Seattle leading 2-1 on aggregate. Dallas can only advance with a win.
Seattle starting XI: Frei; Mears, Marshall, Scott, Fisher; Valdez, Rose, Friberg, Ivanschitz; Dempsey, Martins. Sounders bench: Perkins, Ockford, Azira, Pineda, Roldan, Pappa, Barrett.
FC Dallas starting XI: Gonzalez; Hollingshead, Loyd, Hedges, Watson; Ulloa, Acosta, Diaz, Castillo, Barrios; Texeira. Dallas bench: Seitz, Harris, Zimmerman, Michel, Cirigliano, Akindele, Perez.
first for Clit Shitsey blowing this game off and Seattle having yet another disappointing end of a season
>every single american sports event
>some annoying cunt sings the anthem
Getting real annoyed by this shit. No offense.
I understand muh patriotism, but you guys are really overdoing it.
Such shittatle and lalas.
>>63441997
I agree. TBF they also do the Canada theme. I know patriotism is a trigger word for Germans as well.
Is that an american football field?
I can see vertical lines and some numbers.
Don't you guys have your own fields for football?
>>63442228
Some do. It's an ongoing project.
>>63442228
It's used for high school football as part of the deal with the city. They also do football playoffs for smaller division college teams.
>>63442273
>>63442296
Ah I see. Must be hard to keep the grass in good condition over the whole season.
>>63442358
Not really. We're pros with grass here in Texas.
>>63442358
MLS owners really really don't want to spend more money on this league than they have to. A lot of the soccer-specific stadiums are thanks to the few rich guys here who genuinely cared about soccer, like Lamar Hunt.
Plus it's hard enough to convince a county or city to publicly finance a stadium for any of the major sports, let alone soccer.
>fucking marching band
Only in Texass
>>63442472
You mean drumline?
>>63442446
>implying most cities wouldn't bend over if the NFL comes knocking
>>63442503
Yeah,I guess the few horns in the crowd makes it sound like one.
>drum line
Still fuckin corny
>>63442296
Wow that is pathetic. Can mls be any more Bush league?
>>63442559
>saying no to money in a start up league
They also do concerts there.
>>63442559
Not as much as the NASL who had to use a baseball field because their regular field was being used for something
Earlier it was for college lacrosse
>>63442559
It's more of how soccer is viewed here
Got nothing to do with MLS
Besides
>>63442616
Soccer in this country is cancer
Good luck Dallass, fuck Seattle desu.
>>63442616
I wonder how Raul reacted when he got to the US to play professional soccer, only to see his team get kicked from their own stadium because some college kids had a lacrosse game
>the rage-filled, profanity-slingin-on-national-TV city of FC Dallas
Keep it classy, Tex-Mexicans
>>63442616
They turned MLS down for this.
>>63442616
Wow that's pretty fucked up.
This is what our second division teams play in.
Go Dallas.
Actually, maybe I should root for Seattle. A Portland/Vancouver vs Seattle matchup would be way more fun.
>>63442784
What other sports do you guys even have?
>>63442784
The difference is that every team in your country has intentions to be in the top league, because of promotion/relegation.
In America, where there is no promotion/relegation, teams know their place in the shitty lower leagues
>>63442784
How bout the teams in your 4 other pro sports leagues?
>>63442784
Why does the second division only have one stadium? Does Bayern have that much a monopoly?
Wish I had some beer left.
Watching MLS on /sp/ in the middle of the night is pretty comfy.
Maybe it will get some more attention now that they're showing it in Europe aswell. I think it's only like the second or third year.
FIGHT
>>63442828
Join the broship
>>63442792
>>63442828
No one cares
>>63442784
No money in soccer here.
This is a country who built this for amateur football
>>63442887
AND
>>63442784
You have to remember where soccer is here
We've got 110k seat stadiums for amateur football games
>>63442770
Not exactly
But it is bothering them
>>63442873
>tfew one beer left
>>63442828
>>63442893
Scum shit.
>>63442873
Isn't it the first year?
btw bundes is fucking great. So glad they got a TV deal here.
>>63442929
WIN
>>63442837
>>63442860
Well we have Handball, Ice Hockey and Basketball, but they're heavily overshadowed by football.
The rest is more like Winter Sports and stuff like that.
>>63442866
That's ONE second division stadium. It belongs to Fortuna Duesseldorf. They all have similar looking ones.
>>63442860
Here's a basketball arena
>>63442946
It's understandable. Establishing a "new" sport is extremely hard.
>>63442954
Might even be the first year. They've shown some matches last year but they could have been hand picked. Now they're showing pretty much everything.
>Loyd legend
Literaly fucking who.
>>63443004
Unsurprisingly bomb shelter-like
>>63442979
Berlin Union has a pretty based stadium
>>63442916
Isn't youth participation going down nowadays? Like every other week I keep seeing how some nignog is dead from playing football.
>>63442555
>implying drumline isnt based
I hate Dallas but have you experienced team spirit?
>>63443043
Actually the percentages are down due to specialization
>>63443043
I think a bit, its not going anywhere though (thank god)
>>63443062
I guess this must be high school spill over spirit.
>vuvuzelas
>>63443062
Bringing instruments to a sporting event is retarded, unless you're part of a band for the college you're supporting.
Either make noise without any help or don't make any at all.
>>63443004
>Football Club Basketball
>>63443140
Have you ever watched or been to a soccer match before??
Almost none of the posts in this thread are about the game. Why is it so bad?
>>63443140
Drums are cool. But it must be a Texas high school thing with Dallas fc.
>>63443140
I'd like some brass bands, that would be neat.
>>63442979
Not true
This is where Andrew Wooten plays
>>63443172
Fuck off to South America or Japan if you think that's necessary at a soccer game.
Can you participate in this sport at all without aping other cultures?
>>63443195
I'm not watching desu senpai, Eagles-Cowboys is coming on soon.
>>63443195
The top-ranked defense in MLS just has to play not to lose to advance on aggregate against a team whose offense revolves entirely around the counter
Goddamnit both teams are losing possession too often. Get some shots on target ffs.
>>63443195
It happens atleast 90%+ in the midfield with teams losing the ball every few seconds. It's horrible.
>>63443257
That defense is missing two key pieces in Alonso and Evans. Scott and Fisher aren't nearly as good.
MLS needs an extra DP slot that is just for defense.
>>63443195
I'm currently not in a position to watch
>>63443234
Fuck off Cletus
This is a soccer thread
>>63443290
True, but tactically this game was completely set up to be a snoozer, barring some incredible individual feats of skill from Castillo or the other pacebabby
>>63443264
Hope you didn't bet on mls.
>>63443306
That's a little unfair expecting to understand 4chan memes
>>63443313
Don't be so defensive man/
>>63443296
Why stop there? Why not have 10 DP slots + 1 that has to be used on a keeper
>>63443207
Sandhausen just came out of the third division for the first time like 2 years ago.
They don't have a lot of money.
It's the smallest second divison stadium iirc.
>>63443306
>up votes
PC bruh,PC
>>63443306
>that song about the stars being big and bright in Texas
The only other place I've heard that song is in pee wee's big adventure. Do people in Texas really sing that song?
>>63443402
I was about to post the same thing
>watch games on ESPN
>have to listen to Twellman's abrasiveness
>watch games on FS1
>have to listen to Lalas's retardedness
>drumline
Literally why?
>>63443376
Well ideally we wouldn't need DP slots, or a salary cap, but I think it would be a good start
>>63443445
>Not watching on the SkySportsHD Stream
>>63443377
Yeah but there are 5 under 20k
>>63443445
>not watching on the Britbong stream to avoid both
>>63443485
I normally have to watch MLS on streams. It's just refreshing to be able to watch on TV.
>>63443004
Comfy
>>63443306
>Seattle redditors
Sounders' back 4 needs to be awake on those quick counters. That's literally Dallas's whole gameplan.
dat deflection
Fuck that was close.
>dallas is a bunk and counter team
>seattle advances with 0-0
hmm
>FC Dallas and Cowgirls both have a home game tonight
Wouldn't want to be anywhere near that city tonight.
>>63443687
That's the idea
>Sigi cheekily calling out the vuvuzelas
>>63443708
Driving through big cities in Texas is usually a mistake at anytime, but seriously when 2 games are playing
>>63443306
Ashamed a fellow Poonion fan posted...
Dallas needs to step up their game, I hope they go all out in the second half
>>63443739
Considering there is 45 minutes worth of driving in between locations, not really a thing.
>>63443500
Ok I should have said most of them have similar looking ones.
There are teams who just don't have major money behind them.
I wonder how much money Leipzig has with Red Bull behind them.
They have good chances to get into first division next year.
>>63443759
Union posters on leddit are pretty fucking terrible.
>custom nutella jars
neat
Fuck Bruce, you should still be in the playoffs.
>>63443924
>have a team made of eleven DP's
>slippy G strikes again
>no playoffs
>>63443917
>pic related is the only reason I convinced my mom to buy it for me as a kid
I kind of regret not really watching the mls this season
What are you lads eating for dinner? I've got a nice warm bowl of oatmeal with blueberries, maple syrup and butter next to my laptop with the halftime adverts running in the background. I'm quite comfy
Who \fucked up/ here?
Don't know if I can last the 2nd half
>>63444066
NASL is better friend :)
>>63444066
That's been me for almost a decade now.
>>63444086
Get it together m8.
>>63444102
ahahaha nice meme
>>63442616
>>63444084
Street Tacos and I'm drinking Chardonnay
>Didn't go grocery shopping
>>63444066
Legitimately the dumbest season on record. The Blue Balls won the supporters shield with a pathetic PPG average. It was a massively down year for MLS, felt like everyone was injured as hell. That plus overachieving all stars placed into literally who Sunday beer league teams. Growing pains.
>Sheattlel
>>63444102
USL is more comfy
>>63444066
Don't listen to him: >>63444102
NPSL is the best. You're bound to have a local team to support and your bantz will be heard every match.
>Mls in Eurosport
Who /Timbers/ here?
>>63444133
>Get it together
'no'
>>63444166
We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.
>>63444161
>>63444163
>not watching nwsl for comfy+soccerfus
Actually, nah, it's not for everyone.
>>63443708
The Cowboys' stadium in Arlington is like an hour away from FC Dallas' stadium in Frisco. Not a big deal.
>not exclusively following local youth teams
Fucking casuals
>>63444084
Pizza with sugar cookies as dessert senpai
>23 seconds
>yellow card
WELP...
>>63444223
Don't have a team near me senpai
>FCD literally can't score so Mauro Diaz tries to cheat his way to an ez goal
Haha, that ad on the side. fcd is really confident.
>>63444218
Seattle fan detected
>>63444084
Home made bread and chili, and a rum soaked pineapple left from a party I had last night.
>Next Home Match: Western Conference Semifinals
cheeky af
>>63444316
I'm a big fan of Portland Pride FC actually
>>63444268
None for me either, still have the fus to watch.
>>63444232
>5 major sports teams in the Dallas area
>only one stadium actually in Dallas
Gotta love that good old texas branding
>>63444290
Wouldn't you be? Failure is not an option.
>>63444084
Boyfriend picked up like 20 bucks worth of discounted Halloween candy, so that. And super cheap gin.
>>63444341
Orlando* Pride ciscum
>>63444327
What if it's actually saying they're closing the stadium for at least 380 days?
>>63444218
Sheattlel fag detected
>>63444376
You can't be fucking serious. Is this the most elaborate ruse tripfag ever or....what
>>63444084
Leftover shitty stromboli and the pain of being a Philly fan
>>63444376
>boyfriend
>>>/out/
>>63444341
That was the other option but since this is a Seattle thread I went for the most probable choice.
>>63444376
>boyfriend
am I being tricked by this faggot?
>>63444435
>castillo
>>63444376
Kill yourself
>>63444420
It's pretty common on /sp/ actually, with all of it's Seattle hate in any sport.
FREI
R
E
I
FCD WILL NEVER SCORE
>>63444446
I'm fine with faggots, I don't know why we've allowed someone to post with a MLP name for this long
just a matter of time desu
Frei confirmed GOATkeeper of all time
TFCfag here. I miss Frei. He was great before he broke his leg.
>>63444424
Feels fucking horrible man.
Also are you me?
Incredible save
>>63444521
That was pretty based. He had little view.
>>63444376
You're not even a cool gay dude.
>Obafemi is the new Montero
>>63444603
Montero was based on a team that didn't have any other great creative options tho
>>63444521
Seriously. Fucking amazing.
>>63444550
>>63444531
Webm please?
Had Lalas said anything all half?
>Score twice, half price
Come on Dempsey, we want the Papa Johns
Waiting for sounders to he btfo
Why is Dempsey such a twat?
>>63444155
Bootyblasted LA fan detected
Is it me, or are they trying to take shots at Dempsey?
Blas Perez is such a scummy player. Usually only watch him on his NT though.
>>63444827
I was thinking more nyfc fan
Not liking this parking the bus.
inb4 stoppage time winner for Dallas
>>63444864
I never got that tactic. If you're gonna park the bus, do it at home. You need away goals so be aggressive away from home. Teams always do it the other way around...
>>63444860
>>63444827
Sounders fan actually :^)
>>63444864
Just get AIDS and die already
>>63444900
Sigi coaching scured.
Admittedly, if you're going to park the bus, doing against a heavy counterattacking team like Dallas is the time to do it.
>>63444860
They already vacated the sport or jumped over to RBNY.
Skankee stadium gonna be mighty quiet next year.
>>63444900
>If you're gonna park the bus, do it at home.
wtf are you high?
Don't have a good feeling about getting a goal, senpai.
>this guy slaps your chicana gf's ass in the Frisco parking lot outside the stadium
wut do?
Chad was ded for seconds and Sounders were almost kill right there.
>>63445041
Looks like he likes to take it in the ass.
Great, everybody is dying on that grass.
>>63445113
Reddit please go
>>63445113
>dem crazy eyes
>>63445113
>Give me attention
>Every woman
>Ever
>>63445041
I don't get it. Is he implying that his right nut is Portland and left nut is Vancouver? Because Vancouver is north of Seattle...
>>63445113
>siblings.
>>63445133
That's the joke
Dallas pls
>>63445139
Pro-tip: There is a Vancouver Washington right across the way from Portland.
>>63445113
Just when I thought this game couldn't get any memer
>>63444900
No, Dallas are at home, which means a win is important for them. Even moreso because Seattle will continue on aggregate. That is why seattle is parkin it.
Yawnfest. Seattle will pass through, by parking the bus.
I can't tell if the Sounders are defending really well or if FCD just can't seal the deal
GIVE BLAS PEREZ A YELLOW FOR SIMULATION DON'T LET THIS DIVING PANAMANIAN MONKEY GET AWAY WITH THAT CANCER
>tfw hittmg the resin in hopes of getting g high
>>63445219
Seeing Sounders giving away the ball like crazy, the latter.
>>63445185
I feel like an idiot for not realizing that at first even though that's where I live.
>pass right into the front of the goal
>everyone tries to do a header
>NO ONE hits
>some guy dives trying to get a penalty
Plz
>>63445219
Seattle has been defending well all game. But Dallas has blown multiple chances.
>>63445219
I think their defense is fantastic rn
This game is getting pretty meme
>>63445258
Well, yeah, our midfield's shite right now
But the last ditch defending seems really good
>>63445242
>tfw your dealer works with you and is cool fronting til pay day
WE DIVEGRASS NOW
>>63445187
That's an old pic senpai
>>63445208
But if Dallas scores just once (which is very likely, Seattle has gotten lucky + Frei), they're through on away goals. If Seattle scores just one, Dallas need 2 just to go to extra time.
Parking the bus is too risky for Seattle imo, but oh well.
FCD CANNOT SCORE WITHOUT A CHEAP PENALTY OR PACEBABBY COUNTER THIS TEAM IS CANCER HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THAT SHIT?
>>63445263
You still up/watching this krautbro?
>>63445277
>dealer is super picky and always waits for 'og'
I just took a shit more entertaining than this game
CMON SEATTLE
this is the best playoff game of today by far
I hadn't watched any FCD games that intently this season but everyone was telling me they're an honorable Bestern team that deserves to beat Seattle. Fuck MLELSshills you wouldn't know honorable soccer if it hit you in your face (but you would fall down and roll around for 3-5 minutes).
>>63445335
'No'
Memeref Toledo at work
>>63445324
Mine always has two kinds. Got some pineapple express atm.
Gonna need a bowl after this.
>>63445335
lol no that was columbus vs montreal
>>63445321
Gonna go to bed after the match.
I have to get up again in 4 hours, but I'm still not really sleepy. My sleep schedule is completely fucked.
>>63445329
WTF are you talking about, this is end-to-end (well, one end) action
See >>63445335
>>63445342
This
Walker Zimmerman went to school right down the road from me
File errors everywhere, problem fixed though
>>63445342
Take it easy nashill
>>63445342
>but everyone was telling me they're an honorable
Probably all FCD fans. Dallas is barely above San Jose in terms of being honorable. Scummy fucks.
BTFO
QUEERS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
YES YES YES
LEL TURTLE SOUNDERS
rip
FUCKING FINALLY
WE'VE GOT A MATCH
WE'VE GOT A MATCH
>SHITATTLE
>SHITATTLE
>SHITATTLE
What a goal!
FIGHT AND LOSE
WELP. That's the risk you take when you park the bus and don't generate any cheeky goals in the meantime.
>>63445303
I fucking knew this would happen. I hate when teams park the bus without 2-3 goal leads
Seattle teams sure love to choke.
Pls try harder Seattle
SHITEALE FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
I told you
Why the fuck did you park the bus Sigi
Bring on Kreis I guess
>>63445424
THERE WAS A MAN WHO SCORED A GOAL
AND TESHO WAS HIS NAME-O
T-E-S-H-O T-E-S-H-O T-E-S-H-O
AND TESHO WAS HIS NAME-O
Dallas wins if this result stays the same i'm assuming?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Another late Dempsey FK for the win when?
>SHITATTLE
>FIGHT AND LOSE
>THE EMERALD CHOKE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA QUEERS BTFO
>>63445452
Yes 1 away 1 home is greater than 2 home
>>63445452
Yes
>>63445452
Yep because away goals count more
>>63445461
90+2
>>63445449
As a Philly fan it feels good to not see Wells being used for my city
>THE TRANSGENDERED CITY OF SEATTLE
>>63445452
no it goes to extra time
