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Can the band upset the US?
Will Klinsmann be fired?
What the fuck are they doing in a baseball stadium?
Begins in 12 minutes
First for BR
SÃO VICENTE E GRANADINAS FORTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRgaU9uUnA
>was planning to watch this tonight
>paris happenings happened
fuuuuuuu
>NOVEMBER 13, 2015
>ALITIBORE STILL STARTING
Ameribros WW@?
Can we stop losing maybe?
This game the potential to be more explosive than Paris to be honest family.
How much murderball do you expect tonight?
hey guys check out this very interesting video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUJFuRoWyWc
>>63531937
No it doesn't
>not watching Argentina- Brasil
>>63531959
Yes, it does.
>>63531963
the soccer won't be too great in this game, but I want to see who on the USA second string shows potential
Oh good going with the completely unbalanced back four again
>>63531938
i hope someone takes out jozy's and guzan's knees. they should never play for the US again.
I know he's from STL, but a bit surprised to see Ream get the start
who /wood/ here?
>>63532003
That would be great
based fucking altiscore
Chobani Yogurt would like to extend their good luck wishes to the USMNT.
>try out key lime flavor.
>>63532018
He's been pretty solid the last couple games, the bigger problem is that he won't get forward anywhere near as far as Yedlin on the other side
I'm glad Johnson came back after Krautsmann dragged him through the mud like an asshole.
where is college student?
Anyone have a good stream?
Stream?
>>63532129
Is he still out on injury?
>Playing literally who
>Still no attacking midfielder
>Klinnsman
>>63532139
Sign up for a free 1 week trial of Sling TV. Easiest way without paying.
>>63532149
No hes on the bench
>USLEL
SÃO VICENTE E GRANADINAS
>Altidore
Tell me when Nagbe comes on.
sack this cocksucker immediately, don't even let this asshole on the plane
HAHAHA KLINSMEME
>>63532164
get out
wtf was that pig noise coming from the announcers?
>AMERILELS
>AMERILELS
>AMERILELS
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>63532139
>>63532141
https://www.youtube.com/user/hira9999999/live
AYY LMAO
Y
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M
A
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FIRE THIS MAN
>>63531805
Wow lol GOD BLESS THE USA 0-1
>went to take a shit
>hear the goal
Well fuck this shit im out
what!!!!
>this embarrassment
>Yedlin
>Defending
Pick one
LMAO
KILL ME
hahaha wtf
nah this isn't happening
>>63532164
>USLESS
>>63532176
am i not allowed here?
It's not that I am particularly biased against the USMNT, but that defending was comedy gold tier senpai
>Klinsmann
>>63532186
>https://www.youtube.com/user/hira9999999/live
Thank you based huehue
dear god, just how shit the united mutant ninja turtles have become
>Jebus Christ
>The city of US of A
>le_golden_lel.jpg
>American defending
Holy shit is KLINSMAN still not out?!?
>zardes
>inb4 klansmann can't even make the hex
>>63532221
You can leave, and take Klinsmann with you
HAHAHAHA Welcome to the club america
S A C K K L I N S M A N N
>>63531805
Fuck this shit gonna go watch the Argentina Brazil game
>>63532221
you're allowed germanbro it's just
>getting scored on by who
Christ.
>>63532221
whatever.
I'm not sure if I care anymore right now, after this fucking year.
>gringordos
How the fuck do you allow a player in SEATTLE SOUNDERS 2 SCORE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YEDLIN!!!!
>>63532186
Thank you
>>63532238
Let him go to Europe Galaxy.
This is pretty awful desu senpai
Yedlin is complete shit tbhfm
>>63532252
is your guys game stil on for tonight, i really want to watch have a soft spot for my honduras bros
You know who should be subbed in now? [pretendtheresspoilers]nagbe[/spoilershere]
brb killing myself
I guess the emo gringo who wanted Klinslel to be fired is getting his wish
BASED USMNT
THEY WANT KLINSMANN FIRED
>the burnt-out shantytown of Jurgen Cringeman's tactics
It's quite unfair that the USA gets to play both St. Vincent AND Granadines desu.
>>63532289
Its pretty late because >canada, its in about 3 bongs
>klinslel
>williass yoghurt
>ventura
Jesus Christ Americans
BASED WOOD
TOP KEK
1-1
>>63532290
Nagbe seems like a nice guy but you portland fucks have me rooting against him
Order has been partially restored
>>63532316
i'll be there
TYBW
I've got Wood
WAY TO GO MANLETS
>>63532312
Top fucking kek.
THANK YOU BASED BOBBY "CHARLTON" WOOD
WISH A NIGGA WOOD
Bobby "fuckin" Wood!
Wood is shit, easy header, keeper should've had it
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Holy shit what a finish too.
>>63532328
What's wrong with Portland? It's not like it's Seattle or anything. It's hard to hate Nagbe if you see him play, he doesn't play dirty or anything.
Why is Yedlin playing defense? Those runs are great but leave him exposed at the back if it doesn't work
Thank fuck for Bobby Wood.
God bless you, the Bobby Wood part of Germany.
Oh God, Bobby, don't stop giving them that Wood!!
>4-1 US
C'mon Rolex
Score another one
give em the wood
>>63532350
this isn't hockey
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>>63532350
You're playing literally who's, you should play with 3 at the back at most desu senpai
>>63532349
You guys are slowly catching up.
>altidore
Good lord son
>altishit
>>63532289
So you are the fabled Concabro that doesn't hate us.
Noice.
Why is Altidore so shit lads?
>>63532371
OK that doesn't change the point
>soccer on a Baseball field
>when will this meme die
>tfw SVG scorer is a fisherman
>conceding to semi-pros from St. Vincent
absolutely embarassing
>>63532405
When you build football stadiums
>that population comparison
>THAT MISS
>>63532405
Not possibly soon enough
>>63532416
so never? cool
>>63532410
No he's not
He's a Sounders 2 player
>>63532393
Why would anyone hate Honduras?
You guys are the people's champs fo CONCACAF
>baseball field
Bobby wide!
>Wood
If I wasn't in a lazy mood I'd be making webms from this game, that miss was awful
>Klinsmeme still wont get fired after this atrocious game
>still calling up Altichoke and no based Finlay, Lleget or any of the u20 kids who are better than this nigger
I am seriously starting to believe that our federation is corrupt as fuck
>>63532416
We have football stadiums
Just not in St. Louis
>memewood
>a painter is on the vincent team
that's pretty cool and embarrassing for US
>yfw this match finishes 1-1
>>63532435
So I did confusion with other SVG sctatchman
>>63532454
Don't the Rams play there?
>Wood
>>63532380
They really could be with this lineup since Ream is really a CB
Nagbe when?
>>63532473
>Klinsmeme immediately signs a 10 year extension
If the US doesn't come back to win this 5-1 then I want Klinsy
OUT
U
T
>>63532475
Dome would have been turf over concrete, and probably not wide enough
>>63532475
Yeah but they have turf
US Soccer don't willingly play games on turf
>>63532485
Probably in the 90th minute because klinsmann is a retard.
Seriously how can Klinsshit still have a job after these past few months? Just how gullible and naive is Gulati and the USSF? I am still hoping they pull a lelverpool and fire Klinsmann without telling him an immediately hire a new coach
>girlwood
129th
2
9
t
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Watch out, these guys recently beat Antigua and Barbuda 2-1.
Is Nagbe even good? He seems like a shittier lazier Pogba
>>63532513
The funny thing is people keep pretending like he has some master youth development plan but he consistently calls up fucking dinosaurs
>>63532453
nah they just are keked by euro semen sucking.
>FLAGS
Bradley darling pls ;-;
>>63532530
Fuck you for giving us Diskerud
>Referee calling Bradley a wanker
top kek
>ref making fap gestures
Am I that perverted?
So Donovan said he wants to coach is it inevitable that he gets a shot at coaching the USMNT
MOU TO USMNT WHEN
keke
>tied
wtf is this
It's been all downhill for the US since they choked away the win vs. Portugal last year.
>"La bandera!!!"
Based Beaner Ref
St. Vincent deserves this win more than the US did against Mexico
>>63532536
I wouldn't say he's lazy. His biggest problem is that he doesn't shoot with his left foot and he doesn't shoot very much. Basically he needs to be more selfish sometimes.
>>63532453
Don't forget he called up 34 year-old Allen Gordon for this team. I'm sure he has a future and his spot couldn't have been better used
>playing a weekend blue collar team.
Where did it all go wrong.
>Oalex
oalel
This is embarassing. I'm going to the gym I can't watch anymore of this.
>>63532438
8-1 to canada was some quality bants
>>63532596
We didn't deserve that win at all
Twellman is the biggest faggot is us soccer announcing history
he sounds like he's trying to make his voice sound deeper to make up for being a manlet and at the same time needs a drink of water
plus he was an above average mls player when mls was even worse why do we have to listen to his faggot ass?
>>63532613
Hiring a coach who refuses to play people in their natural positions
>Zardes' shot
Not surprising
ZARDES what are you doing?
>Zardlel
>>63532627
Klinsmann believes we did
>AMERIMISSES
>sell Zardas
>>63532566
why? he can't spend a billion to win 1 title
>>63532548
lel you're stuck with that guy now.
>muh Paris
geez
>USA finishing
I hope based Guatemala wrecks your tight bums.
>caving to Nazis
>caving to Muslims
Same old France.
johnson is literally our best player
USA USA USA
>this is Altidore's prime
nice goal from the guy Klinsmann didn't want...
just fuggggggggg
>>63532698
He can
It'll just be for 3 players though
based klinsmann proving doubters wrong
>all of our forwards, prospects included, are memes who cannot for the life of them hit on target
>letting a semipro bunch of nobodies score
>Krautsmann still in charge
Pls let me off this ride
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JOHNSON
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ZARDES PLEASE JUST KILL YOURSELF
>zardes
never again
"The wall was a mistake" - St. Vincent
OMG ZARDES YOU FUCKING SUCK
>>63532743
Pls give Klansmann a 10 year contract extension
breaking: zardes still shit
Dare I say it?
glad to see Colin Kaepernick succeeding in some form of football
>St Vincent and granades
JOZY BABY
Goal
FUCKING FINALLY HE DOES SOMETHING
Holy fuck Altidore actually did something
>Johnson being goat again
Still, fire klinsmann desu. This team is the worst team Ive seen in a decade
OH FUCK NOW ALTIBORE IS GOING TO KEEP GETTING CAPS
>no one guarding Altidore
Wew
Surprised Altidore didn't fuck that up
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Why are we celebrating like WHO THE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING
>>63532800
still not as disappointing as 06 WC
Just give us the match!
>Altishit is our 4th top leading scorer
>Altishit
Why cant we produce good strikers?
>>63532811
They must have thought he had as much chance to do anything this game as we did, lel.
Altidore be getting 20 caps per goal.
Another 4 years of Altidore is in our horizon, gentlemen.
>>63532825
/this
>>63532837
Brian McBride m8
We have a dangerous lead now, Nagbe when?
>>63532837
Cause they all play other sports instead
>>63532830
Nope. At least we tied against the WC champions Italy that WC. This team is the biggest joke so far. This game should be 10-0 with all the choked sitters in this game
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>standing at the back post
>clever run
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH?
>people unironically celebrating beating a team with a fucking part time painter on it
>Altishit scoring
reee desu
>>63532811
tbf he looks like one of them, can't blame them for getting confused
>keeper is /heem/
>almost get a meme goal
>Altshit
>Shooting
Pick one
>No Nagbe
>No Lleget
>No Finlay
>No Miazga or Nagbe subbed in
JUST SUB IN SOMEONE DECENT FOR ONCE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING KRAUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63532837
>Why cant we produce good strikers
Pls don't complain
We're still using Carlos "Coelacanth" Ruiz as out star striker
Who /pelvicthrustingduringdrums/ here?
>>63532871
Scoring 1 goal in group play isn't disappointing?
ok, idiot.
What's the score lads? Anyone got a stream? Im watching Huezil and Argentina on the side
>>63532920
OMG YAAAAAAASS
>>63532919
Seriously pescadito still playing?
>>63532920
It's not a USA game without drums.
>altidore diving
Jesus Christ. We are already up two against the little sisters of the poor.
W O O D
S H I T
>>63532915
>No lleget on the NT
>wish a nigga wood
>>63532919
Based Ruiz tho.
Brought a championship with Donovan to LA. Will always love based pescadito. Makes my dad's country proud.
>>63532950
3-1 US
Wood
Johnson
Altidore
>>63532968
Yes
This is supposed to be his last WC qualifying
Either we can't produce good strikers or Sopenco can't let go.
Maybe a bit of column a and a bit of column b
>Possession 85%-15%
Some of the players from St. Vincent haven't even touched the ball.
Mfw
>US struggle scoring on the run of play
>can only score on set pieces
this isn't even klinnsmeme fault, >we still can't produce decent players
>Altilel diving against literally whos
Emfuckingbarrassing. Why is this nigger still playing?
It should be about
>7-1
right now.
whats the score can't find a good website help
>>63533055
And now you've banned headers so in the future you won't score from open play or set pieces.
Good Job Klinsmann
>>63533096
livescore.com
>>63533055
Tbf USA has had nice passes in the opposition's box
These players just can't finish for shit
>>63533105
Kids under 10 can't head the ball for shit anyway
>>63533105
Oh yeah, 6 year old's header training is the biggest threat facing team USA
>>63533055
Klinsmann is the reason though. He plays everyone out of position and doesnt give them a gameplan whatsoever. Im surprised with the amount of games we've won with him as our shitty coach
yedlin more like shitlin
so what time meximemes vs salvakek starts ?
>yedlin
how the fuck did Bob Bradley miss that wide shot from 22 couldn't even get it on target he's fucking me over in Draft Kings
>>63533167
1 bong, 2 bings
>>63533167
Guatemala vs T&T starting now
In one Bong:
Mex- Salv
CR- Haiti
Jamaica- Panama
2 Bongs
Honduras-Canada
Guatemala-T&T match is about to start if anyone cares
>>63530905
>>63530905
>>63530905
>>63533209
Sorry but nobody really cares.
>>63533209
shit man if anything we should have made just one thread for all the games since there is not that many peps from every country that can post unlike eurokeks
>>63533183
USE PROMO CODE "FUCCBOI"
THAT'S "FUCCBOI"
the fat guy with gray hair looks way to happy talking about Paris
>>63533260
TOP
KEK
>>63533257
mexico and america should have separate threads, everyone else can combine
>>63533257
We had another thread, but then someone decided to make a US vs St. Memes thread
>>63533257
Ther's already something akin to that
>>63523836
>the Burnie Grill lass wants the D
>sitting in on New Year's Eve and watching amateur football
pleb/10
Why are the college football playoffs on New Years' Eve?
>>63533355
>Not watching college football whenever it's on
Why are you such a faggot?
>>63531805
>el Azteca is empty as fuck
hard times it seems
>>63533359
SHEKELS
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>>63533396
It's probably gonna cost them money
>>63533387
Probably because I can maintain a social life.
How's that beta uprising working out for you?
>>63533434
>Choosing social life over sports
I doubt you have one considering you're here on a Friday night
>>63533395
People don't want to get shot or blown up tonight.
>zardes is still in
>>63533464
Nice thinking skills, jackass
>Jones
Put em in a coffin bruh!!' LMAO
GEOFF
yay usa, etc, etc
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really wished US was in a harder group
would be more exciting then this mess
>goals just keep pouring on
>>63533657
Fuck that
It looks hard enough as it is
>>63533657
If you had a harder group Klinsmann wouldn't get tenure coaching the USMNT
>>63533657
the hex'll be hard enough
>altikuck
someone please blow his knee out
Is Altidore the worst player on earth?
>Altidore diving against a team full of painters
shaking my head to be honest family
Where the FUCK is Nagbe and Miazga?
Yes Zardes
This bud's for you.
(faget)
>>63533803
inb4 Klansmann doesn't play Miazga and Poland steals him
Miazga when? We gotta lock him down before the Poles steal him
What the fuck is Yedlin doing with that lesbian haircut?
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>score again
>tfw lesser teams try to come at you
>>63533832
Looks good desu
>>63533803
There he is faggot
A guy on this team plays for Maidenhead United
>non-league Maidenhead United
Congrats to America for beating a USL quality side tonight
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>>63533869
Okay, they didn't get to choose their opposition.
This field plays a whole lot better than Yankee Stadium
>>63533898
true, but someone's going to think this game means something positive for America, when it means nothing because the opp is shit
Dat Red Bulls defense
>tfw Vincentian born but lived in US for most of life
>Family erupts over this
>The excitement when we made the first shot
>mfw everything else
Oh god this is pain.
that goalkeeper be spilling his spaghetti mang
>>63533974
Dude chill you should be proud, at least you scored
>>63533974
What did you expect?
St. Vincent GK is women soccer tier fug
>>63533974
Parlez-vous français?
Do you feel american or st. vincentian?
St. Vincent is so poor they need Altidore to act as medic
Is Miazga playing rn? Did we tie him down to our team over Poland? Because he and CV are our only decent defenders
>>63533869
USL teams are probably better than this SVG team tbhfam
>not subbing altidore off
ok im getting tired of this meme now
So did we draw the easiest group, and Mexico the hardest?
>>63534010
Yea he's on his ours now
I am more surprised about the fact the stadium is actually filled
LE COLLEGE MAN
>>63534010
Miazga is in
>>63534015
proabably, considering SVG's goal scorer looks like their best player and he plays in USL
who are the meme players on our side
>le collelge meme subbed in
>Altimeme and Jordan Mormeme
>>63533995
>>63533998
I am proud. I'm glad to have some form of pride for my island. The family's exploding and it's fucking great.
>>63534005
I regret not learning any french from my father in St. Lucia. I may not be too involved in the country but I definitely feel more Vincentian.
>Nick-err-egg-you-eh
6-1
>niggeriraqua
welp
>6-1
>six to one
Who the fuck is that man
>Altishit scoring again
REEEEEEEEE
>Altibore gaining confidence by scoring against a team with a part-time player/painter
WE DID IT GUYS USA WON TBHONEST
7-1 when
How many goals from deflections has beed today?
2-3? Lady luck has been on your side tonight
>>63534085
You should start learning french now, pretty awesome language, just stay clear from France for a while
Yedlin has a tramp stamp and look at his haircut. Is he officially THE fuccboi?
>>63534159
Oh yeah, my attention is more on that than the game. Some absolutely historical shit is taking place.
>JOZY LOVES SCORING LIKE A FAT KID LOVES EATING CAKE
JOZY LOVES SCORING LIKE A FAT KID LOVES EATING CAKE
>JOZY LOVES SCORING LIKE A FAT KID LOVES EATING CAKE
JOZY LOVES SCORING LIKE A FAT KID LOVES EATING CAKE
>JOZY LOVES SCORING LIKE A FAT KID LOVES EATING CAKE
JOZY LOVES SCORING LIKE A FAT KID LOVES EATING CAKE
>dat Miazga
WHO CAN STOP US?
>>63534159
All these horrible misses counter that
>>63534192
I cringed tbqfh (to be quite fairly honest)
>>63534190
did they get those people out of the club yet? Shit got too real for me.
>>63534198
Mexico, Costa Rica, Jamaica, Panama, Trinidad on the road...
Just dawned on me its Friday night
>>63534225
Over 100 dead in club.
>>63534246
The year is 2015
The president is Obama
>>63534221
Don't you know where it came from?
>>63534277
Christ. Maybe this'll make France finally empty out the banlieues. Definitely gonna break out the whiskey for that.
>>63531805
We will avenge you Caribbean bros.
>>63534277
>tfw i have a friend whos been a father figure to me since i was like 12 in Paris right now
>i still havent heard a single thing
David Luiz just got a red card
>>63534295
Hey did you hear Simon Dawkins is rumored to go back to San Jose?
"W-w-why did you s-s-stop calling me Anon? Did I do something wrong?"
>>63534325
We'll give you back Rihanna if we get 3 points
>>63534325
Please do so
If Klinsmeme can't get six points he'll be canned
>>63534367
Please be true. For the love of god let this happen
>SJ get Beitashour, Gordon and Dawkins back this preseason
>>63534325
>implying
You guys are playing like shit m8
>>63534374
We will take three points and you have to keep Nicki Minaj forever.
>>63534356
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Today was not a good day
This....then Paris, I'm tired
Anyone gonna watch canada choke against honduras?
This game is the Harlem globetrotters vs. The Generals of soccer.
>>63534437
Tis okay son, you can sleep on my crotch
>>63534409
No Gordo. You can have Buddle.
>>63534430
>implying im not either changing to FS1 or turning the tv off once an espn game is over
>>63534473
that's pretty much every US/Mexico game outside of the Hex
This must be how New Zealand feels over in OFC
>>63534437
At least you guys had an exciting game in the beginning.
Good luck in your other group games!
>Guatemala wins today
>Honduras wins today
>El Salvador wins today
>mfw
>>63534496
Gordon actually wanted to stay in San Jose. I fucking hate Doyle so god damn much
Haven't watched much of the game but how were Nagbe and Miazga?
>>63534551
nagbe invisible and miazga barely challenged
>>63534528
I highly doubt Honduras will win, they have been playing like crap and have no offense.
>Maradiaga is the coach of El Salvador
my sides
>>63534551
pretty meh but they're new so it's expected. they're cap-tied now so that's good
>inb4 Twellman goes on a rant saying that the Paris attacks would have been prevented if they had proper head protection
>>63534598
primi is not half bad as coach but he needs to whip salvadoran players so they'll turn up when they have to.
well we literally learned nothing new
US can beat a bunch of amateurs, I guess
>Nagbe did bretty gud
>>63534711
>Caleb Porter the o.g. Fuccboi
>Forgot about this game was happening because of the Paris attack
Fuck you ISIS
