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>>69573813
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Soccerway warrior here to help you lose money. Not going to write analysis as you won't read it. Here's some matches for Sunday.
Value Bankers:
>Belarus Division 1
>{FK Gomel} v FK Gomelzheldortrans @ 1.57
>Brazil Serie A
>{Corinthians} v Sao Paulo @ 1.85
>Brazil Serie C
>{Botafogo SP} v Macaé Esporte FC @ 1.44
>China Division 1
>{Xinjiang Tianshan} v Qingdao Jonoon @ 1.90
And here's some complete meme picks from the Iceland Premier League that have odds way out of line, be wary of these:
>{ÍA Akranes} v Valur Reykjavík @ 4.00
>{Vikingur Ólafsvik} v Stjarnan @ 3.20
I have the home teams as strong favourites, but the bookies beg to differ apparently. I'm having a tiny punt on these for fun. If anyone who actually watches Icelandic football could tell me how I'm being retarded, please be my guest.
>>69580180
are these 7/10 + bets?
>>69580301
How the fuck did you know they were 7/10+?
>>69580317
He asked you to rate how confident your are about those bets over 10
>>69580301
Although let me amend that, I have the Iceland games at 6+ out of 10.
Lads should I hedge this?
>>69580330
Sorry lads, extremely tired. But I'm not the one crunching the numbers here so it's all good. Yeah it's 7/10 for confidence, or 70%+ chance to win in my estimation.
>>69580335
shouldn't you hedge any 100+ bet?
>>69580350
Back from France already Derfell? What are your thoughts on the Lieberman crisis?
>>69580180
Also Brazil Serie C games gets fixed from time to time, I won't bet on a game that is gives 1.44 odds.
>>69580483
Yeah, a Brazilian posted saying that last time I posted picks for Serie C. Personally I'll still bet on it until I'm below expectations in that league, but I'll put a disclaimer next time I post Serie C picks.
>>69580569
Never bet in Serie C
The players receive minimum wage, which is low as hell here in Brazil, the clubs take advantage of that and they sell matches regularly
Anyway, anyone got insight on Melbourne Knights v Bentleigh Greens?
>>69580623
Fuck, if the Serie C is that bad, what the fuck is the Serie D and the state leagues like?
>>69580483
which one are you tailing?
>>69580677
The one being mentioned here >>69580180
Evening lads
>>69580670
They are mostly amateur, most have day jobs as construction workers, etc.
Aussies, is it safe to go big on Bentleigh?
>>69580688
following all of em?
>>69580733
No. I am just telling you that when you are considering Serie C games. Not betting for awhile now or at most placing penny bets due to losing a huge one a few days ago. Just here for the banter.
>>69580716
Should be. Bentleigh played Melbourne in a cup match a few days ago and won 2-1 using a very weakened squad from their typical one.
>>69580761
Also should be worth nothing that Melbourne played their full strength side in that cup match. Melbourne haven't had a rock solid defensive set up all season so they just have to rely on one of the few players they have up front who is any decent to score.
>>69580716
So did you
Namaste
Cannot wait for the 12-6 running water slot.
>>69581136
i did :)
>>69581214
Put a tenner on them. A win is win but it still only 13 minutes.
>>69581209
my indian friends hate india, how is it for you? Personally I love curry so I would love to eat the authentic curry with fecal bacteria, trace of sewerage waste and a touch of hatred for muslims
>>69581269
Whelp. It is free money. I am on a "break" technically till next month so I am not placing any bets above a tenner.
>>69581136
Yeah, on Dota 2 cosmetics here http://dota2.vpgame.com/match/10051750.html?category=dota
>>69581277
Aussie leagues are good money my friend. Pretty much every team posts lineups pre match and you get a good amount of research done since the FA here has been pushing these second tier state leagues. Sometimes stupid shit happens but that happens in every league really
>>69581257
Mumbai's all right but I'm in a village right now that only gets six hours running water if lucky.
Main newspapers pretty pro trump pro brexit v v interesting
>>69581331
So did you actually get deported Juve cause I never know with you
>>69581209
Forgot my trip pmsl
>>69581339
visa expired hence why I couldn't work
>>69581351
Didn't even know you were Indian. Tbf I only started coming back to /bet/ two weeks ago
>>69581351
very unfortunate will you get it back?
Tbh, you would get bad money comparatively but would you not live a comfortable middle class life with your british qualifications?
>pro trump pro brexit v v interesting
I guess india's conservative? Maybe its because most indians hate muslims
>>69581282
What
>>69581308
could you get tt? would love to tail you
>>69581487
https://tipstertube.com/profile/auswell
Started a new account solely for tipping aussie football. Not gonna do any real write ups cause line ups normally get posted about 20 minutes before
>>69581507
>https://tipstertube.com/profile/auswell
love the peanut pumpkin
>>69581528
NSW and Victorian Leagues are the best I've found, since the best Aussie footballing talent is normally produced there these days. Taz is pretty good with the Tassie league though
>>69581465
I bet using cosmetics and cashout via paypal
>>69581559
do you use soccerway?
>>69581575
Only to check the ladder and scorelines. Not really good for much else
wew lads looks like i'm winning 200 dollars
>>69581653
hows life in brazil? what do you do?
>>69581734
It's alright i guess, i don't have to worry with crime rate because i live in a small town
I'm a college student
Cannons v South Melbourne?
Guide my money Strayans
>>69581282
oh my god i actually missed that
that was a 10/10 special i would have made a fucking RAKE
>>69581921
It's good to bet there because honestly speaking a huge part of the people just bet outside of Dota and CSGO based on odds that people who actually care make, not even doing basic research, hence the odds
>>69581948
how do you cash out lad
>>69581948
>>69581954
I fucked up the format pretty badly i'm sorry it's 5 am here
i cash out selling the cosmetics on Lootmarket, money goes to paypal
J league starts in an hour, any tips lads?
>>69581993
Check liebermanns acca
>>69582119
I'm still here. Not getting bullied away. Matches start in 30 minutes.
>>69582119
where?
>>69581993
i did this, so far so good
>>69581993
>>69582119
>>69582129
This is it. Only thing I'm uncertain about is the Hiroshima game. Not that I don't think Yokohama FM won't win, but they've had some weird ass odds given to them.
>>69582139
cheers
>>69582139
hey i'm new to this but is Niigata really that safe?
it's 0.95 here http://dota2.vpgame.com/match/10051777.html?category=dota
Liebermann SUCH a character.
>>69582171
It's Japan, so we won't ever know; but they almost beat one of the top teams last week, so they can definitely do some damage.
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>>69582198
Would love to do a psycho analysis on him
Wish I could choke out Jap moot
Got high hopes about Auswell lids, think he could become the new king of bet
>>69582263
I'll psycho analyse your mum
>>69582262
your bet is poop
Reminder that SP IS /bet/ and /bet/ is sp
>>69582198
>Albania being an authority on characters
pmsl
oh shit why are there goals in the urawa game, its pissing down there
>>69582334
Please explain. Are you a UK or Indian national? Did you just come here for uni? Or are you UK national who went to India for some volunteering?
>>69582350
>>69582334
>>69582273
It's becoming more and more clear that these 3 trips are the same person
>>69582334
How was "my visa expired so I can't work" a long story?
Acca ruined by a cheeky bloater. Ah well.
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>69582371
It's like they gave up on scoring the 4th goal
>>69582408
Yeah, it's a shame this game went the way it went. I'm still really curious how that Hiroshima game will turn out though. I didn't put money on it, but it would've been free money according to my own predictions.
>>69582350
v v complex situation
Not ruined for me, I took all your selections but put them as DNB. Only a quid on for fun though.
>>69582432
So tell us it then you nonce
>>69582432
give us a summary, you should be able to simplify it considering you know so many words through being a voracious reader
been away with no internet for the last two weeks lids, did I miss anything?
>>69582529
Two Mackers LARGES
>>69582529
loads, it's a v v complex situation/long story so i can't tell you about it though
>>69582529
Trips dying.
>>69582503
I'm volunteering in loo installation
rofl Sendair ;_;
>>69582587
What have you got for J league?
>>69582593
This: >>69582139. But I really have to go through these matches this week to figure out what went wrong. First match we got memed though, ask >>69582408. However, there are more inconsistencies which I will have to figure out.
Do l cash out 1 cent?
Today my team, which is first in the bb league, lost against a mid-table team, and this dude was spamming our facebook pages
Betting without knowledge, not even once
>>69582610
Is that an acc?
>>69582636
Yes. I try one every week with Jap matches.
>>69582644
Looking dire senpai
>>69582671
Yup, very. Already lost it. I guess I'll have to dig deep this week to figure out why things went the way it went. On the other hand, my main goal was to go for the Hiroshima match which had ridiculous odds at the starts.
>>69582671
However, I've found a favourite Japanese team though. Albirex play with such heart.
rofl Albirex missing a penalty... what's going on?
>>69582633
Did they rotate?
>betstars
PMSL.
>>69582745
Their captain is injured and their foreigner (the best in the league by far) got injured during the match
Not only that but everyone who follows basketball knows that this is one of the only two or three matches in the league that my team could lose. Home team is way too strong at their venue.
>>69582753
Lift your sack and spread your buttcheeks
>>69582753
pmsl
>>69582753
Pretty routine desu
1 corner in the next 11 minutes and I'm on a 7 in a row streak.
>>69582767
Also the spread was 12.5. The worst priced match in the league in weeks. I suppose several local shrewdies made a lot of money... though I didn't see the line move so who knows, probably latinbasket users thought this was a lock. Lmao
>>69582753
we will need a fresh semen and fecal verification sample. Please wrap it in foil 5 times, then place it in a styrofoam container with 500 ml of dry ice.
We'll need a dried cat feet for safe delivery attached on the lower right corner that is adjacent to the manufacturing label
>>69582800
PLEASE start tipping again, maybe you should make a tt ;)
>>69582791
the second and last request are a bit excessive. and i thought 365 was over the top a bit, kek.
imagine if their database with all the passport photos get leaked.
>>69582808
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Not sure about this ARP tip, don't think I'm going to get #ON
>>69582814
I tripled my bank last month so I decided to up my stakes, but then lost 3 in a row (a bad one, a mediocre one, and an actually good one) and my bank took a sensible hit, so my confidence went down
I don't think I could make a tipstertube though as it's very rare to see a prestake valuebet. This was an extreme misprice. At the start of the league there were several over/unders but now they're adjusted properly too. What I do most is check spreads inplay and predict good +handis and overs, some of those lines last merely seconds. Sorry
>>69582408
I think this is turning out to be a J League Meme Weekend.
>>69582798
Wahey! 7 streak, 2nd best on TT. (If I was public)
This Hiroshima match.
Thinking about jumping on this
>>69582633
>Bunda
kek
>>69582927
The Kashima game was total aids
>>69582951
Yup.
>>69582269
I honestly do not want this pressure
>>69582951
The main question I'm trying to figure out right now is why Niigata, for example, was almost able to beat the current 2nd place and can't win against a team that is 2 places below them right now. This league is pretty weird.
>>69582870
Yeah, so many draws
>>69582936
Why are you jumping on it?
>>69582968
dont worry lid
Even my DNB version of the J-League Accy lost
>>69583054
I know, it's been a total memefest.
Even Guangzhou Evergrande is losing. I would have gone large on that. What a meme day.
Did anyone here actually bet on that O/U IMDB rating for Ghostbusters?
>>69583099
They concede in the first half so often, almost always come back
Does this mean my 7 in a row won is just a meme?
Overs is a shout in the Koln game, but I don't expect them to concede desu, they've kept clean sheets in every friendly so far and look solid at the back
>>69583235
111111
Small on Guangzhou DNB
>>69583331
Not sure which site you are using but the line is still 1 for Guangzhou on Asia.
>>69583331
>not smed
Also on rt9 corners for a small
>>69583363
Same bet la
>>69583378
What? -1 isn't the same as DNB.
>>69583386
How is it not? They're losing 1-0
>>69583386
It is when they're one behind
>>69583369
>doing anything other than a small on fixed chicky meme leagues
>>69583400
>>69583403
Doesn't AH "set" the score at 0-0 no matter the timing and scoreline when you place it live? What is going on?
>>69583430
Yeah but if a team is down 1-0, DNB and -1 are the same. If it's a draw you get a void, if it's a win for your team you get a win
>>69583386
-1 AH that is, not -1 EH.
>>69583430
Yes. And -1 down at 0:0 is the same as 1 down at 1:0, you see? Or rather 0:-1 == 1:0
anyone else going all in on mets?
>>69583451
>>69583449
Ah I get it. I thought you meant DNB disregarding the 1:0 scoreline.
>shit365 won't let me deposit
W T F
>>69583488
They're doing you a favour m8
Odds are sometimes different though and I never quite know why (AH normally slightly better).
Same as -0.5 before kick off sometimes being different from 1x2
>>69583488
>jew365 not wanting funds
Wow never thought I'd see the day desu
>>69583510
Asians are more generous
>>69583518
Yeah, but why is this?
>>69583497
>>69583511
Withdrew all of it recently, wanted to put some back but all I'm getting is a message "unable to process your request" with all deposit methods
>>69583526
>>69583518
because the asian market is more competitive. More addicts
>>69583533
Said the guy on a thread full of western addicts
Can I have someone else make the deposit?
>>69583561
Where's Juveguy when you need him?
Nvm, Jerome from the live chat was very glad to help me make the deposit..
>>69583628
Made a deposit on your wife too amirite
>>69583639
v v good post
>>69583639
As long as I get to watch.....
>yfw you realise Big Phil is the Guangzhou manager
What the fuck happened to him lids, pmsl
>>69583704
>le disloyal greedy brazilian man
>>69583742
Jesus, he's worse than Dick Advocaat.
So has Jackson Martinez been any good in the Chinese league yet
>>69583704
They look so dire atm
>>69583764
>advocaat
need to buy another bottle 2bh.
Delbonis 1/2 live vs Fognini. By all accounts Delbo choked the 3rd set and Fognini is super kanckered after playing about 8 hours in the last two days
>>69583798
Shit tastes absolutely horrible.
>>69583801
Even if Delbo loses the 4th set, more and more play can only favor him.
>>69583805
i really like it. best thing to come out of your country.
>>69583805
At every family gathering or party where old folks are I see grannies get absolutely shitfaced from that stuff.
>>69583837
>>69583833
Yeah, it's an old people's drink. They add a bit of whipped cream and get drunk off it.
NEED that Guangzhou goal
lads, is /r/soccerbetting and /r/sportsbook full of mugs or not?
Down to a tenner. NEED someone to do a 10-100 challenge
>>69583851
WEW LAD
>>69583844
pmsl. no fucks given fæm.
>>69583860
andy robson or charlie king will help you.
:^)
GUANGZHOU
B I G P H I L
>>69583855
it really isnt bad. a fair few people have mlb models on sportsbook
GUANG
ZHOU
>Lieberman is still here and people are still interacting with him despite him being confirmed as a psychotic autist
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69583210
> almost always come back
yep yep
>>69583896
Who made you Dr Phil?
>>69583855
From what I've seen it's literally just people discussing mainstream and doing 'parlays' and betting on NBA
>>69583896
Same as Euan desu
Based guangzhou
Holy fuck.
Having a really hard time finding J League 1 playbacks lads.
Anyone on Guangzhou should cash out
>>69583909
Good post
>>69583896
He could be an alien set on destroying the entire planet for all I care, as long as he's making me money.
>>69583977
Sorry if I haven't been able to do that today.
>>69583898
FUMING. Only got on DC.
>>69583896
VERY confused he's so pro-EU and anti-immigration.
>>69584003
wat
>>69583999
That was the safe bet. Didn't see the second goal coming tbqh
Pmsl. Got banned for "doxxing" a right wing psycho shitposter. Not sure the jani understands.
>>69584003
It's strange that Trump has such a fanbase abroad desu
>>69584024
This. VERY strange man.
Probably stranger that he is mentioning me by name to 40k followers.
>>69584021
Let's leave politics out of this. I'm here for sports, not for politics.
>>69584043
Pmsl, you actually watch the games you gamble on?
so inefficient lid.
Liverpool lineup posted when
>>69584021
Janny SUCH a prick
>>69584057
Not all of them.
>>69584043
Think I'll pass pal. You are a very strange, dangerous, unstable little man that contributes nothing. Please leave this thread forever. We don't want your kind here.
>no America flag
>trump discussion
For what purpose?
>>69584059
http://www.lfchistory.net/SeasonArchive/Game/2015
Didn't Wigan play Man Utd yesterday?
Liverpool @ 1.5 value desu?
SO, what's the hot tip in any upcoming games?
Anything looking cheeky?
What's a 0 handicap?
>>69584081
No idea man, I'm here for betting and sports. I don't care about anything else here. Hence I said let's leave politics out of it.
>>69584087
They did.
>>69584081
USA president = President of the world
effects us all lad
>>69584097
Same as DNB
>>69584081
>Being non-American
>obsessively supporting Trump
Very very dangerous
>>69580180
Apologies to any lads on Xinjiang, they shit the bed early on and couldn't come back.
If Gomel up next don't win it's the gallows for me.
>>69584024
you do politics, don't you? right wing popularity in european countries is increasing.
and he has a favourable approval rating in israel.
>>69584105
I agree. That is why I don't support either candidates.
>>69584100
Then why did you mention Euan's twitter handle in a tweet? It was obvious it was gonna out you. And you're still tweeting about him today.
just going to keep backing everton slags, some quality there.
>>69584118
Any candidate that hates Muslims and want more power to Israel is supported in Israel
>>69584118
Hass does lefty politics he is clueless about what normal people actually think. His professor probably told him Trump is hitler and all Leave voters are racist pmsl.
>>69584138
Let's forget this and move on.. I think Euan can stand up for himself.
>>69584151
i know. wasn't sure if hassan was aware.
>>69584154
top kek
Corinthians odd looking decent
>>69584197
Is the Brazilian lad around?
>>69584118
>and he has a favourable approval rating in israel.
Not surprising. He's always been very pro Israel, his daughter's Jewish.
And I think it's very strange to spend your free time campaigning and masturbating as a Dutchman over a American 'politician'
Since we're never expecting teams with Arsenal in their name to win games, a 1X2 on CSKA Moscow - Arsenal Tula sounds like a safe bet.
>>69584213
Why are you politics shaming?
>>69584154
You're utterly clueless if you think that's what studying Political Science entails.
>>69584213
Because supporting trump is more than supporting a politician. It is supporting the idea behind his rise to power. His push against political correctness and against terrorism. It is so easy to see why people support him.
>>69584245
Agreed. Hence I support Wilders, Farage and others too.
>>69584245
It's more about picking someone who's not a career politician, for example in my country a mentally ill person ran for president and he didn't finish last
>It is so easy to see why people support him
Can agree with you there. But Liebermann is right, this isn't the place to discuss politics, can't deal with another ban
Confirmed #LFC team v @LaticsOfficial: Karius, Randall, Matip, Lovren, Flanagan, Ejaria, Stewart, Brannagan, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino
England worth a cheeky tenner if you can still get them @ 2
Let's end this /pol/ talk. I am here to lose money not my sanity anyway.
>>69584292
#on
>>69584298
Please don't lose money.
>>69584287
Who are they playing? That looks quite a flimsy lineup desu.
>>69584310
What's your reasoning on the Genk match? They have a Europa League match in 4 days, they'll probably field reserves or something like that against Eindhoven, no?
>>69584324
Wigan who played yesterday against Man U. Only reason it looks decent desu
>>69584310
Too late. Already lost a big sum so I am on a break placing penny bets for fun till next month.
>>69584327
Yeah, you're right, but Eindhoven is really shit. It's not PSV 'Eindhoven' they're playing against, but some shitty 2nd league team. I'm feeling quite confident that Genk will win.
>>69584324
Should be enough for Wigan. Liverpool have been doing well in their friendlies too. Might have a cheeky bet on the handicap
>>69584335
Wigan fielding a second string? No way they field the same players right? Well if so Liverpool looks decent. What is the line? .5?
What to bet lads?
DAC baaad.
>>69584292
Fuck, void this
>>69584358
Englel @2.62
I'm going to figure out if there's a correlation between the amount of Black man in a Japanese team and the amount of wins. Call me crazy, but they've been scoring loads.
>>69584354
At -1 right now
>>69584344
I know that's not PSV, that's why I'm wondering, it's going to be a shit team against another shit team.
Probably will end 0-0 or 8-4
>>69584425
From what I can tell that's quite a weak team for Wigan, missing quite a few starters. Got backup keeper in goal too
Will Wigan wiggle? Y/N
