>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Middleweight Main Event
Vitor Belfort (24-11-0) vs. Dan Henderson (31-13-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (23-4-0) vs. Patrick Cummins (8-2-0)
Bantamweight
Thomas Almeida (20-0-0) vs. Anthony Birchak (11-2-0)
Lightweight
Alex Oliveira (13-2-1) vs. Piotr Hallmann (15-4-0)
Lightweight
Rashid Magomedov def Gilbert Burns via unanimous decision(30-27)
Light Heavyweight
Corey Anderson def Fábio Maldonado via unanimous decision(30-27)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Lightweight
Gleison Tibau def Abel Trujillo via rd 1 Submission(RNC)
Lightweight
Johnny Case def Yan Cabral via unanimous decision(29-28)
Featherweight
Thiago Tavares def Clay Guida via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
Featherweight
Chas Skelly def Edimilson Souza via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Viscardi Andrade def Gasan Umalatov via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
Bantamweight
Jimmie Rivera def Pedro Munhoz via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Bantamweight
Matheus Nicolau def Bruno Korea via rd 3 Submission(Guillotine)
1st for Oliveira
>>63408141
nth for hues eating boogers
>>>63408144
>Sweden lusting after black men once again
SWEDEN YES! If you worked American hours you'd have enough Ikea beds for all those immigrants you're absorbing.
>Reminder that unless African all fighters are European
>>63408265
What about Asians senpai
anyone have a non-taima stream that's decent quality?
taima won't work for me and i don't know how to uncheck IPv6
>post yfw the brazilian cowboy is a more legit cowboy than the phony american 'cowboy'
>>63408255
What is your general opinion of Swedes?
Piotr "The Polish Punching Bag" Hallmann
>>63408320
here u go senpai. http://www.stream2watch.me/faqs/stream-error
>>63408317
Fun fact, Africans are the only humans who have no Neanderthal DNA in them. Europeans and Asians are all at least ~3% Neanderthal.
>>63408317
>asians
Do they have a single relevant fighter?
> OOO ESSS SAY
what do they mean by this?
>>63408392
Bruce Lee
What are the chances 193 gets stickied?
>>63408392
>>63408378
>islanders are africans now
americaneducation.jpeg
>>63408263
imagine a manhoef with a decent chin
>>63408415
this t
Fuck, Hallman looks like an amateur. He's probably German or something. I'm going to sleep.
>>63408429
lol
>>63408392
Cung Le and Thanh Le
>>63408392
Mitzugaki maybe? Sort-of?
>>63408338
indifferent. They're smug as a country but have no reason to be since they haven't accomplished anything for the last 400 years.
>>63408415
>relevant
>>63408373
thanks desu it worked
>>63408378
only a very, very tiny group of africans have missed out on the neanderthal dna, like real small tribes of aborginals
>>63408486
>the laces were in
>>63408458
>not the dong
>>63408486
monson should stop mma and only grapple
>>63408437
>Argentina
>>63408236
goddamnit anon, i've been laughing for minutes.
that stand up was horrendous
>>63408392
The Champ
>>63408561
>USA
GADELHA
>>63408573
Forgot pic
1-1 going into the third
>>63408528
This is such an ugly ending.
1-1 havent been paying much attention though
pro tip: if you can't identify the flag at first glance, it's a shit country
>>63408392
>>63408429
Amendment: Polynesians are a distinct race. They have iron chins, crazy KO power and shit cardio.
>>63408461
Him, Aoki and Dong is the only ones who can hang at top level. No one will ever be champ though.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>63408582
you probably spend your entire day consuming US culture, and using our innovations
is anyone else getting serious lag and interruption of the broadcast?
>>63408599
hottie to be honest with you family
>>63408611
overhyped can crusher
>>63408392
H O R I G U C H I
seriously though he should've had a couple more fights before he fought DJ.
HEEM SLEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!
Piotr is a disgrace to Poles and the white race
fml i just lost 10 grand
Finally we got a good heem
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>63408642
"Not me," said the flea.
Probably just because I just watched the Bradley boxing fight but what a horrible stand up fight despite that KO fucking hell
H E E M
E
E
M
T B H
B
H
F A M
A
M
>>63408642
http://www.foxsports.com/foxsportsgo/
hd stream senpai
>>63408637
>us
>culture
stop
>HEEMED
Hate to say I told you so brehs.....
>HEEEM
HEEM
>HEEEM
HEEM
>HEEEM
HEEM
HEEEEEEM
>its a lanklet isn't man enough to fight guys his own size fight
finally some HEEM
HEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>63408681
I bet you wear jeans
H E E M
>tips fedora
good night irene
>>63408681
what's argentina like? how are the people? what do you guys eat? i've never heard anything about it.
fukkkkkkk missed it
HEEM SLEEPY
H E E M E D H I M
E
E
M
>>63408680
I mean on tv. I'm actually watching it on TV
>>63408644
It's honestly incredible how Ali got up so fast from that hook. Like it didn't even fucking phase him. (It did)
yeassss an HEEEEEEEEEEM
>watching dudes give each other literal brain damage for a mere few thousand dollars
Does anyone else feel bad about this sometimes?
>>63408733
>that top 10 scrolling by on the bottom
>>63408681
>implying you don't consume US culture regularly
I've been to your shitbox country, and aside from the chimmichura sauce, it's low test. Even your "whites" live like savages albeit in nice houses but you're all filthy unkempt animals. Even your indians were wearing clothing embroidered with American culture. Your youth blasted our nigger music at every stop light.
>tfw 4th gen finally has games
>>63408757
no. do u feel bad for a plumber diggin in sht>
>>63408757
nah, they know what they are getting themselves in for
>>63408603
Genki Sudo is a mythical creature and above all trapping of human nomenclature.
just got home from the bar and it took me 5 minutes to find this thread. when did cowboy get so black
>>63408691
How the fuck did he almost live to 100 after that?
>>63408738
well thats the official fs1 stream and its working fine for me so its probably something on your end or area
>>63408781
No, plumbers aren't giving themselves concussions and dementia for entertainment and they're usually well compensated for their work.
>>63408796
That's what training in Albuquerque will get ya
>>63408642
My stream is good. Shouldn't be either. If it's a ppv usually but Fight Nights are usually smooth.
I don't know whether to watch Cummins vs Glover or Trump on SNL
>>63408764
Who Belfort, Cummins, Almeida here?
>>63408773
>your youth blaster our nigger music
our youth listen to shitty caribbean and tropical music, nigger music is only listened by the middle class who used to watch MTV in the 2000's
Stop already, pls
learn to handle the bantz
>>63408525
Monson is doing a local pro-BJJ show later this month. Should be fun.
>>63408764
Upset city inbound
Who else here wants Hendo to make one last miraculous title run?
Cowboy vs Cowboy would be violent
>>63408764
we still in the game f
>>63408857
>only our educated youth listens to nigger music
kekekekekekek epic
>>63408846
You gotta watch a prizefight live. You can watch that dumb dumpling doing dastardly deeds later
>>63408857
>our youth listen to shitty caribbean and tropical music
That's fucking nigger music you dumb spaniard.
>>63408879
he is 45, man
>>63408857
>being this bootyblasted your country was exposed as a haven for niggers and beaners
>>63408879
Cheers
Dont tell me thats another Rocky film?
>all these video game ads during commercials
is /HEEM/ confirmed sport for manchildren?
>>63408879
He's looked so bad.. I just want him to leave his legacy alone and retire.
>there are a large amount of people here who think Hendo is going to win
>>63408773
>>63408895
>>63408913
>>63408857
shitty english tbqhwy
but you will understand anyway, it's not like you didn't completely destroy the beautiful and Real british english
I was talking about american niggers, not spic niggers pakistan
>>63408923
Which makes it even prettier
>THANK U FOR PROTECTING ARE FREEDOMS
>Thank you for protecting our freedoms
What a retard.
>>63408857
Matias confirmed for mad. Stay kucked, kiddo
>>63408954
they play these shitty commercials during NFL games too
>>63408972
This is almost as big a mess as your country.
>>63408923
Thats why it'd be miraculous
can someone post some joe rogan reaction images
>>63408757
I've been boxing for 7 years.
I'm scared sometimes about the damage I've done to my brain; but on the other hand boxing is the only thing in life I'm good at. I've always been sheltered and lazy, I'm a nice guy who constantly fails in social situations and never seems to fit in. There are so many better people out there that I always feel like a loser with low self esteem.
Boxing is the only thing I've ever committed to and worked hard at, and it's the one time I can get in a ring with these guys who are better than me in every other way and actually stand toe to toe if not outclass them. These guys are better than me in every way, they've got hotter girlfriends, better jobs, more money, funnier, they fit in better in social situations, tons of friends.
It's not always about money; if it wasn't for boxing I would be a total loser. Although I'm terrified of getting old incase I find out I'm brain damaged, I'd rather have something in my life that I can be proud of. I know being an amateur boxer isn't even a big feat and it doesn't really impress anyone else... but it proves something to myself.
I don't feel sorry for these guys at all, they're doing what they love. Everything worth having comes with a price. Live 100 years as a nobody or live 50 years as a king? I know which one I'd prefer.
Is this the main event?
This is the real main event
>>63409013
Nope, 2 fights after this one
>>63408970
I don't understand it at all. Hendo is done in the first 15 seconds.
>>63408972
What the fuck does that even mean? I don't think nigger means what you think it means, Santiago.
>>63408373
Thanks, desu, Senpai.
wooo pickett KO was awesome
>>63408970
Vitor is in the same boat as Hendo without TRT
tfw i being bullied by the anglos
>>63409049
you're in for a shock my friend
if that jimmy dean sun rolled up and started talking shit about my breakfast i'd fuck him up
>>63409009
>I waste my life doing autistic shit
all the video game ads are just because it's November and all the Christmas games just came out
assassins creed u wat m8 edition looks like the worst of them all
>>63409009
YOU ONLY GOT ONE SHOT, SO BRING YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER
>>63408757
Their biggest brain damage is self-inflicted from when they started filling their brains with hand to hand combat knowledge. Just listen to the fighters try to string together a sentence in those armed service adds.
tldr; and nothing of value was lost
>>63408975
What's it like to have no military pride?
>>63408970
It's like people didn't see the first minute of the Weidman fight
>>63409009
No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.
Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ABOUT CARA
>>63409009
Tldr
>>63408141
Claudia is my dream woman
I am literally in love
>>63408975
Its embarrassing that they still run that pathetic propaganda
Americans, does the average person on the street actually still fall for that shit?
Please for the sake of your country say no
>mom is kill
>>63409007
i got you canadabro
>>63409051
kek
>>63409051
At least u tried to fite them lad.
>>63409114
>An Irish guy thinks he's entitled to answers.
So is Hendo/Belfort after this twink fight?
>>63409112
her sisters are pretty hot too
I have a strong feeling Birchak will win in a big upset
>>63409114
the country that believes in trickle down and has the president bless a turkey isn't this gullible?
>>63409114
Shouldn't you still be bowing to the queen and getting kucked by the UK, supergrass?
>>63409155
no we get the cummies next daddy
>>63409104
I know you're trying to troll me man, it's cool. Some people understand and some people don't; but it's not always about money.
I'm not even a great amateur boxer, I'm average. Lost my last fight and hoping to finish after my next fight just so I can end on a high note and prove I'm not like the rest of my family.
But yeah brah, keep it up. Enjoy the rest of the event.
>tfw my mom is having more fun watching handegg in the living room than I am with my stream of this subpar hue card
she won't stop screaming
handegg is a pleb sport, r-right guys?
>>63409170
You sound awfully bitter for an eskimo. How's it feel that Canadians would rather live here than your north pole of a country?
>>63409155
No, Pat has to try and cummins all over Glover's face first.
welp this is already fotn
>>63409155
We haven't even seen Glover yet
All real fight fans are sleep deprived ya goof
>>63409196
Only Americans can box sweetheart. Your countrymen just haven't had the balls since we had to pull you crying from the ruins of WWII.
>>63409207
your mum has patrician taste mate
>>63409094
You get drafted when you're 18 in this country, 1 year minimum military service. There's no special pride because everyone's expected to chip in.
I had no illusions of protecting any freedoms, I knew I was a NATOc
> This fight
>That reversal on the takedown into the alligator roll =O
>that grappling
Holy fuck that was terrible
>>63409207
Hand egg is elite. If there were any good games on if be watching those
>>63409009
Man, keep at it. There are bound to be many speed bumps in life. Some people will have it better than you, some people will have it worse. We're all on our separate journey. As long as you stay focused and aim to whichever goal you've chosen, then nothing but good things can come of it. Win or lose, it's better to have devoted your life to something than to have sat and wasted it away, doing nothing at all.
As long as you're putting in your all and being the best "you" you can be, then there's nothing for you to be ashamed of.
>>63409255
>tfw when based football Sunday won't come sooner
HEEM FUCKIN SLEEPY
BAH GAWD
HE KILLED HIM
HE KILLED HIM
MY GOD !!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
MANLET MASTER RACE.
>>63408141
Those punches! Holy shit +3 knockback!
HEEM ANNIHILATED
this shits putting me asleep
HEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Fuck that was a heem
HEEM SHAD NOW!
>>63408141
>tfw i didn't know i had fox sports1
>tfw turns out i have 1000+ channels i dont even pay for
>find the channel & see some guy get heem'd the fuck out
feels good brehs
wow that guy's dead
BASED ALMEIDA
jesus
>That leg folding under
Exploding Knees anyone
That was like Rashad Evans vs Lyoto Machida
Wow..
Wow......
Wowwww...
Did anyone see that shot of the poor fucker on the ground? He looked like a vegetable
HEEEM HEEM HEEM
OHHH FUUUC
Birchak is a pretty good fighter too. Impressive shit.
HOLY EXTRA HEEM SLEEPY!!!!
EXTRA HEEM SLEEPY!!!
>HEEM TURNED INTO RAGDOLL
HEEM TURNED INTO RAGDOLL
>HEEM TURNED INTO RAGDOLL
HEEM TURNED INTO RAGDOLL
>HEEM TURNED INTO RAGDOLL
shot with a rifle
HOLY FUCKING HEEM
>>63409062
>>63409104
Confirmed for women or faggots
This is what makes it worth to stay up
HEEEEEM DEAD
FUCKING KILLED
KEEP THE STREAK GOING LADS
TRUE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
FUTURE CHAMP
U
T
U
R
E
C
H
A
M
P
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM HUEHUEHUEHUE
WEBM NOW WEBM NOW WEBM NOW WEBM NOW WEBM NOW WEBM NOW WEBM NOW WEBM NOW
>>63409296
>the city of (you)
Did anyone else see the interview where Birchank said he was gonna win a one sided decision?
HEEM DEAD
>>63409322
He looked literally dead
HEEM SLEEPY
DO THE STANKY LEG
~~::C U C K E D::~~
~~~T H E~ ~~
~~ F U C K~~
~~ O U T ~~
~~ T B H ~~
~~ F A M ~~
Pure Heem
manlets saving this card
Literally killed him.
Thank fuck for that, I was starting to get bored.
>its a hue fighting lesser competition so they can hype him up before a top 10 kills him fight.
DROPPED
THAT
WAS
BRUTAL
heemed tbqh senpais. smfh.
HOLY fuck nigga DEEEAD
HEEM SLEEPY
>20-0 with 16 knockouts
>at 135
that's impressive manlet power
>down in the first round
>clearly not in there
>tries to wrestlefuck
>gets heem'd
Almeida made him go from brawler to can so fucking fast
He will be champ in 2016 without a doubt. Good luck happy snake man. Domin8r will have his hands full too. Fuck yes.
I would retire after that. Looked like this
>>63409075
bahaha just when I thought he was done he goes around the other side and drops the ref with a hook the absolute madman
>>63409196
>be a broke, no gf loser
>"at least i got muh boxing and brain damage"
>>63409383
Don't underestimate manlet rage, it's a real thing like dad strength.
Requesting webm of him just laying there dead.
Dude's knees gave out hard from that punch.
That's a real HEEM.
has Almeida fought a wrassler yet?
>>63409359
Thominhas manages to be a manlet and a lanklet at the same time.
Also most likeable hue on the roster right now.
Who will he fight next? maybe bareo?
fuck motel 6, never had a good experience there
>>63409357
good post
stanky legg
>>63409075
based tyson
>>63409402
Birchank was 1/2 wrestler. Now he is a vegetable
>>63409393
getting hit by tank probably sucks super hard
>>63409417
It's a good place to make love
AHAHAH that shrug. Someone get a webm
>>63409434
This is literally a 10/10 in Argentina
heeeeeeeeey
>WE SHADFACE NOW
>>63409417
>Not liking motel 6
Why do you hate meth bro
>does not show a replay
fuck
>>63409405
get us a webm of that ko bro
>>63409452
>tfw two wins away from a perfect card
>>63409399
He's also an amateur. HE DOES IT FOR FREE! But it ain't about money.
>>63409452
>tfw when still standing but hope hendo doesn't die
>>63409414
nah supposedly Barao went up to Featherweight since he got blown out by TJ
>>63409452
STILL ALIVE BAYBAY
>>63409452
LET'S GOOOOOOO
why does jon anik read everyone's name like it's he's never heard of anyone before? it's like he's not a real mma fan.
>>63409492
yeah I picked Belfort but I'm cheering for Hendo
>>63409463
>hues
>being computer literate
step it up lad
>>63409489
>>63409489
>>63409489
holy fuck..he collapsed similar to the world trade buildings if you think of it.. why would he collapse entirely vertical instead of falling backwards? doesn't make sense
>>63409414
Maybe. Probably loser of dom vs tj. Or Raphael once he gets healthy. Literally no one else stands a chance.
Poor Cummins.
>tfw Reebux will make sure those heem'd opponents die for peanuts
>tfw Reebux will make new prospects btfo people for peanuts
cards not over yet but fuck it i already won
>>63409430
Quality work at 4am as always, Sir
>there are people in /heem right now that picked Birchak
Just heem urselves lads.
>>63409434
I wish I could make a snakz n' hoes pic
>>63409414
rafael assuncao would be perfect, Tj vs cruz, then maybe faber next, and winner of assuncao, and almeda gets the title shot.
I hope Hendo wins by 3rd round KO then retires victoriously.
Am i the only one that heard that nigga from mass effect?
>>63409478
Paige and Sage should breed and produce the new master race. And film it for good measure.
>>63409547
Just waiting to be shooped
>>63409547
After you bust a nut
>>63409534
It's extremely hot in the octagon, it's a well known fact stage lights can melt fimers
>sting in wwf now
little late for that isnt it?
>>63409547
Waiting for this, ty
>>63409500
It'll only get easier from now on f
>>63409547
>Shadface meets CroCop/Gonzaga I
In a perfect world Thominhas would climb to 145 and fight McGregor
I get to be blessed with Rousey on my birthday
>>63409572
>Paige
>master race
>>63409562
That would be the dream. Well maybe one more ko of Bisping then ride off inti the sunset
>>63409556
I wanna see him fight Ajamain Sterling. Undefeated vs Undefeated, 5 round fight night main event
>>63409255
>not watching Bama/LSU
fantastic game
>>63409572
Sage isn't master race. He has a small and delicate frame. No shoulders. He looks DYEL tier in regular clothes.
I mean, he's a beast. But he's not like some real life space marine.
>>63409616
I wanted this fight too as a title eliminator.
>>63409514
Same desu, wont even be sad if I get goofed
Webm of the Almeida KO where??
>>63409600
You can stop doing this now. The devs have patched your little workaround.
>>63409640
How about you just fucking look through the thread?
If Aljimain Sterling wins I'm saying Almeida vs him for the #1 contender
>>63409600
Am I seeing a ballsac?
>>63409638
definition of a butterface, that skunk dye job isnt helping either
we /QTE/ now
>>63409638
>I'll never be her caraway
>>63409628
I think Faber will get the winner of Tj/Cruz, but you are right, Almeida and Sterling should have a 5 round title eliminator for the winner of TJ/Faber
>this card including prelims started at 6:30 and at midnight not even the co-main event has started
this pacing is so bad
man rogan is faling asleep in this promo
>>63409640
kill urself m8
>>63409666
good shit
HOLY FUCK
>tfw literally did a 6 parlay and I'm down to the last two fights
h-hold me brahs!
>>63409652
>norgay
you got me, sm
> tfw I like the new graphic with the numbers and Brian Stann's soothing voice
10/10, Dana
>>63409695
who you got?
>>63409681
Been 2 fights an hour for awhile now
>>63409638
fukken saved
i've been watching one punch man on hulu so i'm rooting for dan henderson
>>63409593
very late
>>63409675
Holy fuck. You're right. That's a trap, bro.
>>63409681
We can't all have wsof pacing
>>63409675
I think it's under-ass.... but what if it's not?
>his name is akbar ariola
Do it for Schaub!
>>63409676
Fuck you
>>63409640
Heem this fuck
>>63409695
Good luck bro. Who'd you put it on Hendo/Cummins or Vitor/Glover?
Is Suzanne Davis a vertical shitposter?
5/7
Sweating like a mofo
>>63409705
god damn, the way she fills out that dress
>>63409729
Nigga, underass isnt darker and wrinkled. Bitch has nuts.
>>63409640
wuts ur rumblr name i will fuck u up
>>63409726
DISPROVED
My face when you just know the time between fights is gonna be so long you have time to take off your headphones and take a poop.
Any of you /b/ros know the feel?
>>63409710
>>63409740
Hendo/Cummins, lads.
>>63409616
yup, there's the next new jesery headliner
get raging al back from his surgery fighting i don't know, how about cowboy olivera?
LET'S GO DURKIN
>>63409768
you lost
>>63409745
ya dun goofed on the last 2
>21 fights
>21 wins
>20 finishes
>>63409765
>tfw you time your fap poorly and it overlaps with the first minute of round 1
>>63409738
develope some taste nigger
>>63409757
>Bro, your face is pissing me off
fucking kek
>>63409765
>/b/ros
kill yourself tbqh lad
>>63409745
who you got for hendo vs belfort?
>>63409781
we'll see, c uck
>>63409772
10/10 post
>>63409745
Decent chance, but Cummins could easily win, and the old men could old men their way into the third and fourth rounds.
>>63409765
>not shitting in a bag and taking it later
It's like you don't like fights
At what age do MMA fighters peak?
28 to 32?
>>63409757
uh wat
>>63409800
Under a round and a half senpai.
Jon "Betting Odds" Anik
>>63409762
It's like you've never heard of tucking
so cummins decision or glover ko pretty much
>>63409800
Belfort
>>63409757
Holy shit is that real? That's awesome
>>63409822
28 is a man's physical peak in general so i would say that
>>63409822
24 is best jones
23 is best almeida
23-26 for masterrace
>>63409822
Between their 6th and 11th concussion.
just wanted to share that I havn't masturbated to porn in almost 5 weeks.
feels good.
cummings will win by KO
>>63409822
i think it's a little longer then that
most fighters stay at their peak until like 35 and then have a huge drop off
why the fuck does cummins keep going for a guillotine from side control
>>63409813
>and the old men could old men their way into the third and fourth rounds
I bloody hope not.
>>63409807
Im hoping you win but I don't see Hendo winning
i keep losing track of who's who
>>63409795
Miesha is hot af wtf you talking about? Of course the new blonde who i dont remember the name is better but Miesha is kinda cute.
Her smile...
Rousey is the ugly one.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1733532-jds-ronda-rousey-is-cute-but-miesha-tate-is-gorgeousmy-god
>>63409675
>>63409726
>>63409729
>>63409751
>>63409762
It's got fucking hair. It's a ballbag.
>>63409829
>imagining hidden cock and balls everywhere
breh...
On a different note, DON*T LET ME DOWN CUMMINS
Broken orbital confirmed
cummins about to get heem'd
HEEM ALMOST SLEEPY
So Cummins was juicing or has he always been this awful?
Cummins looks dead exhausted already
>>63409852
kek
>>63409898
>imaging no beans and frank so you can feel more secure in your sexuality
>>63409909
his fight iq is fuckin fail
>>63409886
The bald guy is Cummins, and the bald guy is Glover
i keep looking away to read /heem/ and then lose track of which bald guy is winning
>>63409909
>implying baristas can afford roids
>"Patrick Cummuns is going to have to use his striking to set up takedowns"
>proceeds to score 4 takedowns in a row with no setup at all.
Stann is such a fuck
Cummins your gonna fuck up my perfect score. Why the fuck is he trying to stand with Glover??
>>63409898
Yes, yes I do
Problem?
>>63409927
Teixeira desu
10-9 Glover
SAVED BY THE BELL
SAVED BY THE BELL, CALL ZACK MORRIS
>>63409927
Cummins is probably winning but Texiera is whopping his ass
Cummins is fucked because he's not wearing down Teixeira at all with these takedowns.
also getting hit in the head a lot
>>63409938
Because he can't hold him down.
how many punches do you have to block with your face to negate a takedown on the score cards?
>>63409888
not atracted to rousey either, idk, i guess i just like feminine women
Cummins saved by the bell
>>63409917
He always looks that way. He hangs his mouth open, and has pour posture.
He has good cardio, he just looks exhausted constantly. Kind of like Jeremy Horn used to.
test
>Still wanted to rumble
>Pushed that slut to the ground
Shut Down
>>63409964
>Cummins is probably winning
He lost that round despite his meme takedowns.
KEK that well timed playstation logo..
wtf
>>63409970
he's not even trying to hold him down. he keeps going for a goddamn guillotine
DELAYED HEEM INCOMING
glover is looking old as fuck.
This fight is actually more competitive than I thought it was gonna be.
Cummins is good, he just needs a good camp and more experience.
Tex sealed the deal that round at the end
HEEM STOPPY
damn cummins knows how to take a fucking beating
How did people pick Cummins to win?
>>63409897
>>63409922
Cummins, get your shit together.
GIT FUKT CUMMINS
>Standing stoppages.
>>63409999
He should also bulk up and go to heavyweight.
Cummins is just so slow. He looks like he moving underwater compared to the other LHWs, but he is strong and has great takedowns.
Glover always seemed slow to me but hes just such a massive LHW and hits like a fuckin truck
to soon
>tfw no one in this fucking division can break into the top 5
I guess Beastin 25/8 is the only one left.
Good stoppage
thanks herb dean for stopping the fight
OLE OLE OLE
GET FUCKED PARLEY BOII
>>63410043
>Beastin 25/8
Every time
>>63410026
Looks a lot like Bailey Jay to be honest family
HEEM WALKY
>cumm ins trying to argue with herb while wobbling
>>63410024
good cardio and takedowns.
usually really good control but not this time
CUT CUMMINS NOW!
>>63410035
That was a great stoppage you fucking psycho
>tfw when got goofed
those fucking assholes kept talking about how good Cummins was, he's shit. He's fucking shit Cathal Pendred tier.
Why didn't Cummins wrestle?
Daily reminder that we have more that we have more standing stoppages this year alone, than the rest of UFC history combined.
This shit has to stop.
wrestlers BTFO
Reminder that Herb Dean just let Cummins get blasted but stopped Mendes on the bell vs McGregor.
Fucking crooked nigger needs to get hit by a car.
Texeira keeps being good i supposed
Teixeira beat up OSP and Cummins was for sure going to lose his last fight. How would anyone think Cummins stood a chance?
all he had to do was maintain top position and gas texeira out a little, but no.. went for the guillotine twice, what a moron
totally unfair stoppage, now my prediction is ruined and I can't anonymously impress a bunch of shut-ins
>>63410035
You wanted to see him die?
>>63410078
>listening to goofs
Cummins vs Evans anyone??
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WATCHING UFC
DO I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FAP BEFORE THE NEXT MATCH
That was a nice stoppage, I guess it's time for bed /heem/ goodnight.
>>63410098
Muh wrestling
What is that, the 200th standing stoppage this year?
Might as well be watching point fighting Karate tournaments.
>>63410087
still salty lmao, 10 undefended hits in a row means the fight should be stopped when the guy gets dropped and doesn't properly defend himself
>>63410129
>not fapping to the match
>>63410106
Fuck off, that was a perfectly legit stoppage. 3 or 4 more punches would have given him a fucking brain injury (assuming he didn't get one already)
>>63410129
yeah, probably get a few Rousey promos to do it to
>>63410134
You still have the main event to see who deflated more after stopping trt
>>63410108
Let's face it, most of us here would love to see someone die from a big heem in the octagon at least once in our lives
>>63410119
>Only 2 people who picked Hendo left
JUST
>>63410108
If he can't hit him hard enough to knock him down, I doubt he is going to kill him.
>>63410119
I wouldn't mind losing here desu
he doesn't know whether he's cummings or going
>>63410161
Who though? My votes Jon Jones just to make Dana cry
So who else has been exposed by the new drug testing?
>Cummins
>Pendred (?)
>Erick Silva
Hues 6-5
Shit stoppage as usual by herb dean. He was still standing, maybe wait till he gets knocked down then stop the fight.
>>63410161
Confirmed. Bonus points for a Blackzilian or Brownentinian fighter.
tfw these hues get to fuck the finest of trannies in celebration of their HEEMs
>>63410119
omfg I had this in the bag if I din't pick the cheeky Cummins, why did I do that?
At least Hendo is about to BTFO juiceless Vitor.
>>63410154
sorry bud, you just got heemed by sarcasm
cummins really wasn't doing anything and it was a fine stoppage
>>63410059
FUCK YOU SWEDEC UCK!
> ;_;
>>63410182
I want stonegrab to heem vitor to death in a future rematch
ARNOLD
>>63410129
yup easily
>>63410187
I don't think you know what TKO means.
Goddammit Arnold why
I'm so tired of these fucking shit standing stoppages
Refball in full effect
>>63410087
Do you have a license for that kind of salt
woke up just in time for this shitty main event. It's pretty comical gow tiny vitors body was at the weigh ins.
>>63410087
Yup, Herb Dean continues to be the most inconsistent, damaging judge in MMA
>>63410194
bad news for you lad
that's not gonna happen
screencap this
Can Vitor keep up without TRT this time?
yay time for Ronda shilling
>>63410180
god that's brutal. (whoo hoo, picked right) But god that's ugly.
>>63410187
i wouldn't want you to ref anything ever in your life if you can't see that Pat was done.
who gives a goddam fuck about mark walberg
>>63410227
>judge
>rousey shilling this hard
just when you think it can't go any further
>THIS RONDA SHILLING
MY GOD I WANT HER TO LOSE SO BAD
>>63410198
In that case I apologize. It can be hard to tell with all the psychos legit complaining about it.
Vin Diesel kissing Ronda's head was fucking weeeeird
>>63410087
mendes got knocked down, cummings was still standing.
God these Rousey commercials are awful.
Ronda is ugly and in the second most untalented division in any sport, I wish people would learn this.
Does Holly Holm have a chance? I sort of want here to win since Ronda Rousey is basically reddit/has entire reddit fans on her side whereas Holly Holm is us.
she is too cocky
lol imagine Tyson sitting there and watching Ronda boxing
He was probably cringing
>>63410231
>>63410194
>Vitor in Brazil
>TRTless
m8s
>>63410238
He was micky ward man show some respect
when is she coming to wwe
Mandrama in /heem/
>this Ronda promo
FUCKING STOP!
changed the channel
I did not realize just how bad the Ronda shilling had gotten
>MJ of her sport
>Greatest athlete I've worked with
>One in a millennium athlete
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63410249
>>63410249
>>63410249
>>63410249
>>63410249
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63410242
Fuck, sorry man its late
>Rhonda Rousey is the greatest athlete I've ever worked with
Yeah, I'm sure GSP, Anderson and Jones are all lazy fuckers compared to that slag crushing cans for a living.
Fuck this sport, I'm seriously close to giving up on mma.
Ronda Rousey is the best fighter in the universe, ever.
Can you stop being such c
Ronda is literally P4P #1, she is the very definition of P4P best
RONDUH IS LIKE DA TERMINADOR
:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>63410190
you got salty as fuck though tbqh family
>>63410276
you goin to the fights, miss
LE RONDA ROUSEY MEME
>>63410262
I mean, the other dude is even older than he is, it will be two dead weights after the first burst
God I want this boxing girl to knock Ronda the fuck out but MUH JUDO
>>63410276
JUSST
>>63410275
I can't find my remote....
>>63410184
Rashad
Mendes
Pettis
Melendez
Nate Diaz
Cain
Dear Americ
>>63410289
Wow, he's expanding the antiques business.
I would let Ronda kill me.
>>63410087
Mendes curled up like a bitch
>>63410648
this
that faggot was done and wanted nothing to do with the rest of that fight.
sub attempt was a last ditch effort
Dan the Man is gonna slap this hue
REMEMBER VEGAS 2006
>>63409855
grats. i bet every girl looks like scarlett johansson rn for you
literally the most premature stoppage ive ever seen
Absolutely terrible. Mario Yamasaki should be suspended after that.
SHIT STOPPAGE
Daily reminder to bet your life savings on Belfort.
