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What went wrong?
Getting screwed by the television companies. It could have held on for another 2-3 seasons at it's pace.
>>63428676
Not enough He Hate Me
>>63428904
That was the last good Mania Taker match tbH, his career could have ended there and it'd be a great final match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjlr3tFrSBU
>>63429224
>>63429224
Cena is way funnier than that kike.
>>63429224
>>63429411
Dunno what this movie is but it is very unrealistic.
This woman is like a 5/10 and Cena could get with at least an 8/10 even if he was a regular guy just based on looks alone.
>>63429449
That's the entire point of this whore's movie. She's the most mediocre at best basic bitch in existence but her entire comedic gimmick is that every dude wants her. Look up her stand ups they're cringe as fuck.
Vince for some reason thought that heavily incorporating pro wrestling elements - even going so far as having pro wrestlers appear during broadcasts, and using pro wrestling commentators as the commentators - into a legitimate sport, would totally make the XFL seem super legit and totally not bush league at all.
>>63429575
Vince is a one hit wonder. He's had countless horrible ideas and the one idea that's worked so far was started by his father who never wanted him in the first place.
>>63429645
>one hit wonder for over 30 years
Did Vince actually give away money in that Million Dollar Mania thing?
>>63429645
>Vince is a one hit wonder
18+
>there are people ITT who GENUINELY believe they could run WWE better than Vince McMahon
>>63429988
>who are 99% of all smarks for $1000
>>63429988
At least I wouldn't constantly feed new stars to Cena senpai.
>>63429645
Shane wanted to buy UFC before it became UFC and Vince said no and was working on XFL
>>63429779
Look at it this way, only thing people bring up when it comes to Punk being "amazing" is one promo and one PPV match.
What memorable thing has he done since?
What storylines was he involved in come 2013?
>>63429988
I couldn't run the whole company but I would definitely be 10 times better with booking and storytelling
My dad still has one of those xfl balls, he loved that shit when it came out
>you will never be a millionaire who should be a billionaire
>>63430217
Just imagine all those young starlets lining up to blow him just for a chance to be on TV...Kelly Kelly or Torrie Wilson seemed like they'd do anything.
>>63430147
Honestly a fair point.
He had great chemistry with Cena, and a great match with Taker, but his title run was really forgettable, aside from a few matches with Bryan and then The Rock
>>63430414
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nr7iEgE7To
>>63430414
I remember when they aired that Cheating Death Stealing Life Eddie guerrero documentary before he died
>>63430414
Still hurts desu
>Getting keked by Roman Reigns in public
THE STATE OF CM KEK
>>63430415
>wanting Test's sloppy seconds
>>63430414
Where's Sashas tryhard tweet about how much she loved eddie to appeal to smarks?
>>63430601
reigns would've cocked his fist inside her instantly
>Cena can't wrestle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHcvMsi2-vI
>>63431555
Nobody thinks that anymore. It's fucking 2015.
>HEY COLE, YOU LIKE THIS?
>>63431684
>Clip from November 2014
Amazing what one year can do.
Of all the years I've seen Cena wrestle, 2015 has been the best of his career.
What do you think about this guy? One of the best russian wrestlers.
https://youtu.be/kYxrhXVPdgs
>>63432058
Is there a russian mandrama federation?
Name this move correctly
>>63431722
KO is based but he honestly is way too vanilla to truly go over
hes just boring
>>63429988
I could book waay better tb%100h. First matter would be to push Christian. Then Kidd + Cesaro as unified tag and world champs (freebird)
>>63432248
Improv Angle Slam?
>>63431555
ADR shoots were rather pleasant to watch t b h
People love to talk about the MotY in WWE, but what has been the worst match of the year so far?
Kane vs Rollins @ HiaC has to be up there. I don't really count divas matches since most of them are bad
>>63432248
Samoan Drop
>>63432248
Samoan Drop 6
>>63432492
Ryback vs. Big Show BY FAR
>>63432492
Bray vs Taker was pretty shit
>>63432492
IC Elimination Chamber
>>63432483
close
>>63432515
>>63432561
no 2k16 can't name anything right
>>63432628
>Oh God, that actually happened this year
Fuck, I was *this* close to forgetting about it.
>>63432248
The tacoshellshock
>>63432141
Yes, we have 2 federations. IWF (HФP for google) and northen storm wrestling. But we have only 2-3 good wrestlers.
>>63432593
It was average.
>>63432492
Ryback vs Kane was this year right
>>63432628
The tag match was more messed up.
>>63432628
Holy shit I can't believe I forgot about this match. What a piece of shit ppv.
Honestly fuck you I'd love to see this shit in the fed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEBZXOr88sE
>>63432492
Ziggler vs Rusev at summerslam was pretty shit too
>>63433029
Was that the one where Rusev lost to a shoe or the one where it ended in a distinctly unsatisfying way like a double count-out?
>>63433155
Indeed. I'm looking back to ppvs this year and Stardust vs Goldust was also pretty shitty. That and absolutely no one cared
>>63432973
Wtf is this? Because it's not wrestling. It looks like two guys doing gymnastics. Smh, i'll stick with Flair v Funk, Austin v Bret, when men were men! Not this flipping around bullshit.
>>63431684
Virgins do.
>>63428676
Too many gimmicks for football. Also, trying to take the NFL head on.
Should have just been a developmental league, honestly.
>>63433222
Benoit and Regal matches are better
Reminder that CM Punk is a crybaby and a coward. He said all of that shit about Ryback behind his back.
>>63433502
>coward
>leaves fake fighting for real fighting
>>63432973
There is a reason why WWE doesnt do stuff like this.
It looks stupid and does not appeal to casual viewers.
Yes it is impressive athletically but it ruins all suspension of disbelief and will turn so many people off from the product.
>>63433545
>MMA
>real fighting
When will they sign him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL88uIcB2mg
>63433545
>UFC
>Real
>>63433545
>MMA
>real fighting
>>63433647
Do you have the gif of him doing the double rotation moonsault?
>>63430033
Wow you can totally see cole reading from the script
>>63434170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBxbP-AmWYA
>>63434170
>thinking there is a script for every line of commentary
>>63434383
i know theres not one for every line, but the endings ya
Time to post some Infamous/Unscripted moments in wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m959JGdOnpM
>>63434170
Those are his notes.
>>63434606
I'm not sitting through 7 minutes of outlel, wheres the incident?
>>63434170
HEY COLE! STOP READING THE SCRIPT
wrestling is not a sport
>>63434753
fast forward to the part where Teddy starts doing shooting stars on unsuspecting guys and just jumps off the cage like an asshole.
>>63434308
Is Eddie even in the HoF?
>>63433647
Can he wrestle though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idybI0nmfSk
>>63435063
Yup, class of 2006
Kalisto plays like a fucking 12 year old
>going for it every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY8HT6Rb5Zc
>>63435063
pretty sure he was inducted by [redacted]
>>63433568
>it ruins all suspension of disbelief
It doesn't. Look at how well it's played at Lucha Underground
>implying any pro wrestling is realistic
>>63433568
Someone post Bray summoning the lightning
>>63435514
If Benoit died of natural causes do you think he would have been inducted the year he died too?
>the survivor series theme is taylor swift's bad blood
WWE is dead
>>63435441
>not going for it every time
>>63435789
At least Cool for the Summer was a fun song
>>63435950
>no fuck machine
Post the good shit, faggot
>>63429449
Cena has outright admitted before that he would bang fat, ugly chicks all the damn time.
>>63435950
>>63435985
How much engineering ability would it take to build a fuck machine? I want to try it on a girl.
>>63435554
>in Lucha Underground
You said all that needs to be said, when you didn't defend what they were doing.
>>63435441
You think Kalisto has his mask on at all times in the locker room
>>63434851
Since Bretkek's not doing it....
>poortugal
Is Reigns the only logical choice for the title if they want to save their ratings?
>>63430414
Miss ya, Eddie.
>>63436162
>Reigns
>not a ratings killer
>>63436130
No, which is how people found him without his mask on total divas
>>63431555
Reminder that Del Rio also said that one of the best guys he ever worked with was Dolph Ziggler.
I hope Reigns cheats to win the tournament but doesn't join the authority
>>63432248
Hunicara is pretty based to be honest.
>>63436376
He should join The Rock and they should both become heels. Call them themselves the Rock and Reigns Connection.
>A+ player they said
>crossfit works they said
>>63436347
Reminder that Del Rio also said that Christian was one of the best ever, a genius, and the only guy he could get in the ring with and not have to worry or think about spots or what to do next.
>>63436491
doesn't appear seth does many squats
>>63436436
>Reigns struggled to do this on Kofi
JJ and Gable are bretty gud tbqh
Also which will cause more orgasms Reigns vs Balor or Orton vs Balor?
>>63436162
I don't know about the ratings, but he really is the only logical choice unless they give it to bork. No one else is even close to the WHC right now. Giving it to anyone else would be a genuine swerve imo
>>63436162
Rock and him are going to become ultra face together and then Reigns will betray him and go heel
cap this
>>63436347
>>63436497
>>63431555
So basically Ziggler, Christian, and Cena are the goats in the eyes of people who actually wrestle, and not smarks?
>>63436580
>Balor
Seriously stop with him. He was big in Japan but as well all know that doesn't mean he'll make it in WWE. His Demon entrance is cool and will be for the first 3-5 weeks on main roster. But then once he talks and wrestles and goes in and out of his Demon phase everyone will realize he's CAW #57576385 with 0 personality.
Debut when
>>63436566
When din cara does it the other guy reaches for his head and pulls himself up. When Roman does it its all him. Looks much better too. Based Roman
>>63433647
They already were gonna sign him years ago, but they passed on him because everyone backstage was marking out for him too much.
>>63436768
>tfw no Birds of War vs Shield feud
>>63434063
Thanks senpai thought I would get more replies though tobh
>you now remember Seth Rollins
man what a great career he could've had
>>63433926
I got ya senpai.
>>63436761
He'll be pushed like a motherfucker and you know it
>>63436768
Tribute to the Troops 2016, after Daivari comes back to manage The Terrorist
>>63434170
I'm pretty sure he's just looking at a monitor.
>>63436752
isnt he scared
isnt the guy hes flying the fuck into scared
why isnt the crowd responding at all
>>63435718
Yes, if Benoit didn't murder his wife and kid, he would be in the HOF.
Watching nxmeme for the first time, who is the qt against Eva Marie?
when will he be in the fed?
>>63437033
He didn't murder them, that was that satanic bastard kevin sullivan
>>63436491
>Seth Rollins is the future of the WWE
>shit booking, multiple botches and an extended injury leave
Well, they certainly got that right.
>>63436497
>and the only guy he could get in the ring with and not have to worry or think about spots or what to do next
He actually also said this same thing about Ziggler.
>>63436491
Well, to be fair, the guy was completely healthy and injury free for years before all this happened. In fact, he hasn't missed a single RAW since his debut and he almost always works house shows.
>>63437255
>mmmMMMM Ziggler your dick tastes so good!
Remember that time the shield were flown in from a house show to raw and they showed it on the titantron?
Based as fuck.
>>63437039
Gionna Daddio. Her ring name is apparently Marley, but they just announcer her as Local Competitor because they'll probably change that name at some point.
POST PREDICTIONS FOR SURVIVOR SERIES
>>63437684
What a qt
>>63437877
Fucking book it
>>63437949
Cesaro to get squashed in Rd1
Big Show
Kane
Reigns
Seamus to all make it to the semi finals
>>63432731
Underated post
>>63437949
ROMANWINSLOL
Just rewatching No Way Out 99 here lads.
How GOAT was Steph during this run
Absolute babe
>>63437949
Owens
Laser
Reigns
Del Rio
Laser
Reigns
Laser?
>>63437949
Everyone goes to the final round except Cesaro.
>>63436703
Yes. They just get it.
>>63429988
Vince is a genius in some ways.
He was the first guy to go world wide and totally ditch the antiquated "territory" model, and he did wonders to survive the Monday Night wars. People tend to forget what a major draw WCW once was because of the final years, but it was huge and WWF were pretty much hemorrhaging money and talent at one point.
But that's the thing with Vince. He's at his best when the odds are against him. Part of the reason why the WWE product is so stale is because Vince CAN play it safe, and so he does. Why innovate? Why risk anything? We're the only real big company around anyway
>>63438036
Prime Steph was hands down the best eye-candy in WWE history.
>>63438173
The biggest gamble Vince has taken has been floating on the stock exchange and WWE Network
both are going to be slow burns
In 10yrs WWE Network will be looked at like Netflix is today.
>>63438284
AYY LMAO
>>63438173
>He's at his best when the odds are against him
Yfw BMJ is Vince's self insert
>>63438326
WWE Network may not last the distance, but it will encourage other brands like F1, MLB, NFL, NHL, FIFA etc to put out streaming services with entire back catalogues
Is Daniel Bryan ever getting cleared, bros?
>>63438173
>We're
Vince go away
>>63438459
Even if Bryan gets cleared he will never go above IC title again.
He has been given the big strap 3 times and been an absolute fucking failure every single time.
WWE would suffer having a hipster manlet like him at the top.
>>63438459
Bryan is ded, they're covering it up.
>inb4 b-but i saw him on x or x
That wasn't him bro, that's his replacement.
He's taking a long time to return because they have to teach his replacement how to wrestle.
>>63438603
But what about Brie?
>>63428676
what kinda suit this other nigga got on?
>>63438722
She's aware, she took time off to grieve for him.
>>63438459
Yes, he'll eventually be cleared, but not until after they give Roman his first title win. They really don't want Bryan's overness to get in the way of his push yet again.
>>63438284
>In 10yrs WWE Network will be looked at like Netflix is today.
I disagree that it'll ever be that huge, just because the product IS so stale. Why would millions of subs ever pay to watch yet another 20 minute promo or whatever?
i do respect Vince for at least taking that gamble though. He obviously saw that entertainment is more and more moving in favor of online models, and he's jumping on that ship. The Network will do OK, but it won't ever set the world on fire. Not while the product is what it is currently
>>63438603
Also its perfect, when the imposter "returns" he can wrestle a safe, boring style, and everyone will just say its ok because of his injuries. They will still pop for the yes chants
>>63438802
Im not saying in size, but it was the first of the major sporting franchises to effectively have an on demand service with a back library.
I know NHL has something similar, but its not as in depth.
>>63429224
Not bad.
Does this mean I like Cena the character but not Cena the WWE character but I do like Cena the man?
>>63437684
She might be cuter than Bliss
>>63437996
Thanks senpai
>>63438875
Pretty much, they just need his replacement to emulate what he's done in wwe, pretty much just his meme kicks and yes chants.
Keep an eye out though when bryan returns, you might notice some differences here and there in his appearance, voice etc.
>>63437684
I call dibs. She's my waifu. Get your own, faggots.
>>63437684
>emoji shirt
all waifu material gone
>>63438981
He better remember to call ryback The Ryback
>>63439110
He already has.
What did she see?
>>63439090
>caring about her clothes
>not wanting to see her without them on
Nigga you gay
I can't be the only one one who think Heath Slater is more talented than the role he ended up with.
>>63439162
her reflection.
>>63439162
The current ratings
>>63439162
THE CULT OF PERSONALITYYYYYYYYYY
https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/3q4l5t/the_most_gorgeous_man_in_wwe_or_the_earth_finn/
Thoughts?
>>63439162
That giant wart on your 4 1/2 inch penis.
>>63439235
>>>/reddit/
>>63439235
Back to rebbit with you.
>>63439225
If CM Punk was still in WWE he would be having sex with Becky Lynch........absolute guarantee he would be smashing that.
>>63439235
Finn looks like a demon lizard man.
Tyler Breeze is the only answer to this question.
>>63439276
virgin detected.
>yfw there will never be another stable as original as The Right to Censor ever again
http://strawpoll.me/5959014
Who would you book to win the SS tournament?
>>63438936
She's definitely cuter than Bliss I'd say.
Bliss does have dat ass though I'll give her that.
>>63439274
if i too was still in the wwe i would be having sex with becky lynch.
/CorbinClub/ WW@?
>>63439276
Agreed, Tyler is the only answer.
>>63439157
What about Total Divas?
>>63439426
I would have Dbry make a surprise return to win it all.
>>63439162
Roman Reigns picking up a microphone.
>>63439563
He died this year, anything recorded somewhere around a few months after he gave ryback the IC title is his replacement.
Bryan died shortly after passing the torch onto the ryback.
>>63439550
>no selfietron
dropped the ball hard
>>63439162
Her husbando getting spit roasted
>>63439162
Finn's xrays showing a lego lodged deep inside his rectum.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2587280-the-undertaker-vs-john-cena-rumored-as-a-wwe-wrestlemania-32-main-event?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-UK
The fuck is this shit?
>>63439829
A draw
>>63439829
Dirtsheet clickbait
>>63439829
>dirtsheets
Sounds cool though
>>63439829
A stupidly long url.
>Using facebook
get out of my 4chin
>tv is on in the background
>look at it for a moment
>Blade
>hey I know that guy
>it's fucking Triple H
am I the only one who pops when he sees a wrestler in a random movie?
>>63439912
I like when urls say everything so I don't have to copy and paste it.
John Cena just keeps getting betther with age desu.
>>63439953
Yeah, that's Blade 3. That movie was pretty shit.
>>63439953
>Blade
>random movie
B
>>63439953
Kurt Angle was in Dylan Dog
>>63440002
Not saying it's good as I only have my tv on to have some background noise, seeing Haitchs face with long hair got me going though
>>63440012
I know the previous ones. Just talking about random wrestler appearances, that you just don't expect when you never watched some movie before.
Saw Austin a few times in some, too
>>63440002
blad 2 > blade > shit > blade the series > horse shit > blade 3
Wasn't there a rule in the 80 and early 90s that prohibited anyone but managers to be accompanying someone at ringside? I remember vaguely some storylines where faces would be sent backstage while legal heel managers laughed and stayed at ringside.
They should enforce that shit again. Mostly in the Divashit.
>>63440078
Agreed.
>>63439861
>le ded streak man that got eaten by braaayyy lmao vs a cunt nobody likes that can only leech off indy rasslers' flippyshit
>a draw
Stop drinking moose piss, you dunce hat.
>>63440078
Why is horse shit worse than regular shit?
>>63440069
>you now remember when SCSA said nigger on the longest yard
>>63440167
Said it right to Nelly's face too.
>>63440078
I'd rather step in horse shit than in shit. Get your shit together, man.
claydavis.jpg
>>63440100
That rule had to be specifically enforced prior to the match, i.e. no one can be ringside -- and it's usually done through a storyline where the manager has interfered with multiple matches.
>yfw all the Kevin Owens giving shit to Cole is a slow build to WM where Undertaker retires and Cole begins the new streak by beating KO clean to go 2-0 at WM
>>63440165
Smells worst? I don't know senpai just trying to make a point.
So what is the 5v5 match going to be at SS?
>>63439829
god i hope not. i'm going to be there, certainly not a match i want to see
>>63440167
Honestly I could watch movies with Austin all the time, his voice feels so good when I hear it
quite as good as JR when watching wrestling
>>63440268
Horse shit does not smell worse than shit. Have you ever been in a farm?
>>63439953
JTG was in some low budget movie called "Bad Night".
Fucking israel you have never posted a hot clip ever, you fucking Jew
>>63440537
Canada when are you going to return Mr. Garrison?
>>63440408
Thanks for a nice webm, my jewish friend
>>63439430
She definitely doesn't have Bliss's jew schnozzer.
>>63440408
So is this the new nsfw gimmick? Beats swedekeks scat spam desu.
>>63440783
>new
>>63439829
>Cena vs. Taker
>WWE suddenly pretends the streak is still intact
>the whole build is Cena saying he'll retire if he doesn't win
>>63440995
Cena is the perfect guy to retire Taker tbqhaswyf
My boy Roman Reigns will be WWE WHC within 30 hours time.
DWI
Who do you guys think is the most deserving of the internet championship belt?
Zach ryders dead online.
I think It should be chuckie T.
>This fucking caller on Wrestling Observer Live
>Inb4OutrawRadio
CRIIIIINGE
>>63441106
Poor Zack. WWE is going to keep him under contract forever and do nothing with him.
>wwe has something about aj styles on their website
does this mean they have their eyes set on signing him?
https://streamable.com/8h0q
Why can't anyone in WWE do this?
>>63441095
The tournament is at Survivor Series idiot.
>>63441183
Poor fucking Zack
If the guy had any balls he would attempt to do something and get himself over again
>>63441237
He did last year actually and WWE told him to stop.
>>63441237
>getting yourself buried again
For what purpose?
has anyone else been having issues with the WWE network I can't watch anything without flash player crashing
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/3s2huo/is_roman_reigns_over_or_not/
>reddit actually thinks baleeb man is over with anybody
>>63441268
>watching a woman get fucked by a machine
How uncomfortable with your sexuality do you have to be to find this attractive or arousing ?
>>63441183
Yeah, he didn't deserve any of the shit that was piled on him. He should be being used somewhere in the midcard on the main roster instead of teaming with fucking Mojo Rawley in NXT.
>>63441310
liking roman is officially reddit
EIGHTEEN FUCKING PLUS
>>63441321
Now this is Podracing!
>>63441321
(Fucking jews their going to use their money to manufacture sex machines to get all the women off real dick and start getting japan to manufacture waifu merchandise so they can get money.)
Real talk though they bringing back cena to cover for reigns?
>>63441310
He's currently more over than every active wrestler. It's okay to have a hatred of Roman due to jealousy, but there is no need to be delusional.
>that time a vanilla midget went over two members of a trips-led stable in the main event at a landmark wrestlemania
what was vince thinking?
>>63441518
I'd rather Reigns to take the belt from Seth than Cena. As much as I love Cena WWE needs to build stars, and Reigns might not be the best but it'll be an interesting title run if only because it's something different.
>>63441603
>He's currently more over than every active wrestler
That's false even if he is somewhat over.
Ambrose, Cesaro, Owens, Ziggler, and now Del Rio are all more over than Reigns.
Going to Raw tomorrow night. Lately I've been falling asleep while watching at home so how will I survive.
>>63441661
It's going to be in every Wrestlemania Moments montage. Moreso now that they can't show Andre and Hogan.
>>63441740
You can't possibly believe that, can you? Is this bait?
>>63441772
Going live is always way better than watching at home. You'll likely enjoy yourself no matter what.
>>63441772
Don't worry, I'm sure Vince will come out and tell the crowd to wake up again.
>>63441792
Every superstar I mentioned gets better pops than Reigns in even the markiest of cities, so why would it be bait?
You can also add Ryback and The New Day to the list, too. The only one I could see any good argument against would be Owens.
>>63441934
Owens is easily the most over out of any of the people you mentioned.
Damn, RAW is in London tomorrow? Guess I won't be watching it live then. UK crowd is always too goddamn cringeworthy to watch RAW live, I need to be able to fast forward.
Reigns champion when?
>>63442042
I'm really shocked they didn't mention it once last week. Usually they act like it's a big deal.
>People actually want Finn Bálor to debut in the Survivor Series tournament
There's so much wrong with this--this goes for *any* NXT talent.
As great as it is getting the spotlight at a big PPV like this, there's NO WAY they're going to win the *entire tournament* on their debut.
Unless Creative can find a way to book a "Mystery Match" for SS, you can't have a guy debut in the tournament, only to eventually lose.
>B-But what if he wins?
lolokay.
>>63442214
Yeah its not time for him right now. He will be coming up soon though because lack of talent.
http://themousepad.yuku.com/reply/803893/WWE-Divas-Foot-Slave-Slash#.Vj_ucr_02yw
>>63439953
Saw RVD in a shitty movie. Best thing about it.
>>63442471
was it the one with Batista, too?
>>63442507
Nah it was on Netflix. Three-Headed Shark or something like that?
>>63429546
She only has a career because US Senator Chuck Schumer is her uncle.
>>63442419
AJ fans are the worst
>but her entire comedic gimmick is that every dude wants her
Meanwhile at a feminist gala she tells a story about the time she raped a man and gets thunderous applause.
>>63442604
What?
>>63442085
Survivor Series senpai.
>>63442604
Well, yeah. It's not every day you get raped by an unfunny "comedian". Shit's hilarious.
>>63442554
sounds retarded
there's some movie with RVD and Batista though, called Wrong Side of Town. Nothing spectacular
HEY COLE CHECK THIS OUT
>>63439829
>Dirtsheets
I gotta say it actually feels good to be finally excited for RAW again. Interested to see what kind of clusterfuck of a tourney they pull out of their ass
>>63442864
>muh odds
>>63442910
Seth finally figured out a way to increase ratings
>>63442953
>no Bond movie where Cesaro plays Bond and Batista the main villain
SOMEONE BOOK IT
>>63442944
>le Seth killed the ratings maymay
Enough already, this meme isnt even funny anymore. The garbage booking and lack of roster depth is killing the ratings.
>>63443011
>swiss man playing bond
I'm a cesaro fan but no
>>63443078
better have a nig-nog play bond then right lad
>>63443108
Idris Elba 2bh
>>63443108
Yes. There's nothing wrong with black people.
Now go back to /r9k/ or /v/ and spam some more of your faggy screenshots you child.
>>63443011
It would just be some rip off film from WWE Studios.
Reminder that we never actually saw Rollins drop the world title.
>>63443108
safe-spacing this hard.
>>63443175
based feel
Reminder that of the last 4 champions:
>Bryan
>Cena
>Lesnar
>Rollins
Only Cena has dropped the belt clean and put someone over.
>>63443175
we never saw bryan lose the world title either, and he never got a title shot.
it will be no different for seth.
>>63443175
Based A+ player, too good to just drop the title.
>Tfw Rollins is the only current wrestler whose merch I own but I still take part in Jasethy trolling
>>63443495
>Literally a black albino.
>>63443495
>owning wrestling clothing
Jesus christ.
Do you actually wear that in public?
Aren't you embarrassed?
>>63443495
She looks higher than her cousin back in her outlaw days
>>63443495
she looks like one of the hos in the GTA games
>>63443863
Some wrestling clothes look great even if you don't know the wrestler.
The DA Ambrose shirt, for example.
>>63443863
Yeah man I'm so ashamed bro you have no idea man
>>63443863
>hiding your powerlevel
>>63443943
>Some wrestling clothes look great even if you don't know the wrestler.
No, no, no. Absolutely not.
You should feel ashamed. Wearing a wrestling T-shirt in public is as bad as jerking off in public.
>>63439829
>yfw biker taker vs doctor of thuganomics
>>63443942
>you made me drop my sprunk
>>63444019
>as bad as jerking off in public.
>>63444019
Did you get lost on your way to the basebore thread?
>>63442042
Its in Manchester not London.
>>63444019
Is that you Devitt?
>>63444019
I have the nxt kevin owens shirt. Normies think it means knockout.
britain pls keep your citizens away from our bliss
>>63444075
Next tour is in London, yes?
>>63444053
I don't like baseball. I DO like wrestling. Not WWE per se, but I enjoy ROH and New Japan.
WWE is for children. You might as well be wearing My Little Pony shirts if you're going to wear WWE merch.
>>63444094
>this is the Britain they want
>>63444094
T H I C K
>>63444094
Literally perfect.
>>63444131
>I enjoy ROH and New Japan.
>>63444094
Hi blisskuck
>>63444094
>UK
>white
>>63444131
Trip on devitt
>>63444131
>I enjoy ROH and New Japan.
What exactly happened between Macho Man and Stephanie McMahon.
>>63444209
too soon.
>>63444231
Randy fucked a 17 year old Stephanie when she was young and getting hormonal. Pedo faggots like to think she was only like 11-13 to satisfy their perversion.
>>63443943
>The DA Ambrose shirt, for example.
>>63444094
>diversity
>one white person
>>63443863
>Not owning the GOAT purple Macho Man shirt
Faggot
>>63443495
Why is she white?
>>63444337
I actually saw a dude wearing this in the train. He was jacked too.
>>63444179
>>63444224
I'm sorry. Are you guys going to pretend WWE's current product is better than that of ROH and NJPW?
Need I remind you that out of all 13 five star matches in the past 10 years, ROH and NJPW have a combined total of 11 of those 13 matches? And that WWE only has 1, which, mind you, featured someone who was brought up in ROH?
>>63444404
> I enjoy ROH and New Japan.
>>63444404
bruh ROH has been pretty fucking boring lately
>>63444390
It's a good shirt brah, should get one, may Macho Man always watch over
>>63444272
Having sex with a woman below the age of consent by definition makes you a pedophile.
>>63444404
> I enjoy ROH and New Japan.
>>63444404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPRuL9ACZeM
>>63444404
Wrestling with stories >>>>> wrestling without stories.
>>63444404
Only one?
Which one it was?
>>63444449
>17 is below the age of consent in most states
>>63444449
Inb4 a 35 year old comes in and diffentiates between pedo and ephebo
>>63444430
>ROH has been pretty fucking boring lately
And yet still better than WWE.
ROH will be on the upswing with The Young Bucks working full time now.
>>63444496
CM Punk vs John Cena MITB 2011
>>63444546
>ROH will be on the upswing with The Young Bucks working full time now.
>>63444546
>ROH will be on the upswing with The Young Bucks working full time now.
>>63444546
>The Young Business Exposers
No thanks
>>63444546
Young Bucks are shit though.
>>63444546
>ROH will be on the upswing with The Young Bucks working full time
>outlaw wrestling
>>63444546
Put your fucking trip on devitt.
>>63443946
>shopping out the fucking awful wwe logo
you can't be fucking serious
>ROH will be on the upswing with The Young Bucks working full time now.
>>63444546
Lol.
>>63444546
Does this mean they won't be in NJPW anymore? TYBG
>>63435441
>Miz doing a fake field goal
What a scrub. If anything, you do a toss there for an easy first down.
>>63444640
>fucking awful
dont be so dramatic
>>63444654
They will.
>>63444546
>ROH will be on the upswing with The Young Bucks working full time now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au0Qgl9m8bw
>these guys are already 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time TNA tag team champions
The official objective actual accurate wrestling promotion/company/show power rankings of accurate objectiveness:
>1. Lucha Underground
>2. PWG
>3. AAA
>4. CZW
>5. Chikara
>6. NJPW
>7. Everything not listed
>8. NXT
>9. ROH
>10. WWE
>11. TNA
>>63444767
Guaranteed Replies
>>63444767
>AAA that high after getting kucked out of their belt and that shitshow of a Tripplemania
>>63444767
You want this (You)?
>>63444877
Do (You)?
>>63444640
I didn't shop it out, I copy and pasted it it from google images you spastic.
>>63444973
the fact that it's been shopped in the first place shows that it looks shit tbqhwymf
>>63444572
>>63444559
You would deny the star power of The Young Bucks?
The Young Bucks are a proven draw with talent to boot.
>>63445184
>36,000 (packed)
>>63445184
Weren't they those Generation Me fucks in TNA? I hated those guys.
>When you give outlaw wrestling a chance and it's just a bunch of dyels slapping their thighs and wrestling with no psychology
Can Dave Meltzer actually speak English? He sounds like a fucking retard
>>63445308
Try this one.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qa423
>>63445308
>no psychology
Love this meme.
Watch any of the Joe vs Punk series from ROH. Or Shinsuke Nakamura from NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9. Davey Richards vs Michael Elgin. Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Minoru Suzuki. Okada vs Tanahashi. Come on. You can do better than that.
1. big guy ryback
2. roman big dog reigns
3. rvd
4. boogyman
5. sandman
6. 2007 batista
7. john cena
8. 2007 the great khali
9. 2007 legend killer randy orton
10. 2007 ic champion jef hardy
999999. dean ambrose
9999999999. kevin obese owens
>>63445419
I watched wrestle kingdom 9 family. Mostly cause of JR commentating, I liked it too but it's always hit or miss with Outlaw wrestling. Too spot monkey-ish for my taste.
>>63429449
she dated pro wrestler dolph ziggler in real life and her movie is based on her real life dating experiences.
as for how hot or not she is, i say a 6-7 that can make me laugh gets bumped up to an 8.5. humor is important to keep in the gene pool people. bust a nut in a comedienne for science.
>>63445497
Comedy is literally the lowest form of entertainment you dumb spic.
>>63445497
>6-7
>>63445497
>i say a 6-7 that can make me laugh gets bumped up to an 8.5. humor is important to keep in the gene pool people. bust a nut in a comedienne for science.
peor gusto nunca
>>63430414
His feud with JBL was the best
>yfw JBL assaulted Eddie Gurerro"s MOTHER in the ring
>>63445497
Dolph Zigger should have higher standards.
Why does /r/squaredcircle hate Sheamus?
>>63445704
daniel bryan
>>63445698
She was his beard senpai.
>>63432628
Yes, this.
>>63445684
I guess you could say JBL stiffed her good...
>>63437143
And the Purple Haze
>>63445698
He could have been using her to break in to comedy.
>>63445704
Is this post implying that there are people that don't hate Sheamus?
>>63445885
He's a 10/10 heel and one of the best mic workers left in WWE
>>63445885
He is a top heel
>>63438036
That was 2001 ya jabroni.
>>63445548
lower than an arena full of trailer park creepers yelling at sweaty men in spandex? ok rosbifriend
>>63445961
I fucking love his entrance now just for that light trick. Marked hard when I first saw it.
>>63446115
Why are you here?
>>63439953
>pops
>>63445607
6 in her sketches
7 when she puts on a dress (standup specials)
reasonable chub fellas, reasonable chub
>>63440294
Was gonna be Team Taker v Team Wyatt but it's up in the air whether they'll do that now because of this tournament.
>>63446117
it's great
too bad his titantron is a fucking Powerpoint slideshow
>>63444019
Roddy Piper Hotrod shirt would be cool
>>63446162
oink oink
>>63446162
No mano, this bitch is one lazy eye away from being cast as The Hunchback of Notre-Dame.
>>63446211
Rub some BBQ sauce on that hoss.
>>63441740
>Cesaro
>Del Rio
Can't tell if this is bait or not.
>>63428676
he innovated the camera above the field and camera men on the field inbetween plays
>>63446162
Sure thing.
cant wait for the next thread to unvail some hilarious irony, all based on WWE wanting their cake and eating it too and now back at square one with it probably going to be impossible to do if they arent able to coddle and protect the next champ like did Nikki or any other part-timer who doesnt do house shows
>>63446146
came for xfl talk - saw cena clips from schumer's movie - tried to explain why he is in the movie in the first place - here we are.
you?
also
>liking pro wrestling
>liking amy schumer
you don't have to pick one or the other
>>63446248
>the lack of tits/ass for her weight
absolutely disgusting 2bh
Remember the time Wade Barrett came out right after a Triple H promo and Hunter gave him a low blow for no reason?
>>63446311
>liking pro wrestling
>liking amy schumer
you don't have to pick one or the other
post sasha banks pics for me to fap to and ill try to finish before 500
>>63446393
>>63446348
No but sounds funny. Got a link?
>>63446460
starting
>>63446521
You can do it.
>>63446248
it's her awful lower half that really kills it for me.
if she had a thick thighs and ass to go with the chub i'd probably go for it but she's one of those really awkward chubby broads with chicken legs
it doesn't help that her face is like 3/10 either
>>63445256
Is that Mick with Cornette?
>>63445684
JBL in that era could have good feud with just about anyone to be honest
>>63446631
>Is that Mick with Cornette?
lol hes coming back alraedy cause seth couldnt hack it
daily reminder the last 2 vacancies were Seth and Bryan
literal b plus players
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/663477109227167744
>>63446785
not sure if retarded or just pretending
>>63444094
>literally all empty seats
>memext
>>63430560
>heat in 2015
https://twitter.com/WWEUniverse/status/662463006123520000
https://twitter.com/WWEUniverse/status/662460873479319555
>>63444131
I disagree with the sentiment but agree with publicly mocking anyone who wears any promotions wrestling attire in public
>>63446871
Thats pretty fucking funny.
>>63444131
show of horns for MLP is RAW and for Seth to get well soon
^:)
>>63446944
>YOU THINK THATS FUNNY, AUSTRALIA?
>YOU THINK THATS FUNNY?
>AUSTRALIA SUCKS!
>*pics up australia flag on the way to the ring an throws it*
Does anyone else feel reallybad that Seth got injured? Do you thik he will comeback as a babyface?
>>63447040
he was already a babyface
if they put the belt on roman hes gonna be burried even more cause he didnt earn it
gaurntee they ahve shamus cash in an then just have them fued for the next 6 months
>>63447018
I would cheer for that.
>>63446493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxEyiLuFjbY#t=2m1s
>he was ic champ
Why won't WWE just put the IC or US title on Reigns?
He's not over enough for WHC and there's no saving him if he wins it as SS. But staying at a midcard level for a while could calm the massive hatred for him and give him some time to get over.
>>63447401
tattoos actually last quite a while
HEY COLE
>>63447650
>barbed wire trampstamp
>ever
>>63447591
>But staying at a midcard level for a while could calm the massive hatred for him
Nigga he's been in the midcard for 6 months.
>>63432248
Fireman takedown
>>63428879
Wait a second... Vince, is that you?
>Frogsplash
>Not one drop of water
>>63429546
You haven't actually listen to her stand up, have you? Her comedic gimmick is she's a slut.
>>63447840
Frogs are amphibious.
>>63447591
his rub is straight from the top.
i don't think he'll win the title until it's off Lesnar clean. He'll feud with Shaemus but be screwed over again, this little momentum he has will be stretched all the way will his RR 2nd win and WM
and you can BELIEEEEEEE THAT
>>63447591
Massive hatred for him was so Wrestlemania 31
He needs to go places, not stagnate in a title defense position
>>63428676
What went wrong in that photos is they didn't fix Vince McMahon's sleeve.
>>63447840
>Zig Zag
>Opponent goes straight down
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH /wwe/ DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! ^:) YOUR POSTS AND FEEEEEL THE POWWWWAHHHHHHHHHH
>>63447690
>owens is so vile and hated by the wwe univserse!
>>63428676
Vince. Vince went wrong. He admittedly had some good, innovative ideas, but wasn't willing to admit some of his ideas weren't so awesome.
>>63447884
He needs that extra material so his pythons don't come tearing out.
Would you step in the ring against Brock Lesnar in a shoot fight if it meant you win the right to have Sasha Banks bury her ass in your face while Paige jerks you off?
>tfw Carlito returns and wins the title at Survivor Memies
>>63446868
dat bait tho
>>63448084
No.
>tfw /trash/ is actually a good board
>>63448077
Do I win that just for stepping in the ring? I'm in.
>>63448077
Nah
>>63448204
Theres like only one good thread there nigga.
>>63446248
... I hate to admit it, but I spent an entire semester chasing after her when we were at Towson together. I swear she was cuter back then. Or it could have been the alcoholic fugue I lived in for 4 years...
>>63448077
Can I replace Paige for Becky? If so yes.
>>63448077
Have sex, maybe then you won't have to imagine up such scenarios
>>63448077
Add Becky in there ready to receive my dick in her ass and I'll let brock break both my arms
>>63448077
No, what type of disgusting virgin with low fucking standards do you have to be to sign up for that?
>>63448336
Says the guy pleading for everyone to have sex for him all day, sorry pal, but you have to lose your own virginity.
>>63448373
>>63448336
Hey, not everybody here is a bitch. Just take the beating and get a prize. You're no casanova by definition since you post here.
Also, I'm talking about Sasha, Paige and now Becky. They're part of the diva's revolution. It means more.
>>63448391
That line is pretty good but dont overuse it, don't waste it on jobbers, save it for main event guys.
>>63448427
>>63448480
r.i.p bryan
>>63437877
that's one of the only main event matches we haven't seen
Taker vs Cena
tap
>>63448480
So Bryan told Roman to do that same spot to him at fast lane
>>63448466
>Everyone who posts here is a loser like me
Nice projection.
>>63448480
>Bryan bullying Ryback
Classic
>>63448510
Okay pham
>>63448504
There's plenty of main event matches we haven't seen.
I'm still anticipating Rollins vs HHH.
>>63448480
>>63448427
Hell No Bryan was the best. His hair wasn't too long and the didn't force him to do the same 5 moves every match
>>63437877
This shit sounds fucking terrible unless the deadman becomes the badass
will he be back?
>>63446580
I hate those shoes that make girls' toes pop out. Looks uncomfortable and stupid as fuck...
>>63448614
>That OP image
>>63448603
>that disgusting giant mole
>>63448790
>>63448790
>>63448790
Seth is coming back
>>63448844
shiettttt
