RAW GAMETHREAD #1
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GUESS WHOS WINNING AT SS
the pg legend ryback
>>63463174
>reignsshowinghowhefistsdean.jpg
First for based fatass
Are McRibs that good?
Tell me about Reigns. Why does he cock the fist?
Why is Based Fatass so Based?
>beating up a nigger after Hulkster just put you over in an interview
>Roman Reigns isn't a draw
h-hey /woo/, how do you like my b-booking so far?
is there a bigger closet fag than chrisley?
BASED OWENS
Reminder that Kevin Owens is a jabroni smark panderer and is just a fat neckbeard who wrestles in pick up basketball ring gear.
any WWEaboos still watching?
Can't wait to see the pop for Barrett. Damned Brits will probably piss themselves when his music hits.
>>63464312
tfw this will never ever happen
>>63464452
Everyone who doesn't know what race he is counts him. Sadly, that's a majority of people so WWE still rolls with it too so no actual black champ since then.
Actually, watch them throw Apollo Crews into the tag division as well.
>KO is setting up for a Fued with Saber, where Mordred does a Run in.
>>63464504
If I pull the vest off will you die?
The new face of the company, from Germany weighting in at 180 pounds... String Emil!
WHO IS WINNING ROYAL RUMBLE?
ALSO
SHOULD I GO TO ROYAL RUMBLE?
You kids know this is fake, right?
Alright /sp/, it's time for the important question
Would you lick the orange off of Becky?
I would
>>63464520
Okay. I guess you know more about wrestling than Stone Cold. And Hulk Hogan. And Bret Hart. And The Rock. And HHH.
Who has the worst odds to win the tournament? Stardust?
>>63464527
>We could have had Ceasro vs Brock, BUT WE CAN'T HAVE A WRESTLER WHOSE STRONG AND NOT ROMAN BEING IN THE TOURNAMENT!
>>63464551
Roman and no
>>63464527
cancer desu
>>63464559
Cesaro.
>>63464503
They're pretty but only available sporadically so you really have to get them when it comes around
Titus has some strong ass roid gut, someone needs to get him a shirt or vest and include it in his costume
>gamethread for something thats already happened
Okay SURELY this belongs elsewhere
>>63464559
I would mark out for a Stardust championship. Holy shit.
>>63464555
Trips confirms you will
Congrats m8
>>63464552
>this same Colombian shitposter in every thread
Can't have one without you, hermano.
OWENS IS WINNING THE ENTIRE THING
FUCK YES
>>63464583
Back to Reddit.
>>63464586
what? no?
White power
>>63464530
I'll fucking die if Crews is thrown into the tag division. New Day is based but he doesn't belong there.
It's a bit annoying to see all the miniorities in WWE relegated to the tag division. IMO Kalisto should be getting a singles run right now, Would love to see him with the IC title
>>63464527
Replace Barrett with Ambrose, senpai
>>63464555
I'd lick her until her skin goes from orange to blue
IS THIS YOUR DOG?
>yfw jbl's hat gets passed around and used more than steph was
>>63464551
if they re-do the 98' SS with BBGurl, I guarantee you it will be Bork.
>>63464520
#rekt
Based Fatass being put over by all the legends.
Cornette is probably so bootyblasted deep down inside
>Owens stole JBL's hat.
Nice.
Based fatty
>>63464559
Breeze
He literally JUST got onto the main roster
Why did they give a fatass with no muscle definition a finisher that kayfabe requires him to lift 250+ lbs running at him?
>Owens not talking shit to Rooney during the match
>HEY ROONEY
>YOU LIKE THIS? YOU PLAY SOCCER?
>WATCH THIS
>*HITS TITUS*
>>63464558
No I know more than you fatty.
>>63464555
I get the vibe that Becky is the kind of grill that likes anal.
I'd lick the orange off of every inch of her body
DAT RENEE
>>63464617
because he's a great politician
>paige's tits
>>63464527
totally set up to be Roman vs Ambrose w/ Ambrose turning heel
ywn suck on paige's ghost pale tits
Paige's tits are unreal.
Renee looking delicious.
>>63464586
Maybe in your neckbeard dreams.
why are they having a tourny? wasn't roman declared #1 contender last week?
>>63464596
>New Day
Wooh there, buster! You think Apollo Crews is going to team with the New Day? No, he's not, kiddo! He's teaming with the PRIME TIME PLAYERS!
CUNT
>>63464651
Did Paige just call Becky a cunt?
I want to cum in Renee's ass so bad it is ridiculous
I want her to shit out my cum
>>63464555
If I can't have Sasha, I'd absolutely take Becky.
And Renee is a qt
>>63464617
Because the Package Piledriver might scare the little children.
why do some British people sound retarded like Paige but others sound rich and educated?
>Paige is only 23
Will based Sid get the one last run in the WWE that he deserves?
>>63464660
don't tell me that
>>63464609
Which legends have put him over?
Bret Hart doesn't count by the way.
>>63464684
Because just like America there is a plethora of accents.
>>63464555
I don't think spray tan is edible, but I would lick to like her
Why not like show Kane winning the WWE belt as well?
>>63464649
Based Phil at last I have source
>>63464684
I think its a regional thing
>>63464703
Stone Cold
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
HHH
>>63464670
brother, seth rollins had to vacate the title because of his leaked penis pictures
>There are "people" in here who weren't alive when Taker vs. Sid happened.
Finn's coming out next right?
>>63464695
She'll be in TNA next year, don't worry
>WHAT'S PAGE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
>>63464555
I want to mix her spray on tan with my semen using her face as the mixing bowl.
>>63464715
Because he won it via Undertaker hitting Austin with a chair
>>63464703
Austin, Hogan, Triple H, Scott Hall, Rocky
Is there any superstar that doesn't get >>reddit comments? Paige?
>>63464727
>Hulk Hogan
>The Rock
Source? Why would the rock have any input on Kevin Owens?
>>63464730
anon...
>>63464596
He'll be the Prime Time's third man.
Then they'll put ADR with the Lucha Dragons
And then they'll revive the 3-man tag team belts.
>>63464740
Oh yeah, forgot about that ending.
>>63464740
oldfag here, I remember that. I forget the ppv, but it was a first blood match and Austin won it back the following night.
I want nutella
Paige looking hot af tonight tbqh
Paige tits in the last segment looked like botched titjob tits
>>63464784
Holy shit, how horrible!
>>63464555
Yes, she has really nice armpits
>>63464499
based rooney desu~
whoopz wrong webm
>>63464803
She's wearing 5 push up bras and 10 lbs of make-up.
>>63464793
1998 King of the Ring. He'd lose the title the next night
Post Paige's tits.
>>63464829
So what?
I miss based Sef already
why is becky lynch so anime
why do they let becky lynch be so anime
i mean from her theme to her outfits
>>63464763
they tweet at eachother all the time bruh
and rock.has put him over in a tweet and in an interview i think..
Hogan JUST bragged about being the guy that saw something in owens
>>63464555
Becky's low key going to be a major star in the future. Girl's got presence. And once she realizes how goddam sexy that accent could be to Murrican fans, it's over.
>ambrose and reigns on opposite brackets
COULD THEY MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS FOR YOU GUYS
>>63464828
well he knows how to laugh it off
>>63464793
Well also, there was more than a paper cut of blood so they aren't gonna willingly show that.
>>63464820
Such is the blight of not being white in the WWE.
>>63464847
Sasha is more anime
Anime doesn't have a monopoly on stupid steam punk looks
>Imagine Dragons
>>63464853
>Irish gypsy accent
>sexy
Pick only one.
![Angry-Daxter-Photo-jak-and-daxter-34232128-248-490[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WlLypEj.jpg "Angry-Daxter-Photo-jak-and-daxter-34232128-248-490[1]")
I didn't know he was a wrestler...
>>63464853
Lmao
I'm in love with Becky Lynch
>britain v. ireland
>>63464825
It looks like she drew eyes on her eyelids
>>63464859
The question is who's going to turn heel and join hiatch
Botch time
>>63464853
>And once she realizes how goddam sexy that accent could be to Murrican fans
one of the worst accents that exists. She sounds like he's a pain, a struggle to get the words out. Like it taking a substantial effort to say simple things.
>>63464889
Becky is way more attrative without the orange hair and skin
Paige is literally doing the AJ strut/hop shit.
Can she just get released already
>>63464845
So that's why she looks the way she does.
>>63464889
>Sheamus, Finn, and Becky vs Barrett, Neville and Paige one day hopefully
>>63464897
i mean, Becky Lynch can wrestle...
>>63464896
Roman Reigns will turn heel and become the Authority's Champion, Ambrose will be Mick Foley
Drop the steampunk shit from Becky already. Just make her female Sheamus
>I'm losing to a guy who didn't start a QB
what the fuck
>>63464896
Dean obviously.
They want Roman to be Samoan John Cena
why haven't we gotten ass or the meats shots of paige yet
>>63464914
Okay nigga, so do most women.
>>63464889
>>63464889
Hi cutie.
>>63464921
>>63464897
but can she handle the paige botch machine
AJ MENTION
*GULP*
THIS IS MY HOUSE
LITERALLY
>>63464889
top qts
did I miss anything in the first hour?
>>63464945
They really want to bury Lucha Underground, do they?
I miss Orton and the meme DDT
>>63464963
not much
ffffffffffffat puss
>>63464963
i fucked your mom in the middle of the ring m8
>>63464963
ROMAN LOOKED STRONG
>>63464944
>not Austin with the death stare
S M H T B H F A M
>>63464963
Excellent Haitch promo
This crowd is silent
Fuck you Bongolians
>"THIS IS MY HOUSE"
>they're in a stadium
>Paige using le cm punk knee now
Hmmmm
>"Anon if you call Paige an 'annoying chubby botch machine that should get cut from the roster' one more time I'm going to go home and watch Monday Night Raw alone."
>>63464988
wot u mean m8
Do you guys think Roman would botch taking the Styles Clash and break his neck?
>finally a good main roster divas match
>crowd is SILENT
>>63464963
Romanwinslol
Owens puts up a great promo and wins against Titus
Shit diva match right now
Oh, and Seth's hurt so the WHC is vacated
>>63464924
Shit idea desu senpai. Steampunk Becky is best grill.
>>63465004
because were more reserved than you rabble across the atlantic
>>63464967
What does AJ have to do with Lucha Underground?
>>63465004
>brits
>divas match
Of course there's gonna be no energy
>>63465022
They say silence started the Diva's Revolution.
PAIGE TALKS TOO MUCH
>PAIGE
>>63465016
When was that?
Holy fuck, webm of Becky panties please
everyone see that? we almost got a paige titty reveal
>>63465022
>this match
>good
>not catering to the crowd
Based WWE
>not pulling off her shorts to expose her bare ARSE
>>63465008
>"I'm the master of the feed me more"
>Kevin Owens eats more
>I am a fan of women's wrestling
they are def. nerfing Paige' cheers
>>63463174
>all these cheap faggots who think a loose council estate tart that stinks like shit, chemicals and cigarettes is "hot"
>the absolute state of paige's shit stain sniffing fan boys
>that botched ending
>>63464552
>>63464585
>Implying that are only one Colombian shitposter
>roll up
as expected
>>63465022
there was nothing good about that
dat becky butt
>>63465014
she's an annoying chubby botch machine that should get cut from the roster
bye felicia
>On the table somehow makes it worse
FUCK PAIGE
>NOT ON THE TABLE
Why the fuck would that matter lol
>>63465036
She was meant to be on the second season of LU
THEM FUCKING BOOS
LMAO
>OH NO, NOT ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE
>she does a submission...?
>Tournament Match: Roman Reigns defeats Big Show
>Tournament Match: WWE Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens defeats Titus O’Neil
>Becky Lynch defeats Paige with a handful of tights
>Tournament Match: Dolph Ziggler defeats The Miz with a superkick
>Natalya defeats Naomi
>Tournament Match: Cesaro defeats Sheamus after a distraction
>Tournament Match: Dean Ambrose defeats Tyler Breeze with a small package
>The New Day defeats The Usos and Neville
>editing those boos into woos
>those boos
wew get fucked Charlotte
>>63465057
fatass posted it on his twitter, dunno when
Umm... what? It's not like Becky was getting jumped or Paige was cheating. Why the run in?
>>63465016
Nothing my gif bugged m8
>>63465088
uh wat butt
>>63465108
So how were they burying her?
You have the choice to fuck any one diva in her prime; past or present. Who do you choose?
>1996 Sunny would probably suck your dick so hard you'd cum three times.
Oh shit I bet that table made that hurt a lot more
I actually thought Paige was going to put her through the table.
Have women ever put each other through the announce tables?
>>63465109
they were saying "woo"
>>63465065
>>63465084
>>63465070
>>>/r9k.
Haven't watched a Raw or any WWE shit in about 8 months, since the Raw after Mania. Watched about 10 minutes of this and I just can't. I JUST CAN'T!
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhJfdWxpI2Q
>Paige music, when she lost
has paige had her tits done?
>>63465035
This is fucking rasslin, senpai
It's a out marking out like a retard
>Submission on a table
Also
>Charlotte stops chasing Paige after Paige just runs to the side and stops running.
Just...keep running? After her? She clearly stopped and even turned her back to you.
Fuck the Diva's division
>Neville vs Barrett
Please let Neville win.
>>63465120
I'm fucking amazed that Dudleys are having matches on Superstars now.
Sasha vs Bayley for the reformed Women's Championship on RAW when?
>>63465097
>>63465112
All moves hurt 45% more when done on a table/stairs/chair
Kind of like doing a little dance and bouncing off the ropes makes a legdrop/elbow drop hurt 70% more
Don't you know wrestling physics?
did paige get a boob job or is she just fatter?
>NOT ON THE TABLE
What's the bloody difference Cole if it's on the table or in the ring?
>>63465131
>Not having your niggas back
I dont fucks with niggas like you, i wouldnt ride with you
>>63465143
I put your mom through an announce table with my dick if you know what i mean
WHERE TO STEPHANIE?
>>63465161
>Not knowing the person's music hits when they get the last shot or beat up the person even if they lose
New?
>>63465035
>Brits
>Reserved
u wot m8
>>63464555
I would like her hairless little pussy and asshole
Ok, maybe that's a bit of a stretch. They aren't little, but I'd lick every layer of orange possible off of her
>>63465140
Anyone who doesn't say 2000 Trish is a homosexual
>>63465178
She's got chubbier and she wears like double pushup bras.
>>63465140
Paige
>>63465140
Stacy Keibler.
>>63465212
Id pick 2002 - 2004 trish personally
>>63465140
Victoria
>>63465212
do you not know Layla exists?
>Tfw Taker is literally the only wrestler kids born between 1990 and 2010 can say they grew up watching
>>63465140
Any answer other than Stacy Keibler is beyond gay.
wow becky looked good with that sports bra and corset, she would be way hotter if she looked like that all the time without her stupid le steam punk goggles and didn't make noise
is anyone else not beating off to the divas match at SS? normally I would, be the sounds from charlotte and paige alone would make it tough
>>63465140
Steph at the age Macho Man fucked her but before he did
>>63465081
are we, dare I say, Australia tier?
>>63465140
Santina
>>63465140
Lita
>>63465140
Becky Lynch
>>63465140
Sunny is the correct answer.
>>63465170
What's that? Hit Neville with the worst finisher in the business right now for a 3 count? Sure!
>>63465275
this tbqh
>>63465262
>kids born in 2000 can't say they grew up watching Cena, Orton, etc
you ok?
>>63465264
Her NXT ring gear was better.
>>63465140
melina
>>63465140
Always wanted to hate-fuck Ivory
>>63465140
stacy keibler
>>63465243
Honorable choice
My list would be 2000 Trish > 2008-2010 Layla > 2010 Natalya > 2003 Torrie
>>63465140
Kelly Kelly
>>63465268
Back to Reddit, pedo fuck. or should I say "ephebophile"
>>63465140
definitely trish, candie michelle wouldn't be so bad either, lita would be interesting
>>63465184
>Rolling with niggas whose hand game is that lame.
You mans an 'nem some fuck niggas desu, senpai.
>>63465140
Molly Holly.
>>63465314
muh balls
>daytona 500 and some college shit above CL final
is this a troll list?
>>63465324
>Back to Reddit
I think you mean, back to /tv/
>>63465140
Kelly Kelly
>Wrestlemania
>sporting
Hahahahahahaha
>>63465262
>Stacy "2x4 in a miniskirt" Kiebler
>>63465140
Mae Young in 1998.
DON'T JUDGE ME!
>>63465140
Melina
>>63465328
>desu senpai
Goddamit, filter.
>>63465325
Candice at least did softcore porn
>>63465324
"no"
reddit also didn't get a year of pedo spam
w-where's king
>>63465264
I'm going to SS in person, if this post ends in 0 I'll jack off
>>63465320
>2010 natalya
>over 2003 torrie
>over any version of torrie
you're insane
>>63465140
CHYNA
H
Y
N
A
Reminder that we are more of a Sport than "furpack" or "basebore"
>>63465140
Kaitlyn at her max thickness
>>63465140
Trish
>>63465365
he's dead
>>63464944
funniest part of this is the fact austin beats women in his spare time.
>>63465381
>Super Bowl over the World Cup
The fuck is this list
>>63465381
>we
>>63465381
source for what? it is just a list that doesn't say anything
>>63465314
oh wow, she looks way better there. I like the "lass" part coming from not-orange hair and the plaid
Dolph Ziggler sucks.
>tfw Miz loses
The Mizs songs solo sounds like a instrumental version of shout at the devil
I CAME TO PLAY
Remember Mizdow....
Reminder that Ziggler got keked by both Rusev and Breeze
Ziggler wins.
ZIGGLER
OVER
V
E
R
>Hollywood vs Hollywood
>Both from Cleveland
>Miz jobber entrance
It hurts
>>63465439
who cares
>>63465388
This is a very good choice too.
>>63465366
dubs you need to reroll. bring a watermelon with charlottes face on it
> there are people browsing /sp/ right now who don't want Ziggler to win
18+
>>63465388
>>63465438
You sure?
Woah Miz is actually pretty light skinned tonight. Guess he hasn't tanned/spray tanned in a while
>>63465463
DEM FUCKING LEGS
BAH GAWD WHATS BIG SEXY BARON CORBIN DOING HERE? AND WHY IS HE ASSISTING THE LUNATIC FRINGE DEAN AMBROSE?
>>63465486
FELLA
>JBL calling Darren Fletcher a legend
>Americans
>>63465381
I'm surprised that daytona and CFB are ahead of nba finals. at least nhl scum isn't there
>its a ziggler match
>>63465463
I want her to squeeze me with those legs.
>>63465471
>man lower body
>cartoonish tits
Someone post the tournament bracket please.
>>63465443
They only win the belts when not billed from Ohio. Cleveland burried.
>>63465463
>those feet popping out of her shoes
>>63465463
>dem thighs
Lawd hammercy Jeebus, das it mane.
LET'S GO ZIGGLER
>>63465463
18+
>that's why he's the showoff
>he has a ton of heart
What?
>>63465463
thigh game strong
Anyone else think it's in poor taste that Ziggler is selling his knee less than a week after Seth was kill?
>>63465595
18+
>>63465140
i'll say sable since no else has claimed her.
who was the redneck thick chick on TNA with the major huge tits?
Ok so im sitting here getting bored of MNF and i turn the channel to see WWE is on.
Im sitting here watching astounded. How is this actually a thing? Is there just a certain joy pretending that this is real in anyway? Where is the appeal to this fake shit?
Im not trying to shitpost, just really curious
>>63465361
true. I miss when divas would pose for playboy too
>>63465612
18+
>>63465603
18+
>losing to a superkick from Dolph Shitter
LOL
Based Ziggler
>>63465626
Well some divas looked worse naked. Like Ashley Massaro.
>There are people who Think Miz Is bad in the ring
>>63465662
18+
>>63465650
18+
>>63465618
Everyone knows it isn't real, nobody even pretends it isn't. It's just like any other fictional entertainment.
>>63465632
Literally anyone from that bracket would be better than Ramen.
>The Miz's skin
is he ill? He's so pale
>>63465618
Anyone with an internet connection knows it's fake, dude. The genie has been out of the bottle for a long time, so WWE is treated like just another TV show that happens to be based on pro wrestling.
Plus, a lot of TV shows also aren't real, you know.
I miss Seth
>Touching the belt before you've earned it
poor form m8
ziggler is going all the way to the top
>>63465663
>Ashley Massaro
we arent supposed to talk about her right? isn't she a she-who-must-not-be-named?
>>63465618
The same reason you watch a movie and show.
Is it TakerKane day or some shit?
>>63465618
most of us prefer a show with a story more than men playing a game for 5 seconds, taking a 2 minute break, then playing for 5 seconds again
>>63465690
It's not like he's ever touching it again.
>>63465686
I do too, man.
>>63465618
I like it because of how ridiculous it is. Recently a bayou cult has kidnapped an undead wizard man and killed his demonic brother. Of course this will all be settled in the ring when the time comes.
>>63465650
He didnt lose though
This is all choreographed
>>63465685
>>63465675
But why do people act suprised by the results? Isnt it just a big song and dance with a predetermined winner?
>>63465603
>ziggler
>not selling
>ever
>Team Hell No
R.I.P Bryan.
Miss you, buddy.
>>63465722
Why do people care about movie/TV plots and what happens to the characters?
>>63465708
Not really. That's more Chyna
>>63465727
24chromosomes+
Team Hell No was GOAT.
So, is Bray literally a sorcerer now?
>>63465618
2deep4u
Back to your handegg
>>63465735
Ziggler doesn't sell so much as he bumps big, recklessly even
>>63465718
Crossfit Jesus died for our sins
that bracket is so dumb. literally the most predictable thing ever. the only questionable one is cesaro vs sheamus, and if sheamus doesn't win he uses mitb
>>63465722
Darth Vader vs Luke Skywalker was predertimened too. Fuck off
>>63465765
17+1+
>>63465722
For the same reason people get shocked when characters are killed off on their favorite shows.
>>63465765
18+
why is WWE's fake Lightning budget 8 dollars.
>>63465765
18+
>>63465618
Game of Thrones is fake too, but normies sperg out about it every fucking week
>>63465603
He's been selling that knee for 2 weeks now.
>>63465682
And this is why canada is a meme.
>>63465722
Drama isn't about the results.
>>63465721
best diva
>>63465786
Why di you want everything to be unpredictable? Makes for awful storylines
>having the Deadly Games tournament on TV
How shit. Should have all been done at Survivor Series. This is too obvious now.
Del Rio beats Stardust
Ryback beats Kalisto
Barrett beats Neville
Reigns beats Cesaro
Del Rio beats Ryback
Owens beats Barrett
Ambrose beats Ziggler
Reigns beats Del Rio
Ambrose beats Owens
for a Reigns vs Ambrose title bout
If they'd done it all in one night they could have had an underdog winner out of leftfield like Sexy Ziggles.
Why won't Vince senpai let me write this shit for him instead of the hacks he currently uses?
>>63465765
18+ bro
>>63465799
Cause clip art is too expensive brah.
>>63465722
Do you apply this logic to other TV shows? I get the feeling you don't and you're just arbitrarily picking on pro wrestling (you wouldn't be the only one doing this, but still)
>how can anyone be surprised by the events in a show? aren't they all written well in advance with predetermined endings?
I mean, there's action, there's overarching storylines, some interesting characters, etc.
and when done properly, it keeps you hooked for genuinely entertaining events where you want to see what happens next.
People say they miss Seth but so far this has been a pretty standard RAW.
It's not like Seth wrestles on RAW anyway. It's always promos and silly little backstage segments.
>tfw no gf ever
>>63465813
It would have also been a 6 hour PPV.
>>63465808
>>63465802
>>63465797
>>63465787
>>63465776
>>63465713
>>63465711
>>63465685
>>63465675
I appreciate the honest responses thanks.
Still should be on /asp/ though.
So will it be Dean or KO who makes Roman look strong?
which divas is Big E fucking?
>>63465786
Sheamus is gonna win because no charisma.
>tfw Cesaro has no chance of winning
>>63465831
I'll be ur gf
>>63465663
ashley wasn't that bad, and not so bad that I'd reject seeing 1 diva naked a year, with the bellas doing it together
>>63465813
>ziggler winning
BACK TO REDDIT
>>63465842
the white hopefully
>>63465836
No if anything it belongs on /tv/
>>63465842
All of them, especially Paige
>>63465831
dont worry bro, you are gonna make it
>>63465842
the 18+ ones
>>63465722
>>63465745
>>63465787
>>63465797
>>63465808
Stop replying to the oldest /wwe/ troll in history.
>y-y-ou know it's fake right?
>>63465765
They did make the tag belts relevant and have that sick TLC match with the Shield
>>63465845
Good. In all seriousness he is boring as hell and has no gimmick
>>63465722
Watch this. If you don't get it after, don't know what else to tell you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA
You now remember there were utter morons who thought Bray would be in the tournament.
>Cesaro actually wins
>Sheamus immediately cashes in
DEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL RRRRRIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63465769
I think he's either turned himself in a Nobody from Kingdom Hearts or He thinks he's in Friday The 13th 9.
>>63465890
Go to bed, Max.
TIME FOR MY NIGGA DEL RIO
>>63465890
shoo shoo jew kek
>>63465381
>>63465422
>http://apparatusmag.com/2015/11/04/forbes-ranks-the-most-valuable-brands-in-sports/
Someone try finding the full article, too busy watching this shitty program.
I think they're referring to event revenue...?
>Heel vs Heel
???????
Why isn't based Swaggie in the tournament?
Alberto looking JACKED these days.
>>63465887
That's cause WWE doesn't let him do anything
/pol/ BTFO
>>63465812
unpredictable would be better than 8 blatantly one sided matches
oh SNAP zeb
>you will never jump the barrier during a Cesaro, Barrett, Sheamus, Rusev fatal fourway
>they will never get upset at you for jumping the barrier and interrupting their match and hold you down and take turns pounding your boipucci in the ring in front of the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home
JDIMSA
LEL THIS PROMO
>>63465887
Reigns is worse and he's still winning this shit.
BRITS GETTING BTFO
>Stardust will lose to a memexican
BRITBONGS GETTING BTFO THE FUCK OUT
>>63465890
Back to Reddit.
ZEB BRINGING THE HEAT
>>63465890
>Max Landis
Fuck off.
>>63465917
Fuck off Canada! No room for you in Mexamerica!
>>63465912
>you will never have a taste of paige
>>63465904
cashes in on vacant?
ENGLAND BTFO
>WWE blowing Bongolians THE FUCK OUT
BRITS BTFO
BTFO
BASED ZEB
WOW HEAT
Holy fuck, top fucking bantz from Zeb
BRITS FUCKING DESTROYED
L E L
E
L
is Del Rio juiced?
H A T E R S
A
T
E
R
S
>>63465922
Meximerica is face. This is a face promo
What if this isnt scripted and Zeb is just the most Based person in the world
>subspecies of the human race
They're in Africa?
BASED ZEB WORKING THE BRITS INTO A SHOOT.
MY SIDES
BASED ZEB.
I can no longer tell if Zeb Colter is a heel or not.
ENGLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>>63465953
Why are you even awake right now? Don't you have a job?
>Zeb wrecking /pol/ and britbongs
>Del Rio calling everyone haters
NOW THAT'S TOO FAR!
English sub-species
>>63465912
>you will never have a taste of Emma
Just kill me now.
Don't be haters BritBros
>>63465989
They were getting hella booed in Colorado Springs
>BONG SMARKS CHEERING AFTER GETTING BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEKED
>>63465920
how could 1 Super Bowl game pull in more revenue to the entire world cup?
that list is faggy
goddamn Zeb unloading with all guns
>>63465984
No, he just had time to tone the fuck up since he wasn't on the road 24/7 with AAA/LU
>Britkeks staying up till 4 am to watch american wrestling pretaped in their country
>Staying up till 4 just to be ridiculed and mocked for being british
H A T E R S
BRITS CONFIRMED SUB-HUMANS
>>63466002
According to Zeb, he's too busy whining about his shit country being shit.
>Team NIG
Sasha is so cute
Holy shit England got BTFO so hard that Vince is writing a the second declaration of independence
Claiming Naomi as my waifu btw desu senpai~
>>63466020
Dont make me feel worse than i already do about it
>>63466009
literally there haven't been any brits in this thread. feels weird. suppose all the lads were at the event and are now sleepy.
>JBL is okay with Mexamerica
Didn't he once have a whole feud with Rey or Eddie about hating Mexicans?
>JBL's character still kissing up to anyone who praises America
Not getting old at all, desu.
I love this Meximerican gimmick.
Who /notahater/ here?
lol those british dudes don't give a fuck....why would they? Mex-America has literally nothing to do with them....literally no reason for them to give a shit about their gimmick. Why is the WWE so retarded? The smacks aren't going to capitulate for this super cheap attempt at heat.
that big old dyke on team bad is pretty gross
>>63466020
NEETS gonna NEET
>>63466051
>>63466052
you had to post right before me didn't ya.
>>63466020
>Haters
Rude t b h
>>63466056
Its called changing your opinion. Get with the times senpai
Jesus christ Del Rio truly doesn't give one single fuck of being there. He left AAA main event for this? Also, has he returned the megachampionship already or is he traveling with it?
>>63466056
>WWE
>Continuity
Pick one.
>>63466047
>Naomi literally has the best ass (er, I MEAN ARSE*, SORRY ENGLAND) in the Divas division
Prove me wrong.
>>63466056
>>63466059
JBL is the heel commentator, he supports all heels.
Except Bray.
>>63466056
they think the fans are retarded, it's the only explanation
>>63466056
He's the one that gave Del Rio the name "Mexico's greatest export."
>>63466059
>implying it's a character
JBL is a good ole Texan boy.
>>63466073
hey, she's going through a lot right now. her dad is slowly dying and is in danger of being guilty of murder
>>63466080
im sorry senpai
>>63466020
>stay up all night for this
>get made fun of by the product
hahaha what a bunch of idiots
Stacy in the HoF when?
>>63466072
smarks*
>>63466099
And John Cena. But fedora-tippers are too un-American for him to like, desu.
>>63466099
He also likes the usos for some reason
>flying usos
Naomi = leader of BAD
Sasha = beried
>>63466102
they are retarded.
WHERE'S THE GIF OF NAOMI SHAKING HER ASS?
>THERE ARE STILL 2 DIVA SEGMENTS
ARGHHH FUCK THIS DIVAS REVOLUTION
>>63466140
And Reigns
>>63466056
thats in the past now
>>63466119
Stop being mean senpai. It's not a nice thing to do.
Oh shit, Natty's actually on TV this week.
>natalya will never tie you down and sit on your face
>>63465140
Trish, but I also have a thing for Emma
>Sasha section
RIP Boss
>>63466047
I'ma low key get Naomi pregnant, Tracy Morgan style. That samoan boy ain't hittin' that right.
>Sasha Section
HAHAHAHAHA
How long until this contrarian shithole goes against Sasha?
>another divas match
WE WANT SASHA
>>63466121
i think maybe 2 years from now. they need to hurry up and put Ivory in that thing. Jacqueline too.
>>63466068
here
WE WANT SASHA
>nattie's costume
holy moly
>>63466149
I got you covered bro.
>More than one divas match
Women's wrestling is so fucking awful.
>>63466183
Sasha sucks To be honest, family.
>>63466183
/wweg/ already has.
who nutty for natty?
>We want Sasha
Show some respect for the performers in the ring you Britfats.
>>63465140
Steph a few hours before Macho Man got to her
>>63466183
we've hated her for a while, fampai
>>63466121
when she's 45
>Natalya will never sit on your face
>that awful finish
A ROLLUP WHAT
WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
SHE CALLS IT THE REAR VIEW
How long was this match again?
Sasha getting this buried.
natalya's costume is sexy
>sharpshooter getting literally no pop
What the fuck england
>>63466251
Thank god. I don't want that man moose anywhere near my face.
What the fuck was that?
Dat sloppy finish kek
BOSS looking like a BITCH
the fuck was that
>>63466183
It's why she's not getting pushed. As bad as the memesaro section.
Man Brits are faggots.
There's literally no good reason to boo Natalya.
>>63466056
yeah don't you remember the promo where he went to the borders and started messing with illegals?
>>63466231
what is /wweg/?
>>63466269
WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>63466280
Give Divas half a chance.
REDDIT FUCKING BURIED>>63466295
>Team chimpout is still employed by wwe
Natalya literally looked 60 years old trying to work that sharpshooter
>>63466183
Never liked her.
>63465835
1998 wasn't six hours, 'tard!
>>63466099
False. He buried The Ascension hard in their debut and still does.
>>63465140
Mickie James
