i want them to
i just dont think they will
minimum: get out the fucking group, lose on penalties next round
>>63486893
Fuck off ABE
>>63486472
>50 (fifty) years of hurt
>>63487081
>implying you're over 19
Daily reminder that the Netherlands will not end up 2nd.
>>63486472
why do they all look like mongs
look at the chap on the left
>>63487081
>0 (zero) World War victories
>1,500,000 (one point five million) refugees
no it's going to based Iceland. it's coming home
>>63487281
How come Holland didn't even qualify? They made it to the semi finals of the WC just a year ago.
>>63487322
Holland doesn't even have a national team senpai
>>63487269
kek Turkish btfo
>>63486472
That fucking dude on the left has no mother fucking front teeth. holy shit my fucking sides
>English people's teeth
You need more than one (one) point to make out of the group, even at the euro.
England were the one of the best teams at the World Cup despite being in the hardest group. We were very unlucky not to go through. We will surprise people in 2016.
Germany's rating is bloated due to that ridiculous Brazil game.
The most likely winners in order are:
1.France
2.Germany
3.England
>>63487398
England was complete garbage at the WC
Football is finally coming home after 50 years of hurt
It's literally perfect
>>63487398
>Using some meme stat
They got 1 (one) point. That's all you need to know
>>63487408
That's because they hadn't discovered elite talent like Vardy back then
>>63487408
>>63487419
Only retards deny that football has an element of randomness
if woy actually picks a decent side (which believe it or not is doable with the players we have) we could actually do fairly well especially since it's so close to home too.
hart
clyne smalling stones shaw (if fit)
dier alli
walcott barkley sterling
rooney
genuinely dangerous team desu
>>63487433
definitely semi-final worthy team
>>63487398
>Expected Goals Based Team Ratings
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63487433
top kek
You'd be lucky to get one point with that team.
How many tens of goals will he score in Euro 2016?
>>63487433
>no Vardy
might as well stay at home then
Yes, Deli Alli, Ward--Prowse, Delph and Milner will lead us to glory. Literally better than the golden generation.
>>63487514
i must say, i completely value the opinions of people who live in footballing powerhouses such as finland
>>63487408
False, we actually played alright football just rooney couldn't finish or we would have won at least 1 more game, and unlucky that an injured suarez had been riled up by the media for so long he decided he fancied taking a shit on, also we might have actually tried to win the last game if we didn't lose the first two
post yfw when we become the first team to win every game from qualification to the final
The strike partnership of Vardy and Kane will score a combined 50 goals in the tournament, destroying european debt, end AIDs and Roy will receive a knighthood for services rendered to King Harry of Kane
>>63487523
>le english michu
nah senpai
>>63487081
>Kebab (kebab) technician
>Carpet (carpet) seller
>>63487431
There's randomness and then there's being disappointing at every major tournament since the beginning of the millenium
>>63487433
The absolute state of that team
The 1966 English football team were the ugliest team to win the WC
Rooney has to go. Let him come off the bench if need be, but starting him up top spells doom.
>>63487557
>implying we didn't have the best team in the world throughout the 00's but got conned out of tournaments by refball and the ABE's who run FIFA
>>63487545
>combined 50 goals in the tournament
Per stage of the tournament, you mean? 100 total from just those two.
its coming home lads
JFs on suicide watch
I hope we don't have to face Germany it would be absolutely embarrassing for the world champions to be put to the sword by England's brave Harry Kane
>>63487562
you're right, let's play an out of form cahill, mediocre milner, glassman delph and le get banged man instead, the euros are ours lad
>>63487575
>le blame the refs and fifa tactic
Noice
WE ARE THE ENGLAND FANS
WE CHEER AT EVERY GAME
WHEN ENGLAND PLAY
(WHEN ENGLAND PLAY)
HOME AND AWAY
(HOME AND AWAY)
WE SING FOR ENGLAND
FLAGS IN THE AAAAIR
INGER INGER INGERLAND
INGERLAND
INGERLAND
INGER INGER INGERLAND
INGER
INGER
LAND
amazed they're bothering holding the tournament anymore with us being so dominant in qualifying. everyone knows we're going to win, it all must feel a bit pointless for the other countries
>>63487622
>germans
>>63487605
let's review our 2006 world cup team to the winners:
England
>Robinson
Good brave lad, only fucks up every now and then, which isn't often
>Neville
Good lad, manc but we can let that slide for now
>Terry
Good lad, shags people's wives for top banter, hates niggers like any well adjusted chelsea fan
>Ferdinand
Good lad, sounds a bit retarded so fits in well. often called the rolls royce of football so is probably a better german alternative
>Ashley Cole
Good lad, pacey and can defend. like a white neville
>Hargreaves
Good lad, good knowledge of the game. we always knew he was going to be a top commentator because of how well he understood the game. has mutliple accents and that shows how our team has continental flair
>Beckham
Good lad, nice haircut. good freekick. likes to win, not lose. can run fast compared to some
>Gerrard
Good lad, scouse so sounds a bit funny, we can let him off I guess. loves phil collins almost as much as he loves a blooter or a good cry
>Lampard
Good lad, only non subhuman iq footballer in living memory
>Joe Cole
Good lad, english messi. scrap that, so good messi is the argentian joe cole (now he's the argentinian vardy)
>Rooney
Good lad, scouse but plays for the mancs so we can't really understand why he would change one shithole for another. loves his granny, will probably keep his hair for a good while longer
Compared to the winning team from the final:
>Buffon
Over-rated italian joe hart
>Zambrotta
Just because you have a continetal name lad doesn't make you a good player
>Cannavaro
Manlet, couldn't deal with England's Finest Peter Crouch
>Materazzi
Underrated banter
>Grosso
See Zambrotta
>Camoranesi
Sounds like he should be in a nursery rhyme not playing the bootiful game
>Gattuso
Poor mans Butt
>Pirlo
Poor mans Savage
>Perrotta
do you need me to explain?
>totti
has a nice blooter on him, gerrard-esque
>Toni
Poor man's crouch
Basically refball beat us, a literally who team won
>>63487697
This pretty much
>>63487433
>no shelvey
>no kane
How can English people be so delusional?
In the final against Spain in 2012 you would have lost 9 - 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg3vOpiJ0h0
is there much point in the tournament taking place?
>>63487605
But it's true?
I mean you can pretend to have watched the tournaments if you want but we all know you haven't. Especially if you reject the validity of these things which would have witnessed.
>>63487799
san marino, estonia AND slovenia? who can stop us now!!
>>63486472
coming home la
COMING HOME
>>63487433
>that midfield
oh my goodness
>>63487433
>rooney
>ross "the white hazard" barkley
>>63487792
Lad we thrashed Spain 1-0 right before the tournament there's no way they'd have even take us to extra time
England team of the next few years
Not even including Vardy or Alli because memes
>>63487915
dier??
you mean RLC right
>>63487958
>he doesn't watch football
>>63487915
That back four is better than any national team desu
>>63487915
good enough for the quarterfinals of a major tournament I'd guess. dearth of talent in playmaking attacking mids, but I guess that's just standard england.
I'm English and no OP, just no.
No.
Why wont vardy get picked? Hes not merely a meme hes genuinely better than kane and especially rooney
>>63488330
He will start in the next game
>>63488330
standard english forward, does well in the premier league by working incredibly hard and battering defenses into submission but will likely get found out playing against better-organised continental defenders and teams capable of holding onto the ball properly
>>63487915
this is bretty good, but i'd replace gibbs with cresswell
>>63488378
>battering defenses into submission
Have you even watched Vardy play?
>>63487433
genuinely horrible team senpai
>>63486472
>that guy in the far left
ayy
>>63487398
excellent bait
>2015
>people STILL take the "it's our year" posts as if they are geniune
>>63487350
>>63487099
That's fucking Nobby Stiles senpai - defensive midfielders are supposed to look ugly and mean as fuck
Coming home lads
>>63487433
>rooney
>alli
>that complete lack of physicality in midfield
>>63487915
midfield is full of babbies
also we have no fucking depth
Now that Belgium have taken the "overhyped meme national team" status England will once again be free to win teebh
>>63486472
Why did people in the 60s looks so old? Bobby Charlton was 28 when he won the WC but he looks about 50
>>63488378
he's pacey as fuck lad, will commit hiroshima mk2 on any asian looking players on the counter
Lads is it just me or is Barkley literally the most overrated player in England?
Every time he has the ball, he will lose it, he makes a promising run but nothing comes at the end of it, he either loses it or has a wild lash. I think literally the last few goals he has scored for England/Everton have been due to a jammy deflection. Why the fuck do people say this lad has got potential?
>>63486472
Why do you guys go full desilusional every 2 years ?
>We will win Euro for sure
>This World Cup is coming home
>>63489659
he's basically a white chamberlain
people see a hybrid of athleticism and technique and think god this lad is goat.
>get cheated out of the WC by corrupt refs/players
>yanks get rid of corruption soon afterwards, Blatter on suicide watch
There's no way England doesn't win now that cheating has been REALLY outlawed.
>>63489659
>le flashy trick then score from a wild deflection lad
Literally exists to make glorified highlight reels
>>63487915
>Darlow
kek. Is that the Nottingham Forest's Darlow?
international football is only good for memes 2bh
the actual games are usually shite
>>63487697
You had a lot of trouble writing such a long post for virtually no attention so have my (you) :)
>>63490402
it's pasta
