FOR CENTURIES MAN HAS PONDERED WHY NO LIFE FORMS FROM OUTER SPACE HAVE CONTACTED US, THE HUMANS OF EARTH.
NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS THAT SINCE OUR EARLY TELEVISION AIRWAVES HAVE BEGUN TO REACH OTHER SOLAR SYSTEMS, THAT ALIENS MAY BE WATCHING OUR OWN BROADCASTS BEAMED DEEP INTO OUTER SPACE.
THEY MUST HAVE RECEIVED AN EARLY EAGLES GAME AND DEEMED THE PLANET FUTILE AND WORTHLESS.
>IGGLES >ZERO VALUABLE RESOURCES >IGGLES >ZERO VALUABLE RESOURCES >IGGLES >ZERO VALUABLE RESOURCES >IGGLES >ZERO VALUABLE RESOURCES
THIS IS THE HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE, IT CAN SEE FURTHER INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE UNIVERSE THAN ANY OTHER INSTRUMENT CREATED BY MANKIND.
DESPITE THEIR SEARCHING, SCIENTISTS HAVE YET TO FIND A BASEBALL TEAM THAT HAS LOST MORE GAMES IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE THAT THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES.
>IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
>LILLIES >IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
>LILLIES >IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
>LILLIES >IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
>LILLIES
lel
REPORTED
jej
>>56473033
philthy pls go
Awww shit
>LILLIES
>RYAN COWARD
>EAGLES
>DREAM TEAM
>FLOIRS
>CHEESEFUCKING
A NEW STUDY FROM PHILADELPHIA SHOWS THAT CHILDREN OF EAGLES PLAYERS HAVE A HARD TIME MAINTAINING GOOD GRADES IN SCIENCE CLASSES.
THEY HAVE DIFFICULTY IDENTIFYING SATURN AS A PLANET, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN A RING BEFORE.
>0 (ZERO) LOMBARDI TROPHIES >DADDY WHY DOES THAT PLANET GET A RING AND WE DON'T >0 (ZERO) LOMBARDI TROPHIES >DADDY WHY DOES THAT PLANET GET A RING AND WE DON'T >0 (ZERO) LOMBARDI TROPHIES >DADDY WHY DOES THAT PLANET GET A RING AND WE DON'T >0 (ZERO) LOMBARDI TROPHIES >DADDY WHY DOES THAT PLANET GET A RING AND WE DON'T
>>56472699
ahhh yeahhhhh
ITS ONLY BEEN A MONTH
IM NOT READY FOR THIS YET
>>56473076
lol
This may be the original
>>56472699
i loled
>>56472699
>>56472919
>>56473076
It's like Carl Sagan is pushing my shit in.
>>56473127
nah its this guy
https://twitter.com/JamesRustle/status/565333062490554368
Fucking kek
WARREN SAPP WAS CHARGED WITH ANOTHER ASSAULT AFTER THE SUPER BOWL. HE NOW HAS SO MANY BATTERIES THAT HE HAS BEEN NAMED AN HONORARY PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES FAN.
ASTRONOMERS HAVE IDENTIFIED A BIZARRE D-CELL-SHAPED GROUP OF STARS, AND REFER TO IT AS THE LILLIES NEBULA. PERSONALLY I DON'T SEE IT.
>THEY KEEP THROWING AND THROWING AND THROWING AND THROWING AND THROWING AND THROWING AND THROWING AND THROWING...
10/10
>>56473226
Boooooo. I don't even see Orson.
Poor effort m8
THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH THE PLANET PLUTO. NEITHER HAS A RING, AND BOTH DESERVE TO BE THROWN OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
>DWARF PLANET >PLUTODELPHIA >DWARF PLANET >PLUTODELPHIA >DWARF PLANET >PLUTODELPHIA >DWARF PLANET >PLUTODELPHIA
>naming your sports teams after cheese
kek
>>56473378
>Pluto deserves to be thrown out of the solar system
Enough.jpg
A LONGSTANDING MYTH HAS BEEN THAT THE EARTH'S MOON IS MADE OUT OF CHEESE. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THE ONLY ASTRONAUT IN NASA'S SPACE PROGRAM FROM PHILADELPHIA TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SURFACE DURING A LUNAR LANDING.
>CHEESADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING >CHEESADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING >CHEESADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING >CHEESADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Yesssssssss
>>56473378
>THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH THE PLANET PLUTO. NEITHER HAS A RING, AND BOTH DESERVE TO BE THROWN OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
>>56473076
BTFO
10/10 gg
GOOD GOD MY SIDES HAVE GONE SUPERNOVA
EVEN ON ANOTHER PLANET THAT MAY CONTAIN LESS GRAVITY THEREFORE MAKING HIM LIGHTER AND MORE AGILE, RYAN HOWARD WILL STILL NEVER PLAY COMPETITIVE BASEBALL AGAIN.
>WENT DOWN LIKE THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA >LILLIES >WENT DOWN LIKE THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA >LILLIES >WENT DOWN LIKE THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA >LILLIES >WENT DOWN LIKE THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA >LILLIES
>tfw your team isn't in the NFC East and you can never fully appreciate OWG threads
>>56473837
>that file name
>>56473170
snitches get stitches
hilarious thread 15/10
thank you philly hater
>this is a wealthy neighborhood in Philadelphia
>>56473076
Holy fucking shit
>>56472699
>>56473033
>>56473199
>>56473588
>>56473378
>>56473076
>that filename
>NOOOO-000000-OOOO RINGS
>>56473076
Sides in orbit
>>56473076
>mein sides
Posting
>>56473076
REKT
>>56473076
my fucking sides
thank you based OWG
>its an orson welles thread
Thank you based OWG
Don't stop
>it's an OWG thread
B
A
S
E
D
>OWG
I've missed you so much, OWG. The original OWG >Phillies threads were some of the best threads ever on /sp/.
>>56473495
Orson needs to be the moon in this instead of being the kid.
>>56475374
Nah, the current one works better with the corresponding post. And the fact that it takes a second to find him makes it more amusing.
>>56473495
christ this pic
>>56473076
Jesus Christ, RIP Philadelphia.
Will filthydelphia ever recover from this? Do they even have internet? Are they white?
>>56475781
None of the above.
OWG, stop, he's already dead
>>56473076
>6 years of /sp/ and you still post these
maximum over kek
>>56473226
>HE NOW HAS SO MANY BATTERIES THAT HE HAS BEEN NAMED AN HONORARY PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES FAN.
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>OWG thread
THE GREAT ONE HAS RETURNED
>A Phiilies fan face when he realizes he is a fan of the phillies.
>>56473076
Saturn may have gained another ring as my sides have been shot into deep space.
>>56472699
Don't stop OWG
We need more of your wisdom
>>56473226
MY SIDES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED INTO OUTER SPACE
>>56472699
>>56472919
>>56473076
>>56473226
>>56473378
>>56473495
>>56473837
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING BASED?
>FILTHADELPHIA BTF0rings
Never forget the time OWG was on QVC
>>56473033
>>56475970
>"Never worn!"
>>56475991
Make it say
No rings
>>56475970
>Never worn!
Comedy platinum
>>56475970
>Never worn
Stop, stop holy shit I cant take this anyone.
Please stay OWG you are the most based person in /sp/ history
It never gets old
The art museum one was the best OWG thread ever
>mfw filthydelphia is so irrelevant, I forgot it even existed as a city until now.
Reminder that OWG blew WSGS so far the fuck out that he stopped tripfagging on this board
FOR CENTURIESSSS
Is Bill Burr the OWG?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNnkDjMVJqE
>>56476107
>Gay sex has broken down
My sides have left the space time continuum
>>56472699
>tfw scrolled over this thread 5 times before realizing who it was
>>56473076
>>56476107
was this the GOAT OWG thread?
>>56473033
>>56476107
who was wsgs?
>OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD >OWG THREAD
>>56473033
>A "human" from philly posted this from the library, they are to poor to afford computers.
TYBOWG
>>56476176
It was as far as I am concerned.
CAPTCHA: bjdid
>>56476264
most cancerous filthy trip ever
>>56473076
/fucking thread. I'm dying
My sides seriously hurt
>>56473076
10/10
TYBOWG
>OWG thread
>>56472699
9/10
>>56473319
the constellation is a battery you idiot
it's actually an amazing effort
>>56476136
>you fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about
das it mane
>>56472699
holy shit my sides.
>OWG returned
All is right with the world
>there will never be another FMM thread
Why does OWG hate Philly so much?
>>56479857
Because it's hilarious.
Pisting in Eric's bread
Bumping the eternal OWG thread
>There are people like this who still hate on based OWG
Let's take a moment to laugh at them.
>>56473076
Holy shit
REKT
E
K
T
B
R
A
V
OWG
>>56479857
Butthurt Mets fan
Has someone screencapped this for future generations to come?
>>56476107
>tfw the archive went due to hotpocketta man spamming cheese pizza
Is there an OWG archive?
>>56473076
holy fuck
toasting in epic bread
>>56486901
The literal sperglord who spams threads about the janitors is the one who posts C(P)
>>56488130
I still need OWG classics.
>>56490149
I think I got it
>>56490186
K, Im' throwing it back
>>56488320
Here.
This is the only one I have on hand, but it's one of the best.
>>56494654
>WSGS memorial
I can't believe I missed that thread
>>56473076
Who /Dallas/ here?
>>56494881
>He blew WSGS the fuck out so hard that after that day he stopped using that name
IS THERE NO STOPPING HOW BASED OWG CAN BE?
>>56472699
>being so obsessed with Philadelphia and its sports teams you need to dedicate 7 years of your life posting meme on a sports board of a japanese anime forum
YOU are the one who is truly pathetic "orson welles guy." Reported you for off topic, btw. New 4chan leadership and the mods here won't allow shitposting like this anymore.
As I'm sure my post will be replied to with a bunch of greentexting autists I'm leaving this thread and not giving you anymore attention. Faggot.
>>56495167
Announcing that you reported a post is a bannable offense, retard.
>>56495167
>THE FANS OF PHILTHLELDELPHIA
>>56495167
>>56495167
You are this salty.
TYBOWG
How blown out can one city get?
>>56495167
>>56495167
Ahahahahahahaha
Thank you based OWG
>>56495167
>actually being from philthydelphia
TYBOWG
>>56495167
>the primitive filthadelphian doesn't understand criticism or banter. When threatened it either vomits, hurls batteries or squeels like a stuck sow as it ejaculates bile onto his sisters distended meat curtins and calls it a "philly cheese steak"
>Honestly the best thing you can do for this sad creature is castrating him by kicking his sister in the mouth. For fuck's sake, their folk hero, Rocky Balboa is a fictional boxer whose statue is outside of the museum of art; presumably because no one in filthy could find a ring.
>I don't this semen slurping city is for me guys.
>OWG Thread
It's like I'm back in college.
>>56473076
TYBOWG
5 star thread
>WSGS will never ever get BTFO again
>>56473076
FIVE STAR BANT NIGGA
Reminder that we were visited by owg last night
owg is the baron of banter
>OWG style content will never come back to /sp/ due to autistic moderation
Oh well. I guess I will just disguise some shitposting in a general somewhere
>Orson Welles guy
As shitty and Overmodded and no-fun-allowed as this board has gotten in the last year, it's awesome to see these threads still around. We love you OWG.
>>56473226
>HE NOW HAS SO MANY BATTERIES THAT HE HAS BEEN NAMED AN HONORARY PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES FAN.
wat
anyone got a cap of the paintings one
>>56495167
>THE VOMIT COATED, RINGLESS, JAILHOUSE STADIUM, NECKBEARDED SMARK SHANTYTOWN OF PHILTHADELPHIA
>>56495167
anti OWG pls
>>56502079
Feels good inc.
>>56495167
>THIS BUTTBLASTED
OWG, Peyton MANning, OSG, and FMM are forever the GOAT /sp/artans. I'll never forget you, my comrades.
nope, the electromagnetic waves will have travelled nowhere near enough distance you fucking idiot
>>56496339
>malicious shitposting =/= banter
>>56504503
>malicious shitposting
>malicious
>shitposting
malicious: characterized by malice; intending or intended to do harm.
if your being harmed by shitposting, there might be something wrong with you
>>56504503
>>>/reddit/
>>56504503
>malicious
Sorry about your fee fees getting hurt, anon. Ya fuggin cuck.
>>56504503
>malicious shitposting
>>56504503
>malicious shitposting
IS THIS NIGGER SERIOUS
http://www.csnphilly.com/blog/700-level/whoops-riley-cooper-adorns-eagles-calendar-during-black-history-month
>filthadelphia
>>56504503
Welcome to 4chan faggot. Now gtfo
>>56504503
>malicious shitposting
>malicious
kek
>>56504503
good lord I'm crying here
fucking malicious shitposting guys
>>56504503
Should we provide a trigger warning before our malicious shitposts, sunshine?
>>56504503
That's the cherry on top of this wonderful thread
>>56505112
can't determine intent through a monitor, anon
>>56473076
>>56505757
I've seen enough To Catch a Predator to know you're full of shit. :^)
>>56505808
then prove OP is just fucking around and doesn't actually hate Philadelphia
>>56475125
Wow I forgot all about /gym/, so glad that died
ORSON ORSON ORSON ORSON ORSON ORSON
>>56473076
my fucking sides
>this entire thread
God I'm glad OP isn't a pat hater because he is a god tier Jimmy Rustler.
>>56504503
>malicious shitposting
>>56473076
>>56473864
>mfw I don't know that feel
>>56505927
>tfw owg isn't after your team... yet
Daily reminder that I will not let this thread die
Thank you based OWG
>>56473076
Post of the year so far.
>>56473076
Ok I am a Philly fan and this is hilarious. I don't care if OWG hates on us, we philths love it
>>56472699
I missed you you cunt where were you
jesus christ I love these threads
Where's the CP spammer from Chicago when you need him most.
>>56506526
>Pedodelphia
>>56481289
literlaly blown the fuck out
fuck phillies
best part is the guy actually genuinely disliked phillidelphia
>>56495167
after all these years
phillies still get mad and assincinerated
how is this remotely possible
>>56473076
FUCKING CHRIST
WILL PHILTHY EVER RECOVER?
>>56473076
O I AM LAFFIN
>>56473076
You should have saved that one for last man. I got got.
>>56473076
get fuck faoot
>>56509621
>city of brotherly love
FLIP
FLIP
FLIPADELPHIA
fuckin OWG, i loved orsonworld and the art gallery thread but this takes the fucking cake
>>56510830
Anyone got a screencap of the art gallery thread? I fucking loved that one.
>>56506653
It's no coincidence that pedophilia and Philadelphia sound so alike.
>Pedodelphia
>>56510830
>tfw OWG will never post the entire orsonworld map
Shut the fuck up with the fake overreacting, this shit wasn't even funny
>>56511186
Filthydelphia detected
>>56511186
>PHILTHADELPHIANS
>>56473076
damn nigga.....
OW G... If you're still here, please do an albums cove based thread eventually. Also save and post your old threads. U da best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk
>Philthy
>>56472699
>>56472919
>>56473076
>>56473226
>>56473378
>>56473495
>>56473837
>these filenames
BASED OWG
This isn't damage control...
Am I the only Philly fan on /sp/ who loves OWG? It's literally the only thing I look forward to after a typically losing season.
>>56511529
>all this damage control
if people could please dump all the screencaps of owg that would be much appreciated
>>56511186
You're from shitadelphia, aren't you anon?
>>56509621
>>56510396
>>56511588
Does it matter? Even if I am, which I'm not, I would admit if it was funny but this ain't it, in fact its not just this garbage thread, it's the Orson Welles meme altogether
>>56511164
nigga i want him to post a rct save we can download and play
>>56511779
the orson welles meme only happened because of this guy...
>>56511779
>being this philly
>>56511186
Someone get me a beer, this post is salty as fuck
>>56511779
>this assblasted philthy nigger
>>56511779
>>56511186
>>56506526
>philthy is THIS mad
>>56511779
no need to get charged up, duracell.
>>56511779
>I'll show you, I-I'll show all of ya!
REMINDER THAT SHITPOSTING OFFENDS FILTHADELPHIANS
>>56511779
hello shackman
>you will never visit Philly so you can wear an Orson mask to a Lillies/Iggles game and get caught on camera while they're losing, becoming the most ebin meme on spee
>>56512458
>voluntarily wishing bodily harm upon yourself
nigga you wouldn't make it past the gate
>>56512486
>implying anyone at the game would get the reference
as long as you're not screaming FUCK THE PHILLIES LOL BATTERIES you'd be fine
>>56512502
>implying they won't collectively puke on you for being white
>>56473076
archive this shit, comedy gold right here
Let this stupid ass thread die,its been up for days and the same retards bump it like every hour. I thought trolling was against the rules, but this troll thread is still fucking up.
>>56512968
>WSGS
>>56473076
THIS IS WHY I COME TO /sp/
TYBOWG
Long Live OWG
Long Suck Filthadelphia
So is OWG a cowgirl fan, or gnats fan?
I'm leaning towards cowgirl since I haven't seen anything about 18-1 using this strand of autism.
>>56512968
Too late saved as a pdf. It will live on.
>>56512968
> [241 replies, 110 images, 144 unique posters]
and one butthurt faggot >>>(You)
>>56513093
It was initially a Pirates or Mets fan ( I forget which) posting against the Phillies and it kind of morphed into all of Philadelphia's sports. Now its also an anti-philly meme that other people take up, sort of like the Bat Symbol of shitposting. There are a lot of people under the cowl.
>>56512968
lights out in the shack, kevin
>>56513130
I thought he was a barves fan
+ 1 unique poster
>>56495167
>greentexting autists
I don't think you suck iggles..
Has someone archived this thread yet?
If not, someone go do that and post a link here.
This needs to be saved for future generations.
>>56512968
complains about people bumping thread
>bumps thread complaining about people bumping thread
>>56513314
Philthadelphians are not very smart.
Please be kind to them.
>>56513130
>bat symbol for shitposting
>>56513093
Braves fan actually
>>56513314
>not realizing that the people pretending to be at orson are just trying to get people to meme arrow them and bump this thread
^
>>56511779
Eatdatpussy is that you?
>american humour
