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>Jurgen Loss
HAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE MATE AHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUCKING FUNNY
*sigh*
jesus fucking CHRIST ABLS ARE DUMB
IT TAKES TIME
HE'S BEEN IN CHARGE FOR SEVEN GAMES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING VULTURES OUT TO GET US
EQUALLY I COULD SHITPOST ABOUT HOW KLOPP HAS ONLY LOST 1 GAME AS LIVERPOOL MANAGER BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING RETARD SO I WONT
FUCK OFF
IS EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING BOARD OBSESSED WITH LIVERPOOL
>>63423906
can't tell if satire or genuine liverpool fan.
>mfw liverpool fans are impossible to parody because they are beyond parody themselves
>flopp
>>63427042
it's pasta
>>63427235
god I hate that cockney cunt, Klopp should have pasted him, ripped his finger off and shoved it down his scrawny throat until he choked to death
>>63423906
>he thinks he stands a chance at competing with the GOAT level of mad
>>63427235
BASED PARDEW
You can't expect to jump around like a prick when your team scores and then not expect a bit of banter when you cock it all up.
>>63427235
Why is Pardew the new England manager Woy should have been fired last year.
"When Palace scored I saw everyone leave, I felt alone at this moment." - Jurgen Klopp
BEST FANS IN THE WORLD LA
THIS CLUB IS LIKE A FAMILY
>>63427042
Being this new.
>>63428911
they know their atmosphere is fucked and there's nothing they can do about it
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315738.2800
>Plopp
>>63430121
I actually think our poor home form is down to the awkwardness in the stadium. Must be horrible for players to play in silence.
The silence was deafening. Few guys were sitting with faces like they are smelling a sock worn for a week on trot.
"When Palace scored I saw many people leave. I felt very alone in this moment."
Embarrassing. It's hard to put in to words just how shit 90% of match going fans are. I'm so sick of it. Gonna take a wet fish with me to the Swansea game and slap every mute divvy with it.
..........
new spee game, find the most cringeable and sad Liverpool atmosphere quotes
>Jurgen Cross
>>63428911
>YULL NEEEEVAH WALK AAAALONE
Jurgen did
'Klopp felt he walked alone. That`s embarressing.'
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315738.2800
>jurgen mad
>>63422906
You're Gon' Flop
>>63428911
>Plastic fans
Why the fuck are there some many old people at these games?
>>63430891
only people who can afford the money
>>63430891
'Something died today, a total embarrassment, could pick out the players shouting on the pitch, had a whole row of empty seats next to me by 88 minutes.'
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315738.2840
That thread is sad. They've lost a generation of young lads, the ground is full of old moaning cunts and everybody else is too shamed to sing. They can't fix it.
>>63430891
football is 'family-friendly' now so all the old cunts still feel like it's their place to come. that image is of the stand behind the dugouts which is usually where the OAPs sit, but they don't move from the ex-terraces either. cunts saying "i've been in this seat for 37 years or whatever" like that's a good thing, they need to fuck off.
it's because young people can't afford to go too, but part of the reason the ticket prices are high is because of the demand from old bastards which didn't exist before.
fucking baby boomers
>jurgen flopp
It begins:
'So I re-iterate for anyone thinking of going and who's lucky enough to get a ticket, leave your camera and sense of entitlement at home, cos your killing the kop, slowly and surely and it will kick off, it will become nasty, because frankly we are all alittle fucked off with bellends taking their place in the kop, putting their own interest and desires ahead of those seasoned regulars who put the time, effort and dedication to make it something half decent resulting in them being treated like criminals, so please get it or fuck off. '
>>63428854
if pards were foreign he'd be managing a top side tbf
'8 points behind Leicester is a fucking disgrace.'
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=323855.0
'Anfield is a fucking morgue these days.
How can anybody play with a spring in their step at such a place?'
"Fucking shite. Every time I go I sing the whole game and feel like I'm the strange one for doing so. People fucking off early, missing 25% of the game to get a fucking hotdog at half time. The game is fucked, football in England is going off and I'm not sure what we can do to stop it.
Half the fans don't deserve someone like Klopp, a man that loves football as much as he does. "
kek
Fear begins to grip:
'My post wasnt about him understanding the size of the task, its about him giving enough of a fuck to stay and complete it. He goes into the crowd to give out High 5's when we get an equalizer, then when we are searching for another equalizer the c*nts have fucked off home or shimmied into The Albert for a pint and a moan.
With the exception of Kenny our last proper manager fell in love with us, despite being foreign and having no previous connection to the club. Can we make Klopp love us enough to stay. Hes used to the Yellow Wall, we give him the early exit. '
"In Germany a crowd this size would be shamed by their families for such small noises. But England must be different. I did not expect this."
>>63432553
>mfw I read that even Old Trafford is louder than Anfield
Dis true britbongs?
>>63433373
well manure does have entirety of london behind them
>>63433373
yes m8, Anfield is a fucking disaster area, truly unbelievable. Maybe worse than Arsenal Library II
>>63433300
That can't be Klopp. Who said it?
>>63433600
I think some JF typed it on a Sinhalese lithography site desu
Quote from: Kals on Today at 07:11:47 PM
Jürgen Klopp: "When Crystal Palace scored I saw many people leave the stadium. I felt very alone in this moment."
This is Anfield
I will never forgive us if we break Klopp's heart.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=323855.560
Ah thank you Liverpool for naming Klopp as your "make a difference" manager, keeping you guys as a JOKE, a big budgeted one.
>jürgen plopp
You'll Never YAWN Alone
>>63435210
10/10 banter 2bh
>>63433530
the weird thing is in every european match at anfield the britbong commentator always keeps talking about the anfield atmosphere when it's dead silent. they also mention istanbul CL final without fail
City away next.
>>63428911
YWNWAl
>>63435351
It's a mix of brain dead commentator cliches and selling the product. They can't say 'this stadium is shit, the atmosphere is a joke, and it directly affects the players.' Even Klopp can't say it that directly, yet.
>>63427042
It's pasta, which has changes it's ingredients every time to fit with the current situation.
>>63428911
This is the moment
This is the moment when he knew liverpool was a scam
Turdgen Flopp
>Livershit
>>63436099
I warned him dawg, I told him about the Anfield.
>>63435690
with silva and potentially aguero fit
>>63428911
This was the last time they spoke as friends.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=323855.0
HAHAHAHAHA. RAWK is fucking amazing.
>>63433530
Arsenal fans are mostly plastic bandwagoning cunts. They don't care unless they're winning. Look at the tripfags in /Arse/. Cest (Tet) and Jewnigger are just two of several trips and "personalities" which shit up threads for the sake of it. But isn't limited to just there.
Arsenal fans are just fed up of coming close to amazing success and then fucking it all up. 13/14 season especially. Yes, they won the FA Cup 13/14 and 14/15, but they could had the league in 13/14. The problem is, success breeds expectations and 'supporters' do it for bragging rights, rather than as a club. I support Arsenal as when I was a kid, I did it to try and get closer to my asshole of a father. I stayed cause I liked the football being played, it was attractive. Even today there was so amazing stuff. I support my local club (Oxford United) and I know they won't ever get the success of the 80's back (They beat United 3-1 in SAF's first game in charge, won League Cup that year) let alone promotion to League 1. But I still support them and will continue too.
The fans at Emirates, lots of them are there for the wrong reasons. They're being silent cause they want success constantly.
>>63433373
>Anfield Capacity: 45k
>Old Trafford Capacity: 75k
>B-b-b-b-but why is OT louder???? :(((
I FELT ALONE AT THIS MOMENT - Jurgone WherearetheKop
23 pages this thread and these are 3 of half a dozen golden posts on the first one.
>>63436236
underrated
>>63436515
>>63436236
Samefag.
Jurgen Klopp: I can't wait to sample Liverpool FC's special Anfield atmosphere
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jurgen-klopp-cant-wait-sample-10306132
>>63436657
>"A special atmosphere will be very welcome"
Poor guy.
>>63435931
Without memeing, Anfield genuinely has the worst atmosphere of every ground in the league. They don't even seem to care that they've just hired one of the most exciting managers around. The sound of the stadium is tragic. You can literally hear the players talking to each other at times.
Liverpool fans have a lot to say about Old Trafford but, even at the worst times of >Moyes' reign, the Utd crowd kept singing.
>>63436657
funny thing is his last club is Dortmund, one of the few big clubs in Europe with very supportive fans.
>>63437292
Phil Thompson said that Dortmund to Liverpool is a natural progression for Klopp because the Dortmund fans are great and Liverpool supporters on the kop are even better.
>>63428628
>Newcastle fan detected
>>63432048
He already is.
>>63430891
It takes over 25 years on the waiting list to get a season ticket. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>63437178
>Without memeing, Anfield genuinely has the worst atmosphere of every ground in the league.
Yep. Anfield is the 3rd-quietest stadium in the league, which is weird when you consider that it's far from the smallest.
>>63439519
Well there you have it. Liverpool fans are great! Why did you lie to me /sp/?
>>63436099
he should have listened
>>63439519
the only things that those 2 clubs have in common is that Klopp has coached for both and both fans bases like singing YWNWA. After that the fan differences are staggering.
>>63446362
Would have thought Arsenal would be in the bottom three tbqh after watching today's match.
>>63422906
>Brendan Rodgers was the problem
>>63428692
One of spee's finest moments
>>63434678
7-1 chimp
Seven - one
>leaving early
islandmonkeys have no class, as usual.
>Embarrassing. It's hard to put in to words just how shit 90% of match going fans are. I'm so sick of it. Gonna take a wet fish with me to the Swansea game and slap every mute divvy with it.
>>63446362
>loftus road is louder than anfield
christ, I've noticed goodison usually sounds dead on the TV too, what's up with scousers?
>>63422906
Who's this hipster looking faggot-ass piece of shit?
This season is looking pretty damn interesting.
Watching Arsenal (up until January and later United) challenge City for the 1st spot while also witnessing the soon-to-be direct battle between Chelsea and Liverpool for Championship promotion really makes it for me.
Post an image portraying how your team played this weekend.
I'll start.
Arsenal
Pic related
>>63430419
Ain't this a thing in English football in general, though?
Germany, Balkans, Poland all have them "ultras" fans who keep cheering and singing and whatnot, but in EPL it's a, more or less, silent crowd that only activates whenever a goal is scored (which I like a lot desu).
And by "silent" I mean they are not very loud, AFAIK they do sing some songs but it's not all the time and not really overwhelming in any way. Just my experience.
Klopp should sue Liverpool for false advertisement tbph. He signed a contract sayin he'd never walk alone
>>63452614
Not a real man, that's for damn sure.
People would draw less attention to Liverpool's embarrassingly shit atmosphere if their fans weren't so self-righteous about their club.
>>63423906
baka desu senpai
>>63453421
>GREATEST CLUB IN DE WEEEEERRRRRRRRRLLLLDDDD LA'
>>63452718
>you will never go out on the piss with Pardew
>>63430765
Why isn't Klopp wearing a poppy?
>>63430891
That's what you look like at 25 if you come from Liverpool.
>>63454477
He's a Nazi bro I don't wear one either because I have pure German blood.
