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/heem/: It's 2013 Again Edition


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Upcoming MMA events:
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum, ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Alves vs Henderson
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>>63413333
kill urself my man
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>>63413367
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/Almeida/
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u can heem one celebrity on camera and face no repercussion, who is it?
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>>63413534
Hmmmmm is American Pharoh a celebrity
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>>63413534
I wouldn't call him a celebrity but man I want to heem Luke Thomas
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>>63413575
Does his expansive vocabulary make you feel insecure?
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>>63413534
Steph Currys daughter
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>>63413534
dont let your dreams be dreams m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPNb3lII2hg

could you defend her double leg /heem/?
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>>63413534
John Oliver
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>>63413607
>>>reddit
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do you like women with short hair, heem?
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>>63413847

did she just do it to fuck with van zant? pretty cool uezs (um ehrlich zu sein)
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>>63413847
short hair=/= no hair
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>>63413847
Literally a little boy.
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>>63413888
looks like a twink desu
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>>63413847
Oh god yes I do. I don't typically go for half a centimeter short, but I love when a girl can rock short hair. Unfortunately never been with one though.
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>>63413847
kek, this is the person who did it

https://instagram.com/deetheebarber/
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>>63413943
Do you think she cried during the procedure?
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>>63413943
>ywn be a subhuman with a $20 clipper kit
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bros how do i find the right place to get a fly undercut
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>>63413977
I think pat barry cried
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>>63414053
until he tried it

it feels strangely arousing to fuck a girl with hair like that
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Guys i think the drought killed my fight hype
is last card worht downloading?
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Texeira/cummins webm pretty pls
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>>63414079
It was shit bro.
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These last cards, I don't wanna sound negative but what in the actual fuck?

Do they want to punish mma fans or what, cause I don't get it.

There is a limit to how much each "fan" can take and if the conor card sucks then I will shitpost cringeworthy whining on a vaste scale, maybe

>tldr, ufc is turning to shit rapidly
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>>63414079
No. It was almost a repeat of their second fight only less exciting

Cummins sucks

I for one welcome our wmma overlords
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>>63414079
>>63414090
>>63414236
next week is gonna be hype as fuck tho bros

we might even get another sticky
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>>63414244
I personally can't get excited for any fight that doesn't include Diaz

Diaz 1,2,5
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I really hope Holm wins, pls Holly throw out a lucky memekick and make rogan cry again.

>how is hunt vs silva not the main event?
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>>63414244
sticky is pretty much guaranteed

I'm one of those comfy browsers who checks heem inbetween rounds so stickys are crap for me, have to skim everything

will prob be in heemspeak anyway
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>>63414306
Hunt/Silva doesn't bring in the casuals
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Anyone happen to have a link to that Bas Rutten fight where he commentates how he reks some babby jap who keeps crying about him hitting his face?
seems to have disappeared from the internet
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>>63414322
that wasnt a jap that was some american
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>>63414306
Silva off TRT is Duffy tier I assume hunt wins in less than 2

Anyone who lost to Cain twice sucks
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>>63414330
wut was sure it was some asian looking dude, then again quality was pretty bad
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>>63414322
Bas actually thinks fighting is cool

>rogan tier desu
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>>63414346
thats rude man
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>>63414370
This
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>post mean comment about Ronda
>few hours later
>hear a knock on your door
>it's Ronda in full reebok kit

what do
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>>63414455
>hey ronda I know who the schaubposter is

she gives you a bj and vip reebok status then fucks off to the schaubposter
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>>63414455
Clown her shoes.
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Thomas Almeida has made over $275,000 in his first year in the UFC
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>>63414528
is that good for someone who just made it top 10 this year?
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>>63411119


Y-you do realize Hendo was on TRT as well right..

It's amazing people use that as a justification for being racist. Just sprout the hate without using PEDs as your reason. No one throws Barnett under the bus and he is the worst offender by far. No one mentions it for chael or Forrest Griffin when he admits he was on it in his book or any of the other dozens of athletes who are on it.
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>>63414455
I would heem her and everyone else in this thread
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>>63414212
>mma experts
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>>63414581
>RAAAAACISSSSSST

muh white privilege I mean come on it's the current year
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>>63414581
Barnett looked the same on steroids as he does now. Belfort looked like a completely different human.
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>>63414581
>tripfag called 'black-star'
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>>63414611
thats because barnett doesnt know shit about cycling, all he got was gyno

vitor on the other hand, is a certified chemist
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Is Soa Palelei transitioning?
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I just skimmed through the previous threads.

>muh fix
>muh bad ref calls
>muh roids

wow ameritards went full damage control and latrine level racism.

nationalism has no place in this sport lads, we're all brothers in here.
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>>63414651
brilliant

you can fight in both bellator and the UFC simultaneously this way
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>>63414609
He called vitor an ugly monkey for doing the same thing his favorite fighters do

how is that not racism? Are we supposed to pretend he is getting a fair shake?
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>>63414455
be really complimentary and try to get a hug
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C7xQ8NtBzc
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>>63414666
Calling someone an ugly monkey is now racist. Racism is not believing that some races are worse than others.

>racism is now calling someone ugly

welcome to the golden era of PC
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post in my thread lads

>>63414674
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>>63414666
>>63410666
okay I got the satan gets twice talking about vitor

I am starting to think he worships a different sort of jesus
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>>63414666
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>>63414689
>now

You know damn well what calling a person of color a monkey is. It's a pejorative used to downplay their race as unintelligent and unevolved. It has nothing to do in terms of beauty. Hendo looks more simian like than Vitor.
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wew
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>>63414728
>person of color

yes all persons of color should be pampered and never be called ugly cause that is racism and fat shaming and very problematic

all persons of color should be allowed safe spaces from

>It is after all the current year
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>>63414827
>strawmanning my argument
>completely glossing over what I said
>being illiterate
>2015
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>>63414827
You completely missed his point.
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>>63414850
>tfw Letourneau's face is about to get busted the fuck up
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>>63414841
>>63414850

I fully understood the point therefore I recommend you set up some safe spaces where you can't be offended.

I also understand that it's deeply problematic that I don't agree with you and that it could trigger you something fierce.

>#everythingisracist
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>>63414841

he's esl senpai take it easy don't rek him too hard
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>>63414827
you deserve an award for inserting so many memes in your post, mate
makes me wonder about your non-culture and about how much time you spend on the internet
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>>63414903
>knows all memes
>accusing others of being too meme literate

hue 2015
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>>63414891
>I fully understood the point

No you didn't which is why I will reiterate it for you.

>>63414581
>It's amazing people use that as a justification for being racist. Just sprout the hate without using PEDs as your reason.

>>63414666
>He called vitor an ugly monkey for doing the same thing his favorite fighters do. How is that not racism

You called me out for mentioning that it was racism. The argument then became whether or not it was racism. After showing you why the monkey comment was racism you turned it into me wanting safespaces rather than the initial argument of racists wanting the aforementioned safespaces.

You somehow want to be racist but not want it labeled as such. Which is weird. I never mentioned for anyone to stop. My comment was to stop using PEDs as your incentive to be racist when everyone is on them.
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>>63414920
need more meme arrows and buzzwords
apply yourself
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>>63414827
>>63414891
>>63414920
>argueing on the internet
I expected more from you m8
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>>63414931
This is getting out of hand.

Liking someone to a monkey because of someones race to show that the person in question is more like a monkey than human is racist if that is the intent.

calling a "person of color" a monkey cause said person is an ugly fuck is not racism.

>calling a person of color a monkey is racist

no it's not.

>You somehow want to be racist but not want it labeled as such.

please explain how I want to be racist?

I feel kinda triggered shitlord
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>>63414961
I got triggered and offended
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>>63414970

http://www.authentichistory.com/diversity/african/3-coon/6-monkey/
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>>63414977
breh
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>>63415020
this
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>tfw heem is more sjw than tumbler

time to go outside guys
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>>63415066
Tripfags doing tripfag things.

Just caught up on the event. Almeida's win was fucking vicious.
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If Ronda, and bear with me here, lost her title somehow, and then in the rematch lost in humiliating fashion like being knocked out with a jab, would that be enough to drive her to depression, drugs and suicide? (Not that she isn't already mega depressed)
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>>63415120
No because she already made a shit load of money probably way more than she ever thought she would make. Not to mention the ufc would give her cans again to make up for it as no other woman fighter except maybe paige could draw the numbers she got.

No way they get rid of their cash cow.
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>>63415132
you are correct. Money famously cures depression.
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>>63415132
good to have you back blackstar tbqh, I don't even shudder as I type that due to colossal faggotry that has taken place in heem these last few months.
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>>63415120
I remember when I was the best boy in handball at school recess and lunch, and then some Polish kid from Melbourne moved here, and he was the best. I never quite recovered from the humiliation of always losing to him. I bear that sadness with me every day.

I don't think Rousey is made of brittle stuff. She wouldn't descend into sadness like BJ Penn did. Maybe she'll find a higher purpose, like teaching judo to little girls the way her mother taught her.
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>>63415173
>I don't think Rousey is made of brittle stuff.
kek
she's all smoke and mirrors
she's still a fat beta angry girl on the inside, fighting is all she has going on for her. you take that away from her, she WILL kill herself
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>>63415163
MMA attracted some of the worst subgroups of people from its inception. Just have to deal with those types as apart of the fanbase. Even with the casual audience it seems that there is a distinct and different types of annoying fans drawn to this sport only.
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>>63415243
I wonder if people said the same things about pankration when it became popular in Greece back in the day
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>>63415214
There will be movie and WWE deals for until she gets replaced by the hottest new WMMA phenomena which won't be for a while. Ronda's fanbase is huge. Women all over love her.
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>>63415263
I imagine the commoners were all just bleed and the wealthier snobs would critique it on parchment from their wicker chair
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Give you honest opinion on Aldo v McGregor and some reasoning why.
My opinion:

since 2011;

Aldo:
>7 fights
>7 wins
>28.5% finish rate
>147 minutes in the cage

McGregor:
>14 fights
>14 wins
>92.3% finish rate
>65 minutes in the cage

McGregor has beaten twice as many opponents in half as much time as Aldo, and whilst most where in the regional circuit, he dispatched of chad mendes in a lot shorter time than aldo did. He finishes opponents 4 times as often as aldo, so none of his KOs in the UFC have been a joke at all.
McGregor all day
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>>63415494
>he dispatched of chad mendes
stopped reading right there

chad was on vacations eating cheese nachos from his couch and beat the shit out of mckuk until he gassed
fuck off shill
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>>63415494
kek Aldo is literally going to take his back and end it inside 3 minutes

going to so hype when it's on though
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>>63414850
gross
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>>63415535
speculation incoming

Aldo failed his cycle and faked injury.
Conor didn't fail his and was there to fight.

I really hope their fight isn't cancelled the second time.
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When Rockhold clears out the division it should coincide with Jones defending his title in a number of rematches, Rumble and Manuwa to clean it out again

That's the superfight in July 2018 at 205 and then we'll get Rockhold vs Gus
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did people really not enjoy last nights card
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>>63413847


disgusting
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>>63415494
McGregor's constant snap front kicks to the liver and straight line punches make him quite dangerous at range. A lot of the power and speed from these strikes is drawn from his heavy front leg, which gives him the balance to snap forward his power leg and punch freely. His liver kicking game in particular is probably his most interesting tool, they're a great low risk high reward technique for a long fighter and he had Mendes doubling over feeling that liver screaming at one point. His meme kicks are all meme currently, but they serve a purpose in keeping opponents guessing. He backed up fairly linearly against Mendes, and took some unnecessary hits to the head doing that -- though he backed up only a few times.

Mendes is somewhat of a "you hit me, then i'll hit" you fighter sometimes. I think Aldo's going to be a much tougher target to get a bead on, and Aldo's very much a fighter with a perfectionist sort of "win every exchange" mindset, so I think he's going to have a lot of tactics cooked up for dealing with the constant aspects of McGregor's game.

My prediction is a round -1 weight cutting ko for one of them
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>>63415535
I'm really glad you mentioned that, because, to be specific, McGregor tore 80% of his ACL 14 weeks before the fight. You know who fought 14 weeks before ufc 189? If Chad Mendes can really go from fight prepared to a sloth in 12 weeks then he deserves to lose every fight he ever fights again. Thats not the mindset of a champion.
McGregor could have easily pulled out of the fight 2.5 months ahead, but instead he did 1 round of wrestling in that time whilst preparing for a striker and in 2 weeks had to prepare for a wrestler. Any argument Mendes has for being ill prepares should see him sacked and sent to Bellator.
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>>63414079
Don't listen to the super salty americans, it had a lot of finishes and some really good fights
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>>63415776
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>>63413534
>this hack
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>>63415776
I was really surprised by how badly Cummins performed. No head movement, no avoiding Glover's kill zone... it felt very inevtiable and I'm glad he didn't get fully heemed into another plane of existence. It was also quite funny seeing Glover make costly mistakes in trying to stop the takedown work of Cummins, but once back into a familiar BJJ style position he'd spring right back up with a nice little sweep.
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>>63415776
Americans are super sad, it's pathetic really
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>>63415902


>all this talk about how no one would fight Cummins he's 2good

I stand by my statement last night, he's utter Cathal Pendred-tier shite.
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>>63415902
apparently his corner told him to stand in front of glover and jab

rather than continue to take down and wear him out.
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who did commentary last night?
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>>63415998
Brian Stanislav and Jon Anikamedov
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>>63415902
Where did the Cummins hype come from anyways? I allways thought he was crap and had no idea why people were picking him over Glover
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I'm glad Teixeira is winning again, might not be world class and definitely slowing down but he's top class and gets finishes

the last two fights are the some of the best of career. Maybe even the best considering how he almost fucked up against Bader
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>>63416034
He made DC cry
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>>63416012
>>63416012
ah alright, thanks.
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>>63416034


Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub blowing smoke up his ass for an hour straight on their respective podcasts.

Pic related: It is my reaction upon hearing said podcasts and then seeing the fight.
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>>63415902
Cummins does this thing where he strikes and then ducks his head down and pushes it forward, like he's feinting a takedown or something and it bothers me. He leaves his head so wide open and puts himself off balance when he does it. Every time he does it I think it's about to be over.
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>>63415776
Americans will tell you that that was an early stoppage
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>>63416196
haha yeah right? it probably works quite well when you're the aggressor and your opponent is terrified of your takedown game, but against a seasoned puncher who doesn't fear the double it's just a recipe for facing the pain and the ref ending your suffering
i was pretty happy when Glover finally got that uppercut in -- as seen >>63415872 -- he seemed pretty keen on landing it towards the end of the round probably due to observing the Cummins mannerism you noted
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>>63413847
Yeah, it's stupid to train/fight with anything other than a shaved head. All fighters should do it.

For free though with buzz clippers, I could have done a better job than that faggot did he fucked it up.
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>>63415849
>his meme kicks are all meme

m8, he almost took Brandao's head clean off with one
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>>63413882
>um ehrlich zu sein
y-you too
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>>63413847
It's the biggest turn off imaginable other than being a hamplanet.
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>>63416341
It was, but only because I want to see Cummins die in the Octagon. No disrespect to his family and friends.
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>>63416555
Yeah fair point but I'm still going to stand by what I said, he throws so many of them and so few even come close to landing.
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Is there a way to make attention whore (name/tripfags) posts disappear entirely? I don't want to see the post hidden.
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me in the middle
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>>63416697
thanks for cleaning up the sport USADA
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>>63416697
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3s04dv/got_to_meet_these_two_awesome_fighters_tonight/
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>>63416697
>there will never be a UFC where the fighting arena is a mocked up bar with wooden chairs, pool table and cues, and other bar stuff
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>>63416697
that kid looks fine what was i supposed to do bash "you" for looking stupid?
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>>63416782
holy shit, that would be so cool.

3 v 3 bar fight
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>>63416697
Val looked pretty big for a 115er. She the biggest weight cutter in the female divisions currently?
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>>63416768
>redditors stealing my OC

shameless.

>>63416826
might be, I can't think of anyone else who seems to do drastic cuts.
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>>63416697
>>63416745
USADA isn't letting Lombard corner her.
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>>63416697
how do I achieve ''ooga booga me 100%natty'' mode guys
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>>63416922
that's just how cubans look
cubans have that double muscling thing like belgian blue cows and some dogs
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>>63416856
Yeah probably. Claudia weighs 135 pounds by fight time but that's because she's roiding. Valerie definitely weighs more though she's much bigger.
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>>63416697
Steroids cause permanent changes to your muscles. That fucking bag of shit Joe Rogan said so.
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>>63414346
He kinda fell like Rashad
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>>63416697
I can't decide who is uglier, Valerie or Joanna.
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>>63417155
Ronda
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>>63417155
wow problematic post here she's more than just a pretty face for you to blow a sticky wad to!
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>>63416479
Yeah I figured it was bound to get him eventually. Even that notwithstanding Cummins was scoring all those takedowns and doing nothing with them and tiring himself out at the same time. Teixeira was bound to capitalize eventually.
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>>63417214
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>>63417155
>Valerie
>ugly
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>>63417319
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>>63417155
pls
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>>63415535
>gassed
It's so funny how all of Conrad's opponents seem to gas around round 1 or 2...
I'm just saying the UFC has a lot of money riding on him and there might be something fishy going on.
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>>63417568
why are all americans such retards about this, who else but Mendes has gassed, noone has fucking lasted long enough to, you really want your fighters to win so badly you can't even comprehend that they lost.
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>>63417568
I understand... Dana sends the ring girls to the fighter's hotel room and makes sure he's kept awake all night. Come fight time, he'll be so tired and sore and itchy...
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>>63416621
Personally, I just really get off on seeing Taekwondo shit thrown in the cage, especially the fancy shit that *almost* never lands.
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>>63415863
>>63415936
>>63417643
is this a new meme?
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>>63417791
I haven't been on all weekend but I think there's at least one super-retarded USAfag that's been here lately.
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>>63417852
>I think there's at least one super-retarded USAfag
this and he admitted to being mexican
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What do you hate the most about Rogan?
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>>63417962
the fact that i'll never be an intellectual cultured modern renaissance man like him
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>>63418008
topkek
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do people unironically find this female fighter attractive?
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>>63418068
>tfw no cute kazakh bf
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>>63417962
I like Rogan, but he really just whores out any guest he has on. A lot of the people that go on JRE are total crackpots and all he says is:
>woah
>yeah
>that's fascinating
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>>63418068
ggg literally looks more feminine
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>>63418103
>>63418147
it's the Korean genes
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>>63418185
he looks normal, ronda's body and face are so horrendous it gives you a visceral reaction
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>>63418068
>yfw Rogan thinks rondas striking is better than based GGG's
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>there are americans right now hung over because they put poison (booze) into themselves just to watch fights
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Ronda is such a role model. Attaching her name to Monster Energy Drink and fast food breakfast sandwiches.
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>>63417643
>you really want your fighters to win so badly

Wut

I literally stood up and screamed in celebration when Conor won.
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>>63418116
I disagree. He is just very opene minded and gives his guests room to share their ideas without feeling completely crazy. I enjoy it. He lets you hear people into fringe theories but he actually will question them on their bullshit. He doesn't press them if they are clearly bullshitting, because it would just serve to make the, defensive and kill the flow of the conversation. He isn't doing a podcast to "expose" people.
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i missed the fights did can henderson announce his retirement?
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>>63418447
>He isn't doing a podcast to "expose" people.

that's literally what he was doing with that row of "right wing" morons he had on
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i fucking despise joe rogan
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>>63418417
>Americans so far gone they brag about literally standing up
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>>63418417
Fuck off Schaub.
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yoel roidmero is literally as much of a roider and literally the same age as vitor
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>>63418354
this desu senpai
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Someone post the predictionkek results
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>>63418537
What do you hate most about him?
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>>63418479
>that's literally what he was doing with that row of "right wing" morons he had on
What happened?
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>>63418761
literally nothing i'm just pranking
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>>63418537
What about Schaub?
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Are there any more pictures of Rose with her head shaved?
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>>63418479
I mean he lets the listener draw their own conclusions. He isn't having these people on to ambush them and try to corner them on some specific point.
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>>63418922
threadly reminder paige vanzant lied to kids dying of stage 4 cancer for the sake of vanity
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>>63418798
literally who?

>>63418964
I disagree, I think he interrupts way too much.
Probably the drugs make him lose his impulse control

>btw his audience seems to be pothead lefties who want other people to support their degeneracy
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>>63418785
g-gone sexual?
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>>63419086
racism and sexism are just ignorance, mannnn
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>>63419086
rather a stoner leftie than an alcoholic rightie!
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I'm literally more looking forward to this card than UFC 193

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHZHdYUV46M
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Why did the ref stop that?

The dude on bottom was still moving and trying to hold on.
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Where is the previous thread I want to see the prediction results.
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>>63419410
>>63410925
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>>63419410
everyone got btfo except like 4 people
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>>63415872
What a shit stoppage.

Fun fact: There have been more standing stoppages this year, than the rest of UFC history combined.
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>>63419508
wow i'm surprised i thought it was an easy card to pick
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>>63419086
I think he interrupts usually to make a point of clarification before the conversation gets too far away. People here are really hypercritical of him tbqph.
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>>63419508
When you say 4, do you mean 14?
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Does Joe Rogan actually believe in that cryptozooid stuff like sasquatches and yetis and so on?
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>>63418447
>He doesn't press them if they are clearly bullshitting
There was some doctor on a couple of months ago that was talking about how great aikido is and Joe showed him some videos of aikido guys getting blown the fuck out by wrestlers. The guy handled it pretty well though even though he was spouting bullshit about Aikido non stop.
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>>63419564
Every betting favorite won the maincard. I got btfo pretty hard, but whenever I do get it right I always look back and think it was an easy card to pick.

>hindsight is 20/20
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>>63419673
Yeah that's what I mean all the favorites won. I got 5/6 because I picked a meme draw.
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>>63419673
>Every betting favorite won the maincard
I wonder how often that happens. Wouldn't surprise me if it's only happened a couple of times this year.
>>
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>>63419734
It wouldn't surprise me if you weren't straight.
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who are your favorite twitch streamers, MMA and non-MMA?
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>>63419796
I'll leave you lying straight as a board out cold on the canvas, big guy.
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>>63419869
I watched a fair amount of that Bob Ross marathon
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Overrated piece of shit
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>some guy had a parely with 5/7 and his last two were cummins and hendo

what a botch
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>>63419964
Mate he is a nice guy who brings the heems and maby even some memes.
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That feel when you make the same bet twice cause you forgot about the first time you made it and you win.
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>>63419931
?
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>>63420070
At least he doesn't unironically think Gus beat Jones and/or Cormier.
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>>63420070
i goofed my entire account away on those two

i freaked out when cummins lost bet the remainder of my account on hendo

lost about $80 total
could have gotten a good mechanical keyboard for that :(
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Who is literally the best looking current UFC fighter?
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>>63420246
yea im not getting into that, gus 234

>>63420318
patriotism and hope or hail mary save my money?
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>>63420374
pic related ----->>>63420070

>6.5
>now in shape
>exotic
>deep voice
>actualy a good fighter unlike other model fighters
>not in a bitch weight class
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>>63420374
Fuck off back to r/mma with your stupid questions.
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>>63420374
Ronda
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whats up with these gays invading heem lately?
>>63420374
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>>63420527
That's cute, but unlike you I've literally (and I mean LITERALLY) never even been ot reddit. Also don't respond to me you piece of human trash.
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>>63420588
twinkposter talking
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>>63420374
1. Sage Northcutt
1. Luke Rockhold
2. all the wmma girls are ugly
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>>63420527
you know where i'm at. don't even tell me you're coming. just start swinging. i really don't give a fuck.
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>>63420588
Talking about which dudes are attractive isn't gay. Schaub, Callen and Rogan do it all the time. It's bro culture.

Look how hot Don Frye was in his day (he still is, but was especially so here).
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Aldo vs McGregor
Weidman vs Rockhold
Jacare vs Romero
Maia vs Nelson
Holloway vs Stephens


What if we actually make it there with no injuries?
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>>63419721
Is that the guy from Cypress Hill? He got fat as fuck.

Anyway the Hendo stoppage was bad. Got taken down and moved a bit threw and upkick too when Mario was pulling Vitor off. He was still in it. But I've seen worse stoppages. I mean like straight up robbery shit with
>Arlovksi vs Travis
>Hunt vs Nelson
>GSP vs Serra one
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>>63419528
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQNzBYiwn3E

try to watch this with a straight face
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>>63420911
Shut up.
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>>63420911
literally lost looking at the screenshot
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>>63420843
That's the most intimidating mustache I've ever seen.
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>>63420871


Is this a meme?
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>>63421027
that's a really nice ass for a weathered hag she's fucking 32

>>63421033
god i hate being lowtest
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>>63420911
>SHE REALLY IS A SUPERHERO A FREAK OF EXSISTENCE!

everytime
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>>63421079
Women truly age like milk.
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Remember when Fedor got destroyed by Dan Henderson?
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>>63421230
does that mean that vitor could heem fedor aswell
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>>63421278
Fedor ducked the fuck out of Vitor.

When Barnett roided out of Affliction 3, Vitor stepped up on 3 days notice and offered to fight Fedor. Fedor said no, and the card got cancelled with Affliction dying.
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>>63418922
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>>63421278
Not that guy but I remember they were trying to get Vitor to fight him in Affliction. When Barnett popped and killed the Fedor fight (and organization) matchmakers were trying to find a replacement. Vitor was gonna be the guy. This was a at time when he was juicing too he could have. Funny how people are about fighters and PED use
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>>63421230
Fedor was winning untill he lost tbqh
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>>63421406
That's the MVP of a sport with a tremendously deep talent pool of real athletes, not Rose Namajunas.
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>>63415535
Chad ate a ton of body kicks, tho
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>>63419964
You're a piece of shit. Thominhas is fun as fuck.
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>>63415535
Conor was beating the shit out of Chad, no way chad could have kept that fight going at the pace he was. You know control means fuck all in a real fight when you're getting the shit kicked out of you .
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>>63421628
he's more skilled than athletic at least in a speed and power sense and he's small by nba standards
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-z82lJEpzo

>tfw you have to heem grandma
>>
USADA drug test failures announced this week, who do you predict is going to fail?
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>>63422258
heem sleepy
>>
ufc 193 40 minute embedded still not on youtube?
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>>63422258
at least he didn't suckerpunch a horse
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Almeida vs Lineker next what you think lads?
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>>63422372
>caring about "men" the size of children fighting
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>>63422372
Stann already said Shelby is trying to match Thomas with a former flyweight. Could be Lineker, but I think it's Dodson. Either would be insane.
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>>63422297
Nope, replay is tomorrow at 10pm est on fs1
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>>63422452
I reckon Lineker could heem Alemida desu, dude has an iron chin and fists of fury
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>>63422452
Oh shit Dodson would actualy be a great fight
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>>63422544
Dodson ducking Ray Borg
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>>63422593
>Ray Borg
who
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>>63422636
Some flyweight who has literally never beaten an opponent in the top 15
>>
When flyweights fight I usually use the bathroom, fix snacks and whatnot
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Who else prefers Stann over Rogan? It seemed like Stann does more research and knows the fighter's better. He give more detailed analysis each fighter's skillset besides "he has a very underrated ground game."
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>>63422527
Welp, he said it isn't Lineker. Let's hope it's Dodson.
https://twitter.com/BrianStann/status/663257967739994112
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>>63422696
>turned 22 the week of his last fight

RELAX
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>>63422807
makes sense desu senpai, the winner could easily fight for the title
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>>63422845
How is his age relevant to what I said?
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>>63422845
He barely lost to Dustin who literally everyone looks like shit against. He'll never be a title challenger though so let's end this meme.
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>>63422900
kek no one ever remembers Rafael Assunção even exists. It's kinda sad.
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>>63422956
Well, stupid, you could say the same thing about practically any all-time great mma fighter (they never beat anyone in the top 15 when they were 21). Don't worry I accept your apology.
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>>63423007
Rory Macdonald, max Holloway to name a couple off the top of my head.

You're the one saying Dodson is ducking him. I point out he has never even beaten a ranked opponent.
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>>63422984
he is injured quite a bit senpai.

Also, Muhnoz vs Birchak a good match up?
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>>63413534
Drake. I would become an international hero.
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>>63423097
Great matchup. Munhoz has a lot of potential, and Birchak is a nice challenge foe him to bounce back. I'm so glad there's new blood in bantamweight. The division was pretty shallow a while ago.
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>>63423236
I like the match up too but I wouldn't want one of them to go on a losing streak. Also I was so impressed by Rivera yesterday, dude is build like a brickhouse. I'm proud to say that I watched his UFC debut live in Glasgow.
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>>63423405
That fight was visually weird. Just by looking, you would say Rivera was going to try and wrestle and Munhoz was going to be confortable striking. Also, River hits with mean intentions, I think he can knock the head off anyone in that division.
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>>63423604
I loved Rivera's boxing, who do you reckon he will face next? He is only 26 too.
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>>63415776
>you have to fight back
good reffing
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I really think Coker fucked up with Kimbo vs dada 5000. He could have gotten a much bigger name imo
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>>63424661
>dada 5000
who
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>>63414346
got hit so hard he turned into joseph benavidez
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>>63418922
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>>63425608
JUST
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Remember when Ryan Bader thought he was getting a title shot?
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>>63425608
they fucked up the front i literally could have done a better job with my buzz clippers
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>>63425608
She looks like Furiosa.
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>>63425660
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Dat Dagestani smile.
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>>63426237
very suave
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>>63426237
awful nose
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>>63423953
Him vs Cody Gabrandt would be interesting, but I don't think it will happen right now
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>>63426295

Dagestanis do not care about looks, Westerner.
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Post heems
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>>63426443
sheeitt, BW has a lot of prospects

Aljo
Almeida
Lineker
Rivera
Muhnoz
Garbrandt
Holdsworth

probably forgot a few too
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>crowds are actually starting join in on Bruce's iiiiiIIIIITS TIME
Good for him.
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>>63426895
I think it is going to get a lot more popular as a division over the next year. Cruz vs Dillashaw and Dillashaw vs Faber will bring a lot of attention to it and it has the young talent to develop. too bad 125 is hopeless.
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>>63426513
>leftist shits btfo
good.

>>63426898
they have been doing that forever
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>>63426898
Crowds have done that in the past, I think the Brazilians are the only ones loud enough to sound like they're joining him
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>>63426237
absolute killer. If only he had gone for the ko
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>>63422258

She kept scooting more and more forward, closer and closer to him, trying to use her physical presence to intimidate and coerce him into completing his transaction more quickly, and clearly he is waiting on the cashier.

Not even being edgy - that stupid old cunt deserved it.
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>>63424661
a lot of people saw that netflix documentary with dada5000. They can hype the shit out of this can fight
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>>63430546
he's a pretty sure dude though.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Dhafir-Harris-61683
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>Literally a 10/10

Why is she so perfect, bros?
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So, does the Chris still get no credit for dominating a "natty" Vitor who still had very high test levels?
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>>63432387
The Chris is great, don't listen to the memers
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>>63432387
Stop bothering. It's too late now for them to join the team.
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>>63432387
Why would anything have changed? Serious question.
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>>63433255
Showed Vitor still has knockout power and a killer instinct. people like to say his wins on TRT are invalid when he can clearly still come out strong in the first round.
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I have a feeling December is going to hold up in its current state. We have just over a month to make it without injuries.
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>>63433791

A few weeks out is when most major injuries seem to take place, unfortunately. Right in the most intense part of the camp.
>>
Will Aldo show up?
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>>63433394
>people like to say his wins on TRT are invalid when he can clearly still come out strong in the first round.

I can already tell you're that faggot Weidman nuthugger
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>>63434085
Why won't you join the team bro?
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I would like all British, Canadian, and Lithuanian posters to issue apologies to Americas true middleweight hero Chris Weidman on December 13th. You won't be able to join the team, but I will only shitpost about weidmans goat status at 80%.
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>>63434235
Because being given as much as credit as he has been given is a bit undeserved dude.

The average age of his title opponents is 37. Also, one of his four title fights was vs a guy who had literally just had his lifelong TRT taken away, and another suffered a freak injury and that's what decided the fight. It's not that he isn't good, it's just that literally all of his title fights have a little asterisk beside them.

Anderson clowned him and got caught.
Anderson suffered a freak injury.
Machida was old, washed up, and proceeded to get smashed twice more after their fight, proving that he's near retirement. He's literally in the twilight of his career. This is probably his best win ever.
Belfort had just had his lifelong TRT taken away.
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>>63431081
I beg to differ >>63418998

She's only attractive in comparison to the other female fighters. Compared to actual attractive girls, she's extremely average.
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>>63434977
>Anderson clowned him and got caught.
Has you seen Anderson fight before? That was frequently part of his strategy to fuck with people's heads. The Chris was too mentally strong.
>Anderson suffered a freak injury.
Maybe he shouldn't have kept trying leg kicks after getting them checked like 3 times in a minute
>Machida was old, washed up, and proceeded to get smashed twice more after their fight, proving that he's near retirement. He's literally in the twilight of his career. This is probably his best win ever.
I agree it's his best win. I don't think machida was washed up at that point.
>Belfort had just had his lifelong TRT taken away.
He still had crazy high test levels and is still shown to be a killer in the first round. The Chris withstood his flurry because he won't back down
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>>63434977

>leg breaking from a checked kick
>freak injury

Are you fucking retarded?

Honest question.
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>>63434977
eat shit canakek
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>>63413534
Jimmy Fallon
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>>63435198
>and is still shown to be a killer in the first round.

he beat a man who is literally a senior
>>
https://twitter.com/AngieOverkill/status/663424376054878212

they released the farting black chick
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>>63435659
good
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>>63435618
I know it isn't the best person to hold up as a test, but that kick would still have kos most people and Vitor certainly didn't look slow or hesitant to go for the finish off TRT.
>>
EMBEDDED
http://youtu.be/j3-F6DcGUsk
#ROUSEYREVOLUTION
#ONCEINALIFETIME
#ONCEINEVER
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>>63435937
ah fuck I was about to go to sleep.
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>>63435795
He looked good dude, don't get me wrong. But Henderon is ancient and his chin is absolute shit now. He's still nowhere near the animal he was during his roaded out TRT stint and he never will be.
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>>63435937
>some Australian D-lister doing the commentary


that's annoying as fuck
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>>63435659
pls god don't let kailin qt curran get cut
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>>63436389
too marketable
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>>63421230
I remember Fedor easily winning before a H-bomb was dropped then even more were dropped straight to the back of the head as Henderson does all the time.
>>
shit son
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>>63436531

Fedor is a can-crushing and it doesn't matter how many of his losses are due to illegal blows - it doesn't change the fact that Fedor is a fucking scrub who fought people who were LITERALLY professional wrestlers or laying fucking plumbing two weeks before the fight.

Fedor is a fraud and fucking joke.

>losing to Bigfoot

LMAO ok straya
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>>63435937
vicious boxing at 15:04, Mike
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>>63435937
>it seem ended like at 190 the deck was stacked against Ronda, facing an undefeated Brazilian
Oh my sides
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>>63436358
Anyone else really want the UFC to have a female commentator occasionally? Julie Kedzie would be great at it.
>>
Just watched the card, was decent t bh. Some good moments
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>>63436905
as long as she doesn't have an Aussie accent, everything is alright. Can't imagine anyone but Kedzie doing it though.
>>
Fedor is a fucking joke. Do you think if GSP came back he would fight anyone but the very best?
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>>63437119

fedor is not confined by our rules, anon
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>>63436636
This is a meme opinion only said by casuals.

Fedor literally beat a bunch of ex UFC heavyweight champs and prime Big Nog. He did crush cans and he deteriorated into a sloppy boxer near the end of his career because he stopped using his striking to set up his grappling so instead of his straight, bump, takedown combo for instance, he'd just wing hooks. He's beaten pretty much everyone worth beating from his era with ease.
>>
>>63437119
gsp would beat fedor no joke
>>
>tfw i could heem every here
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>>63437236
Get in my guard, bro
>>
Is holly ronda's toughest test or just another can?
>>
>>63437903
Cat was. Holm has potential, but she's not ready yet.
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>>63414301
Diaz is a fag and so are you
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>>63438252
i bet i could take you down
>>
who /downtown abbey/ here?
>>
>>63435937
>dat subtle racism from Joanna
>>
Guests you'd like to see on Fight Companion?

1. Dana White
2. Luke Thomas
3. Julie Kedzie
4. Travis Browne
5. Bas
...
15. Bobby Lee's girlfriend
16. Special K
...
25. Bobby Lee
26. Mandy Moore
27. Bryan Callen
...
1037. John Wayne Parr
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>post literal tranny porn last night
>get temp blocked by jani-kun~
>still not banned

i can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing
>>
who does this belong to?
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>>63440272
cunny ronda
>>
Diaz 2,3,5
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>>63440523
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>>63440523
>>63440558
True fight fan detected
>>
anyone else feel like they're falling out of love with the sport?

the drought in combination with the last two events have left a sour taste in my mouth
>>
#fuckreebok
#bringbackburt
#fuckreebok
#savestitch
#fuckreebok
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>>63441525
Yeah shits getting shitty and the shitty reebok shit is shit plus I literally don't give a fuck about max Holloway and shit


Diaz 1,2,5
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>>63422258
iktfb
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>>63441623
UFC has been fucking up royally on the PR end of things lately, in part due to Reebok, in part due to Dana White. What could Dave Sholler and the board of executives do to fix things?
>>
>>63441525
Completely. I used to watch GSP fight as I was a huge fan. I remember seeing him fight in TKO and UCC before the UFC, and since he retired, I've lost interest for the most part.

I stopped posting in /heem/ a while ago, but I lurk periodically. I lurk /cfb/ sometimes as well, but don't post there either.

/sp/ itself isn't what it was. I won't blame the moderation or the janitors or the generals. It's just not as fun.
>>
>>63441525
I've felt the exact opposite oddly enough. I'm totally upset at the anti-consumer and anti-fighter things the UFC has done, but damn has this year just been fantastic for fights. I'd gas out just enumerating all the great moments so far. Also the current crop of champs are fantastic.
>>
>>63441829
The punch was so unnecessary.

I understand the notion that people in desperate times will do unspeakable things that they normally wouldn't do, but punching that woman after you already took her purse was so callous and makes you a legitimate horrible person.
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>>63442008
>>63441829
mike tyson used to do this exact thing
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>>63413847
Only gays in denial are attracted to this
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>>63413847
yes
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>>63441829
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>>63441525
Not really. There will always be shit events/meme card for as long as the UFC is around. The first MMA fight night I ever saw was Bigfoot vs Hunt, and I've been addicted to the sport ever since. The SJWs have definitely made their presence known with all the Ronda shilling, but apart from that I don't have any huge complaints from an entertainment perspective. There's a lot of really exciting fights to look forward to in december, so people need to start getting hype. By the end of 2015 we could have seen 3 PPVs that hovered around a million buys. If UFC 194 doesn't disintegrate is has GOAT potential
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>>63439460
what do you have against JWP
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>>63442048
lel
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>>63442615
The SJWs don't get along with Ronda though
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>>63439460
>Luke Thomas
Straight garbage list right there. He'd be a terrible guest to have on.
>you that Ishmiura oshtinagi reversal is the truest form of the grappling technique
>I'm not excited in any way for this bout Joe, seriously it is the epitome of "JUST BLEED" martial arts
>the intrinsic nature of Erick Silva's stand up is almost Coronation like
>Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub are such odorous toads
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>>63442842
they keep trying to co-opt her but she rejects their advances, because her mother raised her to value logic
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do any of you keks even actually trane ufc?
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>>63442942
i train reebok now
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>>63442942
every day i hang out behind the ufc gym and roll with anyone who dares
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>>63442643
Why'd you delete your post
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>>63442942
I do crossfit
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>>63443222
there's a crossfit gym near the 10th planet where i live
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>>63442942
get in my guard and find out, pussy
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>>63442942
I train onefc now
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>>63420148
which betting site is that
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Cerrone and the boys go duck hunting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbOWiQ0DvO0
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wait what
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>>63443480
Poor Indian guy. You think they clowned his designated shitting area, too?
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>>63443570

she really doesn't want to do it which is fine but she should have shut the fuck up then
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>>63443570
what a piece of shit
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>>63443653
Yea, like its really late and a huge group of rowdy people come in being loud as fuck and making fun of your food
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>>63443480
>tfw you will never be a puppy hanging with the BMF boys as they duck hunt

Just kill me now
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Reminder that no one has legitimately beaten Nicholas Diaz in over 6 years

Have fun with your paper champs and shirty ppv #s
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>>63443570
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>>63443570
holy shit what a fucking fraud!

>i-i'll do what i already promised if YOU guys raise literally 10 thousand dollars in a week
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as a sadist, shaving a woman's head is the most pleasurable thing I could imagine doing to her.

it robs them of their femininity and for someone like Paige whose looks and femininity are almost solely responsible for her notoriety it would be even more glorious.
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>>63444847
You're gonna be filling your trousers when she struts out of that barbershop and looks more beautiful than ever
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>>63444837
I doubt she's gonna do it, even if they somehow manage to raise the money. There's no way to see how much is raised, anyways.
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>>63443570
Uncle Dana will pay her not to do this.

btw I hate this friendly fighter mentality, Paige should be (and probably is) fucking pissed that Rose Namajunas dug this stupid mistake out of her closet from a couple of years ago.
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Rose literally just trolled a fighter better than anyone else has in the history of the UFC without saying a single bad thing about them.
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>>63444972
>pissed that Rose Namajunas dug this stupid mistake out of her closet from a couple of years ago.

I doubt Paige not doing it had a lot to do with Rose's decision.
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>>63444972
it was literally within the last year, "major" news outlets were running the story this year
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>>63444920
It's still great. She got enough negative response than her PR person came up with this.

She looks like an ass now whether she shaves her head or not. If she doesn't she still lied about it, if she does she got shamed into doing it.
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Paige did agree to take a harder fight as a replacement. I think Rose is literally the hardest fight in the world at strawweight (lol) available for December.
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>>63440499
Rumble did the exact same thing to Gustafsson. Why do people insist on doing these types of kicks that leave them so easily exposed?
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>don't hate
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>>63445450
d-dockbro?
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>>63414346
>never skip leg day
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>>63445450
a real human bean
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I'm sick of all the cyber-bullying Paige receives. Shouldn't we do our duty as good fightfans by defending her honour?
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>>63445769
She apparently quit school because of bullying, now she's got about 1,000 autistic NEETs who cyber-bully professionally trolling her.
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>>63445769
I wanna jizz in her butt
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>>63445450
>mfw she still doesn't do it

>>63445769
I agree. You will gets replies like "back to Reddit" or >>>/lgbt/ to your post. But honestly I respect every man and woman who puts on gloves to step into the cage or ring. They fight for our entertainment,train hard, and bust their ass to put on a show for you. She's going to raise so much money for cancer research. And the people who lambaste her for that are shit heads. Be your own man. I bet the same fuckers that hate on her repeat that hot garbage Conor McGregor spews.
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>>63445906
>mfw she still doesn't do it

she's obviously getting a lot of shit for it. she has two of the top 10 viewed threads on sherdog's forum. Rose's thread got 52,000 views in 24 hours
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>>63445726
does it look/sound like she just stopped crying?
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>>63446045
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>>63446246

why bother to form and express your own opinions when you can literally copy and paste them from someone else.
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>>63446246
i nominate this guy for president of /heem/
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>>63446475
I posted it for our entertainment value. There is no need to be upset.
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>>63446475
>implying he didnt write it there first
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>>63446510
I've do that too, it's fun. /r/mma, BloodyElbow, and Sherdog all have some real gold
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>>63446533
>implying i could go 7 days without getting banned let alone 7 years
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>>63445726
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>>63445769
Oh come the fuck on. She said she was going to cut her hair off for cancer and then didn't do it. That's beyond scummy.
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>>63445726
>dickdahm You already said you would do it a year ago. Now you want $10,000 more? Doesn't get more disgusting then that. Literally LYING to cancer patients haha. Hope you feel good about yourself.

>get2knoe_me Shave your pussy instead you'll make double hoe

>diamondsinmyring Shes not gonna do it. She is fake as hell and will back out again.

>dobbythedogg Why don't use your own money?

>beasty_betty Lmao wtf, you still owe us from last time

>jose13rodriguez00Lol unbelievable puplicity stunt just like the ufc to make her do it baka

>gammazdnb Damage control

>gabeknudson Fuck Paige fakezant!! Way too much hype can't wait til she gets beat up.

>evenlust Hahahaha are you actually gonna cut it this time? You were suppose to after your first fight in the UFC .. People don't forget Hahahaha
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>>63447390
>get2knoe_me Shave your pussy instead you'll make double hoe
based.
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>>63447533
I'd like to get to know that user
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>>63441861
>UFC has been fucking up royally on the PR end of things lately, in part due to Reebok, in part due to Dana White. What could Dave Sholler and the board of executives do to fix things?
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>>63447719
that's racist
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Why can't she just shave it and wear a wig? Women who don't have European blood do it all the time.
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>>63413320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe8S52OaP_Q

enoy a bunch of old lawler non-ufc fights
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>>63447719
Why does nobody respect Poland? :(
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I need a good laugh, can someone post Edmond related shit. thanks
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>>63448595
Germany and Russia fucking wiped out the country's best and brightest.
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>>63448531
Diaz literally beat the "champ" and Anderson
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>>63448757
I'm glad you have a new hobby
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>>63448757

real talk though, how did anderson win that fight?
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Rumblr is being released this week. Remember to always wear eye protection and a thai cup. They laughed at our gis. We will laugh at their funerals.
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>>63448757
he didn't beat anderson, they were both counter punchers and refused to engage

as for beating robbie, he did so when A. Rod was a texas ranger, ray charles was alive, itunes wasn't available in europe. people use windows XP, google wan't publicly tradeable, kobe hadn't be declared innocent and the montreal expos still exist
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>>63448814
I'm glad you're still in denial
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>>63449425
So basically you're saying he beat them both? Cool thanks
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>>63448954
thanks bro want to team up?
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>>63449472
What am I in denial about? I just have been catching up and seeing all the unsolicited Nick Diaz defense. I and am glad to see a new heem meme meister
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>>63449592
Ok so not losing in over six years makes you a meme?
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>>63419964
You deserve the death penalty
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>>63414346
this looks like delmar from o brother where art thou got dipped in a nuclear waste river
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>>63449693
Oh you
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>>63445317
They all want to be cover of the next UFC game
>>
this is quite literally the greatest UFC PPV in the history of November 2015.

Main Card (PPV, 10 PM ET)

Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau
Mark Hunt vs. Antonio Silva
Uriah Hall vs. Robert Whittaker
Jared Rosholt vs. Stefan Struve

Preliminary Card (FS1, 8 PM ET)

Akbarh Arreola vs. Jake Matthews
Kyle Noke vs. Peter Sobotta
Anthony Perosh vs. Gian Villante
Danny Martinez vs. Richie Vaculik

Preliminary Card (Fight Pass, 6 PM ET)

James Moontasri vs. Anton Zafir
Steve Kennedy vs. Rich Walsh
Daniel Kelly vs. Steve Montgomery
Ryan Benoit vs. Ben Nguyen
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>>63449749
Pretty sure GSPs face was way more messed up

Also how is trying not to fight winning a fight

Diaz 3,4,5
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>>63449588
I love the future
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>>63449896
it's gonna be great
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>>63449716
>You deserve the death penalty

You guys don't even have the death penalty!
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>>63449896
Uhhhh I honestly don't understand how that could be considered best PPV when it's girl fight, girl fight, combined age 80 fight, reality star fight, literally who after that but ok sell those wolf tickets
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>>63449897
A true meme meister indeed! Meme on brother, meme on
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>>63449940
Year of last execution:
Argentina: 1916
Brazil: 1876
Canada: 1945
Australia: 1967
USA: October 29th
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>>63449986
Good argument
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>>63421939
FUCK i have always looked for the source of those ditties
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>>63450020
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>>63450020
Brazil: Nov 7th
What Almeida did to Birchak was FILTHY
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>>63449963
what other ppv's are there in nov 2015 anon? :)
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>>63450020
How do you achieve inmate overcrowding while having a death penalty?
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>>63450083
What she's wearing is making them look deceptively large.
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>>63450220
25 to life for prostitution, gambling or drug possession
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>>63449927
I was reading this article about how this gang has an accountant and a bunch of web developers as part of their heroin business.
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>>63448595
irrelevant country full of irrelevant people

if they were relevant they would move to new york or la
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>>63450210
Just noticed that ok I guess it's debatable thanks
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is this the best thing Reebok has done?
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>>63450077
Do you think Nate didn't get BTFO by Dos Anjos either?
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>>63450363
>irrelevant country full of irrelevant people

they're doing well considering their scholars, doctors, scientists, engineers etc. were systematically wiped out during the 20th century
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What time does the Rousey PPV start? Normal American times?
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>>63450519
Lmao, was this recently
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>>63450466
Nick and Nate are different people bro
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please make the new thread about paige's hair
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>>63450579
Should have stayed with hockey
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>>63450524
Yep, Main card starts at 10 EST
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>>63450486
Birchak's going to wind up a top 15 fighter in the division.

I picked Almeida but I would have picked Almeida against everyone he reasonably would have been matched up against.
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>>63450589
Truly the tattoos and purple mohawk of 2015 : bald girls
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>>63450594
Thanks lad
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>>63450594
i'm staying up past midnight all week in preparation for this banging card
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>>63450614
>>63450614
>>63450614
new
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>>63450601
Yeah Birchak didn't look bad, he was just fighting someone with abnormal power for 135ers.
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>>63450608
fucking ellenberger
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>>63450579
If I was canadian and had money I would start an MMA organization entirely based on hockey enforcers.
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>>63450644
How easy is it for an American to become Canadian?
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>>63450710

Not very. Canadians actually take that shit more seriously than yanks.
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>>63450830
Not if you are a paki or a refugee, so maybe you should try signing up
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>>63450857

It's 2015, you can stop crying now
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>>63450868
It's just bantz i love you ukbro
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>>63450857
lol
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>>63450891

I love you too, sry about the Falklands
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>>63450911
Don't worry about it
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>>63443570
notice she doesn't mention SHAVING her head like she did last time. she's going to get a pixie cut at most
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What's a good torrent site for fight events (old/new, mma/boxing/kickboxing)?
inb4 google
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>>63453148

have you tried google?
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>>63449897
>Pretty sure GSPs face was way more messed up
It wasn't and you're clearly a child for even suggesting that as a way of determining who won a fight except in extreme cases.
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