OFFICIAL STOKE CITY VS CHELSEA MATCH THREAD
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1-0 Stoke
Mourinho on the verge of being sacked
>MOUYES
WEWWWWW LADS it was fun while it lasted desu
>MOUYES
1st for Mourinho's chelsea have not once played watchable football
lmao
>M
>O
>U
>Y
>E
>S
MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO MOYESINHO
not first
Guess he can't do in a cold, rainy night in Stoke.
>tfw you didn't bet on Stoke
Fuck sake at least I won 70 quid today on a treble
who is the zlatan looking fucker who just scored for stoke la?
DICK IS HARD
BALLS ARE SWOLLEN
>mouyes
I-It can't be over so soon
r-right guys?
no era falta desu
i am entertained
>poorinho
SHUT UP MOYES ISN'T EVEN IN THE STADIUM FFS
JUST SHUT UP
couldn't handle a rainy night in stoke
STOKE
T
O
K
E
do you reckon mou had a wank at half-time?
>getting BTFO by a literal meme team
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
I so approve this.
What is this 'senpai desu' bullshit?
This may have been your last chance to make free money betting against Chelshit.
BYE MOU
>>63388707
slav from austrian NT
>>63388634
bump
>MOUUUUUUUYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>63388724
Nah famdem, he hired a whore (your mother) to do it for him.
just tuned in and saw the gol ayylmao chelsea on JUST watch
MOUYES
What is he thinking, /sp/?
>>63388707
Arnautovic
>SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
>mouyes
>mouyes
>>63388739
filters for Tbh, Senpai and Smh
they were put on in halloween but for some reason they haven't gone
>>63388739
Are you new here?
>>63388739
Cancer from /b/
so who's replacing mouyes /sp/
>>63388739
I don't know desu senpai
>>63388724
why have a wank when eva was with him polishing his nob (if you know what i mean xD)
>>63388756
he's probably fuming watching the replays wondering why shawcross is still on the pitch
>post yfw Brenny replaces Mouyes
>Mou won't be there to go out in a blaze of glory meltdown in the post match interview
Fuck sake Stoke.
>shawcross
>MOUYES
>>63388768
Shit, Senpai is FAm
I swear they keep updating this shit
imagine being arsenal right now and remembering you lost to this embarrassment of a chelsea team
how can chelsea unironically be THIS shit
>hazard trying to stop fighting
Topkek
>>63388756
just thinking about wenger
>>63388792
Hiddink for the rest of the season.
>>63388775
more from /a/ desu
>>63388822
I don't think they'll care as much after seeing where Chelski are in the league lel.
>>63388741
What's up with Slav forwards who tie their hair back and try bicycle kicks?
The funny thing is that Moyes is probably going to be fired from Sociedad soon. Moyes to Chelsea confirmed?
>11 points in 12 games
>3 points ahead of relegation
>23 goals conceded
>mouyes
>>63388792
moyes
>mouyes
baka
>mfw I have adopted baka desu senpai into my meme vocabulary and I no longer need the filters
>feels good senpai
>>63388792
BRENNY
R
E
N
N
Y
What's all this shit about Mourinho getting sacked? He won against Dynamo, they better leave him be at least until New Year's. I'm not ready to lose all the laughs.
how the hell do stoke get away with so much shit
>>63388792
Brenny
>only bournemouth, aston villa, sunderland and newcastle are below them
Willian will score soon
willian chimping out
>dutch football
Quints and Mou is fired tonight
S T O K E D
MOYES IN
>>63388847
must be bosnian tradition
>>63388884
no 88888 = no goal
Please stay Mou-yes
>>63388822
>losing to Mike Dean
Not a shock really desu senpai
MOUYES' RECORD IS SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE THAN MOYES' EVER WAS
>>63388792
Brenny
>mouyes
>>63388869
i agree m8, but if they lose this, it's all over.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>tfw this is the only thing me and my awkward as fuck father in law can watch together
At least it's fun larping as a brit
>>63388822
>implying we weren't Refballed
>>63388796
this is on par with the robben blurry pic
top lel
>>63388884
My ex used to be a big breasted slut too
feels bad man
How do we fix this shit lads?
>>63388884
Tfw clover is reminding me that this is a 10/10 in bongland
if chelsea lose I'm just gonna get drunk and cry 2bh
>wearing black armbands because mou is banned
is there a more classless club in world football?
>>63388792
Give it Giggsy till the end of the season
>>63388916
Moyes had 21 points after 12 PL games. Chelsea currently have 11.
>mouyes
WHO
/WEW LAD/
here?
Did anyone see Costa telling Shawcross that he smells, right after Costa was caught diving by the ref?
What a child lmao.
>>63388884
why are her legs so fat?
>>63388845
point is it should have been 3 easy points that could have them top
>>63388926
moar
MOURINO IS
FINISHED
I
N
I
S
H
E
D
>mouyes
>yfw chelsea was actually refballed the fuck in this game
Offside goal, and a clear red for that ellbow in the neck
Mike Dean doesn't want to stop the rape train
>>63388952
Hire Harry Houdini
>>63388867
tsundere desu
>>63388936
Phrenologists would have a field day with those 2 subhumans
>>63388934
hmmm
>>63388928
Pls, I'm not ready.
>>63388934
Your father in law is John W. Henry?
>>63388869
wow he won against a poorfag slav team, it's like praising K11opp for winning against rubin.
>WENGER IS RIGHT ABOUT YOU
>>63388964
>tfw you will never have sex with Cara Delavagine
might as well kill myself right now
>>63388897
I recently ran into an Albanian who had such a hairdo. It's like the entirety of the Balkans is controlled by some kind of man-bun-loving entity.
>>63388974
>rape
could you not use that word as a way of describing things please? it's pretty offensive.
>>63388951
Nobody cares baka.
Shaqiri actually kinda looks like a ripped Down syndrome kid
>>63388974
CHAT SHIT GET SACKED
Someone start posting feet
>>63388934
>father in law
>gramps
KEK
U
C
K
>>63388891
tf fAm
>>63388964
She'd be great if she trimmed the caterpillars on her head
>>63388979
why is Gabby a subhuman friendo
Well Jose. You know what they say...
CHAT
>Mouyes will be able to hide behind the excuse that he wasn't at the game therefore he will be giving at least one more game to change things around
Pls Based Norwich
>>63388934
>here, breathe in some cyanide
>>63389003
> you will never have sex with Cara Delavagine
she looks like a heroin addict m80
>>63388998
Chelsea's a girls name tho
explains why you like to get fucked
>maureen is a 9/11 truther
>>63388959
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
bye Mouyes
it has been fun, enjoy the dole!
>got £15 on Costa scoring
>got £10 on Hazard scoring
>>63388953
Aussies are pretty much Brits genetics wise, Brit rejects and inbreds but Brits none the less.
>>63388953
>ireland
>bongland
>>63389051
Dumbass
>>63389006
S U C K
I
C
K
S I C K
U
C
K
>all these johnny comelatelys flooding the thread now that chelshit have conceded
fuck off casuals ruining mah comfy thread
shaqiri to man city when
>>63389051
>throwing away your JSA like this
its time to praise our queen
>>63389051
>betting on Chelsea
you should have known this would happen. it's your own damn fault
>>63389033
Literally fight me, cocksucker.
>>63389018
Thick eyebrows are great you pleblord
>shaqiri just fucking with baba now
>that false run
>getting dominated by a manlet
kek
KEK
>>63388964
>cold sore on her knee
litearlly sharp knees . jpg
>>63388964
Because she is fat?
>that retarded scouser hating tory chelsea fan is so buttrustled right now
>>63389066
>>63389079
>>63389084
>>63389089
I'll have the last laugh just you wait
>>63388969
>mouyes
>>63388671
Olivia from Bolivia
>>63389051
not the smartest bets m8
>>63389080
/LONGBACK/ general
WAYHEY
>>63389080
TAYLOR IS MY QUEEN
>>63389090
why do british like ugly women so much?
Terry is like one of those old cunts in the Barclays advert for walking football.
Post Successful!
>>63388964
Man, I really want to see her take black cock
FUCKING TROLLPOST CUNT FUCK OFF AHHHHHHH
>>63389103
They are if they aren't thicker then the rest of her body
TROLLPOST
OFF THE POST!
AHAHAHAHA FAGOT
BASED UPRIGHT
>>63389051
You officially suck at betting now
>>63388964
hnnnnnnng
>>63389115
>>63389115
oh my...
post of fate
>>63389111
hnnng
>>63389090
ill hook u in the gabber m8
>>63389115
thanks F A M
>>63389056
Very true, good thing I was born in Europe.
>tfw even the girls you mentioned here don't want me
Should I just finally end it?
>>63389115
>tfw no niamh gf
>>63389020
>receding chin
>whole face slopes inward from the forehead on down
>>63389111
Jesus Christ man
>>63388796
what did you mean by this?
>>63389111
>she will never sit on your face
fuck, I forgot Pedro was on the bloody pitch
>tfw no Mata
>>63389118
>those shoulders
>>63388964
pig disgusting
Astronautovic 1-0 webm
>>63389051
I believe it you la
>>63389090
When and where bitch
Chelshit must be fuckin cursed by some kind of fatum
>>63389000
That CL win is crucial for them, because it's all Chelsea have going for themselves in this season. You'd know that if you actually watched football instead of meme-posting.
Besides, Dynamo Kyiv has won the Cup Winners' Cup 2 times, how many have you won m8?
>>63389003
>>63389090
Why do people consider her to be so attractive? She's not bad but not great either.
>>63389134
>Hating on based Cara
FUCK OFF, JUST FUCK OFF OUT OF THIS THREAD NOWWWWW NORMAL FAAAGGGGGGGGGG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63389169
> they will never both drunkenly slob on your american knob
>>63389111
god i'd have a deep emotional relationship with her
>>63389133
>>63389133
>having a niggerlover as queen
kek
COLD NIGHT IN STOKE
O
U
L
D
N
O
T
D
O
I
T
>>63389069
This match is literally a meme that's completely about whether >mouyes will be fired or not
>>63389111
muh dick
>>63388964
>dem skeletal legs
>mismatched hair-eyebrows
>that weird sore on her knee
won't fap to/10
>>63389024
...shit, get banged?
>0 - Chelsea have kept no clean sheets in their last eight away Premier League games. Creaking.
>Mouyes
>>63389206
Bad bitches make my dick rock hard
>>63389198
Eva confirmed gypsy witch
pedro is shit
>>63389206
I'd shag her good
>>63389218
she isn't a niggerlover you fucking retard
that fucking shoulder push
why are there so many slags in this thread
Holy fuck this game is awesome. Both teams fucking with one another back and forth and Chelsea still getting dicked into the relegation zone. I love it.
kek pedro looked so pathetically small next to that stoke player
>Marlo from London: How can Jose sneak into the Britannia? Put on the Chelsea number 10 shirt - it makes the wearer invisible!
Why do they wear tomatoes on their shirts?
>Not subbing Costa
HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU?
>>63389215
She'd be attractive if she didn't have manly fucking eyebrows
>>63389169
>niamh
Help me with her set irebro, tried to add her to fb but for some reason she didn't accept me.
>putting on the man who won't win for mouyes
kek
>>63389244
I always get a boner with dat white ass
>>63389242
>63389242
She is, wait and see
USA USA USA
>chelsea losing
>fabregas and falcao are their chosen saviours off the bench
makes me kek every time.
>>63389244
pls m8...my gf is sleeping in the other room
>>63389218
dude niggers lmao
>>63389244
2, 1
Time to start falling over to get a Willian freekick.
We should replace Mourinho with Klopp
>>63389288
Go slip it in before she wakes up
>>63389194
ty, sweden
>>63389133
reminder that Taylor is a 7/10 in america and a 15/10 in bongland
>>63389111
only for the highest of high test males
>>63389281
so you have no proof she fucks black men and are making it up cause she has invited one or two on stage with her and took pics?
basically you're a kek obsessed faggot with a large collection of interracial pornography on your computer.
>>63389276
I'll try m8, going on pints soon.
are you taller than 6'4 spee?
check your manlet status
I can just imagine Mourinho crying in his hotel room, tears falling down and ruining his half eaten cum covered pizza.
>>63389276
>not accepting random weirdos on facebook
yeah i wonder why she wouldnt senpai
>>63389313
I don't wanna wake up my friend who is also in there sleeping, he needed a place to crash
>>63389287
Fabregas is decent though let's be fair, he's just not a super sub at all.
>>63389328
tfw 6ft 3
am I okay?
>>63389247
it's the duty of the bongish isles to post slags
>Chelshits losing to a glorified rugby team
>>63389318
>implying she's not 10/10 everywhere
>>63389327
oh god she would be a perfect gf
>>63389328
>no tits
>no ass
>no hips
>average looking
LOW
O
W
With Mouyes outburst and ban and recent statements has he officially lost it pbhf (PleaseBeHonestFam)?
>>63389328
6'2"
6'4" in heels
>>63389352
not this season he isn't
>you'll never be elvis
>>63389327
Ty man, tried to look for you in /eire/ but never caught you
>>63389347
Is he sleeping next to your bitch?
>mouyes
>>63389330
Yea he's not going to know what to do with himself when he gets hit with that 30mil severance check
>>63389366
LOW
O
W
STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE
STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE
STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE
>>63389334
She has like 1500 friends. I met her in Havanas Night Club once, had like 3 guys trying her at the same time.
>>63389105
carpetburn tbch
>>63389364
This isn't 2012 m8
>>63389327
face looks awful here
>>63389330
I can imagine him trying to meet with Ferguson and drink some wine, just to feel a little better about himself, but Ferguson denying him, telling him his Portuguese wine isn't good anymore.
>>63389373
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R
>>63389366
>that complete and utter lack of ass
Fuck off Ireland I know that's you
>>63389328
175cm here
B-but we all are the same height when we sit down right
Please just hold on Stoke, really really want Lelski to crumble
>>63389429
top kek
Willian is such a little bitch
>>63389354
>that hand aiming for side boob
When did Stoke games become so entertaining?
>>63389380
i'll never die prematurely on a motel room toilet after a life of heartache and drug abuse?
i think i'll be fine
>>63389409
MESTIZO
E
S
T
I
Z
O
>>63389328
7'6 senpai, the girls cum in their knickers as they hear my footsteps
>no foul
fuck off
>>63389429
Once you get a booster seat, yeah
>manlets
DIEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK ABCS MAD AS FUCK
Will Mou ever have a job again?
>>63389324
>keeping porn on your computer
2004?
Cry moar cuz your waifu is getting dicked
>>63389429
Dw bro you're still 11cm taller than me, be happy about that
is Fabregas still playing at Chelsea? or is he just injured???
>>63389424
guess again snow monkey
Just put a cheeky 50 on Costa to score an equaliser
>>63389482
what a bellend you are mate
>yfw Mou will win the champion's league this year
I dont even care she got cooked by a black guy.
>THE """""""""""""""""""""""SPECIAL""""""""""""""""""""" ONE
Do you think Willian's parents called him that because of some weird Brazilian thing or because they genuinely thought that's how you spell William?
>premature fireworks
>>63389496
> cheeky 50
inst a months wages a bit much for you m8?
I CAME HERE TO >MOUYES
>>63389416
They sure as hell are playing very physical tonight.
>>63389504
>yfw when he won't, because Rafa will
>>63389483
He'll go to PSG, they love employing overrated people
>>63389374
Please give me (You)s...
>352
>>63389513
Nor do I.
>tfw no wide hipped gf
>>63389516
I get it. By special you mean retarded right? haha
>>63389513
>everything in this pic
we dem mouyes boys
>>63389494
literally on the field senpai
>>63389534
Hi Eric
>>63389482
you just jinxed it m8 now stoke are going to score another one
>>63389513
>butler
At least he knows his place
>>63389504
Championship*
uni wifi is so shit
>>63389563
the fuck
Stoke will win league desu senpai
>>63389513
>>63389550
based Niamh
how do you pronounce MOUYES
based appelflaai
Dubs and Mou gets the sack
all the chelsea fans ITT let's sing our favourite song and give the lads our energy
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>63388792
Not Ranieri, why would he go back to some shitty lower table club?
P I E T E R S
>afellay
bad choice desu. stoke gonna concede
>>63389550
> got a short, slim, wide hipped gf
> tried to convince her to fuck someone else
> "it would feel like i was cheating on you!"
i can't even get keked right
>tfw you will never get a £30m pay off
>>63389602
moo ees
>>63389602
moo-oys
>>63389585
>uni
Fuck off teaboo
dude's nose is fucked
>yfw charlie adam and ibrahim affelay are the same age
>white genetics
>>63389611
OH SHIT
>>63389602
"Neev"
>>63389612
DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
Refball
>muh conspiracy
>tfw no knee-ivv gf
>>63389550
2>1>4>3
>>63389602
moo-yes
>>63389550
>tfw no wide hipped gf
This, if you are going to have kids, at least choose to have them arrive in first class.
>afelay and adam are both 29
>>63389602
mo-yes
>AZAR
>ASSARD
>>63389611
it's been decided
>azzar
who is that manlet in the wall?
>>63389641
were you holding the picture?
>chelshit in charge of finishing
Fuck they're gonna score
>>63389612
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>10 minutes later
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>Hazzard
>>63389611
absolute mad man anon
>>63389602
moo-yess
>azzar
>>63389328
shes walking really smug these days
>>63389611
RIP in peace
CRAPZARD
AHAHAHAHAH
Damn, am i too late for the shitposting?
>>63389602
MARINO
>'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD >'AZARD AZARD
>>63389689
not white m8
HAHAHA 2 USELESS BACKHEELS LMAO
>>63389719
That's because she's had multiple black cocks between those legs
R E M Y
E
M
Y
>>63389611
>implying he wouldn't get sacked anyway, but they were simply waiting for the international break
>>63389611
>>63389711
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>63389720
sauce pls
>Lelmy
>>63389720
saved
>Hazard STILL hasn't scored in the premier league this season
>Hazzzzard
>Remi
More like Gay-mi
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G
DO NOT CHAT TO ME
NO GOALS FROM WILLI
ANOTHER ZERO GOALS TERRY
CHELSEA STILL LOSING
ALL YOU CHELSEA FANS ARE STILL BOOING
US MAN ARE LOSING
ZERO POINTS CAUSE WE'RE SAYIN
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS BITCH
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS PUSSY
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS FASSY
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS DICKHEAD
WE THEM MOUYES BOYS
>>63389720
it's her little brother
What stupid shit will Terry say in the interview?
>>63389747
I am, but who cares if still no gf NEET
So I made myself a sandwich senpai. Layers are as follows, bottom up
>mustard, mayo
>lettuce
>red onion
>tomato
>bacon
>cheese
>bacon
>cheese
>bacon
>cheese
>lettuce
>bacon
>mustard,mayo
This isn't really match related but I though you'd want to know.
>remshit
this would never happen if lampard was here
>stoke
>>63389024
SHIT
>>63388850
25 dropped points in November lel
based afellay workrate
>>63389736
Yes. You have a lot of to make up for. You can get started by revving up your
>mouyes
When is Mike Bassett taking over Chelsea?
>matic
SEND WALTERS TO THE RETIREMENT HOME
>>63389794
> red onion
end your pathetic life
Fuck my life sempai
Was that Stoke dude bleeding out of his ass?
Anyone see that?
Spurs confirmed for fourth.
>>63389720
Who's the girl?
>>63389792
i'm not neet
SKOKE
K
O
K
E
Absolutely stoked lads
>>63389825
What
WALTERS PLEASE
Chat shit
>>63389794
fancy/10
>>63389777
>All the possibilities to simply belt the ball in
>none taken
>Inb4 matchfixing
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63389142
underrated ghost
HOW
>>63389837
some camwhore
>camwhoring while still living with your parents
>TERRY
>there's people in this thread who don't have niamh as a friend on snapchat
lmfao baka desu senpai
HAHAHAHA
>REMY
HOLY SHIT, THEY REALLY ARE CURSED.
R E M Y
E
M
Y
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>REMY
JAJJAJAJAJAJAJA
ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL
>it's a matic loses possession deep in his own half episode
nice tits for my kids to suck on
>remy
>>63389791
"Fuck off Garth Crooks you fucking black cunt"
my heart stopped. I thought Butland fouled him.
THANK YOU GOD
>>63389840
I was talking about me
>>63389328
im shorter than messi
>>63389854
vardy looks like deadmau5
>>63389854
>Suarez was banned for a game for doing this
FUCKING LOL
>>63389656
>Those two wank staines
That sums up Chelsea's season.
I love it.
SLIPPY R
If he dove there he woulda gotten the pen unfortunately
>remy
So he's the one that'd rather lose?
Did he play the ball with his hands?
HE SLIPPED
HE SLIPPED
>>63389794
>sweden
>>63389866
> not making ridiculous amounts of money at home with zero living expenses
shit, i would milk that cow until i turned 40 if i was a hot white girl
Remy is SO SHIT
FUCKING SHIT
>>63389825
seriously, kys thanks xD
>REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY >REMY
>that affelay doin work
wow pretty cool, i thought he was just a fluffy playmaker who was lazy and shit but he looks like he belongs
walters is kinda the odd man out now since he's just an ape with no skill, if stoke can get in a modern number 9 like say, negredo, or something like that, they can be a europa league or better team
SLIPPY R
it's like some kind of supernatural force is stopping chelsea from winning
>CHELSHIT LITERALLY JUST PLAYING FOR THE PENALTY AT THIS POINT
>>63389719
she can pull those high waisted jeans off so well
unfortunately 90% of all women can't and look fucking disgusting wearing them
LEL
>Remy
webm of slippy r when
>>63389886
>>63389875
She's not that good looking.
CHELSHIT STATUS: CURSED
>tries to stay on his feet
>doesn't get pen
punished for being honest
fuck
SLIPPY REMY
what the actual fuck mate, this can't be fucking real
this is a fucking joke
>SLIP
> Gerrard slips against Chelsea ending his career
> Remy slips ending Mou's career
it's like poetry
it never ends
Pretty clear God wants Mouyes sacked
>>63388891
not even us dutchies care about our shit league
Should of been a pen desu
YOU NOW REMEMBER TORRES' MISS VS UNITED
>>63389794
>not saying what bread, cheese
>pic isn't of sandwich
Do you even foodporn breh
>>63389942
You're absolutely daft
The sad thing is, the ref didn't award that
and he would have if Remy just dove
>soccer
>>63389934
>supernatural force
they're just super shit
HAS JOSE TURNED THIS GAME OFF ALREADY LADS?
>the city of asmir begovic
LOIC REMY REMY
HES FAST AND HES FUCKING BLACK
HE SLIPED ON HIS ARSE CRACK
CAUSED JOSE TO GET THE SACK
LOIC REMY REMY
honestly if remy went down there that would be a penalty, looks like there was a slight touch
>>63389875
i know a half irish half italian slag that looks like her
>>63389966
>tfw you were on /sp/ when that happened
That should've been a penalty, no wonder players dive
Happy Chelsea loses though
>Austrian flag
>>63389794
What kind of mustard
>Chelsea will never ever score again
>>63389945
HE WASN'T FOULED
>>63389926
Better than you
>>63389956
this desu
As much as I despise Mou and current Chelsea, I feel for Remy because if he takes a dive there that's a penalty
>>63389719
she makes literally over $1m a day and is probably the most lucrative entertainer at the moment
and she's only 25
AND IT'S ARRRRRSSSENNNNALLLLL
ARSENAL FC
>>63389639
It has been since like the 15th minute
where you from???
Chelsea aren't even going to get top 4.
if doobs game finishes one one
>>63389971
lyl thanks based argie bro
>>63389894
ah, well i know tfwngf
>>63389942
pls go.
>chelsea player not diving for a cheeky pen
good lad imo
>>63390006
Wasn't fouled because he jumped.
Costa wouldn't, and would have got Butland sent off.
>tfw not even mouyes can lift you out of this lonely depressive slumber
i just want someone to love me
why do austrians love stoke?
Haha Chelsea have aids.
WE ARE MORGOTH FC
WE ARE THE ORCS OF STOKE
>>63390000
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY
>>63389971
penulty desu
>>63390021
I love the one with the eagle. Its pretty sexy.
lel mou in the crowd
>>63390037
>this is a 10/10 in ireland
>That heartbroken litle shit with the Mouyes mask
O i am laffin
>>63390041
I love mou
>>63390038
>we didn't witness Hazard botching it
for shame
>>63389971
Why didn't he dive?
That could have been a sure penalty.
>>63390025
No shit, they are just above relegation zone.
Cardboard mouyes jinxed the whole game
>that Stoke chant
Don't get ideas above your station lads, it's 1-0 at home vs. the team placed 15th.
WEBM OF THE SLIP.
>>63390049
arnautovic is a nazi
/r/ing the angry cardboard cutout of Jose next to that kid.
>>63390037
How did she manage to take a picture so close to Costa?
>>63390039
So he isnt being punished for being honest.
Hes getting what chelsea deserve for him not going down because he was not fouled and therefore deserves nothing
>>63390025
>a team in the bottom 4 wont get top 4
no shit
So if Mourinho watched at his hotel will we still get a press conference after the fact? And will his hotel room be trashed?
>>63390049
That's the polish flag you stupid cunt
>>63390097
fuggin keked, well done
>>63390049
arnautovic
>>63390022
havent been watching a lot of the game, mostly shitposting
>cesc loses ball
>just jogs off slowly away from the ball
slow ass fucker
>>63390049
It's all Arnautovic, he's really iconic with his weird interviews, plays pretty good and managed to turn from a moody dive into a family father.
He's basically the poster child of Marcel Kollers management in the NT.
he'll blame the refs
what a surprise that will be
>>63390078
lel, forgot how pathetic austrians are
>cheering for a club only because a countryman happens to play there
>>63390111
the press conference will be with the stand in manager
We've been the better team all game. We've been playing good football. Sometimes the luck just doesn't go your way. That being said, SCORE A FUCKING GOAL FROM OPEN PLAY PLEASE
If Mourinho had any balls he'd run to the ref now and kung fu kick his face 2bh fyi imo tbf
>4 minutes
post match thread
>>63390052
>>63390052
>>63390052
>>63390169
laughing out loud
>>63389967
Morotsbröd.
>>63390003
Skånsk.
Another update: I just finished my sandwich. It was glorious, now I'll drink some wine while reading all the fabolous >mouyes threads. Who /comfy/ here?
>>63390132
>not recognizing Habsburg colors
>>63390025
This was known several games ago. Chelsea now have 11 points in 12 games and they'll struggle to even get in the top half of the table. Top 6 is near-impossible.
>>63390132
>(You)
>>63390208
>yfw cheeky last minute equalizer
>>63389988
pretty good m8
>oscar
>>63390192
Hahahahahahahahaha
>we
>actually believing chelshit have been the better team
>>63390185
Why are you talking shit about your fellow countrymen?
>>63389971
fucking hell what a trooper. he could be a top striker for most prem sides but seems intent on proving himself at chelshit for some reason
>>63390194
He's on his way, just seen him get into a taxi
>>63390041
I know this feel
>>63389854
JAMIE VARDY'S HAVING A PARTY
BRING YOU VODKA AND YER CHARLIE
This game is so fucking unfair! Why won't anything go our way?! We've got absolutely zero luck! We haven't even played badly, just one mistake and stoke score, a thousand very very very good chances and we miss all of them by millimetres.
>>63390211
I envy your comfort lad
>>63390182
source w/ subtitles of weird interviews pls
>>63390169
Saved.
My sides are flying over anfield
"Hey anon!! what that's site you said I was mentioned on?"
>>63390209
I'm rolling on the floor.
How butthurt is mou in his hotel room now?
>>63390222
Habsburg colours were black-yellow, the current Austrian flag is sort of based on how the shield of the Austrian archduchy looked.
>>63390185
Change linen Hans
Final thread + post match here >>63390249
>arnautovic
>>63390041
you can't be loved until you love yourself m8
stupid stoke player
>>63390281
He's currently contemplating overdosing on sleeping pills.
arnautovic you selfish cunt
>arnautoshit
ah, there is the arnautovic i know from the bundesliga
>Arnautovic
Pass the ball nigger
>>63390321
He just got a little excited.
>>63390252
thx for update la
roberto di matteo back when?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
Why don't we cross in the ball when we have 3 people waiting in the box?! Every time we cut it inside and pass it to the top of the box where it gets intercepted. It's so frustrating to watch.
ITS OGRE
Just cost them the match
>chelsea lose
>/sp/ promoted from the babbies
A good day.
Hahaha SACKED IN THE MORNING
OVER
>Arnautovic
Literally two wide open teammates and you try to go through yourself. Why?
selfish bastard
>MOUYES
>>63390222
That's black and yellow lad.
>>63390223
I'm trying to argue against this but I can't after today's game especially.
ITS OVER
>Pieters just standing there with a broken nose
kek
BYE MOURINHO
MEMES
E
M
E
S
sad that this is their best performance this season
chelsea played well today
>rui ferria to bitch to shake hands
get in here
>>63390052
>>63390052
>>63390399
Morning? Before MOTD
Feels like a cup final
Drop the first team. Bring in the pensioners.
>>63390268
Well it's mostly weird stumbling across words, and twisting sentences around. Sadly no subtitles. But when he missed a critical equalizing chance against Germany a few years back someone made this song of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYBk-edb7jk
Also includes a hilarious misspeak if you know German.
AYYYY
> Newcastle could finish above Chelsea in 2 / 4 seasons
>MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT >MOUYES >CHELSHIT
>mark hughes trolling his old club twice in 2 weeks
A Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
>>63390461
N O
O
>those hips made for birthing
THIS
>>63390303
Dont you have to recover burned Comrades in Egypt,Ivan?
>>63390299
I thought it was because the King's white tunic was covered in blood apart from the band where his belt was so they used that pattern as a flag or something neat like that
>>63389794
rate sandwich
Mou's CV
>5 league championships over ~15 years of his management career, despite being at Chelsea, Inter, and Real Madrid
>two CLs in ~12 attempts, all with top, top teams
>consistently keked by better managers, changes his job every few years because he can't reinvent teams
>has never and will never create a team that lasts, instead focusing on mercenaries
>people actually think he's the best manager
>>63389429
kek
>>63390552
garbage/10
I don't think it was a penalty desu
Slid and went for the ball, but if Remy doesn't jump to avoid it he gets the call
His fault for being a honorable true Frenchman
>>63390553
don't forget
>highest spending manager in history
>>63390525
Stoke not updated?
>>63390522
instagram?
>>63390552
Do you lads put cheese on fucking everything.
hazard looks pretty depressed
>>63390616
damn right we do
>>63390552
not terrible overall but the cheese looks rank
>>63390613
in 12th on 16pts
>>63390616
Yeah.
>>63390682
that's because it's actually "processed dairy product"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese
>>63390545
That's how the shield came to be, yes. That Archduke actually had some top banter going on with King Richard Lionhart. Basically Richard threw his standard from a seized tower during the assault on Akkon, causing him to go fuck off to Europe. Then he managed to abduct Richard as he was travelling back to England and extorted 20 tons of silver out of him.
>those nbc twats saying it's a pen because keeper intentionally tried to trip him
how the fuck do you determine that? he was trying to clear the fucking ball
>>63390743
the good ol' days
Typical fucking shit. Play with zero urgency all game then when we're trailing we pile the pressure on and play attacking football that Ive barely seen us play once before the 60th minute this season.
Costa is an absolute shambles and doesn't deserve any of the minutes he's been getting. Bertrand Traore is a way better option than him at the minute. He's a liability. Drifting out wide at every possibility and never being in the box when needed. Everytime he gets a touch I have to remind myself that this is the same guy that defenders used to fear.
We are absolutely clueless in the final third of the pitch for 90% of the game. There's no movement whatsoever, just aimless passing and hoping for space. Its horrible to watch.
In fairness we played well for most of tonight's game and the defence other than Baba were very solid. If Remy went down who knows what might have happened, although I seriously wouldnt be able to take another Hazard miss.
How much worse can this season honestly get?
>>63391075
once they turn it around they will still depend on others slipping up
i'm afraid it will be painfull until the last match day
>>63390552
Looks quite nice tbqh.
Is the roll soft?
>>63391075
>How much better can this season honestly get?
FTFY
Relegation would be based
>>63389513
>take a picture together
THEY FUCKED GUYS
she must be fucking jamie foxx as well
>>63390616
tbf we do that as well, do we not?
