Official /cric/ World Cup 1st Semi Final Thread
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New Zealand vs South Africa
1st Semi Final
Eden Park, Auckland
>box of beer
>steak & mushroom pie
Anything missing from my pregame shopping list?
>>57436159
cheeky nippy
>>57436159
Some KFC m8. Bout to head to the bottle shop now for some beer
Hows the weather in Auckland? I heard it may rain
>>57436159
I've got cheese and crackers with sweet pickle and an 8 pack of beer to wash it down with.
henry confirmed to replace milne if you hadnt heard
>>57436201
Was pissing down this morning but its looking pretty clear where I am now
>>57436201
clear skies at the moment
tons of cloud on the horizon
>>57436239
>>57436246
Better hold up then. This game is actually on free tv. Gonna get on the piss all afternoon
>>57436131
So hype
Is Dave Warner related to Shane Warner?
Put 20 on South Africa to win. Easy money lel
What's the equivalent to a meltdown like this in cricket? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGZUKHtW7vg
>>57436399
Are Dave and Shane the Warner Brothers?
>>57436560
Why is the manager wearing the uniform
>>57436572
'yes'
>>57436585
because managers wear their team's jersey
who do we want to win lads?
>>57436678
NZ so Aus can destroy them in the final and restore balance
>>57436560
lel what the kek
Genuinely nervous about tonight, this might as well be the final as whoever wins tonight will beat Australia in the final
if McCullum comes off and steyn has a poor game we could be royally fucked, on the other hand if we get McCullum cheaply and ABDV goes into rape mode then this could be ridiculously one sided
>>57436760
'we'
>>57436560
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Vermeulen#Accusation_of_arson
what about burning down your nations academy?
I remember a few years ago as well he stabbed someone with a boundary flag or something, guy is legit insane
>>57436159
A gf
>>57436560
when I used to play Cricket as a kid there was a story at my club of this B grade cricketer. He got out for 3 golden ducks in a row, and on the third one he got his cricket bag full of all his gear and chucked it in the pond next to the ground walked away and gave up cricket forever. Apparently the bag is still in there.
>>57436855
Working on that as we speak mate, she's not far off
>>57436874
Good luck m8
>>57436874
She's a sheep right?
>>57436572
no, tht would be michael vaughn
>>57436928
Is Michael Vaughn related to Vince Vaughn?
>>57436874
speaking of working on gfs, the girl who is interested in me gets to fucking work at the game today if I smile at her I may be able to get in
>>57436950
Get up and go smile at her then. What are you doing here
>>57436982
I helped her with one of her problems before and she said nothing about letting me into the game
fucking cold tbh
>>57437012
Just go on Tinder, literally 50+ matches in a few days
So many thirty cumdumpsters
>>57437067
*thirsty
>tfw have to do a 30 minute online video interview at some point today
>>57436159
friends
>>57437067
>tfw 3 matches in the last month
How long?
>>57437067
I don't want sex though I want feels and talking about music and cricket
>>57437175
one bong and one bing m8
who /nofap/ here?
day 6. I could fuck a dolphin
>not watching the shield final
>>57437186
>I don't want sex though I want feels and talking about music and cricket
Thats generally what girls want on tinder too, minus the cricket part, and minus the polynesians and sluts
taylor will make 100 today
>>57437231
he better fucking not
>>57437067
m-maybe my app is just faulty or something h-h-hehe
;__;
Why is Brett Lee such a horrible commentator?
>>57437105
what for? a job?
>>57437299
Probably because he's from the /gong/
>>57437299
because he's a simpleton
>>57437231
>Off 250 balls
>>57437231
>off 140 balls
>>57437407
>>57437415
Nice hivemind
>showing each one of New Zealand's SIX semi-final losses
thankyou based fox sports
>>57437576
lel just preparing for the inevitable
>$3 to my name
>NEET
>21
>uni dropout
>mentally ill
>losing friends
>virgin
>>57437651
Same here except I have a bit more than $3
>>57437321
a graduate position with an accounting firm
once they accept your resume and transcript they make you sit a video interview, then you get an in person interview, then you come in for a day and do group work on a case study and a presentation then if you get the job you have to do a meet and greet with the partners and other employees
This shit is painful
somebody better not get BTFO again
>>57437651
Put it on NZ
>>57437651
That sucks bro. I'm NEET too, it's the shittest.
>>57437700
sounds intimidating as fuck bro, good luck
Anyone else listening to Lorde for pre match hype?
We should be able to beat SA pretty easily
ABDV is good, but our bowling is fantastic
>>57437776
>we
>>57437776
What number in the order do you bat m8?
>>57437776
you part of the squad m8?
>>57437776
>SA
>Losing in semi finals
Pick one
>>57437776
which part of the ensemble are you m8?
people play cricket?
I hope AB dedicates this match to Cecil Rhodes' statue.
>>57437882
>he will never make anything as good as Blue Chips again
Who /GEM HD/ here?
>>57437576
>Dat obsession
ABDV has a cold
Inc metaphorical and literal choke
>>57437902
no m8 we're roleplaying
>>57437882
>>57437935
I can't understand how any self respecting hip hop fan can listen to this hack, he straight rips off Ghostface
>>57437982
based auckshit weather
>>57438011
they have completely different styles
They have fucking done tracks together
2 minutes until we lose the toss (and the match)
couldn't even be bothered standing up to eat his food
>>57438058
Last time I loss a toss I had to eat the biscuit [spoiler]I lost on purpose :^)[/spoiler]
>>57438011
>sounds like ghostface
>must be intentionally doing so
>must also be ripping lyrics
Go somewhere else to pretend you like wutang bruh
>jesse ryder vs cameron slater boxing match
what the fuck lol
Where are my Saffa bros at?
:(
>Meanwhile it seems that Matt Henry has marked his run-up at Eden Park. New Zealand want pace, and they might be going for this young man ahead of the two quicks in the squad whom any other side in the world would love to have.
>starting to cloud over
Saffers batting
ITS OGRE
> AB calls heads, it lands heads, and South Africa are batting first
What the fuck is he thinking
>>57438165
That's fine. If it rains today then tmrw as well, NZ go through.
>>57438170
bowled out for 150 tbh
>>57438152
>the guy who nearly cost us the bangla game and an old man
haha
But this begs the question - why wasn't Henry in the original 15? It was obvious Milne would get injured at least once
It's raining here in /gong/ lads
I think this is gonna be a low scoring game
>>57438184
AB is the greatest mind and captain in cricket since based Graeme
>England Test captain Alastair Cook was dismissed for just three on his return to first-class cricket playing for the MCC against Yorkshire in Abu Dhabi.
Anyone going to bid for the flipped coin?
>>57438123
Saffers are casual as fuck tbh.
http://strawpoll.me/3690974/
HERE WE GO
SA WILL MAKE 286
>>57438233
>Alastair Cook will never be dropped
Haven't watched a 50 over game in an age, how long would a match be roughly?
SA batting first
who wins?
>rain
ha HA fuck you
>>57438281
6 or 7 hours if both teams use all their overs.
It's a shame, after today there will be no more Kiwis in /cric/
Apart from KP would any England Saffa traitors make the Proteas?
Who you niggers powerplaying?
>>57438429
Trott at his peak
Only the Test side tho
>>57438429
Gay Dernbach.
>you now remember when he would get called up for every single ODI despite having precisely no bowling ability
hello
>>57438429
Cookie and Smitty would have been elite
>>57438432
boult is the only answer
go saffas. all these NZees are getting too uppity for a non-country
What have I missed lads?
>>57438583
you
are
fat
lol
>>57438577
I've been pp'n boult most games, might go Anderson though
clearing up a bit lads
>>57438493
>Be Dernbach
>Hold the record for the worst economy rate in both ODIs and T20s
>Still get picked for every fucking ODI & T20
English selectors, everybody.
I can't lose from this game
If NZ get BTFO then we laugh
If NZ win then we get a gimmee in the final
who /excited/ here?
this is obviously the better of the two semis
>>57438583
>Supporting a racist side
South Africa is 90% black and they have like one black player. They need a quota to be AT LEAST 80% non white.
The reason SA never win is because only white players and token coconuts get picked.
stream where? my Sky sport ran out.
>yfw the rain delay turns this into a t20 match
>>57438668
its on prime as well i think
>Overcast skies
>Not too hot/cold in a hoodie
>Bacon, egg and sausage sandwich
>Gem HD
>Soon to see minnows battle it out
Noice
>>57438660
the kaffirs are too busy robbing liquor stores and spreading aids to knuckle down a spot in the side
bat first babbys chasing
this gon be good
reckon it'll swing today
could be hoopin
>>57438728
>literally batted first twice in this cup
>undefeated
no trouble m8
LADS
A
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>leave the Kiwi cuckold to me
>>57438730
If it isn't we're kinda fucked tbh
137st for de kock
>>57438793
Inshallah brother, boundaries are haram
>nz just got netflix
literally gonna be a day of firsts
>>57437067
>tfw no matches in the last month
I'm switching to 2D.
>>57438645
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283868.html
>Corey J catching Jade fast
UH OH
>>57438758
we're 4/4 batting first, you need boult to take early wickets otherwise youll end up like a dutchie walking through lesotho
>>57438819
>Just
3rd world as fuck tbh.
>>57438730
sk warne says "no"
>>57438831
>we
>leave the chokers to me
>>57438824
>http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283868.html
not overly fair, half of andersons career have been the new rules that make 7+ an over a piece of piss
dernbach would probably go at 10+ these days
>>57438847
Australia still doesn't have it
>>57438880
>Being worse than NZ
Blimey.
what are these white man chanting in ebonics?
might they be... cucks?
>>57438824
>Be a bowling specalist
>Having an economy way higher than Graeme Smith
kek
>>57438880
we got it last night m8
>>57438886
We just got it today as well apparently, must be a joint thing
I had no idea
is it gonna rain, boys?
>not reverting to die stem
id rather sing the sri Lankan anthem than the current shit
>>57438924
looks like it might just miss the stadium
touch wood
COME ON SKILELE AFRIKA
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE REAL WORDS
BUT ILL SING ALONG CASE IM ON TV
KOHZAY SIKELE KOZHAY AFRIKA
>>57438924
yeah. RAIN SIXES
god i hate this cheesy anthem so much
disgusting
no wonder we're so insecure as a country we actually are about changing our flag tbh
>>57438889
>Bread having a worse economy than Stove Smoth
who /roosters/ here?
>>57438946
CANADA
A
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A
>>57438924
>tfw cricket making me wake up at 6.30 am
Why is NZ's national anthem so GOAT compared to ours?
Did that cunt have a glass bottle of beer?
Lucky Kiwis
New Zealand nationalism on the rise
REPORTING IN , BOYS
>>57438957
>Having to stay up until 7am to watch this
SA better win or choke it and lose in 2 hours.
>>57438950
i've heard worse, m8
it's just real 1900's vibe
Is there anything more fedora in sport than a literal neckbeard who wears glasses and unironically identifies himself as a slow left-arm orthodox bowler for the BlackCaps?
WHAT SONG IS PLAYING NOW
>>57438971
not unless he snuck it in
they make plastic bottles that look exactly the same
>>57438993
still salty about the way he tied up your batsmen m8?
Cheeky 3 points against Liverpool?
IN MCCULLUM WE TRUST
>>57439003
Lorde - Royals (Naked & Famous Remix)
>>57438993
Vettori is cool as fuck, he's the only NZ player to make my dream XI
any decent streams, today?
WHO HAS A HD STREAM LADS
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_2?url=live-cricket-2
THIS IS ALL I HAVE AND ITS NOT VERY HD AT ALL TBH
here we go lads
>>57438979
shit timezone
>not watching on gem because im too accustomed to watching cric on streams
>tfw got to do court duty and will miss the game
How do I get the judge to not select me?
whoever wins this better win the final.
>Afrikaans
Holy cuck, how did I notice this before?
the battle of the retarded accents
>>57439056
Say that you know the accused and were an accomplice, that should buy some time
2 dot balls already
ayyyyyyyyyy
Who ever wins this game will be in the finals
Time for the choke
>>57439068
at least we dont say sex instead of six
>you'll never see a cricket crowd pumped like this in NZ ever again
>>57439085
its ogre
>>57439086
Wonderful analysis
>this match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw
>>57439056
tell them you went to school with one of the witnesses or something
Wonder who's gonna face India in the finals...hmmmm
"Team X wins 83% of their matches when they are in a winning position"
m8
>>57439086
Thanks Strauss
>>57439086
Very interesting observation there m8
JUST GIVE NZ THE WORLD CUP NOW.
>>57439111
What if they ask who? What if they ask the witnesses if they know me?
>0(4)
It's Sangakarra all over again
MAIDEN OVER
A
I
D
E
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who /terrorist/ here?
0 OFF THE FIRST OVER
SOUTH AFRICHOKE
>maiden opening over
it's over, just give new zealand the cup
hi where are the runs
Maiden over, all the momentum with Small Zealand
This is effectively a 49 over inning for Saffers now
it's Ogre
IT'S OVER
>ctrl-f 'meme'
>0 results of 0
Pretty fucking meme thread here tbh
>not sure if crowd is supporting nz or netherlands
4 u
>0-0
Sorry I don't think this semen slurping sport is for ne
>southie being conservative
bring on vettori to take some wickets
CHEEKY BOULT
>>57439189
wow you're right
how meme is that
top bantz from Boulty
>>57439194
10 gorillion hours in photoshop
>Amateur hour in a semi-final
Great sport we have here guys
We all know this is rigged for an Aussie / NZ final.
>4
BOULT COLLAPSE
de kock always looks on the verge of tears
Don't choke now you bunch of cunts.
just eaten a special brownie, waiting for it to kick in - is this good preparation for watching cricket?
fucking boult
>>57439189
wait till thursday when the number 1 meme player in the world is playing
>>57439139
They should read out a list of the witnesses before they get to the part where you have to try to get excused, so just pay attention and remember one of the names. Use one of the first names read out, so it's one of the most important witnesses.
Otherwise just dress like a slob, the lawyers are a good chance of challenging you/excusing you that way. I was in court once and a guy came straight from the gym wearing short shorts and a string singlet.
If it's a sexual assault matter, just say that your sister or a girl in your family also had a similar matter in court and you don't feel you could be objective.
de Kock
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>>57439250
Neck yourself
>boult a shit
nice that mean's southee will be good for once
>6 runs off the over
KIWIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>57439245
thats because hes a de cuck
RONCHI NOOOOOOOOO
>THE COCK
everytime
DROPPED THE WORLD CUP
>>57439268
>mean's
god what the fuck is wrong with me
>>57439260
i have no idea what that means lol
DAMMIT RONCHI
>RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN >RONCHI>BADDIN
excellent bantz from Quentz
CHOKE
RUNS EVERYWHERE!
>nz being let down by an aussie
SO CLOSE
fuck me
Ahahahahahaha
>>57439257
Thanks m8
FUCKING HELL MAN
that is a standard keeper catch
10 goals to 1
This is a fast sport
>>57439245
because he looks like a brain damaged cook
>wrong key
cant even handle the pressure of a semi
>0 (7)
KEKE
all falling to pieces for the kiwis
>>57439348
>implying he isn't the next gens goat
all de kocks runs were flukes
fuckin hell boys sort it out
SHONKEY RONCHI
>KIWI FIELDING
>literally dropping the world cup twice
INTENSE
useless
cunts
DROPPING THE WORLD CUP
FUCKIN NZ MOTHERFUCKERS DFUUCKASKLD
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH NZ LITERALLY DROPPING THE WORLD CUP
>>57439364
>lagging that much
SAFFAS ON THE FUCKING ROPES BUT NEW ZEALAND CAN'T LAND A PUNCH
>DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND >DROP ZEALAND
THE CHOKE IS REAL
HAHAHAHAHA
this is too good
>Poo Peeland
>the city of old zealands catching
who's going to choke themselves to victory?
>New Chokeland in charge of catching
>le chokes
>thinking they could handle the pressure of playing infront of 100k aussie crowd
top kek
>tfw missing all of this
Fuck
NZ COULDN'T CATCH AIDS IN A SOUTH AFRICAN TOWNSHIP!
classique new chokeland tbh
>>57439245
because his name is literally de Cock
fuark NZ bowlers are all over SA atm
>implying any were real chances
f-fuck you guise
Battle of the chokes
C
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Having second thoughts about taking today off work. Might ring in and see if there's anything to do.
W
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>we will lose this
cant handle the banter tbh
MEME!
I have a feeling that both of these teams are gonna manage to choke this match and Australia will win both semis
ian smith losing his fucking mind lmao
wicket in the next 2 overs I reckon
>>57439437
it's pretty meme already m8.
drops and nicks everywhere.
>>57439455
ronchi dropped a sitter tbh
PUNISH THEM
>i-its okay we beat australia in the pool stage
>these fucking meme boundaries
fuck eden park
fuck chingy
HOBBITS GETTING BTFO
>>57439472
yes plz, just get AB in the crease and this match is ogre
SA PROVING THEY ARE THE BETTER TEAM
NZ ALL JUST IN A LUCKY PATCH ATM AND YOU GUYS ALL KNOW IT
This is gonna be geeat no matter what happens
>>57439469
>implying that would surprise anybody whatsoever
>>57439260
Are all Australians total cunts?
BASED TERRORIST
>unironically still playing international cricket on this fucking meme ground
>work just called
oh bugger ill see ya later then lads
eden park is such a shitty meme ground
why did the jews even allow it to be a venue
fucking poor show
>already going at better than a run a ball
its over lads, those drops will be costly
>they could both be out by now
I'm not even surprised, I embrace the choke
>>57439448
Pity about the fielders though aaaay
AMLA GOING NUTS AMLA GOING NUTS AMLA GOING NUTS AMLA GOING NUTS AMLA GOING NUTS AMLA GOING NUTS
>>57439496
It's true tbh.
Kiwis dropping the cup, SA 6+ RR
Cmon you cunts. Get in ya stride.
>>57439492
chickens coming to roost motherfucker
Amla batting like me in Don Bradman
flawless
>>57439469
>Australia will win both semis
never been this nervous over cricket
boult styling on niggas
>deliberately playing and missing to give the bowlers false hope
de kock is truly the greatest troll in world cricket
Look the boss just rang, someones sick so they need me desperately to help
H-have fun at the final guys
this rr reminds me of stick cricket tbh
>>57439549
>de kock is truly the greatest troll in world cricket
Who are the WICB?
>SA innings
>FUCKING MEME BOUNDARIES MEEEEM MAYMAY MEME MEMEEEMEMEME!!1@!
>NZ innings
>MCCULLUM ABSOLUTE GOAT GET A BROWN SHEEP UP YA
Kiwi cricket "fans", everybody
OH JESUS CHRIST
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NEW ZEALAND 1
TERRORISTS 0
DONE YES FUCK IT MATE
HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM
>CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA >CHOKE AFRICA
GOT HIM!
B T F O
T
F
O
FUGG
who /pp'dterrorist/ here?
MUDSLIMES BTFO
"9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14 "9/11" MORE LIKE 10 FOR 14
>le allahu akbar face
>BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT
Fug, I expected Saffies to be at least 50-0
Boss just rang he says that I don't need to come in anymore
BOWLED THE FUCK OUT
>work just blew up
>dont have to go
LADS
A
D
S
>moeen ali btfo
m8s as soon as i sat down that wicket happened
boult is our only hope for wickets tbh
How many balls will AB get his double century in?
>>57439637
nice m80
THE CHOKING BEGINS
BOULT GOATING AS USUAL
IT'S AUSTRALIA ALL OVER AGAIN
its not 3pm for another 45 minutes amla you useless cunt, why the fuck would you get out to go pray for
>muslims
>south africa choking again
b o w l t
>>57439647
tyb webm bro
>le stewart downing bowler
>>57439660
his third wife is showing too much ankle, he needs to stop her.
does anyone think without Boult and Williamson regularly performing NZ would suck asshole?
is this guys name fuff?
>20 wickets at 14
absolutely ridiculous considering how batsmen friendly this WC has been
Boult is salivating over De Kock
He is all over De Kock
none of these 4s feel like 4s because
A. tiny ass shitty meme ground
and
B. 99% of the crowd are slack caps supporters
>>57439685
>now le peter crouch bowler
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
pls
>>57439660
>Tfw australia might have a muslim in the side for the ashes
im gonna go get some vegemite on toast lads
hope i dont miss anything
>>57439685
who is >le cut inside and swing bowler?
de cok dry reaching
Is this the WC match Kane actually makes some runs?
>>57439767
Insha'Allah.
>>57439776
yeast spreads are meme spreads
>>57439781
saving that for the final tbh
>old man gould
m8s tbh i think its the city of umpball right now
>>57439777
Jimmy Anderson at home.
it's nice not having to watch a non-aus game on a fucking stream for once
need good stream boys, any one packing heat?
>>57439823
this tbh
>>57439830
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_2?url=live-cricket-2
this is all i have mate
why are there so few saffas on this board
i know you crazy niggas are out there
>>57439830
its on prime faggot
>>57439823
agreed
>>57439830
>>57439843
Do you cucks unironically not have this game on FTA?
>south africhoke batting
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>57439767
id be pleasantly surprised if fawad was picked, id imagine given the stadiums chosen and how 2013/14 went that aus will probs go with 3 seamers and implyon (Johnson, harris, pattinson/starc/cummins/
>>57439823
Its comfy as fuck
>>57439858
getting assaulted by the black man
>>57439830
prime TV
no decent quality streams going around
>>57439878
Idk
I like being able to shitpost and browse /int/ while I watch
>>57439866
>watched every game on stream
it's gonna be some bad juju if I change now
>woke up too late
>missed both teams starting to choke
Damn it.
aussies, whats happened to Jackson bird? did he die?
>>57439858
We all moved to england m8
>>57439830
http://cricfree.me/others/icc-world-cup-cricket-new-zealand-vs-south-africa-crf796a8
>>57439858
>>57439858
It's 3:26 here m8
>>57439878
>TV
>2015
faggot
>unironically being superstitious
>people are actually watching this in standard definition
>>57439858
Because actually watching the game.
I hope faf doesn't play test mode.
/nervous/ tbh
>>57439938
he probably more of a test player, he not really in the first choice XI as is
>NZ: have lost in the world cup semis 6 times
>SA: only 2 losses in world cup semis
think saffas have this one in the bag, lads
>>57439830
crictime is pretty reliable, the hd is not very hd though
>>57439960
I literally can't remember the last time I watched a game of any kind that wasn't in HD
Stay 3rd world New Cuckland
just got home lads.
what did i miss?
>australia not even playing
>still hype as fuck
There must have been some shard in my coffee.
Who /awakeearlyasfuck/ here
>>57439964
/nervous/ here
>>57440000
checked
>southee not being shit today
surprised.tbh
>>57440017
Go back to your boreball thread.
plz win so hansje's ghost can rest in peace
>>57440048
Here, I don't usually get up to 6pm when me mum gets me up for dinner
>>57440000
noice digits
>Look up to see if Hashim Amla's wife is a qt
Pretty hard to tell tbh
>>57440123
/bet/ pls go
>>57440143
>that tie
Saffers are really choking with the bat
>>57440123
>fixing piece of shit
Aamir pls
>>57440000
watchcric is ahead of crictime though.
>>57440143
>You will never fuck a woman in a Niqab
why live
wicket before 40
screenshot this post
Southee a shit
>>57440172
big knot big cock
that kid in the office with a small knot, yeah he has a small dick and everybody knows
Sitting at the back of the lecture theater so people don't know I'm watching cricket
>>57440172
>Asymmetrical knot thicker than the Qu'ran
Haram
This match is free to air, right?
I swear the fact that we can't have free to air coverage of our own tournament fucking Jew Murdoch.
>>57440208
ur 1 dum dog
>>57440201
im not screen shotting your shitty post
>This qt quick
>Safraz choking hard
>de Kock
>breaks for 'tea'
This semen slurping sport is for me!
>>57440228
yeah it's on GEM if you're in qld
not sure about other states
>>57440238
Whatever, I hate contract law anyway
does de kock always look like a deer in headlights?
Graeme :3
The greatest cricket captain of all time?
>DE CHOKE
>de cock
>DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK >DE KOCK
>De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock >De kock
>>57440242
big mistake m8
Good to see South Africa keeping their composure
>DE KOCK
>>57440201
There you go.
KOCK
O
C
K
>DE COCK
>choking
>HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK >HE TAKES de KOCK
OUT
U
T
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>>57440228
>>57440255
GEM here in /gong/
>>57440242
>the city of you
webm guy here i came back to my stream from the tv and its fucking dead rip
fucking sky
>THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID >THE COCK GOES FLACID
>de chock
South Africollapse
YOU FUCKING IDIOT DE KOCKLOVER
srsly tho what a fucking dumb shot
>de kock struggling to get himself off
CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA CHOKE EFRICA
>Bolting down the cock
Saw it happening tbh
is this the same ground as aus v nz
>>57440278
Great player, cunt of a person
KOCK BLOCKED
>CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK >CHOKING ON DE KOCK
>>57440355
yes
is de KEK is bawling??
if boult doesn't get MVP of the tournament i'll be suprised
>>57440355
Yes, the Memedome.
>Boult already taken 2 wickets
STATISTICS
GAME
IS
OURS
>>57440278
that's not Stephen Fleming
>>57440355
:^)
>>57440298
rated post
This SA team is weak as fuck tbh
>>57440355
yes Eden Park is meme ground
false sense of security
>>57440360
>Smith
>Cunt
Why? Because he was man enough to call KP out on his shit?
>5 slips
fucking kek
>New Zealand will have two World Cups this year
5 slips lel
>5 slips
>>57440355
Yup. Garden of Eden
>new zealand
>winning this game
pick one lads
>Kiwi meme fielding
Jesus guys.
This field is pretty much the offside version of bodyline
cheeky henry
>Henry?
literally who
Miller to get a hundred
Boult with the dank bowling
HERE WE GO
DAT HENRY STORYLINE
action looks like shane bonds tbh
Pretty bondish action tbh
>>57440408
what did he say?
>>57440408
>Cracks the shits over little things
>Instigates people in public
>Bad father
Great player but once again shit human being. It's not a hard concept to wrap your head around.
WHO /daniel/ HERE?
does AB always bat at 5?
thought he would be further up
I thought Boult was a test specialist
100 partnership here we go
As funny as the choke is, I really do hope they reach a decent total, so that I can actually watch a run chase for the first time in weeks.
henry looks stoned af on the screen graphic
teams should just follow Bangladesh's tactic. Dont bother scoring, just get through Boults first spell and accelerate later
>>57440541
Called KP a traitor for ditching SA for England
>that sound
>>57440631
>implying he wasn't
>>57440569
He's a meme specialist
>you didn't captain Based Boult
>dat barrel qt
>Sky go is overloaded
FUCKING JEWS AND THEIR SUBSTANDARD SERVERS AND CONNECTIONS
I BET THESE RETARDS ARE RUNNING P4S OR SOME SHIT
IM GOING TO THE TV
>de villagers should have taken the responsibility and come out at 4
>8 (21)
>1 (5)
NEW THREAD
>>57440708
>>57440708
>>57440708
>>57440708
4, here we go lads
russouw gives me no confidence
>>57440545
>bad father
yeah thats a big one
>>57440444
Nope, that's Eden Gardens.
Different ground.
UMPBALL
H E N R Y
>>57440934
wasn't aware americans were this fucking stupid.
>>57436399
Dave Warner the actor?
>>57439139
trust me on this one. I got called for jury duty and a guy rocked up in shorts and a rugby league team jersey. He was the first one to get unselected. But it was for a boat peoples case
>>57439056
Say you have a criminal background and that you will have a bias towards the defendant.
That's what my friend did (but he had a criminal background, don't think they checked but that's what he did to get out of it.)
Also, BASED LGM
>>57437866
http://www.espncricinfo.com/wctimeline/content/current/story/280142.html
;)
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