New Zealand 2/212
Williamson 102
Taylor 64
>>63556526
1st for kane is the GOAT
I've still got fucking curry ads on my fuck
fuck off shitheads making me miss the 100
poo peeland on pooicide watch
STEADY SHIP KANE
warnkek getting BTFO'd by brayshaw
if Nathan Lyon was a flying rainbow poptart cat, he'd be Nathan Nyan
>>63556606
If Nathan Lyon was a big cat he'd be Nathan Lion
>>63556606
pretty weak that one desu senpai
It's actually thread #20 mate
>brayshaw is a better captain than smith
heh. he's right, lyon should have been brought on ages ago with the amount of runs in thw bank australia has
Any quality fb cricket ironic meme pages lads
>tfw you started the "If X was Y they would be Z" meme in cric
le glasses man
If Nathan Lyon said that Hazelwood was good then he would be Nathan Lyin'
Where is Lyon? These seamers are fartassing around
Lads
>>63540551
>>63556651
fresh off facebook newcunt detected
>>63556706
>international rugby league
>Son's wife has given me her Xbox
What do lads?
Not often you see NZ 2/220 against Australia.
> Not often you see that against Johnson
Fucking Chris Martin hit a boundary off of Mitchell Johnson. Absolute joke of a bowler.
>>63556739
How old are you senpai? Ever ask your son if you can double team her?
>>63556739
ask her to fuck you
>>63556713
been on /sp/ since 2004 m8
>>63556526
ITS THREAD #24 YOU LOSER. THIS WILL BE RESTORED NEXT THREAD. MARK MY WORDS
Is Ian Chappell related to Greg Chappell?
>>63556758
Coldplay's shit
TWO
FOR
TWO
TWO
TWO
>>63556796
Is Ian Chappell related to Chappie?
>Hazleshit
Absolute waste of a slot. Johnson getting exposed too.
>>63556442
I was criticizing the commentry, not the player desu. He's just made a ton on the easiest pitch he'll ever play on, calling it a batting masterclass when nearly everyone has made runs on it is a bit of an overreach
>ModernUmpsPlz: "One criticism of Smith's captaincy for mine is his use of Nathan Lyon. Waits way too long to give him a twirl and then doesn't let him bowl many overs. He looked dangerous yesterday but we haven't seen him yet. All I'm seeing is the quicks getting thrashed around the park and looking benign."
this Tbh. Lyon is unironically their most reliable bowler
Tell me about Kane, why doesn't he just play for Australia?
>>63556526
>No /cric/ in the title
You raging casual faggot
>>63556866
This is the same excuse the Kiwis were using two days ago
>>63556857
smiths "captaincy" is getting exposed here as well
Anyone hoping for /upset/ here?
>>63556847
Is Chappie related to Chappies?
You know this might have been addressed in the movie but I didn't see it.
Is the schizophrenic poster here? I sense he is
Are they bowling on their legs a lot on purpose, or are they just bowling shit?
>>63556891
and we were objectively right
>>63556908
I unironically think >we can still win this.
>>63556891
i'd consider warners innings against poo peeland at hobart a batting masterclass, not his one on day 1
T20 > ODIs > Test
IM GETTING SCARED DESU
>>63556899
Bowling's worse than the field placements, desu
Good knock Bane, thank fuck for you.
>>63556526
put cric in the post so its easily searched for next time
My fucking cat just did a shit in the pot plant in the corner of the loungeroom
>Last 10 ovs 62/0 RR 6.20
Kek
>>63557021
Strangle the fucking thing
Joe Burns will drop Kane this over
>only bowled 8 on a road
he literally should have bowled about 20 by now. Keep starc and johnson bowling short spells at the other end
>>63557031
>LE BTFO IN LE PERTH XDXDXD
>Taylel not being absolute shit
Memesfailia on BTFO watch
>>63557005
>say wassup to ur missus bro
>all the Kiwis coming back out of the woodworks before the collapse
Kek
Remember when people used to say "for the win"?
>>63557021
awwwwww poor kitty cat is just comfy
>>63557112
what about epic?
Based supernintendo
>>63557101
Whos next lads?
What's the best way to play Lyon, to attack him or defend?
Seems like it's better to belt him out of the attack so Smith loses faith in him 2bh
>>63557149
George Rose
>>63557101
>>63557112
I remember when "epic fail" was a 4chan thing, not something 40 YOs said to try to stay young.
>>63557149
Mitchell Starc
gorn
>australian pitches
>kookaburra ball
K E K
E
K
>Ausfailian DRS use
wat do about this whole syria/isis situation, lads?
>>63557239
who?
>>63557239
Literally done nothing wrong
>>63557149
Kane Williamson fresh off his 300
>>63557239
Can we all finally agree whether we're calling them ISIS, IS, or ISIL?
>>63557234
>lesbians
literally the most boring form of porn
no penis no point m8
>>63557300
daesh m8
>>63557234
whats going on in this gif?
>>63557239
I suppose we'll invade Syria now, like how we invaded Iraq after those Saudi terrorists crashed into the World Trade Centres
>>63557149
what stds do you think she has?
>>63557300
Why would you want to afford them that certainty?
>>63557149
>tfw I was the one who started the Warnkuck meme on /cric/ with his wife's wiki
Is there anything worse than 30-40 year old single women acting like they're still cute?
getting nervous lads
>>63557225
wat
>>63557322
All of them
>>63557300
ISISISISIL
>>63557321
>like how we invaded Iraq after those Saudi terrorists crashed into the World Trade Centres
predictviz didn't predict this, i don't know what to think anymore
>>63557239
NATO need to roll in hard, glass IS, take over the region.
EU needs to close borders and start deporting.
I won't be surprised if UK and France leave the EU anyway.
>>63557310
nigga you gay
>>63557343
Could you say you're on... pooicide watch? lel
>>63557317
David Warner's wife earning some cash
>>63557335
they're desperate and in denial that guys don't find them attractive anymore and can't use the fact they have a pussy to exploit, for lack of a better word, men.
>>63557378
free kurdistan desu
>>63557367
sorry m8 but you've got awwwwwwww tism
>>63557393
>yfw Davey is the one holding the camera
>>63557427
yes, take control of the region and arm the based Kurdbros
>>63557239
Wipe them all out, get rid of brown skins in that region
>Ross Taylel is on 78
>Australian commentators almost complimented a NZ player
wtf am I watching
Ussie the Mussie has been dropped for the next two tests
I miss ridiculous meme fields in the last over before lunch. If your captain doesn't get at least five fielders around the bat he's a kek.
>>63557454
>Arming a dissident, radicalised Islamic group to bring down our enemies
I swear it'll work this time guise!
>>63557454
>Kurds
>based
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Du%27a_Khalil_Aswad
Davey is deep under that slags spell. It's too late for him. Its over
Nice cricinfo comment Based Matt
>>63557582
Seriously, why do people think the Kurds won't be like every other group in that region once they get power?
What happened with that BSA All Stars game lads?
>Usman Khawaja will certainly miss the next 2 tests
move smith to 3 and bring in the memeswell to replace bushman
>>63557623
what comment?
>>63557052
I wasn't far off
>>63557627
they at least seem to care about "their" territory. Iraq is too divided to operate with any stability
>boourns
>>63557623
objectively correct ofc
There should be some sort of statistical weighting to account for run inflation
>>63557654
Its on in 6 hours m8. A couple hours after today finishes
>>63557672
>Cheeky 20 in 25 balls before he memes himself out
I'd be up for that Tbh
What happened to the Jeff?
ODIs are objectively more difficult than tests.
>>63557724
Meant to say 30 Tbh
>>63557716
So it is. Thanks m8
Fucking hell Nathan
> CATCH CATCH about five years after it's gone to ground nowhere near anyone.
>>63556887
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR ACQUIRED RUNS
>smith bowling
lol
Will Smith get a hat trick today?
>no cricket show
>>63557618
>stoned
>>63557765
Kek clever m8
>>63557787
Why do you want to watch that?
>no cricket show today
How am I going to relive a classic moment in a retiree's career for the 50th time now?
>>63557780
Will Smith doesn't play cricket
>>63557790
>tfw having some dots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WrAs1r_w8g
>>63557780
Will Smith is an English geologist who died in the 1800's m8
bloody hell no cricket show
paris is old news now
Any chance we can send Khawaja off on a peacekeeping mission to turn them into le friendly Arabs?
I was there on day 1 and bored out of my boiling skull. This has been the least inspiring WACA pitch in years. Fucking hell a drop in at the new stadium would be more exciting. The toss of the coin decides the match, go in to back, pile on 500 and you can't lose, it's not even a contest with 3 1/2 days left to play.
After the embarrassment that was last summer I'm really surprised they're churning out the same dull shit at every ground.
Remember when Aus would play 2 spinners at the SCG? Remember when Aus would go with 4 quicks at the WACA? Remember when Adelaide was guaranteed to produce a result on day 5 regardless of the state of the game?
>>63557268
Simon Doull?
>>63557855
It was the 13/11 attacks. Have some respect.
Never baguette.
>>63557899
blame the administratros who want games to go for 5 days desu
why dont fielders wear helmets?
>>63557985
THE LAST DAY IS TUESDAY AND 100MIL DEGREES.
Not even the autistic Indians are going to bother waking up early just to watch that shit surely.
>>63558080
cheeky desu
Nobody is watching Warne vs Tendulkar?
>>63558119
Here lad.
Not bad but curry crowds are truly the worst. Really hope a lad I know keeps his word and went there.
are there australians who play baseball? where do the occasional major leaguers come from?
SOMEONE GIVE ME A QUICK UPDATE??
>BEEN WATCHING UFC
Who /ayy/ here?
Fucking Adelaide United, bunch of literal spastic
>>63558215
we have a baseball league
>>63558214
Not a lot of curries in LA, Dodger Stadium is like 1/4 full
>people doubted another 300 partnership stand between these two
kek
KEK
casuals the lot of you
Across all 3 formats, Kane Williamson has objectively been the batsman of the year. Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: you can't.
>>63558119
IS IT ON NOW???
STREAM LINK??
>>63557899
A drop in at the new stadium will be exactly the same as the drop-ins they produce for the Australian team everywhere else.
I bet this is just a ploy though by His Eternal Radiant Highness Emperor Colin Barnett to get everyone to forget what made the WACA great so they don't kick up a fuss when he knocks it down to erect his next monument.
>>63557855
I hope you don't use Normalfagbook, then.
Literally every attention seeking whore and their dog making the exact same "muh thoughts go 2 paris :(" posts.
>>63558249
Perth Glory mate, the club that has fucked over it's fans for the past 10 years
>>63558279
http://www.crictime.nl/live-cricket-streaming-7.htm
>>63558215
Professional baseballers here make about $40k-$60k a year
Cricketers make $1 million+
>>63558262
Yeah but percentage wise it's 99% curries.
Genuinely surprised they were able to shut up for a minute before the match started.
>>63558289
Good job they've got their temporary French flag filter pics up though.
>>63558021
pls respond
>>63558289
Walkcunt impersonator detected
hurley at bsa game i though warney got rid of her
>>63558347
How much do state cricketers get?
>>63558335
>http://www.crictime.nl/live-cricket-streaming-7.htm
Mad cunt. cheers
>>63558402
Shane Warner is dating Candice Falzon m8
>>63558215
The ABL is the Australian league. It's bankrolled by the American MLB.
>Atletico Kolkata
>>63558347
>Professional baseballers here make about $40k-$60k a year
>>63558347
yea thats why im asking you whats up with the occasional baseball players
>>63558416
$50k-$250k a season
>>63558318
will that game on telly?
>>63558381
They sometimes do mate.
>>63558365
>Good job they've got their temporary French flag filter pics up though.
I fucking hate this meme.
Every single week there is some filter meme to "support" some cause (to get maximum likes).
>>63558381
they do when they're fielding at silly mid-on
>>63558461
All baseballers here's goal is to make it to MLB so the best here always walk out and run to the states once they make it here
>>63558365
Where is the option for lebanon filter flag they got btfo on friday by isis also
Warnie's still with Elizabeth Hurley?
>>63558502
>>63558365
>>63558289
it's got to the point where I've literally seen people get abused and shamed on Facebook for making a post/status that is NOT related to the attacks
>>63558587
All the "it's too early for christmas" complaints would be amazing.
>>63558613
nah bro ended ages ago
>>63558587
fuck em m8 who cares
>>63558587
But anon, no one cares about brown people lands
>>63558644
well she's in LA shilling the T20 match
>>63558694
kek
>well she's in LA shilling the T20 match
how??
any1 used craigslist for a root?
>>63558720
She's at the T20 All stars in Los Angeles. She just did an interview with the on field commentor
>>63558771
hit me up in the men seeking men one m8, we can have a good time
>>63558771
I don't think Joe Root uses Craigslist m8
>>63558771
Locanto m8
>tfw you will never have fun playing for the Cow Tippers
>>63558790
Warnie's been bangin'/dating a 20 year old for awhile now..
Hurley confirmed side-bitch...
>Sangakkara 42 (20)
>>63558950
unfair that he's there Tbh
he'd still walk into the Sri Lankan team
>>63558947
He looks like he's wearing a rubber mask of himself
>>63558947
Is she a gold digger or does she actually find him attractive?
>>63559048
Definite 'daddy-issues'
But doubt she'd be with a pleb that looked similar
>>63558885
>Locanto
that more active?
James Graham finally won something lads
>>63559113
literally who?
>>63558790
Didn't know Americans cared about cricket
>Sachin Tendulkar's "fielding ability"
>>63559099
Just have a cheeky wank m8
Only hambeasts/mentally unstable girls use those sites
>>63559153
test>odi>wallop20>boreball
>>63558215
Baseball seems to be more popular here than cricket in the americas.
>>63559113
The pale faggot from bulldogs???
>>63559188
>P-PLEASE ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR COMMUNITY BIG STRONG /CRIC/
Pathetic
who /nervous/ here
>>63559153
I don't, just have nothing better to do on Saturday night
>>63559113
No one cares
>>63559251
Should be alright for a draw Tbh
JUST
>>63559281
>England opener bowled first ball by Ambrose
nothing new lads
>These fucking meme Boreball grounds
Taylor on GOAT watch
>>63559281
Is Michael Vaughan related to David Waugh?
WHO /9HDGIRL/ HERE?
Have we ever had a more based leader?? Why did they get rid of him?
>>63559161
also kinda looking to buy grass off CL tho
>>63559512
what's her name?
>>63559563
>Got booted out
>Based
'no'
>>63559512
Pretty sure she's a 9 news reporter, can't remember her name
Semen demon desu
poopeelia on pooicide watch
man this is fuckin boring
>Johnshit averages 7 wickets a match at the WACA
JUST
(Requesting pic of Johnson with the JUST haircut)
WHITE GIRLS
H
I
T
E
>>63559575
Dude w33d
>>63559563
I'm sure Turnbull feels the same without the 'Team Australia', 'captain's call' bullshit
>>63559611
literally poorious
>>63559611
Not enough 6s and cheerleaders for you?
>>63559698
looks like an anime character there
>>63559512
>>63559581
>>63559593
Sylvia Jeffries
>unironically letting LRPL score a sentry
poopeelia Ltd.
>Ian Healy
>>63559611
australian pitches are always boring m8
gonna buy a tenga egg
What's Jango Fett doing batting for NZ?
GOATLOR
fucking hell media milking the paris shit dry
>>63559715
I usually watch every ball of the test. this is boring.
>>63559807
He needed a job after he was made non-canon
Taylor on GOATicide watch
>ausfailian cLIcket bogans actually tried to argue that this wasn't a road
kek city
>>63559616
>he didn't save it
Australias first ever muslim cricketer is having HAMstring surgery
>>63559642
what is this meme
>>63559804
Just chuck some lube in a latex glove inside a folded up hand towel senpai
>poopeelian keket homos tried to argue that Kan "The GOAT" Williamson isn't better than Don "Literally who" Bradcunt
>>63559885
I like (You)
>>63559861
Funniest bit was Brayshaw banging on about it today while ignoring 416/2 on Day 1
9HD literally not available through Foxtel initially
>tfw no roof antenna
>tfw indoor antennas get such a shit signal they only get abc
Guess Foxtel and channel 9 can get fucked
Also BPL on Optus next year. Literally what?
SHAWT
>>63559944
TWO FER EIGHTY NOINE
Is he finished?
>terror attacks won't stop Dan Carter moving to Paris to cash in on his multi-million dollar club contract
#kiwibravery
#prayfordan
>>63560042
literally who?
Kane and Ross on 637/2 watch
Safe to be kek
>>63560042
Dan Carter has never scored 100 points in a match.
He's shit tbqh
>>63560082
Just a GOAT player in a superior sport to griged m8
>>63560082
You. I like you
>>63560127
>tfw your country has the GOATs in two sports
>>63560160
When Kane inevitably surpasses Bradwoman, will the poopeelians try to claim him?
SUMMER TIME IS FOR RIDING BICYCLES
ABSOLUTE SCENES AT ALL STARS LADS. WALLOPS GALORE.
>Taylor, Williamson tons drive NZ
Honestly getting tired of this headline Tbh
>based Kiwis let England win to make them feel better about the soccer, cricket and rugby
#bravekiwis
#prayforengland
My hot 8/10 Javanese/Moluccan girlfriend missed her period today. It's happening, second kid on the way and hopefully a strong male this time. YES!
>TO BE HONEST
Tubbs confirmed for shitposter.
>>63560237
>that Seppo sat with a baseball lid on yawning
kek
>autistic memespouter ITT right now
nice "spoort" you have here
>>63560237
Horrible meme. kys
ponting GOAT
1 5 0
5
0
>Warriorswinlol
Warnie to smash the winning runs.
Bitchlel Darsh on pooicide watch
>need 3 from 4
>wallop and get caught
>>63560454
Leave it to le Glasses Man m8
ONE FIDDY
hi where are the wicket
WARNE
A
R
N
E
WARNE GOAT
BASED WARNEY
>>63560504
>Warnie's on instead
Good meme
>>63560531
One at each end of the pitch you fucking mong.
TENDULKAR BTFO
>>63560464
>bowling Sehwag in the last over
Is Tendulkar the worst captain of all time?
Stop talking about the meme game. It's making me angry
If only that ending had a train.
>tfw this batting is giving me erection
>>63560576
found the freshcunt
think I cured my depression with B vitamins feels good lads
BASED
So apparently this tarmac of a pitch is good for batting.
>guptill
Lived in Europe for a year, finally started watching cricket... crazy seeing this game in a stadium so close to me.
Wish we had this game in the states, it's a blast.
>>63560601
The team with the only All-Star kiwi won again m8, be happy.
>>63560627
I'm glad this Guptill in tests meme will finally end.
Bring on Brownlie or Raval.
>>63559563
He got booted out for a reason
He's fucked this country up so much my grand kids will be cleaning up the mess he made
>>63560634
NICE
I
C
E
>>63560620
>that picture
kek
>>63560627
Guptill is the biggest homebabby batsman of all.
>>63559563
>we
>our team
Does this entire country speak in sporting cliches?
>>63560637
Lad I have a mechanical engineering exam tomorrow and I am tired of you cunts talking about trash20
>>63560742
What subject brah?
Is this still considered the greatest partnership of all time?
Stream where, lads
Can't blame the kane
>7.78 RPO
>>63560627
>all of the poopeelian batsmen except Kuckner and Kuckwhaja
>>63560707
>can't take him anywhere
>>63560677
So, I have no skin in the game. I just watched the 2015 World Cup highlights... who should I root for? I can't even find any US teams who are worth a shit.
Who should I root for m8's?
>Leave the Ausbabbies to me
>>63560742
>his exams aren't finished
kek
KEK
K E K
poopeelia Ltd.
>>63560818
It's over, bro
>>63560868
PLEASE ROOT FOR US MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN
Joshy, you here m8?
>>63560816
warner and burns mate
>>63560988
Yeah Kane has this game wrapped up
considering suicide lads
Poo Peelia Ltd.
>>63560868
joe root plays for england m8
>>63560868
>root
Stove WILL break the partnership
S M O T H
M
O
T
H
>stove shit
Kek poopeelia has been found out. Getting exposed as fuck and desperate.
Will Smith get a wicket
>>63560868
England tbhonest.
Poo Peelia ltd
>>63561076
I watched a lot of Rugby while I was living in France.
All Blacks were the shit... maybe because they're a meme team, but still liked the way they played.
I might just jump on that bandwagon.
Waiting for the hate.
Where were all the poo peelanders last week?
>>63560707
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/226492.html?class=1;template=results;type=batting
Literally averages less than 30 against all teams apart from Ban/Zim/WI
The fucking worst.
WalkBro, you here m8?
>>63561174
righto
>>63560653
they'll bring in rutherford to open next
you know it...
;_;
Is it fair to say that the "Australia is a good sporting country" meme is dead lads?
Who /gong/ here?
NZ to win this test by an innings
>>63561336
>Craig and Rutherford will unironically play the home tests
>>63561315
It's literally 3 people.
One of them in particular posts literally every 60 seconds with his memes when Poo Peeland are doing well, and is non-existent when they are not.
>tfw we bat all the way through today and tomorrow and then bowl Australia out for <100 on the crumbling day 5 pitch
BAT CONFIRMED FOR DOMINATING BALL
>all this shit posting
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
>>63561351
here
>>63561315
At the RWC parade m8
>>63561342
> NZ
> One sport
Also, how does this All Stars game work? Is it like NFL Pro Bowl? Who are these players? Is a big world-wide match coming up?
>>63561395
like I said, I unironically think >we can still win this.
If >we bat for days and bat once, >we could go hard at them in the second innings.
It's not probable but it is possible.
>>63561342
Dare I say it, yes.
>>63561489
Best at both codes of rugby lad. One of the best per capita at the Olympics as well. Is there a single sport Poopeelia is good at besides memepaddle?
Is Smith bowling just because he's bored or does he genuinely think he is good?
>>63561351
yeah /gong/ here
>>63561475
You wanna get on the piss? Maybe head to the harp?
>>63561633
who? what?
Can someone please make a version of the "hobbit hole" pasta for Rhonda Rousey
>>63561633
eh?
once these two get out we'll collapse DESU
Holy fuck this article is hilarious. Just how juvenile the Australian team gets here is ridiculous
http://www.baka.com.au/articles/2002/05/29/1022569795699.html
>the city of (sub)
>>63561672
He's better than Warner, worse than Voges though.
>>63561763
>baka.com.au
lel
>>63559048
Warnie's literally a sex god
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/aussie-mum-cashes-in-on-tinder-date-tell-all-with-shane-warne/story-fnk84xng-1227190377658
>Ms McGrath claims that, after a few messages and photos back and forth to clarify it was actually “The” Shane Warne, the pair went on two dates and had “one wild romp” in a hotel room in Adelaide. She has gone into explicit detail in the tell-all, alleging that Warnie asked if she was “up for being devoured” and referred to him as “one of the best lovers” she has ever had.
>“He’s very strong in the bedroom,” she added. >“He was definitely in charge.
>“He asked me to keep them [her high heels] on while he spanked me.”
>>63561763
>baka
everytime
>>63561651
> Kiwi
> "Per capita"
I just hit bingo
>>63561651
>Best at both codes of rugby lad
Haha did you miss the memo?
>>63561840
I literally see this all the time from Aussies when arguing with Americans about the Olympics Tbh
>>63561763
I love this shit, miss that Aussie team so much
>>63561727
>>63561727
>>63561727
lads
help me get the attention of BSAs
>>63561863
Gotta let the minnows keep up their interest m8
>US Cricket Business
OK... this is shit
>Ball had dew
Ok, this is really shit. Fucking Europeans
:^)
>>63561840
Can't argue with statistics family.
stove shit Ltd.
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
Kane needs to get to 202* to get his average up to 50.
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more like poo ball tbqhwyf
>>63559749
thanks goose
>>63562056
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>>63560868
GENERIC BIG FOUR TIER
>Australia
>India
>South Africa
>England
MIGHT OCCASIONALLY SEE YOUR TEAM WIN A GAME TIER
>Pakistan
>New Zealand
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS TIER
>Sri Lanka
MASOCHISM TIER
>Bangladesh
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP TIER
>Zimbabwe
>West Indies
YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP TIER
>Afghanistan
>Ireland
>UAE
>Netherlands
>Hong Kong
>Nepal
Don't know if we should have taken new ball so soon considering Lyon's the only one today who's looked like getting a wicket
btw, do you get a third new ball at 160 over no matter what, or it is 80 overs from when you take 2nd new ball?
>>63561100
>>63561328
Does it make you feel old and sad when there's no reply?
Does it make you hark back to the
>good old days?
>>63562160
Sri Lanka is Bangladesh tier these days
>Watching this boring as shit game all day instead of doing something useful
kek
KEK
Got all my chores done now for a cheeky few hours of cricket and a 12 beers before work tomorrow
>>63561994
lel
>>63562244
> 12 beers
Might as well crack open the goon sack, buddy
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>63562244
Poopeelia on pooternally poortubed poomage poontrol and pooicide watch
does poopeelia even care about this sport or do they only like nrlel and gayfl?
Shitposting and "banter" aside, after these first two tests, Kane is unironically my favourite batsman in the world tbqh
Quiet, humble lad with a very solid technique who doesn't act like a clown when reaching milestones.
>>63562244
krazykrezja on literal pooicide watch
>>63562330
depends if they're winning or not
poopeelia Ltd.
>>63561351
>woolongong
>wool
>>63562330
we "literally" don't care about this "sport"
>>63562364
>you now remember the Barmy Army outnumbering ACBs in 2010/11
>poo peeland
>pooicide watch
Pick literally POO
>>63562160
Thanks, cunt.
Holly or Ellyse lads?
YOU NOW REMEMBER that Memecullum is the next batsman
>>63562244
>12 beers
>work tomorrow
>alone
>being a functional alcoholic
>>63561203
"root" as in: "rooting for a team"... fucking savage
>>63562449
cant wait for him to be out without playing a shot as usual
>>63562455
All me Tbh
>>63562455
2 of them are me
>>63562160
>pakis
>not flat pitch toss babbies
who's rooting?
>>63562330
Australia is the only country that cares about all forms of cricket.
England and SA only like tests because they're only good at tests
Asian teams only like ODIs because they're only good at ODIs
WI only like T20s
NZ only like rugby and bandwagons
>>63562449
>implying there will be a next batsman
NZ to declare on 2 for last three digits.
>>63562455
you got me
>>63562513
Literally wouldn't be surprised. He has to uphold his meme reputation, so he'll either be out for a duck or he'll meme his way to 90.
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius, poopsessed poo peeland poofters literally on pooicide watch right now, lads
>>63562455
Two of them aren't even the same flag...
>152.2
Impressed
>>63562612
freshcunt detected
Katich brought it up on grandstand earlier, but I think the speedo here is out of whack.
Everyone's pace seems to be reading 5-6km/h higher than it should.
>Starc
who ordered pies?
who /nofap november/ here?
>>63562581
Off forty balls
>>63562233
Hell naw, even Karunaratne and Silva would be top tier for Bangas.
Mathews and to an extent Chandimal are world class. Monimul still has a lot to prove.
Herath is leagues ahead of Shakib but outside that both team have Sydney 3rd Grade Bowlers.
>>63562648
yeah, it honestly doesn't look more than 140
I think speed guns are a literal meme 2bh, half of them aren't even calibrated properly
>>63562657
Its a myth you fucking idiot. Just have a wank when you feel like it ffs
>>63562551
>NZ only like rugby and bandwagons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTEzQpZgIMg
Would /cric/ shit its pants?
>>63562466
>can't handle 12 beers with 8 hours sleep and a big feed before bed
m8
You cunts are doing alright now fair play
Lot more of you around too lmao
should have played siddle desu
>>63562551
designated desi boys also like cricket tho
>>63562716
thought it was just the drums for a good 2 seconds tbf
>>63562725
>drinking 12 beers alone
>bragging about it
How was your 19th birthday last week mate?
>>63562754
i was here yesterday to be honest family
Kek, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Literal pooicide watch right now
>>63562772
reminder I was saying that for the last month and you summer of cricket casuals were begging for my blood
>>63562797
I'm 34 m8
>>63562754
>Expecting people to be around more when their team is losing
There isn't a single country in the world that doesn't do this m8
Hazlewood averages 18 under Clarke and 38 under Smith.
>>63562612
fresh off facebook newcunt detected
>kiwis only 210 behind
>8 wickets in hand
Scared m8s. What if they declare tomorrow night on 800 odd?
>>63562754
I was at work
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craig looks like a builder
>>63562733
Is she using a toothbrush on her pubes?
>Lyon's finding it hard to penetrate
lyon_in_red_square.jpg
Reminder that these are poopeelia's premiere athletes and they are getting BTFO by New Zealands 20th choice athletes.
>>63562830
Kek
We do that we are always here
IM AT THE GROUND LADS. COVERS ARE COMING ON
WACA on suicide watch
>>63562885
The game might actually be interesting for a day?
what is the point of hazlewood if he can't be a partnership breaker?
Brendon "Sporting Declaration" McCullum
>>63562819
>last month
kek.
>>63562950
>>63562885
Doesn't really matter.
After a first innings score of 559, there's very little chance of Australia LOSING the test, even if NZ get a first innings lead.
A draw is the most likely outcome, with the next likely being an Australian victory if one of these gets out soon. A NZ win is still far and away the 3rd most likely outcome.
REMINDER I FUCKING WARNED YOU NERDS THAT HAZLEWOOD WAS SHIT
>LE NEXT MCGRATH
>LE LE FUG GOSH GAYZLEWOOD
>>63562959
You were nowhere to be seen after the RWC final m8.
>inb4 "we don't care"
You care as much about rugby as we do about cricket lad.
>>63562982
declaring behind is always based as fuck, hope memcullum tries it
>>63563019
2.5 days to go tho
>>63562993
Goose and Based Iggles have been making that call since 2013.
Fuck it's good seeing Starc ordinary again.
>>63563045
>RWC
literally half the country doesn't even know that exists
>>63562819
>>63562993
Everyone wanted siddle to play this game. It was controversial Hazlewood got picked.
>>63562827
Bunnings is having a sale on shovels once you wear out the one you're using to dig yourself into this hole.
>>63562927
It's a razor, virgin.
>Smithy coming in to gloat when the Poo Peelians are flustered
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>LRPL
>>63563045
Honestly m8 I had to google that acronym and I've never had an IRL conversation about rugby with anyone here. It's way less popular than cricket
>>63563045
What are you talking about, we were all over the RWC. All Blacks were expected to win; we weren't expected to make a final
Seems strange seeing all these new faces in the team. I thought the days of ragging on >Watson would last forever ;__;
vics smashing wa under based siddle's captaincy btw
>>63563019
>three sessions to get either 250 or 10 wickets on a day 5 pitch
>not a coin toss decision
>>63563110
it's controversial that Hazlewood was picked for any test game
>>63563075
>le johnshit will struggle
Goose and biggles weren't the only ones to predict it, its just they were the ones people noticed because of gooses trip and biggles meme posting style.
>>63563181
>all that shittalking of New Zealand's bowling
>all that wanking over Australian batting
>now they whinge about the pitch
tip top lel
Getting close to bump limit, I hope the person who makes the next threads isn't a retarded faggot who should kill himself and actually includes /cric/ in the subject this time
>>63563207
Gay image desu. Should change our flag to based Red Peak
>>63563019
We still let a burn out without a Test ton in 2 years rape our attack. You'd be getting the same results if it was Michael Neser out there bowling.
>>63563201
You were gone after the final m98
is bushman koala allowed a runner for 2nd innings
>>63563110
except i was calling fo siddle during the 2nd test in england, when the hivemind was still >le fuck le banana man
>>63563249
loving it Tbh
>>63563249
But NZ's bowlers were shit
>>63563283
runners are banned lad, you're not doing the whole "le summer casual" thing much good with posts like that
>>63563283
runners are banned lad
poo peelanders are literally absolutely furious right now
KEK
>>63563292
Warnie literally chucked a sad because SIDS wasn't getting picked.
It's a common opinion stop pretending you're special.
>>63563240
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63021762/#63022130
Reminder that based, elite, muscular Ajay predicted this before any of you Ausfailian cricket bogans.
>>63563265
You mean after the tournament ended?
>>63563312
>>63563324
samefag
>>63563310
yeah they were on day 1 and all of the 1st test
>>63563249
have some my world famous OC m8
>>63563363
and literally everyone was talking shit about him in /cric.
you are LITERALLY deluded
>>63563374
choice bro
>>63563366
I'd approximate from about 20 minutes before the match ended till about a day later
>>63563292
during the 4th and 5th tests m8. Everyone was still on the hazelwood bandwagon after we BTFO of england in game 1
>>63563410
this
there were no more than 2 or 3 people in /cric/ that wanted Siddle to play any part in the Ashes
everyone else was >LE FUCK LE VANILLA MAN
NEED NEW THREAD DON'T FORGET IT IS THREAD #22
hahaha lads
>>63563410
>all ten of us that regularly post
>bane
poo peelanders sure did run away quickly
you "people" are literally and unironically cowards
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LE FUG LE HAZLEBAD XDXDXD
>kane in charge of double centuries
OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
After all that, he gets out playing that fucking shot?
HAZLEGOAT
POO PEELANDERS ON POOICIDE WATCH
Is this /cric/ approved?
>KONE
>>63563521
kill yourself
kookaburra BTFO
>LE HAZLEWOOD IS SHIT MEME
Poo Peeland Inc.
HA HA TIME FOR MEMECULLUM
Poopeelia needed to bring in the cheat ball
Reminder Siddle would have picked up the wicket off his first ball
>>63563467
wrong quote, meant to quote>>63563363
>>63563468
well I'll claim to be person #3 then
I've always shilled siddle here because he's victorian kek
pick travis dean for the next test btw
120 strike rate incoming
New Zealand is literally doomed
>>63563521
baf lad
>>63563507
He has the same amount as Warner.
>>63563363
and warne was LITERALLY poorious that Cummunis wasn't chosen over siddle
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Do you think NZ can avoid the follow on?
>le bane is le good
>can't even score a double ton on a road
kek
KEK
>>63563617
>having the same amount of double tons as David "ADHD" Warner
looks like memecullum is going to throw his wicket away as usual
>154kph
Fuck Starc is turning up the heat.
>155
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
walkcunt on suicide watch
