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Lucha Underground when
http://strawpoll.me/5928953/r
in case you missed it
first for /a/
based sheamus for champ
>>63359848
B A S E D
>>63359848
I think I'm going to start shitposting about sheamus now that I don't have seth
>>63359824
Batista
>>63359824
>>63359445
wait are you seriously trying to brag about house shows in a guys first fucking year as a solo act on the main roster
and you threw Ortin an Cena's name in there who both have been champ 10+ times and been a solo act on the main roster for over a decade and since seth is now injured his total wont even come close to theirs on a regular yearly basis over their careers?
do you literally need to be told 18+ to post here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njg1gV5mJrs
Why can't Fatass be the next WWE Champ?
>>63359915
FATASSES
>>63359915
>IS THIS THE BELT YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT? IT SUCKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP0kznCnxZg
wouldnt mind a BNB title reign desu senpai
>>63359968
>HEY COLE....COLE DONT TOUCH MY BELT...C-COLE!
>>63360012
>>63359870
>>63359848
>>63359824
what the hell does he yell?
>>63359982
>>63359870
>>63359848
>>63359824
shamefags u-unite?
>>63360043
I dont get it
>>63359899
Not him but parroting:
>Cena and Orton have never gotten injured
is beyond dumb.
Orton got injured a lot when he was starting out.
>>63360070
He has a really big dick.
>>63360046
>>63359980
No one who has common sense would.
Is there any way Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns won't be the final two in the tournament for the title?
>>63359980
>Jack Swagger literally coming out to silence.
She's so fab
She got me dreaming of it
From her head to her toes
And girl don't quit
>>63360102
learn how to actually read and comprehend
i never even fucking brought up ortin, i brought up cena
desu i miss the John Cena US Open Challenge
>>63360113
Of course he does. That's why Foxy is with him. Black chicks were bred to handle big dicks.
>>63360158
Pretty sure I responded to you on the other thread listing a bunch of times Cena's been out.
>>63360157
>shitty legs
If Seth Rollins current moveset is limited in any way after the injury he has no chance at staying main event level. Everything that is great about him is in-ring.
>>63360167
>That's why Foxy is with him
Are you stuck in 2011?
>>63360184
he should come back with a gimmick where people make fun of his dick.
>>63360167
I agree
That is why Eden married Cody
>>63360173
yeah you listed like 3 injuries over almost 15 years as a solo act on top of the main roster
seth is barely 6 months in and already had a major injury on his knee and his entire career is built off high flying spots and his body and build isnt conducive to become a brawler
>>63360153
they are in glasgow scotland
and get some ears senpai, people chanted we the people
>>63360244
Wyatt will be feuding with Undertaker and Kane.
What if a debuting Big Match Tanahashi goes over The Big Dog in the tournament?
>tfw was going to skip next weeks raw
>now I can't
FUCK YOU WWE
how did kane escape the basement of the wyatts to travel to europe to face seth?
>>63360252
nope, son of meng or prince hanku
>>63360219
Well if you're going to be a wise-ass about it, Seth has been wrestling for over 10 years too, and this is his first major injury. Also Seth isn't being primed to be the next Cena.
>>63360220
>coming out to crickets
>>63360302
>using kevin owens promo
pretty sure ROH isnt doing 300 shows a week, if you're seriously going to try an pull that shit
the most work anyone does is working on the main roster of WWE
NXT aint doing 5 shows a week either, they show up for 1 hour
>>63360292
>Seth Rollins was injured when he faced Sheamus this past week.
>MR. MONEY IN THE BANK! I LOVE IT MAGGLE!
>someone actually made a smackdown game thread
this is the last face you see before you die
>>63360292
Wyatt actually has no powers and was just pretending to have powers and show off to the world. That is literally his gimmick. Fat fedora fuck that is embarassing as fuck and believes his own bullshit and wants to spread it to the world.
>>63360338
They actually film a bunch of episodes in a row for NXT
>>63360338
>he legitimately believes Cena has only been injured 3 times in his entire career
No words for you
I remember in some interview Seth was talking about how he wanted to get "this is awesome" chants his whole career, only to get them during a simple stand-off with the Wyatts before their match even started.
Now the NXT crowd does it for fucking anything.
>>63360338
NXT does plenty of untelevised live events. They usually just do one day at full sail and then go on tour for 4 weeks or so.
>>63360424
>now grasping at extreme straws
what ever makes you sleep at night kek
you're the one who fucking started bring up house shows THIS year and compared it to Cena and Orton who are in their 15th years as main eventers, Cena literally taking a month break
>>63359907
There is no way these professionals drink to this extent right? It has to be acting.
>>63360441
A U T I S M
This isn't a sport
who 2K turn based lockpicking minigame 16 here?
>>63360377
whats he going to do? inject me with steroids?
>>63360488
>There is no way these professionals drink to this extent right?
http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/The_Plane_Ride_From_Hell
>>63360515
How is high school going?
I miss Tyson Kidd
>SVS tournament
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyxpAUYK6tY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0UB1eEGB4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJHOC12avOY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXakXogkfME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKdA9RqwGSQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otWhY8KGwPQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU
your fucking face when
Ziggler 4 champ
What do you guys got against him?
>inb4 he keked me
>inb4 he can't microphone
Neither can anyone else in the locker room, aside from Heyman and Barrett probably
>>63360565
He's not a very good wrestler to be perfectly honest.
Overselling only works when the other person in the match can actually go.
>>63360565
wasnt he legit champ already once LOL
>>63360565
I like him. My favourites are Ziggler, Seth, Christian, Sandow, Deano
>>63360565
There is no way in hell they will give him the title. His style of bumping like crazy has ended one (Maybe two?) title reign of his cause he suffered some sorta injury that shelved him for a month plus.
With as beatup this roster is at the moment there isnt a chance they are gonna put the belt on an injury waiting to happen like Ziggler.
>>63360524
>Biting on easy bait
How's high school for you? Have any 100 word essays lately :^)
>>63360599
>lumping Christian GOAT with those jabronis
Wtf
Friendly reminder that Asska carried Cameron to a decent match on NXT this week. Based desu la
>>63360615
>it's ziggler's fault that del rio's kicks gave him a concussion
>>63360617
>Biting on easier bait
How's high school for you? Have any 100 word essays lately :^)
>>63360565
BASED ZIGGLES
>>63360618
>run around the ring because his fat roid and hgh ass cant catch me
>pepper him with superkicks to the lower body
>when hes hurt and down hit him with a starship pain and frog splash
wew that was hard
>>63360599
don't watch UUDD then
you will come to loathe "sizzle"
>>63360657
You think it's that easy??
:)))))
I'm so sad about Seth being out, I might even sell my TLC tickets he was literally the only reason I wanted to go.
>>63360677
give to me for free
Y2J and Christian were better than Edge and Christian tb%100h.
>>63360691
I paid 250 for my tickets I aint given them away but why Seth injured and not Roman or Wyatt for fucks sake first Orton and now Seth my two favorites gone like that.
>>63360677
Dang, I remember you talking about buying them. Such a shame bruh.
>Tfw got to see Seth wrestle the best match of his life against Cena at summerslam
It was unreal
>>63360735
>Orton
>Favourite
Why
>>63359907
>forever 45
KILLED THEM
>>63360761
>Implying Orton's meme DDT and RKO out of nowhere don't get the crowd riled up
>>63360735
damn im pissed about my mania ticket but yours werent to far off sucks bro.
>>63360761
He is one of the best performers out there anyone with taste and basic wrestling knowledge knows this, also went to the RAW he punted Cenas dad, that was awesome. Watch his feud with Foley, shits gold.
Just imagine if WWE had AJ Styles, Kenny Omega, Naito, and Shibata instead of a bunch of faggot fragile crossfit retards
I really hope this angle doesn't end at Survivor Series.
>Not surprisingly, the Observer notes that WWE has already made calls to "big names" due to Seth Rollins going down with an injury.
>On that note, Roman Reigns is the top candidate to win the WWE world heavyweight championship at Survivor Series. In fact, the word is he was likely going to win the title at the show even before Rollins was injured.
We real life, niggers!!
>>63360848
They would be booked exactly the same way
>>63360848
>>>/wooo/
>>63360835
>feud with foley
Literally over a decade ago. He has been boring for 5 years now. I guess if you really liked someone before its cool to see them live, but I dont think Orton being out in this day and age would deter me from going to a PPV, Seth yes though.
Man, I'm going to miss based sexy ass lottery. ;_;
>>63360731
Edge was a million times better as a heel solo main eventer compared to being a tag team guy though, Y2J was good no matter what he was doing and Christian was complete shit except for his based themes and the temper tantrum gimmick.
>>63360848
>Muh Japanese wrestlers
How's "KENTA" doing by the way?
>>63360858
If Roman was supposed to beat Rollins, then I'm glad Rollins got injured. He shouldn't have to put over a marginal talent.
If they don't do some kind of angle with Dean and Seth when he returns, they are retarded.
>>63360886
>Believing dirtsheets
These are the same dirtsheets that reported Lesnar was going over at Battleground.
>>63360848
>AJ
Midcard Champion regularly
>Kenny Omega
jobber
>Naito
Midcard regular, few championships
>Shibata
wouldn't work in WWE senpai
>Seth being injured for WM and can't show up
No way WWE is going to fill that stadium
Too much shit keeps happening, I guarantee this isn't the last injury we see this month
Man they really needed Sheild triple threat, I was looking forward to that so much.
>>63360876
>Christian was complete shit
18+
christian was so over they wouldnt have him wrestle cena during their 'feud' because it would have fucked cena's momentum up and then he left to tna and then tna became better than wwe for years with christian as the top guy
>>63360911
WALL
A
L
L
>>63360903
>Kenny Omega
>jobber
>>63360913
Just please don't let it be based fatass.
>>63360848
>faggot fragile crossfit retards
>Names more vanilla midgets who wrestle twice a month instead of 25 times a month like the average WWE wrestler
Kevin Owens rolled a natural 20 on Curse Reflect, that's why everyone is getting injured now.
>>63360677
Eh, I was hyped to see him too. That match with him vs Kane at HIAC was so bad that I wish I hadn't seen him disappoint me desu
>>63360927
That nigga was a literal twig and needed to be in a tag team to stay relevant desu
>>63360952
Reminder that this man beat John Cena C L E A N.
>>63360952
>HEY COLE CAN YOU SEE ME?
Divas like this again when?
>>63360958
He always looked malnourished
>Miss me yet guys?
>>63360978
why is he shouting at cole all the time
>>63361006
He misses JR
>>63361006
He wants to get brownie points with internet smarks
>>63361006
I honestly don't know. It's not like they're ever going to do anything with it.
>>63360996
Why would I miss this always salty skinny fat whiny jackass?
>>63361006
Cole pissed him off in an interview so now he's marked.
>>63360857
wait, is that cgi
>>63361017
It's certainly a more entertaining way to do it than whining about yourself on twitter
Pfft
>>63361038
It's more like Windows Movie Maker effects.
>>63360985
Literally Summer Rae with a better face and a worse ass.
>>63360996
I miss him everyday.
He was the real chosen one.
>>63360985
When time travel exists and you can go back to 2005
>>63361032
I don't know why everyone is so butthurt about this
Sure punk is salty as fuck but in this case he's 100% right
Whenever someone goes up to point at the sign, or they show the wrestler and the sign with the camera, it's so fucking forced
Especially Roman at the rumble last year
Jesus fucking christ that was the most embarrassing shit ever.
He was on the fucking verge of crying, when they showed him pointing to it, doing his stupid fists in the air pose, there were like 14 middle fingers up at him, it was terrible
WWE is so fucking fake, it's crazy
Zayn vs. Owens Ladder War when?
>>63361077
>WWE is so fucking fake
Did you just figure that out by yourself?
>>63361032
>taking the piss out of retarded shit wwe gimmicks is being salty
nah senpai
>>63361104
>kota ibushi is literally ded
>>63361077
>People are doing this thing to promote their event, I'm going to be butthurt about it though I quit and talked shit for 4 hours straight about working there
>CM Skunk apologists still trawl the internet standing up to everyone who has nothing nice to say about the beloved fedora tipping sociopathic straight edge atheist
>>63361104
Remember when WWE got BTFO by Okada?
>>63361073
>kelly kelly
>2005
>>63361104
Or it proves your vanilla midgets can't hack it on a WWE schedule cause their fragile bodies will just crumble under the pressure
>>63361133
no, because they wrestle more than 3 times a month
When is Rusev supposed to be back?
>>63361128
Pointing at the sign doesn't promote WM, anyone watching RR or Raw already knows about it and knows when it is.
>>63361047
Pretty based card tbch
>>63361170
1 month
>>63361047
>future endeavored wwe wrestlers are a bigger draw than the current wwe roster
literally the worst roster ever rn
>>63361006
Cole betrayed the fat club
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAAAAAYS
THIS FIRE BURNS
AAAAAAAAALWAYS
>>63361145
They just don't drown their pain with drugs like retards is all m8
>the state of angle in 2015
>>63361172
>People pointing at the WM sign so that it can be used in montages is stupid because it looks stupid to me
Do you also cringe when people raise their belts towards the camera?
>people are still this shitter shattered about punk
>>63361047
Jindar has really gone into JUST mode.
>>63361190
just imagine how long that would take if cole didnt have the best quality steroids you could get from wwe
Heel Ambrose when
>>63361182
>I hope Vince dies because of mandrama
If you can't hack the WWE schedule then maybe you should stay wrestling in front of 20 people in high school gyms.
>>63361218
They could if he stopped with the double standards about steroids and let everyone take them.
>>63361201
Those montages they show on Raw and before the rumble sure are so fucking great. You're a retard, stay mad about Punk though.
>>63361236
Almost as edgy as wishing death on someone cause someone got injured doing a sunset flip
>>63361130
the TNA young boy who did nothing in the states? was he crying that prince manlet got a deal and he didnt?
>>63361252
>stay mad about Punk
stay brown nosing cm skunk. Literally the worst champion of the 10's.
>>63361240
not sure how roids would have helped bryans neck and manletness.
>>63361256
There's a reason Cena has inhuman healing powers, and it isn't the odds.
>>63361273
Roids could definitely have helped his neck you fool.
>>63361268
>agreeing with someone is brown nosing
LITERALLY
RETARDED
E
T
A
R
D
E
D
>>63361277
>This edgelord calling anyone edgy
It's just mandrama. Calm down.
>>63361289
>Agreeing with someone
>Defending him like he's your bro that I insulted
>Eternally ass ravaged about WWE cause Triple H always sabotaged his attempts to main event Wrestlemania
>>63361213
Was just thinking this
>>63361208
i cant be the only one who thinks flexed chests look really bad
exhibit 1: unflexed chest
>>63361329
exhibit 2: flexed chest
You guy's know this is real right?
>179 matches in 308 days.
When will Vince stop booking his talent like farm animals?
>>63361353
>most of those are for shitty house shows that 50 people show up to
ayy
>>63361308
Making things up doesn't make you right moron
>>63361353
he is an A+ player.
>>63361368
Brown nosing CM Skunk on 4chan won't make him notice you.
>>63361362
house shows are near sell out, fucking virgin. leave the house for once
>>63361467
WWE Live Event attendance is around 5,100 per show.
That includes PPV,Live Raw's,Taped Smackdowns & house shows.
I'd wager at least half of all house shows are at break even territory but Vince loves watching his talent break down and die young.
>>63361489
yeah cause it was in fucking scotland
>>63361467
>1500 (Capacity)
>>63361558
its called the european tour, theyve always done that shit to keep and gain foreign fans not to make a few thousand bucks. they even go to india where jericho saw people shit in the streets
>>63361467
>just call me kneeligamentdamagemark
>i've been here since crossfit jesus died for creative's sins
>1000 useless drunk scots (PACKED)
>outlaw house wrestling
>>63361591
kek
I like how people blame Vince and not the road agents for how stupid matches can be booked. This is why vince loses his shit for silly stuff in matches sometimes
>Mfw they do street fights and table matches on house shows and we get 6 man tags on RAW
How mad do you think Seth is at himself for crippling himself, and ruining his career in front of a PACKED, soldout, 50 person show.
Gedo, booker of NJPW, born in 1969
Hunter Johnston, booker of ROH, born in 1980
Vince McMahon, booker of WWE, born in 1945
Can you believe semen slurpers slurp this trash up? Run by a literal grandpa
>>63361667
that's indie manlets for you
>>63361672
Did you get lost on your way to woo?
>>63361691
Shouldn't grandpappy have tucked you in for bed tonight? Or do you want some more hornswoggle and farting divas jokes?
>>63361698
You sound upset no one watches your manlet Japanese shit so you're whining about it here.
>>63360848
> outraw peruwresingu
I'm still fresh and hip says the billionaire who was born during World War 2.
>>63361740
>Gooker Award
What did Hideo Itami win?
I feel so bored with WWE now that Seth is gone until May to Summerslam. I hope there is no promo for his return so we can get an unexpected huge pop.
>>63361789
>mfw he comes out to nothing
HAHAHAHAHA PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK SHEAMUS IS GOING TO CASH IN AND BE THE WWE WHC
LMAO HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE? LIKE, I KNOW YOU WATCH WWE BUT YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THIS FUCKING STUPID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LMAO
> kiddsaro ded
> BMJ not here
> now even stiff lollins is ded
This house show im going to tonight is going to suck dick
>>63361835
how stupid can you be to think they'll make him look Mizdow tier by failing a cash in
>>63361835
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>>63361848
>bretkek keked by WWE
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63361835
He is like 38 and trip's workout buddy
They will probably give him a last run
>>63361860
Impressive
>>63361835
Someone forgot to take their autism meds.
>Randy Orton injured
>Seth Rollins injured
>Sting injured
>Rusev injured
>Brock Lesnar part timer
>CM Punk gone
>Cena taking time off
>Ratings at an all time low
>Chris Jericho taking a lot of time off
How does it feel Vince? How does it feel to know your time has come after you destroyed WCW and other promotions?
The exact moment /wwe/ turned on Seth was that one promo he cut in Baltimore about Sting stealing his statue and the crowd let him have it.
Makes me wonder which wrestler you'll all turn on next.
>>63361652
last house show I went to was a Roman vs Beeg street fight
it was horrible
>mfw they put him on 3rd because they knew DBry would pop the fuck out of the hometown crowd
SUICIDE
WATCH
>>63361916
>this webm
Every time.
So fucking stupid.
>Regins wins the title by beating Braaaay Lmao
or even worse
Bray is left out of the tournament completely.
>>63361909
>CM Punk gone
Literally who cares about this dude? You can't be over 18.
>>63361863
> rusev is injured too
>>63361916
>>63361916
Imagine being told you have to work Cena's arm the entire match and then you lose to 1 weak ass AA.
>>63361944
I can't call you anything other than stupid if you think Bray is getting involved in the tournament, or even expect him to win.
How would you book Seth's return?
Directly back into the WHC picture?
>>63361947
Are you denying Punk was a draw?
>>63361868
He worked out with HHH once.
>>63361959
Imagine being a jabroni no one liked getting 1 arm AA'd and hearing the huge fucking pop Cena got when he won.
>>63361047
>X-pac is still alive
>Jim hacksaw has to be 80+ by now
Scoot Stiner is the GOAT tho
>>63361976
probably that or feud with hhh but with hhh not liking to be beat i would pass on that so i would just have him feud for the title.
>>63361986
Yeah he was a huge draw, that's why The Rock and Cena had to main event wrestlemania back to back.
>>63361992
>a jabroni no one liked
He was a heel. His job wasn't to be liked you neckbeard smark.
>>63362000
>being a draw means you have to ME WM
>>63361038
it's cgi superimposed over live video
they did it back when kane had superpowers
>>63361976
Buried by the Bullet Club
>>63362012
That's exactly what it means.
>>63361976
>post mania raw
>ramen is talking shit about how there is nobody left to beat him
>seths music hits
>massive pop because ramen is still shit and hated by anyone with two brain cells to rub together
predictable
>>63361931
I saw Ambrose vs Rollins in a steel cage and Cena vs Owens, plus Shawn Michaels special guest host after Hogan BTFO
>>63362045
PLEASE have sex.
>>63361976
yes
and fuck that
I want to see /wwe/ do a revision of Seth from WM to now and how he could've been booked better as a chickenshit heel
do every PPV, his opponent and how it resulted.
Over Orton (should've been "cleaner"), Over Reigns, Orton, and Ambrose (via Kane, meh I was fine with it), Over Ambrose (Dusty, it was fine), Over Cena via Jon Stewart (stupid but fun in a WWE way), over Sting (duh), Lost to Cena (duh), Over Brock via Taker (was fine with it), Beat Kane clean (duh).
Let's say he won most of his Raw matches and did some more interesting moves, would the /wwe/ universe gotten so sour towards him? He was a big part of that GOAT segment with New Day and E&C. His match with Neville was great. He basically worked with AMbrose, Orton (in no fucks mode), Kane, and Cena the entire time. And in 6 man tags no less. Everyone loved the J&J shit.
I don't understand the hate. You're mad that he did 20 minute promos to start every raw? That's what raw has been since like 2004. I don't understand.
How does NJPW manage to have 4 main event talents (Nakamura, Okada, Tanahashi, Styles) and WWE has none?
>>63362061
I know how hard it is for you to be a virgin but I can't have sex for you.
>>63361976
>9 months from now
>Reigns is champ
>RAW after random PPV
>Roman's in an inevitable 6 man tag match paired with Dean but they once again can't find a 3rd
>backstage segment where the Authority tells Reigns and Dean that they'll take care of it
>match time
>Seth's music hits
>Seth acts friendly toward Reigns and Ambrose
>they win the match and do the 3-way fist pose to a loud pop
>Reigns breaks the formation and Superman punches Rollins
>double turn as Roman goes heel and Seth goes face
List Of All Currently Injured WWE Talent
Alex Riley: Suffered a knee injury in May. No timetable for his return.
Daniel Bryan: Inactive due to a concussion-related injury in April. Out indefinitely/awaiting WWE clearance.
Goldust: Suffered a shoulder injury in May. Out 2-4 months.
Hideo Itami: Suffered a shoulder injury in May. Out 6-8 months.
Lana: Suffered a broken wrist in September. Out 4 months.
Nikki Bella: Recently suffered a neck/back (bulging disc) injury. No official timetable for her return.
Randy Orton: Recently suffered a dislocated shoulder. Out 4-6 months.
Rusev: Recently suffered a ruptured bicep. Out 3-4 weeks.
Sami Zayn: Suffered a shoulder injury in May. Out 6-8 months.
Seth Rollins: Torn ACL, MCL and meniscus. Out 6–9 months.
Sting: Sustained a serious neck injury in September. No timetable for his return.
Tyson Kidd: Suffered a career threatening spinal cord injury in June. Out indefinitely.
Great product you slurp.
>>63361988
Nice meme jarvis
>>63362070
I'm fairly sure my insides were permanently damaged in some form from laughing at the Jon Stewart interference.
>>63361976
Hunter and rollins feud.
Make it so that HHH thinks seth getting hurt made the company look weak. and he has to do whats best for buissness by burying Rollins.
that way you can turn seth face.
>>63362087
As soon as Cesaro is injured then there will definitely be 0 reasons to wathc.
>>63362090
That's straight from Sheamus.
>>63362083
CM Punk was never a draw and Vince saw this.
Who here is going to Wrestlemania?
>>63362070
> this sethfag autism
Lol isnt it like 4 in the morning over there
Go to bed you yawn cunt, we bong time now
>>63362118
go get keked by wwe bretkek
>>63361999
>WHC gets passed around
>eventually lands into Ramen's hands
>HHH and Stephanie adopt him
>Throughout his reign Ramen becomes more heel until he becomes top heel
>Authority tells him how they are proud of him and how he is much better than Seth
>Months pass and he is in Seth's position of having proved himself by taking on the major stars of the roster
>"I have defeated everyone, I am the best champion blah blah"
>Second Coming plays
>Seth grabs the mic and says how he never beat him to earn that title and that he is still The Man
>Seth challenges him at Summerslam for the title
>Ramen agrees and abruptly goes in for a sneak attack by hitting Rollins with the belt
>Rollins dodges and beats down on Reigns
>Rollins gets Ramen up and kicks him in the stomach and gets ready for a pedigree
>Rollins looks directly at the camera and points towards The Authority
>gets out of pedigree position
>Ramen is stumbling to get up
>Rollins runs towards the ropes and hits Ramen with the curb stomp
>Summerslam Rollins vs Ramen
Please r8
>>63362136
>seth
0/10
>>63362118
not on the Best Coast Amir
>>63362115
When people are chanting your name over Undertaker's (especially when the streak is on the line and you're a heel) you are definitely a draw
>>63362117
was planning on it but I'm probably out now that Sethgod is ded, Rusev is keked, HarpGOAT will never have a singles run, and reddit raped Cesaro's chances of every being significant
will probably just go to the Ultima Lucha tapings and buy a new guitar with the money I saved desu
>>63362070
Like I said, most people here turned on him during that Baltimore promo where he got boring chants and froze. The thing about this general is if a wrestler is revealed/exposed to be shit then it factors that he has always been shit.
You can go back a few months in the archives and seeing people listing Rollins in their "top 5" lists.
Seth's booking was pathetic on RAW but he delivered during PPVs, J & J helped his character a lot but once they left and he was all on his own is when things started going downhill.
People like to bitch about how much Reigns got "carried" in the shield but Seth benefited a lot by having Noble and Mercury as side-kicks.
>>63362148
When John Laurinitis is the main event in a PPV and you're not, then you're definitely not a draw.
>>63362148
>people that paid to see the show is chanting youre name
wow!
what about the people who didnt go? aka the people who dont care because punk isnt a draw
>>63362171
did he freeze, I thought that was the promo where he said "You can chant anything you want guys but I've got the mic and I'm the champ so I can say whatever I want"
or am I remembering it differently
because I think that happened, maybe my timeline is messed up
>>63362117
>>63362117
here, ticket bought about to buy another one tomorrow and hope i get a better seat and just sell which ever is the worse one.
Why don't they bring back the Divas Swimsuit specials?
Make it an hour special on the network and release a magazine.
Let Vince & Dunn get their rocks off and the Divas get to be their natural whore selves. Everybody wins.
Holy shit I just saw the injury
LOLOLOLOLOL SETH FAGS BTFO
RAMEN GOING TO BE A BASED CHAMPION IN SETH'S ABSENCE
>>63362191
Nah he definitely froze for 3 seconds cause it caught him off guard and then out of nowhere said, "IM SETH FREAKING ROLLINS"
>>63362207
they had a few bikini photoshoots this year and multiple espiodes of divas in bikinis for toal divas.
>>63362117
Not anymore. Seth is gone so no more Mania for me which sucks because it won't be in Texas again for another 5 years probably. I guess I better start saving for next year and travel
>>63362212
Not that anon but I swear I remember him pretty smoothly responding 'I can go all night loooooong' in response to boring chants in Baltimore
RAWs have kind of blended together for me whenever I even bother to catch them these past few months though
>>63362222
>Mfw Summerslam in New York again
>Mfw get to be part of Seth's return
U N R E A L
N
R
E
A
L
>>63361959
I'm the creater of the webm, it was mostly to show how fucking bullshit it was that they cena didnt tap to that sharpshooter, but to be fair it was 2 AA's. If you notice there is one clip where sandow arm drags him and he is on the ground. Well Cena AA's him before it cuts to commercial, when sandow quickly rolls out of the ring (actual smart heel for once) after being hit with it. Come back from commercial and Sandow is dominating.
>>63361970
the fuck are you talking about? of course bray will be in the tournament.
>>63362234
Jelly as fuck desu
Hoping he comes back after 6 months and not 9. Apparently he was scheduled to come to Houston on the 27th for an autograph signing. Do you think they'd cancel that because of the injury.
>Cena out
>Rollins out
>Orton out
>Everyone from the attitude era is officially burned out
>CM Punk out
>Ramen can't get over
>Cena buried everyone earlier this year
Only one man can save this ship. Time to give Carlito his money
>>63362011
yes, and no one liked cena, roddy, heenan, hogan, ric flair, kek man, edge when they were heels
dumb ass mark
>>63362258
He isn't THAT good desu, Wouldn't mind seeing him back though.
>>63362274
I think I'm the only one that would consider him my favorite ._.
>>63362234
how do i get a jacket like that
>>63362261
People like Sandow. He is fun to boo or cheer. Just because Cena got a pop in a mark town doesn't mean Sandow wasn't liked. Marks don't even realize that when they dislike a heel, they actually do like them from a meta standpoint.
>>63362136
Didnt bother reading/10
>>63359824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9GzVAQx0uo
>>63362251
>Tfw imagining a Shawn Michael-esque return at summerslam
>Tfw Shawn missed the AE and returned to a monster pop at summerslam:
Literally Shawn Michaels 2.0
>>63362281
I mean, I love that he won the US title and IC title on both his debuts dirty. If he comes back I definetly want to see him win a title on his debut.
>>63362221
Those new bikini pics are low quality both in resolution and fap factor.
>>63362261
>No one liked Cena when he was a heel
18+
>>63362308
get an iq test
>>63362308
You're retarded
>>63362296
>Shawn Michaels 2.0
Without the looks, ring ability, mic skills, or talent
>>63362308
>he actually liked the vanilla ice gimmick
Looking back on it it was pretty funny but at the time it was infuriating. If you actually marked out for Thuganomics Cena you're probably a wigger faggot and you've probably been to a few JCW events.
>>63362234
I seriously thought it was raven until I clicked the thumb
>>63362163
> il probably just go to the Outlaw Telenovella tapings and buy a new guitar
>>63362325
>Without the looks, ring ability,
Seth has those points covered. He even surpass Michaels in ring ability
>mic skills
Not even Michaels would be able to save the material given to Seth
>or talent
too generic
>>63362326
18+
>>63362325
>Without the looks, ring ability, mic skills, or talent
That's some real salt you got there.
If I leave for 9 months will you guys update me on the new memes that are bound to happen?
>>63362338
why you post a webm where cena does 80% of the work?
>>63362334
>He even surpass Michaels in ring ability
As a technician maybe but as a "story teller" he's got a-ways to go.
>>63362326
18+ faggot
>>63362322
At least I don't live in Spain.
>>63362338
Is beyond me how this guy is not a face and Roman is
>>63362325
>looks
Keked Cena, Frank The Clown and Dean
>>63362336
>>63362350
How many Insane clown posse T-shirts do you guys own?
>>63362332
whos this qt
>>63362281
You only like him because you are a dirty spic too 2bh
>>63362345
Woah check out this retard
>>63362355
he is, dont you hear his pop each PPV?
>>63362326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ocTXssAHEQ
How could you hate this?
Remember when Shawn Michaels blew out his entire knee during a superkick?
Oh.. wait..
>>63362349
The last RAW showed a great storytelling chops from Seth. He can also have great comedic timing in ring.
On the other hand, that example is possibly the GOAT moment of Michaels. Seth is going to need more time to reach that.
>>63362349
JUST
>>63362308
I dont even have to look at your flag to tell you are an american
>>63362377
WWE has their alignments system really, really fucked
Will Hulk ever come back? What does he need to do?
>>63362382
>Seth injures himself once
>LOL CROSSFIT HAHA SETH IS SO STUPID
You guys act like nobody else gets an injury.
>>63362361
You're exceptionally stupid and underage if you don't think people marked out for thugonomics Cena
https://youtu.be/pTH_IZPq8Oc?t=114
>>63362376
Are you?
>>63362334
>>63362349
> lollins surpassing HBGay in ring ability
> lollins more technically sound than michaels
Holy fucking shit
Please tell me this is more ironic /wwe/ shitposting like pretending to like roman reigns and jack swagger
>>63362388
Okay retard
Who should enter first, the manager/valet or the wrestler?
>>63362411
Care to explain how Cena is doing 80% of the work, I'm actually interested in how your retard brain works here, explain how you also arrived at that percentage.
>>63360557
I would literally shit myself.
>australian 4chan
>all the shitposters are american
at least you're trying
>>63362421
> nigger calling the kettle black
>>63362448
shhh retard
>>63362438
Did Australians just discover pro-wrestling 2015?
>Spic Kneeins has no charisma to eat someones hot dog
I can't control my horny levels
>>63362471
It was a pizza you nigger.
>>63362438
Its almost 4am and I'm only 1/4th done this assignment because I am too busy posting and watching youtube.
>>63362196
I got floor seats during the pre-sale, which is what I wanted.
>>63362477
Maybe you should eat some Corn Flakes
>>63362207
>all those busted faces
>>63362471
>America being racist
guys, what stops Sheamus from cashing in when there's no champion?
>>63362471
He is Armenian
>>63362515
Probably some legality shit in the contract. The contract is good for a match, so thats probably what he has to get out of it.
>>63362521
Has no one let McMahon know that Seth is a sand nigger or something?
>>63362515
Creative.
Seriously though I'd actually like Sheamus if HHH and Steph were doing their stupid 20 minute segment at the start of Raw telling everyone how there will be a tournament for the title and he just walks down and casually takes it.
>>63362515
Is he supposed to pin air?
>>63362536
HORNS UP FOR SETH ^:)
Threadly reminder that the greatest thing Shawn Michaels ever did for wrestling was break his back on a casket so him and his politicking snake ways couldnt fuck the Attitude Era up
>>63362536
^:)
>>63362462
> shhhhh
Watch out Jamal, i think the wheels on your mobility scooter have a puncture
>>63362536
>nine months of boredom
but that was his title reign
>>63362545
That quip made me laugh, top bantz
>>63362295
>agreeing with russo
seriously the worst wrestlingfeel
>>63362541
And he would later come back from that injury and put on dozens upon dozens of 5 star matches while Bret Hart was at home being bitter Goldberg put him out of his misery and whining on shoot interviews about the Montreal screwjob.
>>63362471
Try again but this time in English please
>>63362547
>american has problems counting
unsurprising
>>63362545
If I wanted a good come back I'd wipe it off your mom's face Bashir.
>>63362495
nice bro.
>>63362535
Nah, if it's good for a match, it doesn't state that the match has to be against the champion if the title is vacant, so what's to stop him pulling the Zack Ryder stunt again (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtP4bbql1BA) except this time, for the vacant title?
>>63362534
I'd lose my shit if he creeps down mid-promo with the title on a podium between them, then Indiana Jones style switches the belt with the MITB briefcase, then fucks off up the ramp, celebrating like he's just knocked off Brock Lesnar.
>>63362334
>Not even Michaels would be able to save the material given to Seth
Michaels would have gone out there and done his own thing
Guys don't have the balls to do that anymore
>>63362533
hes legally a fake mexican by name though.
>>63362573
Not everyone can be coked out Shawn from the 90's.
>>63362551
Scott Hall summed up Bret perfectly in his Youshoot. y'all should check it out
>>63362573
>Guys don't have the balls to do that anymore
Yeah because they get buried if they do anything. Even Batista and Austin said creative is really restrictive.
>>63362588
What did he say?
>>63362573
>dont have the balls
Yeah because they'd rather not get written out of all TV, fined and/or fired.
>>63362551
> dozens upon dozens
The Michaels vs Benjamin raw match isnt as good as Bret vs 123 kid raw match and the 1st WM taker match is great but the rest are overrated as fuck
Where are these 'dozens upon dozens' you talk about?
>>63362573
>Guys don't have the balls to do that anymore
And when they do, they get buried.
Batista was pretty forgettable in James Bond guys. He doesn't have a single line except "shit" before he dies
>>63362503
Only busted face is Lilian Garcia though
>>63362588
> y'all
Opinion discarded 2bh
>>63362580
So he has a WWE fake name for a real name huh? This guy was destined for great things.
>>63362590
He was talking about Jericho taking a dig at him in his book, and digressed into something like "Look at the Bret/Shawn DVD. Bret is still soooo bitter, and Shawn is totally over it"
Basically Bret can't let go of the past and truly move forward because he has nothing else going on in his life.
>>63362608
What the hell, he dies? I heard he doesn't die and will be back
>>63362614
0/10
>>63362596
Why do people still respond to you Bretcunt? It baffles me, you were an annoying cunt 9 months ago and I look at these threads again this week and you're still posting about the same shit from then.
>>63362596
>Bretkuk eternally bitter as fuck Bret's career isn't relevant anymore
All the wrestlemania matches he's had against Kurt, Triple Threat at WM 20, Chris Jericho, Undertaker, Cena, feud with Y2J in 2008.
Thank you based Goldberg to be honest.
>>63362601
Times change and you can't totally flip the script, but Seth doesn't strike me as a super bright guy and definitely not a natural talker. He probably hung out with a bunch of nerds on the indies whereas guys like Shawn hung around with alphas like Curt Hennig and Scott Hall in his early years.
>>63362628
Who told you that? The story pretty much had Bond quit MI6. And idk how Batista's character can survive having rope around his neck and being kicked out a high speed train
>>63362638
> dozens upon dozens
>>63362631
Whats wrong m8, can you still not handle my truth nuggets after all this time?
Im just waiting for these 'dozens upon dozens of 5 star matches'
>>63362688
>nuggets
>>63362688
You're an idiot bretcunt, but for some reason your weird obsession with Shawn Michaels intrigues me. Never a day goes by where you don't cry yourself to sleep wondering how things would have been for Bret if he wasn't such a diva who wanted to win the belt in his home country.
They don't call Bret Hart, "Mr. Wrestlemania" that name is reserved for the guy who put on the best wrestlemania matches of all time.
Sethfags explain why you suck Seth's dick so much
>>63362394
no they just refuse to book properly, they literally told barret to stop doing the mic promos cause it was too over with the crowd
>>63362711
>got the look
>10/10 in the ring
>8/10 on the mic
>>63362711
He is really good desu
>>63362710
What the fuck are you talking about
Bret vs. Vince at 26 is an all-time classic
>>63362719
Why do they hate money so much?
>>63362711
Gee idk, cause he's a good wrestler?
>>63360035
>I AM YOUR FELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>63362710
Pff, i hate flair much more than michaels 2bh. Keep crying at me laughing at all you kliqfraggles and spouting uncomfortable truths that you dont like though chump
> best wrestlemania matches of all time
At what point was HBGay featured in the Bret vs Austin WM13 brah?
because that is undisputably the greatest WM match of all time tbqhwu
>>63362732
Classic aussie shitposting
Hes an 8 in the ring and a 6 on the mic
>>63362781
ok grado thanks for your input
>>63362794
Grado would kick your skinny twink arse anyday Jarvis
>>63362774
why do you hate flair more
michaels keked bret way harder than flair ever did
>>63362774
Austin carried him hard in that match and put him over hard by passing out with blood running down his face, just like every other feud Bret has been in where he relies on the other person to carry his ass.
>>63362804
literally an entrance that he cant use doesn't have a patch on me.
>>63362711
He's great, to be honest.
>>63362781
What is a 10/10 in ring in your opinion
>we will never see a Seth vs DBry feud
Do you think Seth will post here now that he's injured?
>>63362825
bret and shawn are 10/10s in the ring IMO
but you were asking the other guy
>>63362806
Heres a (you)
Apply yourself next time and you might get a real response, literally australia tier
>>63362805
Because Flair is a pathetic old overrated meme wrestler that just repeated the same shitty spots for 40 years yet little jimmies that have only ever watched his retirement match parrot that he is the GOAT because triple h told them so. Also the first time i realised that wrestling wasnt real was when i was watching a flair match with his carnie sideshow spots
at least Michaels was good in the ring and i could see why he some stupid people could call him a GOAT
Thank fuck based Shawn saved WWF from Bret.
>>63362825
Bret Hart and Dynamite Kid
Seth is just above average, not even top 20 best ring workers
>>63362837
Shawn michaels would be a ten for me but his shitty comedy selling lets him down 2bh, he is a 9.5
> inb4 it was just the hogan match
No it wasnt. his normal selling was gay and corny
>>63362849
Flair was heralded as the GOAT before HHH ever got into the business. but I'll agree, I'd rather pick a Bret or HBK match out of a hat and watch it than a Flair match.
>>63362849
>The guy who spends all day here reliving the glory days of an aging lesbian and shitting on everyone else complaining about trolling.
Maybe if you weren't such an anal wart all the time people would take your opinions seriously. Looks like you inherit all of Bret Cunt's bitterness as well.
The Harts are overrated, Von Erichs of the 80s and 90s.
>>63362890
First time I agree with an Australian.
>>63362873
I enjoyed his power selling because he mostly did it as a heel vs. monster power guys like Taker, Bulldog and Vader.
>>63362915
oh and the road warriors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzV_0syefJs
this shit is GOAT, HBK gets his fucking ass kicked and bumps all over the place. I'm glad HHH and HBK eventually won the tag straps in 2009 because they were a hell of a team
>>63362873
His comedy selling vs Hogan at Summerslam was great.
>>63362878
Heralded as the GOAT by sub 100 IQ rednecks that were brought up on boring 60s wrestling 2bh
>>63362880
I dont care who takes my opinions seriously when they are all legit. keep burying your head in the sand fagit, il be right here still laughing at you calling you a cunt
>>63362890
Name your top 5 australian wrestlers
Since the main roster is severly lacking right now, which NXT guy is going to get called up besides Balor?
>>63362931
What does that have to do with anything? I don't have any favourite Australian wrestlers, they're all shit.
>>63362931
I think they took Flair's crazy ass promos into account. I still remember Flair as my first wrestling memory when I was like 2 years old. My dad was flipping through channels and I saw this crazy white-haired guy in sunglasses screaming. Ring work is probably secondary to the people who claimed he was the GOAT
>>63362932
Joey Samoey or Corbin
>>63362932
THE LONE WOLF
>>63362931
Shawn > Bret Fart
It's an indisputable fact.
>>63362932
>finn being called up
in his view, nxt is the main roster and he's not looking to leave anytime soon
>>63362932
They'll bring up Baron Corbin. It'll be a disaster.
>>63362932
cuban pete and cesaro should be elevated tbqh
>>63362932
Zack Ryder's coming back to the main roster.
>>63362960
>It'll be a disaster
You could say it'd be as if it were the End of Days.
>>63362932
samoa joe
those dawson tag team
shelton and i forgot 2.0
hype bros
beer moneyq
>>63362968
Only if he comes with Mojo Riley
>>63362975
>those dawson tag team
Literally why? They suck balls.
/wwe/
Post yfw a fat disgusting fuck like Grado got over and is more famous than Jarvis Solid
>>63362945
Yeah suppose you are right, he is admittedly a based character
> flipping through channels
Yeah that normally happened when Flair came on my screen too
>>63362987
no, the vaudvillains and vanilla aus cunts suck balls
>>63362992
damn kid you are literally crying right now
>>63362996
Only one of them is Australian.
>>63362932
I doubt any of them will get called up but Finn and/or Joe may be in the SS tournament.
>People unironically think Finn and Joe are getting called up any time soon.
>People actually are actively campaigning for Finn to be called up with the current affairs of Neville.
>>63363037
what is wrong with joe
he was great in tna
>>63363043
he shouldnt even be in nxt in the first place btw
>>63362932
big cass and his manager.
Is Finn Balor gay?
>>63363082
Definitely. The only reason he hasn't come out is because he doesn't want that weirdoo Darren Young trying to hook up with him all the time.
>>63363095
agreed. Finn reminds me of one of those cool gays where it's not all about him. Darren coming out in such a self-serving way is what probably keeps guys like Finn hush-hush. Then again Darren is a dindu, and dindus happen to be look-a-mes. So it makes sense
>>63363082
legosexual
>>63363082
>Is Finn Balor gay?
only for lego and albert.
>>63363113
Reminder that Lord Hentai is the bottom.
I hope y'all niggas is ready for the era of the Wyatt family.
>>63363113
Absolute manlet desu
>>63363119
>2015
>Spooky shit
Future endeavor please.
>>63363119
>adam rose
lel
Original plans for WM32, as reported by Mad Money Meltz on WO Live:
>Lesnar vs The Rock
>Ambrose vs Reigns
>Rollins vs HHH for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship (with Triple H as face)
>>63363133
>>Lesnar vs The Rock
>>Ambrose vs Reigns
>>Rollins vs HHH for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship (with Triple H as face)
LMFAO FUCKING HAITCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>ANOTHER MAIN EVENT FOR TRIPLE H
LMFAOOOOOO
SOMEONE STOP THIS CUNT
>>63363133
Stop posting dirtsheets here Pedro.
>>63363119
they fucking buried him to high fucking hell with his literal eating of souls and stealing magic powers, what were they fucking thinking holy shit. dude isa fucking joke now
> Grado got more over and famous than Jarvis Solid
>>63363142
That segment was awesome, you're a faggot if you disagree.
>>63362992
>Bretmark is Anvil rection image mark
Makes sense now 2bh, stop being so bitter about the old Canadian lesbian lad, he had the charisma of a paper bag and Michaels was and is better than him in every way.
>>63363142
taker and kane are going to bury him to a new gimmick
>Big Show replacing Rollins on house shows
JUST
>>63363143
Wow you are butthurt, are you actually Grado or something?
>>63363156
hopefully that is the plan
>>63363157
>paul getting another champ run
would mark out
>>63363152
>Likes looney tunes effects in his mandrama
>>63362890
>Von Erichs of the 80's
wew lad
>>63362992
>marking for a man HBGay buried so far he now makes appearances in your local outlaw to sign autographs for sweaty fat people from Florida
LEL
E
L
>>63362890
>Harts = Von Erichs
The only decent Hart was Owen lad
>>63363158
> jarvis pretending that i am the butthurt one
just how much does it hurt that a fat untalented disgusting cunt like Grado is more over and famous than you will ever be Jarvis?
Oh and dont forget he is like 18 years younger than you and isnt going to die from steroid abuse in a few years ;)
>>63363153
> literally being this new
Dont lie. I brightened up your days didnt i. Dont let your butthurt get in the way of enjoying my posts friend ;)
>>63363174
I've been looking for that image for months, thanks senpai.
reminder to NOT make a new thread because Swedekeks posts will get deleted soon.
>>63363119
>rowan with IC title
top kek
Why are wrestlers today so pudgy and small?
>>63363230
kevin owens is a complete and utter joke
>>63363241
>best bet for the next champ
>complete and utter joke.
sorry there buddy, but yous fucking wrong.
>>63363255
go home neighbour.
hi
make new thread
>>63363281
You fucked up the number you retard.
>>63363190
> implying
Bret is one of the few ex wrestlers around that isnt a desperate arse licking shill for wwe, he does and says what he wants because he is comfortable and rich
>>63363201
I wouldn't even know who Jarvis is if it wasn't for you guys, so he must be pretty good for you.
>>63363230
At least Owens wouldn't separate his shoulder taking out the trash.
Ba dumpity bump
>>63361190
Cole vs King when?
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