OFFICIAL FC DALLAS VS. SEATTLE SOUNDERS GAME THREAD
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Seattle leading 2-1 on aggregate. Dallas can only advance with a win.
Seattle starting XI: Frei; Mears, Marshall, Scott, Fisher; Valdez, Rose, Friberg, Ivanschitz; Dempsey, Martins. Sounders bench: Perkins, Ockford, Azira, Pineda, Roldan, Pappa, Barrett.
FC Dallas starting XI: Gonzalez; Hollingshead, Loyd, Hedges, Watson; Ulloa, Acosta, Diaz, Castillo, Barrios; Texeira. Dallas bench: Seitz, Harris, Zimmerman, Michel, Cirigliano, Akindele, Perez.
first for Clit Shitsey blowing this game off and Seattle having yet another disappointing end of a season
>every single american sports event
>some annoying cunt sings the anthem
Getting real annoyed by this shit. No offense.
I understand muh patriotism, but you guys are really overdoing it.
Such shittatle and lalas.
>>63441997
I agree. TBF they also do the Canada theme. I know patriotism is a trigger word for Germans as well.
Is that an american football field?
I can see vertical lines and some numbers.
Don't you guys have your own fields for football?
>>63442228
Some do. It's an ongoing project.
>>63442228
It's used for high school football as part of the deal with the city. They also do football playoffs for smaller division college teams.
>>63442273
>>63442296
Ah I see. Must be hard to keep the grass in good condition over the whole season.
>>63442358
Not really. We're pros with grass here in Texas.
>>63442358
MLS owners really really don't want to spend more money on this league than they have to. A lot of the soccer-specific stadiums are thanks to the few rich guys here who genuinely cared about soccer, like Lamar Hunt.
Plus it's hard enough to convince a county or city to publicly finance a stadium for any of the major sports, let alone soccer.
>fucking marching band
Only in Texass
>>63442472
You mean drumline?
>>63442446
>implying most cities wouldn't bend over if the NFL comes knocking
>>63442503
Yeah,I guess the few horns in the crowd makes it sound like one.
>drum line
Still fuckin corny
>>63442296
Wow that is pathetic. Can mls be any more Bush league?
>>63442559
>saying no to money in a start up league
They also do concerts there.
>>63442559
Not as much as the NASL who had to use a baseball field because their regular field was being used for something
Earlier it was for college lacrosse
>>63442559
It's more of how soccer is viewed here
Got nothing to do with MLS
Besides
>>63442616
Soccer in this country is cancer
Good luck Dallass, fuck Seattle desu.
>>63442616
I wonder how Raul reacted when he got to the US to play professional soccer, only to see his team get kicked from their own stadium because some college kids had a lacrosse game
>the rage-filled, profanity-slingin-on-national-TV city of FC Dallas
Keep it classy, Tex-Mexicans
>>63442616
They turned MLS down for this.
>>63442616
Wow that's pretty fucked up.
This is what our second division teams play in.
Go Dallas.
Actually, maybe I should root for Seattle. A Portland/Vancouver vs Seattle matchup would be way more fun.
>>63442784
What other sports do you guys even have?
>>63442784
The difference is that every team in your country has intentions to be in the top league, because of promotion/relegation.
In America, where there is no promotion/relegation, teams know their place in the shitty lower leagues
>>63442784
How bout the teams in your 4 other pro sports leagues?
>>63442784
Why does the second division only have one stadium? Does Bayern have that much a monopoly?
Wish I had some beer left.
Watching MLS on /sp/ in the middle of the night is pretty comfy.
Maybe it will get some more attention now that they're showing it in Europe aswell. I think it's only like the second or third year.
FIGHT
>>63442828
Join the broship
>>63442792
>>63442828
No one cares
>>63442784
No money in soccer here.
This is a country who built this for amateur football
>>63442887
AND
>>63442784
You have to remember where soccer is here
We've got 110k seat stadiums for amateur football games
>>63442770
Not exactly
But it is bothering them
>>63442873
>tfew one beer left
>>63442828
>>63442893
Scum shit.
>>63442873
Isn't it the first year?
btw bundes is fucking great. So glad they got a TV deal here.
>>63442929
WIN
>>63442837
>>63442860
Well we have Handball, Ice Hockey and Basketball, but they're heavily overshadowed by football.
The rest is more like Winter Sports and stuff like that.
>>63442866
That's ONE second division stadium. It belongs to Fortuna Duesseldorf. They all have similar looking ones.
>>63442860
Here's a basketball arena
>>63442946
It's understandable. Establishing a "new" sport is extremely hard.
>>63442954
Might even be the first year. They've shown some matches last year but they could have been hand picked. Now they're showing pretty much everything.
>Loyd legend
Literaly fucking who.
>>63443004
Unsurprisingly bomb shelter-like
>>63442979
Berlin Union has a pretty based stadium
>>63442916
Isn't youth participation going down nowadays? Like every other week I keep seeing how some nignog is dead from playing football.
>>63442555
>implying drumline isnt based
I hate Dallas but have you experienced team spirit?
>>63443043
Actually the percentages are down due to specialization
>>63443043
I think a bit, its not going anywhere though (thank god)
>>63443062
I guess this must be high school spill over spirit.
>vuvuzelas
>>63443062
Bringing instruments to a sporting event is retarded, unless you're part of a band for the college you're supporting.
Either make noise without any help or don't make any at all.
>>63443004
>Football Club Basketball
>>63443140
Have you ever watched or been to a soccer match before??
Almost none of the posts in this thread are about the game. Why is it so bad?
>>63443140
Drums are cool. But it must be a Texas high school thing with Dallas fc.
>>63443140
I'd like some brass bands, that would be neat.
>>63442979
Not true
This is where Andrew Wooten plays
>>63443172
Fuck off to South America or Japan if you think that's necessary at a soccer game.
Can you participate in this sport at all without aping other cultures?
>>63443195
I'm not watching desu senpai, Eagles-Cowboys is coming on soon.
>>63443195
The top-ranked defense in MLS just has to play not to lose to advance on aggregate against a team whose offense revolves entirely around the counter
Goddamnit both teams are losing possession too often. Get some shots on target ffs.
>>63443195
It happens atleast 90%+ in the midfield with teams losing the ball every few seconds. It's horrible.
>>63443257
That defense is missing two key pieces in Alonso and Evans. Scott and Fisher aren't nearly as good.
MLS needs an extra DP slot that is just for defense.
>>63443195
I'm currently not in a position to watch
>>63443234
Fuck off Cletus
This is a soccer thread
>>63443290
True, but tactically this game was completely set up to be a snoozer, barring some incredible individual feats of skill from Castillo or the other pacebabby
>>63443264
Hope you didn't bet on mls.
>>63443306
That's a little unfair expecting to understand 4chan memes
>>63443313
Don't be so defensive man/
>>63443296
Why stop there? Why not have 10 DP slots + 1 that has to be used on a keeper
>>63443207
Sandhausen just came out of the third division for the first time like 2 years ago.
They don't have a lot of money.
It's the smallest second divison stadium iirc.
>>63443306
>up votes
PC bruh,PC
>>63443306
>that song about the stars being big and bright in Texas
The only other place I've heard that song is in pee wee's big adventure. Do people in Texas really sing that song?
>>63443402
I was about to post the same thing
>watch games on ESPN
>have to listen to Twellman's abrasiveness
>watch games on FS1
>have to listen to Lalas's retardedness
>drumline
Literally why?
>>63443376
Well ideally we wouldn't need DP slots, or a salary cap, but I think it would be a good start
>>63443445
>Not watching on the SkySportsHD Stream
>>63443377
Yeah but there are 5 under 20k
>>63443445
>not watching on the Britbong stream to avoid both
>>63443485
I normally have to watch MLS on streams. It's just refreshing to be able to watch on TV.
>>63443004
Comfy
>>63443306
>Seattle redditors
Sounders' back 4 needs to be awake on those quick counters. That's literally Dallas's whole gameplan.
dat deflection
Fuck that was close.
>dallas is a bunk and counter team
>seattle advances with 0-0
hmm
>FC Dallas and Cowgirls both have a home game tonight
Wouldn't want to be anywhere near that city tonight.
>>63443687
That's the idea
>Sigi cheekily calling out the vuvuzelas
>>63443708
Driving through big cities in Texas is usually a mistake at anytime, but seriously when 2 games are playing
>>63443306
Ashamed a fellow Poonion fan posted...
Dallas needs to step up their game, I hope they go all out in the second half
>>63443739
Considering there is 45 minutes worth of driving in between locations, not really a thing.
>>63443500
Ok I should have said most of them have similar looking ones.
There are teams who just don't have major money behind them.
I wonder how much money Leipzig has with Red Bull behind them.
They have good chances to get into first division next year.
>>63443759
Union posters on leddit are pretty fucking terrible.
>custom nutella jars
neat
Fuck Bruce, you should still be in the playoffs.
>>63443924
>have a team made of eleven DP's
>slippy G strikes again
>no playoffs
>>63443917
>pic related is the only reason I convinced my mom to buy it for me as a kid
I kind of regret not really watching the mls this season
What are you lads eating for dinner? I've got a nice warm bowl of oatmeal with blueberries, maple syrup and butter next to my laptop with the halftime adverts running in the background. I'm quite comfy
Who \fucked up/ here?
Don't know if I can last the 2nd half
>>63444066
NASL is better friend :)
>>63444066
That's been me for almost a decade now.
>>63444086
Get it together m8.
>>63444102
ahahaha nice meme
>>63442616
>>63444084
Street Tacos and I'm drinking Chardonnay
>Didn't go grocery shopping
>>63444066
Legitimately the dumbest season on record. The Blue Balls won the supporters shield with a pathetic PPG average. It was a massively down year for MLS, felt like everyone was injured as hell. That plus overachieving all stars placed into literally who Sunday beer league teams. Growing pains.
>Sheattlel
>>63444102
USL is more comfy
>>63444066
Don't listen to him: >>63444102
NPSL is the best. You're bound to have a local team to support and your bantz will be heard every match.
>Mls in Eurosport
Who /Timbers/ here?
>>63444133
>Get it together
'no'
>>63444166
We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.
>>63444161
>>63444163
>not watching nwsl for comfy+soccerfus
Actually, nah, it's not for everyone.
>>63443708
The Cowboys' stadium in Arlington is like an hour away from FC Dallas' stadium in Frisco. Not a big deal.
>not exclusively following local youth teams
Fucking casuals
>>63444084
Pizza with sugar cookies as dessert senpai
>23 seconds
>yellow card
WELP...
>>63444223
Don't have a team near me senpai
>FCD literally can't score so Mauro Diaz tries to cheat his way to an ez goal
Haha, that ad on the side. fcd is really confident.
>>63444218
Seattle fan detected
>>63444084
Home made bread and chili, and a rum soaked pineapple left from a party I had last night.
>Next Home Match: Western Conference Semifinals
cheeky af
>>63444316
I'm a big fan of Portland Pride FC actually
>>63444268
None for me either, still have the fus to watch.
>>63444232
>5 major sports teams in the Dallas area
>only one stadium actually in Dallas
Gotta love that good old texas branding
>>63444290
Wouldn't you be? Failure is not an option.
>>63444084
Boyfriend picked up like 20 bucks worth of discounted Halloween candy, so that. And super cheap gin.
>>63444341
Orlando* Pride ciscum
>>63444327
What if it's actually saying they're closing the stadium for at least 380 days?
>>63444218
Sheattlel fag detected
>>63444376
You can't be fucking serious. Is this the most elaborate ruse tripfag ever or....what
>>63444084
Leftover shitty stromboli and the pain of being a Philly fan
>>63444376
>boyfriend
>>>/out/
>>63444341
That was the other option but since this is a Seattle thread I went for the most probable choice.
>>63444376
>boyfriend
am I being tricked by this faggot?
>>63444435
>castillo
>>63444376
Kill yourself
>>63444420
It's pretty common on /sp/ actually, with all of it's Seattle hate in any sport.
FREI
R
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FCD WILL NEVER SCORE
>>63444446
I'm fine with faggots, I don't know why we've allowed someone to post with a MLP name for this long
just a matter of time desu
Frei confirmed GOATkeeper of all time
TFCfag here. I miss Frei. He was great before he broke his leg.
>>63444424
Feels fucking horrible man.
Also are you me?
Incredible save
>>63444521
That was pretty based. He had little view.
>>63444376
You're not even a cool gay dude.
>Obafemi is the new Montero
>>63444603
Montero was based on a team that didn't have any other great creative options tho
>>63444521
Seriously. Fucking amazing.
>>63444550
>>63444531
Webm please?
Had Lalas said anything all half?
>Score twice, half price
Come on Dempsey, we want the Papa Johns
Waiting for sounders to he btfo
Why is Dempsey such a twat?
>>63444155
Bootyblasted LA fan detected
Is it me, or are they trying to take shots at Dempsey?
Blas Perez is such a scummy player. Usually only watch him on his NT though.
>>63444827
I was thinking more nyfc fan
Not liking this parking the bus.
inb4 stoppage time winner for Dallas
>>63444864
I never got that tactic. If you're gonna park the bus, do it at home. You need away goals so be aggressive away from home. Teams always do it the other way around...
>>63444860
>>63444827
Sounders fan actually :^)
>>63444864
Just get AIDS and die already
>>63444900
Sigi coaching scured.
Admittedly, if you're going to park the bus, doing against a heavy counterattacking team like Dallas is the time to do it.
>>63444860
They already vacated the sport or jumped over to RBNY.
Skankee stadium gonna be mighty quiet next year.
>>63444900
>If you're gonna park the bus, do it at home.
wtf are you high?
Don't have a good feeling about getting a goal, senpai.
>this guy slaps your chicana gf's ass in the Frisco parking lot outside the stadium
wut do?
Chad was ded for seconds and Sounders were almost kill right there.
>>63445041
Looks like he likes to take it in the ass.
Great, everybody is dying on that grass.
>>63445113
Reddit please go
>>63445113
>dem crazy eyes
>>63445113
>Give me attention
>Every woman
>Ever
>>63445041
I don't get it. Is he implying that his right nut is Portland and left nut is Vancouver? Because Vancouver is north of Seattle...
>>63445113
>siblings.
>>63445133
That's the joke
Dallas pls
>>63445139
Pro-tip: There is a Vancouver Washington right across the way from Portland.
>>63445113
Just when I thought this game couldn't get any memer
>>63444900
No, Dallas are at home, which means a win is important for them. Even moreso because Seattle will continue on aggregate. That is why seattle is parkin it.
Yawnfest. Seattle will pass through, by parking the bus.
I can't tell if the Sounders are defending really well or if FCD just can't seal the deal
GIVE BLAS PEREZ A YELLOW FOR SIMULATION DON'T LET THIS DIVING PANAMANIAN MONKEY GET AWAY WITH THAT CANCER
>tfw hittmg the resin in hopes of getting g high
>>63445219
Seeing Sounders giving away the ball like crazy, the latter.
>>63445185
I feel like an idiot for not realizing that at first even though that's where I live.
>pass right into the front of the goal
>everyone tries to do a header
>NO ONE hits
>some guy dives trying to get a penalty
Plz
>>63445219
Seattle has been defending well all game. But Dallas has blown multiple chances.
>>63445219
I think their defense is fantastic rn
This game is getting pretty meme
>>63445258
Well, yeah, our midfield's shite right now
But the last ditch defending seems really good
>>63445242
>tfw your dealer works with you and is cool fronting til pay day
WE DIVEGRASS NOW
>>63445187
That's an old pic senpai
>>63445208
But if Dallas scores just once (which is very likely, Seattle has gotten lucky + Frei), they're through on away goals. If Seattle scores just one, Dallas need 2 just to go to extra time.
Parking the bus is too risky for Seattle imo, but oh well.
FCD CANNOT SCORE WITHOUT A CHEAP PENALTY OR PACEBABBY COUNTER THIS TEAM IS CANCER HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THAT SHIT?
>>63445263
You still up/watching this krautbro?
>>63445277
>dealer is super picky and always waits for 'og'
I just took a shit more entertaining than this game
CMON SEATTLE
this is the best playoff game of today by far
I hadn't watched any FCD games that intently this season but everyone was telling me they're an honorable Bestern team that deserves to beat Seattle. Fuck MLELSshills you wouldn't know honorable soccer if it hit you in your face (but you would fall down and roll around for 3-5 minutes).
>>63445335
'No'
Memeref Toledo at work
>>63445324
Mine always has two kinds. Got some pineapple express atm.
Gonna need a bowl after this.
>>63445335
lol no that was columbus vs montreal
>>63445321
Gonna go to bed after the match.
I have to get up again in 4 hours, but I'm still not really sleepy. My sleep schedule is completely fucked.
>>63445329
WTF are you talking about, this is end-to-end (well, one end) action
See >>63445335
>>63445342
This
Walker Zimmerman went to school right down the road from me
File errors everywhere, problem fixed though
>>63445342
Take it easy nashill
>>63445342
>but everyone was telling me they're an honorable
Probably all FCD fans. Dallas is barely above San Jose in terms of being honorable. Scummy fucks.
BTFO
QUEERS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
YES YES YES
LEL TURTLE SOUNDERS
rip
FUCKING FINALLY
WE'VE GOT A MATCH
WE'VE GOT A MATCH
>SHITATTLE
>SHITATTLE
>SHITATTLE
What a goal!
FIGHT AND LOSE
WELP. That's the risk you take when you park the bus and don't generate any cheeky goals in the meantime.
>>63445303
I fucking knew this would happen. I hate when teams park the bus without 2-3 goal leads
Seattle teams sure love to choke.
Pls try harder Seattle
SHITEALE FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
I told you
Why the fuck did you park the bus Sigi
Bring on Kreis I guess
>>63445424
THERE WAS A MAN WHO SCORED A GOAL
AND TESHO WAS HIS NAME-O
T-E-S-H-O T-E-S-H-O T-E-S-H-O
AND TESHO WAS HIS NAME-O
Dallas wins if this result stays the same i'm assuming?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Another late Dempsey FK for the win when?
>SHITATTLE
>FIGHT AND LOSE
>THE EMERALD CHOKE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA QUEERS BTFO
>>63445452
Yes 1 away 1 home is greater than 2 home
>>63445452
Yes
>>63445452
Yep because away goals count more
>>63445461
90+2
>>63445449
As a Philly fan it feels good to not see Wells being used for my city
>THE TRANSGENDERED CITY OF SEATTLE
>>63445452
no it goes to extra time
Flop Mode FCD
>>63445507
Stop bait.
>>63445498
Union has never been mentioned in an OWG post though
>>63445488
>0 MLS CUPS
>Seattle losing on away goals 2 years in a row
Hopefully that'll teach them to not park the fucking bus so much
No..... Hollingshead pls be okay.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
THIS MATCH
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
FUCKING FUCK
S O U N D E R S
O
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GET FUCKED TEXAS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well....... fuck
DALLAS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
welp
... :(
>The flopping village of Dallas
WHAT WERE YOU FAGGOTS SAYING ABOUT A CHOKE?
Ref please call the goal off
ABS ON SUICIDE WATCH CALL THE CORONER GET THE HEARSE
Wow what an ending hahaha
JESUS CHRIST DALLAS YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>63445531
He's the unofficial mascot for the giggles, which is enough.
FOULED THE FUCKING GOALIE
THIS GAME THIS GAME
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>5 minutes additional time
For what?
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 2-1
what the fuck is happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This fucking game!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
THIS GAME AHAHAHAHA WHATTTTTTTTTT
thank god i'm neutral
THIS FUCKING MATCH!
THIS
FUCKING
MATCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHA
SEATTLE TRIES FOR A GOAL FOR FIVE MINUTES
GETS ONE
GET BTFO FLOPPING TIMEWASTERS
>>63445272
What did I tell you Faggots?
Fuck you Texas
I hope you fucking choke
Seriously
Fuck Texas
Holy shit
OMG
FUCK THIS FUCKINJG SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
WOW OH WOW FUCKING HELL what a match this is!
A
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HOLY HELL WHAT A GOAL!
STUPID FLOOD CONTROL!
MODS ARE ASLEEP POST DEAD SEATLEL FANS
I think Lalas is having an orgasm from two set piece goals
THIS FUCKING GAME THOUGH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES
AHAHAAAAAAA
THIS FUCKING GAME
MLS HAS ARRIVED
NO FREI PLS
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckyes
3 goals in 6 minutes. Am I watching the right sport?
>>63445583
YOU SAID WHAT!?
Whoa what the fuck?
THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF THIS MATCH IS THE MOST HYPE GAME TODAY
>"FUCK SEATTLE IN THE ASSHOLE!!!!!"
lewd bro
THIS BURGER MUNCHING SPORT IS FOR ME
C'mon Dallas.
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>that "FUCK SEATTLE" from the crowd
Does my heart good
We got Timbers vs SKC, and now this shit!
>MLS in charge of defending corners
>>63445658
We'll never match that shootout though
Great save. This is fantastic stuff.
Pls seattle. Dont let Dallas win. Not Dallas.
CASTILLO WHY????????
I was going to stop watching this game because it was so boring. Kept watching. This semen slurping sport is for me.
Guess we extra time now.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IM NOT WATCHING THE GAME PLEASE HALP
MLS legitimately more fun than NFL now
>>63445730
Go to bed
>>63445720
this desu. Dallas are scummy. Plus a Cascadian Conference Finals would be too hype no matter how much you hate them
OVERTIME, BITCHES
>>63445720
>not wanting the 2nd lowest payroll to be successful
Another game in extra times. Great!
>The last 15 minutes
>this fucking game
>>63445749
Nfl is the least fun sport possible
Goddamit
>>63445736
Seattle scored 83rd ish minute to to take the lead on aggregate
Dallas equalized in like the 90th so we're going to ET
who /FUCKSEATTLEINTHEASSHOLE/ here
>This fucking game.
>>63445763
I forgot my "Please win Dallas"
>>63445736
YOU DONE FUCKED UP
>>63445754
No, stay up. PK shootout coming soon.
>>63445795
Right here senpai
>>63445736
Last 5 minutes Dallas gets a goal, 1-0
Then Seattle goals damn near right after with a header, 1-1
Then Dallas turns right the fuck around and heads their own, 2-1
We OT now.
>>63445763
>I'm crushed
Is that a Hillsborough joke?
>>63445736
>Dallas scores in the 85th minute or so, going thru on away goals
>Seattle scores a few minutes later, going thru on aggregate
>Dallas scores a minute later
Series tied at 3-3 now, going to extra time
>>63445795
REPORTING
>>63445762
Maybe the extent of your watching a sport is looking at numbers, but some of us think a busparking team that only scores with pacebabbies off counters and dives like scummy chicanos to try and win should not be encouraged.
who /seattle/ here family
Who /ragonk/ here?
At least the whole second half was FCD rolling over Sounders for 40 minutes with no results.
>>63445618
Credit where credit is due. Here's your gold star anon
do these things work well?
>>63445863
tranny pls
>>63445863
Fuck off faggot.
/philly/ desu senpai
>>63445749
Always has been
>>63445863
Based carioco?
PENULT- no guess not sorry
>>63445903
>implying the uniob will ever be good
>>63445863
I'm with you. Fuck Dallas
Is it just me or does number 20 (Scott) on Seattle look like Birry?
>>63445921
>carioco
>>63445863
Pls give us Brazilian wonderkid
t. desperate Seattle fan
>>63445925
>b-but muh BIMBO
kek
Even though I dislike the Sounders it'd be cool if they won because then I could go to a conference final game.
>>63445863
Here.
Go Hawks
Go Sounders
Fucking Mariners
Is the game going to extra time?
>>63445925
Pre-bootyblasted seatlel fan detected
>>63445970
No, fuck you senpai
>>63445863
go Sounders
>>63445978
ET just started
Julie a cute
>>63445978
Already happening.
>>63445978
That would be correct, family.
>>63445976
>Sheattlel
>>63445925
>>63445955
Union are going to meme all over you fags
Just wait
>>63445863
Reporting for duty
>>63446008
Ellliiooooott....
>>63445981
I just got back from the Red Bulls game.
But nice try senpai.
>obese white Texans bringing out the EYYYYYYYYY PUUUUUUTOOOOOOOO taunt in extra time
scummy team, scummy supporters
>>63445978
Its called #bonussoccer
>>63445855
What's with people hating on fast teams scoring on the counter?
I'm not a fan of how hackey and divey Dallas has been this game, but Castillo and Diaz on the counter is a joy to watch
>>63445863
>Transgendeattle
>>63446010
Can you imagine unwrapping those hangers
>>63446010
>dem giant Canadian tits
i wants to slurp maple syrup from them
>>63446022
Top tier. Nice dubs, senpai
>>63446036
the best possible outcome of this game would be the field caving in under itself like in DKR
>>63445795
Here
>>63446036
This
>>63446035
how's that 20 year cup drought going desu?
>>63446036
they are just having fan
>>63446010
Why are both MLS qts Canadians?
>>63446036
>implying that chant isn't completely justified when playing Seattlel
>>63446036
>implying it wasn't started because of our obese latino friends
Eyyy Puto.
>>63446023
>imblyign
Galaxy fan her senpai. we'll just buy more stars kek
>>63446058
It's shit like that that's holding the USMNT and U.S. soccer in general back. We pride ourselves on sheer athleticism like that while having shit technical abilities, trying to meme ourselves to wins.
>>63446084
BTR is a dallas fan i thought
>>63446010
Looks like a man, disgusting.
>>63446116
>implying BTR is a grill
>>63444376
>>63446036
why say PUTO? why not FAGGOT?
>>63446114
FC Dallas has nothing to do with the USMNT, most of the players are from South America lol
>>63445996
That assist has me hard as diamonds.
>>63446116
>tfw FCD and chill with BTR
>>63446078
>this, coming from a uniob fan
Two Shields in three years. You can address me directly when you get anywhere near our level.
I have a joke for you faggots
Why it's always raining in Seattle?
>>63446145
Because "faggot" would be offensive to liberals. It's okay though as long as it's in a language they don't understand.
>>63446114
I don't think that's what he means, it takes skill to pull off those counters. Dempsey and martins are two of the more skilled players in the league.
>>63446114
TIL Diaz has no technical skills.
You need both crisp passing and speed to make the counter work
>Dallas spilling spaghetti in front of goal
i'm getting worried if it goes to pens
>>63446156
a lot of good usmnt youth players coming out of their academy tho
>those douchey dallass fans
>>63446168
Who /brekt/ here?
>>63446114
>top two teams in the west were counterattack teams
gets results, bitch
>>63446196
>tfw no Orlando fans to share the Brek
Y/N?
This is going to penulty shootout isn't it?
I elected to watch this game instead of my Giggles embarrassing themselves against Dallas' 2nd team, I made the right decision.
Dempsey is such a bum nowadays
>>63446116
>implying anyone on /sp/ could be a girl
But I was talking strictly ones on tv
Cunt Dempsey at it again
>>63446238
Rob stone is a retard
>retweeted by ron garber
Into the trash it goes!
>>63446238
I think this is the best format
Fuck the notion that too many teams make the playoffs
>>63446255
If it is going to be goat game of the year yes
>>63446238
This game and the Portland vs Kansas one are both GOAT so i'm going to say yes.
I used to go to Burn games in the cotton bowl as a kid. who was that motherfucker with long hair a mustache who used to play for the Burn in the mid 90s?
Seattle too tired?
>blas
Dallas needs to pick up a legit striker
Everyone ded out there but Pappa
Make a run at their tired defense, my alcoholic friend
>>63446238
>NO GALAXY
DROPPED
Is there any chance that Dallas wins in a shootout?
>>63446331
>you now remember Kenny Cooper before Tyronne Marshal broke his leg
;__;
>>63446196
If he were back on FCD this game would be approximately 15% memer
Seattle just looks dead.
>>63446366
Seattle is traditionally shit at converting penalties.
Frei is a significantly better keeper though
>>63446318
Leonel Alvarez
I bet Sounders would love to go the shootout at this point. They are gassed and can't create decent offense all game long.
>>63446374
>naming your baby Phoenix
FFS Brekken
>>63446375
Not much to do there, fa-
Oh you meant the team
>>63446374
So many great reactions.
>>63446374
I have so many questions about this picture
Most of them is just "Why?'
>>63446371
;_;
>watching a penalty shootout as a non-neutral
>>63446047
>>63446047
>>63446047
Whenever you anons feel like coming over...
>>63446435
>Trying too hard to be cool.
>>63446371
Don't even get us started on broken legs
>>63446459
F. U. C. K. U.
>>63446435
Texans are so fucking weird
>>63446459
Anyone gonna score a goal this time?
>>63446523
yes, 4 of them
Really weird how it turned into a fun match after 85 minutes of super boring shit
>>63446435
>DraftKings ad
I thought I'd be safe from that here
>>63446490
Zak's career ended right there. Poor guy.
>>63446405
yeah that's him ty senpai
Dallas are so scummy
>>63446567
>tfw we'd have two cups if Zakuani had stayed healthy
>tfw no 30 million transfer fee to Man City
Feels bad man
>>63446556
Love.
>>63446569
No problem buddy.
Hey
What if we reach the bump limit?
>>63446584
Not at all classy like Seattle amirite?
>not calling that clear foul on the keeper on the corner
Welp, we know which team the ref wants to win
>>63446624
Worse
Come on
Shootout
Dont mind me, just schitzposting
>>63446624
Dallas has been diving a lot more. I'm just here from /hoc/ but I can see that.
>>63446619
Then we create a second thread.
>>63446619
Then you start the fabled MLS game thread #2
>>63446650
They've got a ton of South Americans. Makes sense.
>>63446619
Probably gonna need a new thread if shootout
>Nesquik ad
Did you know that Nesquik is 79% sugar?
Those fuckers really have a nerve advertising that as healthy for children.
>>63446650
Dallas has always had a bunch latin americans who do that shit
>>63446654
Are away goals still in effect in extra time?
>everyone on the field literally getting sleepy
>>63446682
there is nothing wrong with sugar
>>63446560
>implying
BASED FREI
>>63446724
No.
Why Frei is so based?
>this fucking game
wow so close
good goalkeeping
Christ.
I'm a Timbers fan so I'd kill for seattle schadenfreude but fuck man think of the pdx/sea matchup next round
>>63446682
I love nesquik
Jesus fucking Christ this game
>>63446746
Jesus christ
Lol holy shit Seattle was flopping around there
It's just Frei and Pappa playing for Seattle right now.
ERA FUCKING PENAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If this goes to shootout and Dallas lose I would be salty as fuck if I am a Dallas fan.
>>63446753
Switzerland's missing out
away goals no longer count for more since there's no longer equal play time at each site
>dempshit
>Flop Dempsey
Dempsey flops hard
>clint divesey
>>63446831
I know you're messing but benaglio is fucking incredible m8
Dempshit diving
THIS FUCKING GAME
F
U
C
K
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
>CLINT DIVESY
CUNT DEMPSEY
Seattle is trying to outdive Dallas lol
>>63446854
Didn't say he'd start
>>63446854
.. or was. didn't realise he'd retired internationally
SPAGHETTI BOWL, WHO SPILLS THE MOST?
>Seattle Divers
Gonzales is only 20? Nice find, FCD.
So many sleepy players out there.
Oh boy time for SKILLS COMPETITION NOT TRUE SOCCER BULLSHIT
I T S O N
T
S
O
N
Jesus fuckng Christ
THIS FUCKING GAME
New bread when?
>>63446912
He's the next Mexican GK
>PK
Just
>>63446899
>Not watching Dallas this WHOLE fucking game
>>63446912
He's an academy kid. Been putting in work for the U-23 Mexican team.
>>63446797
So you give them a free pass? No ty.
>>63446870
Not exactly a dive. More like he initiated the contact hoping for a penalty. A foul on Dempsey.
Someone make a new thread for pk shootout
>>63446598
>your team still good enough to roll over US Open Cups
>with or without StevieZak
Don't feel bad man
>Seattle penalties
>>63446950
just this one time in the name of growing MLS
>>63446961
Agreed desu
GAME THREAD #2 FOR THE SHOOTOUT BANTZ MIGRATE IN HERE:
>>63446996
>>63446996
>>63446996
wait since when did dallass sell out their stadium? weren't they god awful with attendance?
>Not putting Shitattle away when you had them on the ropes
You dun goof Dallas
>>63447011
>>63447021
Great coordination m8s
>>63446176
That's pretty smart actually
>>63447044
They were. They used to be around 10k, now they're at about 15k, which is still one of the worst in the league but is significantly better.
Their stadium only holds like 20k so I'm not surprised they can sell out a playoff match
NO LA
NO SEATTLE
MLS IS SAVED
>>63447321
LA here I'm not even mad.
Good for Dallas,hopefully Vancover makes it through.
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