing hand, will ya?
It's not as if he has a major tournament in the next two weeks.
Oh wait: he doesn't.
>Paul Nicholson is now 40th in the world
>he will have to go through the PDPA qualifier to get a chance at Ally Pally
It would be fucking glorious if he had to go through the prelim round and lost to some international nobody.
>>63570042
>>63570047
In addition, (as far as I know) we also won't see Nicho at the worlds.
>>63570042
mfw
>blubber boy
what the fuck is he throwing lel
>gunnar vision activated
>>63570068
He can still qualify through the PDPA qualifiers, but he wont.
MVG
It seems like van Gerwen doesn't even need to go into autism mode any longer. The threat that he could do it is enough to scare his opponents into missing the few attempts at doubles they are getting.
Who /all dutch final/ here?
DAT BULL
>>63570096
twl is back 2bh
>>63570098
Barney playing in the afternoon though
>>63570090
To be honest, I'd like him to qualify and then making an ass of himself in the main round. It's just more fun when there's someone to hate and to laugh at.
>>63570096
Count me in.
Tournament averages before the start of today's play.
That Taylor average would be 100 if it wasn't for that bodge job against Jenks.
>>63570114
Now that's what I call autism.
>104 average
>66% on doubles
its over
>>63570114
>108,28
Just finished a game against the computer 30mins ago. Avg: 48,91. The green madman scores more than twice as much per dart than me. And he actually wins his legs.
>>63570094
Definitely.
Smith's best game a present is the only way he'll keep up with MVG. We know MVG can go higher than a 100 average and keep it there; over a long format Blubber has never shown that.
>Smoth
>1/100 to win
lyl
DAT 111
>That 111
No snacks for you, young Snackpot.
since when does the PDC stream matches on their own Youtube channel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7SYuH-zAmc
Oh shit
>Blubber boy
Talk about getting stamped on
>>63570201
Oh so thats the source of my stream
>>63570201
I dont understand
NOT A SPORT GTFO HERE
>>63570236
>>63570246
it's not fake like mandrama though
>>63570236
>>63570246
>>63570201
Revolutionising the stream game here, shout out to Uncle Baz
DAT BULL 119
>MvG losing 2 legs in a row
THAT 147
>these fucking MVG checkouts
Lol brutal
Van Gerwen is fucking younger than i am he looks like he's nearly 40.
LOOK AT ME IM SO ATHLETHIC.
>>63570321
Damn straight
Goal body right here
>swearing in Dutch
Funny thing is: Blubber isn't even playing bad. It looks like this is tha maximum he can reach against MvG. also: Dat ton+ finish, again.
>>63570321
Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>Blubber in charge of finishing
The question is, how many times will Barney shake his head in the upcoming match?
>>63570359
>>63570371
One cool thing about darts is that you don't have to be a body freak of nature to excel in it, like running, ski jumping or weight lifting. Of course, you need talent to go to the top, but everyone can play at a decent level if he practices enough.
Neck has completely bottled it today
Pressure got to him
>>63570236
>some 35 year old ex-boxer KO's biggest star of your entire sport
>the biggest star is actually a fucking woman
>this is female fighting we're talking about
>the same female who thought she could beat the #1 P4P boxer
>even with a huge weight disadvantage and a pedigree of fighting day-care assistants and laundrette workers
>the city of em em ayy
KUCKED
>>63570138
That's just plain bad
>Taylel promo based around one of the madmen outside Brixton tube station who shout at you
What was Neck's average against Snackpot?
He's definitely not playing as well he did that match
>>63570405
I know.
WEW
Youtube stream stopped? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>YT stream suddenly dying
Hella epic.
I dont even
Wat is life
Ending it with a bang.
>cruises past Adrian Lewis
>shows MVG how much he's shaking with nerves after losing today
What sort of pathetic professional is Blubber?
>dat 170 to win it
Someone breastfeed us a stream!
>>63570461
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/grand-slam-of-darts-2015-live-stream-november-15
>>63570453
>>63570450
You miss the 170 to win? That would suck.
>>63570461
http://0eb.net/video/149905.html
He did throw that 43 on purpose so he could end it with a 170 finish.
>>63570465
Tell me about it
>>63570464
>>63570473
Thanks mates!
>>63570429
98.
Snackpot shat it on the doubles though.
Looks like Snackpot 2.0 picked up that double trouble today.
Still completely B T F O by the Autism Express regardless. When you're against someone averaging 102, 61.54% on checkouts from the same person has to be completely disheartening.
>>63570458
Blubber confirmed for only being able to play against similar players who are nervous wrecks.
Anyone dumb enough to bet against Gherkin for the Worlds?
>>63570525
>When you're against someone averaging 102, 61.54% on checkouts
You can beat that on a few legs, but it's near impossible to beat that throughout a full game.
>>63570536
barney to win is @3.75
really tempting
>>63570551
Who's 500/1 to win the Worlds, that'll be Eric's bet.
>These boos for Taylel
Based Wolves crowd
liking the legs and heels on phil's walkon bird
>>63570570
You have to sign up to his ponzi scheme to get that kind of information
>>63570596
>free 1000/1 bet
wonder how many people were dumb enough to fall for that
>>63570604
Lots did IIRC
Unsuprising though when you consider the number of mugs who follow twats like FootyAcca and Footyaccums
barney out of the traps nicely
>>63570584
why dont brits like taylor? i thought he was a LAD
Nice shot, go Barney!
BARNEY ARMY
>>63570646
Well, it might be because no one* likes Phil Taylor.
*May not include Wayne Mardle
>>63570646
Because Brits don't like successful people. Especially ones that are arrogant and behave like a cunt. Also he's a convicted sex offender
ogre
>>63570673
yeah that's you typical LAD
>>63570646
He is a Stokie who sexually assaults women in caravans and cheats on stage, whilst belitting everyone else in his interviews
>Taylol
>Taylel
Whew, lucky escape for Barney there!
"after spending over a decade watching taylor dominate the game completely and make almost every comp not worth watching when it came to finals, its starting all over over again
Now that MVG who is a total prick, and a worse cunt than Taylor ever was, is dominating it makes comps not worth watching.
If barney wins this game, cos taylor is shit I wont ever bother watching the final
When Taylor dominated , he threw great darts and was respectful on the oche,It was afterwards in his interviews and actions that sickened me but by then the game was over and the channel changed
With MVG, he one fucking ugly cunt, hunched over with his downy mouth wide open catching flies, coughing deliberately behind opponents back to put players off, fist pumping like a prick in another example of bad gamesmanship.
Then what do you expect from a dick who would cheat on his wife with a slapper from bradford in a grotty little hotel"
- Justin Credible, 2015
>you will never be this butthurt over MVG becoming the dominant force in darts
>>63570646
I don't think that even uncle Barry likes taylor, he just uses him for a cash cow while he can
>>63570786
>a worse cunt than Taylor ever was
no
>>63570786
>that horrible drawing of Taylel
If Taylel/Barney play like this against MvG they'll get stomped.
I forgot it was earlier than usual today. fug
>>63570800
Exactly.
Has MVG tinkered with his opponent's darts mid-match like Taylor did with Wade's at the 2013 Masters?
Or has he tried to have a go at his opponent after said opponent tried to give him a handshake following a Worlds semi?
Once MVG does that sort of thing, then he has a point.
I fear Phil's double trouble on Barney's throws won't last forever
>>63570848
mvg's opponents have been trash desu and he makes bizarre errors quite often but doesn't get punished for it
>that leg
ogre
>taylor break
>barney throws 60
oh boy here we go
how much free drink would you need to sing "phil taylel wonderland"?
>>63570917
Alot, but Wolverhampton isnt too far from Stoke, so Phils fan club have all rocked up
>this woeful level of play
>90 average
>extremely slow pace
>Barney vs. Taylor
1996 just called, they want their match back
>>63570917
At the very least a couple of 'Whitlocks Breakfast': 2 x litres Glens vodka, 1 x litre Famous Grouse, 24 x cans Tennents Super
>>63570941
high kek
>>63570917
At least >>63570947 this much, and in addition I'd need to be locked up in a caravan and threatened at dickpoint.
>>63570947
>>63570963
I'd take a bottle of Famous Grouse, sing it once, then sing Van Der Voort's version of Give it Up, regardless of who is playing for the rest of the evening
>double break
>4-8
Well, the illusion was nice while it lasted. Now let's all pray to the autism god.
Dartsdata fucked again?
>>63571036
Unless "Taylor winning" counts as fucked, then no.
>>63570258
Solitaire and candyland aren't fake either but that doesn't make them sports
>>>/tg/
>>63571045
Just got it back now, it wasn't loading for me. Wish it hadn't come back tbqh, I preferred blissful ignorance to this
GET IN BARNEY
>>63571077
>Barney now broken back and potentially making it 8-7
surely not!
also, Barney confirmed for joining Asstit's "sport nutrition" club: https://twitter.com/Raybar180/status/665121569845460992
>7-8
What a surprise. I thought Barney was done after 4-8. Hopefully he can keep it up.
That is a good promo for the World Champs, I have to admit.
>8-7
well ok
>90 vs 93 avg
Kek, Wolfie would've wiped these two amateurs off the podium
>>63571124
>Wolfie v Barney
good GOD that would have been hype
>>63571054
I can't get my head round how salty you people are for having your theatrics moved. It shouldn't even be on /asp/, /tv/ is much more appropriate place for 'wrestling'
>>63571144
/asp/ is fine.
It's somewhat similar to rhythmic gymnastics.
>break back after consecutive 180s
DAMNIT TAYLOR
>>63571144
The funny thing is, if they kept to a single game thread while each event is on, and didn't bother anyone else on the board (sort of like...err...oh yeah, /180/), they'd probably have been allowed to stay
>that 61 with the bull
>magnets intensify
>hating the GOAT
baka
>>63571144
Pub GAMES. There's a games board. That's where this shit belongs.
I guess since vides and pub games count as sports in bizzaro world where autism is a prerequisite for citizenship, we should have a golden tee general too.
...ugh, ffs Barney.
>elderly men in charge of holding throw
is this over yet
>>63571256
Well perhaps if you weren't so obnoxious about it, nobody would care. Eventbowls and power rankings are not sports too, and virtually everyone is sad to see them go, unlike 'wrestling' (although it could be argued that power rankings are the very essence of sports)
I guess if you want to ban darts from /sp/, you'd also have to ban golf. I fail to see the difference between the requirements of these two sports. Except that the latter is popular in the US.
>T2
This fucking crowd.
Why is Phil such a prick?
>>63571418
Decades of domination in an organisation that had no competition does that to you.
>>63571430
People have been dominant in other sports for similar amounts of time, but no one, not even Schumacher comes even close to how much of a prick taylel is
Eastern European qualifier for the Worlds: Michael Rasztovits. His record doesn't imply he'll be going that far:
http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerDetails.aspx?playerKey=9824
>>63571473
>PDC earnings in the last 2 years: £1,000
>€30 earned this year
Prime jobber material.
>that fan
LEL
C H O K E
>LAST DART
FUCK OFF TAYLOR
>>63571574
I was soo hoping for S7. But it wouldn't happen.
And so that ends the afternoon session.
A tight match between Barney and Taylor but once Philth opened the four leg lead, it was never going to be a positive outcome for the Dutchman. Some solace for the evening session is that Taylel's finishing was poor, as it has been for most of the year, with Barney actually checking out at 44% compared to the Stokie's 37%. It was the scoring that won the match though, with Phil averaging 100.84 to Raymond's 97.07.
In the earlier semifinal, it was "as you expect" from MVG, cruising to a 16-6 demolition of Blubber Boy where the Green Machine's lowest tournament average was recorded . . . 102.19. Yeah, that doesn't sound low, does it? Although he was never in touch once the score went 8-2, Smith yet again imploded at the start of a match by missing key doubles, which given his performance yesterday makes no sense. Will the fat shit ever get his head together? Who knows.
So the final, best of 33 legs, will be:
>Michael van Gerwen v Phil Taylor
See you in 3 hours.
Your one hour warning before the last session of the tournament.
>>63574499
Damn. What will I do in the evening for the next weeks until the worlds start?
>>63574841
World Series of Darts next weekend and the Players Championship Finals the weekend after.
>>63574499
Ideally, MVG should win something like 16-8 and make Phil sign the board, but that won't happen.
Also, in amazing developments, it turns out that Dave Chisnall DOES have a Twitter account of his own: https://twitter.com/davechizz
#ladsonthepull
>>63575105
So he HAS shirts which are not yellow.
![Chisnall-Dave-darts-003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7pBmctT.jpg "Chisnall-Dave-darts-003[1].jpg")
>>63575209
He's been in yellow for a very long time.
Prior to that he wore red and looked like this.
>U FUCKIN WOT M8 I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE GABBER
>>63574841
Funpost
>>63575105
>Winstanley is 34
We're on now.
COME ON AUTISM
>ITS TIME
GET COMFY
If Taylor wins this I'm going to join Isis
All these normies chanting for taylor
The first session was 6 AM my time so I didn't watch..good matches? I saw 16-6 and 16-12 scores.
>>63577205
>casuals will ALWAYS cheer for Taylor
>barney's like a mark webster
Fuck you Phil.
>>63577231
MVG destroyed Smith and Barney-Taylor was tight but shit.
>>63577231
Mvg was GOAT didnt bother watching the other match
>>63577205
This will make MvG's dick only harder.
>>63577231
Nah, not really. Barney was OK, but never really threatening.
Michael Van Gerwen is a Dutch professional darts player who was the youngest player to ever win the World Masters. He started playing darts at age 13, and has been described as a darts prodigy. He has never publicly acknowledged having an autism spectrum disorder, but he does appear to have some traits that are apparent in videos and interviews. He can often be seen rocking back and forth, and there are photo galleries of his exaggerated facial expressions on the internet.
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>>63577231
MVG vs. Smith was just autism and Taylor vs. Barney was just Taylor leading and never being in any real trouble.
>he made him cry
Fuck off Bristow.
>>63577284
Stats of the tournament: http://www.thedartsforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=481988#p481988
Everyone in the tournament averaged above 80 except one player.
Can you guess who that was?
What time will it finish tonight lads?
>the year is 2035
>mvg is playing the world final to get his 17th title to surpass taylor
Ill see you all there senpai
>>63577427
Did he even manage a score that was above 80?
>>63577444
Depends how autistic MVG is desu
>>63577427
Was it potter?
>>63577284
Autism /sp/eaks
>Wolverhampton
Jesus Christ at least do it in Sheffield or Manchester or something.
It must kill Taylel to be walking on first
>>63577523
>tfw I'll still be posting on an anime image board
>yfw magnets go into overdrive as Barry panics over Phil potentially losing the only ranking title he has left
>>63577556
In his final game against Kim when all pressure was off him: averaged 86.
>>63577563
Yes indeed. The Easterhome himself.
I've always wondered who decided to edit in pink floyd right before mvg's stupid walk on tune
>people aren't sick and tired of phil being in a final
>mardle
>>63577722
>Pink Floyd
No m8 its Shakira
>booing based MVG
baka desu
>all these Taylor shills in the crowd
Bravo Bazza.
>180 opening 3 darts
>177 switch
OH GOD NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>T5
>9 DART OPPORTUNITY
>FIRST DART OF THE THIRD THROW
>T5
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>63577756
Nope
>Charlotte liked one of your tweets
The fuck has got into MVG this evening?
>>63577975
Bazza slipped some e-numbers into his dinner
>87.87 avg
Will there be a pause? I want to get a drink.
>this match so far
>>63577906
Neat
liftoff!
>1-3
Thank goodness.
Fucking magnets
Not looking good lads
I wonder what's going on...
Hate this fucking sport.
http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130867
>MVG
>85 average
>no 180s
He's shitting himself. The '14 Matchplay's got back into his head and he's imploding.
Thankfully he's only one break of throw down.
>"Hey, Michael, great job so far this tournament. You've really advanced the PDC brand. Oh, by the way, your sponsors told me to pass these new darts on to you. They're non-magneti....I mean super light. They'll do wonders for your game!"
>>63578381
>their faces when
MVG is flat as fuck. He needs one of his autism hulk ups
clutch 48 from MVG
go Taylor
destroy that literally retarded bald fuck
>>63578741
hello jelle
>>63578741
Rude desu
3-7
Oh dear.
>DOUBLE BREAK
IT'S OVER
IT
IS
OVER
>those missed doubles
>>63578741
allahu akbar desu senpai
>this montage again
>that Taylor montage
One of all-time GOAT things
HE IS HERE
He needs to go full autism now
>>63578826
Bataclan 2: electric boogaloo is probably the only satisfactory ending to this 2bh
>Part still has hope
THANK YOU BASED JOHN FAT
classical dutch choke
Is he nervous?>>63579011
Shut up Reinhart
Taylor's post-match promo after winning this will be the worst thing in history.
THAT 105!
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
taylor no
>tfw you thought the era of TAYLORWINSLOL was finally done.
>>63579111
Autism will prevail
>Taylol
taylor fuck you old man just win god damn it
MAGNETS BTFO
>TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR >TAYLOR
>Taylel in charge of finishing
taylor cancerous choker
i'm out bye
Come on Michael, eat your spinach or whatever you do to turn into autism god. I'd cry myself to sleep if I see the caravan rapist win.
YES, 6-7!
>the caravan parks of stoke
