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SF:Blaine Gabbert engineers upset of the Falcons
PHI:Nelson Agholor (ankle) inactive for SNF
PIT:Report: Big Ben should only miss 1-2 weeks
NE:Report: Dion Lewis has 'loose' ACL, needs MRI
BUF:Shady (shoulder) expected to undergo an MRI
NE:'Hope' is Dion Lewis suffered just MCL sprain
CAR:Cam dismantles Packers with four total scores
PIT:Antonio Brown posts stratospheric 306 yards
MIA:Lamar Miller totals 141 yards, 2 TDs in loss
TEN:Mariota throws for 371 yards, 4 TDs in OT win
MIN:Adrian Peterson totals 143 yards, TD in win
BUF:Shady (shoulder) says he'll be 'fine' for TNF
CIN: Bengals are da bomb
FIRST FOR JEBUS OF /a/ IS A PRUDE
Three first round talents :^)
>7 posts early
Attention starved Redditor tripfaggots, everyone!
>tfw RELAXing
Yeah losing 2 in a row sucks, but still
R E L A X
nth for TYBC
nth for FUCK YOU RAIDERS SECONDARY
Bengals will finish the season 11-5 and lose in the wildcard round again
WAS GETTING THE STARTING POSITION PART OF YOUR PLAN
>blaine gabbert won a professional football game today
>>63450643
>Are the playoffs settled?
>Puts two '/' in the results
I'm going to go with no
>>63450663
The divisions are settled though.
>>63450646
>throwing your team under the bus to prop up your mediocre white QB
face it, the raiders as a team are a joke and it always starts at the quarterback position
until you get a real winner under center you'll always be a shitty team
This team is a wreck bros, I don't know what to feel
>>63450674
AFCS, NFCE, and NFCN are all up for grabs
>Blaine Gabbert wins in October and November: 1
>Cowkek wins in October and November: 0
So what was more embarrassing, 18-1 or Atlanta getting BTFO by Blaine fucking Gabbert?
>>63450725
how is that even a contest
18-1
>"faggots" humor
TYBC, Crabs, and Coop
Damn it Carrie why you gotta bet hurt, at least nate allen is back next week and Hadden moves to nickle
>tfw pretty sad about Broncos loss and do not even have the motivation to post my favorite memes, combos, or peypey copypasta's
>>63450725
to be fair, the Pats were limping into that owl
>all those close wins after putting up 50 a game all of September
>>63450760
Peyton is fucking done. That game against the Packers looks more and more like a fluke.
At least Jameis looked good again.
If only we didn't have the worst secondary, linebackers, and defensive line in the NFL though. It would also be nice if Mike Evans could catch the ball.
>>63450646
Their secondary could have played better and hopefully they'll learn some lessons from today's game but if the dude for the raiders didn't fumble the football on that kick return and set up Pittsburgh with first and goal yardage, the Raiders would have probably walked out with the win. It was a lucky hit with the helmet right on the guys arm carrying the ball that saved the day for the Steelers imo senpai.
Fuck, thanks Blaine for booting us out of a top 5 pick. This is just going to elongate Tomsula's tenure to where he'll be fired sometime during the bye next season.
oh hey guy's what's up?
you can all fucking kiss my ass
>>63450690
NFCS too, after we expose the panties in 5 weeks
>another patriots Superbowl year
It's not fair
>>63450684
>2011, went 15-1, lost in divisional playoffs
>2010, went 10-6, won super bowl
as long as they make the playoffs and peak at the right time, it's fine
>>63450684
How many games suspension for pokin a nigga in the eye?
Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk
>>63450725
you're becoming a little obsessed laddie
>>63450690
>AFCS 'champ'
Will the clots win another game out of the Division this season?
>>63450683
here's the reply you so desperately want
>>63450792
The only thing that should be kissing your ass is that football you promised senpai
>>63450792
i'd kiss the football that'll be shoved up your ass
>>63450792
pay up bitch
>>63450725
18-1 by far, why is this even a question?
>Atlanta getting BTFO by Blaine fucking Gabbert?
really nigga, i'm a 49er fan and that shit was far from a blow out
Devonta Freeman did get BTFO though
>12 for 12
keke
Jesus Christ, if I see one more of those stupid Truth commercials I'm gonna take up smoking just to spite them
>>63450790
>mfw the Cowboys get the #1 pick
Packers are still an elite team
>>63450645
still a 13-3 team
R-E-L-A-X
>>63450778
hes just trying to make the pats underestimate him
>>63450780
James places the ball in Mike's hands proceeds to drop it.
>>63450792
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>63450837
>>63450778
It was mostly defense that fucked up tonight
>>63450792
>>63450792
Shove that football up your ass like you said you would faggot
>>63450792
What's up? The pigskin up in ur bum m8
>>63450645
You know how hard it is to relax when Arods quick release gets countered by a Dline that runs right through that oline and defenders that can cover receivers right off the line
What are the play schemes and where is the defense
>>63450792
>Lake only shows up when /nfl/ is almost dead for the night
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T
So which team do you guys think Kaepernick should go to?
The obvious answer is Oakland, but what other teams could be possibilities?
>>63450683
>>63450895
He'll restructure to minimum and back up Wilson.
>>63450792
Eternal Faggot
>>63450895
He will never be a starter again. Will be on the street w 2 weeks after being cut
>>63450895
Hes gotta go somewhere where they literally have dogshit at QB.
So probably Houston.
>>63450895
As an actual Niners fan idk what you're even trying to do with this Carr hate
>>63450895
Dallass?
Keks romo and then crashes and burns the faggot tram to this ground
>6timeouts in the second half
>unlimited ref ball
LMFAO COWSHITS
>>63450895
Philly
>>63450895
oakland would be perfect for him, it's really all the raiders need to finally be a complete team in my opinion
>>63450792
>Losing to Blaine Gabbert
O IM LAFFIN
>>63450895
Dallas.
Money and swag lives there
>>63450792
I'm sorry :(
>not having 9.5 sacks
>>63450895
Texans, though I think he'd fit the Chip Kelly system well
Had to sacrifice a loss for the upcoming Owl win tbf lads
>>63450895
How is Oakland the obvious answer now that they have Carr?
>>63450856
Well it's true they didn't bail them out like they have all season but I really expected a bit more from the rushing attack this week. I missed the very start of the game but didn't the offense have three straight three and outs? Over the course of the game they were unproductive as well too many punts and of course the turnovers from Peyton.
>>63450932
or dallas
>>63450932
Nope, faggot Bill Obrien will draft Hackenbeg.
>>63450826
>>63450828
>>63450824
>>63450869
>>63450874
oh hey
that's physically impossible
oh no wait i'll destroy my rectum for memes
right
instead, here's my trip
Lake ##fuckface
>>63450988
carr is fucking awful and doesn't belong in oakland, he'd be much better on the niners I think
Browns are going to sign Kaep and hire Sean Payton
Believe it famfam
>All offseason mayo says that Logan Ryan would be gud
>he turns out to be gud
Hmmm
>>63451001
who said it had to be an official-sized football
1. Allen Robinson
2. Odell Beckham Jr
3. Allen Hurns
4. Brandon Cooks
5. Donte Moncrief
6. Jarvis Landry
7. John Brown
8. Mike Evans
.
.
8999. Philly Brown
.
.
9001. Jordan Matthews
9002. Martavius Bryant
9003. Marqise Lee
.
.
.
89999999999. Shit Cake
.
.
900000000000001. Sammy Watkins
*lyl. Kelvin Benjamin
>>63450997
Not if Dallas drafts him first.
>>63450973
If Bradford makes the playoffs, they won't take him. If they don't. Then philly.
Houston is my next choice
My girlfriend was supposed to watch the Colts game with me but she had to go for her piano lessons (I didn't know she played piano).
her teacher's a nice guy. really tall black dude named jamaal, friendly guy always hugging her and shit haha.
glad my colts were able to put up the win though! called my gf to tell her the news but jamaal answered and told me she's busy with fingering practice. hope i get to see her perform one of these days myself.
>>63451008
>Carr is fucking awful
by what fucking measure? He's been playing lights out all year. Definitely a top 10 QB already and it's only his second year
>>63451029
Fuk you
Sammy just needs more attention, his game today showed it
He should prob stop being so fragile though
>>63451055
Clops fans dont have girlfriends
>>63451021
Shut up nigger I'm the blind wizard here I just got lakes bussy rekt
>>63451055
1/10
Terrible tbqh
See me after class
>>63451038
I'm thinking Bradford's knees will explode before the playoffs
>>63450714
>kap
>with a solid OL
>receivers that aren't mediocre
he might actually learn to into more than one read :^)
>>63451056
This guy is a salty as fuck niners fan who thinks he's entitled to winning. Now he wants the new shiny toy in the bay >Carr
>>63451029
dude Matthews fucking stepped up today, get outta here with your trashy Weeb rankings
>>63451055
Bronkeks discussing their sexual fantasies
>The best team that the pats have beaten are the jets
no wonder their fans are screaming 19-0
Pats confirmed for super bowl 50 winners.
Did someone say Mariota is the future hall of famer and greatest qb of all time who'll lead the Titans to 5 superb owls?!?!?!?!?!
>>63451001
just deflate the ball you fucking fraud
im sure all the huge nigger cock you take will make it easier
>>63451122
Nice dubs
Where did this meme that the pats are better than the Bengals come from?
>>63451076
Remember when you hyped up Malecum Buttler?
Based Ryan is better than him.
>>63451122
Fuck
Counter dubs and the cheats go one and done
>>63451029
>8. Mike Evans
Nice meme buddy Mike Evans is a fucking bust
>>63451055
Keep crying. Luck is going to kick ass from here on out
>>63451160
When the hell were the Bungholes ever better than the Patriots?
>>63450895
he should go to the bengals after andy dalton one-and-dones for the 5th time
>>63451160
From reality.
>>63451144
Likewise ;)
>>63450784
oh yeah no doubt, we turned the ball over like mad
but 35 points should be enough to win the game, and you should never give up nearly 300yds to a WR.
Is Blaine Gabbert Elite?
Is he, dare I say it, a cowboy killer?!?
>>63450988
he's baiting
>>63450895
Please please please come to Oakland and save us from constantly losing, tired of starting a proven bust at QB every week knowing that a superior proven winning QB is just a few miles away.
>>63451160
Anybody who actually watches the games.
webm guys
web fucking m's please
>>63451232
lol got you fuckface
eat shit
>>63451220
if he isn't seriously hurt this nigga will DROTY
There is a chance the Pats could either lose to the Giants next week but win the superbowl later with an 18-1 record.
Really only the Giants and Broncos has a chance. Not counting if anyone gets seriously hurt now until the end of the season.
>>63451246
>CarelessLeadingHumpbackwhale.webm
god I love randomly generated webm names
>>63451270
fuck the giants
>>63451297
which superbowl are you still mad at?
>>63451130
My memes are so stale this diddler irrelevant posts them everyday
Lamarcus Joyner said all the right things in postgame.
>>63451299
There is literally no statistic that butler is better in
Faggót
Be honest with me.
Will the Panthers win the owl?
I know nothing aside from the game rules.
>>63451394
They're the most likely to, considering their cupcake scheule
>>63451220
Can we just play all d line and linebackers
Mutha fucking
Fletcher cox
Brandon bair
Beau Allen
Bennie logan
Cedric Thornton
Brandon grahamn
Connie barwin
Kiko Alonso
Demeco Ryans
Jordan Hicks
Mychal Kendricks
Fuck it drop 2 and keep our BESTSAFETY DUO IN THE LEAGUE on the field as well
>>63451394
They have a really good shot of getting there.
It was our year, it was our fucking year
>>63451258
Lost to BLAINE fuckin GABBERT
>>63451384
Logan Ryan doesn't even do anything but intercept floaters
Butler is better.
>>63451419
Wait the eagles think they have the best secondary in the nfl? Lmao you just got torched by Matt Cassell
>>63451160
literally beat them two years ago. only reason pats won last year was because no eifert, jones, geno and burfict
>>63451423
This is retribution for all the cowboys shitposting in the offseason
Same thing happened to the Chiefs
packers are shit
>>63451423
C o w c u c k
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How is it that people are STILL responding to Lake?
For the love of christ. Ignore him and he will fucking leave.
>>63451469
This desu
>>63451021
'Good' managed to catch a pop up that went right to him...
>>63451465
Thank You Based Football Gods
>>63451469
Shut the fuck up Florida hick
>>63451409
>>63451422
Enough for me.
I picked them just because.
>>63451029
>Devante Adams literally irrelevant enough to be left out
>>63451446
Different you illiterate cowshit
Best safety duo in the NFL
There are no two safeties playing better and making more plays in the NFL than Walter Thurmond and Malcolm Jenkins
WHO BOTH PLAYED CORNER IN COLLEGE
THEY ARE LITERALLY OUT OF POSITION
>>63451474
but he got no place else to go
>>63451394
With how the Cards/Hawks/Puckers/NFCE look they have a good shot at of making it to the Owl at least.
>>63451489
It's implied he is somewhere between #9 and RIPLYL
I for one am happy to see gabbert possibly taking the #1 spot
He's still shitty, but he looked a hell of a lot better than he used to
>>63451525
>his next match is @SEA
he'll probably get his face punched in but it's still fun to imagine >/sp/fw he miraculously pulls it off
>>63451492
Yea well they suck ass and won't do shit in the playoffs, at least we're getting another superstar high draft pick, we will be STACKED next year
2016-2017 is our year, bet on it
>>63451525
and to add to this:
call me a dumbass for preferring him. This season is a loss anyway, its a chance to see what the team can do without Kaep shitting the bed every posession
Is this the best moment of the day, or was it the hit on bridgewater? Anyone have the webm of bridgewater? Didn't save that one
>>63451423
you guys dropped the ball on that one.
>>63451560
What the fuck was he thinking when he did this? It was hilarious how he kept walking and screaming while holding his eye way after this
>@DougKyed: The Patriots now have a Top 10 defense in yards/game, points/game, rush yards/game, passer rating allowed, sacks, interceptions, comp %.
>>63451560
Both were pretty dang dirty
>>63451560
>celebrating the near death of one of the most promising young QBs in history
fucking racists man, I wonder how happy you'd be if carr got fucking speared by two big bucks and ended his career next week
It doesn't matter who wins the superbowl this year, EVERYONE will know in their hearts who the real champions are, no team has been injured like this in the history of the NFL, fluke injuries to key starters, you all know who the best team actually was
So when you see Tom Brady hoist another Lombardi just remember you'll all be thinking "that should be Tony Romo" the cowboys were the real best team, they were just injured"
Is there anybody more outside the law than athletes during a pro sports game? You see them taking fans food all the time, now Cam has upgraded it to stealing their team memorabilia. Hell, Josh Hamilton murdered a guy during a game and police never even talked to him.
>>63451590
hey mane i'm not a memewater fan but i don't wnt him taking a dirtnap
>>63451590
Jesus protects the innocent doe
How could so many people on a poorly designed image based message boards sports section be so wrong about kaeperknick?
>>63451590
I actually got pretty angry when that happened. Not even a Viqueen fan, but the fact Rams defensive players would put a flying elbow on players fucks the game up.
>>63451609
you now remember the Bills were gonna win the AFC East
>>63451592
>because other teams are immune to injuries
Brady is just not a faggot who can't take a hit like that Mexican Antonio romo, or any of the "thugs" in that pansy ass dallas lineup
Lmao at the multiple dives they took to get a rest from the meme Kelly offense
>>63451615
>Greg Williams defense
Shoulda seen it coming man
>>63451590
I wouldn't care, Carr's not on my team. Maybe "best moment" was a bad phrasing though, senpai. Would most memorable dirty play be better suited?
Is Mike mularkey a good coach? It seemed like all the players were more invigorated today versus when Whiz was around which leads me to believe he's not a half bad coach. Plus what he did with the offensive line is something of a miracle, really so far I'm impressed
REMINDER COWCUKS AND QUEEFS, YOU ONLY BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF WITH YOUR RAMPANT SHITPOSTING
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FULL REBUILD MODE QUITE SOON AND ITS ALL KARMIC
>>63451609
Idk which side you are on
But kapernig is a terrible qb
>>63451631
Have a seat
>>63451621
Daily reminder that Brady's bitch knee missed a whole season. What a fucking kek
>>63451560
That was fucked.
Gif of bradys eye poke would be appreciated
When is Chinese moot gonna take the word filters off senpai?
>>63451632
>mfw the chiefs finish 8-8 and the royals have the eries
I'm not even mad
>>63451160
Don't do this
>>63450997
Not if O'Brien is canned before the end of the year.
>>63451648
You literally never contribute any topic to sports or any conversation on this board other than stale pictures that you've posted 50 times, pls get b& you fucking stale nigger
>>63451689
That's cool tho
Seriously though, why does this general love mediocre white QBs like Carr, Brady and Dalton but hates equally talented black QBs like Bridgewater, Newton and Wilson?
Show me a Hero, I'll write you a tragedy
>>63451712
Nice b8
>>63451716
>halfway through season
>patriots still undefeated
>the memories still haunt
please just let them lose one or two in the regular season.
>>63451712
>nigger qbs
Literally none are elite
>>63451712
>using Brady instead is Rodgers
Could have been a good meme if you didn't fuck that up
>>63451695
You're so mad at me but you love my memes
You post the same Mariota pics I made 60 times a day
Stay salty diddler
>>63451448
As opposed to having no Wilfork or any TE, losing Mayo, shit corners, and the Drops brothers, Kenbrell Dropkins and Aaron Dropson.
>>63451719
it's not "nice", this is like trolling a piece of shit in the fishing hole, no one is going to go after that
>>63451712
This guy
who /EUPHORIC/ rn??
Threadly reminder that the Broncos will be playing the Cardinals in the super bowl
Threadly reminder that you retards know shit about football and that I always prove /sp/ wrong.
>>63451742
Yo senpai post that one with the two cops sitting at the computer with Irrelevant's name on it. That one is hilarious
It's happening.
>>63451742
>
I only post it when Mariota does well because there's not a lot of pictures and I don't really give a shit about looking for more
You're a nigger get over it and you contribute nothing to these threads
>>63451771
So what do you guys think the Titans odds are making the playoffs?
>>63451560
https://vine.co/v/el7xgWvYud9
>>63450895
Browns.
Maybe the Bills.
>>63451029
Robinson is criminally underrated. Hurns too.
Jags win AFCS 2017
>>63451789
Oh the ironing
>>63451808
my sides
>>63451789
You are SO angry
So will the Pats go undefeated or what?
>>63451811
I've never seen this desu senpai, what's he saying? I can't make it out
>>63451183
Has he really been that bad??
>>63451855
I thought he went over 100 yards today but I didn't see the game.
tfw you like the lions. When someone asks me I just give a kind of noncommittal mumble, like a battered wife that's still with her man.
>>63451850
Titans have a chance, Pats are going to eventually become complacent and Mariota is always clutch when he's in the game
What cam justified in ripping the banner down?
>>63451560
That and the Shitwatter KO were the only good things all day.
>>63451853
"you gotta call that a *???*, Or im gonna slam the fuck out of him next time!!'
Context is , Suh sacked him, or should have been, wrapped him up anbd drove him back like 5 yards, yet Taylor threw it away and they never said it was a sack
>>63451893
>lel, injuries are awesome
Careful kid, that edge is sharp
>>63451890
Yeah
>No banners or flags expressing support of visiting teams may be affixed to or displayed on any surface. Hand held signs or posters that are in compliance with the balance of this policy are acceptable.
http://www.panthers.com/stadium/policies-information/banner-policy.html
>>63451890
>people getting upset about a piece of canvas
Its all in good sport senpai
>Brady wins #5 this year
>Goes 16-0 for a second time
>Becomes only QB to win back-to-back owls twice in his career
Does he hang them up or try for the three-peat?
>Carr is on pace to have the best season by any Raiders' QB in team history
>he's a top 5 QB in the league by any measure
>we still can't win close games because our RBs have the ball security of a toddler and our CBs couldn't cover an infant with a blanket
I hope we can get some decent CBs in the next draft and FA, and maybe a RB or two who won't dispense the ball like a vending machine to any opposing player who makes contact.
The worst part is that despite our defense not even taking the field and our RBs giving up the ball like Halloween candy, we still would have won the game if Cooper had just dragged his foot.
>>63451589
>>63451590
>>63451908
Shut the fuck up faggots. To bad you guys are trannies or just flat out faggots, otherwise I'd fuck your girl while your hard at work c u ck
>>63451560
Since no one linked it here you go:
http://video.nfl.com/films/2015/NFL_COM/in-game-highlight/NFLCOM/REG/9/151108_now_ghl_bridewater_injury_338468_3200k.mp4
I know it's not a webm but holy shit what a dirty hit
>>63451923
latavius isn't going to be The Guy as long as he runs with high pads and gets killed twice a year
honestly if hargreaves isnt there when we pick we should take ezekiel elliot
>>63451890
Steal a laptop
Steal a sign
Whatever it is if it isn't nailed down they're gonna steal it
Nig gonna nig
>>63451890
what you talkin bout family?
>>63451917
Being the tryhard faggot that he is, he probably comes back.
>>63451938
http://www.fayobserver.com/local/fayetteville-man-wants-panthers-to-return-packers-banner-that-cam/article_ab6e3276-8689-11e5-9c3e-1fe70b71c8ad.html
mfw kaep gets made into a mediocre TE and juices in the offseason
>>63451926
Lol. So you're unemployed, edgy, and a nigger? Fuckin way to win at life, acting hard on a Korean little girl image board
>>63451938
some non-story crap. Apparently he tore a packers vinyl sign down and some people were angry. What's funny is that the guy who owned the sign has reported it as theft..says it cost him $500 to make lmao.
I don't really give a shit t b h, and if i was a fan of the panthers I would think its pretty based
>>63451954
Cam't handle the bants, what a bitch nigga. He likes to talk shit to, taxpayers can't even hang up dumb shit in the shithole they paid for.
>>63451954
>Fayetteville residents may recall that Dobs, who is a Wisconsin native, was a candidate in the Fayeteville City Council election last week. He lost to incumbent Mitch Colvin. Dobs is a retired Army command sergeant major and works at Fort Bragg.
>3,800 actual US Dollars
>>63451923
>>63451935
whose idea was it to turn a 6'3" guy into an RB, anyway? he carries the ball high enough to make it easy for defenders to strip it or hit it with their helmet... not to mention that long legs are easier to grab.
>>63451954
>Dobs said he and his family spent $3,800 on tickets for the game. The group included Dobs, his wife, his daughter and her husband, and his son Mike Jr., who is a specialist in the 82nd Airborne at Fort Bragg.
Dobs said he has taken the banner to other games -- though none before on Charlotte -- and obtained permission from Panthers personnel at the stadium to hold up the banner.
for real tho can someone webm that hicks pick six for me
>hicks
>pick
>six
>>63451890
black people can get away with anything as long as it isn't a real bad felony these days
>>63451991
RB height should be capped at 6-1, IYAM.
too tall and you lose leverage.
I drank myself into a slumber after the Jags lost and just woke up.
How the fuck did the Falcons lose to Yo-Gabba-Gabbert?
>iggles have rushed for over 150 yards in 4 consecutive games
sheeeit
>>63451999
If this were the old days Hicks would be fucking public enemy number one for the Cowboys next season (assuming they don't meet again in the playoffs, which seems unlikely at this point). He'd have to watch his back the next time Dallas and Philly played.
There aren't any really fierce rivalries any more, where teams and players genuinely don't like each other, and it's kind of a shame.
>>63452023
Because unlike Sackorpick Blaine learned something from Harbaugh
>>63451923
>Raiders finally build a complete football team around Carr in the next two drafts
>he doesn't resign with the team and leaves in free agency
It's the Raiders way to never retain elite players, you know this is going to happen
>>63451585
Holy shit what
>>63452013
>Deportes 2
>>63452023
Blaine "Woah There Motherfucker" Gabbert is elite
>>63452032
You know once upon a time the Raiders were the class of the NFL. It's entirely possible they can be again, especially now that Lich King Al Davis isn't running things.
>>63451992
dipshit needs to go cry to Julius Peppers. Stadium rules state "no visiting team banners will be allowed hung over Bank of America Stadium rails"....the "asking permission" is bullshit and can't be proven. He's just butt hurt he spent that money to see his team lose first hand.
If Green Bay had won he'd be taking credit probably and claiming "I got into Newton's head"
>>63452032
They should probably trade him for a WR
Raiders can Never have enough wideouts
>>63452033
They're allowing like 13 ppg if you don't factor in garbage time points
Literally elite
>>63452044
we actually keep Al's ghost around
now that hes freed of his senile brain he offers good insights
>>63452049
Does anyone else hate OBJ noticeably more solely because of his hair? Fuck, it's such stupid hair. I can't stand it, it triggers my white person sensibilities.
>>63452053
I knew a lot of their points against were garbage time, but i didnt know their defense was in the top 10 for like every single fucking statistical category
I did not think their defense was that fucking good
You fags are probably going to win again this year, fucking misery
We are now watching a league where its harder to get a Wildcard spot than it is to win a division.
Guarantee you every AFC East team finishes with a better record than the winner of the south but said division winner will make the playoffs with a home game.
Pretty pathetic tbqhaf with ya family
>>63452070
I think Cam Newton is just Serena Williams in a wig
Would make alot of sense, I mean he didn't buy those shoes in the Men's Department
>>63452074
It's elite, the safeties are masking our corners' problems and our front 7 is one of the best in the league
Only problem is at corner, and they're playing lights out right now.
Things looking up.
>>63452077
I'm telling you
16 playoffs teams . 2 from each division
Just to watch the jags get crushed by the pats
Post yfw the Falcons really thought they were the best team in the NFC South
>the Raiders are literally three plays away from being 7-1 instead of 4-4
This is even worse than the 2-14 seasons because at least then we didn't have a chance most of the time and I wasn't crushed by the disappointment of knowing what could have been.
>fall into a coma
>wake up
>look around
>everything is red and gold
>nurse comes running in
>there's a giant $( on her uniform
>ask why everything looks the way it does
>she tells me I'm in a $( Hospital
>ask if she has aphasia
>she tells me she means the football team
>ask how they own a hospital
>she tells me the forty niners became a global entity, surpassing all other corporations combined
>ask how that's possible when they suck
>she tells me the niners have won 25 straight Gold Bowls
>ask what a Gold Bowl is
>she tells me its what replaced the Super Bowl after the niners won 12 straight of those
>ask how the other teams in the NFL could lose to a shit team like them for 37 straight seasons
>she tells me the Gold Bowl is a game between the current niners roster against cybernetically enhanced clones of all-time NFL great players
>ask if she's serious
>she tells me that the niners recently beat the 1985 Bear-Niners (a hybrid of both teams that year), by a score of 68-0
>ask her who the teams quarterback is
>she simply refers to him as The Chosen One
>ask what makes him so special
>she tells me The Chosen One threw a hail mary pass so perfect that it transcended physics and was the key that finally allowed physicists to manipulate gravity and light to make space travel possible
>ask if we made first contact
>she tells me The Chosen One made first contact with lifeforms and made the niners a galactic entity, complete with starships, bases, and training facilities
>ask for proof
>she opens the curtain and I see Earth in the distance; starships maneuver around us
>ask if The Chosen One is even human
>she tells me The Chosen One is actually 56 years old and hasn't missed a start since shortly after I went into a coma
>ask how this is possible
>she tells me he is cybernetically enhanced to physical perfection and hasn't thrown an interception in over 20 years
>ask about The Chosen One's real name
>she tells me he used to be called Blaine Gabbert
>mfw
>>63452095
>safeties
Wait, what fucking safeties do you have besides mccourty, I thought he was literally the only good DB you guys had?
I dont know your defense all that well besides the LBs
Is cam the most over rated qb in the NFL right now
He's literally only completing like 50% of his passes, he's just Tebow with an amazing defense
>>63452116
You sound buttmad
>>63451585
Feels
Good
Senpai
So are the Panthers legit or will they collapse later on?
>>63452116
Yeah, the MVP talk I'm hearing is a little much. He's top 10 QB though, at least this year.
As a Cowboys fan, I really would not mind the Patriots beating the Giants if it comes to that. My hatred of every other NFC East team is greater than my contempt for the Pats.
>>63452122
Literally he has a point though, even if he is an asshurt pedophile
>>63452116
Cam > Mariota
>>63452114
Chung is doing really fucking good in coverage this season and I think duron harmon has a passer rating allowed of 0
We do a bunch of sets with those 3 on the field and DMac playing a sort of CB role
>>63452123
shes got a cute face
>>63452123
>tfw repeat incoming
>tfw Sheard and Collins back next week
>tfw Eli gets sacked 7 times
>Jordan Hicks ded
well shit
>>63452141
>chung
Of course that shitbag is good with you guys, complete cock with us but when he goes to play with the pats hes all of a sudden a good player
>>63452116
He's the black Tim Tebow
>>63452180
He was shit in coverage but he really turned it around this season
Here's the coverage stats so far
Note: Butler is shit
>>63452116
50% dont mean shit when you you're avg 9.9 per completion like he did today
>>63452123
Ohmygod that's some nice pussy sex here
Bitches getting sad slapped and spit in there mouth if you catch my drift
>>63450792
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>Blaine Gabbert
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>FAILCONS
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>Blaine Gabbert
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>FAILCONS
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>Blaine Gabbert
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>FAILCONS
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>Blaine Gabbert
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>FAILCONS
>Blaine Gabbert
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>FAILCONS
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>Blaine Gabbert
TRIP FAGS, THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>FAILCONS
>the nanners radio ad spots still use a vernon davis touchdown soundbite
>>63452194
Gayo, percent wise, Ryan is worse than Butler
Your irrational hatred for Butler is weird
>>63451029
no t.y. hilton?
>>63451855
>>63451877
Yeah he had over 100 yards but he also had 6 drops which according to ESPN is the most in a single game in the last decade not to mention at least two of those drops 3rd down drive killers.
>>63452218
What percentage are you speaking of? He's ass in coverage (been better in recent weeks though I'll admit), and over aggressive as fuck
Based Ryan is the best corner in the team at the moment
is there anything more satisfying than watching an overrated team shit the bed and get mad as fuck at each other?
>>63452228
Sucks senpai. I liked him in the draft.
>>63452034
>tfw Ihave someone on my FB posting about EVERY little news article that has to do with native americans
Mean while this fucking fag isn't even indian, he's just married to one, and boy is she fat. It's just so fucking annoying 'if thats honoring why don't we have teams called the crackers...or the n-words'.
Bitch is too afraid to actually say nigger. He's just some sort of sjw, an alcoholic one
>>63452112
>tfw your team ushered in the reign of the chosen one
feels dystopian future senpai
>>63452238
Not really. The Packers deserve every bit of flak they get for being such a shit team.
>>63452228
were they really bad drops or were some understandable? Also has this been a problem for him his career?
Pretty stoked that the worst 7-0 team of all time is now the worst 8-0 team of all time. I hope this ride never ends.
>>63451812
Tyrod Taylor has been decent this year, don't see the Bills not starting him next year
>>63452238
Taking a huge shit is pretty satisfying desu senpai
>>63452251
>married one
fucking disgusting
>>63452268
They were really fucking bad. Like hit him right in his fucking hands.
And I don't remember it being an issue last year.
>tfw your team didn't win by 20pts today
any patsbros in here know my pain?
>>63452275
The worst 7-0 team of all time is now 7-1 after today though.
>>63452228
Amari Cooper averages 2+ drops a game and people are still slobbering all over him though, Evans is still a good WR for fantasy at least
>>63452288
>tfw 10 year REpeat drought
If we don't go back to back this year I don't know how I'm going to cope
>tfw 8 straight trap games
>>63452281
Sophomore slump guy. Let the kid grow and grind. At least he hasn't spectacularly fucked up like Corderalle Patterson
>>63452294
coop's drops make me super mad, but he (normally) counterbalances them with huge plays. Failing that, he draws safety help anytime he runs a vertical route, which lets crabtree eat.
>>63452280
Oh it was smart of him, because she gets money from them indian casinos...she didn't used to be so fat, but goddamn!
The bitch is a balloon now, like most of the other indians, male and female.
>>63452310
the indians near where i live are currently engaged in a massive legal battle to determine how indian you have to be to get some of that sweet casino dosh (literally 30k/month per person)
>>63452301
>>63452288
Redskins D held the Patriots to their lowest points scored all season.
>>63452288
I was actually upset that today wasn't a blowout. After the first quarter it looked like it was gonna be 2TDs a quarter
>>63452319
It was more because they ran Blount all game and literally everybody else died.
Also Brady was kind of shitty today
>26/39 299 yds 2TD 1Int
For him I guess
R E L A X
>>63452306
Raiders are really bad about drops this season for some reason, not sure how Carr still has a 65% completion rate but they seem to miss several potentially big plays on balls that hit dudes in the chest or hands. Walford, Coop and Roberts seem to be the worst offenders, though Crabtree has had a few bad ones too.
>>63452333
A-and then th...the other team took the ball fro..from me!!!
>>63452318
Yeah I think the last I heard it was around 15-20k a month for these fuckers. And they actually put a stop to every single kid you have gets the money, because ofc they were just having kids to get more money from the casino. Which has come far too late, the casino is being robbed by it's 'tribal elders' and the rest of the tribesmen.
Tribesmen who are all sorts of booty blasted by the not every kids gets the money thing.
>>63452333
soooo much potential
I expect great things /sp/
>>63452332
>1Int
Week 9, Brady throws a non-meme int for the first time
>>63452333
please someone change this to lez porn
>>63452318
Chukchansi?
>>63452342
there were about 5 flat out drops today, and 5 well-thrown balls that came loose after the DB hit.
and that isn't counting the INT that happened because walford stopped running his route in the endzone
>>63452366
i think? might be table mountain i'd have to look it up
>>63452332
Seemed like their whole offensive approach changed after the pick
>>63452301
If we don't go 19-0 this year I will be legitimately upset.
>>63452168
Fuck, I don't want to see Vereen against >us
>>63452310
>>63452318
If these redskins are making so much fucking money a month how come they are drinking Listerine instead of 40 year old scotch?
>>63452342
the raiders have really talented skill players but they throw down a stinker as a unit about every 3rd or 4th game.
>>63452342
>>63452369
I'm blaming most of that on inexperience, although I really think that the two Biletnikoff award winners would be more familiar with stickum.
~one of these things is not like the others~
>>63452375
Nah it's Chukchansi, I've been up to table mountain a few times this year already. The whole situation seems pretty fucked, they were supposed to reopen in october but now it's looking like they won't even reopen this year.
I know someone who is a Chukchansi tribe member and she said before the takeover she was making $400 a month for being a member. Apparently if you are a table mountain tribe member it's $7,000 a month minimum though but there are way way less of them.
>>63451712
Offficial black Qb power rankings
>vick
>cunningham
>mcnabb
>newton
>I dong know what im doing help
Finished with this week's rankings, assuming the Chargers beat the Bears tomorrow. Wanted to drop the Packers more than I did but other teams had to shit the bed too.
>>63452414
damn its that low? i know a guy who knows a guy and he said it was like 30k....might have been off by a decimal.
>>63452378
I'd settle for another Owl, however we can get it. 19-0 seems like temping fate at this point. Our defense is too porous
>>63452428
It probably depends on which tribe and where they're located.
Tribes with casinos near major population centers and little competition are going to have more beads and blankets to spread around than tribes in bumfuck nowhere or in states with lots of injuns or legal gambling.
>>63452424
go back to murdering Palestinian babies schlomo
>>63452433
>Our defense is too porous
Why do people still use pre season memes after Week 9? It was pointed out that the Patriots defense is top 10 in almost every statistical category and is elite in every formation except for cornerbacks
>>63452396
I honestly don't know. But the ones in my town are all meth heads, well meth heads or fat as fuck.
>>63452414
Hahahaha Chuckchansi!!! Oh wow, I didn't realize they go that little, compared to others I mean. If that's the case, I take it back, the ones I know are getting 10-15k a month...which still isn't bad at all, fuckers are just too damn greedy.
They don't even have to live on the rez anymore, most dont
>>63452452
It gets boring now that we're so good at it
>>63452428
Well there are members and there are 'members', if you don't do shit for the tribe and just collect a check it's $400. But if you have some kind of title that requires no actual work you can rake in tens of thousands a month.
That's part of why there's the big fight over ownership, they are giving titles to their buddies and not letting certain people into the tribe because they aren't the right amount of indian.
>>63452466
ah, that makes sense.
>>63452457
see >>63452466
>>63452433
What offense do the pats play that can put up more than 27? Broncos are the best offense they play in the second half, and they've only done that twice despite playing some pretty horrid defenses.
I don't think an undefeated regular season is really pushing it at this point. It's obviously not likely, but I wouldn't be surprised to see it happen.
>>63452333
Can someone replace Cam with a man and lady fucking
>>63452456
m8 we nearly lost to the clots and the jest. that shit is not acceptable
>>63452477
what about the gints next weak?
>>63452466
Oh yeah that's right, that is the reason they are fighting, and I know for a fact, because I know many...many fucking people who work at chuckchansi, table mountain, and even the palace.
I've heard it many times over how the 'elders' promote/give titles to people, straight out of prison and shit, who have done nothing to earn said titles, and still do fuck all with the businesses.
They literally just drain the fucking companies, not really biting the hand that feeds em...but it's the goddamn snake eating it's own tale.
>>63452424
>>63452463
>>63452492
the Gints will lose narrowly and beat the cheatriots in the owl
it is written
>>63452456
Corners are a real sorespot though. Pats have a great pass rush to make up for it and force a lot of turnovers but I'm worried about them getting torn to shreds by elite WRs.
>>63452487
Did we watch the same games? Those weren't close at all.
>>63452492
Giants will get blown out - their defense is a fucking joke. I know it's a meme about brady getting keked every year but statistically they don't really have much of a chance. Only games I'm worried about are Denver at mile high and Jets in NY
>>63452477
>Broncos offense
>good
Giants, Eagles and Jets are better in both, yards and points per game
>>63452487
The Jets game was close but it was a divisional match up vs a fired up opponent so it happens. And the Colts never had the ball with a chance to tie/take the lead in the 4th quarter so I wouldn't call that "almost losing" and the only reason it was so close in the first place was the flukiest pick 6 in the world
>>63452514
If Peyton plays well, the broncos have a shot against the pats, if not, no defense in the world will save them
>>63452494
Indian gaming is still too profitable to sink itself even with a thousand leeching tribesman that contribute fuck all. I don't even think there are regulations on slot odds like they have in Nevada too, they could drop it to 50% and just make an extra $30 million that month and no one would notice.
>>63452375
Bulllllshit. You live in Fresno?
>>63452551
I want /pol/ to stay.
>>63452551
the holocaust was fabricated to establish israel
people had plenty of reason to stop nazi Germany
>>63452540
That's true they could. However this isn't a one month thing, some of the casinos around here are literally in the red for months on end. One of the reasons they stopped giving money to every native child.
That and so they don't lose what they feel they've 'earned' by just being there longer, and stealing from their own people and company before anyone else could.
>>63452551
>start a global war
>implying there needed to be any more of a justification for overthrowing them
Governments have been overthrown over a lot less m8
alright i'm getting sick of quinn's shit already desu
>>63452364
>>63452482
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP
>>63452551
American, been in Israel for 3 years and I have forseen the fall of my pats soon, and I decided to go trip after lurking for 4-5 years just to show my support when Brady and belichick leave and the pats inevitably return to below mediocrity.
I don't believe in holocaust denials, but I do hate how germany is fucking up in Europe for the third time. Seriously hate refugee scum, fuck them fucking gibsmedats. I like Germany now, nice country great beer. And also, Israel's a meh country, America's bettter and I regret having come here in the first place
and to make this shit worse, quinn just said that it was a gut feeling he went with
literally what the fuck
>Saints
I know its a restructure period, but it was so easy. They were so close. I can't wait for the salary cap to refill.
>>63452604
Why would the victor of a war need a reason to overthrow the government of the the country they defeated?
I know you're trying to be revisionist and edgy but you could at least make a modest attempt to not sound like a total retard senpai
>>63452604
Poland attacked Germany, okay matey, gonna stop replying there, see you on /pol/
>>63452604
do you even history? like literally everything you said is wrong.
>>63452604
>The Kike education wants to imply that Germany annexed Poland
They annexed Czechoslovakia
>Poland attacked Germany first
This did not happen, there even was a secret pact between Germany and USSR about a week before the war starting that described attack plans and division of Poland's land after the war.
You're just as clueless about history as you are about football
the fuck is wrong with yall
>>63452608
>I know its a restructure period
Not even. The Saints are in purgatory. The true restructure is when Brees and/or Payton leaves. Everything up until that point is just borrowed time.
>>63452644
Why don't you have a football in your ass right now?
>>63452651
Jamaal has to finish with her first
>>63452604
you're a fucking idiot
>>63452644
its pretty faggy to back out of bets desu baka
>>63452657
He's gonna tear her up worse than that acl
Star Trek has got to have the dumbest fucking fight scenes.
>>63452644
Google "football in the ass" if you need some help videos. Youre gonna need a ton of lube
>>63452726
MRA tears incoming
>>63452411
you're right, one of them is 6-2.
He is also a very valuable piece to the Vikings success.
You've been memed.
>>63452711
And on August 23rd Germany and USSR had already planned the invasion and division of Polish, Lithuanian, Latvian, Estonian and Romanian soil
>>63452726
>you may be a murderer jamal, but I still respect you
>>63452744
Don't feed the trolls
>>63452711
filtered
>>63452726
>implying murderers are more worthy of respect than people who hit women or pedophiles
what has the world come to?
>As they shook hands at midfield following the 27-10 defeat, Cousins detained Brady for an extra minute to ask him, “When did it really start clicking for you?” Brady answered, “It still is.”
>>63452761
That answer doesn't make any sense.
>>63452411
by that notion tyrod taylor is the second coming of christ
>>63452761
I love him, but he didnt really answer kirk's question
>>63452761
>>63452765
Cousins is going to be up all night contemplating that one
>THE FUCKING PATRIOTS ARE STILL UNDEFEATED
>>63452765
Remember when Bradyposters were good? This board really went to shit.
>>63452765
You dense fuck
Brady meant it's still in the process of clicking for him, i.e. he hasn't mastered anything yet
>>63452761
That doesn't answer his question at all...
>>63452772
Better than what RG3 got
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/04/21/brady-declined-to-give-griffin-pointers/
>>63452779
Tfw He doesn't realize that 19-0 is upon us
>>63452761
damn...
Adam L. Goldstein waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Anons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them for years. His warnings to his 3 lawyers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Adam was a kike for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the sysadmins and he said to dad "I want to be a sysadmin daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILLED BY ANONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the apartment complex of New Jersey he knew there were anons.
"This is your 3 lawyers" the radio crackered. "You must sue the anons!"
So Adam gotted his account referrals and blew up the wall.
"HE IS GOING TO SUE US" said the anons
"I will shoot at him" said the raidfag and he fired the dox. Adam referred at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No, I must sue the anons" he shouted
The radio said "No Adam, you are the anons"
And then Adam was a butt.
Who else is going to kill themselves is the Pats go 19-0?
>>63452411
6-2
4-4
2-6
>>63452744
Due to Poland's mass investment in arms military from 1935 onwards and mobilization of their military. it's not insane to create military operations. I guarantee you that America right now has operations drawn up to invade China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea on a day's notice. That doesn't mean we will. It's natural to do so when you have a military.
Don't act as if Poland wasn't just a puppet state of France and Germany at the time.
>>63452758
How is rape even that big of a deal?
Football topics only please I keep getting 10 minute blocks for this
>>63452769
He's pretty good, he kinda sucks at intermediate and short throws but if it's like 50 yards or more he always nails it. Pretty crazy really
>>63452791
I remember when shitposting about the greatest QB in NFL history meant something. Now it's just shit.
I cry every day that the pats are undefeated
>>63452786
But "clicking" is a binary state; the game has either clicked for him or it hasn't.
>have friend on FB who is a huge Peypeyfag
>has denounced his team several times (Toxins)
>getting hyped over the Colts game
>dat ending
>doesn't post anything
Nigga has some type of set up dedicated to Peyton too lol
>>63452844
Peyniggers are the worst. Nothing beats their silence after their loss to the Saints in the SB though.
Alright lads, Big Strong Australian here, who should I support who isn't
>pats
>shittatle
>eagles
>9'ers
>browns
>bucs
>broncos
>saints
>panthers
>raiders
>steelers
>>63452849
niners are the only team that makes sense for an aussie
raiders or seattle if you wanted to be a hipster australian
chargers probably make the most sense otherwise because of time zone
>>63452849
Bears
>>63452849
the jags Tbh
lots of upside and if you make it known now you can avoid being associated with glory hunters
>>63452852
There's a /trash/ board now? What's the point of that
>>63452849
Titans the rookie QB is breaking records and is the best QB prospect that the NFL has seen in a long while
>>63452865
they were going to use it to move off-topic threads to but now it's just a mixture between /b/ and [s4s[
>>63452849
Jags.
>>63450581
>yfw /sp/ still doesn't wanna talk about the vikings
>>63452876
/sp/ only cares about the Patriots and teams who could potentially beat the Patriots
>>63452876
Make like your quarterback and go to sleep.
>>63452883
You may as well have just said that we care about the patriots, no need to be redundant as there are no teams who can beat us
>>63452870
whats the chance of them losing him?
>>63452853
>LE HAYNE IS THE ONLY AUSTRALIAN IN THE NFL XDXD
brad wing nigga.
>>63452859
>>63452873
thinking about it but chances are i'm never going to jacksonville
>>63452855
kind of my de facto team atm, but only because they are /sp/'s team
>>63452604
>touches Kids
>ebin they were at summer retreat meme
Christ man.
Although jews were the minority of those killed in the camps.
something like 26 mil?
>>63452905
0%
He's in his first year I guarantee you when it's time to sign him 4 years from now they're probably going to give him a 20+ million contract since they set up their cap limit that way with the 4 year deals. He's basically a lock for the Titans for the next 10+ years
If you're looking on actually going to an NFL game I doubt you'll ever go to Nashville, so I'd pick a decent team/city like Bears since Chicago is unique and the Bears are respectable franchise. Plus they're bad this year so maybe a big time player next year. Or you can go with the Raiders and deal with tons of niggers when you go to a game
>>63452922
already went to pats bills this year lad
Who /justgotbackfromdezbryantsbirthdayparty/ here?
>>63452964
got pictures?
>>63452971
Took phones at the door, only dez and his crew had them. Nigga didn't even show up til 1
>>63452883
>>63452893
the vikings right now are the football equivalence of cancer
you can keep ignoring it, but it's only going to make it worse
packers suck mad dick
>>63452987
youre mad and you suck dick
>>63452964
Went too Sam Bradfords party instead
>>63452987
Is this McCarthy's last year?
>>63453008
Didn't they extend him until like 2019 not so long ago?
Are people sleeping on the Vikings or are they a meme
![allen-robinson-jaguars-injury[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1SFwpDE.jpg "allen-robinson-jaguars-injury[1]")
How good is he, exactly?
>>63453023
they're the colts of the NFC
>>63453033
one half of the best receiving duo in the entire league currently
Is Peyton the most overrated athlete in all of professional sporting history?
>Didn't get to watch the games today because of work
>Gabbert actually won
W H A T
>>63453040
Yes.
WHOA
THERE
MOTHERFUCKER
>>63453040
No.
>>63453052
And he was really good.
Starting to think it was just Jacksonville all along. When he was there his OL was the worst in the NFL, and he had no WRs at all. It was literally just a broken MJD and him.
Falcons picked him off a couple of times, but Gabbert was making plays. He was great scrambling the ball, he had an improbable game winning 3rd and long conversion scramble that was pretty impressive.
He's a better QB than Kaep. The ball just comes out way quicker, and he throws with more accuracy and touch.
>>63453075
Don't forget Gabbert also got injured every other fucking game in Jacksonville too. I'm sure that helped him a fucking ton.
Pick 'em /nfl/
>>63451409
Yfw you realize carolinas remaining SOS is atop the league
>>63453088
Jets > Bills
Ravens > Jags
Steelers > Browns
Panthers > Titans
Rams > Bears
Cowboys > Bucs
Packers > Lions
Eagles > Dolphins
Redskins > Saints
Raiders > Vikings
Broncos > Chiefs
Patriots > Giants
Cards > Seahawks
Bengals > Texans
>>63453088
Jets, if Fitz plays. Bills if not.
Ravens
Steelers
Panthers
Rams
Bucs
Packers
Eagles
Redskins
Raiders (If you predicted this as the game of the week at the start of the year you're a liar)
Broncos
Giants just because
Seahawks
Bengals
>>63453077
*Blame Gabbert
>>63453098
>Leave for a few months
>Come back
>/nfl/ has a Polock now
????
>>63453088
Jets>bills
Jags>Ravens
Browns>Steelers
Panthers>Titans
Rams>Bears
Bucs>Cowboys
Packers>Lions
Eagles>Dolphins
Saints>Redskins
Raiders>ikings
Broncos>Chiefs
Patriots>Giants
Cardinals>Seahawks
Bengals>Texans
>>63453107
I'm half British, half Polish. I live in the UK but I have some family here that I sometimes visit during uni breaks.
I hate this flag desu, I feel like a tripfaggot in NFL threads
What's this Woah There meme I keep seeing
>>63453122
Look it up on YouTube
He was caught saying "whoa there mother fucker!" when he was chased out of bounce by Brian Cushing of the Texans
Who do you guys see taking the wild card spots now?
>>63453169
Seahawks will probably meme their way in again since they usually have slow starts and pick up a bit later. Their schedule going forward isnt that bad.
>>63453075
>his OL was the worst in the NFL
Uhh, he had qualtiy bookend tackles, Brad Meester and Uche Nwaneri before he was shit. Jags' OLine wasn't perfect but anyone that has seen the team play knows 60% of Gabbert's sacks were from him flushing a clean pocket or tucking as soon as he saw a blitzing defender.
>and he had no WRs at all. It was literally just a broken MJD and him.
He had Justin Blackmon running wide open every game for a 1 1/4 of a season and was STILL missing the motherfucker, so much that he was benched in favor of Henne. Also MJD led the league in rushing in Gabbert's rookie year and Gabbert had no idea how to pass the ball with 9 in the box.
>Falcons picked him off a couple of times, but Gabbert was making plays. He was great scrambling the ball, he had an improbable game winning 3rd and long conversion scramble that was pretty impressive.
>He's a better QB than Kaep. The ball just comes out way quicker, and he throws with more accuracy and touch.
Sounds like practice field, week 1 2012 Blaine Gabbert. I hope he works out for you guys, but I can't say we haven't seen this before. The fact that he took a huge shot and came back into the game and was far less effective tells me he still has the issue of being a gigantic vagina.
>>63453169
Jets and Steelers in the AFC
Falcons and Seahawks in the NFC
>>63453183
>Blackmon
you expect a drunk nigga to run a proper post route?
Is Lake a girl? If so, can someone post pics?
>>63453114
> polish
> uni breaks
So they let the janitor take a vacay when the students are out?
Who cleans the faculty toilets then?
>>63453231
she promised to post pictures of her butt if the failcunts lost, but now she is holding out on us :<
>>63453236
Got him
>>63453179
Not to mention the Seahawks also have a decent chance to win their division.
Are the Cowboys going to go 4-10 this season just to bring their running average back to 8-8?
>>63453192
the mail man does it
Mfw with a Top 5 pick next season the Cowboys and Romo are finally getting a Superbowl
>birthday yesterday
>car won't start, can't drive to my favorite restaurant
>settle for a local pub so I can watch the afternoon games
>hostess is a qt3.14
>order a bitchin Spiced Root Beer Float with a pepper jack burger
>bretty gud
>finish eating and give her a generous tip
>smiles and wishes me a happy birthday
>walk home and catch the Colts beating the Broncos
>watch Dead Snow for shits and giggles
>stay up and watch the whole iggles game
8/10 day.
>>63451270
Dion Lewis tore his ACL
>>63453969
Is this a fact now? I love him so much
>>63453882
the fucking mailman!
>>63453965
to top it all off you didn't even have to use your AK
From the bottom of my cold black heart:
Happy Birthday Anon
fuck life
Can we just play to expectations once?
We btfo a good team then lose hilariously to a shite team
>>63454462
Triggered
>>63452964
Did you dance with Ed hochuli?
Who /8-8/ here?
>>63452644
Just like a nig to not pay on a debt
>>63452600
Fuck off football ass
>>63454456
broncos really hurt themselves in the playoff seedings
Will Brady beat either the passing yards, wins, or TDs record before he retires?
>It's a Packers fans blame everything on their HC and DC thread
>Bengals getting a higher seed than the Broncos kek
Get fucked
Too bad I didn't bet on the Panthers
>>63454572
Wins and yards yes, TD's will be tough
>eagles offense looked like it belonged in the nfl
who /patientlyexcited/ here?
>>63453075
....
Listen you hyperbolically thinking retard
Gabbert came off the bench m. No one has film on him. The Falcons defense sucks right now. The offense everyone has figured out
Blaine gabbert sucks fucking ass. In real life he's a arrogant jackass white trash piece of shit. There are still stories at his high school and in college about how stupid and how much of a twat he was.
So let's give him a couple games before we even consider him in the top 32 qbs in the league
"Derek Anderson is elite!!" Kind of bullshit going on
>>63454580
Huehuehuehehue
Don't you have some tourists to rape?
>>63453965
So the highlight of your birthday was having a cute hostess serve you and eating fast food
Happy birthday bro
But fuck that's depressing
>>63453969
*sprained his mcl
>>63454667
They are eating their lunch
>>63454677
What'd you feed them?coconuts and cocaine?
>>63454572
wins is a lot more reasonable than yards/tds. he needs 3 years past a manning retirement just for a shot at those. he's not as beat up as peyton or other qbs historically but that's still a tall order when your competition could still be on the field for years and you have maybe a 5 year max window yourself. probably won't happen.
>>63454456
Broncos just aren't that good
Deal with it
Also we find out today how many games suspension that dirty eye pokin nig gets
>>63454691
They see me pokin
Dey hatin
>>63454681
With this delicious delicatessen
>>63452543
yes
i'm not an expert mane, someone i know who isnt known for exaggerating was relating the story like 3 months ago.
>>63452769
i actually think Tyrod is good though
>he thinks QBwinz are relevant
>>63450653
Gabbert is undefeated...
>>63451592
Wait, this is "laugh you lose"thread? Oh, OK, I lost.
Here, look at this banana...
>jog in from 30 feet away
>immediately stab guy in the guy
>"it was an honest mistake"
>>63451890
Panther fan.
He probably should not have done that -- stadium security should have.
But who fucking cares?
>>63451954
Send 'em a signed Newton Jersey...
>>63451971
Taxpayers didn't pay for BoA Stadium, relative.
>>63452013
I thought Romo wasn't back yet?
>>63452023
Falcons,it turns out, are not as good as people thought they were.
>>63452023
because they are fucking shit
>>63452116
You are not crying hard enough. Please cry harder.
>>63452128
Define terms.
They are a legitimately good ream. They will lose a couple of games, because the style of ball they play is "scrap and claw right down to the wire then find a way to win." At some point, that will cost them a game when they get a bad bounce or something.
But yeah, they're good.
Also, here's what their logo would look like with a big chin.
>>63452267
Sneak
Just fuck you
>>63451585
jesus fucking christ STOP. the league is already dead
Is /sp/ ready to admit the Falcons are in fucking free fall and will be lucky to win another game? The Niners game was the easiest remaining game on their schedule and they still blew it. I wouldn't even pick them against the Jags.
>>63454984
THey will win against the fags
I hope...
>>63451585
Their elite attack covers up the defense a bit, but that pass rush doe
If aquib gets suspended for a game or two for that eye poke, would that make it a TaliBan?
>>63454953
Panthers have large opening drives and abysmal second halves. That's not the recipe to success in the playoffs where they'll actually have to face other good teams.
They beat Green Bay sure, but still allowed Rodgers to make a monster comeback in the second half, they might not be so lucky next time.
>>63454984
Trap games exist, the Niners game was one of them
>>63454984
the adderall had to wear off eventually
big turnarounds rarely stick
>Rodgers: I had the throw but I got scared
Pussy ass white boi
>>63455007
fuck off monkey bitch
AMERICAN tread here
>>63455001
>>63455012
One loss is a trap, two is a pattern, three of four is just who you are.
>>63453033
Nobody knows or cares
>>63454136
No, there was no MRI yet and they're hopeful it's just a sprain
>>63454456
Packers on the road are an average team at best. It was an overrated win. I still think Broncos are the 2nd best team in the AFC though
>>63455005
>They beat Green Bay sure, but still allowed Rodgers to make a monster comeback in the second half,
Another way of saying that is that they can and do withstand late surges to win the game
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