Windies vs "New" Zealand - Quarter Finals
1st for no bully
>>57355238
nth for Taylor is a hack
>that chick next to guptill's wife
hrng
finished my pie lads
should i grab another?
someone tell LRPLEL that there are other ways of scoring rather than singles
>>57357073
xth for them ever learning
>I've experienced rejection because of my height before. It hurt, but it never bothered me too much, because I thought that if a girl got to know me, my personality and my good traits, that it wouldn't matter. We've known each other for 2 years. We've laughed together, cuddled, slept in the same bed. How can height still matter? I would have preferred that she kick me square in the balls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MANLETS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO
THERE IS NO HOPE
>>57355511
Look taylor has done well so far, you casual fuckheads would be calling for his head if he played a shit shot and got out in the 20th over.
Once we are at about 35-38 overs he can start being aggressive and we could be looking at 330.
If he got out in the last 10 overs we would have collapsed for under 300
INB4 OUT
Is Giroud the best striker in World football lads?
guppy on a cheeky 99
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>>57357138
Ayyyyy
>>57357118
projecting hard bro
>aus vs nz final
neat
>implying SA won't choke
>India
WHAT SHOULD I FAP TO????????? OMG ROSS TAYLOR BOUNDARY!!!!!!
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>letting Guptill get 100
Have to be 2 of the top 5 batsmen at the crease right now, anyone disagree?
Guptils form has come at the right time, because the rest of the NZ batting lineup is looking weak.
>that one guy with the orange shirt looking confused as to why everyones standing up
>looks around then stands up
>clearly has no idea what cricket's about and just there for the orange shirt money
fucking disgusting cunt tbh
MEME SHOT
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>guppy on a 100
>taylor hitting 4s
is it happening?
this is important
if you fug and impregnate a womanlet, will the resulting babbies be manlets
Who /bratz movie/ here?
>>57357170
>flounders against proper bowling attacks
>only getting centuries against the Bangas and WI
Uh...
Thank fuck for this though, our batting was starting to look weak
What we need now is both Elliot and Anderson to get meme 50s
meat pie, pastie or sausage roll?
>>57357136
>>57357175
I love those uncomfortable reactions the fans have with the cameramen
>>57357206
>all out for 150
uh...
>>57357184
No, babies of womanlets won't result in manlets. My mum is 164cm and I'm 172cm
>>57357205
/WoWP/ here
hahah this thread has been around for a while, now it gets used
this is actually probably the best result tbh
memecullum and bane's egos knocked down a notch and guppy and taylor stepping up and building good confidence will be good for the saffers
>>57357184
99% of women are short m8 so i dunno.
>>57357206
is there any other batters out there? i dont see any tbh
>>57357205
I've got a passion for fashion tbh lads
>>57357184
depends which of you has more dominant genes
>>57357224
so has ur mum tbh, but no one is complaining.
>>57357208
PASTIE
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http://www.gofeed2all.eu/watch/331390/1/watch-new-zealand-vs-west-indies.html
link for anyone who needs it
>>57357211
ah the cheeky old "not the picture I had uploaded" trick
LGTSS
>the ghost of moot
>you will never see a cricket player try to catch a ball in his mouth
Also old dog was better
Will they ever learn?
>>57357244
LEL
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>>57357215
>got you down to 9 wickets on your home ground with our record lowest total ever posted in a WC
Uh...
>>57357251
P A N D E R I N G
>>57357216
kek manlet, 173cm masterrace reporting in
>>57357184
barring nutritional deficiency, children are generally taller than their shorter parent. there are many genes that have an impact on height though so anything's possible
>>57357244
not bad bahamas in canada
>>57357130
Agreed. 36 off 59 is fine.
Daily reminder Bruno Mars is 1.4m tall and has a line of women outside his place waiting to fuck him. It's about how attractive and rich you are boys.
>>57357216
you're a manlet retard.
time to UNLEASH
>be tallest in my class at 12 years old
>end up being a manlet
Why is life so unfair
SUPER GUPPY
>tfw casuals posting in the next australia thread wont understand the bratz meme
saffers shitting themselves atm tbh
>New Zealand will score less than 320
>>57357304
172cm is above the cut-off point for manlet-status. 170cm and below is manlet
Reminder that Anderson had the fastest ODI 100 until recently.
>>57357130
except he won't, just watch
>>57357298
>>57357130
>yfw hes 48 from 120 in the 49th over
hd stream where lads
mines pixelated as fuck
>>57357266
>still losing
>>57357277
b8
>>57357308
>was the tallest for a while in his life
>still complains
>>57357308
because you stopped eating properly
>>57357300
Manlet detected
Do the acc post on /cric/?
>>57357336
We felt bad to beat you on your home turf so they asked Starc to bowl it wide to rotate the strike.
TAYLOR GOAT
daily reminder that daily reminders aren't daily
what do you even say to women on tinder?
help pls
I WANT IT ALL
I WANT IT ALL
I WANT IT ALL
AND I WANT IT NOW
TAYLOR
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>>57357340
Why do athletes need shit like this? He's one of our highest paid cricketers (lol ipl) and he's got fame, he could pull anywhere
>>57357325
This
>>57357349
I ended up right between my mum and dads heights so it seems normal enough
>>57357298
>36 off 59 is fine.
*tips England helmet*
>guppy sledging
top cake
>>57357365
ask them their favourite meme
>>57357340
>182cm
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>>57357377
six lel
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>>57357364
that handegg daily reminder is daily doe
BOOMTILL
>>57357340
>no piercings or tattoos
I have new found respect for Memeswell.
WALLOP
hd stream where
i want
hd
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>Another blowout
>Sammy having a tantrum in the middle of the pitch
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>101 meters
Guppers double tonne?
>given an easy game in the quarters
>instead of actually entertaining their fans they bore their way to 300
Why is NZ so shit?
>>57357390
kek
they'll never really learn
nice1 guppy
im still scared snores taylor is going to run him out in proper taylor fashion
>>57357311
even our planes are fat
>>57357387
>57357387
seriously though
>>57357365
start off with a light-hearted joke question related to something in their profile if they are hot, or a cheesy pick-up line if you reckon they will be dtf regardless eg they are less attractive than you. then continue a few flirty/teasing comments back and forth and ask to meet at a bar or movies within 10-15 messages total.
>>57357365
just be really good looking
>>57357390
182cm is 6'0
184-5cm is 6'1
what is with this DJ. He should play Pendulum
>windy players
>last names that are first names
>>57357432
Theyd choke if they did anything other than business as usual you stupid fuck
As is foretold by the history of all NZ professional sports
We are notorious chokers
>Sammy and Benn in powerplay
what the fuck is holder doing
>>57357437
Is that the biggest in the cup so far?
>>57357369
because every man wants a root where you don't have to bother chatting up in nightclub/bar
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>>57357462
DJ A-hole
>>57357365
I copy and paste /sp/ banter
yet another meme match.
well will you look at that
it appears as though new zealand are pretty legit this tournament...
>>57357462
This DJ is biased tbh hes playing victorious shit every time something happens except wickets
>>57357465
You're going to choke the semis anyway, at least if you choke now it will be remembered
>be 6'2
>play a lot of basketball
>still feel inadequate and like a manlet when i'm playing
iktf manlet bros
who /189cms/ here
>>57357263
wheres the gif of this? after the pic he just awkwardly stands there while the girls sign his picture
>>57357444
This post was funnier than it had any right to be.
>>57357373
41 off 59 is fine though.
He's just playing second fiddle to Guptill right now, being someone who can stay in with him. He hasn't needed to go crazy due to Guptill scoring at a great pace.
If it were an England player it would be 41 off 108.
>>57357502
id rather they choke now tbh
windies saffers would be a great match
i can feel the racial tension from here
>>57357506
fuck off
>>57357491
The Zerogoose pasta gets girls wet tbh
girls love intelligent men
>>57357462
In Silico>Hold your Colour>Immersion
>>57357263
>6'0"
>5'11"
>full head between them
>>57357522
>windies saffers and india australia
But those are the matches I spent all summer watching
>>57357451
>>57357460
i literally dont know what im doing lel
just said she looked like a pornstar haha
> Just started watching
> Meme and other meme both out cheap
> NZ still rekkin it
Holes in the batting lineup they said
McMeme and Kane will have to deliver they said
Ausfags shitting themselves as we speak
>>57357537
tbqf both girls appear to have larger-than-normal heads
particularly the one on the right
330 runs target confirmed?
love love love
>England get knocked out
>World Cup becomes boring as fuck
>>57357546
keep going lad, sounds like your making headway
cap any funny bits and share with your /cric/ m8s if you get the chance
guppers 200 inc
>>57357548
would rather face nz then saffas tbh
Bring da motherfuckin wallop
Bring da motherfuckin wallop
Bring da mother, bring da motherfuckin wallop
Bring da motherfuckin wallop
GOATTILL
>>57357546
screencap pls.
>"Oh hey dere ye sheep dangerin batti bwoi nice likka runs ye get dere, ita be a shame if sum wan a chase dat"
>>57357561
how do you screenshot on a galaxy?
>>57357574
Saffers rely a lot more on a couple of players so if they have a bad day we're gonna win easy. NZ are pretty balanced.
>>57357509
168 here
WALLOP
>>57357546
jus b urself :)
>Guptil going to hit 150 before Taylor gets 50
LOL
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guptills about to meme himself out just watch
Jesus that was fucking effortless
he basically tapped that
>>57357576
memecullen catch the six from the gayle yo meme burst
>>57357587
Home button + power generally works.
>>57357467
>what the fuck is Holder
GOATILL
cheeky double century on the table lads
>>57357587
press the power button and the volume down button at the same time, works on all androids i think
where the fuck is michael holding
jesus this is brutal
>>57357587
Open the screen you'd like to capture.
Press and hold the standby key on the right side and the home button at the same time. Wait for the border around the screen to flash white.
>>57357365
>Are you an archaeologist?
Works everytime
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just got back from work lads whats the score
Curry can you please get the Aussies out so we don't have to beat them and hurt their feelings on their home soil in the finals?
GUPTILL ODI 300 WHEN?
why are there so many redditors in this thread?
I think taylor has realised how shit he is
that's why he ran two. Got them 11 extra runs if you think about it
GET IT GUPPY
>>57357626
225-2
38 overs
rpo 5.92
guptill sitting on 133 off 126 taylor at 42 off 61
WALLOP
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MAXIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
G u p p y
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Not bad tbh.
TAYLOR
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>>57357633
someone linked to a subreddit about short people hating themselves and this is now the longest i've ever spent on reddit, think i've become a redditor now tbh
THANK YOU BASED GUPPY
BTFO
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YES Ran out himself.
>>57357633
because all the /sp/artans are having a hoon on your mum.
AHAHAHAHA TAYLOR
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>new zealand
>a good cricketing team
pick one m8
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TAYLOR
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVER THINKIGN LMAO
YES THANK YOU GUPPY
GTFO TAYLOR
thank fuck
>>57357626
Go to sleep m8
>FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
He tried to run Guppy out holy fucking shit my sides.
>taylor runs himself out
holy shit,
TIDE TURNING
>>57357580
i will when she responds
>tfw shes 80ks away
whats the rule here? do we just toss matches that are to far away?
Faylor trying his best to get run out
Post your face when guppy scores 300.
what a clusterfuck of an innings that was
>GREAT NOW ANDERSON IS COMING IN
RUSS TAILHER
>guppy ignoring the runout order
based
guppy on fire + elliot
we got this lads
we anderson now
>>57357688
>>57357688
honestly, he tries every fucking game
Where was he even trying to run if the ball went so short and Gup didn't even budge?
>>57357692
Can you drive and are you that thirsty?
basically comes down to that tbh
fuck sitting on a train or bus to get there though
Tactical decision by Guptill
That was more important that his century
>taylor tries to run out guptill
>guppy has none of it
Good work
HA HA TIME FOR MAXIMUM MEMEAGE
BIG SCORE COMING LADS
Anderson 100 coming up
TIME FOR THE WALLOP
WE COLLAPSE NOW.
Taylor looked jelly tbh.
Good choice tbh
Elliot's pretty useless at this stage in the game, he's just there to save the fuckups
>>57357718
can drive and nah not really tbh
When will Taylor finally neck himself
swear to christ hes gonna run the world cup out against the saffers
What's the deal with all these betting commercials? Are there casinos everywhere in England or is it all online betting?
>>57357744
he can wallop a bit
not as good as anderson though
>dat selfie promo
fucking absolutely fuck off you fucking faggots
>BEN(I)N
>>57357721
>>57357724
run out one, shame on you
run out twice, shame on me
run out third time, fuck yourself
basically what happen
>>57357763
AUTISM
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>>57357763
>getting our slowest player out for the final 10
thank you based west india
GUPPPPPPPPY
To think I was giving him shit during the pool stages I'm so sorry gup
>>57357763
Jealous that WI can't meme as much as NZ?
Can guppy 200 today?
im bored lads
wish i had a gf or some friends tbh
>>57357782
literally showing taylor how to bat yourself into form
>>57357763
m8 im a direct ancestor of a governer of your shitty colony you better watch your fuckin mouth m8
>>57357797
No. Out at 187
>Anderson on instead of Elliot
Gonna be a great meme lads
>>57357826
did your bookie uncle tell you that?
>0 (4)
FUCK OFF ANDERSON
>>57357808
you and your governor can kill urself m8
>>57357808
*descendant
>>57357803
>implying we aren't your friends
>To compensate, the researchers, led by Michael Jennions of Australian National University, showed 105 young Australian women life-size computer-generated figures of nude men, varying the figures' flaccid penis size, height and shoulder-to-hip ratio. Height and shoulder-to-hip ratio have previously been shown as factors used by women to judge attractiveness. The computer simulations varied penis width in sync with length, so that all penises were proportional.
>The results revealed that women preferred taller men as well as high shoulder-to-hip ratios (meaning that the wider the shoulders were than the hip, the more attractive the man). Shoulder-to-hip ratio was a major determiner of attractiveness, accounting for 79.6 percent of the variation in hot-or-not ratings.
>tfw shitty shoulder-to-hip ratio
how do i fix it lads?
WHAT DO WE WANT?
>>57357849
>not being your own grand father
>>57357808
>m8 im a direct ancestor
nigga how old are you
>tfw finding out that I could still shitpost with my Bahamas flag with mobile data
Thank G*d, Canadian flag is gay as shit
>>57357869
MEMES
>>57357865
By killing yourself tbh
why is this ground small as fuck?
another one sided meme quarter final
thanks guptill you cunt
GUPPY THE LEGEND
/150/
>>57357898
are you black?
>>57357907
because the actual cricket ground in wellington isn't big enough to pay the jews
Champ Guppy
>>57357899
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM
>>57357907
because the corporate dicksuckers who run the professional sports industry in new zealand only really care about >rugger
![B-2OIi2WwAABvvH[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Sii7GS.jpg "B-2OIi2WwAABvvH[1].jpg")
>>57357918
>Benn is still being bowled
holder pls go
>YFW GUPPY ALONE GOT MORE THAN ENGLEL DID AGAINST NZ IN THEIR ENTIRE INNINGS
