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NFL General: Ironman Luck Edition
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This qb has PLAYED with a broken shoulder, ribs, ankle, and a kidney.

SD:Malcom Floyd has torn labrum, season in doubt
FA:Joseph Randle slapped with 4-game suspension
IND:Stunner: Luck out 2-6 weeks with kidney issue
PIT:Report: D-Will should be fine for Week 10
BUF:LeSean McCoy officially 'limited' on Tuesday
CLE:Pettine: Josh McCown will start if healthy
FA:Joseph Randle's league status still uncertain
PIT:Ben Roethlisberger not ruling himself out
BUF:Rex Ryan believes McCoy will play Thursday
FA:Browns waive ex-Seahawks RB Robert Turbin
DAL:Jones emphatically says Romo playing Week 11
BAL:Dennis Pitta meeting with doctors Tuesday
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>>63483346
1st for Panthers
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>>63483346
>Peyton Manning is 1st in the league for interceptions thrown, 13 (thirteen)
>Peyton Manning is 24th in the league for touchdowns thrown 9 (nine), behind Jameis Winston
>Peyton Manning is 30th in the league for passer rating (75.6), just behind COLIN KAEPERNICK
>Be three yards away from a NFL record
>Throw interception

MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE LEFT THIS PLANET
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>tfw you fumbled the ball
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>not having an objectively perfect season
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>>63483358
it's not funny if you have to explain the joke
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When my nutsack gets sweaty, it starts to smell like cheesecake. Just thought I'd leave that out there.

bengals r da bomb
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>>63483346
>Joseph Randle suspended for 4 games and cut from the Cowboys
So according to this obviously non-cluster fuck of a league, whatever he did is worse than Greg Hardy.

Did he punch out Jason Garrett? I sort of looked like Garrett had black eyes...or he's not getting enough sleep.
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Colts
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>>63483748
are done for.
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Lions > Puckers
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>>63483346
>CLE:Pettine: Josh McCown will start if healthy
FUCKING PETTINE IS A CLUELESS MORON THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO START MCCOWN WE ALREADY KNOW HE'S SHIT WE NEED TO GIVE MANZIEL A CHANCE TO DEVELOP HE ALREADY LOOKS PROMISING THIS FUCKING ORGANIZATION WILL NEVER GO ANYWHERE
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>>63483760
that means more fantasy points for my browns TE

good :))
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No more......
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>>63483779
fall guys
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>>63483760
>Manziel
>promising
Pick one
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>>63483760
Both are shit but McCown is better and Pettine is more concerned with keeping his job than developing a shit QB
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>>63483788
He looked fine on Thursday his receivers just couldn't catch for shit
>>63483796
McCown may be better in the short term but we need to develop a franchise QB. We still don't know if Johnny can be that guy but he looks promising and we'll never know until we give him the reigns for an extended period of time
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2nd for Cardiac Cats
>worst 1-0 team
>worst 2-0 team
>worst 3-0 team
>worst 4-0 team
>worst 5-0 team
>worst 6-0 team
>worst 7-0 team
>worst 8-0 team
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>>63483847
On the flipside, is it worth risking him in meaningless games with zero receiving threats when your season is already decided?
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>>63483852
But the worst 8-0 team is clearly the Bengals at this point
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>>63483852
Niners were the worst 1-0 team
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Is Von Miller the dirtiest player in the NFL?
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>>63483869
it's worth it to give him some game experience. Hopefully they can pick up some WRs in the offseason and a coach who knows what the fuck he's doing and Manziel could have a shot at being decent
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>>63483852
Bruncos were the worst undefeated team senpai. It's kinda why they aren't undefeated anymore
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>>63483901
how can Talib say he wasn't going for his eye when he extends his pointer and middle finger and aims it right for the socket?

just man up and say you wanted to poke the fucker
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>>63483847
McCown is the better option now because the Browns are surprisingly still in the Wild Card race.
>No one in the AFCS will be a WC team
>Ravens suck and Steelers are snakebitten with injuries
>Oakland isn't as good as everyone thought
>Neither is Buffalo.
With McCown, they have a shot to win 3 of the next 4. (PIT, BAL, SF, lose to CIN)
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>>63483901

Where's the Von Miller one?
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>>63483965
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Patrioots
Boongals
Bruncoos
Cloots
DAAAAHHH RAAIIDERSSSS
Joots

Poonthers
Cardinoodles
Poockers
Gioonts
Vookings
Falcoons
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>>63483958
I almost feel sorry for Peyton at this point. He's getting keked by Luck worse than Brady get's keked by Eli
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>>63483977

I mean him kneeing down a player.
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>>63483978
>DAAAAHHH RAAIIDERSSSS
Berman is insufferable

/Raidnigger
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>>63483953
>they're still in the Wild Card race
I guess technically they aren't eliminated yet but they have no reasonable chance at making the playoffs. They'll go 2-2 in that stretch at best. There's no way they beat the Steelers or the Bengals and they'll probably drop one to the Ravens or 49ers. After that they play @ Seahawks, @ Chiefs, and against the Steelers again. The only one of those games that's winnable is the Chiefs and with the way they're surging recently I don't they'll beat them. We're looking at a 5-6 win season
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>>63483852
Don't worry pham, the Cats will be the best 10-6 team in the league come seasons end
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>>63483977
Kek, I love watching the Raiders sideline

>you idiots GO!
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three canadians in a row get
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Is Cam the most overrated player right now?
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>>63483406
to be fair while he's 3 points behind kaepernick, he's only like 4 points behind MVP MVP MVP scam newton
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>>63484103
That would be memewater and his memeteam
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>>63484036
That isthe least professional attitude to look at it as, and not what anyone in the Browns staff should be thinking. When you look at it from their perspective and their are employee's jobs on the line, you don't think "we have no real chance of making the playoffs even with the conference collapsing around us". Even though they are the Browns, they were all engrained with winning their entire lives to get to the pros.

This is an opportunity they have to try for, even if they fail. It's believable that 7 or 8 wins can get you into the WC.
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No more.....not my teammate
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>>63484103
Nope. That would be PeyPey (right now). He's still fellated by the media as elite even though he's a fucking shell of his former self. Rather than criticize him every loss is just "Tough break for Peyton"
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>>63484150
are you listening to podcasts from 2010 or something
i havent heard a single good thing about peyton all year except for the day or two after beating the packers
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Leave Talib to me!
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>>63484173
this
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>Allen Hurns is the youngest player to catch a TD pass in six or more consecutive games since Rob Gronkowski in 2011.

As a Jags fan it sorta feels good having two of the top 10 receivers on the year playing for out team.
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>>63484173
>2013 was 5 years ago
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>>63483346
is andrew luck a running back now? he's more reckless than rg3
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Post them

>5/8
I pride myself on my football knowledge and in depth knowledge of my Bears so I'm pretty stunned at the results.
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>>63484297
2015 jags = 2013 bears
And dolts will kek you out of the offs
Sorry desu
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>>63484332
'13 bears didn't even make it to the playoffs
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>>63484313

Andrew is the least qb in Madden to get hurt.
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>>63484332
Literally every team's best player in the AFC South could get injured right now and Dante Fowler Jr could suit up tomorrow and the Jaguars will still not win the division on the basis that their coach is one of the worst in NFL history.

>that part when he didn't call his timeout before the 2 minute warning
>I'll have to put up with this for 8 more games
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>>63483882
By what reason can you say that? Bengals are objectively better than the Panthers.
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>>63484195
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>>63484387
they've played an easier schedule and half their wins were by less than a TD
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>>63484387
>>63484417
Both those teams are shit you dumb fagit
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>>63484316
>predicting to be swept by your entire division
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>your team
>favorite candy
>favorite currently airing show

Eagles
Almond Joy
Jeopardy
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>>63484316
>W and L in the same color REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eagles
vs MIA
>W
I'm assuming lolphins don't have their shit together and their d line probably won't do much if Dallas and al its 1st rounders and FA line couldn't beat 1 (one) pro bowl center ,1 (one) out of position injured RT and basically 3 rookies
Run game gets going and if receivers front drop easy w
vs TB
>W
Easy w but the score will be close thanks to retarded deep balls to vjax and or evans
E
@ DET thanksgiving
>W
Eagles are undefeated all time on thanksgiving day won't change yet
Lots of sacks
Score will be close to retarded deep bombs to Megatron
Get golden gate on your fantasy trust me t b h f a a m I'm from the future
@ NE
L
Not Madman enough to beat sempai billyb
Yet
vs BUF
>W
Lesean McCoy will run a lot media will circlejerk le revenge match
All for naught because Chips run defense is top tier
vs ARI
>L
Fitz does things to the eagles for the millionth time again
Michael Floyd and John Brown will also put up big numbers even if Carson is sitting on bench desu
vs WAS
>W
Djax will get at least 100 yards 1 TD but redskins already used up their one autism shitpost win ticket of the year this win would cost them 9001 good boy pointa
@ NYG
>W
Chip is the anti atismo man and magically makes his o line play like dogshit sacks everywhere
Chip has their numner
Beckham will still put up 200 yards as the only quality offensive player on their team
10-6 again desu senpai
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>>63483977
Look at Based Carr signaling for time out while the others do nothing

TYBC
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>>63484342
Packers keked the burrs out of the playoffs week 17 in 2013
Win and in for both teams and cutlet had the game and the division in the bag and fucked it up
Little bit of refball too
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Why hasn't he been signed, bros?
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>>63483977
>Based Carr trying to call timeout
Truly the only light in this dark tunnel.
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>>63484512
cutlet didn't fuck it up. Peppers and Conte did.
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>>63484477
Eagles
Twix
Person of Interest
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>>63484476
He's 100% right so far though.
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>>63484477
Cowboys
Semen
Keeping up with the Kardashians
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>>63484477
Eagles
Reeses
Osomatsu-san
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>>63484477
Packer
Butterfingers
American Horror Story (This season sucks so far though)
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>>63483346
You can only post in this thread if your QB has only started every possible game of his professional career.
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>>63484522
How do we unfuck his shit /sp/?
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>>63484670
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here's wojack ben from my favorite meme

thanks to the anon who posted the blank one yesterday
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>>63483779

cociane :(
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THANK YOU BASED CARR
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>>63484706
TYBC

>avenge David
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>>63484706
TYBC
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>>63484718
>yfw David Carr has a Super Bowl ring
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>>63484706
He's wearing more mascara than she is...
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early SB prediction winner
for the second time in a row i predict the correct winner
patriots repeat and win the SB
screencap this
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>>63483503
Mine kinda smells like uncooked bread dough.

Also Oakland v Minnesota should be interesting this week.
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>>63484740
he fucking earned it
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>>63484740
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>>63484740
>yfw based Carr wins 6 rings for the Raiders
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>>63484766
how do you "earn" a ring as a third-string QB?
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>>63483654
NFL suspensions are all fucked up. Trying to blind a guy by poking him in the eye us only one game?

How hasn't any AFC team gouged Brady's eyeballs out yet?
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>>63484783
>By getting sacked 80 times a season for about six years and then being called a bust
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>>63484793
Respect for the greatest and best QB of all time
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>>63483779
More like,

No More doing it in front of cameras
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>>63484740
He does?
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>>63484774
>only 6 implying he wont win 10
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You now remember this fucking thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox27e5q9fb
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So whose career are we going to run with the #1 draft pick this year?
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>>63484837
Fuck, link got cut off... YOU NOW REMEMBER THIS FUCKING THING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox27e5q9fbI
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>>63484823
>no boob bouncing animation
2/10
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>>63484843
i had one of those
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>>63484841

Please Goff or Cook.

They're overrated shit.
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>>63484856
If they draft a QB in the first I'm fucking done watching football
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>>63484843
>implying anyone on /sp/, including you, were even alive in 1996, let alone coherent enough to recognize what you were watching
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>>63484868
fuck off kid
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>>63484868
fuck off kid
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>>63484843
had it
so based
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>>63484876
Lemme guess tripfag, you're a college student like everyone else here, right? Meaning you were born between 1993 and 1997
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>>63484477
Vikings
Whatchamacallit
Fargo
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>>63484863

Don't worry, old bitch Ford isn't that bad of an owner.
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>>63484843

We tried to play with those because "MUH JOHN FUCKING ELWAY".

God damn that thing sucked and you broke it after 2 throws.
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>>63483346
>mfw Indy sports media blaming Luck entirely just because Grigson is their buddy

Did the same thing when Larry Bird was trying to kill the Pacers.
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>>63484891
>implying I went to college

I'm too smart for that shit, besides I'm past the college going age
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You may only post if your team has 2 players that are stat leaders.

> All 31 teams besides Colts need no response.
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>>63484895
Fuck off back to twitspee mauer
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>>63484936
>DAE le rick and morty pinnacle of comedy XD

fuck off back to reddit, trip, and kill yourself
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>>63484951
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>>63484951

No they'll ban me as soon as I call anyone a kike.
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>>63484951
Say what you want about me, but you leave Rick and Morty out of this
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>>63484974
lmao rick and morty is *burp* so hilarious!

dae get schwifty XD

dae poopy butthole XD
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>>63484941
Brady - 22 TDs
Chandler Jones - 9.5 sacks
Stephen Gostowski - Tied for 19 FG (and 19/19 made)
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>>63484985
>Redditors pretending to hate shit reddit likes

Calm down, no one cares
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>>63484985
>stop liking what I don't like!

come on dipshit, you can do better than that. show me what you got
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>>63484933
>yfw Cam, McCown, Cutler, and Rivers are doing more with less
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Sneak's Official Post Week 9 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kingsâ„¢

1. Patriots
2. Bengals (+1)
3. Panthers (+1)
4. Broncos (-2)
5. Cardinals
6. Vikings (+2)
7. Seahawks (+2)
8. Giants (+6)
9. Steelers (+8)
10. Packers (-4)
11. Falcons (-4)
12. Jets
13. Rams (-4)
14. Eagles (+2)
15. Raiders (-4)
16. Colts (+4)
17. Bills (+4)
18. Saints (-5)
19. Chiefs (-1)
20. Redskins (-5)
21. Ravens (+1)
22. Dolphins (-3)
23. 49ers (+6)
24. Bears (+3)
25. Texans
26. Cowboys (-2)
27. Chargers (-4)
28. Titans (+4)
29. Bucs (-2)
30. Browns (-2)
31. Jaguars (-1)
32. Lions (-1)
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>>63485017
They haven't spent 4 years getting the shit beat out of them to the point of complete paranoia that he's going to get creamed a second and a half after the snap.

Luck should demand out for the sake of his own health.
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>>63485032
fuck off, Stork
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>>63485004
such a fag
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>>63484941
I think Castle and Weeden might be tied for "most starts without a win" at QB

>>63484951
>le ebin "go back to reddit meme"
well played my friend, that was some pretty good meming. I can tell you're an expert, you've obviously been on 4chin for 3, maybe even 4 weeks.
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>>63485068
name calling! HAHA you got him! I'd bet if he doesn't have any morals or intelligence, he'll take the personally from a troll like you!
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do you think kaepernick is sitting in his house singing im the man im the man to himself?
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So I'm sitting here in my underwear, drinking beer that is obviously skunked (which I just bought like an hour ago so I'm fucking pissed) watching the search for spock and posting on /sp/ because I'm too poor to afford a PS4 and Fallout.

God damn I need to unfuck my shit. Also wheelchair captchas, what a world we live in
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>>63484477
Bengals
Skor or Reeses
Nathan For You
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late night /nfl/ is a great motivator. They should show this shit to kids to keep them in school.
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>>63485105
I Kaepernick black, jewish, greek or arabic? I literally cannot tell what he is from that pic
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>>63485134
>buying beer in green/clear bottles
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>>63485150
nope bro, it's literally pic related. brown bottle master race
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>>63485157
I've had so many good times on Double Dog
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>>63485157
That is some memetastic looking beer
HOPS
PALE
ALE
IPA
BELGIUM
HOPS
IBU
MUH ALCOHOL CONTENT
8%
just give me some tasty beer
If it has 12% alcohol cool
If it has 4% cool
Just give me some tasty beer
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>>63485180
>tfw their winter IPA is just around the corner
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>>63483432
At least he held onto the helmet
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Can draftkings and fanduel be dead yet?
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>>63483946
because he's a bitch nigger
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>>63484814
He was the backup qb for the giants when they won it in 2011.
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>>63485231
Thread theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q
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>Wes Welker is not concerned about his history of concussions

can he even remember his history of concussions? Seems to me like brain damage and molly shouldn't mix. also can someone post the giant helmet shop of Welker?
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>>63483907
Titans are worse
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>>63485068
Hey Sean

>>63484477
Junior Mint
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>>63485105
That fucking hook nose shit
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>>63485301
I can live with him dying but why die for the rams?
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>>63485347
I have the same shaped nose as Kaepernick...
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>>63485361
Are you a jew or arab?
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>>63484490
>This Philly delusion

Your team is shit, and will stay shit forever.
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>>63484800
>the greatest and best QB of all time
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>>63485301
Odds on Welker ending up like Seau?
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>his QB DOESNT have 26 touchdowns
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>>63485394
>his QB isn't a regional game managing supervisor
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>>63485366
Neither. My father's family came from Wales in like the 1600's to Maryland like most Welsh/English Catholics and my Mom's family came from Ireland after WW1.

I think I'd rather be Arab or Jewish than of Britkek descent shake my head to be honest family.
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>>63484849
I got you senpai
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>>63484946
>he doesn't know Mauer's been dead for years
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>>63484740
>2 ex-Jags starting quarterbacks have Super Bowl rings with a new team
>2 ex-Jags head coaches went to the Super Bowl with a new team
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>>63485461
Sucks to suck doesn't it?
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So was 2007 the worst QB draft class of all time?

I mean it's pretty fucking bad when Drew Stanton is the best QB of the bunch
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Bengals are da bomb
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Alright guy, I'm sufficently drunk so I'm off to jerk off to BBW porn
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>>63485498
2013 will probably go down as the worst though it's so recent people still hold out hope one of the QBs will pan out.

>EJ Manuel
>Geno Smith
>Mike Glennon
>Matt Barkley
>Ryan Nassib
>Tyler Wilson
>Landry Jones
>Brad Sorensen
>Zac Dysert
>B. J. Daniels
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>>63485550
Mike Glennon is fantastic though
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>>63484652
reporting in
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>>63485418
>father's family came from Wales in like the 1600's to Maryland like most Welsh/English Catholics and my Mom's family came from Ireland after WW1

Wow we really are family
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>>63485483
the ironing of this post
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>>63485550

Tbh Landry doesn't look awful. Granted OP's mom could look good throwing to those receivers
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>>63485566
J-jake?
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>>63485578
only until based carr reaches his zenith
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>>63484011
........18 and 1 alone is enough to make me feel rage for the rest of my lifetime against those giants, you cannot compare
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>>63484477
>The patriots
>Reeses
>game of thrones
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>>63485602
>Reese's
>Game of Thrones

Reesie's Pieces is superior and GoT was absolute shit after season 1, the only good episodes being Jamie, Stannis and the Red Wedding episodes.
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>>63485591
>>63485602
gib shekels rabbi
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So does anyone have faith in the vikings? They've had an easy schedule so far but the real test comes now.

It's really hard to gauge them, since they held their own and lost by a FG to denver yet they barely beat the Bears and got BTFO by the 49ers.

I think they'll get the wild card with a record of 10-6 and wins over the packers at home, the bears, falcons, and giants. I'm not too sure about the seahawks, that could go either way.
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>>63485550
glennon totally keked the stillers
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>>63484477
raiders
peanut butter m&m's
nathan for you
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>>63485641
>that pic
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>>63485640
Their eye-test comes in a couple weeks against the Packers. If the Vikings win they're at least kind of for real (seeing as the Packers aren't actually nearly as good as their record shows)
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>>63485640
As long as Teddy Bridgewater is the quarterback the Vikings have absolutely no shot at winning anything unless they build a legendary defense and pick up another Adrian Peterson when it's time for them to compete.

As it stands both Carr and Bortles at least show flashes of being able to be more than game managers. Bridgewater is the worst of the three.

>inb4 super viking butthurt
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>>63484843

Why the hell is he gliding backwards at the end?
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>>63483460
Kikaha senpai
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>>63485656
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT CARR IS BETTER

Holy fuck man, why can't Raiders fans understand that a good QB doesn't automatically make a team good as a whole? The Vikings are an amazing team this year and have a decentish QB which is way better than the raiders having a shit team with an amazing QB.

All the Vikings have to do is get a good QB in FA or in draft and they'll be super bowl contenders while the Raiders still need to fill like 15 different holes besides their QB to even sniff a super bowl.
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>>63485674
Obvious false flagging is obvious
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>>63483346

>This qb has PLAYED with a broken shoulder, ribs, ankle, and a kidney.

And lied about it.
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Bengals are da bomb

xth for skipping class only to find out it was cancel.
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pup with large white sections (or black for that matter) dont pan out well because the black absorbs the dividing lines and the white blends in with the background. The Chiefs pup (like the team in real life) is a resounding failure regardless of which scheme I use but here it is
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>>63485705
Michael Pick is that you?
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>>63485674
A. you mad
B. The raiders really only need a secondary at this point. Go dump 20 mil on Josh Norman and draft Hargreaves and we gucci
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Is he.... Dare I say it, ELITE?
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>>63483901
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
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>>63484477
>Saints
>Dark Chocolate
>Game of Thrones
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and I finally made a Seahawks pup with the Seahawks logo instead of the "12's" logo
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>>63483953

You forgot about the Jets, you're inexplicably writing off the Raiders, the Bills are really good on paper/could easily resurge under Rexy and the Steelers are a competent organization capable of dealing with injury woes. The Browns have less of a chance than Miami.
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>>63484477

Bengals
Three Musketeers
Agents of SHIELD
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>>63484477
Eagles
Milky Way
South Park/Its Always Sunny
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>>63485674
Vikings fans would rather have Teddy over a lot of our previous quarterbacks, we whom worship teddy see a lot of things the media doesn't show you.
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>>63484525

Spoiler: the light is an incoming train
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>>63485757
Carr has enough faith in the almighty God that he could just pray and the train would swerve out of the way
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>>63484477
Seahawks
Skittles
Big Bang Theory
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>>63483953
>Browns
>still in the Wild Card race
What the fuck? They're 2-7. They'd have to win out to even stand a chance and even then 9-7 would most likely not be enough
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>>63484477

Pats
Kit Kat
Nathan UUUU
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>>63485766
>would swerve
>into the tunnel wall
>walls collapse
>Jesus freak Derek Carr and everyone on the train is rip in piece

sounds legit
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>>63485790
God truly does work in mysterious way
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>>63484477
>Pats
>Reese's PB cups
>Archer
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>>63485770
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>>63485766
>>63485790
Seriously though, I want to like Carr but him being a religious nut job makes it really hard for me to ever do it. It's pretty clear he has a minuscule IQ and is probably an absolutely insufferable person to be around.
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>>63485775
but methematically is doable, fucking nfl sould be less delusional and avoid stupid things like seeding pats 1st even when bungholes had a tougher schedulle and its conference record is 7-0 or giving the tie breaker to fudge packers when viqueens had a better divisional record

http://www.nfl.com/playoffs/playoff-picture
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>>63485812
>try to get friend into Archer
>first episode he watched was the one where he gets keked by the black agent
>refuses to watch it now
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>>63485822
How is he a nutjob exactly? If hes religious thats fine but if its like Westboro level than Id understand.
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>>63485032

Bretty good besides the Giants being way too high. Also, the Seahawks haven't really proven themselves to be that high (although they are that good), but by the same measure the Colts are too low.
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>>63485830
Isn't that like episode #2 anyway
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>>63485461
Brunell and Garrard's rings were as backups though. They didn't do much work for their new SB teams.

have faith, Jagsbros. Someday in your lifetime you'll be elite while still in Jacksonville.
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>>63485846
Anyone who still believes in god in 2015 is automatically a nut job in my book. We kind of have something called science and logic now that we are out of the proverbial stone age of thinking.
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>>63485550

Other than Brady, and maybe Pennington, 2000 was a shit-tier class.
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>>63485461
It'll be 3 soon
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>>63485868
>other than the greatest quarterback to ever walk the earth it was shit
2000 will never be remembered as bad simply because of Brady
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>>63484477
Colts
Reese's
>Watching TV outside of sports and debates
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>>63483346

Nice shoulder block into teammate's supposed German Suplex. Tag Champs desu desu sempai.
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>>63485862
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/

>>63485550
Which ones didn't make it? Nassib, Wilson, Dysert?
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>>63485830
The best episode is where Pam is abducted instead of Cheryl but it wouldnt be a good one to start with because it kinda fucks witht he character development of both Pam and Cheryl
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>>63484477
iggles
reese pieces
not really watching anything on tv right now
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>>63485895
The cocaine storyline where Pam gets addicted is absolute gold.
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>>63485858
Yeah I wish he could give it another shot. That one where hes skiing down a mountain with a naked woman was probably my favorite.
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>>63485860

Garrard never played for a team that won a ring. Leftwich maybe as a Steeler?
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>>63485906
Swiss Miss? That's a good one.

>>63485903
same
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>>63485914
I thought Garrard got one as a Raven. Could be wrong though.
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>>63484685
Is it wrong to pray for Ben's swift recovery, and Luck's prolonged absence, so we can have a Super Bowl XL rematch on Dec 6?
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>>63485827
>but methematically is doable
So they should start an old journeyman QB instead of seeing what they have in Mazniel because an old journeyman QB gives them a 0.2% chance of making the Wild Card?

Also you clearly do not understand the tie breaking procedure. Let me help you out

Divisional tie breakers (applicable to Vikings/Packers
>Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games between the clubs).
They haven't played each other, so we're disregarding that one
>Best won-lost-tied PERCENTAGE in games played within the division.
Packers are 1-0, Vikings are 3-0. Their division win percentage is the same at 1.000
>Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games.
Packers common games win percentage is higher, so they own the tie breaker

Conference (applicable to Bengals/Patriots)
>Head-to-head, if applicable.
They haven't played each other
>Best won-lost-tied PERCENTAGE in games played within the conference.
Patriots are 5-0, Bengals are 7-0. They're tied at the percentage of 1.000
>Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games, minimum of four.
Both are tied at 1.000 again
>Strength of victory
Patriots have a higher strength of victory. .431 against Bengals .412. Patriots own the tie breaker
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>>63485928

After Jax, went to Miami, and then was just an offseason members of the Jest.
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please respond
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@63485955
'no'
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>>63485862

Calm down, guy. Life is just a lot easier for those of us who believe in that sort of thing. Why waste limited time and effort contemplating existence when the result will be realization that this whole thing is dry and meaningless? Everything's a lot more comfy when you believe in divine creation.
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>>63484426
>
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>>63483346
>CLE:Pettine: Josh McCown will start if healthy
For what fucking purpose? >We are not making the playoffs this year, why not give the young'un some playing time?
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>>63484477
Titans
Dum Dums lollipops
Anything on the Disney channel
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>>63484477
Pats
Toffifee
Homeland

GOAT combination tbqh fami
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>Halloween is over

Im ready for some thanksgiving but shit man I need more spooks
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>>63486046
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>>63486046
There's plenty of football season left, you'll still see lots of spooks.
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Here's a damn good article explaining why Pettine is so reluctant to name Manziel the starter.

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/11/10/9689988/johnny-manziel-browns-film-breakdown-not-ready-to-start

Too bad it won't shut up the armchair coaches who think players need snaps to develop. The Bengals didn't make him pay for his mistakes, and keeping him out their in his current state of development could actually hurt him more in the long run.
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>>63486046
Watch the NBA
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>undefeated pups only please
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>>63486017
As far as the future of the franchise is concerned, I also disagree with starting McCown. However, McCown has been playing his ass off and the players clearly enjoy having him under center. They respect McCown and will work harder for him. To maintain team morale, I think splitting their duty would be most effective.
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Why the fuck don't we get an all-22 camera view? I'd love to be able to see how routes pan out in real time and its still pretty easy to see what's going on with the QB
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threadly reminder that i will deliver a picture of my legs in pantyhose if blaine gabbert wins @SEA
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>>63486092
>some idiots literally were telling me Manziel looked pretty good in the Bengals game and I said I didn't what I was talking about when I said Manziel played poorly

FUCK YOU ANON WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE READ THIS SHIT AND WEEP
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>>63486092
Did Manziel fuck his wife?
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>>63486092

I think Manziel fucked this dudes wife
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