MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD 2
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CHAT BANG
GET SHITTED
Leeds
C H A T
>poppies
villa are shit
>>63397803
Yeah I can see that
CSGB
S
G
B
>>63397736
it hurts.
>man utd are on next
Fair play to Gomez actually coming out and saying he made a mistake and it was his fault
Wish fucking Howard would for once
>>63397837
>taigs
okay time to switch off
anyone got the Ian write playing football in the park pasta???
>this gremlin will be known for beating ruuds record soon
>>63397875
no georgies cross?
I love Manchester United!
YANITED
>>63397882
>write
Vardy is actually interesting and exciting to watch. Kane is a fucking meme and Woy has fallen for it.
>>63397886
CHAT
Gonna watch Ex Machina tonight desu
Reminder that your tax money is paying for Ian Writes 'analysis'
>>63397906
Fuck off Khan
Shearer fucking loves bumlicking English strikers.
>>63397916
He's a literal pub tier question in the making.
>>63397886
>looks like the records back on the menu boys!
>Shearer in charge of not being a selfish bastard.
Leicester haters continually btfo, it must get wearing for them.
>>63397903
i'll nail you to a fucking cross m8
>>63397936
I'll bum lick your mum all night
>>63397929
Good, I have a kek fetish desu
Tell me about Pulis, why does he wear the tracksuit?
Vardy has scored 37 goals in 118 matches for Leicester City. 70 of those matches were at Championship level.
You are everything wrong with football if you don't realise that this is only a hot streak, and Vardy is nothing special.
>>63397923
started off well but turned into a cliche AI film
>>63397915
dangerously close to a heart attack
>>63397953
I'm more pissed off that I had a £15 bet on them getting relegated this season.
>>63397916
SHIT
>>63397915
oh god last time someone posted this webm i wanked over it for about 15 minutes
>>63397958
You out the ass in embarrassing, scotland
>>63397886
> A nobody chav from Sheffield who played for stocksbridge park steels will be known for being one of the most consistent strikers in premier league history
Kill me
Keep an eye out for Martial's smug face when he wins the penalty.
Someone should shoop him with a pepe hand. He already looks like him.
>>63397988
>They will never team up and being the WC home
;;
>Myhill (or something desu) is still an epl player
>>63397980
Pasta
>>63398007
Also keep an eye out for Berahinos horrible miss
N'golo Kante is unironically Leicester's player of the season so far lads.
He's going to be bought by Arsenal in 2018 mark my words, cap this.
>>63397946
god hes so weird looking
>>63397996
That's actually a cut down version. Here's the full length one:
>>>/gif/7672438
>>63397998
>You out the ass in embarrassing
eh?
>>63397958
You put the ass in embarrassing, scotland
>>63397915
fat cow desu senpai
martial look like a snakey looking cartoon character
I can picture it in my face but can't remember what it is or is from
>that celebration
Leicester reject
>memeinho
miss of the season?
Have Man Utd had a single good performance this season?
>>63398110
everton.
>>63398036
True, he'll be worth 30m by then.
>>63398110
Everton away
Brugge but that barely counts
>>63398088
this.
He was fucking dreadful, almost as bad as Kane.
>>63398110
consistently average 2bh
>dat smug martial
>that face
U CHEEKY CUNT
>not giving it to martial
Lovely goal
Is Lingaard the new Januzaj?
DESIGNATED
>>63398127
I remember that we got Lingard and Michael Keane on loan and we sent Lingard back because he was so shit.
>>63398127
>thailand
>van laal having no clue what he's saying
DOUBLE PUNISHMENT
>the only way uh uh but uh uh the uh the only way uh that u can err play uhh against uhh the uhh
IF IT HITS IM IN THE NAUSE GUY
Berahino did that on purpose, he's a United fan
in van laal the GOAT manager brehs?
>that massive head
>>63398210
cold as ice 2bh
Is Jesse Lingard the best player in the league right now?
inb4 roy drafts him into the squad because of that goal
It was all part of van galls plan
Wow
Is Lingard YPOTY so far?
Everyone else has been shit
rate my oc pls
>>63398156
Lingard is the new Martial, Martial was the new Januzaj, Januzaj was the new Macheda
>>63398230
Bellerin
>>63398214
he looks like a really unflattering waxwork model of Josh Homme
>depay
who? will literally be sold for 50% loss in the end of season desu
these men fought for your right to run your mouths on them pretty fucked up so at least thank a vet for your right to run your mouth. before long this communistic rasheme in the white house will take that right away even as they leave my fellow soldiers to fight for "freedom" in the middle east . open your fuckin eyes
>>63398270
ohohoho desu
why does ian wright keep licking his lips?
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE MEMES
>>63398248
8/10
>>63398294
nice youtube comment
>>63398339
MAIN?
>>63398313
Still tasting kells
>>63398313
Thinking about CURRY GOAT AND ROTTI F A M AHAH
prepare for memes
>mememouth in charge of finishing chances
tfw Poocastle are absolutely shit, but Bournememe, Blunderland and Villa are somehow worse
>>63398339
BLACKED WHEN?
>>63398294
You wearing your poppy yet Paddy?
>australian goalkeeping
>>63398350
Main chick, side chick. Geez get your slang up
Just switched off, not watching the rest of this shite
>>63398339
>Has a child at 19 years old
>>63398378
already
>>63398378
bout 9 months ago
> Losing to Newcastle
Hope Bournemouth get relegated into oblivion. Fucking shit team.
>>63398339
>Barely up to the door handle
What a qt
>>63398339
>getting ur gf knocked up at 18
>>63398412
>mememouth losing
>a bad thing
>Soldiers will never be hung in the streets of london
>>63398404
He fits right into Manchester to be honest family
>>63398412
If this game was on fifa I would have smashed my controller, scripted as fuck.
>>63398339
Looks like a discount cheryl.
>>63398423
Hes worth more than your country you thick paddy cunt
>Premier league goalkeeping
>>63398404
>>63398423
She's pregnant with another too
>>63398446
You traitors will.
>>63398404
>richard dunne
that's james collins hahahahahaha
Why do you even trip faggot? You're not even funny. Fuck off back to your video game general.
NEWCASTLE
>>63398064
The snake from the jungle book
>>63398446
Calm down Iqbal
>>63398465
wew
>Tiote
What the fuck man, thats a blast from the past
>>63398462
cheryl cole?
you're really kind, not even a discount version, she's fugly
>bawwwwwww mememouth got robbed
this will be the highlight of newcastles season lel
Eddie Howe is so boring and bland.
>There are worse teams than newcastle in the EPL
Best league in the world
>rob elliot is 29
wahhh why dont we get penalties anymoooore
>I don't find Cheryl Cole attractive
>Robs voice
ahahaha
Anyone got a stream link to MOTD? I assume it's still on
>>63398611
So are you.
>>63398578
I think Sunderland getting relegated in April will be
So since Bournemouth and Aston Villel are already relagated, will Chelsea join them?
>>63398641
https://www.filmon.com/tv/bbc-one
>>63398639
She's far from ugly but she's nothing amazing desu.
Eddie Howe looks like someone who unironically emails top clubs his Football Manager record when they need a manager.
>>63398641
No, fuck off.
Literally who can stop us?
>>63398672
I fookin hope so mate!!
>>63398641
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>63398639
She repulses me, her 'strong woman' attitude to her frigid nature.
Coalburner too.
>>63398611
he's like a manager created by Asda
Linker Shearer Wright
Kill one , play one up front for your country , one shag your wife while you watch.GO!
>>63398672
>forgetting Blunderland
Can't see any of those three surviving.
>>63398683
really tepid banter mate. try harder.
>>63398639
shes not keen on you either
>>63398680
>t bee h has been replaced with desu
What the fuck?
>ad for match of the day 2
>shows goals from sunderland, newcastle and leceister
what
>tfw no Holly Willoughby gf
>>63398679
>>63398693
Thanks lads, much appreciated
>>63398721
>united kekdom
>>63398672
I pray to Allah five times a day that it will be.
>>63398721
Shearer, Wrighty, Gary (the wife loves crisps)
>>63398755
She'd look amazing taking black cock
>>63398746
Goal of the Month m8
>>63398639
what the fuck did she think?
anyway I was talking about martial's girldfirend, if he didn't already have kids with her he could have upgraded
>>63398721
w.s.l
>>63398641
HD STREAM HERE LADS
www.findminecraft.com/MoTD_Live_HD
www.findminecraft.com/MoTD_Live_HD
www.findminecraft.com/MoTD_Live_HD
>blunderlel
Time for laughs
>commentator unironically using jamie vardy as a way to describe another player
is jamie fucking vardy now a benchmark other players must aspire to?
>>63398691
The Premier League
>>63398721
Kill Linker, play Shearer, Wrighty can shag my right hand if he wants
>>63398755
I prefer Fearne, fight me.
>>63398804
Surprised Ireland haven't tries to call him up.
>>63398721
Lineaker, Wright, Shearer
>>63398775
Definitely, she'd be the blonde version of Angela White
>>63398804
chat
>>63398796
6 in a row
>>63398816
>haven't tries
>>63398804
Seeing as Vardy is the best striker in England right now, yes
>>63398721
>Kill one
Gary the sad cunt. Le epic crisp man and the fact he pays people to write tweets, what an insecure mong.
>play one up front for your country ,
Got to be Wrighty. Proper, proper legend, England's best 9 imo.
>one shag your wife while you watch.
It's got to be Shearer. He's a true alpha male, he'd have my girlfriend worshiping his uncut cock with a few witty jokes and a look of arousal.
>>63398721
play all 3 while fucking their wives and then kill them
>>63398839
>unironically getting big Sam as your manager
>>63398775
>>63398833
>keks
Why do they ruin everything
>>63398852
aguero cant come back quickly enough
EE
AYY
SPORTS
'SIN THE GAME
>>63398721
I'd only let Wright shag my wife if he says 'it's a Wright off' when he's done
W A L L O P
A
L
L
O
P
>you now remember when m'vila was being hyped to fuck years ago
>>63398871
Stole mine
>>63398831
You big desu
>>63398912
aguero was fucking average apart from one game against newcastle
>>63398918
WHAT A VIDEO
>>63398804
What, like scoring and running past defenders?
>>63398874
POO
IN
LOO
>Blunderland
>>63398838
Shit
Why the fuck is bbc3 still a thing? I thought they were getting rid?
which WAG would you fuck?
>you'll never fuck a 15 year old slag thinking she's 18 after meeting her in a nightclub
what we watching after this lads?
Enjoying the banter
>>63398998
>How Gay is Pakistan?
>Is Britain Racist?
thank you bbc you've truly enriched my life
>>63398998
rooney asked them to keep it on
>>63398998
A man reading an /sp/ thread in a monotone voice would be better than the average bbc three ''comedy''.
>>63399004
Sangas wife
>>63398777
>tattoos on women
>>63399042
>that rape thing they did the other day
Good god.
>>63399033
Fireworks that are still going strong outside
Absolute madmen round here
>>63399004
brennys la
>>63399049
Tyrone done that, wasn't much better desu
>>63398265
wtf is going on here?
>>63399004
Thauvins gf, absolute qt, would waif
>>63399049
I'd probably pay for that
>>63399084
"Any shit players for sale hun?"
reminder that Alan Pardew once said "rape" on MOTD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY
>>63399120
someone post that one pic of rodgers in a car
>>63398781
I fainted for 10 minutes
CHAT
>>63398998
>/sp/ show slags
>"top bants, post more, fucking love half time slags"
>BBC3 shows slags
>"FUCKING BBC, FUCKING LICENCE FEE, IT'S SHIT THEY SHOULD JUST SHOW ONLY CONNECT ON REPEAT"
>>63399131
good lad
>>63398986
Get
>>63399131
never gets old, based pards
feels good to kill "da" "Swans" once again
the chat shit get banged meme is shit, shut the fuck up
>>63399004
Sakho's wife, even though he'd kill me after
>>63399173
It is a bit shit.
>>63399156
BANGED
>>63399173
CHAT
>>63399131
top lad
>>63399173
Sounds like you're chatting shit m80, you know what that means
>>63399131
raping a man is a good thing though, fuck the patriarchy
>>63399173
this desu. i feel like it's only 2 or 3 teenagers doing it
>>63399173
CHAT
>>63399004
Rojo's, such a qt
>>63399207
SHIT
>>63399208
When the nandos is extra cheeky
>>63399213
Which is his wife? You can never be sure with mussis
>>63399226
DESIGNATED
>>63399131
Pardlad
>>63399256
SHITTING
>>63399226
chat shit get pooed on ahahaha
>>63399131
hope you lads stay and chat for a bit longer, you're the only friends I have
>>63399173
CHAT
wish pardew was my step dad
>>63399272
wanker
>>63399294
haha
>>63399251
lel
ALEC NEIL
THE REAL DEAL
>>63397736
http://strawpoll.me/5949115
http://strawpoll.me/5949115
>>63399294
CHAT
>>63399270
STREETS
>>63399173
Converse feces receive clatter
>>63399294
iktf, /sp/ friend simulation and youtube gf simulation keeps me going.
>>63399173
The whole writing one word in caps from a joking sentence is literally stolen from reddit, some people from there started doing it here and then the new young people who came to 4chan are doing it now to fit in
Just embarrassing really
>>63399308
Agree desu
>>63399309
CAPTAIN TETTEY
>>63399084
>"and i told the reporters, they showed great character"
chat
lol deluded garry monk
shit
>>63399254
Wow 2 edgy 4 me
>>63399342
noice
I want Swanselona back.
I love how naughty were all being in this thread
swansea didnt manage a shot on target lel
u remember the good ol' days wrighty ahahahhahaha amirite so relateable
>the swansea meme is finally dead
about bl**dy time
>>63399294
I'm here all night m8
>>63399341
JUST
>since beating united, swansea have lost 6 games, drawn 2 and won 1
glad that meme is over lads, now it's leicesters turn
Who's staying to watch the Football League Show after?
>>63399429
enjoy your banterless life famalam
Every prem team located in a shithole is now relegated. Who's left?
>>63399429
waheyyyyy hahaha what a lad ahahaha wrighty
>>63399294
What do you fancy watching after this?
if you chat shit
you will get banged
>>63399446
You mean wet spam
>>63399471
No one really.
>tfw lineker gets paid £2m a year to appear on a show around 32 times a year in the intervals between football and ask other people what they thought of the penalty appeal and what's going wrong at whatever club lost yet again.
why is rooneys infamous tweet not a meme
>>63399473
not sure mate, might just watch this thread auto refresh for an hour or two
>>63399471
Norwich
>>63399510
HAHAAHA BUT EPIC CRISPS!! TOP LAD
Exquisite
>>63399471
Just Bournemouth.
>>63399542
shat on crisps
>>63399538
HI
http://strawpoll.me/5949187
Why did Chelsea get rid of Luke Aku again?
Lovely pass.
>>63399471
Well shit. You got me there anon
>>63399585
they wanted shit players
>>63399471
only bournemouth, and that's being lenient. not even from there.
thanks for the revelation that every premier league city is a dump.
going to chat shit and get banged
>tfw not conceded in 555 minutes of football in all competitions
>>63399630
>thanks for the revelation that every city is a dump.
Past my betime lads
goodnight
Why do west ham fans unironically blow bubbles during the match? It's pretty fucking gay.
>>63399570
kys
>>63399564
RIO
http://strawpoll.me/5949209
>>63399655
It's saturday la, stay up a while longer
>>63399570
Couldn't find obnoxious m9
>>63399585
The same reason they got rid of mata and KDB too.
>>63399655
goodnight m8er
some shit strawpolls in here lads
>>63399471
Norwich and Newcastle only nice cities desu
>>63399661
kisses for you too
>>63399131
Wasn't Ched Evans the person he said it about too?
http://strawpoll.me/5949218
http://strawpoll.me/5949218
http://strawpoll.me/5949218
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
>>63399630
I think we can all agree with this.
Shithole rankings:
1. London
2. Everyone else
>>63399699
I thought Southampton was supposed to be comfy as well?
>>63399687
YOU
>>63399733
WANT
>>63399732
Not sure, never been there lad
Lineker contributions in this segment:
"A couple of worrying looking injuries"
"Lukaku's finding a bit of form. He's scored in 7 consecutive games against West Ham"
"We've just about run out of time. Let's look at the table.....etc etc etc"
If you divide all of his screentime in relation to his salary, that's roughly £8000 worth of wisdom.
>>63399742
PICK
More important poll than all the others here lads
>>63399742
PICK
>Di Matteo to take over again
> Leicester are 3rd, joint top, after 12 games
> Chelsea are 16th, 3 points off relegation
>>63399732
its not. its a marine industrial shithole filled with poles
Bye Gary, bye Alan, bye Ian.
>it's taken England nearly 150 years to realise taking injured players to tournaments is a bad idea
>>63399638
>dat webm
top kek
>>63399786
magic of the premier league
best league in the world
>>63399760
http://strawpoll.me/5949231
>>63399790
I find industrial environments comfy desu
>>63399732
nah. the county it's in (hampshire) has some nice places, but the city itself is shitty with it's main selling point being an enormous shopping centre.
>this dodgy lotto draw
manchester is the best city in the UK
>>63399850
>voice over woman too stupid to just say the colour
>>63399786
> Leicester were rock bottom and confirmed relegated in March
> Chelsea were pretty much confirmed to win the league
YOURE FIRED YOU MUG
>no film on after motd
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>People literally still play the lottery
>>63399699
swansea is alright actually
I'm the glue that's held this thread together and none of you know it. I'm fucking off now, watch this thread disintegrate. You're nothing to me but another game kys
What would you do if you won the lottery lads? A big one, £100,000,000? I'd start a micro nation and have a war with Sea land
just posted a respectful message about the soldiers who fought in the world wars on facebook lads ahahaha what am I like
>tfw need to walk to the petrol station for fags but don't know if its still open
>>63397915
Everyone back the fuck up, I need source of this.
>tfw watching about 45-50 minutes behind and scrolling through thread at same rate.
>>63399931
phone in hookers and smoke weed desu
>63399925
prove it gaylord. also no (You) here
>>63399931
buy a football club and troll the fans ,like tan
>>63399638
get ready then m8
>>63399936
Nothing wrong with respecting soldiers who gave their lives for their country la
>>63399931
give some to family and friends, pay off debts, buy a nice car and house, save the rest
>>63399931
i'd buy 4chums from hiroshima tbqh
>>63399984
phone them
>>63399889
> Chelsea vs Leicester is the final game of the season
> Ranieri was the first manager to be sacked by Abramovich
There are people here right now that don't think Leicester will relegate Chelsea and win the league on the final day of the season after being 3-0 down at half-time to win 4-3 with a Vardy hat-trick and a John Terry own goal.
>>63399931
order a takeaway
just
>>63399931
Start a communist island society with my role being deciding who gets to move there and who doesn't.
Or just build a palace and pay slags and traps to live there and fuck me all day
>>63400045
>remove captcha
>ban generals
>delete the shit boards
>Although Moyes, 52, could still survive through the international break, the club's board have been holding talks this weekend which may result in his imminent sacking.
>moyes
>>63399931
id probably chat a whole load of shit in fairness
>>63400070
post more cringe m8
>>63400095
THE RETURN
>>63400046
You can't phone a petrol station you mad geeza
>>63400095
>tfw moyes to chelsea
>>63400085
Second is best so far t b h
which one of you is el_pibe from daily mail comments? he always ends with Pibe has spoken #Pibe
has to be one of you autists
>>63400070
Jesus fuck that's bad
>>63400089
don't forget kicking out janitors as well
#freesp
>>63400120
I PHONE WHO I WANT
I PHONE WHO I WANNNNNNT
IRISH POSTER
I PHONE WHO I WANT
>>63400144
B-but what about the memes https://twitter.com/4chan_Janitor
>>63400095
'Moyes' was a trending topic on Twitter in Spain after the game, with very few of the accompanying comments offering sentiments of support. Indeed, many of them finished with the hashtag #MoyesDimision ('Moyes resign') or #MoyesVeteYa ('Moyes go now').
lel
>>63400037
Same desu although I don't have many friends to give money to
http://strawpoll.me/5949314
http://strawpoll.me/5949314
http://strawpoll.me/5949314
http://strawpoll.me/5949314
http://strawpoll.me/5949314
>>63400154
phoning yur mum fo sum sex :DD
>>63400166
>https://twitter.com/4chan_Janitor
didn't know that existed
top lel
tybd
>>63400127
I think I'd get controlling about it and want to get mums of families and successful professional women and feminists to submit to my money just so I could remind them while I jizz on their faces
What should we watch lads?
>>63400279
whats on?
>>63400279
porn tbqh
>>63400303
the social network is on film 4 in half an hour but i have seen it 4 times so won't watch it
>>63400303
Appreintace or family guy
>>63399555
Bournemouth is literally the least 'shit hole' area of every premier league. Fact.
Stay mad you council estate tracksuit wearing skank monger
Let's make play a fifa tourney lads
>>63400364
get in the english channel you absolute disgrace
>>63400382
thought they took that feature out ages ago
Post your best TV shows lads. Liked Homeland but they fucked it up this season, also Sherlock new season when
>>63400303
Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns on YourTV
>>63398265
sauce?
someone make a YouTube watch together and pick a football doc
>>63400364
Apparently they can't read there though.
>>63400436
Enjoying the new season 2bh, better than the last two so far.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
>>63400436
Really love Tokyo Ghoul
>>63400436
finished the wire recently
not bad, sopranos is better tbph
>>63400469
this
not me like
bloody normies are at it again
>>63400503
>animu that isn't umaru chan
shig
>tfw a post I mad earlier is on the top of /r/4chan
this is it boys, im going places
>>63400364
Fuck off you "I do like to be beside the seaside", stripey deck chair, just a shit Brighton, Londoner's second home nonce.
www.watch2gether.com/rooms/qfku8mort050bpvc
Get in here
Feel like i'm smarter than the guys on the apprentice and i'm not that bright 2bh
>>63400521
Reeee
>>63400561
oioiioioioiooiioioi
>>63400617
what's on
>>63398691
Arsenal
>>63400552
The one where ausbro got bantered off? Not even funny desu
>reddit humour
>>63400626
business is 10% intelligence and 90% jewish contacts
>>63400634
i put on a season review , its the >moyes season
>>63400657
Your wrong and right but these guys are legitimately idiots
>>63400697
>Your
>Calling others idiots
>>63400617
get in here lads
>>63400617
Is this working for anyone?
night lads
sweet dreams
>>63400639
rude desu
>>63400743
night mate, dream of gf
>>63400718
lel i got you good
>>63400364
kensington is better
I'm going to kip, goodnight lads.
>>63400617
pls join
do people still wear bomber jackets
>>63400845
>Following links on 4chan
>>63400870
>being this paranoid
>>63400870
check out the website , without going on my link, its legit f a m
>>63400890
Nearly got me
bollocks ill close the stream
laters lads been fun
>>63400947
sorry m8, maybe next time
>>63400947
rejected even by 4chan
you should grab the bleach from under the sink and pour yourself a glass
>>63400857
I only wear them if I'm going on holiday to egypt
>>63400953
thats ok m8 , it is 1 after all.
Ill be quicker after MOTD2
I joined but nobody wanted to talk to me so I left
can't stop thinking about her lads
>>63401078
What's her name
>>63401113
ellie
(no not the /sp/ one)
>>63401147
Just remembered the Bilbao-United match threads
>>63398917
Underrated
>>63401185
why's that?
>>63401226
Feet desu
>>63401274
>you will never ever see them
>>63400046
>>63399984
I'm back, it was open lads.
Lads?
>>63401506
you are all alone
>>63401541
The truth is I was never not alone
just kissed HER lads, we were both drunks and she's going through a shitty breakup t.bh
should I call her or text her or what? it ended awkwardly with her wanting to sleep with me then rushing home
>>63401692
text her when you wake up
>>63401692
Ringing is always better
once you get past the awkwad hellos
>>63401692
Send her dickpic and watch her come running back
>>63401818
alright, I think I'll do this desu
>>63401969
be sure to post results
anyone still up lads?
HERE WE GO GALAXY HERE WE GO
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