Northern Iowa vs Texas
St Joe's vs Cincy
TEXAS FIGHT
HOOK THESE CORN FAGGOTS
>>66257838
Who is center?
I had a call from an important client down in SoHo. She called me to say that the distressed neo-punk fish trawler look I'd crafted for her needed emergency re-imagination because the tattered trash shawl that held the whole look together was recently seen on the shoulders of Jennifer Aniston (ew) and was therefore no longer fresh, poppy, and vibrant. And so it was up to Tace once more to save the day. Figures. Va voom!
Consider this my fashion Superboii costume. In New York City (The Big Apple), it's essential you blend in and are able to move quickly through the crowds, as if you weren't even there. That's why wearing all black is key. But if someone should happen to turn their eye to you, you also need to be fashionable, with the latest cuts from Milanese designers. To your average ordinary office worker schlub or greasy food services wageslave, it's a Gildan 50/50 plain black t-shirt. To those in the now, it's a $400 Isaac Van Weir Nevertee. If the peons don't get it, it's not your problem.
Case in point, on 9/11 when the towers were attacked, I was able to move deftly in and out of crowds and rubble avoiding unnecessary attention, all the while looking sleek, sophisticated, and quite frankly expensive.
Anyway needless to say your hero Superboii fixed the wardrobe issue for his client and spent the rest of the day chilling with Jaquese at Von Von VON, an excellent little hole-in-the-wall bistro that nobody really knows about. I'm better than you.
WHAT A NIGHT TO BE ALIVE
>>66257909
your mother
NORTHERN
FUCKING
IOWA
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HOLY SHIIIIIITTT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT UNI
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>TEXASS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UNI
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LGTSS
>TEXAS
AHAHAHAHHAHAA
PFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEXAS
>TEXAS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
UNI IS UNBEATABLE
HOLY SHIT HE MADE IT
WHITES WIN
WHITES WIN
WHITES WIN
who 99.7% here?
~GOODBYE TO TEXAS UNI-VERSITY!
SO LONG TO THE ORANGE AND THE WHITE~
HOLY SHIT THIS TOURNAMENT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR'S CHALKFEST ALREADY
Fucking UNI, just wtf. Congrats to Shaka and rest of the Texas team though. Making it to the tourney your first year as coach is legit.
>>66258163
>LAST YEAR'S CHALKFEST ALREADY
Did ANYTHING fun happen last year?
FLIP THE FUCK OVER TO CICNY ST. JOE'S
DOES HE HAVE IT
DID HE DUNK IT?
>>66258195
Kentucky getting cucked by the cheese heads but that's all I remember
still touching it while the light is on
full JUST
>>66258195
Every Notre Dame game was fun last year.
OH MY GOD
THAT'S GONNA HAUNT HIM FOREVER
>>66258210
>trutv
What the fuck is this shit? Why isn't it on a normal fucking station?
>HE WAS STILL TOUCHING IT
>Pick SFA, UNI and Cincy to win
>cincy blows it
what a way to end the night
>>66258195
Georgia State and UAB upsets, sucks they didn't actually do anything after that
Kentucky-Notre Dame was insane, title game was fun too
>Uconn hits the 3/4 court shot against them in the AAC Tourney
>then lose in the NCAAs because gravity didn't do its job fast enough
>Andy Dalton
What did Cincy do to deserve all this?
>>66258320
Don't forget the >Resd too famalam
Biggest refball I've ever seen. The tournament is a sham
State of Iowa is 3-0 boys. A real basketball state.
>those last two games just won me $105
wew lads
>dunk instead of lay-up
Cincy deserved it
11 seeds are dangerous as fuck
>>66258279
>pick UNI, SFA, and Michigan to win
>Michigan dominated then choked
Thank God the ACC didn't add Cincy and their shit athletic program.
Why even hold this tournament?
Roll dice. Draw names from a hat. Let a parakeet peck at a toy.
>>66258567
Maybe another job for Punxsutawney Phil?
>>66258320
the more we suffer as fans, the better it's gonna feel when we win one day. I'll cry soggy man tears the day I see anyone from my city win a championship. At this point it'll be a divine level of punishment if the tiny cross-town rival makes a deep tourney run.
