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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH GAMES

ALL TIMES EASTERN

>7
Boston Celtics @ Indiana Pacers
San Antonio Spurs @ Washington Wizards
>8
Brooklyn Nets @ Atlanta Hawks
New York Knicks @ Cleveland Cavaliers
Orlando Magic @ Houston Rockets
Philadelphia 76ers @ Milwaukee Bucks
Toronto Raptors @ Oklahoma City Thunder
>9
Sacramento Kings @ Phoenix Suns
Portland Trailblazers @ Utah Jazz
>10:30
Los Angeles Clippers @ Golden State Warriors

>Undefeated (4-0)
Los Angeles Clippers
Golden State Warriors
Toronto Raptors
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Who /75-7&16-0/ here?
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Who's the biggest cornball in the league?
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>>63315356

what happened to muh PER babby anyway?
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>>63315372
I see milanafag went to some new shitposting method.

You know we are going to laugh at you once the Spurs lose 8 games right? Should have made it realistic you moron.
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why are all nba players letting their hair grow out now?

wrost nba trend desu senpai
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just fuck my bench up family
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>>63315389
>he thinks im milanafag

Do you see a milana picture retard?
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>>63315373

mike conley seems pretty white tbqh (to be quite honest)
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>>63315373
Dwight Howard and it's not even close
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>was going to take a 8/10 blonde to cavs vs. knicks tomorrow
>she had to cancel to pick up a shift at work
>taking my best bro instead
>mfw

Even if she is lying she's already sucked me off
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>>63315407
Ya and im jerking off to it right now. Whats your fucking point?
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>>63315426
What a fag lmao
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>>63315425
I hope you asked your nigga first before a girl
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>mfw I play Curry highlights to set the mood when i'm fucking my girl
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>>63315372
>cavs vs thunder

LOLWHAT
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>>63315466
nigga you gay as fuck
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>tfw deandre jordan is average over 4 blocks a game

if he finishes with over 4 a game and his usual 13-15 rpg and kawahi meme leonard or fatmon green wins dpoty again this year I will stop watching this game all together

in nba 2k13 I got around 4 blocks and 9 boards a game for the season and I easily won dpoty
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>>63315466
the homosexual township of the curryposter ladies and gentlemen
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Celtics to be honest

>>63315371
They have nachos with hot sauce and beef but ive never heard of chili at the bell. I doubt it'd be good anyway.
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>DeAndre Jordan is a glorified Birdman
>signed to a max contract
>the city of cloppers
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>this game

we're gonna get destroyed by the warriors
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>>63315504
Nigga its easy to play defense when you dont do shit on offense. Meanwhile Kawhi & Green actually have an offensive game while still playing elite defense. Fuck Jordan. Kawhi is winning back2back DPOY
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>>63315561

honestly its pretty fucking embarassing that a teenager like jahlil can come into the league with infinitely better skill and touch than "top tier" veteran centers like deandre and dwight. If they werent so fucking inept/lazy they could be so much better
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E-L-I-T-E
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>>63315372
holy FUCK duncan looks old now
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>>63315583
green scores just a bit above dj he's an afterthought on offense, kawhi only score because of pop;s system

blocks and rebounds>steals
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2nd time Curry was in public near my house.
A zebra mask?
Where does one even get one of those?
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>>63315626
u bean sarcastic he doesn't look much different at all
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>>63315658
Full image
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So will the Celtics draft Ben Simmons next year? Or will it be the 76ers? I mean what if the Sixers get Ben Simmons, Jamal Murray, and Caris Levert in next years draft. Plus with the addition of Saric with all that money. I mean a team with Embiid, Okafor, Noel, Saric, Simmons, Covington, Thompson, Stauskas, Levert, Caanan, and Murray is one talented team.
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>>63315658
did you ask him why hes the goat?
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Will the Lakers be the first team to go 0-82? Another record in Kobrs book
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>>63315688
I would actually let Curry come to my house and rape my woman just to say I was in his presence.
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>>63315721
topkek you're alright anon
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>>63315658
>>63315688
where do you live I think I herd he lives somewhere out in orinda? i could've swore I saw him in sf last week by 7th and market talking to homeless people
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>>63315639
>kawhi only score because of pop;s system
And deandre only scores from alley oops. Hes top 5 if not the worst offensive player in the league
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>>63315736
I live in P. Hill
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>>63315721
They gotta be the worst team to keep that draft pick.
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>>63315692
>Jamal Murray, and Caris Levert

literally who
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>>63315736
He also went to the toys r us on contra costa blvd last season.
That was the first time i thought dmn, just missed him
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>>63315740
JUST ONE FUCKING POST MOVE AND 65% FT SHOOTING AND IT'S OVER

316 STRAIGHT GAMES
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>>63315765
Nigga Murray is about to be the best Guard in college. Dude can ball. Watch out for his name. Also Levert will be the Big Ten Player of the Year.
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>>63315809
Denzel Valentine >>>
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>>63315780
>JUST ONE FUCKING POST MOVE AND 65% FT SHOOTING AND IT'S OVER

Youre asking for too much. Deandre will always be a lob babby. Why do you think he didnt go to dallas?
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>>63315639
Good things happen when you play for greatest active coach, but that doesn't away from his offensive skills that even surprised pop
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>>63315692
>Embiid
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>>63315835
Did anyone else watch when C-Webb destroyed Deandre over that?
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>>63315828
Levert is way better and he is going to merk Valentine when they play against each other. He will cross him over and go in for the smooth J to embarrass bitchass Costello.
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>>63315842
Embiid will be back. He will be the first bionic NBA player. He will have a bionic foot.
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At this point it's almost laughably boring. When your team is so dominant, and your team has a player that is significantly better than even the second best player in the world, you know it's time to revise some NBA history. Right now there is an anti-Curry narrative floating around basketball pundits and social media users because their "GOAT" Michael Jordan is being threatened by the dominance of Steph. Jordan needed Pippen in every sense of the word. No Scottie, no excellence. Jordan was a manufacturered super star (though to be fair, no where near the amount that LeShit is). Curry needs no help. The play he delivers every night is nothing short of magical. 5 on 1 and the guy can dribble out of trouble, fade away for a heavily contested 3, or dish it out in mesmerizing fashion. We already shut that unfunny fat ass Charles Barkley up when our "jump shooting" team became the most dominant team in NBA history and won it all in a fitting conclusion to the 2015 season. As well as this team treats myself and other fans, they did something I didn't think they could do. They got better. This year is undeniable proof that they are the best NBA franchise, and the best NBA dynasty (back to back titles), which by the way, is something the Spuredditors could never do. Unfortunately I'm becoming a bit desensitized to their dominance, but of course I love watching them play. Especially Steph. Now I know how Bulls fans felt in the 90's except 10 fold. Added bonus when Riley is part of the post game press conference, she's so funny. Anyways, I know you non-Warrior fans have high hopes for your teams, which is admirable, but c'mon. Be realistic here, no team can beat Curry and co.

I'll see you guys at Oracle!

WARRRRIORS
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>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
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>>63315864
>cyborg Embiid out for the season because he refused to oil his bionic legs
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>>63315869
>1 championship in 40 years

Hahahahahahahahaha
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>this Lakers choke
>this crappy Denver team
>this entire shitty game
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>>63315864
maybe you can fix the foot but you can't fix his attitude and mental issues

http://www.si.com/thecauldron/2015/10/16/philadelphia-76ers-sam-hinkie-joel-embiid-brett-brown-process
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>>63315869
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>>63315876
I like how when you look at Pau and Marc Gasol side by side it's easy to see which of them would be the butch if they became incestuous.
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>>63315894
Saved all that oil for his senpai back in Afrikkka.
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>>63315853
Costello is a fuck nigga but Izzo has got his best class since 00 squad
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>>63315923
When will Hinkie's meme train end?
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>>63315930
>if
bruh I got something to tell you it's definitely not if
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>>63315939
Next years MSU will be scary and as a U of M fan they are fucked. MSU better not fuck it up.
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>>63315930
nigga u weird as fuck
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>>63315949
SCUM desu
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>>63315923
Thanks senpai senpai senpai
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if a big man had DeAndre Jordan's athleticism and Marc Gasol's skillset, would he be the GOAT?
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>>63315961
Do not nigger around okay never nigger ever
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>>63315975
Hakeem
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>>63315975
his name is Karl Towns
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>>63315923
kek
You can't even call him Greg Oden 2.0 anymore. At least Oden tried not to be injured.
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>>63315923
>Embiid was determined to go to Vegas to party for the balance of the 10 days of summer league

>He was mandated to wear the walking boot in advance of the second surgery, but Embiid not only refused to wear the boot, but he carried himself as if nothing was wrong with the foot, shooting jumpers and even occasionally dunking. These actions have given rise to the theory that Embiid actually re-broke his foot

>The Sixers’ training staff was so concerned about what he was eating, they stocked the refrigerator in his downtown hotel residence each week with healthy food. When a staffer went to restock the fridge each week, most everything was uneaten and unopened, and they were throwing out the fruits and vegetables every week. When the team subsequently asked to see Embiid’s room service bill, they found that most days he was ordering junk food along with his signature beverage, a pitcher of Shirley Temples. Embiid also was frequently seen feasting on chicken fingers and hot dogs at and after games.

I'd be surprised if he ever plays a game in the league
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>Which NBA player has she buried the bone with?
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>>63316013
what the fuck is your problem? how the fuck are you posting this in every nba thread? are you okay? are you alright? do you need help? are you kidnapped and this is the only way you can communicate and want us to inform the authorities? please go fuck yourself.
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The Grizzlies have to be the most dejected 3-2 team in the entire league. The 2 losses were by an average of 40 points.
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LGTSS

>2 STRAIGHT YEARS STARTING 0-4

Also CP3/Westbrook/Curry are going to make Mudiay contemplate retirement
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So what's the deal with lamp shades? I mean if it's a lamp, why do you need shade?
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>>63316013
lol
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>>63316039
Actually what if this is actually a hint, with one word of each of his posts being a clue.

Maybe he has hidden treasure? Maybe he really is kidnapped
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>>63316039
ayyyyy broshipped tbqh
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White women were born for black men
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>>63315611
>top 30, Jordan is "elite"
>Jordan in once
>Kareem twice
>Mutombo, Bol, The Admiral, thrice
>Hakeem 5 times
>Eaton six times, twice in top 4

Get there a couple more times or it's just a flash in the pan.
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>>63316101
dj's 4.5 blocks are only from this season aka 4 games

but as I said earlier if he keeps this up and puts up over 4 a game he deserves dpoty
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>spamming a 3 hour inactive thread
>the city of Curry spammer
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>>63315975
He would be David Robinson.
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>>63315975
he'd be deandre jordan in 3 years
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>>63316123
I hope to god Kawhi wins DPOY again so you can fuck off. Also, >287lbs
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the average guy could beat Anthony Davis in a game of 21 to be fair
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>>63316162
How do I gain weight?
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>>63316123
Didn't even look at the seasons, thought that was from last year.

>Holy sheet, famanon, ess too jearly for dees.
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>>63316136
fucking kek he comes here, opens up his word document with his comments all lined up, searches the first basketball related thread and spams it nonstop like an autist.

I have no idea why this guy has been doing this for an entire year.
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How overrated is Marc Gasol?
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Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.

>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63316201
maybe you guys bullied him a lot and he's making a stand and showing you that bullies will never win
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>>63316232
>>63316250
Oh look it took you a while to find the right thread lmao desu senpai
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>he finally found the right thread
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>>63315372
Not the spurs.
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just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
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What if we all reported the curryfag's shitposts? Surely the mods will ban him if they see more than 1 complaint
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REMINDER THAT ANDRE DRUMMOND CANNOT GUARD DEANDRE JORDAN

https://youtu.be/oqoj3zSjwqE
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>>63316311

You think the mods give a shit? I've reported those shitposts every time I see them and aint shit change.
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>>63316334
>american "bantz"
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>>63316334
>he deleted his posts and posts them again every 60 seconds on the dot

I bet you have a timer and everything with your setup. Always afraid of getting banned? lmao
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>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage

>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
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>>63316315
looks more like
>REMINDER THAT DEANDRE JORDAN CAN'T CREATE POINTS WITHOUT AN ALLEY OOP
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>>63316291
lmfao

he was lost
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For the other few people unfortunate enough to be Hornets fans, what do you think of the NBAs first lady color commentator for a team's broadcast?

My opinion is she doesn't add anything special, but she doesn't take away anything either. She sort of makes the same points Dell Curry does so they just alternate plays mostly.

She fine tho
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>2-4
>advanced stats
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>>63316368
Points are points
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>>63316383
I haven't heard her speak, but I want to touch her legs.
>and the rest of her
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>>63316383
Jordans banging her
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>>63316398
yeah, but any big in the league can do that
>even Splitter does it
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>not posting in the old thread to troll /nba/
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

you
niggas
sure
are
dumb
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>>63316431
But no one does it better
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So Lebron was in the East, but still he got the Cavs to the Finals in his 3rd season with fucking Larry Hughes as his sidekick.

Anthony Davis hasn't won a playoff game in his first 3 seasons.
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>it took him 17 (seventeen) minutes to think of an excuse for getting exposed
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>>63316442
So all he's got is being very good at something everybody else can do reasonably well?
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>tfw right handed
>tfw dribble better with right and go for layups with right
>tfw shoot with left though
what is this?
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>>63316476
So you're admitting Jordan is better than Drummond?
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>>63316488
Manu?
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>get job
>can finally afford league pass
>been working 60 hour weeks with no end in sight
>no time to watch basketball

I almost miss my potato streams and free time
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>>63315372
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>>63316500
>that thousand yard stare
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>>63316492
I'm saying I don't care and my opinion doesn't matter much anyhow. I'm also saying just being able to dunk on an alley oop pass isn't special in the NBA, even if you're good at it. Keep up the blocks and defense and that's useful.
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Anyone see Cody Zeller get his nose broken?

I've never seen someone so leaky

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/cody-zeller-bleeds-all-over-after-inadvertent-elbow-from-joakim-noah-014634652.html
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>>63316396

slick photoshop tbqh
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>>63316509
Thats not a thousand yard stare. Pic related is a thousand yard stare
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>>63316396
that unedited version of this shirt is really fucked up

Chuck will always be the butt of the joke
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>>63315639
I thought you were leaving faggot?
Every nba thread you leave your meaningless two cents. Just like your team's meaningless existence. 0 wcf appearances ever. Lol
Keep playing devils advocate for nothing kek.
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THE RAPTORS LITERALLY CANT STOP WINNING
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>>63316598
its a meme you dip

powerful image though
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My team

>Damian Lillard
>DeMar DeRozan
>Monta Ellis
>Kevin Durant
>Andre Drummond
>Nikola Vucevic
>Reggie Jackson
>Andre Iguodola
>Ryan Anderson
>Jamal Crawford/Tony Parker

Can I lose a head to head league? Points per week FG, FT, 3PTM, Points, Rebounds, assists, steals, blocks, turnovers
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Reminder that Barnes is going to make a lot of money

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/why-harrison-barnes-is-fine-with-calculated-risk-of-restricted-free-agency-213958359.html
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who /abellaanderson/ here?
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>>63316629
wew lad
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>>63316509
Shaq said it was unnerving playing against Timmy because he'd look at you like that whether he just dunked on you or you just smashed him with an elbow in the ribs. And he taught it to Kawhi.
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>>63316629
Parker ain't gonna get you much. Pop's going to be careful with him this year.
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>DeAndre Jordan will never average 20/10/4blk

Why live?
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>>63316646
Kawhi is just autistic

If you watch his interviews in college he was weird. Definitely would have been some mass murderer
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>>63316646
>>63316678
Watching your father murdered in front of your face can change a person.
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>>63316664
oh yeah, he was my last pick. My three last picks/bench are parker, crawford and I forgot A Johnson, they aren't really playing while everyone else is healthy though

I took vucevic over kanter, this was good right
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attention broships:

you have 1 hour to post OC

failure to compile will result in sanctions against your broship and possible expulsion from BROS (Broships Regional Order of Society)
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how many games will the lakers win?

over/under 60 games?
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>>63316694
i watched a deer come into my house and have its way with my family

changed me for life
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>>63316736

>compile

wooow dont break out some if statements on me mate

still im game

>>63316749

23, Kobe averages 24 5 and 5 after Russell goes "missing" in the middle of the season
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>>63316678
see
>>63316694

While the murder didn't happen "in front of him," it did happen when he was only 16. That'll change you, all right.

>>63316749
>how many games will the lakers lose?
>over/under 60 games?
I'll take the over, and I fixed it for you.
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WESTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS 2015

>1 GOLDEN STATE
>2 OKC
>3 LAC
>4 MEMPHIS
>5 HOUSTON
>6 SAN ANTONIO
>7 SACRAMENTO
>8 DALLAS

EASTERN CONFRENCE
>1 CLEVELAND
>2 ATLANTA
>3 TORONTO
>4 CHICAGO
>5 WASHINGTON
>6 DETROIT
>7 MIAMI
>8 INDIANA

Correct?
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>>63316819
Chicago too high
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>>63316819
>Memphis "get BTFO by 50" Grizzlies and Houston "0-3" Rockets ahead of the Spurs

M8....
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>mfw been watching DeAndre highlights and he could literally bully anyone in the paint and use his baby hook or take 1 dribble and lay it in or dunk it but he acts like a faggot and only catches lobs
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>>63316819
Can't see Memphis or Dallas in there at this point. Pelibrows and Minnesota T-girls more likely if Dallas and Memphis keep doing what they're doing.
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>His entire rookie year, he drove a Chevy Malibu. This year he finally bought a Porsche. But he still drives the Malibu more. "It gets good gas mileage," he tells incredulous friends.

How can you not like this guy?
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everybody needed to pump the fucking brakes on Davis, he's good but the people rating him over Durant and Curry were fucking retards.
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>>63316866
>he actually believes this
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>>63316882
I want to be his friend damn it.

>>63316887
But the analytics...
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The Pelicans were a special kind of bad defensively today
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>>63316915
This is the lowest they've held their opponent this season.
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>>63316894
My eyes don't lie fuck

If Blake wasn't on the team and there was an average PF he would average 15/20 GUARANTEED
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>>63316749

>Slowbe Cryant
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>>63316949
Doesn't matter. They were still awful
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>>63316950
>if
>if
>if

Thats all you can say about Deandre.
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please help

take him away
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>>63316983
>special kind of bad
Made it sound like they aren't a special kind of bad every game. It's not like Portland has defensive juggernauts to stop him and the Pelicans were still down like 30 at half time. They just suck complete dick right now.
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>>63317000

Yeah, because that's totally the problem

xD
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>>63316866
I still remember watching him at Texas A&M, he was strong and athletic but unskilled as fuck and anybody that stood up to his bullying could neutralize him and send him into a tailspin. There was a game against Oklahoma and Taylor Griffin got in his head and Texas A&M went like 15 minutes without scoring a single point.

He has improved massively but he is still a fucking headcase and will probably never realize his potential.
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>>63317005
I didn't watch the Portland game but today they were giving layup after layup. Davis' defensive awareness was non existent but desu no one on the team was concentrating and they're just full of bad defenders straight up
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>>63317000

>mike brown
>mike dan tony
>mike scott

jimmy buss must have hated his dad, he's killing his team

>>63317023

Kobr is the only reason anyone shows up to the games. You think people would pay to see Russell?
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>>63317038
D'antoni is a godsend compared to everyone else post-phil. Don't lump him in with the rest. D'antoni would whisper sweet secrets into D'lo and Clarkson's ears.
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>>63316915
theyv been a special kind of bad damn near every game, gingivitis
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>>63316991
It's facts you can't have 3 "superstars" on a team (DJ is like 2/3 of one) that will all put up crazy numbers 18ppg+

DJ would blossom with only CP3
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>>63317096
>It's facts you can't have 3 "superstars" on a team (DJ is like 2/3 of one) that will all put up crazy numbers 18ppg+
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>>63317096
>DJ would blossom with only CP3

Doubt it.
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I hate this canuck that keeps talking about DeAndre Jordan.

We get it. He can be great if he wasn't a retarded manbaby. Stop talking about his stats and shitty post moves.
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>>63315372
Go Spurs GO
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>check it
>i grew up a fuckin screw up
>got introduced to the game
>got an ounce and fuckin blew up
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>>63317183


>>63317200
Check em
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>>63316882
*Tips spursdora
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>>63317244
Tip these nuts nigga
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do you fuccbois like that "white iverson" song?
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>>63317195
she has pretty eyes
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>rebounds
>blocks
>receives lob passes
>historically bad free throw shooting

Deandre Jordan is just Ben Wallace, no more no less

And this is coming from someone who likes Deandre
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>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
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>>63317324
That doesn't sound very classy to me.
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>>63317352
Wallace won a million DPOYs and was instrumental in helping the Pistons win a ring in 2004 and had to guard Shaq.
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>>63317377

Yeah and rasheed was a much better defender than Blake will ever be, so he had help
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>>63317339
Nah that shits weak
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Which god (or demon) do I have to pray to to keep the Hornets shooting 61% from 3pt land and Jeremy Lamb looking like he isn't half assing everything that isn't shooting the ball?
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>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
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>>63317495
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>mfw there are people trying to compare 4 time dpoty and nba champion, big ben to deandre jordan
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>>63317495
>>63317504
That pellet gun is better than that shirt, but mama don't like it when I shoot in the house.
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black man, white woman, kekolded husband
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>>63317000
talk of firing him is starting. Who to replace him. Someone who is good with young players and developing talent would be best imo. Mark Jackson or Scott Brooks for 3 years then replace him with a nice young fresh coach. A Steve Nash or Luke Walton. Championship secured in 5 years.
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whatsit like to win a nba title?
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>>63317591

Feels like a bag of sand
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>you will never be able to call the producer a pussy on national television

https://youtu.be/R5EJ95CHtTY
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The real DPOY
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imma go ahead to sleep got work off tomorrow

when I wake up i will reply with blipblipbambiggidy
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>>63315504
You do realise 80% of the time block goes out of bounds and the only effect you have is reduced shot clock? Then theres like 10% where it gets rebounded not by your team. BLOCKS ARE FUCKING OVERRATED. If you actually look into all the stats and do an analysis instead of memeing with muh blocks. You see that hes barely in the top 10 if that, absolutely not dpoy
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One of the best parts of the season is back:
>http://www.nba.com/video/channels/tnt_overtime/2015/10/29/20151029-inside-shaqtin.nba/
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>>63315504
And his fucking rebounds are overated too. If you look into who is best at rebounding there are MANY others, its not just the number. Uncontested rebounds are meaningless for example even chris paul could get like 10 a game if they really wanted to stat pad him.
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>>63317607
i still remember the article on the yahoo at the beginning of the season "why should dallas mavericks win the title" and i was like haha yeah
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>>63315504
>in nba 2k13 I got around 4 blocks and 9 boards a game for the season and I easily won dpoty
Well there you have it, Jordan is confirmed the dpoty
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>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
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pls gib Fantasy Drummond
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>>63317674
damn right. lebron was robbed twice of it and is the only fucking defender on his team
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You now remember that the Los Angeles Lakers selected D'Angelo Russell 2nd overall in the 2015 NBA draft ahead of the likes of Jahlil Okafor, Emmanuel Mudiay and Willie Cauley-Stein.
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>>63315639
you're telling me 287 can't count calories but can understand apehoop??

to say kawhi can only score cuz of pop is me saying ur not fat
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>>63316629
> damien lillard durant and drummond
>all first round material

>+ 3-4 2.5-3rd round tier players in vucevic ellis deroazan and reggie


wew lad
how many ppl in yer league?
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>>63317352
ben had like 10000000000000 more blocks and wasnt half retarded on the court,
>that trailblazers game last year
plus much more mobile


also he was undersized and could do all that
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>>63317951
i am sure he meant noel

that niggas rotations are amazing
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>>63317960
I guess I can understand Russell over Okafor. Okafor looks great as a rookie, but in 5 years he's still going to be Al Jefferson. And who the fuck wants Al Jefferson?
What the Lakers can't defend, is taking Russell over Mudiay. That's just straight up horrible drafting.
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>>63315583
>Kawhi & Green actually have an offensive game
You're fucking retarded.
Danny Green is one the most 1 dimensional offensive players. He's purely catch and shoot.
Kawhi has a decent game, but it's nothing to write home about. He's not capable of being a 1st option, and he doesn't have any elite offensive skills. He's just pretty good at most things offensively.
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>>63317765

Don't beat yourself up, the dumbass fairweather fans (90% of local Mavs fans) thought we had no shot even after the season started and it was apparent we had the best team in the league

Shame Caron got injured, might have swept the playoffs otherwise
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>>63318148
>You're fucking retarded.

You should read the previous posts before spouting nonsense bro.
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75-7

16-0
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AND HEAVEN KNOWSSS IM MISERABLE NOWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>63318559

who's that semen demon?
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>>63318621
milana vayntrub, found this one in the last thread

woke up, couldn't fall back asleep so I'm drinking coffee listening to shitty indie and playing 2k
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>>63318528
>Andre Drummond 19.5 RBG

Damn...
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>>63318641
was the last 30 rebound game the one bynum had against SA in 2013? I can't remember any other
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>>63318633
>milana vayntrub
Sounds Jewy
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>>63318633
>milana vayntrub

thank you!
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>>63318665
Yeah i was at that game. I bought tickets to go see Kobe but that faggot got injured about a week before. Luckily i still got to see Bynums 30 rebound game.
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>>63318683
she's jewish, and?
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>>63318665
love got one around that time
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>wake up
>feeling kinda sad
>realize im not 287lbs
>mfw
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>>63318716
just looked it up the 30/30 game was in 2010, unless you remember another 30 rebound game of his? fucking shittyteambabby
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does the body rule the mind

or does the mind rule the body
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H-help

>>63318720
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>>63318741
The mind rules the body.
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Is it true that Mexicans love the Smiths?
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>>63318759
If it doesn't have accordions then they won't like it.
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>>63318759
they're one of the plebest (like popular, not shit) bands ever and morissey's voice is infectious, everyone loves the smiths
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>>63318741
They work together to control your life
Ultimately we are controlled by biology and physics. There is no god. There is no soul. We are a complex flow of electrical impulses and biological drives.
They work together to control your life.
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>>63318880
>tfw just got up and twisted my nutsack

JESUS THE BODY IS CONTROLLING MY MIND RN
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>>63318893
>twisted my nutsack
Dude what the fuck does that even mean

Is that a thing? Do people twist their balls?
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>>63318898
i'm max comfy so my balls are just hanging, legs are crossed my left nut got under my thigh, got up and it stuck and kinda twisted hard to explalin. pain is gone now
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>>63318880
>There is no god. There is no soul.

Kek wheres my fedora at?
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>>63318909
Lol that sounds awful m8
You got some low hanging balls man...

>>63318941
>tfw being atheist on this website means you're a fedora tipper
I remember when it was generally accepted here desu. Altho I do like the fedora meme
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My god Davis is a fucking dumpster fire
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>>63317589
Tom Thib is available
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I honestly had AD as the 1st in all my fantasy drafts. What the sam hell is going on in NO?
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>>63315504
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>>63315504
>287 lbs whale calling an NBA player fat
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>>63318729
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Wow the Lakers could have had Randle Clarkson and Okafor but they took a young guard when they had one
You think they're retarded? Clarkson has been fucking good this year. He might actually be legit

And even if Russell pans out, they could have had a young big 3. Now they'll have to flip one of those PGs at some point.
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>>63318528
>10.3 is highest assist average
for reals? not sure why I thought 15.5 would be the highest. 10.3 seems low as fuck.
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>>63319077
Flakers gonna flake the shit outta everyone this season nigga
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Your team
Game of the year
Album of the year
Your fetish
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>>63319163
>Your team

spurs

>Game of the year

MGSV


>Album of the year

DS2


>Your fetish

don't really have one
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>>63319077
You always draft the best player available with a high pick, not the best fit. Two PG lineups are going to be the next big thing, so it isn't even a fit issue really.

This really isn't a conversation to have now though. Everyone knew that Okafor was going to look like the best player of the draft, or close to it, early on, and obviously that's going to make other players' growing pains look worse by comparison.

Clarkson's contract also expires after this season, he'll either walk or cost them a fortune to retain.
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so what's the deal with tristan thompson? I don't watch cavs games that often, but in my fantasy games I like to play I've noticed he hasn't been doing much of anything.

but now he's so cheap that idk if he's worth taking a flyer on. is he hurt, just shit, or something else? didn't they just give him a gorillion dollars?
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>>63319083
>Lebron not in any of these
>Media still refers to him as the best player in the game
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