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This qb has PLAYED with a broken shoulder, ribs, ankle, and a kidney.
SD:Malcom Floyd has torn labrum, season in doubt
FA:Joseph Randle slapped with 4-game suspension
IND:Stunner: Luck out 2-6 weeks with kidney issue
PIT:Report: D-Will should be fine for Week 10
BUF:LeSean McCoy officially 'limited' on Tuesday
CLE:Pettine: Josh McCown will start if healthy
FA:Joseph Randle's league status still uncertain
PIT:Ben Roethlisberger not ruling himself out
BUF:Rex Ryan believes McCoy will play Thursday
FA:Browns waive ex-Seahawks RB Robert Turbin
DAL:Jones emphatically says Romo playing Week 11
BAL:Dennis Pitta meeting with doctors Tuesday
>>63483346
1st for Panthers
>>63483346
>Peyton Manning is 1st in the league for interceptions thrown, 13 (thirteen)
>Peyton Manning is 24th in the league for touchdowns thrown 9 (nine), behind Jameis Winston
>Peyton Manning is 30th in the league for passer rating (75.6), just behind COLIN KAEPERNICK
>Be three yards away from a NFL record
>Throw interception
MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE LEFT THIS PLANET
>tfw you fumbled the ball
>not having an objectively perfect season
>>63483358
it's not funny if you have to explain the joke
When my nutsack gets sweaty, it starts to smell like cheesecake. Just thought I'd leave that out there.
bengals r da bomb
>>63483346
>Joseph Randle suspended for 4 games and cut from the Cowboys
So according to this obviously non-cluster fuck of a league, whatever he did is worse than Greg Hardy.
Did he punch out Jason Garrett? I sort of looked like Garrett had black eyes...or he's not getting enough sleep.
Colts
>>63483748
are done for.
Lions > Puckers
>>63483346
>CLE:Pettine: Josh McCown will start if healthy
FUCKING PETTINE IS A CLUELESS MORON THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO START MCCOWN WE ALREADY KNOW HE'S SHIT WE NEED TO GIVE MANZIEL A CHANCE TO DEVELOP HE ALREADY LOOKS PROMISING THIS FUCKING ORGANIZATION WILL NEVER GO ANYWHERE
>>63483760
that means more fantasy points for my browns TE
good :))
No more......
>>63483779
fall guys
>>63483760
>Manziel
>promising
Pick one
>>63483760
Both are shit but McCown is better and Pettine is more concerned with keeping his job than developing a shit QB
>>63483788
He looked fine on Thursday his receivers just couldn't catch for shit
>>63483796
McCown may be better in the short term but we need to develop a franchise QB. We still don't know if Johnny can be that guy but he looks promising and we'll never know until we give him the reigns for an extended period of time
2nd for Cardiac Cats
>worst 1-0 team
>worst 2-0 team
>worst 3-0 team
>worst 4-0 team
>worst 5-0 team
>worst 6-0 team
>worst 7-0 team
>worst 8-0 team
>>63483847
On the flipside, is it worth risking him in meaningless games with zero receiving threats when your season is already decided?
>>63483852
But the worst 8-0 team is clearly the Bengals at this point
>>63483852
Niners were the worst 1-0 team
Is Von Miller the dirtiest player in the NFL?
>>63483869
it's worth it to give him some game experience. Hopefully they can pick up some WRs in the offseason and a coach who knows what the fuck he's doing and Manziel could have a shot at being decent
>>63483852
Bruncos were the worst undefeated team senpai. It's kinda why they aren't undefeated anymore
>>63483901
how can Talib say he wasn't going for his eye when he extends his pointer and middle finger and aims it right for the socket?
just man up and say you wanted to poke the fucker
>>63483847
McCown is the better option now because the Browns are surprisingly still in the Wild Card race.
>No one in the AFCS will be a WC team
>Ravens suck and Steelers are snakebitten with injuries
>Oakland isn't as good as everyone thought
>Neither is Buffalo.
With McCown, they have a shot to win 3 of the next 4. (PIT, BAL, SF, lose to CIN)
>>63483901
Where's the Von Miller one?
Patrioots
Boongals
Bruncoos
Cloots
DAAAAHHH RAAIIDERSSSS
Joots
Poonthers
Cardinoodles
Poockers
Gioonts
Vookings
Falcoons
>>63483958
I almost feel sorry for Peyton at this point. He's getting keked by Luck worse than Brady get's keked by Eli
>>63483977
I mean him kneeing down a player.
>>63483978
>DAAAAHHH RAAIIDERSSSS
Berman is insufferable
/Raidnigger
>>63483953
>they're still in the Wild Card race
I guess technically they aren't eliminated yet but they have no reasonable chance at making the playoffs. They'll go 2-2 in that stretch at best. There's no way they beat the Steelers or the Bengals and they'll probably drop one to the Ravens or 49ers. After that they play @ Seahawks, @ Chiefs, and against the Steelers again. The only one of those games that's winnable is the Chiefs and with the way they're surging recently I don't they'll beat them. We're looking at a 5-6 win season
>>63483852
Don't worry pham, the Cats will be the best 10-6 team in the league come seasons end
>>63483977
Kek, I love watching the Raiders sideline
>you idiots GO!
three canadians in a row get
Is Cam the most overrated player right now?
>>63483406
to be fair while he's 3 points behind kaepernick, he's only like 4 points behind MVP MVP MVP scam newton
>>63484103
That would be memewater and his memeteam
>>63484036
That isthe least professional attitude to look at it as, and not what anyone in the Browns staff should be thinking. When you look at it from their perspective and their are employee's jobs on the line, you don't think "we have no real chance of making the playoffs even with the conference collapsing around us". Even though they are the Browns, they were all engrained with winning their entire lives to get to the pros.
This is an opportunity they have to try for, even if they fail. It's believable that 7 or 8 wins can get you into the WC.
No more.....not my teammate
>>63484103
Nope. That would be PeyPey (right now). He's still fellated by the media as elite even though he's a fucking shell of his former self. Rather than criticize him every loss is just "Tough break for Peyton"
>>63484150
are you listening to podcasts from 2010 or something
i havent heard a single good thing about peyton all year except for the day or two after beating the packers
Leave Talib to me!
>Allen Hurns is the youngest player to catch a TD pass in six or more consecutive games since Rob Gronkowski in 2011.
As a Jags fan it sorta feels good having two of the top 10 receivers on the year playing for out team.
>>63484173
>2013 was 5 years ago
>>63483346
is andrew luck a running back now? he's more reckless than rg3
Post them
>5/8
I pride myself on my football knowledge and in depth knowledge of my Bears so I'm pretty stunned at the results.
>>63484297
2015 jags = 2013 bears
And dolts will kek you out of the offs
Sorry desu
>>63484332
'13 bears didn't even make it to the playoffs
>>63484313
Andrew is the least qb in Madden to get hurt.
>>63484332
Literally every team's best player in the AFC South could get injured right now and Dante Fowler Jr could suit up tomorrow and the Jaguars will still not win the division on the basis that their coach is one of the worst in NFL history.
>that part when he didn't call his timeout before the 2 minute warning
>I'll have to put up with this for 8 more games
>>63483882
By what reason can you say that? Bengals are objectively better than the Panthers.
>>63484387
they've played an easier schedule and half their wins were by less than a TD
>>63484387
>>63484417
Both those teams are shit you dumb fagit
>>63484316
>predicting to be swept by your entire division
>your team
>favorite candy
>favorite currently airing show
Eagles
Almond Joy
Jeopardy
>>63484316
>W and L in the same color REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eagles
vs MIA
>W
I'm assuming lolphins don't have their shit together and their d line probably won't do much if Dallas and al its 1st rounders and FA line couldn't beat 1 (one) pro bowl center ,1 (one) out of position injured RT and basically 3 rookies
Run game gets going and if receivers front drop easy w
vs TB
>W
Easy w but the score will be close thanks to retarded deep balls to vjax and or evans
E
@ DET thanksgiving
>W
Eagles are undefeated all time on thanksgiving day won't change yet
Lots of sacks
Score will be close to retarded deep bombs to Megatron
Get golden gate on your fantasy trust me t b h f a a m I'm from the future
@ NE
L
Not Madman enough to beat sempai billyb
Yet
vs BUF
>W
Lesean McCoy will run a lot media will circlejerk le revenge match
All for naught because Chips run defense is top tier
vs ARI
>L
Fitz does things to the eagles for the millionth time again
Michael Floyd and John Brown will also put up big numbers even if Carson is sitting on bench desu
vs WAS
>W
Djax will get at least 100 yards 1 TD but redskins already used up their one autism shitpost win ticket of the year this win would cost them 9001 good boy pointa
@ NYG
>W
Chip is the anti atismo man and magically makes his o line play like dogshit sacks everywhere
Chip has their numner
Beckham will still put up 200 yards as the only quality offensive player on their team
10-6 again desu senpai
>>63483977
Look at Based Carr signaling for time out while the others do nothing
TYBC
>>63484342
Packers keked the burrs out of the playoffs week 17 in 2013
Win and in for both teams and cutlet had the game and the division in the bag and fucked it up
Little bit of refball too
Why hasn't he been signed, bros?
>>63483977
>Based Carr trying to call timeout
Truly the only light in this dark tunnel.
>>63484512
cutlet didn't fuck it up. Peppers and Conte did.
>>63484477
Eagles
Twix
Person of Interest
>>63484476
He's 100% right so far though.
>>63484477
Cowboys
Semen
Keeping up with the Kardashians
>>63484477
Eagles
Reeses
Osomatsu-san
>>63484477
Packer
Butterfingers
American Horror Story (This season sucks so far though)
>>63483346
You can only post in this thread if your QB has only started every possible game of his professional career.
>>63484522
How do we unfuck his shit /sp/?
here's wojack ben from my favorite meme
thanks to the anon who posted the blank one yesterday
>>63483779
cociane :(
THANK YOU BASED CARR
>>63484706
TYBC
>avenge David
>>63484706
TYBC
>>63484718
>yfw David Carr has a Super Bowl ring
>>63484706
He's wearing more mascara than she is...
early SB prediction winner
for the second time in a row i predict the correct winner
patriots repeat and win the SB
screencap this
>>63483503
Mine kinda smells like uncooked bread dough.
Also Oakland v Minnesota should be interesting this week.
>>63484740
he fucking earned it
>>63484740
>yfw based Carr wins 6 rings for the Raiders
>>63484766
how do you "earn" a ring as a third-string QB?
>>63483654
NFL suspensions are all fucked up. Trying to blind a guy by poking him in the eye us only one game?
How hasn't any AFC team gouged Brady's eyeballs out yet?
>>63484783
>By getting sacked 80 times a season for about six years and then being called a bust
>>63484793
Respect for the greatest and best QB of all time
>>63483779
More like,
No More doing it in front of cameras
>>63484740
He does?
>>63484774
>only 6 implying he wont win 10
You now remember this fucking thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox27e5q9fb
So whose career are we going to run with the #1 draft pick this year?
>>63484837
Fuck, link got cut off... YOU NOW REMEMBER THIS FUCKING THING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox27e5q9fbI
>>63484823
>no boob bouncing animation
2/10
>>63484843
i had one of those
>>63484841
Please Goff or Cook.
They're overrated shit.
>>63484856
If they draft a QB in the first I'm fucking done watching football
>>63484843
>implying anyone on /sp/, including you, were even alive in 1996, let alone coherent enough to recognize what you were watching
>>63484868
fuck off kid
>>63484868
fuck off kid
>>63484843
had it
so based
>>63484876
Lemme guess tripfag, you're a college student like everyone else here, right? Meaning you were born between 1993 and 1997
>>63484477
Vikings
Whatchamacallit
Fargo
>>63484863
Don't worry, old bitch Ford isn't that bad of an owner.
>>63484843
We tried to play with those because "MUH JOHN FUCKING ELWAY".
God damn that thing sucked and you broke it after 2 throws.
>>63483346
>mfw Indy sports media blaming Luck entirely just because Grigson is their buddy
Did the same thing when Larry Bird was trying to kill the Pacers.
>>63484891
>implying I went to college
I'm too smart for that shit, besides I'm past the college going age
You may only post if your team has 2 players that are stat leaders.
> All 31 teams besides Colts need no response.
>>63484895
Fuck off back to twitspee mauer
>>63484936
>DAE le rick and morty pinnacle of comedy XD
fuck off back to reddit, trip, and kill yourself
>>63484951
No they'll ban me as soon as I call anyone a kike.
>>63484951
Say what you want about me, but you leave Rick and Morty out of this
>>63484974
lmao rick and morty is *burp* so hilarious!
dae get schwifty XD
dae poopy butthole XD
>>63484941
Brady - 22 TDs
Chandler Jones - 9.5 sacks
Stephen Gostowski - Tied for 19 FG (and 19/19 made)
>>63484985
>Redditors pretending to hate shit reddit likes
Calm down, no one cares
>>63484985
>stop liking what I don't like!
come on dipshit, you can do better than that. show me what you got
>>63484933
>yfw Cam, McCown, Cutler, and Rivers are doing more with less
Sneak's Official Post Week 9 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Patriots
2. Bengals (+1)
3. Panthers (+1)
4. Broncos (-2)
5. Cardinals
6. Vikings (+2)
7. Seahawks (+2)
8. Giants (+6)
9. Steelers (+8)
10. Packers (-4)
11. Falcons (-4)
12. Jets
13. Rams (-4)
14. Eagles (+2)
15. Raiders (-4)
16. Colts (+4)
17. Bills (+4)
18. Saints (-5)
19. Chiefs (-1)
20. Redskins (-5)
21. Ravens (+1)
22. Dolphins (-3)
23. 49ers (+6)
24. Bears (+3)
25. Texans
26. Cowboys (-2)
27. Chargers (-4)
28. Titans (+4)
29. Bucs (-2)
30. Browns (-2)
31. Jaguars (-1)
32. Lions (-1)
>>63485017
They haven't spent 4 years getting the shit beat out of them to the point of complete paranoia that he's going to get creamed a second and a half after the snap.
Luck should demand out for the sake of his own health.
>>63485032
fuck off, Stork
>>63485004
such a fag
>>63484941
I think Castle and Weeden might be tied for "most starts without a win" at QB
>>63484951
>le ebin "go back to reddit meme"
well played my friend, that was some pretty good meming. I can tell you're an expert, you've obviously been on 4chin for 3, maybe even 4 weeks.
>>63485068
name calling! HAHA you got him! I'd bet if he doesn't have any morals or intelligence, he'll take the personally from a troll like you!
do you think kaepernick is sitting in his house singing im the man im the man to himself?
So I'm sitting here in my underwear, drinking beer that is obviously skunked (which I just bought like an hour ago so I'm fucking pissed) watching the search for spock and posting on /sp/ because I'm too poor to afford a PS4 and Fallout.
God damn I need to unfuck my shit. Also wheelchair captchas, what a world we live in
>>63484477
Bengals
Skor or Reeses
Nathan For You
late night /nfl/ is a great motivator. They should show this shit to kids to keep them in school.
>>63485105
I Kaepernick black, jewish, greek or arabic? I literally cannot tell what he is from that pic
>>63485134
>buying beer in green/clear bottles
>>63485150
nope bro, it's literally pic related. brown bottle master race
>>63485157
I've had so many good times on Double Dog
>>63485157
That is some memetastic looking beer
HOPS
PALE
ALE
IPA
BELGIUM
HOPS
IBU
MUH ALCOHOL CONTENT
8%
just give me some tasty beer
If it has 12% alcohol cool
If it has 4% cool
Just give me some tasty beer
>>63485180
>tfw their winter IPA is just around the corner
>>63483432
At least he held onto the helmet
Can draftkings and fanduel be dead yet?
>>63483946
because he's a bitch nigger
>>63484814
He was the backup qb for the giants when they won it in 2011.
>>63485231
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q
>Wes Welker is not concerned about his history of concussions
can he even remember his history of concussions? Seems to me like brain damage and molly shouldn't mix. also can someone post the giant helmet shop of Welker?
>>63483907
Titans are worse
>>63485068
Hey Sean
>>63484477
Junior Mint
>>63485105
That fucking hook nose shit
>>63485301
I can live with him dying but why die for the rams?
>>63485347
I have the same shaped nose as Kaepernick...
>>63485361
Are you a jew or arab?
>>63484490
>This Philly delusion
Your team is shit, and will stay shit forever.
>>63484800
>the greatest and best QB of all time
>>63485301
Odds on Welker ending up like Seau?
>his QB DOESNT have 26 touchdowns
>>63485394
>his QB isn't a regional game managing supervisor
>>63485366
Neither. My father's family came from Wales in like the 1600's to Maryland like most Welsh/English Catholics and my Mom's family came from Ireland after WW1.
I think I'd rather be Arab or Jewish than of Britkek descent shake my head to be honest family.
>>63484849
I got you senpai
>>63484946
>he doesn't know Mauer's been dead for years
>>63484740
>2 ex-Jags starting quarterbacks have Super Bowl rings with a new team
>2 ex-Jags head coaches went to the Super Bowl with a new team
>>63485461
Sucks to suck doesn't it?
So was 2007 the worst QB draft class of all time?
I mean it's pretty fucking bad when Drew Stanton is the best QB of the bunch
Bengals are da bomb
Alright guy, I'm sufficently drunk so I'm off to jerk off to BBW porn
>>63485498
2013 will probably go down as the worst though it's so recent people still hold out hope one of the QBs will pan out.
>EJ Manuel
>Geno Smith
>Mike Glennon
>Matt Barkley
>Ryan Nassib
>Tyler Wilson
>Landry Jones
>Brad Sorensen
>Zac Dysert
>B. J. Daniels
>>63485550
Mike Glennon is fantastic though
>>63484652
reporting in
>>63485418
>father's family came from Wales in like the 1600's to Maryland like most Welsh/English Catholics and my Mom's family came from Ireland after WW1
Wow we really are family
>>63485483
the ironing of this post
>>63485550
Tbh Landry doesn't look awful. Granted OP's mom could look good throwing to those receivers
>>63485566
J-jake?
>>63485578
only until based carr reaches his zenith
>>63484011
........18 and 1 alone is enough to make me feel rage for the rest of my lifetime against those giants, you cannot compare
>>63484477
>The patriots
>Reeses
>game of thrones
>>63485602
>Reese's
>Game of Thrones
Reesie's Pieces is superior and GoT was absolute shit after season 1, the only good episodes being Jamie, Stannis and the Red Wedding episodes.
>>63485591
>>63485602
gib shekels rabbi
So does anyone have faith in the vikings? They've had an easy schedule so far but the real test comes now.
It's really hard to gauge them, since they held their own and lost by a FG to denver yet they barely beat the Bears and got BTFO by the 49ers.
I think they'll get the wild card with a record of 10-6 and wins over the packers at home, the bears, falcons, and giants. I'm not too sure about the seahawks, that could go either way.
>>63485550
glennon totally keked the stillers
>>63484477
raiders
peanut butter m&m's
nathan for you
>>63485641
>that pic
>>63485640
Their eye-test comes in a couple weeks against the Packers. If the Vikings win they're at least kind of for real (seeing as the Packers aren't actually nearly as good as their record shows)
>>63485640
As long as Teddy Bridgewater is the quarterback the Vikings have absolutely no shot at winning anything unless they build a legendary defense and pick up another Adrian Peterson when it's time for them to compete.
As it stands both Carr and Bortles at least show flashes of being able to be more than game managers. Bridgewater is the worst of the three.
>inb4 super viking butthurt
>>63484843
Why the hell is he gliding backwards at the end?
>>63483460
Kikaha senpai
>>63485656
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT CARR IS BETTER
Holy fuck man, why can't Raiders fans understand that a good QB doesn't automatically make a team good as a whole? The Vikings are an amazing team this year and have a decentish QB which is way better than the raiders having a shit team with an amazing QB.
All the Vikings have to do is get a good QB in FA or in draft and they'll be super bowl contenders while the Raiders still need to fill like 15 different holes besides their QB to even sniff a super bowl.
>>63485674
Obvious false flagging is obvious
>>63483346
>This qb has PLAYED with a broken shoulder, ribs, ankle, and a kidney.
And lied about it.
Bengals are da bomb
xth for skipping class only to find out it was cancel.
pup with large white sections (or black for that matter) dont pan out well because the black absorbs the dividing lines and the white blends in with the background. The Chiefs pup (like the team in real life) is a resounding failure regardless of which scheme I use but here it is
>>63485705
Michael Pick is that you?
>>63485674
A. you mad
B. The raiders really only need a secondary at this point. Go dump 20 mil on Josh Norman and draft Hargreaves and we gucci
Is he.... Dare I say it, ELITE?
>>63483901
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
>>63484477
>Saints
>Dark Chocolate
>Game of Thrones
and I finally made a Seahawks pup with the Seahawks logo instead of the "12's" logo
>>63483953
You forgot about the Jets, you're inexplicably writing off the Raiders, the Bills are really good on paper/could easily resurge under Rexy and the Steelers are a competent organization capable of dealing with injury woes. The Browns have less of a chance than Miami.
>>63484477
Bengals
Three Musketeers
Agents of SHIELD
>>63484477
Eagles
Milky Way
South Park/Its Always Sunny
>>63485674
Vikings fans would rather have Teddy over a lot of our previous quarterbacks, we whom worship teddy see a lot of things the media doesn't show you.
>>63484525
Spoiler: the light is an incoming train
>>63485757
Carr has enough faith in the almighty God that he could just pray and the train would swerve out of the way
>>63484477
Seahawks
Skittles
Big Bang Theory
>>63483953
>Browns
>still in the Wild Card race
What the fuck? They're 2-7. They'd have to win out to even stand a chance and even then 9-7 would most likely not be enough
>>63484477
Pats
Kit Kat
Nathan UUUU
>>63485766
>would swerve
>into the tunnel wall
>walls collapse
>Jesus freak Derek Carr and everyone on the train is rip in piece
sounds legit
>>63485790
God truly does work in mysterious way
>>63484477
>Pats
>Reese's PB cups
>Archer
>>63485766
>>63485790
Seriously though, I want to like Carr but him being a religious nut job makes it really hard for me to ever do it. It's pretty clear he has a minuscule IQ and is probably an absolutely insufferable person to be around.
>>63485775
but methematically is doable, fucking nfl sould be less delusional and avoid stupid things like seeding pats 1st even when bungholes had a tougher schedulle and its conference record is 7-0 or giving the tie breaker to fudge packers when viqueens had a better divisional record
http://www.nfl.com/playoffs/playoff-picture
>>63485812
>try to get friend into Archer
>first episode he watched was the one where he gets keked by the black agent
>refuses to watch it now
>>63485822
How is he a nutjob exactly? If hes religious thats fine but if its like Westboro level than Id understand.
>>63485032
Bretty good besides the Giants being way too high. Also, the Seahawks haven't really proven themselves to be that high (although they are that good), but by the same measure the Colts are too low.
>>63485830
Isn't that like episode #2 anyway
>>63485461
Brunell and Garrard's rings were as backups though. They didn't do much work for their new SB teams.
have faith, Jagsbros. Someday in your lifetime you'll be elite while still in Jacksonville.
>>63485846
Anyone who still believes in god in 2015 is automatically a nut job in my book. We kind of have something called science and logic now that we are out of the proverbial stone age of thinking.
>>63485550
Other than Brady, and maybe Pennington, 2000 was a shit-tier class.
>>63485461
It'll be 3 soon
>>63485868
>other than the greatest quarterback to ever walk the earth it was shit
2000 will never be remembered as bad simply because of Brady
>>63484477
Colts
Reese's
>Watching TV outside of sports and debates
>>63483346
Nice shoulder block into teammate's supposed German Suplex. Tag Champs desu desu sempai.
>>63485862
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/
>>63485550
Which ones didn't make it? Nassib, Wilson, Dysert?
>>63485830
The best episode is where Pam is abducted instead of Cheryl but it wouldnt be a good one to start with because it kinda fucks witht he character development of both Pam and Cheryl
>>63484477
iggles
reese pieces
not really watching anything on tv right now
>>63485895
The cocaine storyline where Pam gets addicted is absolute gold.
>>63485858
Yeah I wish he could give it another shot. That one where hes skiing down a mountain with a naked woman was probably my favorite.
>>63485860
Garrard never played for a team that won a ring. Leftwich maybe as a Steeler?
>>63485906
Swiss Miss? That's a good one.
>>63485903
same
>>63485914
I thought Garrard got one as a Raven. Could be wrong though.
>>63484685
Is it wrong to pray for Ben's swift recovery, and Luck's prolonged absence, so we can have a Super Bowl XL rematch on Dec 6?
>>63485827
>but methematically is doable
So they should start an old journeyman QB instead of seeing what they have in Mazniel because an old journeyman QB gives them a 0.2% chance of making the Wild Card?
Also you clearly do not understand the tie breaking procedure. Let me help you out
Divisional tie breakers (applicable to Vikings/Packers
>Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games between the clubs).
They haven't played each other, so we're disregarding that one
>Best won-lost-tied PERCENTAGE in games played within the division.
Packers are 1-0, Vikings are 3-0. Their division win percentage is the same at 1.000
>Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games.
Packers common games win percentage is higher, so they own the tie breaker
Conference (applicable to Bengals/Patriots)
>Head-to-head, if applicable.
They haven't played each other
>Best won-lost-tied PERCENTAGE in games played within the conference.
Patriots are 5-0, Bengals are 7-0. They're tied at the percentage of 1.000
>Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games, minimum of four.
Both are tied at 1.000 again
>Strength of victory
Patriots have a higher strength of victory. .431 against Bengals .412. Patriots own the tie breaker
>>63485928
After Jax, went to Miami, and then was just an offseason members of the Jest.
please respond
@63485955
'no'
>>63485862
Calm down, guy. Life is just a lot easier for those of us who believe in that sort of thing. Why waste limited time and effort contemplating existence when the result will be realization that this whole thing is dry and meaningless? Everything's a lot more comfy when you believe in divine creation.
>>63483346
>CLE:Pettine: Josh McCown will start if healthy
For what fucking purpose? >We are not making the playoffs this year, why not give the young'un some playing time?
>>63484477
Titans
Dum Dums lollipops
Anything on the Disney channel
>>63484477
Pats
Toffifee
Homeland
GOAT combination tbqh fami
>Halloween is over
Im ready for some thanksgiving but shit man I need more spooks
>>63486046
There's plenty of football season left, you'll still see lots of spooks.
Here's a damn good article explaining why Pettine is so reluctant to name Manziel the starter.
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/11/10/9689988/johnny-manziel-browns-film-breakdown-not-ready-to-start
Too bad it won't shut up the armchair coaches who think players need snaps to develop. The Bengals didn't make him pay for his mistakes, and keeping him out their in his current state of development could actually hurt him more in the long run.
>>63486046
Watch the NBA
>undefeated pups only please
>>63486017
As far as the future of the franchise is concerned, I also disagree with starting McCown. However, McCown has been playing his ass off and the players clearly enjoy having him under center. They respect McCown and will work harder for him. To maintain team morale, I think splitting their duty would be most effective.
Why the fuck don't we get an all-22 camera view? I'd love to be able to see how routes pan out in real time and its still pretty easy to see what's going on with the QB
threadly reminder that i will deliver a picture of my legs in pantyhose if blaine gabbert wins @SEA
>>63486092
>some idiots literally were telling me Manziel looked pretty good in the Bengals game and I said I didn't what I was talking about when I said Manziel played poorly
FUCK YOU ANON WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE READ THIS SHIT AND WEEP
>>63486092
Did Manziel fuck his wife?
>>63486092
I think Manziel fucked this dudes wife
>>63486092
>>63486314
>>63486325
whatever gets him to the cowboys faster.
>>63485946
No, i guess it's just a stupid decision based on "let's make it less shittier than ratbirds" and any win only place them in a worse draft position, they should start manziel.
100% of 3 != 100% of 1
They've already acomplished 50% in divisional matches, it can't get any worse while puckers could lose and finish 1-5 or 2-4 wich is worse than 3-3 also when it's bye week they place a 7-0 team over a 6-0, it's the same shit than being 1-0 3-0 in diviisonal.
the same with bungholes-cheatriots
>>63486381
yes Im in a fantasy football facebook group too
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/11/10/us-colombia-cocaine-idUSKCN0SY2OZ20151110
>Irsay at it again
WHEN WILL THEY STOP HIM
>>63486391
>100% doesn't equal 100%
sure thing buddy
>>63486092
It's not complicated. Pettine needs enough wins this year to keep his job, and he has a better chance of getting them right now with McCown.
The reality is he's still fired after this year, Manlet will still have rookie level experience, and the Browns will continue to be the fleshlight of the AFC North.
>>63486092
Holy shit reading those comments its hilarious how many people are defending Johnny so strongly with bullshit like "MUH REPS LETS SEE WHAT HE HAS HE NEEDS BETTER WEAPONS"
I mean if he can't even hit plays designed to get players wide open how can he even be considered starter ready? Are Browns fans so dumb or do they just accept mediocrity so readily that they don't mind that he sucks?
>>63486420
They don't seem to understand that no amount of 'reps' will improve your ability to read the field. Take away all 11 defenders and Manziel still would not be making optimal plays. He needs to make better reads. Even Mark Sanchez could do that.
What's most interesting to me is that all of the plays the article cites have Manziel dashing away from a tackle/blitz. He does NOT want to be tackled. He should talk to Aaron Rodgers after the Broncos game in Week 8. Getting tackled is part of the game. O-lines in the NFL are generally weak. You have a second between the guy breaking your line and hitting you. Make your progressions, throw the ball, go limp
>>63486381
I kekd
>The Leagues only good QBs are getting old
>All these young qbs are meme qbs with a few exceptions
>The NFL is about to be dominated by the few good qbs left while everyone still hugs the nutsack of the meme qbs.
>>63486306
It wasn't all negative for Jonnhy and he did show some good things, one in particular was towards the end of the game where he recognized the blitz and changed the protection up perfectly. That's just not the kind of stuff you see from young quarterbacks. He's definitely not ready to start though and I think Pettine is doing the right thing by protecting him.
>>63486419
Pettines not going anywhere, if he was getting desperate he would pushing these young guys out there and hoping something happens. He's playing the long game and developing his players and he's not going to give people the start until they earn it. Haslam also said before the year even started that he wasn't firing Pettine no matter what happens this year. They have a plan set and they're following it, media be damned. When a coach let's the fans start making decisions he's one step away from sitting with them in the bleachers on game days.
>>63486460
But whose fault is that?
>Coaches/managers want 'explosive' players
>Rookies start their first year with no good mentorship
>Cousins/Taylor/Fitzpatrick/McCown on the upswing and showing they had what it takes 5+ years after starting, because they finally got study time
>Kaepernick regressing because he was too successful as a rookie and two weeks with Kurt Warner won't change 20+ years of 'swag'
There's no program in place to prepare rookie QBs for the job outside of the Colts and possibly the Packers. DangerRuss does it for his dead dad. Wilson/Rodgers/Luck are the future.
>>63486416
100% of 3 = 3
100% of 1 = 1
At the end of the regular season things get trully equal, like 16-0 = 16-0 // 6-0 // 6-0 but now it's not the same distribution
>Deion Lewis out for the season
Patriots are done.
>>63486512
>Blount and Bolden both had touchdowns after Lewis left
no theyre just going back to good ol fashioned New England RBCs
>>63483346
As if I didn't have enough reasons to think Von Miller is a piece of subhuman garbage
>>63486445
>>63486479
This
I'm pretty sure literally all of Manziels completions come from scramble/rollout plays
It's like he's playing Madden in his head. Might make for a couple cool plays but once the defense starts shutting that aspect down you start to look like a fucking imbecile
>>63486487
All the mentoring in the world won't fix some of these qbs because they're quite simply shit qbs that had great college careers but that doesn't always translates into the NFL.
Rodgers is getting old too, he might have 5 years left in him before he retires as for Wilson, the moment he can't scramble anymore, is the moment he retires because he's a terrible passer, same for Newton.
As it stands, Bortles, Carr, Luck, Dalton, and Stafford are the future of the NFL.
>>63486445
The way I see it, Manziel knows he's made out of glass, guy had a hamstring injury in just his second start. So he scrambles because he knows there are defensive players that are dirty as fuck and willing to do anything to get that sack for their stats and money.
>>63486569
Which begs the question, why is he even in thr nfl?
>>63486561
>Stafford is 27
>Dalton is 28
>"future"
>tfw you want your team to win but at this point the season lost anyway and might as well tank for a qb
>>63486619
That's an entire generation if they manage to stay healthy. Can you into math?
>>63486291
>implying you don't already dress up in women's clothes
>>63486612
Players made of glass make it to the NFL all the time.
Reggie Bush
Victor Cruz
Ben Rapistberger
McClowney
Brandon Marshall ect,
>>63486569
The irony here is that McCown already played the Rams, so Manziel has little to fear from anyone else.
What if Brady stopped being a kuck and convinced Gisele to change her last name to Brady? Could he possibly be any more based?
>>63486790
Why would he? A big part of her income is based on name recognition
>>63486790
She makes way more money than him, tho'
>>63486092
>this just in: young players make more mistakes than older players
Who the fuck would have thought?
The film is certainly shown to Manziel himself so he can see his mistakes and learn from them. And seeing as playoff hopes for this year are all but dead, this might just be the season for him to start, make errors, acknowledge them and get better.
I agree with starting McCown, but only until the first loss. 9-7 team can miraculously get a wild card spot, an 8-8 one cannot. Then it would be time to just give it to Johnny and finally decide whether to keep him or trade him after this year.
>tfw Seattle sweeps AZ and takes the division from them again
>>63486930
How many games do you think Manziel can stink it up in before the media and fans start completely shitting on him? Don't you think that would affect his development? He is extremely raw. None of the newer starting quarterbacks like Carr or Bridgewater were this far behind when they started. He is simply not ready to to get on the field. You don't teach a heart surgeon by giving him a scalpel on his first day. He needs to master the basics before moving on to the advanced shit. Consider his teammates too, by the end of the game the receivers were slacking on routes because they knew it wouldn't matter, no imagine a them doing that for the rest of the year. Starting Manziel right now would destroy that team and any potential moving forward.
>this was legal
lil
>>63484477
Eagles
Ritter Sport strawberry yogurt
Osom/a/tsu-san
>>63486879
And still makes Brady pay for everything. Super kuck
>>63484477
Lions
Mike and Ikes Jolly Joes
The Knick
>>63484477
Packers
seroogys chocolate bars
its always sunny
>>63485550
Wait a second. Zac Dysert is still around? The fuck where?
Why are black offensive linemen and tight ends even less common than black QBs? Just curious.
>>63487087
Houston Texicanas, Mexicana
Bills/Jets tomorrow. now answer me this if you will
>Who wins
>Estimate the shitposting out of 10, in the gamethreads tomorrow
>Did rex ryan make a good decision going to Buffalo
>>63487110
its one of the few positions white people are good at, stop asking questions and just let them have it
>>63487126
Jest
7/10, will be plentiful because rivalry/thursday night but not as much as youd expect
No
>>63487126
Why not? seems like rex is better off there than he was in NY
>>63487144
oops, meant for >>63487137
>>63487144
>you now realize Rex's record with the Bills right now is the same as it was his first year coaching the Jets.
9-7 playoff Bills confirmed
>>63487192
I can see Oakland/Pittsburgh/NY having the wild card spots instead of buffalo
>>63487110
Because those positions require intelligence.
Black QBs were the rage when scrambling qbs were a thing because of Mike Vick. Now people are starting to see how retarded that is too
>>63487200
>Oakland
not with that defense. Woodson is literally the only good player on it.
>>63487213
Isn't he the oldest player in the NFL or something? I find that ironic as fuck the fact that he leads the league in INTs
>>63483346
>Luck down again
>Hasselbeck with a losing record team in the playoffs
>>63487128
Whites tend to excel at all positions
Niggers only excel at positions that require running or blocking.
>>63487241
>running and blocking
so pretty much 2/3 of the game
>>63483358
Feast Mode
>tfw all the great passers retire and we're stuck with a bunch of meme qbs
>>63484477
>Panthers
>Sour Skittles
>Rurouni Kenshin
>>63487226
>Yfw Hasselbeck has as many wins as Luck
>In 5 less starts
>>63487275
Rodgers isn't retiring anytime soon and Carr, Luck and Bortles look to be pretty solid non meme qbs
If anything meme qbs look to be on the down trend the last couple years
>talib nigga'd out
>ware ded
aw shit please don't lose to the chiefs
>>63483779
MR. NICE GUY
>>63487275
the next great non meme QB is currently tutoring behind Brees and his name is Garrett Grayson
>>63487407
nigga pls
this man is the future of the NFL and you can't stop him
>>63487418
He lost his first two starts
>>63484477
Dolphins
Reese's Sticks
Arrow
>>63487258
If you think running and blocking is all there is to football, you're retarded.
>>63487457
>TFW Arrow's success is leading to all of these shitty DC spinoffs
>>63487418
>When Tom retires the Pats will finally be done
Excellent
>>63487467
flash has been great so far, but legends looks dumb
>>63487459
2/3 =/= All
Kinda looks like youre retarded
>>63487471
If tommy boy drops off and doesn't retire, Belichick will cut him and he'll end up going to the texans
>>63487502
Saying running and blocking is half the game is like saying all there is to being a QB is passing the ball. It's retarded.
>>63486381
I don't understand can someone explain?
>>63487516
If you have to explain the joke, it's no longer funny
>>63487418
speaking of
>yer team
>the team's backup qb
>how well would the team do if he had to sub in medium- to long-term like Hasselbeck does now?
>Patriots
>Stefan "Steve Young III" Giovane
>right now, fairly confident he could keep the team in the game most times
>>63487450
he was hardly given good talent to work with in his first two starts. We haven't seen him truly get a chance to unleash with the weapons the Pats have because he's had to rely on scrambling a good part of the time and the aforementioned second- and third-stringers to work with.
>>63487503
COULD YOU IMAGINE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
>iggles win all the remaining games aside from NE and Ari
>10-6 for the third straight year
If this does happen idk how to feel. I know NE is all but a guaranteed loss, but they've beaten the Cards before, though the team was different then.
Hopefully the win in Dallas lit a fire under their ass and they do very well in thos second half of the season.
>>63487522
>Panthers
>Derek Anderson
He would be starting on alot of teams and hes been to a probowl so yeah
>>63486381
ha ha ha ha
>dogeimage,jpg
>>63487521
Ohh ok I get it now
Thanks sorry that I don't give a shit about specific animal names to know that instantly
>>63487522
Lions
Dan Ovorlosky
Just as terrible as we're doing now. He was one of the backups in the 2008 season as well.
>>63487503
Brady isn't Pey pey, I think he knows when he'll be done. Brady and Peyton are the same age but Brady is still good, Pey Pey is just a game manager now and he can't even do that right now.
>>63487522
What happened to the Italian "handsome" guy?
>eagles
>Sanchize
>12-4
>>63487547
Your parents never took you to the Zoo? You never learned about big cats in grade school? You never watched Animal Planet when it was actually about animals? Seriously?
>yfw the cowboys go 4-12 leaving their 4 year average to 8-8
>yfw they go 8-8 again next year
>>63487573
Wild animals aren't relevant in everyday life when you work in a bank m8
![tumblr_inline_nlmwfaEL7S1s0p3g5_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0PGnsWx.jpg "tumblr inline nlmwfaEL7S1s0p3g5 500[1]")
>>63485862
Comme back to >>>/pol/ mein freund. We have much work to do.
>>63485862
Why the fuck do you watch football Fedora? Almost all of the major players in football are religious and serious about their faith and they don't rub it in anyone's face like you retards do.
>>63487558
>I think he knows when he'll be done
>says he can play for 10 more years
k
>>63487592
>he thinks /pol/ isn't full of retards who believe in god
>>63485629
50 shekels? What on earth do you need 20 shekels for? I dont have 10 shekels
>>63487617
>Implying being a fedora isn't retarded
The Universe was made when nothing collided with nothing and created more nothing, which somehow became something
>>63487610
>tfw Brady dink and dunks his way to his mid to late 40's
as long as Bill continues to make a system comfortable for him, the only thing stopping Brady is injuries.
>>63487625
there will always be a fast white guy there to coral in 15 catches on 5 yard curl routes
>>63485626
I guess im biased since I read the books too which were awesome
>time to switch it up,
>favorite nfl player in the game
>worst show that you've seen all of
>loved Dion Lewis, so now Jamie Collins?
>I am completely unabashed to say I have seen all 7 seasons of burn notice
ladies and gentlemen
I present to you
The Disney Raiders
>>63486632
how is the season lost? 10-6 will still win the division. The eagles loss was a huge blow, because it likely took away the tiebreaker so we'll have to win the division outright, but even 9-7 might be good enough for that.
>>63487639
Marsahwn Lynch but I'm not a Seahawks fan. Guy is fucking fun to watch and I'm glad he's never been fined for his "hold muh dick" taunts
I've suffered through all of Buffy. Don't even know why i watched it
>>63487625
Bellicheck is turning 64 in the spring though. What if he goes senile soon?
>>63487636
>he'll always be a late round draft pick
>he'll always play ridiculously beyond expectations, get traded, and then play like shit on a new team
cheating or not, this man turns shit to gold
>>63487625
time breaks down everything, his reads and release will slow down and at 43 he would be lucky to be a less athletic alex smith tier game manager without the out of pocket ability
and thats all if Bill can maintain a strong o-line to protect his aging qb
>>63487659
Genuinely worried about this
>>63487647
>Disney's bottomless pockets
>Star Wars, Disney, and Marvel themes over all Raider events and games
>ESPN has exclusive broadcasting rights to all Raider's games
>Raiders win the owl 5 years in a row because the jews in Disney demand it
>>63487659
>Bill Belichick turns into Al Davis
>Patriots turn into the new Raiders
>Raiders turn into the new Patriots
>>63483346
Browns
>Roster update: We've signed DB De'Ante Saunders & LB Jayson DiManche to the practice squad.
>>63487696
Bellicheck doesn't own the Patriots, Kraft will give Bill and Brady the boot before they break down the franchise.
>>63487683
keeping your mind active is one of the greatest preventative measures against senility, alzheimers and other aging shit.
and on that end Bill is one of the most scheming bastards in the league
>>63483953
>implying the Browns are good enough to make something out of a playoff berth
This organization is shit and they need to stop pretending like every season is "win now"
Develop a fucking team, stick with a young qb for more than a year and maybe they'll start doing better.
>>63487706
>tfw McDaniels is the new Patriots coach
>>63487695
>>ESPN has exclusive broadcasting rights to all Raider's games
I fucking hate the soulless at fox and half the people in cbs despite being Disney affiliated but having John madden 2.0 Jon Gruden call plays for the raiders will be a godsend
Added to that raiders being nationally televised again oh god.. I should not get too excited
>>63487750
well, it's about the closest the Raiders will ever get to having Gruden back.
>>63487730
God please no
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFLRoundTable/comments/3sd32a/who_is_your_choice_for_nfl_mvp/
>serious NFL discussion
>>63487750
I dont have ESPN and I dont feel like watching some shitty russian stream every time I want to watch the raiders
>>63487777
Nice!
>>63487823
git the fuck out reddit!
>>63487790
get ready for some early 90's shenanigans when it happens. Kraft had Parcells & Carroll during the Bledsoe era and McDaniels is definitely a step down from both of those coaches.
Might as well bring back the throwbacks and use them as mains, make it seem like the Flying Elvis era never even happened.
Is Luck done in Indy?
>>63487647
>Sharing a stadium with a divisional rival
>>63487647
>sharing a stadium with the fucking raidniggers
fuck Disney
>>63484706
TYBC
Y
B
C
His wife looks like a GOAT qt
>>63484843
I have episodes of the original power rangers recorded on vhs when I was young and they have all the original 90s commercials. This was one of them.
I just nostalgia'd so hard, you can't even imagine
>>63487647
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why was Bellicheck a bust with the Browns but a success in New England
>>63483406
>stats
Cam is marginally better with a great running game and OL and is an MVP candidate.
Go figure.
>>63487936
Cleveland is cursed.
>>63487936
Browns.
>>63487936
he wasn't
>>63484477
Saints
Reese's penut butter cups
I only watch espn
>>63487110
Because they're all intelligence positions that don't simply rely on you being able to run and catch a ball.
The flashy WRs and RBs simply need to run fast and either catch the ball, or not drop it when it's passed to you.
>>63487936
He made the Browns owl contenders
that's a big fucking accomplishment
>>63484477
Chargers
Milky Way or Butterfingers
Curse of Oak Island
>yfw Hasselback takes the Colts to the playoffs and Luck is let-go in the offseason
>>63483346
Please
Jeff Garcia played with
Dislocated shoulder, broken ribs on one side, 2 cracked on the other, partially torn acl and mcl, 2 broken fingers on left hand, dislocated elbow, bruised sternum, Multiple cracked vertebrae, bruised spleen and a high ankle sprain
Jeff Garcia
>>63487878
You mean the raiders have to share with the chorgers
they have been irrelevant for decades and the one time they were hot shit they lost to the wild card raider team , excluding their gifted SB run against the cheating broncos.
>>63487936
Had belli had just two years
TWO years
He would have made the browns possible owl champions , definitely owl contenders for maybe half a decade until he moved on.
As you saw with the ravens , his blue print was all over that team and he would have done so much more especially since his strongest suit has always been defense
>>63487959
>>63488005
they only made the playoffs with them once in 5 years
his last year they were 5-11
>>63488009
yeah but look at what retarded GM he had to put of with at the time and on top of that the owner trying their hardest to get out of cleavland similiar to georgia and stan with the rams , art wanted to get the fuck out of cleavland and honestly who can blame him.
Most of the pro bowlers bill had under him were never able to produce the same production after he left the team and they were still young guys
>>63484316
Buccs are gonna beat you guys. Rams probably will, too.
>>63487625
Brady is a nutcase in the offseason. Plus he was a late bloomer. Compare how he looks to farve
Brady will play another 7 is my guess. 45. He's obsessed with being the goat. Hes rich, beautiful wife and kids, tall and handsome . What else is he going to improve on. 5 rings is his goal no doubt
>>63487663
Basically. Matt cassel best example
>>63487730
Mike Patricia
He'll be next ne head coach unless someone grabs him
>>63487837
No just injured
>>63487936
Browns.
>>63487957
They aren't I've got graphs for that >>63488035
This is true
>>63485431
Thanks senpai
>>63484477
>stillers
>peanut butter m&ms
>The Leftovers
so who is going to be hasselbeck's backup?
tebow
ponder
flynn
pryor
Graph time
>>63488071
Which state per capita produces the most nfl players and per capita one of the highest Slave owning states?
>>63488078
Trick question. Most of the most southern states do
>>63488071
>>63488095
What was the closest of a complete california team winning a bowl? Was it one of the raider teams or niner teams?
>>63484477
Pats
Gummy Berries (pic)
Narcos
>>63488106
forgot the pic
>>63488103
Meh I've got to dig on that one..
>>63484522
Third string material /desu senpai/
>>63488122
>>63488118
Watch I'll get banned again for this. It's nfl stuff come on
>>63488118
>the city of Minnesota
>>63488122
>Eagles are the whitest team
>yfw they were right about Chip
>>63488122
>other
>you now remember Sinorice Moss
>>63488118
I'm just genuinely curious on that to be honest. It just seems fascinating that the state with three teams , 8 bowls could have possibly assembled a near-complete california team and won a bowl.
I'm going to guess it was the raiders since niners were more into buying players in quantities whereas raiders picked up small sample sizes of rejects.
>>63488122
>race
>hispanic
but its not a race though
>inb4 I opened a can of worms
>>63488122
wait, what's other?
>>63488122
>no Asian superstar
They've been over here long enough. Time to teach them kids football.
>>63485383
It's true you retarded japanimation poster
>>63488133
Mongoloid - negroid mix
Think kap
>63488131
>>63488131
Were left overs from Reid's run. Reid liked white lineman, tes and qbs
Kelly not so much
>>63484868
I was alive in the '70s kid
>>63484868
speak for yourself kid
>>63484477
>panthers
>skittles by the fistful
>jeopardy
i don't watch much tv
is greg hardy the biggest troll in america right now?
>>63488156
>Reid
>White QBs in Philly
>>63488171
I know seems weird. Look at mcnabbs back ups. Detmer, that redneck guy, feeley etc
Besides mcnabb and Vick
Meh
>>63488136
Probably raiders or steelers
>>63488139
Same with Jew but you can't say that
>>63488142
Mixed
These graphs are going somewhere
Luck to Chicago
Forte to green bay
Cutler to Detroit
Staford and lacy to Minnesota after AP gets hurt and they realize they need a non game managing qb
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>>63488122
>Negro Football League
>Nigger Felon League
>No Fun League
>>63488130
>Black people in Minnesota
Having a team there probably doubled the number of blacks in the state
Fuck the nigger cats!
And fuck that wannabe "MVP" Cam!
Brady, Rodgers, Rivers, Brees, Palmer, Eli, Dalton, Carr and even Wilson would make a better MVP and that just the qbs.
fucking no good thug laptop stealing, college cheating Nigger Cats!
>>63484490
what do you mean about golden tate in fantasy?
is phillys pass d that bad?
>>63485685
Makes him even more elite
Fuck the ginger cats!
And fuck that wannabe "MVP" Dalton!
Brady, Rodgers, Rivers, Brees, Palmer, Eli, Cam, Carr and even Wilson would make a better MVP and that just the qbs.
fucking no good ginger haired, prime time choking Ginger Cats!
>>63488122
>iggles are the whitest
>mfw EatDatPussy445 got c.ucked
I was 100% sure Patriots would be the whitest
God, I'm so sorry, but I must keep posting this, because if I don't, something Scarletism worked really hard on will die
So yeah, just a quick reference thingy since we're at the season halfway point now. This is every team's strength of schedule change sorted by rank distance. For example, the Titans had the 25th hardest schedule so far (looking only at the games every team played), and they will have the 6th hardest schedule from here on out (looking only at the games left to play for every team), so the difference is -19. Obviously a negative number means the second half of the season will be harder, and positive numbers mean it will be easier, statistically speaking anyways.
30 Kansas City Chiefs
28 Indianapolis Colts
27 Jacksonville Jaguars
15 Baltimore Ravens
15 New Orleans Saints
15 San Francisco 49ers
14 Washington Redskins
13 Green Bay Packers
11 St. Louis Rams
8 Oakland Raiders
8 Pittsburgh Steelers
6 Seattle Seahawks
5 Carolina Panthers
5 Cleveland Browns
5 Detroit Lions
4 Dallas Cowboys
0 Miami Dolphins
0 New York Jets
0 Philadelphia Eagles
-2 Buffalo Bills
-6 Chicago Bears
-8 Cincinnati Bengals
-8 San Diego Chargers
-11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
-12 New England Patriots
-17 Houston Texans
-18 Denver Broncos
-19 Tennessee Titans
-27 Atlanta Falcons
-27 New York Giants
-28 Arizona Cardinals
-29 Minnesota Vikings
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>>63487216
Mike Adams leads it
>>63488525
Fuck you our team is finally doing good
Go hate on another team ya fat faggot
>>63488581
Fuck the Fudge Packers!
And fuck that wannabe "MVP" Rodgers!
Brady, Cam, Rivers, Brees, Palmer, Eli, Dalton, Carr and even Wilson would make a better MVP and that just the qbs.
fucking no good bobby hill on steroids nelson, Really Really likes women, choking Fudge Packers!
>>63488566
minnesota confirmed meme team
Post yfw the lions win their first playoff game in 30 years next season
>the patriots are 8-0
>your team isn't
>>63488671
panther bro here
>>63488671
>Mayo is Canadian
>you're not
>>63488538
Patriots are strategically white, same with the Packers
>>63484793
Jernigan poked him in the eye during the divisional game last year. Didn't look nearly as intentional or obvious as talib' but Brady's eye was extremely bloodshot the rest of the game and for the post game press conference
>>63488642
Not until they start losing
>>63488671
but my team is 8-0
>>63487647
Fuck that. The Carson plan is complete garbage on principle alone. Uprooting two long-time divisional rivals from their homes and placing them in soulless Los Angeles is bad enough, but then forcing one of them (almost certainly the Chargers) to change conferences is just criminal.
Here's hoping Kroenke's plan gets approved first so that other abomination falls through.
>>63488642
does that make the chiefs not a meme team?
>>63488799
Nah I hope they take the Chargers, raiders, Rams and Vikings and put them all in la, all in the same conference. The city will be divided. Civil war will break out. Riots constant
The fire rises
>>63488566
This is a pretty good way to wake up and settle into /nfl/. I know this is supposed to be ironic or something like that, but I'm going to pretend you legitimately liked that post because it makes me smile.
So are the Raiders coming home now?
>>63488842
They did that in '95 2bh
>daily reminder that he sacrificed his life for the next 5 years so we can continue shitposting
>>63488867
thad was better 2bh
>>63488867
Literally who?
>>63488875
thad was a retard, lex was mostly just drunk
>>63486561
>Fatford
>mfw imaging AFC championship games between Carr and Bortles
So, if/when the Chargers leave, am I allowed to switch teams?
>>63486381
My sides
>>63488849
Raiders true home is in LA bruh
No one associates the Raiders with Oakland anymore
>>63488910
No. Changing teams is only allowed if your city gets a new team to replace the one that left.
>>63488935
Can I follow the Chargers until Rivers retires if they move? Because that'd be the only thing keeping me a fan.
>>63488919
How does Florida support 3 NFL teams. I heard they were shit at showing up for live sports.
>>63488919
>polling audience is facebook
So basically it's just a map of casuals then, right?
>>63488976
They don't support them well which is why Jacksonville keeps trying to move
>>63488950
Yes. Hopefully based rivers gets another chance at a playoff run.
>>63488976
London Jaguars
Sounds so awesome. No need to change the name.
>>63488919
>normiebook
>>63488987
Facebook is generally representative of the total population, we've been over this many times and proven facebook to be a reliable source of data
>>63488813
According to this metric, the chiefs have the easiest schedule in the league
Is anyone good at basic photoshop? Can anyone photoshop a picture of Willie Sneads face on General Grievous???
>>63486381
New England Leopards?
>>63489037
finally someone gets it jesus christ
>>63488919
that map is misrepresentative though, because it only indicates the MOST popular team in each country regardless of strength. for example one team could be 50% and another 45% with all other fans making up the last 5%, but it makes it look like the huge minority segment is nonexistent.
especially when it comes to the raiders, who lost some fan presence by leaving to LA, even though they got some back when they returned home. as a result they have a strong presence in both norcal and socal, it's just that the 49ers have a bit more norcal strength from being in the same market since forever ago.
likewise, I'm sure chargers fandom extends solidly north for a while too at least until bakersfield, but it doesn't show there because it's not necessarily #1 in those counties, just a strong second.
Guys whats going on? I met some girl who said I was cute and she asked me to go to her house. I said ok and went to her house. When I got there she gave me cookies and told me to go up to the bedroom. I didn't know why she was asking me that but I did. She told me to lay down on the bed, which was weird because I didn't bring my pajamas. I laid down and she went into the bathroom. She came out and had no clothes on. I asked what was going on and that she should cover up her lady-parts. Instead of covering up she climbed onto the bad and got over me. Her boobies hung just inches over my face, which was scary because I had never seen boobies before. She put her lady-parts on my crotch and started moving. I reached down and freaked out because my penis had gotten hard. i said we need to go to a doctor to check my penis out. But she said no and that she knew how to fix it. She unziped my fly and pulled my penis out. Some clear liquid leaked out and it scared me. I asked her how she going to make it go soft again and she grabbed my penis and put it INSIDE her. I started screaming and told her to stop but she started moving and made me feel weird. Her parts were very wet and I asked why she was peeing, but she only laughed. She kept moving and soon I felt like I had to pee. I told her to get off so I could go pee.She didn't listen and kept going. I warned her I was going to have and accident. Suddenly my penis squirted and it went soft. When she got off me I could see white stuff leaking from her lady-parts. I asked her what just happened and she only giggled. I felt kinda mad that she did this, but then again, she did fix my penis. What the fuck happened to me guys?
Pic related. the girl in question.
>>63487620
Edelman is the only Jew I like desu
>>63489041
Yeah, but in LA, you never see any other gear BUT Raider gear.
I've never met a 49er, Packer, Cowboys, etc fan in LA.
>>63489040
but yknow, the panther is probably the one that is really the leopard in that image. no really, panthers aren't actually a distinct species of cat, they're just a variant of leopards (asia/africa) or jaguars/cougars (americas) that has all black fur instead.
>>63489047
I-is that actually what it's like having sex?
>>63483882
>this Carolina delusion
Except we haven't almost lost to the Aints while they were playing Josh fucking Mccown senpai
>>63484387
this. dalton will still dalton in the playoffs. Cam is a good rb but he's a dogshit qb
>>63489054
do you actually live there? I'm only in the suburbs but every time I travel there and end up going to different areas (it's a large city area-wise, even for a major city) I see many different minority fanbases represented in small numbers. I've even seen the rare oilers jersey on occasion. true, MOST of them are raiders, but the chargers, 49ers, packers, cowboys, steelers, and patriots in particular have strong minority presence, the chargers being chief among them.
I think the only ones I've never seen personally are jaguars and ravens, but I've heard of sightings of them.
>Hardy trolling all the libtards
Top fucking kek
>>63484477
Colts
gummy worms
Ash vs the Evil Dead
>>63489067
yeah I've heard that growing up. Never seen one in the woods just heard them and that was sp00py enough.
>>63485602
>>63485726
>currently airing show
>currently
fucking foreigners
>>63489132
Game of Thrones is currently airing
>>63489142
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944947/episodes?season=6&ref_=tt_eps_sn_6
not for another 6 months dumb fuck
>>63489012
But as far as I can tell it shows they had the hardest 1st half then the easiest second half
If maybe not in as many words
But it appears they gave the greatest disparity between a tough first half and an easy second half
>>63489154
Currently airing means a show that hasn't ended or been canceled.
>>63486619
>>63488902
There are actually 0 elite qbs under 30
Carr has looked good but not elite
And we have only seen Dalton play on Thursday primetime which is just pretend prime time and still haven't seen him succeed at any amount in the playoffs
>>63489175
that's not at all correct though, you're thinking of "still running" or something like that
>>63489188
Nope, a show being "on air" means it's still in production.
3 hours, 16 minutes until Dennis Pita is forced to retire.
>finally get a non cowboys game for 4:00 game of the week
Please tell me Bridgewater will be healthy for the battle of the busts.
>mfw the 49ers tried to trade up to get dalton
>mfw the bengals beat them to it so the 49ers had to settle for kaepernick
>mfw thinking about what could have been
>>63489236
>mfw the Bengals would probably have won a playoff game by now
>>63489020
Please?
>>63489236
Ehh, Dalton is more a product of what's around him. Don't beat yourself up, I doubt the 49ers could have drafted as good as the Bengals the last few years.
>>63489269
That 49ers team had alex smith starting every game and went 13-3, they had plenty of talent
>>63489281
would dalton have won the starting job in training camp over alex smith in his rookie year, though? kaepernick didn't, and dalton started for the bengals mainly because there was no more carson palmer.
need new bread
new bread
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>>63489597
>>63489610
>>63489610
>>63489610
>>63489610
better new thread
>>63483483
He's a runningback shaped like a bowling ball
>>63489087
I agree that Dalton is a better QB overall, but Cam is top-notch in clutch situations
