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>The WWE world heavyweight championship was set up in the ring as the main showcase. This was so The Authority could come out and formally announce that a tournament would begin tonight to crown a new champ after Seth Rollins was forced to vacate the title due to injury. Roman Reigns was out next and Triple H asked him if he wanted to become the new Rollins, placing the title on his shoulder. He declined. His first tournament match will be against Big Show.
>Roman Reigns def. Big Show but the bigger story is word that the crowd went into business for itself with various chants at Show like "you fat bastard" and were doing the wave and what not.
>Kevin Owens def. Titus O'Neil to advance in the tournament. Owens got heat going after the Queen of England.
>Dolph Ziggler def. The Miz to advance in the tournament.
>Alberto Del Rio and Zeb Colter were out for a promo and if there was ever doubt, they were heeling it up quite a bit here, saying even Scotland doesn't want the English.
>King Barrett called out Wayne Rooney ringside when he accompanied Sheamus out for his match with Cesaro. Not surprisingly, Cesaro defeated the Money in the Bank briefcase holder -- they chanted "briefcase wanker" at him during the match -- to set up a tough second round match-up with Roman Reigns. They did an angle where Rooney slapped Barrett to a big pop.
>Dean Ambrose def. Tyler Breeze to advance in the tournament. He won with a schoolboy.
>Ric Flair showed up for a promo to put over Undertaker appearing on SmackDown. This could be a dark segment.
>The New Day def. Neville & The Usos with some typical cheating heel tactics after their usual pre-match promo work.
>Bray Wyatt was out for a promo. He was interrupted by Undertaker and Kane. Braun Strowman, Luke Harper, and Erick Rowan all showed up after the Brothers of Destruction got into the ring to confront Bray. 'Taker and Kane beat down the heels before walking out and doing the one arm up gimmick at the stage.
>Memesaro going over Sheamus
what the fuck
Sheamus can cash the briefcase and become champion since its vacant right???
Uhhhh you forgot the divas?
>>63462543
Thanks, I can go back to flicking the bean instead of watching this shit.
>>63462566
He should do this
>>63462566
No, there has to be a champion to begin with
Just got back from Raw, was pretty great.
>>63462571
L-London?
>>63462580
So he can just set up a match against anyone for the vacant title?
Let's discuss something about Vince and his hypocrisy real quick.
You see he claims to like "big guys" right?
But "big guys" don't ever seem to get the push compared to little big guys like Roman who's only 6'2, Cena who's 6 even, or Punk who was 5'11 in his dreams. Real men like Barrett, Swagger, Cesaro, and Luke Harper just meddle around in the midcard instead of showing fags like Roman what a real man looks like.
Why is this? Why does Vince let shortstacks like Reigns and Cena run the show?
>>63462567
Uhhhhh nobody gives a shit about the divas?
>>63462580
well what if cashes in during the final match? he can just pin one of them and win the match
>>63462557
Cesaro isn't a meme
>>63462603
because they make the money.
>>63462603
UUUU
>>63462612
That IS possible. Or he could just wait until after the match and beat the tired winner of the tournament.
>>63462581
Any top chants???
You kids know this is fake, right?
>ROMAN PLS FUCK ME
>>63462654
You know you're a kuck, right?
>>63462603
>Harper doesn't have the look
>Swaggie was supposed to be the guy but he wanted to DUDE WEED LMAO
>Cesaro is horribly awkward outside the ring
As for Barrett I'm not sure. Probably because he isn't American? All I know is that BMJ ruined his career.
>>63462646
New Day Rocks was chanted the most and loudest probably.
Lots of Wayne Rooney love/hate as well.
>>63462614
>>>/woo/
>>63462543
>Owens got heat going after the Queen
Based KO
>>63462654
COCAINELOMBIA
Yo OP what about the Divas?
>>63462543
Okay, so all I have to watch is the last 20 minutes. Nice.
>>63462683
>August /wwe/ loves Cesar and praises him due to his matches with BMJ and the tag match with him, Orton, Cena v Rusev, Ko, etc.
>Reddit starts the Cesaro section bs
>Suddenly Cesaro is a meme! MEMESARO MEMESARO.
Fuck you, Fuck Reddit and Fuck Woo.
Cesaro's a cool dude who's got a great upper midcard look, fuck off you faggot.
>Roman "The Big Meme" Reigns will go over Cesaro, Del Rio and Owens/Ambrose to win the WWE Title
Feeding him people that will carry him to good matches isn't going to make people like him anymore.
So, why is tonight's RAW pre-recorded?
WWE can't handle the Manchester bantz?
>>63462661
He looks so unenthused at female attention. It's like he's thinking "when can I get back to Seth or Dean"?
Fresh from Raw
>>63462725
fuck off
Can we have a non-spoilers game thread please.
Also I am taking special care not to read any posts here so far.
I realize there is a 90% chance someone will reply to this with spoilers or spam them in the thread but I thought it was worth asking
>>63462742
Nobody likes your pudgy Samoan mastodon, Vince.
>>63462726
UK Raw is always pre-recorded senpai
>>63462754
Had a feeling. Thanks sensei.
Shaymoose winning would be the fucking worst. hopefully his cash-in won't be successful a la Sandow.
>>63462752
Please have sex.
>>63462747
>The only thing he made was that pepsi tattoo on his shoulder
Roman is a horrible shit talker. Holy shit, he's a fucking dork.
>>63462724
>>63462724
Cesaro is absolutely garbage and a goofy chicken legged fuck who has a terrible look and zero charisma or character or personality.
>>63462747
CM Kuck BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRDdsCOwgu8
i didn't know Sasha has a BF.
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
how long till it starts lads
>>63462778
stay roasted
>>63462794
33ish mins.
>>63462781
Nice bait, off yourself.
>>63462794
>>63462802
Wow, and I fucked up. Sorry bro, meant 23ish.
>>63462747
No mention of Paige or Charlotte?
>>63462782
SUICIDE WATCH
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>You will never be Reigns bbygurl
Why live?
>>63462726
Because going live at 8 at Eastern time means it'll be like 2 am there
Sethfags you still here?
>>63462543
The faggiest OP of all time award goes to
>>63462832
Sethfags unite.
>ramen vs ryback semi final
>ambrose vs owens semi final
>muh shield match
Predictable bullshit family
>>63462777
>meme numbers
>meme posting
>meme wrestler
back to reddit with you.
>>63462787
nigga look like he should be commentating a melee tournament
>>63462842
I literally did the same thing with my friend last night desu
>>63462749
Very unlikely with this being 4chan and all. Feels like a glorified Smackdown, funny cause this is the first time where I haven't wanted to know about spoilers on a pre-taped show.
>>63462832
right here senpai
>>63462846
No, you fuck off back to reddit you flaming homosexual
>>63462777
hi reddt
>>63462581
where abouts were you sat bro?
>>63462845
>Beeg
>Stardust
>Kalisto
>Ryback
>Titus
>Miz
>Breeze
>Barrett
Man I miss the Ruthless Aggression Era.
>>63462842
I can't get off to lesbian porn anymore unless there is some piss play or anal gapes involved
>>63462845
Ryback does not beat Del Rio unless Swagger interferes
HEY COLE
>>63462876
Hi neckbeard
>Not wanting Cena vs. Taker at WM32
Disappointed, 2bh.
Who /OasisGeneration/ here?
RAW Manchester needs him desu.
>>63462887
Yep, I need some BBC involved.
>>63462899
Why would you want this?
Why didn't Brayyy take Kanes soul when he first beat him at summerslam years ago?
>>63462899
What's the point anymore? The streak is gone. It really doesn't matter if he wins or loses now.
Why was Legend Killer Orton so GOAT?
Why did Orton become such a boring pile of shit?
>>63462915
He did. That's why Kane came back as corporate Kane.
>>63462924
Nah nigga he didn't, fuck outa here with your headcanon.
>>63462922
>Why did Orton become such a boring pile of shit?
Because he has nothing left to prove. He's won the royal rumble, 12 time world champion, main evented wrestlemania 3 times, what else is there?
>>63462899
I FUCKING CALLED IT
OMG
I SHOULD WRITING FOR WWE
>>63462958
Filtered
>>63462842
Why do you post this when you know it's against the rules?
>>63462909
it's literally one of 2 ways he can turn heel
>cheating to retire taker
>cheating to beat flair's record
>>63462922
Legend Killer was a GOAT character and a shit person
Older Orton was a hit and miss (read: when he was Cena's """rival"") character and a pretty cool person
Current Orton doesn't give a shit about either or anything in general and you can't really blame him desu
Kayfabe-wise, what the fuck is Bray Wyatt's gimmick?
Be spooky, and take over the company with his *NEW SUPERPOWERS*, or some shit? Halp.
>>63462983
That would assume that Taker has the belt.
>>63462994
He was just supposed to be a cult leader who cuts cryptic promos.
How the fuck can people even contemplate living with the knowledge that this girl will never be your girlfriend. There's a reason monasteries don't allow women anywhere near them, and it's because they remind the men there how fucked they are without a meaningful loving relationship in their lives. This girl has literally ruined my day through her beauty, and I know tomorrow will be a bad day due to my being unable of dismissing her image from my mind. How can an arrangement of pixels, or relatively slight alterations of a face make me feel so overwhelmingly unhappy and hopeless? I am so attracted to this girl and there is nothing I can do to prevent myself from feeling this way. The instant realisation that she, and other girls who inflict me with these feelings, are beyond my reach causes me so much suffering that I'm surprised each time by how much I really am still invested in life. I am incapable of articulating how torturous it is for me to accept this time and again whenever I see a beautiful girl who is more than just physically attractive to me but whose look and disposition suggest a capacity for us to enjoy each others' company and shared existence as friends also. The likelihood that I will continue to live alone, longing for a love that I will never be able to achieve, makes me so unhappy that I know I won't be able to exist much longer if life continues this way.
I love you, my cherub and angel, my darling girl. I am one hundred percent serious when I say that I will love you until the day I am forced from this earth.
>>63463006
i mean they could be done in different scenarios, cena could cheat against anyone to break it and go nuclear
>>63463020
Stop hijacking other people's gimmicks you spastic.
>>63462994
He's a cult leader that's supposed to win the crowd and other wrestlers over by "red pilling" them with cryptic promos.
Which doesn't really work when they only made maybe one or two attempts at best to get new members that all resulted in losing horribly.
>>63463020
she's the kind of girl that's amazing for 3 months all fucking sexy and wild then you get her pregnant and she's a complete cunt for the rest of your life because she despises you
>>63462747
WILL KEK MAN THE DRUNK MAN PUNK EVER RECOVER??
>>63463028
Eat my crusty Muslim testicles
so wtf is goin on with bray, he abducted taker and kane only for them to escape and beat the shi out of dem, why did they not do a paul bearer type thing with this guy
>should rite for wwe tbqh FaMo
I can't understand why WWE doesn't push Cesaro. Dude is Ric Flair material.
>>63463020
iktf fampai
who /gotham/ here?
>brie get out of the road
>>63463054
Because he is just a meme. He is a walking, talking, breathing meme. The first meme, the last meme, the meme from which all others are sustained.
>>63463028
Thats how 4chan is, full of meatboys who gotta steal a niggas gimmick because they cant get over on their own.
Pathetic and they usually ruin it too.
Is RAW even getting a gamethread tonight?
>>63463054
This actually makes sense
>>63463075
>UK calling anything a meme
>>63462661
Last week when Roman was walking down to the ring at the start I noticed some chick had her hands all over him too lmao
>>63463083
maybe just 1
If Roman wins the belt, how will he fist bump people as he's coming through the crowd?
>>63463094
Women are skanks.
>>63463083
RAW literally may as well be an SD tonight even with all the development so we might just have in-general discussion at this rate
>>63463106
If Roman wins the belt how will he be able to be believed to be a face when he will be booed vehemently?
>>63463054
Ric Flair screams WOO, stumbles, reacts minutes after getting hit, starts bleeding randomly, flip flops around, exaggerates.
Cesaro is a wrestling machine with tight precision and skill, no gimmicks.
Just sayin'
>>63463126
He only gets booed in smark cities though.
>>63463126
only in philly bro lol
>random stuff that bring some viewers keep happening FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST DROP BELOW 3 MILL VIEWERS ALREADY
>>63463112
Yeah I found it lel
She rubbed all down his side
time for a game thread, guys
dont think we need a gamethread lads, lets just stay here
>came back from jerking to stinkface videos just in time for Raw
The opening promo almost put me to sleep earlier at raw, good luck watching it /wwe/
Nipple H!
GAMETHREAD
>>63463168
>Those Britsmarks standing up to get a picture of Haitch
>>63462845
Wow..never have I realized until now how fucking lackluster the current WWE roster is. Even with Cena, Bork, McKane and the occasional Taker appearance, it's bland as shit.
>>63462739
I was kinda hoping they'd be off the radar for a while. Why have then kidnapped if they will come out on their own?
>>63463155
And Roman just doesn't even care. It's like he's doing all he can to keep his Samoan rage in check, or else he'll slap the taste out of her mouth screaming, "keep your fem hands off my delicious gay titties."
>>63463112
Skanks are pretty rad
My prediction of what isn't going to happen:
>Remainder of Ro16
Stardust beats Del Rio by Swagger shenanigans
Kalisto beats Ryback via Upset
Barrett beats Neville via Sheamus Shenanigans
SURVIVOR SERIES
> Tag Title Match: New Day Vs Uso's
Q1: Dean beats Dolph. They shake hands at the end.
Q2: Kalisto beats Stardust in a spotfest. He's the Underdog now.
> US Title Match: Del Rio Vs Swagger
> Quarters Part 2
Q3: Owens beats Barrett despite Sheamus Shenanigans
Q4: Cesaro shockingly beats Reigns. Reigns reluctantly shakes his hand. (Let's be real, Reigns gets winded after one match, there's no way he can do three in one night. R-right?)
> Divas: Charlotte Vs Paige
S1: Dean beats Owens thanks to Sheamus and Barrett revenge shenanigans
S2: Cesaro beats Kalisto in a fun Power vs Speed match. They shake hands, only for Stardust and Ascension to show up, do a brutal beatdown on them both (+ poor Sin Cara, who gets sent to hospital from it)
> Survivor Series Match: Wyatts Vs BoD (+ 1 or 2 other guys maybe)
Backstage, Eurotrash (Sheamus and Barrett) are heavily implying to Renee that it doesn't matter who wins, because Sheamus is leaving as champion. Owens shows up with a chair in a sneak attack and confiscates the briefcase, telling Sheamus that "If I don't get my shot tonight, neither do you."
Final:
Dean vs a battered and bruised Cesaro as Triple H watches on.
In a long tough match, Cesaro is so close to winning before Triple H pulls the ref out. He gets a Cesaro Swing for his troubles. Cesaro hits a Neutraliser on Dean, but the ref's still out. He tries to wake him, only for Reigns to return and spear him. Dean Ambrose is the new Authority sponsored champion, and the swerve is that it was BOTH Shield members who turned.
Are you guys watching raw?
How
>>63464342
>Texans being this retarded
>tfw voluntarily not watching RAW for what I think is the first time since I got back into it
Feels good lads, first step to freedom. How shit has it been today? Read the spoilers and shame because a surprise Taker entrance does get me hype, but eh who cares
>>63464342
FoxSports la chonchasumadreweon WEAA
>>63464575
If you don't care to watch, why are you posting here?
>>63464739
Where else can I put blog post senpai
>>63463155
>>63463648
bitches love roman not as much as mr. sexy ass lottery but he gets his.
>>63464813
I mean it sounds like you don't want to care about WWE anymore so why still post here?
>>63464879
Nah I still care desu senpai
Not watching live but will probably loosely keep up and watch PPV's`
>>63464925
Gotcha, well nothing should stop you from watching Taker's return if you really want to.
Ziggler should get another run. It just isn't fair.
>b-b-uh he can't into mics
no one else has since CM Punk, or the attitude era. This is all solely because all of you are sucking Triple H's dick on the reg
Ziggles got a huge pop in bongistan. Wonder why
>>63465445
piped in cheers on a taped RAW
thanks to the spoilers I skipped raw tonight
>>63465606
They would do that for Ramen, sure. But Ziggler is like irrelevant atm. They would have censored "you fat bastard" as well
Does anyone else skip the matches and just watch the promos here?
>Crowd in England
>No muslims
>>63465973
I see a ton of shitskin in the audience
>>63465973
I know you're memein senpai but it's literally only the cities over here that are paki infested, If you go to any nice parts of the country theres probably <0.5% population
also Manchester isn't nearly as bad for pakis as London or Birmingham
>>63462543
>Finally having Bray become a new big bad of spoopy in the WWE by kidnapping the two major previous supernatural wrestlers and "drain their powers"
>"LOL NAW FUCK THAT, LETS HAVE ALL THIS BUILD JUST TO BLOW OUR LOAD AFTER LIKE TWO WEEKS"
Are you shitting me?
Post your face when Ramen vs Dog Ziggler at Survivor Series
>>63466736
ITS GOING TO BE DEAN AMBROSE VS RAMEN WITH A HEEL TURN YOU STUPID KEK
WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE ON COMPLETELY OPPOSITE SIDES
>>63465445
Cause he's a face and over, except for contrarian boards like this one.
Rusev is kill?
>>63467976
Your mum's puss is kill m8
what a great supernatural video montage. 2 spooky that bray wyatt and edit using his spiritual powers
Well I guess that last segment was pretty cool. The rest of Raw was pretty shit though.
so Bray stole Kanes and Takers souls just to get killed by them? Bravo Vince
/CorbinClub/ where we at?
who /drunk/ here?
So that's the end of this feud, right? I mean, bray and the Wyatts mugged Taker and Kane, and Taker and Kane got revenge in a fight where they were outnumbered four to two, laying out all the Wyatts, particularly punking out Harper and Rowan, then double Chokeslamming Bray.
That's a conclusion. They can go nowhere from here. Even if the Wyatts get a fifth member, it would have to be God Himself in order to make the Wyatts a believable threat to Taker and Kane after the asswhooping the latter just doled out to the former.
>WWE puts Zeb with Del Rio to talk for him
>they have Del Rio do a promo anyway
This fucking creative team.
>>63469084
right here fampai
>>63467976
Didn't he injure a biceps or some shit?
Who /Ceman/ here?
This was ridiculously awful. I'm done with wwe. Cesaro and Cena and Nikki are the only reasons I watch wwe and 2/3 aren't even Herr anymore and Cesaro just gets buried
It's good how they build for the future by letting 2 50 year olds beat up 4 other guys. I see bright things ahead.
>>63469084
>Watching Breaking Ground
>Baron Corbin is literally a dick and a heel in real life
>>63469167
>rock bottoms self
>somehow hurts opponent
Alright then.
BIZ CLIZ SHIRT
>>63469184
> I'm done with wwe.
Good, now you can go talk about your manlet wrestling elsewhere.
anyone have a stream for Breaking Ground? wootube is failing me
Breaking Ground, sponsored by Wal-Mart
>>63469231
18+
>>63469264
WWENetwork.com
Have the Wyatts kidnapped anyone successfully?
They are poor kidnappers imo
>>63469216
gotta think about the future maybe they'll wisen up and put the strap on Undertaker
Was getting caught part of Bray Wyatt's plan?
I really do not understand this plotline at all. I thought he had kidnapped them or something. But really he had just laid some pansy-ass beatdowns on them a few weeks ago and he thought that was it? That he could just ridicule them on air without consequence? Has he never watched rasslin' before?
>>63469264
http://teamstreamtv.proboards.com/page/channel_13
>>63469231
>I don't know what a reverse STO is
>>63469340
OF COURSH
>>63469216
>I'm a retard who doesn't know how storylines work
Rooney webm where?
>>63469345
Thanks senpai.
>WWE acting like they made Rollins and Reigns stars
>>63464304
>11 fucking matches
Is SS a four hour show now? Especially when the last hour has to be the SS match AND the Finals for the tournament. How do the other 9 matches fit into two hours?
>>63469372
You're right senpai, this is definitely going somewhere. I see a massive payoff coming.
Holy shit they gonna bring back the Yeti
>that josh promo
christ
>Marinating in that sauce like a yeti BRRRR
>>63469435
>that promo
Why not just make ZZ his manager? At least he can talk.
>>63469435
The yetay is a better gimmick than any gimmick in the wwe right now
>that fucking promo
>>63469435
>Yeti
>obviously a mummy
8-teen plus
Josh has no idea what he's doing. Holy shit.
I see why y'all called him the white Roman Reigns.
>dat Emma
>>63469372
Okay genius
Write for me how The Wyatts after getting beat 2v4 can become a legitimate threat when Taker and Kane can get 3 more people to help them and Wyatts can only get one more person, and all the major heels are busy with something else.
>Hey why you wearing amateur wrestling boots, they weren't chanting Jordan
>>63469489
>implying I made it up
>>63469465
Yeti is GOAT gimmick literally killed Hogan in his debut
>this fake argument
>jason jordan
DROPPED
>This fake scripted as fuck drama
>>63469512
That was the other guy. Who literally never showed any emotion
>>63469576
>watches WWE Network reality show
>doesn't expect fake scripted as fuck drama
WHEN'S BRENNAN WILLIAMS!
No Baron, they're booing because you can't wrestle for shit.
>The lone wolf
Are Tye and Breeze gay?
Based Corbin.
>it's a Dillinger and Breeze go on a date episode
>>63469649
*Tips fedora*
Baron is
a
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e
d
>That based /anti-normies/ gimmick.
>>63469786
>being a Corbin fan
Bro.
>>63469808
Who you a fan of bruh?
>>63469808
>Being a hater
Why are we overlooking the fact that the New Day has confirmed that Seth Rollins is not only a member of the New Day, but also their leader? Does this mean Seth is a tag team champion?
YOU JUST KNOW
I have work tomorrow, but don't want to shower.
What do?
>>63469848
Kalisto.
Baron is literally a walking edgelord.
>Dunn trying to lower crowd noise during "Holy Shit" chants
>>63469910
hes literally 1 step above neckbeard loner
>>63469879
Lmao
>Sami
;_;
He's coming back soon right guys?
Why the fuck does the network not show the NXT/WWE live events?
Just do a single camera setup like old ROH shows.
>>63469946
no and we don't need him back.
>>63469946
>>>/reddit/
>>63469969
Because they never really thought the Network through.
NXT events would be fine, but main roster house shows would be a joke.
I'm surprised they didn't show the Wrestlemania "party" on the Network.
>>63469935
If he was a foot shorter he'd fit in right here.
Seriously Tyler was good but almost dead silent reactions
>Lashley is in nxt
Damn bruh kek, didnt he have a mania match?
>>63469946
Doctor's orders, not his choice.
Scheduled to be back early next year, but I'm sure he would've returned to the ring on his own will *much* earlier, serious injury or not.
Cass and Carmella confirmed banging.
>>63470015
Once the main roster sees more of him I'm sure he'll start getting better reactions. They barely know him at all right now.
>>63470032
Maybe surprise rumble entrant.
JUST MAKE ZZ HIS MANAGER
IT'S NOT THAT HARD
>>63470051
>Once the main roster sees more of him I'm sure he'll start getting better reactions.
Like Fandango?
Anyone else starting to think Bray had a better shot at success if he stayed as Husky Harris? He was probably my favorite guy when he debuted on NXT because I thought he has a unique look. He didn't show it too much back then, but he had this really subtle natural cockiness to his personality. Like if Orton was a fat dudebro Chad in high school who was banging 10/10 blond cheerleaders that he had no business banging. Bray Wyatt is a dead end gimmick that will never have a payoff, at least Husky Harris had some potential for success.
>no based Ceman at all
Shit tier episode desu
>>63470073
Settle down nerd.
I was at the Austin NXT event. It was freaking sweet. Corbin was pretty meh. Breeze tore it up.
>>63470113
Hey, don't call me a nerd, nerd.
>>63470098
I politefully disagree, friend.
>>63470098
>Husky Harris
Ask Bull Dempsy if being a big fat slob gets you anywhere.
>>63462845
>LOLKALISTOWINS will thankfully never happen
>Tfw it will never be 1998 again and RAW ends with Austin destroying someone's car
>>63470003
That King of the Ring and Elimination Chamber show was more or less a house show with gimmicks. They shouldn't broadcast every house show, but a once in a while thing might be fine. I mean if you think about it SmackDown is a glorified house show with little to no storyline development. Arranging a house show to be more like SmackDown every once in awhile doesn't seem like a bad idea.
>>63470051
I love this delusion that fans who are fucking willing to drop a good chunk of change on tickets to see wwe live are not aware of nxt or dirtsheets, indies etc.
If they go to raw, changes are they have the network and have seen the dude, he's trash nigga and thats why no ones feeling him and no ones giving him a reaction.
Memesail would mark out and chant memes for a plate of spaghetti if you make it fall of the top rope onto meatballs.
>>63470169
>Raw will never have an opening with a rock band with lyrics I can barley understand
>>63470169
>RAW will never again open with THE CORPORATE CHAMPION....THE ROCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpim_hbojh4
>>63470150
Bull Dempsy isn't an army tank with a Ferrari engine though
>>63470189
They should honestly get rid of Elimination Chamber. It's just really awful.
>>63462845
That doesn't make sense in terms of Kayfabe though. Unless Dean-o turns heel, they wouldn't work
Reigns over Cesaro
Del Rio over Ryback (DR over SD and TMOFMM over Kalisto obviously)
Neville over Barrett
Owens over Neville
Ambrose over Zigglypuff
Owens over Ambrose
Roman over Del Rio
Romanwinslol
CAP THIS
>>63470230
They did but randomly booked it to boost Network numbers before the new report.
>>63470219
>there will never be another charismatic wrestler as the rock ever again
feels bad man
>>63470200
>Memesail would mark out and chant memes for a plate of spaghetti if you make it fall of the top rope onto meatballs.
I'm gonna steal this expression from you. Hope you don't mind.
>>63470249
>owens over ambrose
I think we all agree Ramen Ambrose will be the final
It Survivor series anon, they want a big match
Put up your horns for Seth to have a speedy recovery ^:)
>>63470261
All yours friend.
>>63470277
They need a heel. Ambrose would get cheered over Reigns. You need to think more like WWE and not logically.
>>63470280
^:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmU128uVAEM
>THE ROCK SAYS HE WOULD RATHER BE THE PEOPLES ASS THAN TO KISS YOURS
How would you feel if Rollins came back and had a face run? A lot of people think he's boring as a heel, so do you think he'd be more suited as a face?
>>63470302
implying they're not gonna do the corporate rock thing with roman reigns
>>63470309
He'll get a big pop but I think they'll keep him heel
>>63470309
rollins is a natural heel. anyone who thinks otherwise is just wishful thinking.
>>63470308
Got worked hard.
>I honestly markout every single time Big E screams "OOHHHHHHHHH"
I don't give a fuck what you think
NEW DAY ROCKS
>>63470360
>rollins is a natural heel
Nah man.
the fuck is this shit?
https://youtu.be/qQXKBu3q3rE
>>63470280
^:)
>>63470333
The heel corporate champion, ladies and gentlemen.
>>63470360
Natural flippy shit face.
>>63470540
Seth barely does any flippy shit
I missed the beginning from what I gathered the Authority wanted to give Roman the title he said no the Big Show came out and Reigns killed him is that right?
>>63470561
You miss the summerslam match or something?
>>63470561
Phoenix and frog splash, jumping knee, dives.
>>63470585
>frog splash
>superplex suplex combo
>suicide dives
>flippy shit
18+
>>63470608
Seth doesn't do phoenix splash anymore
You dumbasses don't know what you're talking about. Neville is flippy shit. Seth is a high flyer.
>>63469372
I don't think "Outnumbered Babyfaces Destroy Heel Team Without Breaking a Sweat Two Weeks BEFORE the PPV" is how storylines work, dipshit.
They Wyatts SHOULD have gotten something of an upper hand, for some help to run in for Kane and Taker, building up the babyface team heading into SvS. You could end it on a 4v4 clusterfuck where most guys end out laid out, you could have a 4v4 go to a stalemate before a fifth member for the Wyatt team runs in and helps the heels come out on top with the man advantage, you could even have the faces get the upper hand 5v4 and have a fifth Wyatt come out to have it end in a trainwreck. About the only thing you CAN'T DO in that situation is have the two babyfaces lay out all four heels with the heels getting in exactly ONE (no sold) bit of offense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQFE5lrv4_Q
>>63470578
Pretty much, except that BEEG had the upper hand for a lot of the match, because Vince is an idiot.
>>63470634
Wtf classifies as flippy shit to you then faggot?
>>63470634
I feel like I'm being trolled or something.
>>63470634
It's Superplex and Falcon Arrow
this is me
ive been cutting myself because of paige
>>63462603
mic skills
LOOK AT ME
>>63470759
Pretty hot tbqh.
>>63470769
>Roman
>Mic Skills
It's all about the casual viewer that Vince is after. Roman LOOKS like a star. Luke Harper looks like that guy that takes out trash for a living.
>>63470659
Is that a plastic cast?
Rate this idea
>Samoa Joe debuts on Raw
>he immediately kidnaps Roman Reigns and tosses his ass into the back of a van
>they disappear for a few months
>they eventually return with a repackaged Reigns as a silent but intimidating bad ass tweener instead of the autistic guy who tries really hard to be smooth by saying cool things all the time
>>63470824
Why do you even have Joe for that? Just kayfabe injure him and have him shoot a shitty movie or something, then do that.
>>63470817
>Not secure tripfagging
wew lad
>>63470824
>Samoa Joe
I stopped reading
>>63470659
Goddamn this would be such a good look for him.
>>63470824
>not having Ninjas kidnap Reigns
do you even TNA
>>63462782
>not showering with your wife
>>63470850
Because ninjas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk0JmlGr6c
>>63470824
>silent but intimidating bad ass
>>63462894
that's a great loop
>>63470824
Better idea
>Ninjas attack Roman Reigns and abduct him
>Samoa Joe debuts the following week, using Reigns's music, gear, manerisms, etc.
>Everyone acts like nothing happened
>>63470824
Is Samoa Joe now a Wyatt?
>>63470922
Thanks
>>63462922
cause Evolution was badass
>>63470887
You know Punk. He's one of those "new age" people that has to be different.
OFFICIAL THINGS KEVIN OWENS DID TO PANDER TO SMARKS TONIGHT.
1. Talk about his entrance music
2. Talk about how his shorts have pockets which is "kinda cool."
3. Wear JBL's hat
4. "Kevin Owens Show"
.
.
1000000000000. Do things that actually get heel heat.
>>63470928
Better better idea
>Joe debuts
>Roman Reigns and the Usos are revealed to have been the ninjas all along
>>63470887
Nigga that's my time to clean myself and think about my existence in life and how this little blue ball we call a planet is just slowly rotating around a giant gas ball set to explode millions of years in the future
>Pass me the shampoo
Will ruin my whole concentration
We can all agree that Seth being stripped of the title is actually a bigger disaster than him being champ, right?
paige hates me
>>63471071
Paige is literally the worst diva on the main roster.
>>63471119
She's being slowly taken out of the picture cause she keeps saying fuck on interviews and parascope. I think they're grooming someone else to take her place.
>>63471065
Why? RAW didn't feel out of place without him tonight really.
>>63471153
Becky should be added to the SS match since she pinned the #1 contender.
>>63471167
Her accent is too thick. Notice how Paige has pretty much lost her thick as fuck accent from when she beat AJ. Slight accents are fine but full on thick accents are annoying as shit.
>>63471187
Yeah, she can't do promos at all either. Plus, her gimmick is still a mystery even to management.
>throwing horns up is over
why won't vince push this team to the moon? they should be wwe, ic and us champs too
>>63471153
lmao her and the bellas are the only ones selling merch.
Quit deluding yourself fAm
>>63471209
Guess why?
It's the same reason why Jackie Swagger is a former world champ while Big E isn't. It's why miz is a former world champ while Kofi isn't.
>>63471209
Vince made the damn team. They're lucky they have the spot they do right now with his logic.
>>63471230
They're over despite the gimmick Vince gave them and 100% because of their own skill and mic work
>>63471209
VINCE. HATES. NI...NI...*clears throat* Sorry VINCE. HATES. UNICORNS!
>>63471187
Yeah Paige used to be unintelligible when she debuted, now I can understand what she says when she speaks, maybe the same will happen to Ziggler.
>That little Britbong Ziggler kid.
>uso crazy
>>63471273
MAGGLE
Why is becky lynch so orange?
>>63471323
To make her somewhat relevant or pretty much a flicker in someones eye when they are watching one of her matches
>>63471323
For the TV cameras. Paige and Sheamus are the only ones that can get away with their natural skin tone for gimmick reasons.
>>63471323
How else would we know she's from Oireland like Sheamus?
Miz should be WWe champ again
>https://twitter.com/49ers/status/663547987461734400
>roman reigns is a 49ers bandwagon cUck
>no ties to California unlike the GOAT
>he is unironically cheering for kaepernick right now
o i am laffin
>>63471357
For someone who hates Reigns you sure do a lot of research on him.
>>63471387
He's always wet when it Reigns
>>63471387
It's his most recent retweet. I was trying to see if >>63462782 was legit :)
Liked Becky better when she was just a bootleg Lita, this Oompa loompa gimmick is unbecoming of her.
>>63471352
I unironically think WWE should make Miz their top face.
He would EASILY draw in casual fans being in that position.
>>63471428
the steampunk shit could possibly work if she wasn't fucking orange
>>63471428
She was pure erection fuel before the oompa loomping and tranny hair
Ok, about to watch
I see there's a lot of wymyn matches and Roman Beeg. What else should I skip? Anything decent?
>>63462845
>Bray isn't even the fucking tournament
>Cesaro vs Reigns in the second round
At least we'll get an Owens-Ambrose feud out of this
>>63471464
Cesaro vs. Sheamus was good.
Ambrose vs. Breeze was OK.
Opening promo is worth watching.
Other than those things, don't bother.
>>63471439
Thought she was suppose to be a pilot.
>>63471464
Dean/Breeze is a bit meh
>>63471447
>>63471439
>>63471429
>>63471428
>>63471409
>>63471391
>>63471387
>>63471357
>>63471352
>>63471345
>>63471336
>>63471464
>>63471476
>>63471483
>>63470975
>I HAVE COME HERE INTO THE WWE TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE NINJAS THAT ABDUCTED ME
why dies Roman come down through the crowd during a promo? isn't getting called out supposed to be a surprise or unexpected kayfabe wise? why would Roman wait at the top of the stairs like he's expecting to get called out?
I want Ambrose to feud with someone that he can't beat with his wacky brawling le loony style. Then he disappears for a month, comes back and in the rematch he just completely outwrestles the guy, no brawling le loony gimmick, but just straight out mat wrestling.
>>63471499
Surf Ninjas
why wont the announcers just shut the fuck up and less us enjoy kane/taker coming back?
>>63471507
Channeling my inner Vince and he's telling you to shut up
>>63471512
His looney tunes gimmick where he has his mouth open really undermines how good technically he is.
>>63471485
no m8 its steampunk
>>63471528
Cause Cole needs to announce how monumental this is cause the viewing audience are retarded and can't comprehend what they are watching right in front of them
>>63471570
>not a trap
try harder sweden
>>63471512
if he disappears for a month hes probably going back to his outlaw home.
>>63471570
Hey, I know this scene!
>>63471570
You know that's faker than wrestling right?
>>63471603
If Ambrose goes back to CZW for a month but only does mat wrestling like when Mick Foley won't do hardcore matches in ECW, then comes back as a technical wrestler, I'm sold.
>tfw you'll never see deano's small package
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5IFuDjoKsc
>they didnt tease or hint or foreshadow hhh going for the belt
are they even trying at this point?
cesaro vs sheamus should be the main event scene feud with either of them holding the belt
>>63471637
>This corpsing
>>63471667
Agreed. I forgot how good hoss matches can be. That was a nice good ol stiff match.
>>63471637
>want gimmick you want senpai
>just give me the chris jerigoat senpai
>Ceasaro is going to lose to Roman in the 2nd round
>>63471719
cesaro is actually beating him, no way roman is advancing or winning after that heel turn tease
and why is gaytch over in the uk? the fuck is wrong with you muslim cunts
>>63471725
>cesaro is actually beating him
>>63471734
oh yes f a m
Confirmed for attending Wrestlem/a/nia. Now i'm kind of hoping for a Cena/Taker main event.
>>63471775
how much?
>>63471776
$800 for two tickets. HOF 129.
>>63471792
>$800
kek
what seats are those
roppongi
>>63471792
face value or secondary market?
>>63471913
Secondary of course. All the face value tickets are gone unless you want to be behind the entrance stage.
>>63471895
Close to floor seats senpai.
oh hey wwe ;)
Thoughts?
Can outlaw keks go to /asp/ or something? You don't see backyard football threads on /sp/, so stop with your backyard wrestling
>>63471725
>>63471719
My off chance guess is that if Cesaro was to actually beat Roman, Roman would go on to help Undertaker/Kane at SS.
Name our band bros
>>63472017
Brie Mode
>>63472000
I could see that happening then you Roman still be the number 1 contender unless the Authority took that away from him
>>63471119
Pleb taste
>Kalisto, Breeze, Titus in the Tournament
>the state of the fucking main event
holy shit lads
They couldn't have anyone in New Day involved as a wild card?
State of this booking
Kalisto faces fucking Ryback in the first roundso either Kalisto does flippy shit and somehow wins or more likely Ryback kills Kalisto
>this owens promo
>>63472062
new day are also shit
the entire roster is shit, what do you expect
>>63472017
why is the faggot on the right on his tippy toes
>>63472017
The Young Bucks and The Useless Fucks (featuring Karl Anderson)
>>63472089
kofi is cool
>>63472091
Both of the guys on the right are. Will they ever learn?
I'm sad they didn't have Rollins come out and give an emotional promo giving up the belt. Would have made a great video package with him rehabbing and everything when he comes back
>>63472096
>>63472017
more like Karl Anderson and the Future Endeavors
>>63472098
he is no more wwe whc material than kalisto or breeze
>>63472112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBaVSl5y4c8
he was close
>>63472103
He is at the doctor right now. Should be in Alabama
>>63471986
My thoughts are that you should fuck of back to wue
>roman is gonna turn heel
>all you have to do
>all you have to do
>IS BOLIEVE
my sides senpai
>>63472110
>implying this man isnt the next next face of the company and the future NXT champ
why does roman wear a fucking vest? I dont watch wrestling to see clothed men
the gay ass run the ropes spear is GAY AF
what happened to his spear out of nowhere
>this kevin owens promo
embarassing senpai embarassing
>>63472354
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it sucked.
>>63472385
>>63472354
agreed eat owens eat has just gotten worse since based cena feud
>>63472302
Its for the fans to know when to get the cameras ready.
>>63472302
only for PPVS now bb gurl.
>team pbc stands for pussy bitch cunt
who /RUNNING DOWN INTO THE MEADOW WITH THE BULLS/ here?
>"Be my man!"
>Decent Owens promo
>Barrett BTFO Manchester
>Charlotte got a LOUD Boo
>"The man that Europe forgot" was colder than a meat locker
Not bad
im just a sexy boy
I still mark for "Whole World in his Hands" desu senpai
>>63472454
That was a weird one. Also
>Ziggler, Cesaro, and Dean looking like they actually got hurt
>>63471495
Totally relevant post
Holy fuck who else was HYPED AS FUCK to see the based Uso's back? They were over also.
WHEN WE SAY UCE
Y'ALL SAY O
UCE!
USO CRAZY!
>>63472650
who is this little inbred looking midget? why were sheamus and barrett abusing him? why didn't security do anything? wtf
>>63472701
Divegrass player apparently.
>>63472701
Wayne Rooney. Used to be a big deal in English footy.
When will New Day show off a black & gold outfit in honour of the A+ captain?
>>63472735
this picture makes me miss rollins the most
only good things again about the fed and half of it is dead
>>63472650
>slaps him
what a fucking faggot, and then the brit dives like the fairy he and the rest of his kin are
>>63472755
Rollins' injury is
LITERALLY
the best thing to happen to WWE in a long time.
>>63472650
Rooney would make a good bond
>>63472776
I don't disagree
but I'm going to miss him
and pop so hard for his return as the GOAT face
>>63472808
>>63472808
What is there to like?
Fairly new at making webms. Here's a higher quality of the last Rooney slapping KB. Will upload more on the regular now I got my settings and shit down.
>>63472818
Based Rooney la
>>63470810
she got wet when romens looked down at her
>>63472812
he's the best full package star they've had in a decade
and If you can't see that I can't help you
>>63472812
fuck off Rofag
>>63472835
haha that's ridiculous
Are you hispanic or something?
Wait? Didn't Bray absorb their powers?
Shouldn't they have come out as Biker Taker and Senator Kanestrong?
>>63472963
lazy fedora tipping millennia probably didnt do it right.
>>63472971
millennial even
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
*skip*
>>63462557
Shaemus has the briefcase it's as good as a win anyway
>>63472987
good thinking, the match was slow as fuck. truly terrible.
>>63470810
didn't realize last time I saw it she tries to hold his hand lmao. fucking whore.
Holy shit you guys weren't kidding about Roman's mic skills. Is he literally the worst mic worker? Don't they rehearse/train/plan this shit?
>>63473031
Roman has been given acting lessons.
>kane and taker are already back
Why does WWE blow their load so quickly on storylines?
>>63473145
millennial attention spans
Thought the end of raw was pretty cool tbqh, hyped for SS
>>63473031
He's this generations Ahmed Johnson. Big dude Vince wants to succeed but suffers from being fucking useless at his job.
Then again I have heard rumours say that Vince wanted to push Big E, but Haitch pushed for Reigns instead, so I may be blaming the wrong guy
Does Umaga have the GOAT Samoan drop of all time?
You now remember The Miz's WWE title reign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQFE5lrv4_Q
My boy Cesaro is gonna be on top one day.
>>63473214
I remember the dead silence he came out to at Raw.
>>63473214
It was actually pretty good desu.
> Doing the Quarter Finals on Raw
I feel this might bite them in the arse depending how the Quarter Final shapes up. I'm fully expecting it to be Reigns Vs Del Rio and Owens Vs Ambrose, meaning neither Midcard titles gets defended either. But that makes for a boring bracket, especially on the top half.
Make it Cesaro Vs Kalisto and Owens Vs Ziggler to swerve everyone, put Dean and Reigns with BoD against Wyatts, and force Del Rio to defend because I miss the US Open Challenge already.
Shouldn't get my hopes up though. Dusty Tag Tournament ended with Joe & Finn Vs Rhyno & Baron, both teams forming just for the tournament and breaking up within 3 weeks after, and that was the good WWE show...
Top Raw
>sasha more over than paige in england
>more crowd interest in naomi v nattie than becky v paige
>cole constantly calling man u "The Manchester United"
>that little kid screeching at breeze "that's what you get for messing with dolph ziggler!"
>cesaro getting injured
>neville getting injured
>>63473214
The 'Hate Me Now' video package he got for Wrestlemania was GOAT
>>63473229
WWE consistently has very good video packages t b h
>>63473236
Don't they outsource them?
>>63473221
Could see Ryback beating Del Rio to face Roman. They don't seem averse to face v face and heel v heel matchups in this tournament, which is good.
Remember when Paige was supposed to save the women's division? What happened to that.
>>63473262
Creative and The Bellas.
>>63473268
When is the last time we had a Raw without the Bellas?
>>63473278
Were they on today? I skip Divas shit mostly.
>>63473275
>stealing based Israel's gimmick
>>63473262
Nikki Bella got dat Cena cock
>more fake purple lightning bolts
For fucks sakes I hate this Undertaker shit. Go the fuck away, I've had to put up with your shit for 25 years now.
>>63473303
>implying you are even 25
>>63473298
My perception of time is fucked. Has Shane really been gone that long.
>>63472650
>overselling that hard
lol so dumb.
>>63473242
Google says its a guy called Adam Pennucci who works for the company. Surprisingly it seems that they don't actually outsource them.
Get rid of all spooky unrealistic gimmicks please.
>>63473315
6 years in January;_;
>>63473330
No.
>>63473343
Bray, Undertaker and Kane all need to leave.
>>63473347
No.
>>63473314
I've been watching since WM3. I've seen a ton of shit.
>>63473348
Vince pls
>>63473330
Fuck no, that's the best part of the show.
They should have it turn out that one of the New Day members really has unicorn magic and the others get jealous.
>>63470659
Good promo. Felt authentic. I like this "the power of wrestling" gimmick, because he's just plain telling the truth.
>>63472000
that's a better strategy 2bh, i can dig that. but we never know how thirsty vince is with roman
Why doesn't the WWE sell CESARO SECTION merch? Are they dumb? Do they hate money?
>>63473575
Fuck yes they hate money.
How was RAW yesterday lads?
>>63471507
Now you know Roman is always at the stairs.
>>63473183
>so I may be blaming the wrong guy
Truth is we don't know shit about what actually goes on backstage
>>63473583
Shit.
>>63473575
>>63473582
because only redditors will buy it and they wont since they just print free signs.
>>63473594
>m-muh reddit
CESARO SECTION term was organically over with the crowds. WWE failed to capitalize that, like, you know, they always do.
>>63473613
Please stop, anon
>>63473585
He's watching you from the stairs
>>63471645
Not even joking but I actually would like it very much if Haitch got the belt from all the current picks
>>63473790
I agree
>KO shitting on the royal family
>>63473918
It's weird how most of us hate having a royal family, yet it still got him heat with the stupid crowd who were initially cheering. That was KO's worst promo to date though, coming from a fan. Pretty embarrassing desu.
>>63473946
KO needs to switch his shit up, he's too one tone one speed. He's going to kill his hype in the long run if he keeps it up.
>>63473918
Her Majesty's men were spotted lifting him off the streets after the show. He's fucking done.
>>63473946
It's like an "x might be a twat, but god dammit, he's MY twat" sort of thing. You feel some sort of connection to the royal family because they represent you in a way; so even if you don't think highly of them, you feel insulted when outsiders criticize them. It's understandable.
>>63473946
> most of us hate the Royal Family
Not really. The majority like them or at least appreciate that they bring in tourism.
Also some of the family that don't have a chance of getting to the throne (Cheeky Harry, Zara) are bros who use their power for good.
New thread, friends:
>>63474026
>>63474026
>>63474026
>>63474026
