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5 IN A ROW
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Coming soon, you corndog, coonass, backwoods swamp dwelling pieces of shit.
first for ROLL DAMN TIDE
Nth for /byeweek/
first for Cardale Jones
POST YFW BAMA GETS BOOTY BLASTED
>Name your Midwest state
>Do you have running water at home?
>living in a state where the state "university" is a football team with a degree factory attached
>>63389164
this is it. this is the week where he looks like a starter!
Dubs for MY WATER HEATER JUST FUCKING BROKE GODDAMMIT
>tfw it doesn't matter which team wins today because both fanbases are obnoxious as fuck
>>63389117
Look up their rosters, or just watch the game tonight and listen as the announcer repeatedly says "and that's [insert player] from Texassssss"
Reminder that Louisiana is a French territory and not part of the South.
>>63389191
Oklahoma
No we have a well
>>63389191
ohio
there is water in semen so yes.
>>63389212
truth
>>63389238
Killing this meme before it takes off
>>63389212
Remember how mad /sp/ was when they showed AJ Mccarrons 10/10 southern girlfriend on national tv? Lol
S southern girls are f fat and ugly
>>63389078
LSU - 34
Sister fuckers - 20
It's going to happen. Just try not to kill anybody or blow up any meth trailers.
who /wvu/ here
>>63389202
Actually, Minnesota is fucking dreadful and Cardale is going to be out to prove hinself in what may be his last chance. I'm willing to bet he actually does go off and gets like 4 TDs
>>63389191
Indiana no were using water tanks in the kitchin
>>63389191
Minne-soota
You betcha
>>63389212
Truth
F U C K T H E S O U T H
THE TRAFFIC IN STILLWATER IS FUCKED
Marquise, go for 600.
So,
is it just a given that the Hilltoppers are going to be the best football program in Kentucky every year??
Navy vs Memphis Over 65 or TCU vs Oklahoma St Over 76, which one is the best bet (or neither?).
>>63389191
>mfw the South has running water and the Midwest has none
Reminder that Kansas City is famous for BBQ and Missouri is in the SEC and the south just won the World Series
Also the patriots superbowl mvp Malcolm butler is from the south and we just won the superbowl
>>63389317
>mfw this happens
>>63389212
Actually, there's not a whole lot of fat people on the west coast. They don't eat based southern food over there.
>>63389329
TCU vs OkSt obviously
>>63389329
TCU v Cowpokes, under
Northerners are so insecure. People in the south literally do not care about the north at all. You fags and fag enablers can't get us out of your mouth.
>yfw vanderbilt wins the SEC title
>>63389191
Chicago
>unironically letting the cancer-causing industrial poison that is Lake Michigan water touch your body in any way
>>63389356
>full of beaners
>not fat
>>63389337
Don't hurt yourself with those stretches.
>>63389305
GOAT general tbqhwy family
>>63389329
TCU/OKST is going under. barely
>>63389356
They're nothing but Mexicans and white hipster girls, disgusting
Oh and Asians, for all the small pp betas
>>63389378
They would lose the rematch and they know it.
>FAU
>>63389329
TCU v. Okie State will be in the hundreds
I live in Northern Virginia, what does that make me?
>>63389378
Lmao it's literally the opposite. You guys have an ingrained inferiority complex. Your entire identity stems from living in the South.
>>63389440
black
>>63389440
a nigger, most likely
>>63389384
>>63389440
From Baltimore and a nigger.
>>63389440
Nigger
>>63389440
A Yankee faggot, also NO Baltimore and Maryland and NOT the south, they're literally a 30 minute drive from NYC, fuck off
>>63389397
>>63389414
It still one of the skinniest states because of the Asian population
>>63389440
Depends where in NoVa. You might just be a commuter to DC wagecuqq.
EL ES YOU
:3
>>63389487
LSU isn't in the south either, it's technically in a French territory.
someone explain corndog meme please
>>63389385
imagine all the heavy metals and acids in that stuff
they could probably stick a net in there and dredge out more lithium than south american countries mine in a year
>>63389459
>I have no culture so you can't either
>>63389487
If there is one thing the North and South can come together and agree on, it's that nobody wants Baltimore
>duke
CAROLINA BROS
How is your BBQ?
I love seeing PSU lose to a Northwestern team playing their backup QB after Penn State fans have spent all season arguing they'd win 10 games as they continued to scrape by cupcakes and get BTFO'd by OSU.
>>63389568
byu
>>63389539
It's actually considered a significant health risk to swim in the Chicago river
>>63389559
>mustard based
>sc
can you c u c k s be anymore disgusting?
>>63389559
the wetter the better
>>63389559
Lexington and Eastern Style equal :3
I live in Greensboro so I get the best of both worlds
>>63389559
>Vinegar & Pepper
Yuck. Try this
>>63389586
http://tiptop25.com/champ1961.html
another OSU "natty" BTFO
don't worry tho 5's still a lot
>>63389595
Mustard based bbq sauce is based. based sc
:^)
>>63389595
>Live in NC
>Buddy also lives in NC, but is from SC
>has tickets to South Carolina baseball games
>We go there and eat their Mustard BBQ
>My literal face when
>>63389525
Shut up, you have Duck Dynasty, you're southern
And why do you think being a European is better than being southern? Fuck off, go to the Eternal Arsenal thread where you belong
>tfw Flor da is going to lose to an inferior opponent with 0 passing yards again
>>>it's Georgia Southern all over
this thread is starting to smell like corndogs
>>63389634
>using store bought sauce
>not making your own secret recipe and passing down from first born son to first born son
UNSOUTHERN
>>63389540
Actually we have a lot of culture.. The North and Midwest is full of people who celebrate Italian, German, Polish, and Greek cultures. There are festivals all through the summer months. Also there is a strong culture that revolves are steel, farming, and manufacturing. Then there is the culture of art, food, music etc that exists in most metropolitan areas. You cling to a culture that died in 1865.
>>63389634
literally sugar in a bottle. disgusting
Corn Dog looks disgusting as shit.
How many yards will Leonard Fournette get tonight?
Over/Under 115
>>63389568
Army
The corndog thing is the lamest insult in the history of college sports. Nobody gives a fuck. Hell, I like corndogs. Bama fans hate it when you call them Gumps and sisterfuckers. If you're going to insult our fanbase/state, be creative for fuck's sake.
But these are Bama fans we're talking about. Too busy cooking their makeshift crystal methamphetamine balls with "2010 fuk aubrn" chisled at the bottom.
>>63389559
Grew up with delicious mustard base, peedee, but now know the glory of vinegar and pepper tomato base and mustard vinegar base. Upstate.
Reminder that Texas BBQ is ranked #1 and its so good it doesn't need some meme vinegar, sugar, or mustard sauce
if LSU wins, they will win the natty easily. playing at bryant-denny to a 1 loss alabama with their season on the line?
>can they do it, on a cold, wet, windy night at the britannia?
>>63389682
>tfw my family has a secret bbq and brunswick stew recipe that my grandparents make for the whole community in a big stew pot over a wood fire every fall
Feels a whole lot like Carolina tbqh
>>63389687
Arabs and Somalis don't count as culture senpai
>>63389753
Auburn started it and stole it from other fanbases. I believe it was originally about Nebraska but Auburn stole it and applied it to LSU.
>>63389684
Shut up faggot, you are a blue state, you aren't the south, Yankee scum
>>63389733
The proper term is "Pronto Pup". Don't they have music festivals in Alabama?
>>63389756
>TX
>Southern
Chile, plx
>Florida
>getting beat by Vandy
ISHYGDDT
>>63389756
>right-wing business magazine
>ranking bbq
yeah, everyone believes it
>>63389507
don't you work in Bermuda? You are a wagekekk too
>>63389634
Mmmm corn syrup.
does everyone put cole slaw on their bbq? if you don't fuck off
>holding in the secondary
lol who cares, right ACC refs?
>>63389833
>businessmen don't travel and eat at restaurants
>>63389759
>cold
I live in Alabama. It's like 80 degrees, humid as fuck, and gonna storm all day.
>>63389796
fuck there are actually a lot of those in my city.
Not as bad a Minnesota though, they all move there for some reason.
>>63389850
>cole slaw ON bbq
You're the disgusting vermin tbqhf
>fatasses calling other fatasses fatasses ITT
>>63389595
pleb detected
This woman announcer for the Florida game's voice is pissing me off. I hate it so god damn much. What else is on?
>>63389852
>UNC complaining about refs in any sport
go to bed Swofford
>>63389756
Your brisket is goat desu but you don't know based NC whole hog
>>63389833
ALL BBQ is right wing you idiot, the south is all right wing, I know the Midwest likes to pretend you're famous for BBQ but you aren't, I know you want to be from the south but you aren't, you're meth riddled corn growing liberal redneck atheists
>>63389636
>5
Please don't even start trying to claim 1957 isn't theirs. Auburn literally had to rig the AP poll in order to win it and was caught paying their All-American QB that season.
>>63389850
I do too bee honest
fucking throw down on some slaw and pulled pork
>city
>of
>relocated
>yankees
>>63389888
My family all live Cary :*).. right by the YMCA
>Marquise Williams beat TJ Yates 439 yard single-game UNC record
Feels bittersweet man :^(
>>63389868
>implying anyone at business inside has ever eaten any bbq
fag #1:which one should we rank first?
fag #2:what is a bbq exactly?
fag #3:george w. likes texas
head fag:ok, texas it is
>flowrider
>>63389749
>>63389692
>not wanting delicious brown sugar sauce
>>63389951
Easily the worst fanbase in the SEC thanks to those assholes that swarm their campus from NY, NJ and PA.
>>63389922
Just like it's the NCAA's fault the investigation has dragged on for 5+ years. It's not UNC's fault for trying to cover it up and forcing the NCAA to come back a second time and then trying to stonewall and delay the COI process. The penalty phase will be glorious.
>mfw HURRDURR SOUTHERN BBQ
>mfw HURRDURR BEANER STATE BBQ
>mfw kansas city has the best BBQ
>mfw midwest wins again
>>63389888
Are all the Italians in NJ conservative? It seems like they are.
>>63389946
it's theirs because there literally isn't a single argument you can make for osu's resume over theirs
i can see why you hate tcu so much now kek
b1g is such garbage, it's no wonder osu and michigan have losing bowl records
>>63390032
only meth-addled midwestern klansmen think ketchup-soaked BBQ is good
>>63389850
red slaw, not cole slaw
>>63390035
Stameys is GOAT local bbq
>>63389941
Even Midwest BBQ, is still right wing.
Wanna go to Smithfields desu after this. Casual level but quick and easy.
>>63389753
The corndog thing isn't meant to offend. It's meant so we can all laugh at you.
If the north is so much better than the south, why aren't southerners moving to PA and NY and MI in droves? Why is it the other way around?
>>63390032
>star QB is from Texas
>star RB is from Missouri
LMAO, "Ohio" State
>>63390040
Most BCS bowl wins of ALL TIME
>>63390032
Let's be honest, nobody in the Midwest actually wants to be associated with Missouri or Kansas
>>63389756
Actually Memphis has the best BBQ and any other response is a fucking faggot because this is known by many generations of Americans older and more mature/experienced/well traveled than you
>>63390084
>Cold weather
no thanks
>>63390090
Cardale is from cleveland
>>63390079
Smithfields is pretty good for what equates to fast-food bbq and chicken
>>63388828
Corn fed and proud come at me bro
>tfw my team is randomly good
>suddenly all games start at 2:30 instead of comfy 11 a.m.
end my life desu senpai
>>63390081
>Bama humor
inbreeding desu
>>63390084
Because it's cold. It's literally why people move south.
>>63390081
Whatever you do. Don't tell LSU fans that they smell like corndogs.
>>63390040
OSU played a much tougher schedule. It's quite obvious if you actually look at the Coaches Poll. Auburn played nobody.
I realize they have a better resume according to AP rankings, but remember that Auburn rigged the AP poll and most AP votes came from Auburn-affiliated news outlets that year. The AP literally changed it's rules to prevent that from ever happening again.
>>63390112
>publicly announcing you're gay on an anime imageboard
>>63390099
i repeat
>losing bowl record
>>63390161
O yeah of course, I have family all around Alamance but I live in Greensboro.
If we're talking hotdogs, Zack's in downtown Burlington is the undisputed GOAT
>>63390168
It was a joke made by an Auburn fan, and used by the entire SEC.
>he doesn't even know the origin of getting #rekt
>>63390112
Never heard of it, must suck
Oh wait you're the place that makes BBQ spaghetti lmao MEME BBQ
>>63389756
What is pictured is not barbeque. Barbeque is smoked pulled pork. You can put whatever shitty sauce you want on it, but mustard bases are the best. Hickory a shit.
>mfw texans call beef bbq
There's plenty of stuff opposing fans could say to piss off LSU fans. Lots of ammunition out there. Corndog isn't one of them. Chalk it up to a lack of creativity due to generations of inbreeding.
>>63390084
>actually believing people are still moving to the south
Only black people are moving to the south at this point. Look at Detroit, the black population continues to plummet, but the white population is growing for the first time in decades.
NO BRAKES ON THE CAROLINA RAPE TRAIN
>>63390140
I know, that's why he sucks
PSU is fucked
>>63390260
They're already here dude. Have you been to Florida?
>>63390260
>live in Florida
Old people are definitely moving here
>Florida losing to Vanderbilt
>Vanderbilt converting on 4th down
>Florida fans nowhere to be found
>>63390173
>cold blooded
this is why no one respects the Deep South
bunch of panty waist homebodies that can't stand to live above the 50th parallel, that plus all the transplant retirees from the least coast
>>63389191
Oklahoma
yes
Tyler Boyd ded
All the games suck right now. Gonna go for food.
Pulled pork sandwich from bbq food truck, subway, order pizza, or get a publix sandwich?
>yfw Marquise Williams breaks 800
God dammit Northwestern, find a fucking kicker
>>63390287
NO BRAKES ON THE PACKPRIDE RAPE TRAIN
NCAA PENALTIES ARE COMING
MULTIPLE POST-SEASON BAN IN ALL SPORTS
FUCK YOU
>>63390254
>pulled pork
what is this jamacia?
brisket is the fucking goat
>>63390348
Publix sub, baw
GOAT
>going for it on 4th at your own 30 when only up by 1
what the fuck Vanderbuilt????
Florida fans wear jorts
Stop talking about food you fucking faggots. Florida is losing to Vanderbilt right now and Vanderbilt is driving on their ass.
We get it. The best food comes from your area and everybody elses food sucks.
>>63390326
So what? Who gives a shit about old people, they don't work or make children.
>>63390199
i don't care about your biased polls you moron
auburn's SOS was better, the SEC had a better OOC record and played better opponents OOC, and they didn't lose to four loss teams
literally no argument
f i v e
i
v
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Anyone watching Pitt/ND. Fucking ACC refs not calling any PI
>>63390418
oh yes lets instead talk about how neither of these teams can get a first down
>>63390376
>he thinks pulled pork is jerked meat
Holy shit texans confirmed for knowing nothing about bbq. Brisket is brisket, m8.
>>63390254
Lmao thats meme BBQ, pork tastes good no matter what, only educated, skilled Texans can make beef taste amazing
I love how deep south inbreds and nigs cook pig and think they accomplished something, ITS PIG,, cavemen can make pig taste good, it's not a skill
>>63390435
Sounds terrible.
What the fuck are they good for? Collecting SS?
Is Hackenburg being an NFL level Qb a meme?
>>63390484
>only educated, skilled Texans
oxymoron senpai
>>63390418
get booty blasted desu
>Hackenshit
U D F A
D
F
A
>>63390418
>We get it
so does yur mum
Vandy is going to the super bowl
>>63390348
>directtv
>>63389977
>Carolina's best (now second best) QB of all time is TJ Yikes, who was booed off the field by the entire stadium at one point in his career
truly the graveyard of QBs
>>63390040
Nobody but Barners and people woefully unaware of college football history claim 1957 for Auburn. The NCAA was forced to invent the Rules committee to deal with Auburn's paying players, the AP was forced to change their voting rules to prevent Auburn from rigging the polls after that year. It's the single biggest instance of cheating in cfb history.
>southerners arguing over their autistic food obsessions
literally low iq
>Florida fans are now booing their own team
Seriously that was awful.
>>63390543
whoops
>>63389191
>South Dakota
Yes. 200 mbps internet with no data cap is working pretty well too.
>Gaytors
Holy shit you literally can't touch Hackenberg without getting a penalty called against you
>-21 yards on a single play versus Vanderbilt
>>63390484
>only texans can put sugar on beef
No one else does it because it's gross. Your state is special because it has terrible taste.
>>63389753
Lol hitting the bottle already you sore assed corn dog?
>>63390460
this is true
Nwestern starting to play thugball already
>>63389559
Their "bbq" literally tastes like vinegar with texture. Far and away the worst in the country.
>>63390569
it's embarrassing really; had some great RBs, but a blind amputee could break UNC passing records
>>63390448
>auburn's SOS was better
They played just the #16 team. OSU beat #5 and #15.
>muh AP poll that not even Auburn themselves dispute was rigged
how can one basketball school be this shit at football?
>met at your own line, should lose 1
>spin out of tackle and run back ten yards, then tackled for giant loss
>the swampy city of Florida
>and the embarrassment for dook continues
tfw Vanderbilt can still win the SEC
Vanderbilts defense is legit as fuck senpai
Penn State scores using their patented refball offense
>>63390582
The NCAA rulebook was written with Bear Bryant's propensity for handing out swimming and wrestling schollies for offensive and defensive lineman in mind. Bama literally invented cheating in college sports. Nice try.
UNC takes the cake for modern corruption though.
>Pedo State Circus Grab
NICE SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63390612
>roasted
NOT BARBEQUE REEEEEEEEEE
>>63390260
this
I hope to god the trend continues
God bless the midwest.
Land of the pioneers
>>63390351
We all have bad years
I still support my team
I bleed Husker Red
faggot
>>63390671
you're still just citing meaningless polls again
Goddammit NU why do you give up meme plays to Pedo State?
forget bbq, i'd rather have a gyro
>>63390684
Yeah too bad Vandy can't win the SEC faggot
Reminder that Texas just best the #1 ranked high school team in the nation from California and Texas is a superior football state to California and Florida and ur gay
Really need Penn State to pull one off here
>A 3rd string wide receiver can throw a deep ball better than Hackenberg
The thing about Vanderbilt was they would remain competitive because they would recruit smart white guys who were good enough to lay at the college level but not good enough for the NFL.
Then they go and get a nigger coaching staff and start nigger qb's and wonder why the smart white guys don't want to come play for them anymore.
>>63390732
uh yeah they can
>best throw of the afternoon
>from a WR
HACKENSHIT BTFO
>>63390742
don't worry, the refs are trying
Haha we're gonna lose to Vandy. Again. What a joke of a team UF is.
>>63390742
>rooting for rapists
Go shower with Sandusky
>>63390721
You mean the method by which the national champions were determined?
Surely you don't think OSU was the real National Champions in 2012 because they were undefeated, do you?
Do Ivy League schools have nursing programs?
Post bantz
>>63389559
tomato sauce apperently
>>63390797
tbf your starting QB got suspended. they deserve more slack than GB 2bh
>announcers acting like Florida is about to steam roll it's way to the SEC title game
if you can't even beat Vanderbilt, what makes you think you'll hang with Bama or LSU??
>the western most region of Virginia
at least we can all agree that cincinnati has the best chili and not those faggots in texas.
>north wins again
DWI
>>63390797
>Green bay, Florida Gators fan
Piece of shit
>>63390814
do you understand "resume comparison" at all?
>>63390742
We don't need Penn State pulling anything m8
Just when it looked like the east had a decent team. Florida better not be ranked after this game, win or lose.
>>63390843
>skyline chili
fugging disgusting
>>63390843
>chili on spaghetti noodles
is this normal?
>>63390843
>Chili spaghetti
Hahahahahahahha MEME
If UF loses are they a top 25 team still?
>>63390858
tee hee
>>63390805
Who said we?
I meant I need Penn State to pull one off for a few reasons
>>63390833
>they deserve some slack because they fucking cheated for the half the season with a PEDo qb
get fucked Gators
>>63390843
>thinking spaghetti is an integral part of chili
you can fuck right off
Late hit on Jackson but the refs call holding. Fucking refball.
>>63390797
>we
>>63390659
Where are you from, champ? I'm from jawja and believe theirs is the best.
Northwestern collapsing
>>63390843
is all that cheese really necessary?
>>63390898
it's delicious
Refs doing everything in their power to sabotage Northwestern
>mfw corn dogs are considered a high class delicacy food in the Midwest
>>63390907
>Thats acutally Peyton Manning in the front row
>>63390934
it helps to drown out all the sugar in the chili
>>63390843
>>63390787
The Tyler Boyd throw or was there another WR dragon in the Penn St game?
>>63390898
In cincinnati it is. It's actually ok if you have good chili and not skyline shit
>>63390934
Yes, to cover the taste of their terrible chili
>>63390137
I like cold weather better
>>63390922
>>63390901
>>63390898
It's honestly not that bad
Not a Gators fan but if you actually think that UF is going to lose, you're insane.
Florida will score once more, and Vandy can't do anything on offense.
>teams get entire championships and wins removed because players sell some stuff or make some money
>Florida has a literally roid monkey qb, obviously wins games with him and goes to shit in his absence
>0[ZERO] team punishment
>>63390968
Penn State game
>>63390964
>sugar in the chili
I am never going to Ohio
fuck you and your people and all that you stand for
>>63390771
>>63390771
How is a 3-6 team going to "win" the SEC lmao baka senpai desu ISHYGDDT
lol @ thugwestern
>>63390160
It will be over quick
>>63391016
This tbqh, should've at vacated the games he played in this season
>>63390853
Yes. OSU beat Iowa, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Auburn beat literally nobody and Tennessee.
OSU resume > Auburn Resume in 1957. I don't know how you think they didn't. As for conference OOC, MSU beat Notre Dame, who beat Oklahoma, that year, and Michigan beat Georgia and USC. The SEC did not have a win better than Notre Dame. If anything, you can argue MSU deserved the title instead of OSU, but not Auburn, who played nobody.
Lmao Cincinnati chili is embarrassing, putting it on spaghetti, if you don't eat your bowl of chili with cornbread only then you're a faggot
>>63391081
>>63391081
>>63391081
>>63391081
Get in here gator senpai we did it
>>63391056
I wish we played thug.
The football players aren't allowed to grow dreads because of the boosters.
>>63390988
>>63390964
>not putting frank's red hot on it
literally pleb tier tbqh
>>63391010
Thanks for jinxing it you faggot.
Clemson pressbox guy here
Don't think I'm getting seat
Thank you Westwood One
>yfw Floriduh loses to Vandy
>by one point
>7-6
>>63391093
OSU would literally be the 5th best team in the SEC
>>63391093
Please don't get this faggot started again
Hahahah Florida
>gaytors
Oh shit fumble and vandy recovers senpai
lmao florida
>GATORS
>GATORS
>GATORS
>GATORS
>GATORS
>>63391096
Not so fast...
Oh, florida..
>>63391096
>>63391132
>>63391141
OH GOD MY SIDES
>>63391141
>>63391096
>>63391118
>>63391010
>>63391010
>>63391081
>>63391081
THE JINX WORKS EVERY TIME
>Florida
>SEC
>i wish i had a real quarterback
>>63391138
maybe 5 years ago. they beat the conference bell cow last year so you can shut right the fuck up
>b-but muh meatgrinder schedule
>GAYTORS
>GAYTORS
>GAYTORS
>GAYTORS
>GAYTORS
SEC ACADEMIC TIERS:
Elite:
> Vanderbilt
> Texas AM
Good:
> Florida
> Auburn
> Tennessee
Decent:
> Georgia
> Missouri
> Kentucky
> Arkansas
> South Carolina
Fucking Kill Yourself:
> LSU
> Alabama
> Mississippi
??ᓄᓇᕗᑦ:!!??:
> Mississippi State
>Flerder Gerters
>Florida
HAHAHAHA
we're fucked.
>>63391212
why can't i hold all these jabronis
Idk how to feel about this Florida game. I was hoping they'd win out so the Noles can ruin their season at the end if the year. On the other hand, it sure is nice seeing them lose
Vandy upset tiem soon?
Is there anything worse than a female announcer during a /cfb/ game? I normally never bitch about announcers but had to mute it.
>>63391212
>dam i hate u florida but the pussy game ridiculous
>>63391214
put florida in elite academics and it looks good
This is what happens when I even think about getting my hopes up. Every time.
>>63391138
How is that possible when the best team in the SEC would be the 5th best team in the B1G...
>coach and entire team knows qb is on roids and leading team to wins
>roidmonkey finally gets caught
>"don't do that again" but zero punishment
GO FUCK YOURSELF FLORIDA
FUCKING CHEATS
LITERALLY SEC BIAS
>>63391214
>A&M with Candy
Lel, are Aggies this fucking delusional?
>>63391214
GOD DAMN THAT LIST IS BAD.
>>63391214
Texas A&M elite. Top kek.
>>63391214
>??ᓄᓇᕗᑦ:!!??
> Mississippi State
>the state of floridas "offense" right now
>>63391214
Texas A&M is not Vandy tier, and you are obvious a student there. Tennessee is not Florida/Georgia tier. Who gives a fuck about the others.
>>63391214
The fuck is that supposed to mean about MSU?
>>63391257
Florida is very good but nowhere near TAMU or Vandy
>>63391214
>putting any SEC school in the same tier as Vanderbilt
nigga you high
Why is everyone making fun of the SEC and Florida? All this tells me is that the SEC defenses are ELITE. They held eachother to 7 and 6 points, imagine a BIG10 school going up against an elite defense like this instead of all the powder puff defenses they face in their conference
>>63391251
verne and gary
>>63391214
that's just objectively wrong
Vandy, A&M, Florida, Missouri
Georgia, Auburn, TN
Kentucky, LSU, Arkansas, SC, Alabama
Miss St, Ole Miss
>that Notre Dame drive
my sides
BB
B
bootyblasters bootyblasting shittsburgh
>>63391214
Alabama is far from the worse. Outside of Vandy, they're probably the best in the SEC.
*I'm a thousand miles away from any of these schools and have zero bias towards any. It's just a fact.
>florida
>>63391266
>>63391268
A&M definitely isn't in the same tier as Vandy, but they're head and shoulders above every other SEC school. Pretty sure LSU also has a really good engineering school (I could be wrong though) so I don't know why they're so low.
>knows that if he tunes in to the fla game to experience the schadenfreude fla will manage to win
>>63391214
Miss State should be in decent. I had to access their archives to finish my thesis. They weren't as organized or accessible as Auburn's or Clemson's, but they were still useful and the staff was helpful. A good library is a good indicator.
Overall accurate ranking.
>>63391084
you can't prove when he started taking his supplements though. I know that the NCAA doesn't need proof to do anything, and would like to see UF go up in flames as much as anyone, but it's best for the NCAA to stick to what they can outline as fact for a little while with all the heat they've been getting
>FL thugs
>>63391289
What is your deal with this? A&M is decent at best.
>Florida
>late hit to bail Vandy out
PICK TWO
>>63391214
>Putting Auburn above Alabama
nice meme
Alabama is way way ahead of Auburn
Alabama has the 20th ranked law school in the country and the 4th ranked accountancy program
>>63391214
>??ᓄᓇᕗᑦ:!!??:
> Mississippi State
>>63391324
>head and shoulders above every SEC school
Except UF my b senpai
>>63391093
It's hilarious how much you have to bend things. Like this one:
>Michigan beat Georgia and USC
Georgia was 3-7. USC was 1-9.
Here are facts for OSU:
>play in conference with worse record
>have worse SOS
>have worse record
How do you think a team that is inferior in each of these categories did better than a team that is superior than each of these categories? Just tell me that.
>>63391214
Florida has elite academics, Missouri should be in good tier
>>63390260
Actually the majority of people moving to the South are from the North East i.e. not Detroit. They are mostly moving to cities like Atlanta and Charlotte that are booming economically. My roommate is from central Pennsylvania.
>>63391094
also no one just eats condiment chili by itself
that's all it is
>>63391324
>Vandy
>A&M, Ole Miss, Auburn
>Miss St. LSU
>BAMA Ark,
:D
>>63391203
>Buckeyes win one fluke game and think they can compete in the SEC
Lmao, that win was a 1/10 chance if if they met again Bama would would butt fuck the Kekeyes. If OSU played in the SEC West they'd lose to LSU, Bama, Ole Miss, Auburn, and Mississippi State every year. In reality your team is about as good as Arkansas but your baby schedule masks it
Subway, Taco Bell, gas station fare
what do
>>63390709
The midwest is for people who give up on their dreams
>>63391214
Lemme fix dat
Elite:
Vandy
Ole Miss
Good:
Gawgia
Auburn
TAMU
OK:
UT
Mizzou
UK
Arkansas
Florida
Consider Suicide:
LSU
Miss St.
Fat ugly and alone:
Bama
only if vandy had a competent qb they might have won 6-7 games this year
>>63391299
Vandy is far ahead of any other school in the SEC for academics
>>63391363
>have worse SOS
But that's definitively wrong and why the Coaches poll chose OSU
I'm done arguing with casuals
>>63391410
Taco Bell
>Flip to Vandy game to watch Flawda get bootyblasted
>Beth Mowins is commentating
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>63391413
>being this bootyblasted about that natty
fuck off m8, Bama is in the Good tier
>>63391421
same but with florida and not a roided qb
>>63391413
Hey man, Notre Dame has some great academics. You should be proud of your alma mater.
>>63391298
i will fite u
>>63391413
>any school from mississippi in elite tier
>>63391348
But shit everything else, whereas Auburn is solid across the board but excellent in engineering and hard sciences. Stay mad.
What is with all the TAMU hate? They have a massive budget and do a ton of research. They have a top 10 engineering program, better than several ivy league schools. They are not as prestigious as Vandy but its safe to say you receive just as good an education. Also the alumni network is incredibly valuable.
Texas AM is without a doubt in the top tier of public universities.
>>63391411
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS FUCKING GUY
HE'S SO STUPID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Academics:
Vandy >>>>>>> TAMU/UF/UGA >>>>>> Barn >>>>>>>>>>> the rest >>>>>>>>>>>> State
>>63391413
Hello, black bear.
>>63391451
pretty sure most of the butthurt posters thought it was a football ranking
>vandy at florida
>vandy on 3rd and 11, suddenly the vandy communications go down
lel, flawda is desperate
At least I can take UF out of my autism chart after this loss.
>>63391405
>fluke
OSU fucked on Bama in every phase of the game other than field position. If it weren't for Bama's All-Universe punter they wouldn't have even been in that game. Go ahead and deny it but you KNOW that's true, the Buckeyes were just better than Bama.
>>63391405
they have the best coach in college football. they MIGHT lose one game a year in the SEC
>>63391483
im paid to watch football not to read words
>arguing academics in a /cfb/ thread
if this is all you have, you should leave desu
>>63391452
you live in a flyover state
>>63391468
this is actually a good list
>>63391296
Michigan has a better defense than anyone in the SEC.
>>63391451
>get buttblasted by texas
>muh feelings
>run to sec
>surprise them once
>get buttblasted by everybody
>muh academics
>>63391433
She's horrible. I'm currently watching on mute tbqh.
Most relevant stat.
Objective ranking
Elite:
Vandy
Great:
Texas A&M
Florida
Georgia
Good:
Alabama
Auburn
Tennessee
SC
Arkansas
Missouri
Poor:
Ole Miss
Kentucky
LSU
Bad:
Miss St
>>63391324
their engineering school used to be one of the best in the country but ive heard even that has fallen on some laughable times
LSU funnels way too much of their money into football and its sad, its even gotten to the point that they're using their political connections to destroy other schools in the state in order to feed their athletics beast
>>63391451
For some reason /sp/ thinks Texas is in the deep south and inbred
>the state of Jacob Coker
>>63391296
You're forgetting that Houston BTFO'd this Vandy squad by the tune of 38 - 0 last week.
The same Houston team if they beat Cinci today and if this Vandy result holds, the committee will only move up 3 or 4 spots max because of some stupid metrics like the eye test and strength of record.
Now they just might have a similar agrument that Memephis has.
>>63391513
>chick-fil-a locations
kek
>>63391514
I'm sure it looks that way when Michigan plays a bunch of shitty BIG10 offenses
>>63391214
>elite
Vanderbilt
>great
Florida
>good
Georgia
Texas A&M
Missouri
Alabama
>decent
Auburn
Tennessee
South Carolina
>>63391523
You know it's a northerner when Ole Miss is "poor"
>>63391363
Not even SEC fans count 1957 for Auburn or think they had a harder schedule. Most people agree Auburn's 1957 title is second only to Bama claiming 1941 as the most bullshit title in college football history. Only Auburn fans and angry Michigan fans disagree. Gonna have to assume you're an Auburn fan, casual, or just dumb
>>63391522
15 years after graduation tho
>>63391436
I've known people, actual people, that have committed suicide shortly after graduated from Bama with degrees that normally get you a job within a year at most. Another guy sold his creative writing degree for black tar.
>>63391438
They do, I wish I hadn't transferred out
>>63391501
>b-b-b-but flyover
anyone who uses that buzzword is automatically an idiot
keep being willfully ignorant of your own country
enjoy all the rats and niggers coaster
>>63391524
This is just incredibly wrong. LSU athletics are one of the only self-sufficient programs in the country and they actually give money back to the university every year.
Louisiana has way too many universities however and it hurts every school in the state.
>>63391430
Auburn's opponents: 45-47-7
OSU's: 43-47-4
>>63391491
leave bama special teams to me
If Penn State wins will they become ranked?
>>63391534
>b-but muh Houston meme offense
>>63391522
>most relevant stat when talking about cfb is the average income of graduates from that school
I know this is a /cfb/ thread, but did they every show what the banner at last weeks Carolina game was?
>>63391534
Doesn't matter. Temple will bootyblast both those teams
>>63391214
>Mississippi State
G-go dawgs?
> tfw transferring to Michigan Tech next semester
Not sure how I feel. the UP is super comfy but basically Alaska so I dont know how I will like living there. Oh well Tech is god tier for engineering.
hit me with the smell good
>>63391562
the truth hurts
>>63391569
Most likely.
>>63391574
no, they only mentioned that it was some kind of protest involving a local issue
>>63391081
>>63391081
>>63391081
>>63391081
Still doesn't matter
Gator Victory
>>63391582
do you guys bring cowbells to class and ring them during lecture?
>>63391566
That's totally meaningless and you know exactly why it is. Especially in 1957
>bragging about academics
>enormous drop-out rates
>thousands of dollars of debt
>people passing with nothing but Cs
>people still retarded after graduating
>job opportunities marginally better than a high-school grad in most fields
>no job experience
You people except hardcore STEM grads are getting played hard.
>>63391522
>making 72K 15 years after you graduate
You don't even need to go to school for that shit.
>>63391569
Absolutely. Maybe only in the 20s though.
AND HERE THEY COME
>>63391574
Yeah, it was something about wanting Bank Of America to stop supporting Dominion Power, I think.
Resorting to muh academic rank is talk for your team is shit. I live and work in Houston and have to constantly put up with insufferable A&M fans telling me how great their school is.
GRIP AND SIP UPDATE
g&s booty blasting FAU
35-19
>>63391553
still haven't seen any numbers about this "harder schedule" for osu
>t
>c
>u
>>63391553
>and angry Michigan fans
No. We might be angry about it but we're not delusional like Auburn fans. If OSU is clearly the best team in any given season then they're just clearly the best team - when SEC fans ultimately try to deny it most Michigan fans will at least argue in favor of OSU (aka in favor of logic).
final score for clemson/fsu?
clemson tigers 39-14 florida state racists
>>63391626
and they would be correct. now go back to dying of floods
Fuller > Treadwell
>Vanderbilt
You nerdy fucks are blowing it.
>>63391605
>people thinking school prestige matters for anything more than a few careers
The simple fact is that the majority of business owners don't give a fuck where you got your degree from as long as its not Phoenix.
If you aren't looking to work in an ivory tower just get your degree and you'll be fine.
>Florida
>Losing against Vandy
>They have 6 points
>>63391562
>keep being willfully ignorant of your own country
>buzzwords
You were just spewing buzzwords and ignorant statements about your country as well senpai.
>>63391626
It is pretty great desu. The campus is extremely modern and high tech. Would have loved to go there but didnt have the money because out of state :'(
vandy has 9 passing yards
N I N E
I
N
E
Good job on helping this offense andy ludwig
>vandy clock management
>>63390817
I think so
>mfw SEKeks think florida is a "quality win"
>LSU barely beat this team
Bama is going to kill LSU tonight
>>63391669
The prestige does matter in the fields that pay the most, ie law and banking.
>>63390817
not sure why you'd go to an Ivy league school for that though
>>63391661
I just want Clemson to fuck it up. Just so every reporter that Dabo yelled at about Clemsoning can give him the smug pepe face after the game.
>>63391604
they also played in a tougher conference
SEC: 23-9-2
B1G: 16-7
any more baseless allegations or you wanna put this one to rest?
Don't mind me
just looking forward to my National Championship
So when Florida kicks the last second FG to beat Vandy by two, do they hop Clemson and Ohio State?
>>63391669
>If you aren't looking to work in an ivory tower just get your degree and you'll be fine.
Shit most people don't even need that, get an AA and go to a trade school.
who /nittany/ here
>it's a the losing team is talking about academics thread
>>63391716
iowa at least
Another false start.
>>63391716
fuck yes. better than beating whatever non-sec shitters those are
>>63391727
you mispelled /boyrapists/
>FLORIDURR
>>63391727
Why can we only score on trick plays? I thought Hack was good.
>>63390819
That's good
>>63391729
every Saturday, just like clock work
CHRIST VANDERBILT STOP TEASING AND LET US CUM ALREADY
>>63391716
AP voters in the south will vote that way for sure
Lel
https://twitter.com/KySportsRadio/status/663078286151520256
>people in here fail to realize your degree and alma mater is simply a check off on the basics after your first job
>>63391710
>more losses
>better
ok
>>63391750
Its a "Quality" loss
3rd and 17
Lets just run it right up the middle.
>>63391716
They cant even make an extra point what makes you think they'll kick a FG?
>>63391768
And yet this team is winning.
>third and manageable
>penalty
>call timeout to decide on new play
>penalty
kek Vandy how
>>63391747
he's completely neutered in franklin's offense. Bubble screens, slants, draws, it's annoying. Anytime they let him rip and tell him to through intermediate to long throws, and give him any time at all, he's great.
James Franklin is a great coach 6 days a week. Excellent recruiter, he can motivate, etc.
I'm not sold on him for Saturdays. Nigga can't gameplan for shit
SHANK
CHOKE IMMINENT
Literally the only people that can use the term fly-over state are the ones that live in NY or CA.
http://strawpoll.me/5945349/
>12 yard punt
>>63391787
Then
>3rd and 17
>Run up the middle
>Shank the punt for 12 yards
>>63391081
WE DID IT BOYS
>>63391081
WE DID IT BOYS
>>63391081
WE DID IT BOYS
damn gg vandy
Reminder that Utah will be in the CFB
Vandy just trying to lose
>>63389329
i have the over in tcu ok st
>>63391790
tell him to *throw
time 4 choke
>>63391534
all the sec nuthuggers ignoring this post
>>63391705
why would anyone willfully go into such a saturated field as law?
Florida is gonna turn it over in the red zone
Can we have at least 1 good football team in Nashville? I dont think it's possible.
>>63391794
Flyover literally only applies to the midwest
>>63391826
You realize Herman is about to get hired by South Carolina right
>>63391658
OSU was Iowa's only loss that year. And yes, rankings also matter despite your idea that they somehow dont.
>>63391710
>playing 11 games more total made the SEC a tougher conference
The word you were looking for is "bigger" conference.
>>63391811
Utah needs an actual QB first
it's pretty much happening again
UF walkon kicker gonna win this
>>63391849
>9 posts early
fuck off, virgin
>women commentator
This is triggering me
>those extended shots of Pitt fans emptying the stadium
top kek
Stat of the Day:
The SEC East is 1-10 against the SEC West this year.
Can we please stop the "Florida is good" meme?
>>63391849
>10 posts early
>>63391829
It's only saturated at the bottom. If you go to a top school you'll still be fine. I take your point though. If you're smart enough to go to a top school, there are other fields that make more money.
>>63391870
then don't migrate until the thread is done
Derek Mason going full nig rn
>>63391700
This. People seem to forget that fournette barely ran against Mississippi state. Bama has the top ranked run d. They are gonna shut lsu down so hard it won't even be funny
>mfw the media would actually call this UF/Vandy shitfest a "classic SEC defensive battle"
Bama is going to hate-fuck LSU
>>63391907
or better yet, create a new one and everybody migrate to it and not the gay one this faggot created
>florida icing their own kicker
>>63391945
"gritty win"
"adversity"
"shows character"
"holds off"
"stubborn"
"feisty"
>>63391945
>Florida outlasts Vanderbilt in instant classic
>>63391967
>being this autistic
>LSU's "quality win" is against a team that can't beat Vanderbilt
Bama is gonna eat their lunch
This woman on ESPN has no clue what the fuck she is talking about.
>>63391854
They have a good win. They also have a loss against a bad TCU team.
Rankings are subjective, especially back then. You know this. That's why they're gone.
The SEC's percentage is slightly higher. It's like you're incapable of anything objective, like math.
>>63391991
they were about to get a delay of game, genius
>>63392026
because she's a woman right? shut the fuck up.
>>63392004
>>63391945
quit fucking whining you babies
>the final four will be bama, lsu, ole miss and florida
>there is literally nothing you can do to stop this
>>63392051
lol it's not even that
she's said at least 10 things that are just dead wrong
she's a diversity recruit and a dumb bitch to boot
fucking whore
>>63392051
she thought the kicker was getting Iced by it's own team, Stacy
>>63392088
way to prove me right kiddo.
>>63392051
Ate you watching? Florida calls a timeout because the play clock runs out, and then she goes
>vanderbilt going to ice the kicker
>whoa, *Florida* is the one who called it
>what could they be trying?
>looks like they may want to discuss faking it
Anyone who's watched a football game knew that timeout was coming ten seconds before it happened. It's insulting to have a commentator who has no clue what's going on, regardless of gender.
>>63391914
I still don't know why they fucking hired this overrated Pac-12 defensive coordinator.I hope he's gets the ax soon after Vandy screws this game up
>>63392051
She's stupid as fuck, I'm about to change the channel
>>63392088
lmao you couldn't even get through one post denying that you were criticizing her for being a woman without calling her a bitch and a whore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>flawida
9 passing yds dot jpg
FLAWIDA SELF DESTRUCTING
The man on ESPN is dumb, too. How could you say he hit him in the chest when the qb's head snapped back?
>>63392173
i hope your white knighting at least gets you laid gi
>>63392345
like Charley Steiner said ESPN is a monolith,
they have no color or original commentators
>>63392051
>all these BTFO replies
Damn, I guess white knights are as clueless as female commentators.
Dear God,
If you're out there, please don't let the Pedo Sex University win this fucking game.
Love,
Northwestern
>>63392051
because their are no bad male sportscasters right? shut the fuck up
Last three digits of this post is how many yards Zeke gets tonight.
>its a kirk herbstriet game
>Clemson is the number one team in the nation
What was that personal foul? He tackled him and then walked away.
