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OFFICIAL LEGIT 100% ORGANIC ASTON VILLA VS MANCHESTER CITY THREAD


Thread replies: 555
Thread images: 52

Kick off: 13:30

Top of the table vs bottom

Villa have a new manager and are hoping to regain some form.

TEAM NEWS:

>Aston Villa
Guzan; Hutton, Richards, Clark, Amavi; Gana, Veretout, Sanchez; Gil, Ayew, Sinclair. #AVFC
>subs
Bunn, Bacuna, Lescott, Richardson, N'Zogbia, Gestede, Grealish.

>Manchester City
Hart, Sagna, Kompany (C), Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernando, Fernandinho, Toure, De Bruyne, Sterling, Bony
>subs
Caballero, Demichelis, Mangala, Clichy, Delph, Navas, Iheanacho
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>Delph on the bench

Pellegrini doesn't ever crowdplease does he
>>
both of these teams are utter shit and an embarrassment to the premier league
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>>63414736
Aston Villa literally invented the league m8
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>>63414750
inventing stuff doesnt stop you from being shit at it
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Scott Sinclair for England
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Which one is the shit one?

Ciaran Clark or Nathan Baker
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fernandinho fernando yaya starting again


pepper your angus 2bh
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>>63414708
that villa team is pretty dire.
at least the worst players are on the bench.
>>
13th for richards
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how would you fix villa right now?

bear in mind you cant do any of the following

>buy new players
>kidnap new players
>bribe other teams to lose
>general criminal activity
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>>63414872
>drop agbonglahor
>drop guzan
>pass forward
>score goals
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>>63414872
442
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>>63414872
bang anybody who chats shit
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Can we delete the other match thread? I dont like biased as fuck OPs
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>>63414940
gotta have the mods do it desu
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>>63414940
Just make sure this one gets posted in more
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>£40m worth of french speaking players
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Villa will win 2-0
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B I G C L U B
I
G

C
L
U
B
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>>63414969
>Villa will win 2-0
stopped reading right there m7
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1-2

Ayew, Bony, KDB
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is this game on NBCSN lads?
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>betting advert with player called Van Hoof

I like this
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>>63415028
think its on CBSNFXLGBTQT3.14+1
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>>63415063
the idea that theres is people out there who think like these betting ad lads is horrible. absolute migs
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>>63415092
The coral ones are shit desu
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>>63415077
you know you don't have to be rude
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>>63415103
they're all shite, but the ones where they try & make the punters look like some sort of genius are just cringey.
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>he

is going to score today lads
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>>63415103

get your mobile out ;)
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>>63414708
bet Ayew will score
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>segment on city
>play oasis
>interview noel gallagher

disgusting
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>the city of everyone who bet mou would be sacked next
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>>63415013
>Bony
>scoring

pick 1
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>>63415143
>segment on united
>muh dead players
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I just decided I'm a Ashton Vanilla fan.

What should I expect?
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>>63415177

Relegation
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>>63415177
disappointment
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>>63415177
winning the championship soon
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>>63415192

That's pretty based desu.
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>>63415177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieq99w-VQ40
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BONY
O
N
Y
2015
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>He wears the white poppy

How much of a kek can you be?
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>>63415215
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>>63415177
1 9 8 2
9
8
2
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>Tfw new manager syndrome does us over
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Fuck man, I should have made this easy and picked Arsenal.
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hey la is it okay if i watch footy with you guys?
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>>63415157
mou is literally getting sacked tomorrow
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>>63415252

you're welcome to join in to be truthful family
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
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>>63415255
hope not desu
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>>63415255
YEah, but anyone who bet on him to be the next manager to get sacked just lost their bet
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>>63415271

New peep show this week desu
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>>63415215
why is this pic so funny
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>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"

>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier

>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"

>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War

>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"

>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"

>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"

>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past

>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"

>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"

>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"

>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"

>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
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>>63415279

Did someone else get sacked?
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>Being a fan of a team that has the worst owner in american and limey football
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why are city so shit? they spent like £200m this summer and they're still awful. makes no sense
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>>63415279
who got sacked?
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>>63414872
play 4321 hoofball to tekkers.
oh nevermind
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>>63415300
pulis
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>>63415297
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"

>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"

>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"

>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.

>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid £55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."

>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"

>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"

>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11

>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding

>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am proud of my children nonetheless, they represented their father with passion and I know they tried their best to live up to my expectations" On his sides loss to Barcelona, referencing his son who killed himself after failing to get into Engineering school

>>63415302
Yeah, it's not like they're top of the table, qualified for the last 16 of the CL with 2 games to spare and till playing the City way
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>>63415302
>southerners

Opinion discarded
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3-0 VILLA
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>>63415246
>us
what position do you play m8?
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>>63415315
>Yeah, it's not like they're top of the table, qualified for the last 16 of the CL with 2 games to spare and till playing the City way
ahaha oh my god
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>>63415302
Can't shake your true identity la
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unironically support villa lads, not sure what will happen today but fairly pleased with the line-up compared to some of the teams tim put out
we will get jammy and stay up again though mark my words
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Garde looks like he's regretting it already
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>>63415317
the octopus plays for city though
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>>63415315
>still playing the city way

overspending on every player they want and generally being a cancerous oil money club?
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Will City even win a cup of trophies considerably without frights
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>>63415335
Don't get your hopes up too much m7
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>>63415335
did you ever really believe tim wouldnt leave you in this state?
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if there's a New Jersey, where's Jersey
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>>63415311
Fulham manager
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bony walks like a cgi character lel
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>>63415363
fucking ether yourself
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>>63415359
>americans
>>
WOOOO
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>>63415335
we're going down m8
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bugle fucking shits
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>every fucking year
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>>63415349
Attacking football with players with personality

>>63415352
Typical City, wouldn't have it any other way
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How many chances will he waste today?
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meeks and vinny

;_;
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>>63415359
Outside of France
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what are we betting on lads
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>>63415346

Post your favourite sea animal then
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>>63415379
>>63415382
quiet lads
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>>63415358
nope after his good start at the end of last season I thought we'd have a comfy midtable season and not have to worry about relegation
literally say that every year though
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>those fucking retards clapping early.

I didn't know Americans went to villa games.
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>>63415397
kompany anytime goal
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>>63415394
He's getting better
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>>63415392

Pikeys arent human
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>>63415414

Yes you did.
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>>63415393
>tstill hasnt learned what typical city means

fuck off poleaboo
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>>63415414
What's the matter? Did you get offended? Grow a pair.
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>>63415414
Villa are American owned
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>>63415396
thanks, you learn something new everyday
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>>63415392
>expecting anything different from plastic paddys and catholics
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>yaya is the one who will go forwards and not fernandinho

why live

>this delph chant lol
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M8 they look pretty good.

This is our year.
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>>63415392
Someone should make a version of that 'have you seen' comic with ireland showing up when poppies are mentioned
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Why aren't you at the game? It's not sold out.
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Why cant villa fans face the fact that they're a smaller club than city?
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>>63415456

Pikeys and sandniggers
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>>63415433
Wait for the whistle, it's not fucking hard Ranjeet.
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>>63415440
>>this delph chant lol

what was it? i'm a bit deaf
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>>63415456
waste of fucking money la i was a season ticket holder every year til 2 years ago
>>63415460
not yet desu
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>>63415460
Villa have achieved more than City
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i have no idea which is fernando & which is fernandinho desu
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>>63415460

I'm deluded m8 desu
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every chant this game will be city and villa fans arguing about delph
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>>63415476
>>63415481

deluded brummies
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>>63415427
What is Typical City then?

>>63415481
City have the greatest PL moment
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>>63415456

>being from or living in Birmingham

kek

KEK
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>>63415471
Cry me a river.
>>
refball
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>>63415456
I don't get paid enough.
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>>63415472
the sterling one but with delph instead
>top of the league
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Important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
http://strawpoll.me/5953194
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We look so lethargic.
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>>63415492
It's literally true though
>>
Why isn't City's bandwagon growing like Chelsea's did?
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>Toure
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>>63415511

Don't even know any of these guys desu
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>>63415526
It takes time, chelsea's didnt grow overnight, although it helped that they won a CL
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>>63415493
>What is Typical City then?

being shite
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>>63415526
City fanbase has been big for a while, they're the neutrals club
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>>63415531
reddit! glad you could make it
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>>63415526
they are pretty bland, they need to get a cult of personality manager or something
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>and all of a sudden the thread died
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>>63415564
Generally autistic people aren't the life of the party
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>flowing counter attack
>kolarov gets the ball
>attack stops

every fucking time
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>>63415526
every time someone thinks of manchester they think of united

every foreigner refers to manchester united as 'manchester'. city are just irrelevant right now.
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>>63415564
Ah yes, you're absolutely correct, Mourinho helped a ton.
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>>63415572
not sure what you mean by this

pellegrini seems like a nice lad but hes inoffensive and boring

they need to get a bombastic manager who will make headlines

like brenny or bielsa
>>
What do Man City fans think of Bony?
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>>63415574
Toure fucked up the last one though
>>
When talking shit to people do I say

>My goaltender is GOAT because he's American

or

>My goalie is GOAT because he's American

??
>>
>>63415601
stupid nigger
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>>63415593
>hes inoffensive and boring
he's lovable and kind
>>
pretty shit game lads
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>>63415601
he'll get there 2bh, no more frustrating that a lot of the city team
>>
only way this will be entertaining is if villa score first
>>
Why do people care so much about borders. They realistically imaginary lines invented by the kahns. Maybe then we could make our european league and join the islands together
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>>63415593
I'd rather they didn't, they're probably as inoffensive as it's possible for a bankrolled club to be.
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>>63415604
neither because they're both untrue

but they're called goalies, or keepers. goaltender is some gay hockey thing. it's ''offside'' too not offsideS
>>
>>63415613
Typical City player through & through
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>>63415601
>Man City fans
What are those?
>>
REMI GARDE 1874 EH!
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>>63415621
i misread borders as blooters and was confused
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>>63415604
you say "My goalie is shit because he's Brad Guzan"


Bunn when?
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>>63415623
yeah but they will just continue to get ignored if they stay like this
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>>63415604
Goaltender for sure, and mention his cleats
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>>63415614
This applies to pretty much every match where a top team plays some shitters.
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>no sergio to bully guzan

why live
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>>63415640
That's good to know. Thanks for posting
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>city no able to score from corners
>dont play le run to corner flag and win a corner man

ffff
>>
Based brad does it again
>>
>>63415670
Fantastic reply, definitely worthwhile.
>>
I'll probably watch Murray get rekt if Villa doesn't score until it starts.
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>>63415647
We're happy to be ignored even if we're successful. I'm not arsed about being 'known'.
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>>63415392

Good lads, British soldiers are the worst.
>>
STOP PASSING BACK TO GUZAN
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>>63415670
>>63415687

Both me
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>>63415702
Everyone here is just waiting for Dortmund v Schalke to start
>>
Guzan means buttboy in Serbian language.
>>
I'm thinking 3-1 citeh.

Also Shaun is head of the institute you either have to kill him or Nuke the wasteland.
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>>63415736

ASHTON VANILLA WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS!
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>>63415747
i thought you guys just spoke croatian
>>
>that kit

why is west ham playing lads
>>
1. Roma
2. Lazio
3. Inter
4. Fiorentina
>>
>>63415757
Why would you even post that? It's such a stupid thing to say.
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>>63415754

So basically the end of F:NV last DLC
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>>63415757
What time is it in america & are you drunk m8?
>>
>>63415736
I don't think Schalke is good enough right now to make it very interesting.
>>
>bony ded
fuck sake
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>>63415769
>meme leagues
>>
leroy sane lads
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>>63415810
sorry bout that
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>>63415757
>stupid american 'humour'
>posting with a trip on

Sudoku yourself.
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>>63415793

8 am, and I woke up drunk.
>>
does hutton ever try to actually take his man on?
>>
>striker injured
>bring on winger

top chuckle
>>
>not putting ian nacho on
>>
is it, dare i say it, nacho time
>>
>>63415769
>watching rigged events
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>>63414708
snek
>>
>black and green faded shorts

ew
>>
>>63415827
BASED
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>>63415832
>implying KdB won't clutch this game for City anyway
>>
>>63415754
Die in a fire you piece of human garbage
>>
I thought man shitty had a super duper amazing youth academy?

yet de bruyne plays at striker ahead of iheanacho?

kek
>>
Is it too early to start eating mince pies lads?
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>>63415867
city having a good youth academy is just a meme

everyone knows they'll just buy some overpriced foreigner instead of trusting in their youth
>>
REFBALL!!!!
>>
>>63415867
what part of the table is your team
>>
>>63415871
yes
>>
>>63415867
fuck off, youth takes time to develop
>>
>>63415871
had 2 yesterday desu
>>
>literally having zero good strikers
>>
Anyone got that webm of Kompany controlling it at the halfway line and then blasting a shot over the goal
>>
>we have to watch arsenal and tottenham draw 0-0 when we could be watching based klopp doing his michael jordan jumps
>>
>>63415865
>getting angry about video games

REDDIT
>>
>>63415903
>klopps liverpool
>exciting

mate they're worse than west brom
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>unironically worst part of the Club
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>>63415903
is it not on the telly at all?
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>>63415906
>being a chav
>>
Solid from Villa thus far. I'm impressed
>>
>>63415879
What position in the Eredivisie is your team?
>>
>>63415918

FITE ME M8
>>
>>63415924
Villa fan here, given the respective season I would have expected Villa to concede in the first 20 minutes
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>>63415903
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>>63415921
'barrasin m8
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>>63415943
Remi Magic la
>>
>attacking the side with sagna instead of kolarov

villa pls
>>
>>63415943
if you concede against a team playing 0 strikers then you deserve to get relegated tbph
>>
>>63415970
back in europe next year desu
>>
>>63415944
That dude is staring at his teammate's ass.
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>>63415983
>ass

easy cody
>>
villa are much better than sevilla tbqf
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>>63416005
>eating a pie on a plate, with a fork at the match.

What the fuck.
>>
Kompany almost fucked that up
>>
>>63415983
>He doesn't stare at his buddies' asses
What are you gay or something?
>>
>>63416009
of course m8

even accrington stanley could comfortably beat sevilla
>>
>>63416027
expecting any less from vinny
>>
>>63416030
>>63415983
>ass

Why do southerners do this?
>>
>$terling
>>
>Sterlel
>>
>stershit

Ashley Young tier dive
>>
if there's a New Hampshire, where's Hampshire?
>>
sterling is so fucking shit I can't even believe my eyes how shit this little cunt is
>>
>>63416005
>This entire fucking picture.
>>
>Diveling
>>
>let cut in fall down niglet
>>
City look really fucking shit. Who knew Aguero and Silva could carry them this much.
>>
Sterling you pussy

Take the goddamned shot
>>
>townsend saying there was contact

NO. that was a complete dive wtf
>>
Toure has to be the laziest piece of shit I have ever seen
>>
>remi gardeiola
>>
>Only Man city gets refball

fukin niggers
>>
>>63416095
le jog around and bloot man
>>
>get paid millions
>can't use both feet
>>
MURDERBALL
>>
>>63416065
In England you mong
>>
>Yellow card for allowing someone to fall over
>>
>>63416065
If there's a New York, where's York?
>>
>>63416136
Underneath New York.
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i miss sterling lads
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>>63416136
If Yorkshire is real, where is the Shire?
>>
Diving Spanish cunt desu, good job he missed
>>
Poleaboo got Witcher 3 & Arkhan Knight for PS4 for under 20 quid each

Thanks, wageslaves!
>>
>>63416065
South coast m8
>>
remember when city unironically spent £50m on raheem sterling
>>
>>63416136
if there's a newcastle, where's the old castle?
>>
>>63416161
MAD CITY
A
D

C
I
T
Y
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dat ball from kevin brown tho
>>
>>63416183

Remember when Raheem Sterling was unironically top of the league?
>>
>>63416173
aww thanks
>>
>>63416136
If there's a New Delhi, where's Delhi?
>>
this is the worst game I have seen all season

city are playing 7 defenders and villa can't score for shit
>>
>>63416201
yeah and then gerrard slipped
>>
du bruyne is worth everything they paid for him tbf
>>
>i had fallen over
>>
If there's a New England, where's England?
>>
>>63416218
shame he hasn't got a striker to pass to
>>
>>63416218
Hard working AND talented, no one can hate him.
>>
>>63416231
below scotland where they belong
>>
>>63416231
If there's a Denmark, where's Mark?
>>
Needs more ads
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>>63416211
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>>63416246
>hard working

he never tracks back and when he does he usually gifts the other team easy goals
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>>63416249
#shotsfired

guess we'll see you at the Euros Scotland. . .. OH WAIT
>>
>1 min
took at least 5 for villa to take that shit freekick
>>
"""""Premier""""" league
>>
>>63416246
>no one can hate him

hes a literal kek
>>
>>63416267
I wouldn't bother watching this shit game t.b.h.
>>
Right lads i'm heading to the offie & shop now, want anything?
>>
>>63416277
wowww you beat san marino you totally deserve to be in the euros!!!
>>
so.... era penal?
>>
If there is a Germany where is Gerfew?
>>
BORING
>>
>>63416287

Potatoes
>>
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>tfw when you realise Spurs are going to win the leaue
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looking good desu baka tbf
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>>63416289
wow you beat georgia you-

oh wait you lost to them
>>
>>63416287
Potatoes
>>
>>63416287
20 benson lad
>>
what a shit weekend of premier league games it's been
>>
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>>63416287

Slags
>>
>>63416287
rubicon mango lad
>>
>>63416306
harry kane over 1.5 wat
>>
>>63416306
3.90 for villa +2?

where did you get those odds?
>>
If there's a Nou Camp, where's Camp?
>>
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>>63416287
Strawberries

>>63416303
>mfw
>>
what was the delph chant lads?
I didn't understand
I only got the hissing
>>
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>>63416303
doubt it desu la
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>>63416289
>conceeding to gibraltar
>>
>>63416324
Is that a Northern lass?
>>
>>63416344
delph is a snake
he's a cunt
he likes money because he's shit at football
delph delph delph
>>
>>63416344
>Birmingham

It was probably in Hindi m8
>>
Who /switchingto>schalkemund/ here?
>>
>>63416287
A spud
>>
>>63416348
>>63416307
XD epic

can't wait to see you drop out of the fucking groups again you pathetic wastes of space
>>
You now remember:

-Daniel Sturridge
-Match Attax
-Brainlickers
>>
>>63416324
get your arse of the counter and wash those dishes
>>
>>63416371

Who /switchingto>pooingintheloo/ here?
>>
what is Remi Gardes meme name?
>>
>>63416401
Remi Tards
>>
>>63416401
remy lacroix
>>
>>63416401
Le French Fry
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>it is a city draws/loses to a bottom table opposition episode

I love this
>>
>>63416368
jej
also, birmingham is the second biggest city in the uk
how come it's irrelevant as shit?

>>63416357
cheers
>>
>>63416401
Remi Garbage
>>
>>63416395
not me 2bh senpai
>>
>>63416401

Rememe Garde desu
>>
>>63416401
Rememe Gardouyes
>>
>>63416424
>how come it's irrelevant as shit?
because it's a shithole
>>
>>63416401
poop gardeiola
>>
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>>63416407
>>
>>63416334
I assume it's European handicap, basically +1,5.
>>
>>63416419
They'll probably get a last minute goal and pundits will defend the shitty performance as a sign of the champions
>>
>>63416432
Winner to be honest family
>>
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>>63416401
Meme Fart
>>
>>63416379
not even english m8
sorry lad
>>
>>63416401
Le Wenger's son
>>
>>63416450
i know but that was going off at 1.8ish on my bookies
>>
>>63416442
poop gardeiolel*
>>
Manuel Pellegrini didn't push Yaya Toure a bit further forward to support Kevin De Bruyne. I'm not advocating him going right up top as I don't think that works for Yaya. Without Wilfried Bony and Sergio Aguero City do have a minor problem because >we don't have a recognised target man, someone you can fire it to. I would have thought Bony would been a straight swap for Kelechi Iheanacho, rather than Jesus Navas
>>
>>63416441
Why is it a shithole?
Surely it's not because of all the immigrants, London is a pretty relevant city.
>>
>>63416401
Remi means draw
Garde means defend

His name is already a prediction of how Aston Viller will play this season.
>>
>>63416401
>letting your Garde down
>>
Manchester City fans baiting the Aston Villa ones with a chant of: "He's top of the league, Fabian Delph, he's top of the league."

>>63416529
It's one of the better cities, just not special for its size and history
>>
bring on nacho man tbhm
>>
ok last one
if there's a New Hartford,, where's Hartford?
>>
>>63416571
ct
>>
JUST
>>
>>63416571
My Grandma lives in Hartford lad
>>
>>63416586
PAY
>>
>>63416571
Next to Northwich close to Manchester
>>
>>63416306
>500 norske kroner
>Odds 945
Seems like a waste of money, but good luck
>>
>city lose 1-0 last gasp villa winner
>Arsenal lose the north London derby
>livershit btfo by palace

This would be the best Sunday ever
>>
>>63416379
>failing to qualify when teams like iceland and norway are in with a chance
>calling anyone else a waste of space

reminder that scotland are only not a laughing stock because people forget they exist
>>
If there's a thread, where's the new thread?
>>
>buzz driving

The fuck, America?
>>
Why did Shitty even buy Delph, isn't he shit?
>>
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Things I would do that girl
Oh ma gerd
>>
Morning, lads.
>>
>>63416631
muh homegrown
>>
>>63416631
needed an english squad player to replace le workrate man
>>
>>63416631
Muh english quota
>>
>>63416631
>muh homegrown quota
>>
>>63416605
FOR
>>
>>63416631
need to have a minimum amount of english born players otherwise you get in trouble with the FA

he will just warm the bench like all the other english people who play for city
>>
>>63416638

Wonder what her wrap's flavour is
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>>63416638
>>
>>63416638
>square face
>pig nose
>meme makeup
>neck tattoo

wnb
>>
>>63416491
Oh wait I was just retarded, it's City+2,5.
>>
>>63416631
cause they dont have any english players and needed some

>buying patrick roberts for £12 million
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I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE THAT HELP ME
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>>63416660
SNAKE
>>
>>63416638
she is literally disgusting and works at maccy ds lad
>>
>>63416650
such a liverpool buy
completely embarrassing
>>
>>63416638
>neck tattoo

human rubbish
>>
>>63416680
>my face when plebs don't know the rules for nightcrawlers
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>>63416622

>MUH INDEPENDENCE
>MUH OIL PRICE

weekly reminder that we saved the scots from financially dooming their own country with an economic plan that relied entirely on north sea oil
>>
bloodzeed shit the bed for anyone?
>>
>>63416700
look at her
you just know she's a sloppy pig in bed
that throatfuck would be godly
>>
honestly I don't think Pellegrini will change anything at halftime.

we won't see Iheanacho until 65' or so I think.
>>
>>63416700
Aberdeen Maccies has some decent eastern euro talent
>>
when is silva back lads?
>>
>>63416741
fuck off ribena
>>
>>63416735
based Ivan
>>
>Booing a player for leaving

What a bitter little club desu
>>
>>63416741


GO PISS IN A BOTTLE POLEABOO

>>>/r9k/
>>
i miss tim sherwood and his gilet
>>
sinclair is fucking shit
>>
>>63416735
Good shout, please post pic of the shot showing her bum lad
>>
Tim Shitwood.
>>
>American goalkeepers
Seriously why are they so fucking shit
>>
u wot m9
>>
butter fingers
>>
>STERSHIT
>>
GOATzan
>>
>>63416779
>>>/r9k/
>And recorded people shitting. He's utter waste that will never contribute anything meaningful to society, with his victim complex and delusions. If only we could euthanise people like this.
>there shouldn't be laws against it
>Yes, there should or people like you would get there way you clothes sniffing fuck.
Even they're too normie
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>
>Bad Poozan

jammy as fuck m8
>>
Is Sterling just a faster Sinclair?
>>
Who here /Vanilla/?
>>
>>63416869
>>
>>63416887

No, you dumb mick
>>
>>63416887
Sterling has European goals
>>
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>>63416887
He's got power, control, pace, swiftness, quickness, velocity, tempo, momentum

Ah like 'im
>>
>Arsenal could top the league today
good time to be alive lads
>>
Is Flacco elite?
>>
Sterlings finishing is fucking atrocious
>>
>>63416887
Sterling isn't a slave to the white women like Sinclair is
>>
what did the motd pundits say about the remy penalty incident
>>
>>63416888
Trips for Villa
>>
>tfw city are intentionally drawing because they know arsenal will lose or draw
>>
>>63416939

>implying they won't lose to spurs
>>
Grealish on when?
>>
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>brits actually eat this
top kek
>>
>>63416942

Only Aguero's scored more for City this season.
>>
>>63416942
>i-it will come in time!
>>
>>63416952

Saved to the Soccer folder I just started.
>>
>>63416973
baka tasty stuff desu senpai
>>
>>63416975
and almost all of them in one blowout desu
>>
>>63416949
she has nice bum
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>>63416973
>yanks actually eat this
top kik(e)
>>
>>63416975

He scored a meme tap-in hat trick that is padding his stats family
>>
>>63416971
Hopefully now that it's the 60th.
>>
>>63416949
Shearer: definite penalty, should be given to give incentive to stop diving
Black dude: wouldn't give it
>>
>>63417016

Why would someone do that?
>>
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>>63417016
>>
>scott sinclair

LMAO
>>
>>63416949
think one said pen the other said no pen
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>>63417016
>>
>>63417016
i've never met anyone that has eaten that
>>
>>63417041
Sue the absolute mad woman
>>
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This game is lacking some proper tasty challenges
>>
whats worse

mancs or yanks
>>
>>63417060
https://youtu.be/gP74xUyYaoo?t=51s

They seem nice.
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>Manchester City doesn't have any actual fans
>I can't come and shitpost while knowing nothing about the epl
Fuck.....
>>
>>63417100
manc yanks
>>
>Charles N'Zogbia
>>
>>63417100

Scousers beat them both
>>
>>63417100
Whats worse

The flu or ass cancer
>>
holy shit nzogbia still exists
>>
>tfw no Džeko to sub in
>>
MotoGP remains the best thing so far today t b h
>>
>that scream

kek
>>
>>63417135
Too busy scoring for roma m8
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>tfw my gf is scouse
>>
>>63417100
banks

literally stealing all the money
>>
>>63417137
Fuck off desu senpai
>>
THE BROWN MAN HAHAH\
>>
>De Bad
>>
>KEVIN THE BROWN

kek

KEK
>>
>>63417148
On the plus side im sure she's a massive slag
>>
>>63417016
I didn't even know that existed. What the fuck is wrong with us?
>>
lol he tried to assist himself
>>
GOTAZAN!!!!!!!!!
>>
>de brown poop
>>
>De Bruyne
HOLY KEK
>>
>>63417148
At least she does anal
>>
>de Down's syndrome
>>
the evil ginger always looks like he's throwing a strop
>>
>kevin fucking brown
>>
ever notice how none of these black pacebabbies ever become elite

oxlade, walcott, lennon, townsend, sterling, nzogbia, sinclair

they get hyped to fuck but they never get to a high enough level
>>
>de gayne
>>
>>63417100

Americans are lovely compared to Brits desu
>>
Why is de Bruyne's finishing so bad?

Just another Jack Rodwell
>>
LEL
>>
>His goaltender doesn't make people fuck up by staring at them.

Why even have one?
>>
>£100m on 2 players who can't finish

well done shitty
>>
>kevin the kek
>>
The only place where people like Brits is Britain.
>>
0-0 desu

good luck arse
>>
de boy trying to be like sanchez.......
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH M8
>>
>>63417148
I thought scousers weren't human?
>>
>>63417215
>guaranteed replies
>>
>>63417188
>negroids named STERLING and SINCLAIR

top cucк, england
>>
>>63417188
Walcott is literally elite

Sterling is too young to pass judgement

The others are just shit nobody sensible ever hyped up to be GOAT
>>
>>63417124
i once got into bcm in magaluf for free because im a scouser

we often barge past people too, our rule is scousers first
>>
>>63417188
>black
not relevant desu
>>
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never heard of him
>>
>>63417227
why would he try to be a flop?
>>
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>>63417094
context?
>>
>>63417188
it's because everyone wants a british henry
>>
>>63417238
literally a child
>>
>Stig Tofting outright saying African's are lazy
wew lad
>>
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>>63417238
>walcott is literally elite

He's literally a nobody you scruffy cunt
>>
why the fuck doesn't pelogringo bring that black meme youth striker on?
>>
predictions lads?
>>
>>63417254
what a cowardly negro piece of shit
>>
>>63417251
he's currently doing a pretty great impression of a flop...
>>
new

>>63414705
>>63414705
>>63414705
>>
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>>63417238

>Walcott is literally elite
>>
>>63417260
Some Newcastle/Sunderland derby years ago where he got booked for essentially being Lee Cattermole then he squared up to Dowd

Then he got subbed off minutes later since he was going to get sent off otherwise
>>
>>63417295
>being THIS autistic
Jesus christ kill yourself
>>
>>63417188
False causality there son, no british players become GOAT, hence their failure isn't down to them being black, but being british
>>
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>N'Zogbia has two French caps
>>
>>63417245
yes it is

le up and coming teenage fast black man is a meme and they're never good enough in the end
>>
>>63417254
Was it given?
>>
>>63417305
Based
>>
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>>63417282
>>
>>63417320
i didn't say GOAT you retard, I said elite.
>>
>>63417358
I retract everything then
>>
>>63417338
its manure
what do you think
>>
>Linesman

What a useless cunt
>>
>>63417346
wow

that is so racist..
>>
>>63417338
Yes
>>
>>63417338
>Was it given?

Fergie was on United bench, what do you think?
>>
>>63417338
It's United, what do you think
>>
haha time for >delph
>>
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>delph coming on
>>
>>63417338
what do you think it's united!!!
>>
>faaabian delph you're a wanker you're a wanker
>>
Dubs confirm Delph winner
>>
>>63417469
>>63417449
HISS
>>
>>63417245
It's literally the most important point, they're hyped because they're black and "British"

>Most expensive player in the world is British
>He's undoubtedly elite
>He relies more on pace than anything else
>He still manages to have an end product
>He's white

4th point is where the colour becomes important.
>>
Lol @ villa fans
>>
>Booing a player trying to better himself

Villa are such a disgusting small club
>>
>boo

What did they mean by this
>>
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>>63417016
Jesus fucking christ

>Americans
>>
>BRINGING PLASTIC SNAKES
top snek villa
>>
>>63417501
Dubs for Delph Own Goal Winner for Villa
>>
>>63417517
They're saying boo-urns
>>
I was saying Boo-delph
>>
>>63417516
He said he would stay twice and then left

he deserves the boos
>>
>that hissing

this is hilarious
>>
>>63417338
what do you think?
>>
These Villa fans who expected Delph to stay under Tim Shitwood in a relegation scrap

top kek
>>
>>63417469
decent banter
>>
Guzan's been wasting time since the 60th minute.

Pathetic desu.
>>
>>63417578
Probably because he said he would stay


twice
>>
>>63417554
>>63417516
worse than that, he left literally 7 days after he committed himself to staying and being captain
>>
>>63417554
>He said he would stay twice and then they sold Benteke

I Don't blame him.
>>
>>63417578
villa would be title challengers if delph stayed

he went for the money
>>
I don't want City to win but Delph scoring would be too funny
>>
>>63417605
They sold benteke so he left too, cant blame him really
>>
the problem with city is they just try and cash it in
>>
As soon as Tim Shitwood rocked up telling the squad he wanted them to all call him gaffer I'd have been handing a transfer request in the next day
>>
is gestede white?
>>
>there are peope on spee RIGHT NOW who don't think they would hate Delph if he did to their team what he did to villa
>>
>>63417639
Benteke left AFTER Delph retard
>>
NACHO MAN
A
C
H
O

M
A
N
>>
don't bottle it now villa
>>
wow 90 minutes of nothing
>>
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>>63417016
>>
>>63417720
Not enough adverts for your attention span?
>>
GET UP, YOU FUCKING POOFTER!
>>
>>63417720
Villa not conceding is something desu
>>
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>
>Gestede

Utter scum desu
>>
>>63417665

what just happened should answer your question
>>
>>63417779
PLASTIC
CITY
FAN
>>
>this is the only epl game on right now

>thread ded

Are city the most unpopular ""big"" club in the e p lel?
>>
>>63417848
>BIG
>>
i hope someone score an own goal just for the lolz
>>
motm
brad guzan
>>
Get in Villa!
>>
>WHAT A MATCH
no fucking no 0-0 should never be celebrated
>>
>0-0 at home
>Celebrate like you've won the league

What a shitty tinpot club Villa are, can't wait until they get relegated.
>>
BIG
>>
>>63417848

No, Chelsea are.
>>
>>63418057
America the Post right here

>I would rather my team lose than get a point
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