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is tonight the night he goes over?
Will he make wrestling great again?
>>63482029
>being the polls of a nigger
>>63482029
>490 / 93 / 74 / 1
too early
lou dobbs is interviewing the candidates in the rotunda
bray or bo confirmed?
>>63482041
so we can expect her by early 2017?
Name our band bros
so wait, ambrose has a new shirt, but he doesnt wear it?
>>63482135
nWo 2015
>>63482135
Looks like a couple of children out with their Dad & his friends.
>>63482135
The wouldacouldashouldas
>LOOK OUT ITS THE AMBROSE DIVING PUSH!
>WOW
>>63482135
Karl Anderson and the Future Endeavours
>>63482135
Based Karl and the Literal Whos
>>63482135
6 guys i don't know
>>63482135
>the not so young bucks
>ambrose match
>crowd dead as fuck
>you can hear the springs in the ring its so quiet
daily reminder of your weekly reminder of what the difference between actually over and just precieved over
is there anything more cringe than this fucking nigger ref who talks too fucking much
https://shop.wwe.com/Dean-Ambrose-%22Do-I-Look-Like-I-Have-a-Plan%3F%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/W10088,default,pd.html
>this brit kid yelling at tyler breeze
>DATS WOT U GEET FUR MESSIN WIF DALF ZIGGLUH
literall bogs ladies and gneltmen
>>63482135
Don't know the name but they definitely play nu metal.
Let's say "Vanillinkin Park"
>>63482135
Marky Marks and the flunky bunch
>>63482221
Yes. Mandrama in general.
>>63482206
Ambrose is over desu
>THAT HUGE AS FUCK POP FOR NEW DAY
>>63482254
are you drunk?
>>63482135
Jaundice
RAW IS MLP
^:)
>OH SHIT THEY LITERALLY HORNS UP FOR SETH ON RAW
FUCKING OVER
>>63482135
The Literally Whos
>>63482354
^:)
You think Cena regrets meeting him now?
>>63482354
Somehow I knew Rollins was the higher power of the New Day.
This will be all too familiar for Jared now.
>>63482221
Becky Lynch
>>63482354
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3d4zoj_tornament-hd-review-3_fun?start=1138
wait...didnt the bracket say nevell was facing barret...why is he facing newday in a tag match
QUIT TOUCHING MY FANS!
>>63482387
Has anyone made any jokes about Jared getting plenty of footlongs in jail?
Because if no one has I invented that joke and it is copyrighted and anyone who uses it will be hearing from my lawyer.
>>63482367
I think everyone does
>>63482410
obviously they aren't having the match on Raw
>>63482419
who /allages/ here
>>63482417
Jared looks like a bad drawing of a person that came to life.
If you saw a 100% accurate painting of him and you had never actually seen him you would think the person who did it wasn't very good. His features are cartoonish.
Given the fact that apparently the Brothers of Destruction are going against two of the Wyatts.
If they went forward with the 4 man survivor series match like everyone expected who would have been the two mystery partners?
>>63482206
Hardly anyone cheers at Smacking, and Dean has been booked like shit. He gets decent pops usually, sells tonnes of merch and was red hit with ratings during his feud with Rollins. He is over.
FEED ME MORE
/CorbinClub/ How we doin tonight?
>>63482522
/better than romin in every way/
>>63482354
Kys
so they're gonna completely avoid the whole part where Taker already beat Bray earlier this year at WM...right?
>>63482536
lol no
>>63482522
>>63482536
>smarks have become so smarkish they have horseshoed back around and become marks
>>63482536
except he looks like shit and wasn't in the shield
>>63482600
i bet he can cut a promo in the ring
>>63482536
Less smooth in the ring, worse moveset, worse physique, ugly.
>>63482572
>WWE
>continuity
>>63482443
D Bry and Papa Shango
>>63482616
He can't
>>63482616
If he can, why does he only do pre-taped promos?
>>63482607
he didnt have 2 other solo over guys carry him for 4 years?
so thats why romin is great? LOL
>>63482616
The reason he doesn't is because he can't.
>>63482643
>over solo guys
Oh must have missed Seth Rollins and Ambrose's solo runs before the Shield. Almost like it never happened and you're a fag.
>>63482633
>>63482639
so hes literally roman
except he doesnt have a stupid attire
which makes him better by default
>>63482670
you mean when Seth was literally the first NXT champ?
and in ROH
the same place you love to talk about STEEN from
>brock vs taker
>hell in a cell
>omg what a match
>the last one
>taker is back doing house shows 3 weeks later and already setting up a match for the next PPV
>>63482671
>so he's literally roman
No he's not.
>>63482419
Literally a headline from the New York Post.
>>63482709
your right cause his outfit isnt cringe as fuck and he can walk down a ramp
>>63482690
>NXT
>ROH
lol you're a fucking pathetic bitch hahaha
>>63482443
I had a feeling it was going to happen earlier this year. I kinda wanted Sting and Finn Balor to team up with the Brothers of Destruction. Now that Sting is dead, I wanted Bryan to come out.
>BRAY WYATTS DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US
you mean like literally 2 weeks ago at HIAC and pretty much every other PPV hes been in, Cole?
lol
>>63482724
Daily reminder there is literally nothing wrong with Roman's outfit and it looks better than both Jean Ambrose and Metal Gear Rollins
>>63482705
It was the last match between Taker and Brock. It was not Taker's last match.
>beef stroginoff left for the end to look strong over cane and takeN
what were they chanting?
>>63482735
>Finn Balor
fucking kill yourself nerd, why the fuck would he be anywhere near this feud? He's going to go the way of Neville.
>THE BOTCH PUSHING STROGINOFF OVER THE ROPES
TOP KEK
>>63482764
He's the new Kane and Wyatt the new Taker.
>>63482724
>your right
Talking to a literal retard
>>63482741
>better gear than rollins
nah better than deanetty and his 2000 british bulldog look though.
>>63482787
>He's the new Kane
He is too short and too charismaless to draw that comparison.
>>63482787
he's a shrimpy ass nobody theater student. nothing like kane. Wyatt isn't the new Taker because Wyatt is one of the weakest people on the roster.
>>63482787
of being jobbers maybe.
>>63482821
Rollins looks like a fucking cosplaying chump
At least the Shield gear is shades of Big Boss Man
>>63482467
>the ryback trying to kill jared and save the world
he knew, we should have listened to the ryback.
>>63482858
I don't want Jared to die until i hear his story in full detail. You know, for justice....
>>63482572
isn't that the point?
it's gonna be taker + kane vs 2 wyatts
wyatt can't beat taker 1 on 1 he needs his family or whatever
Reminder: Dean (turning heel), or Sheamus are leaving SvS with the WWE title.
>>63482858
>the ryback
When are you coming back daniel?
>>63482572
Consider it the rematch.
>>63482882
well hes admitted hes shit in the ring and needs the GOAT harper to carry him.
>>63482895
>dean with the title
yea that will kill the company easily
>sheamus
might as well make him the transition so the new year can be the the year of balee dat.
>>63482914
harper is pretty shit, too obese
>>63482914
taker + kane vs harper + braun could be dope
what does BMJ stand for?
>>63482938
Kill yourself faggot.
>>63482895
I think we will likelt get dean vs roman at SvS but Dean, whether he turns heel or not, is not leaving with the title.
I'd like to see Roman beat Dean, Sheamus cashes in, and Roman beats Sheamus too.
>>63482977
Bad Man Jrikishi
>>63482741
absolutely not, Rollins has the beat attire on the roster.
>>63482977
Big Meaty Jugs
>>63482977
Balls Mahoney Jr
>>63482992
Fat fuck detected. Harper will be dead from heart disease in 5 years.
>>63483014
>canada
Whatever you say, bland boring faggot.
trump is over as fuck, goddamn
splits the crowd like Cena
>>63482977
Big Meme Jerkoff
>Monday's episode of RAW averaged 3.173 million viewers, down from the previous week's 3.248 million viewer average
Seth was definitely the problem
>>63483041
suck a dick Romark.
>>63483082
>talking about fractions of points
they was drawing 8 mill in the late 90s nigga
>Triple H carries Roman through a 20(TWENTY) minute raw opening promo
>Roman literally speaks for 30 seconds
>Roman Vs Beeg gets shat on so bad they have to mute the crowd
>your new bby face
VINCE YOU ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>63483083
I'd rather be a Reign Man than a Rollin's dick rider. Enjoy your shit.
Could you imagine if everyone got to keep all their gimmicks like Mick Foley?
>Survivor Series elimination match
>Team Undertaker has 5 people, Team Bray has only 4
>Comes down to Bray & Taker at the end
>Taker gets the pin
>Starts celebrating
>Bray limps to the back
>A voice starts playing over the speakers
>"This match...isn't over"
>Generic rock music plays
>Bray comes back out in plain black tights
>"OOOOH MYYYYY"
>"IT'S THE ARMY TANK WITH A FERRARI ENGINE, MAGGLE"
>Stare down as the crowd chants
>"THEY'RE RIGHT, THIS IS AWESOME"
>He hits the patented reverse STO with no charisma or theatrics
>Team Bray/Husky wins
>All four celebrate as Braun hoists Bray onto his shoulders, now wearing rosebud attire
>>63483102
>muh AE
Is that all you faggots talk about?
>>63482135
Where is MemeJ, does he have beef with Boringlor?
>>63482977
Blow mothafuckin job
pg legend ryback ic champion
kevin obese owens divas champion
>>63483171
That's some shit quality shitposting there senpai.
>>63483185
And you gave him a (You)
good job fag.
>>63482977
BIG MATCH JOHN
>>63483200
You gave me one too. Thanks senpai have a (You)
>>63483082
deanetty is still there which is the problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9VS50IGrsQ
Why is Batista so based?
>>63483127
>would rather be a reigns dick rider
embarrassing desu
>>63483232
Thanks senpai, heres one for the road (You)
>>63483262
>muh internet consensus
You're a pathetic follower, like all non-Québécois Canadians. You'll never have anything interesting to say so how about you just leave, eh?
>>63482962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAzkdTJFKRo
>>63483261
Pretty based interview. He seems like a good dude.
Also. Has anyone asked Batista how big his dick is yet?
>>63483261
He just gained a whole new level of respect from me.
>>63483398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nHL1mFOdXY
>>63483304
no u.
>>63483261
Glad he's finding success in acting.
>>63483487
Nobody cares if you're glad you fucking faggot virgin NEET.
>>63483514
Please have sex.
>>63483514
eighteen plus (18+)
>>63483514
consider intercourse young one
Dubs and Kalisto wins the tournament.
Why is it when WWE comes to the UK they always shit on the monarchy?
>>63483767
a reaction
>>63483767
CHEAP HEAT
>>63483767
Because its shit.
>>63483684
at least they finally realized they had a mexican star in the making on their roster already.
>>63483767
For cheap heat bubba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2-KqnSXso
>>63483132
>14 million people used to watch wrestling on monday nights no matter what other event was on
>now 4 at most usually closer to 2 most weeks
>>63483261
>speak without speaking
just imagine if romin could do taht
post the declare webm
WWE five years from now will...
>>63483983
downsize
>>63483983
be the A+ player show.
>>63483983
still be around, still be shit and you'll still be watching it.
>>63483983
will now feature Brock Lesnar, Ronda Rousey, and Connor McGregor
>>63483767
>comes to
>ur in america
its goes to faggot
go back to england and face your hacking scandal piers
>>63484014
It's sad the fact it is true.
>>63484072
When will Big Match Clem get his shot?
>>63484102
he got sent to the japan outlaws by his uncle to pay his dues.
>>63484102
When Brad Maddox wins the WHC.
>>63484136
Where is he?
>>63484156
jobbing on upupdowndown
>>63484156
Still lost in that cave.
>>63484156
jobbing on upupdowndown
>>63482536
I think you're talking about Kevin Owens senpai.
I miss Brock
>wrestlemanis in Texas
Does this mean the crowd will be mostly Mexican?
>>63484231
He misses your money too.
>>63484231
Did Brock look kinda fat at Hell in a Cell to anybody else?
Wwe is a fucking hike the fucking most interesting thing happens then nothing isba result of that fuck thisbreyatfed ass company haitch does not understand wrestling at all HR js a little shit and he sucks and he ruined raw during the smack down days fuck you haitch you talentless leeching faggot fuck triple h stands for homosexual homosexual homosexual x3 piece of shit
>>63484255
>looking at the time links
>newday literally had 5 minutes of promo before the match
thats called over
>>63484266
Steiner is that you?
>>63484255
do you mean
>phat?
Pretty Hot and Tempting? Then yes,
>>63484240
Arlington is mostly write senpai.
>wrestlemania in TX
Does this mean SCSA is wrasslin?
>>63484339
There's been rumors about that lately.
>>63484348
Texas death match vs Bork?
>>63484361
It is with Bork but I don't think with that stipulation.
>>63484339
>>63484348
>>63484361
>>63484380
Stone Cold will NEVER wrestle again. Give it up. He's a 50 year old man with a bad neck and a bad knee that hasn't wrestled in over a decade. He doesn't need the money, he's doing fine on his own.
>>63484403
Lmfao this mark
>bad knee
ROFL just ROFL
>>63484403
As long as he comes out and stunners someone I'll be happy desu.
>>63484403
Debra please
>>63484403
Agreed.
>>63484255
Yes he clearly didn't workout for it. His tits were saggin hard.
>>63484435
>Brock literally gives 0 shits about wwe
>still the highest paid guy
B a s e d
WHC contender when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWZowBbqC0k
>you will never eat BBQ and drink beer with Ol' Stone Cold
>>63484403
>Getting worked by the rattlesnake.
He's been seen at the performance center bro.
>>63484231
Its kinda weird thinking back to how he did backstage segments and funny shit like wear a sombrero and dance in RA era compared to now where he is silent.
What the hell happened? I know he has always had the "just doing it to make money" attitude but somehow he changed. Probably to look more intimidating
>>63482367
Subliminal erect dick on Jared pointing towards Cena showing dominance.
>>63482626
Is that Macklemore?
>>63484403
theres a handful of people he will give thought to wrestling brock is one, punk was one, hes been taking pretty good about the A+ player maybe hes one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE5bGxsrqXk
I like this song
>RAW ratings without cena or nikki
LMFAO YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
2 WEEKS IN A ROW OF RECORD LOWS
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
BASED CENA AND NIKKI
>>63484505
He did UFC and his power level is 2 tiers above everyone now.
>>63484538
>Brock
Brock would fuck up Austin's neck badly with fucking suplexes and shit. I doubt Austin would risk it.
>Punk
lol
>Seth
Gonna be out past Wrestlemania, won't happen
>>63484558
I can only imagine how much Stephanie is going to want to pay Rhonda if she is interested in WWE. Probably more than Bork desu
>>63484570
enough for her for honda to job to steph.
>>63484558
>the only heels left in the tourney are the 2 midcard belt holders
It's been obvious for a while but this pretty much confirms that either Shaymoose cashes or someone (Dean) turns Heel
I'm happy Seth "baby dick" "no draw outlaw" "worst champion" "no talent" Rollins is gone
>CM Punk finally debuts in UFC
>unannounced mystery opponent
>*glass shatters*
You mark how hard?
>>63484626
Stone Cold ET > Stone Cold Steve Austin
>>63484626
this hard
>>63484639
Can you post the link senpai
Want to laugh again
>>63484626
I don't get it. Someone hit him with a beer bottle? That really isn't that cool
>>63484626
>a 40 yr old man vs a 50+ yr old broken man
Lek
>>63484555
>RAW ratings without ascension
>LMFAO YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>2 WEEKS IN A ROW OF RECORD LOWS
>LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>BASED ASCENSION
>>63484626
this man comes out
>>63484665
Fuck punk gets rekt then
>>63484665
post yfw Diaz makes Punk tap out to the Anaconda Vise.
Raw ratings wouldn't be so low if they brought back Eddie and Benoit desu.
>>63484715
>Eddie and Benoit
>draws
18+
>BRING BACK JOHN MORRISON
>lucha BTFO
If the boss is always an asshole in wrestling storylines, why don't they make a union in kayfabe?
>>63484724
>implying Edo Tensei Benoit and Eddie wouldn't outrdaw sef and bbygrl
>>63484769
they did, they carried 2x4s and lasted a month.
>>63482029
>watching Breaking Ground
>See Carmella rubbing on Cass
>They are flirting with each other
>She is giving him serious sex eyes
>ywnb 7 foot tall and able to tear apart Carmellas pussy
>>63484831
>ywnb 7 foot tall
I'm sure somebody can teach me how.
>>63484847
YOU CANT TEACH THAT!
sure is /reddit/ here
>>63484831
you reminded me to watch it
>Sara Del Ray talking
jesus her and Cesaro are perfect for one another
How do I do snake eyes, sidewalk slam and hair flip when I am Kevin Nash in wwe2k16?
>>63484928
nah she actually has charisma.
Josh is such a charisma vacuum, he is Roman stretched out tb.h. He will probably be pushed to the moon and back though
guys, when is cm punk going to actually fight in the UFC?
also, how soon will he get his ass kicked and return to wwe?
>>63484990
>rumoured to fight Rousey early 2016
>>63484990
probably never
Dana will milk his presence until everyone realizes he'll never fight and then he'll be back on RAW to save the company
>still getting worked by vince and kekman phil
>next week we got to see Mojo be a dick to Zack Ryder.
I can't wait for him to meet all my expectations of being a prick
kek you now remember delusional smarks thinking that ambrose would be the next steve austin after pic related happened
KEK
>>63485003
are you just shitposting or do you really think he's just there for attention and not to actually fight?
>>63485009
>the hype man who is literally a bro to everyone so far even corbin
yea ryder probably big timed him or something
So do you think paige gets passed around in the locker room on the daily?
>>63485034
Is there anybody backstage she hasn't fucked?
>>63485041
Probably Darren Young but who knows
>>63485041
Probably the millions of dollars negroes because they are queers
>>63485041
hornswoggle and d young
>>63485011
I think there's a higher probably of him fighting 0 times than fighting twice
MAYBE they'll find some no name to fight but that just makes him look like a bitch who needed an easy win
So why would they hurt both of their brands?
>>63485010
I remember the nerds thinking he will be world champ and ro man would not
>>63485053
She probably strapped them.
>>63485010
i bought into it when i heard of czw deano and seth being king flippy shit for HiaC. That cage was high as fuck though, they didn't do jack shit then brayy lmao.
Deano just doesn't care, he doesn't have the drive to be on top, he's just happy being paid and losing ppvs
Punk honestly really fucked up going straight to UFC, He is either going to get his ass kicked or get fed some bum and still lose. Should have gone to k1 or something first, i mean even lesnar had a minor league fight
>>63485072
exactly hes mr fucking CZW and he didnt do any crazy shit from the cell? what the fuck? that could have possibly showed something instead nope.
>>63485075
i want to see him lose so he gets embarrassed with his new "career" and has to return to wwe.
>>63485075
Remember when Batista almost got knocked out by that fat old man in his MMA fight?
>>63485075
dana needed a name for publicity.
I want punk to fight rousey. It would be the biggest fight of all time
>>63485083
Lol yes, and Batista seems like ten times the fight punk is going to be
>>63485082
>hhh letting cukk punk back into the wwe
lel nope
>>63482285
Nah, your /b/ tier post is what's cringeworthy
>>63485083
bootista is a nice guy and in good graces with HHH, CM Punk is a sensitive angsty grown ass man so he'll be shit on even more
>>63485082
I am afraid Dana might throw money to some fighter to take the fall for punk
>>63485097
Wouldn't be Haitch's call, Vince knows CM Punk would bring money and would suck his knob to have him back
Holy shit some massage parlor who gives happy endings used Eva Marie's picture on a ad for Backpage. KEK
>>63482367
Cena can't get enough of the FOOT LONG... sandwich.
watching raw, why the fuck would they literally SILENCE the crowd? it was obvious too, what the fuck is going on
>carmella's a Ms. Liz mark
new waifu
>>63485129
Settle down mark, the guys in the ring who put their body on the line every week, blood, sweat and tears are the show not the tryhard marks in the crowd.
>>63485168
Is that vince
>Aztec Theater, San Antonio
>not the new location for meme underground
weak senpai
>THEY KEEP ON SHOWING THIS FUCKING TERRIBLE LOOKING LIGHTNING
WTF WHY
>>63485172
18+ go to bed you have school in the morning.
>barett lost to le man the crowds forgot
this company has no idea what its doing does it
>>63485179
I was kidding asshole, your post sounded like something vince would say.
>>63485191
lmao its more of an haitch thing to say tbH
Vince would throw a quite frankly in there somewhere
>>63485188
I honestly think they trust Barrett to be able to come back from his burial
I don't know why I think that, they used to bury Regal all the time and he's a fucking legend
Same with Jake
I don't know, I really like Barrett too but Neville gets more out of the win than Wade does, it's not like either of them are winning
>>63485202
I think in this case it was so that its face vs heel for the next tournament match.
Neville is getting squashed by owens right?
Ryback losing to kalisto was probably because they dont want ryback and del rio to meet just yet.
>>63485202
regal was with a stacked roster
the roster right now is literally barebones shit
>Tyler Breeze isn't expected to be a main event level star in WWE. It's already thought that he's seen only a mid-card act and likely won't go higher than a possible Intercontinental title win.
>>63482135
Tippy Toes Inc.
>cesaro injured
>big show injured
>randall injured
literally 0 reason to tune into raw
>>63485259
You needed dirtsheets to figure that out bub?
>>63485293
>tuning in for beeg
>Sasha Banks apparently feels that WWE chief Vince McMahon doesn't support her.
Based Vince shutting down reddit.
>>63482135
Literally Swimming In Sideways Gash
>>63484987
People were calling him "white Roman" during Tough Enough.
>>63485313
BASED FUCKING VINCE
>>63485293
>Getting worked by beeg
>>63485313
The meme team.
Just got wwe2k16, anyone make a Jarvis Solid caw?
>>63485293
>canada getting worked this hard by beeg
amazing
>>63485313
>be black
>surprised Vince isn't behind you
Why is she shocked? It's clear she's the most over diva, yet they have kept her off of tv for the past month or so.
>>63485313
I get
>divas
but Sasha is legit
shame there's not another woman in wwe who can hold a candle to her
>>63485356
>she's the most over diva
lel no reddit she's not despite your sasha section sign shes not the most over, bellas and paige like them or not are way more over simply due to more exposure.
Sasha is burying herself by going on tumblr and saying shit like
>All the marks and smarks will look up and shout "We want Sasha!"… and Vince will look down and whisper "No."
When that shit gets back to vince he aint going to suddenly like this nigger.
>>63485357
>who is Nattie
Too bad Vince has a hate boner for her, since she's a Hart. I mean she's been treated like shit for the past 8 years.
>mostly a jobber
>carry worst divas to defent matches
>but always loses
>got stuck with stupid farting gimmick
>made the Great Khali's valet and girlfriend
>with their sidekick Hornswaggle
No diva has delt with more bullshit the past decade than Nattie.
Also
>been in the company 10 years
>1 time divas champion
Paige has been in the company a year and a half, and is a 2 time champion. Aj was with the company 3 years and is like a 4 time champion. Fucking Kelly Kelly held the title more times than Nattie.
>>63485382
Guess I never paid attention to Nattie because of
>divas
heard her and sasha had a fun little feud on ME but
>Main Event
I'm not that depraved sunshine
>>63485313
>blaming Vince
>not cena/nikki throwing their weight around
come on, even sasha should relax since she hasn't eaten a pin, sure she's lost in a shuffle but i'm sure she'll have a singles match come WM time
>>63485397
>implying wins/losses matter in
>divas
c'mon
>>63485397
hello reddit !
>>63485345
>be me
>first match
>pick rollins and defend the title against haitch
>ME of mania 31 for the wwewhc
>he makes me tap to a rest hold a minute in
>mfw
>>63485397
>Implying cena has anything to do with current booking of an irrelevant bitch like sasha
Fuck off to reddit
>>63485419
once you learn the submission system it's pretty fun
play a submission match against bo with someone like ambrose who has multiple submissions and you'll get it after a few times
basically you want to go left, right, up, or down. Don't rotate the stick circularly because your slice of the pie "lags" when it hits where you want it to. I usually go northwest to southeast until they start to move and then just stay ahead of them.
>>63485446
>>63485419
oh and use the boost and try to get the glowing yellow thing
>watching this dean match
>2 twinks in the ring
and they wonder why ratings are down
>>63485446
>>63485450
Thanks pham, will do
>>63482029
Why Vince don't push Ambrose?
Wh push Ramen?
Flairfag here. It's my motherfucking old ass birthday. Ask me anything.
>>63485653
when did everything go so wrong that your life revolved around blogging on an israeli fuck machine board?
>>63485670
my life is pretty solid bro. i post here a lot less than you think i do. bretfag just think its me. everytime im in these threads he's calling someone flairfag that isn't me.
>reminder that memesaro fans are delusional
>>63485680
just fucking with ya
bretmod is way more addicted
he calls me you way too often
>mfw he accuses this as samefag tomorrow
>>63485688
im pretty easy to spot. i make fun of smarks and >watching wrestling for the matches
i dont even watch wrestling anymore i just like the banter in these threads
when Barrett beat Ziggler for the IC title, he got injured the night after that and lost the title. Which resulted in not 1, not 2, but 3 IC runs for Ziggler.
When Rusev was about to go over Ziggler in the Ziggler Vs Rusev feud, Lana and Rusev got injured. When Rusev bounced back from injury, he got injured yet again.
When Bryan beat Ziggler for the IC title on Raw, he got injured and had to give up the title. Poor Daniel still hasn't recovered from that.
When Roman eliminated Ziggler from the Royal Rumble, he got injured which resulted in Ziggler taking his place and becoming the sole survivor in Survivor Series.
Edge used the spear against Ziggler in their match at the 2011 Royal Rumble, in a match where the spear was banned, and then beat him. What happened 2 months after that? Edge was forced to retire due to a neck injury.
>>63485698
bro, if you're going to do the gimmick I thought up you need to post the reddit replies and have conversations with yourself to work everyone into a shoot
>>63485698
>i'm a fan of wrestling matches and that determines if i'm a fan or not
>>63485687
Why do these guys like Cesaro so much? He is boring, and has a shit finisher. I guess he atleast got rid of those queer ass garter things he used to wear
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: @BrockLesnar will return to #Houston for the first time in over a decade at @WWE Live on 1/8!
>tfw I have reason to go now
>>63485754
Flairfag here. I like Cesaro. He's fun to watch. He will never be a mainstream stay on American television as a face. He will never be a heel because people like him too much. I promise you he's fine with competing for the IC title for the next 5 years and putting guys over. You guys should be too.
Wrestling isn't about the matches.
>>63485823
>dirtsheet comment section gimmickfags
i dont know what people see in Cesaro, the guy is wack on the mic, his charisma is dry as shit and his moveset is generic and overrated, reminds me of Beniot
>>63485841
idk what your trying to show but but I agree with every point he made
>>63482029
in4bliss
Blissful hearts will repel Trump's hate for brown people and freedom!
Like my new sweater faggots?
>>63485083
Didn't he win that fight via first round KO?
>>63484231
Love Heyman.
>>63486049
this is why she will never amount to anything
>>63486049
Does Sasha speak German 80% of the time?
Otherwise that ain't her
>>63485756
>tfw you only saw Brock once
>in 2002 where he thrashed John Cena
;_;
>>63486049
is there actually any proof of this being hers?
>>63485320
why the fuck does he walk like his dick just grew 3 inches overnight and he likes the way is feels when it slaps across his thighs
ROPPONGI LIGHTS!
>>63486219
is NJPW on?
Maybe I'm going to regret this but...I have never been in a show, so I don't know.
Where does Undertaker/Bray and other "teleporters" hide so they can get into the ring in time before the lights are turned on?
>>63486238
Under the ring.
>>63485382
Oh God the farting gimmick. That woman deserves so much better.
Any Japanese outlaw wrestling on this week?
>>63486238
under the ring or by ring side in black blending in.
>>63486238
Under the Spanish announce table.
>>63486238
Under the ring.
Remember when Seth vs Dean in the cell ended with a hologram? Bray had to wait there the entire match.
>>63486238
Under the ring most likely. There isn't really anywhere else.
>tfw never been to an event either and probably never will be
>>63486241
I don't believe you. Did you see them get under the ring before the show? I can't imagine a guy with the status of Undertaker having to stay +3 hours laying on a couch under the ring without telling Vince to go fuck himself
>>63486263
Still, big guys like Strowman are easy to spot.
>>63486280
Imagine the Wyatt family laying under the ring playing poker.
Do they get under the ring before people start to enter? Even before the preshow? I'm having a hard time believing that.
>>63486286
usually they do some ring stuff during commercials on tv and have like promos or audience stuff and a whole bunch of ring people come down, they usually slip under the ring like that if the segment or match that needs them to come out is next.
>>63486280
>next year they do a house show next to my home
I don't know if I should go
>no Seth
>more people can get injured in the span of 5 months
>important guys don't do house shows
>>63486149
my god he is right
>>63486299
So, people expect them to come out the whole time
We live in a world where even kings have vices
>>63486321
Never mind, I found out
>Rey Mysterio noted in his DVD(Rey Mysterio 619) that prior to his match with Kurt Angle at SummerSlam 2002(when he came from under the ring and attacked kurt) that they darkened the lights in the arena prior to the match, in which Mysterio hid under the ring. He also stated that there a tv monitor(so you can keep up with the action in the ring and know when to appear) and a couple of waterbottles underneath the ring.
>>63486341
it was worse in the old days where they had to be there for a long time, especially if you had to take a shit.
>>63486354
Did they have a DESIGNATED SHITTING AREA just in case?
>>63486358
one would think, i think it was axels dad curt henning who did it once.
Why does Roman walk down through the crowd guys?
>>63486385
because bitches want to grab him.
>>63486385
feeble artificial attempt to get over by fistbumping and interacting with the crowd
>usos are over as fuck everywhere
BASED
>>63486577
I'm not sure of the purpose of this gimmick senpai
>>63486584
>>63486608
why desu
Will WWE ever be good again?
https://strawpoll.me/5978040
>>63486631
Good?
Maybe one day
As good as it used to be?
Never
>>63486385
SHIELD used to do it because it fitted their commando gimmick. You expect them to come from anywhere.
Roman does because he's an horribly written character made by a comitee of retarded old men.
If Bray doesn't win the next feud I quit WWE altoguether. This is getting ridiculous
>>63485771
>Wrestling isn't about the matches.
>sports entertainment
>Wyatts destroy Taker and Kane
>completely dominates the roster for months
>Bray in the ring talking about how he's the most dominant force in the WWE
>Seth Rollins makes his triumphant return and confronts Bray and the Wyatt Family
>Bray applauds Seth's bravery, but says he would need an army to take on the Wyatts
>Seth has a shit eating grin on his face
>"what makes you think I don't have an army?"
>this song hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIj5cPCxTTY
How hard do you mark out?
>>63486679
I'd probably mark out to that as hard as I would if Angle returned
Man New Day and Rollins were getting so fucking good together
That shit was fucking money
Calling him Captain, sucking up to him the entire time, dancing to his music, backing him up all the time
Best fucking thing about Raw in years and Seth's injury fucked everything up
Such a god damn shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTU5HFLASOg
I miss him so much already bros
>>63486647
spot on
>red arrow
>wears purple clothes
>>63486660
see ya bruh.
>Roman vs Cesaro next week
post yfw everybody cheers Cesaro and boos the fuck out of Roman
>>63486716
RARE FLAG
>>63486760
you know me brother, we family.
>Lucha dragons are being pushed
Why? How the fuck can Ryback lose to Kalisto in terms of power level?
>>63486797
Kalisto's a big guy
>>63486811
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would pin a man before throwing him out of the ring
>>63486756
It won't make a bit of difference. Roman can fuck up as much as he will like and the crowd can boo him as much as they want but it won't stop Vince from pushing him.
Do you guys enjoy the WWE style of matches?
>>63486797
obviously ryback didnt eat.
>the porn star equivalent of AJ is now aware of her existence
>tfw never going to get an AJ/April O'Neil lesbian scene
>>63486756
>everybody
not the people/money who matter to vince balee dat.
>>63486889
in what way? they look nothing alike.
Why does Seth get all the best themes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCkwwvxiiMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2XZRrZDFo
>>63486756
When are smarks going to just accept reality when it comes to Cesaro?
Vince doesn't give a single shit about him. And he can't cut a promo to save his life. He's not getting pushed, get over it.
>>63486953
I really disliked his theme when he first came out to it and thought it was literal jobber music, I like it now though.
Will Ambrose ever be anything more than le crazy upper midcard guy?
>>63486967
He never said anything about Cesaro being pushed by Vince. The crowd is still going to boo Roman, especially when a fan favorite such as Cesaro is wrestling
>>63486969
his first theme was different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Bx2JJWlgE
>>63486995
I like that guitar in the intro. It sounds more menacing.
Who /BeautifulAndDangerous/ here?
>>63486988
he will be a maineventer once he goes back to the outlaws
>Rylisto stable
Bring it. Sounds way better than the Lucha Dragons
>>63487078
Would only fuck Naomi desu
>>63487114
does her boots turn you on?
>>63487078
none of those skanks, that's for sure
>>63487157
>nice butt
>nice sized chesticles
>nice set of teeth
>fit
I want me some brown sugar
Who based ceman here?
>>63486335
Roppongi Roppongi Roppongi
>>63487186
great taste senpai
>>63487114
>>63487165
low test
tamina all day Senpai
>>63487274
>death by snu snu
>wwe during 2011-2015
>>63487363
>not enjoying based HOP Mark Henry
PLEB
L
E
B
>>63487274
There are times she's cute as fuck. Mostly when she's not scowling and trying to look tough. She also has a rather nice voice.
>>63487440
His title reign was one of the highlights of that year.
This Jim Ross podcast with Abyss from TNA is pretty interesting. Never followed TNA but the dude seems pretty cool.
ayyy
https://twitter.com/SashaBanksGuy62/status/664227590803169281
>>63482671
Roman at least has muscle and isn't just tall.
>>63487712
I'd demand reparations 2bh
>>63487726
If you love him so much why don't you marry him
>>63487712
That is really unprofessional. I hope WWE does something about her immaturity.
>>63485373
To be fair she say post this, she just re-tumblred it or whatever and some dirtsheets jumped on it.
>>63487812
>heel acts like a heel
HEY DON'T DO THAT!
>You can sign one wrestler to save WWE
Who do you sign?
>>63487887
>>63487887
I give Hulk Hogan his contract back and stop being a faggot.
Happy Veterans Day
>>63487712
Kek based Paige. Acting as a heel should.
>>63483107
and then people say Roman is good. Fucking kek.
>>63483171
fuck off faggot, you'll never be CMPuke101
>>63483344
>Kane doing all the work so Taker doesnt end up injured
Why the fuck are they going to make two men who have the age combination of almost 100 bury these 4 younger guys? Honestly its pretty fucking sad how they always have to use part timers to get viewers cause they are fucking stupid and dont build up new stars
>>63485034
>patrick photobombing
kek
>>63488061
I don't mind Roman as a midcard spotmonkey
he shouldn't be near the belt tho
>>63485704
this would actually be good but Cesaro doesnt even look intimidating desu. Plus no one would take that gimmick seriously after all the shit he's been through
>>63488081
would have made a better US Champion instead
>>63488075
Indeed. I love Taker but the guy should really be hanging up the boots at this point. 25 years is a long ass time. He'd accomplished pretty much everything like 9 years ago.
>tfw we will never have another Stone Cold, Rock, Eddie, Angle, Benoit, Kane, Undertaker.
>>63488152
Should've just retired after 21-0 tbqh.
>>63488163
At least we still have Big Show!
>>63485072
>>63485079
Are you guys retarded? They fell off the cage onto the announce taables
>>63488163
>Stone Cold
Dean
>Rock
Roman
>Eddie
Del Rio
>Angle
There are like 5 in nxt
>Benoit
DBry
>Kane
Big Show
>Undertaker
Bray Wyatt
>>63488173
All joking aside we never will have another Big Show either. If we take prime Show into account I'd say he's easily the greatest big man in WWE history. He was crazy athletic for his size.
>>63488163
>Stone Cold
Ambrose
>Rock
Roman
>Eddie
ADR or Sin Cara/Kalisto
>Angle
Swagger
>Benoit
D-Bry or Neville
>Kane
Harper
>Undertaker
Brayyy
>HBK
Ziggler
>Triple H
Rollins
>Goldberg
Ryback
>Punk
Owens
Not really hard to put it together mate, all these new stars of just copies of the old ones
>>63488260
nigger Punk was a copy of Stone Cold, no need to make him look like a standout
>>63488276
I know but Stone Cold never said anything close to CM Puke's little pipe bomb.
This picture makes me sad tbqh. Guy is gonna be in a wheelchair by 50 just like Giant Gonzalez.
Will the final of the tournament be Roman vs Ambrose or Roman vs Owens? Also will the semi finals be during SS as well as the finals or will they be on Raw?
>>63488289
Looking at that pic makes me wonder wht he isn't in a wheelchair already. Those are some scrawny ass legs.
>>63488163
18+
>>63488292
18+
>>63488289
It's painful just watching that guy walk.
>>63488289
>those chicken legs
Worse than Kevin Nash, probably
>>63488258
Jesus that jump. Compare that to now, how he walks like a turtle.
>>63488446
There is a gif where he does a kip up
Official Wrestlers That Drew More Money Than Bret Hart List
1. Kizarny
2. Hugh Morris
3. Glacier
4. Papa Shango
5. The Mountie
6. Mortis
7. Mikey Whipwreck
>>63488446
Thats got nothing on this
>>63488486
>1. Kizarny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8KROef7zk
Might be the worst idea of all time. So laughably bad. Was this a joke to bury a guy?
>>63488351
>>63488377
samefag please get laid
>>63488494
wtf lol, dude can barely walk and he's over here doing that shit
>>63488446
Apparently at a house show once he did a moonsault, and Hogan heard about it, called him, and read him the roit act for showing how athletic he could be, since big guys aren't supposed to be.
>>63488047
>WWE cast him in The Marine 3
Priceless.
>>63488482
https://youtu.be/J0j3vrnq2EQ
>>63488258
>>63488446
>>63488482
Big Show as very athletic in WCW.
Watch some of his early matches. The moves he was able to do were insane.
>>63488776
You mean to tell me a man who was 25 was athletic and now that he's in his 40's and overweight isn't that athletic anymore?
>>63487887
ur mom
Roman wouldn't have any chance outside the WWE. To be honest.
>>63488260
>Benoit
>D-Bry or Neville
Cesaro, man
>>63488850
Roman was probably most happy when he was a new guy and they made him set up the ring. I bet he misses moving furniture around. Maybe he still sets up the ring because that's what he was so committed to doing before the Usos forced him into wrestling. Maybe Vince doesn't let him because he thinks it's beneath him now. Maybe Roman watches from the locker room while Heath and Maddox labor with the ring posts and he thinks "maybe...one day maybe...I'll get back there."
>>63488850
Is vince pushing him just to stay in the good graces of the rock? Like seriously, there is no reason to push this guy.
REMINDER THAT THE RATINGS BEING LOW WILL CHANGE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
>>63488898
Well, you see, years ago X-Pac told Triple H that they should consider building the company around Roman. And from that day on he became Triple Hs pet project. And then when Vince saw him, he got on the Reigns train too.
>>63488966
>be Xpac
>get stoned
>see Pretty Roman
>that's your guy Triple H
>create a star
>don't even remember
Was Ambrose, Owens and Cesaro the cringiest, most boring Table for 3 ever so far?
>Ambrose forgets to drop Kayfabe and chews loud and obnoxiously
>Owens barely talks and only says two things: CZW cookies and a Zayn story that never turned interesting or funny
>Cesaro giddy as fuck trying to talk about on the road wrestling stories and laughing at his own boring and uninteresting stories
Cesaro seems like a great guy who is boring as fuck. I mean this both in and out of kayfabe.
If you guys are bored, here is Vince back in the day talking about WWF on Howard Stern. Pretty cool interview. McMahon always works the marks.
>>63489113
Here's the link because im retarded and forgot it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi54SLP2O4w
>>63489110
You obviously haven't watched the one with Nattie, Charles and Tamina.
>>63487712
>literally sperging out
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/3ses5w/whos_a_wrestler_who_everyone_seems_to_love_but/cwwk8ma
Reminder that disliking the Bucks is literally reddit tier
>>63488850
That's implying anyone wants to wrestle outside the WWE.
>>63488260
This is the most underage list ever compiled on these threads.
Who in their right mind thinks Angle and Swagger are alike?
>>63486756
Maybe he turns heel instead of Ambrose.
>>Gets kicked out by Cesaro.
>>Ramen accepts HHHs offer
>>Cesaro vs Ambrose in Final, not 4 Title
>>Ambrose wins
>>Ambrose vs Ramen @ SS
>>63487712
>Paige will never skip towards you then bully you
>>63486756
RAW is in South Carolina so you best believe no one is booing Roman.
>>63489224
Why is she so perfect bros
>>63489157
They both have an Olympic wrestling background and wear a leotard. Not him, but I can see it.
>>63489254
She's literally perfect until she starts talking desu.
>>63489273
>Not him, but I can see it.
Then you're blind as a bat. That's like saying Brock is like Ken Shamrock.
>>63489295
>Brock is like Ken Shamrock
Good point anon. I never really noticed the similarities before.
>looking at the crowd druing long static in-ring camera shots
>literal autists who dont show any emotion while everyone else is laughing or booing or showing normal emotion
>>63489305
Didn't even troll me retard
>>63489273
They also both have a penchant for DUIs
>>63489295
> brock is like ken shamrock
He is now you say it
>>63489157
it's been said in multiple shoots that swagger was scouted while Angle was on his way out to be his replacement
Angle is lightyears ahead of him but they have a similar pedigree and use the same finisher
>>63489283
You just described all women fampai.
>>63487970
WWE Network: William Regal reveals an embarrassing airport security story on Table for Three:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi_rULdtcxs
>>63489379
Thanks mister shill.
>>63489379
Fuck off Vince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcwqSJLNrOE
>Demon Kane officially revealed as the opponent
How did Bray not realize he had gotten loose?
http://www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lists/superstars-who-served/page-5
kek
>>63489379
KAYFABE IS MORE DEAD THAN CHRIS BENIOT
>>63489283
I find her accent hot af
>>63489562
of course you do, you're a britbong
>>63487887
FabrÃcio Werdum
>>63486238
They actually use magic.
>>63489467
Top kek
lel
Is NXT even worth watching now?
>>63488909
pls come back Ted Turner
>>63498639
does he even do anything anymore?
A+ player closing the thread.
>>63488898
Probly, but Roman is Rocks cousin by marriage so i doubt Rock truly gives af about that fag
