/bigdicks/ and /storytime/
This thread isn't for rates. Its to see whos the most hung on /soc/ and hopefully to share some stories.
>girl in my fraternity brags about deepthroat skills
>has no gag reflex from an eating disorder
>she eventually blows me
>shes actually pretty good, until it gets to the last inch and a half
>shes getting pissed and frustrated
>pokes herself in the tonsil on the downstroke
>pulls off my dick and stops
>still never been deepthroated :(
your turn
>fucking a 5'0 asian girl
>tightest pussy ever
>her pussy is literally tighter than a white girls ass
>She makes me wear a condom so I pound her for almost an hour
>Pussy looks like she got fisted
Fast forward a week or so
>she goes to the gyno
>Gyno asks her if she needs a rape kit because her vagina was so stretched
Shit was cash. Shes married to some chinese dude at the age of 23
7 inch cock, average girth, don't feel like posting a picture
>be inexperienced college student, still fairly new at sex
>no privacy in dorm apartment, so girlfriend and I go into closet for alone time
>girlfriend starts going down on me, feels great
>start getting into it, pushing her head down with my hand
>push a little too far, a little too forcefully
>girlfriend pukes, throws up ramen noodles all over my dick
>we both apologize to each other and go to clean off
took her years to be able to get the entire length in her mouth, but eventually she learned to deepthroat like a pro. she did vomit on my dick again a few years later, but that time was her fault, she kept trying to force the whole thing in and out of her mouth as fast as she could, and I guess she bit off a bit more than she could chew (not literally thank God). rainbow colored candy all over my dick, but that time she was a champ and kept going until I got off.
>>23514895
that doesn't look very big.
>>23515041
Its seven inches, two inches bigger than the national average.
>>23515028
She sounds like a trooper. Did you do anything special in that time or was it just a persistance thing to get her to deepthroat
>>23514930
Looks like you don't have a scar line from getting cut, you lucky asshole
>>23515163
bumping, thz
Nice idea for a thread. I'm average but love hearing stories from guys with big dicks!
Oh jeeze. Where do i start. I guess most recent GF.
>Start seeing this gal
>She's a few years younger (she was 19 I was 22)
>Tiny
>Only making out etc at this point
>Lets it slip that she's a virgin
>Red flag
>Trying not to be douchy, but feel like I need to warn her about my huge cock
>Eyeroll
>Fast forward two weeks
>Pants come off
>Girl is wide-eyed and dumbstruck
>"Wtf do I do with that?"
>Try sex
>Doesn't fit
>Blowjobs are meh because it doesnt fit in her mouth
>Month and a half of heavy petting
>I move cities to go back to school and we break up
>Fast forward 6 months
>Get a FB message
>She's visiting a friend in my city and wants to get coffee
>Apparently she thinks I have a coffee maker so she comes over
>I do not have a coffee maker
>Coffee was code
>She did not want coffee
>After I left she bough herself a dildo and practiced for 6 months
>She could now take my cock
>Dated for 2.5 years
>Awesome sex
>>23516004
how big?
>>23516406
8.5 inches long, 6.5 inches around
>>23516492
6.5 girth, Jesus. Is that bone pressed length or not? Could you post more pics? That dick looks amazing.
>>23516500
I've got a few on reddit. Look up Jasonshung
>>23516505
Holy shit. You're a monster. How old are you?
Any more stories you can share?
>>23516520
My entire sex life is one after another haha. lets go to the start i guess.
>In university
>Virgin
>Meet a super cute nerd girl while out with friends
>Exchange numbers, don't think much about it
>She suggests we all hang out and play board games at some point
>Sounds fun
>Few days pass
>She texts and suggests we get dinner before we play board games
>I think she means "all of us" and say I'll check with them
>She's like "oh, I mean, ok"
>I'm like "well I mean or I could not ask"
>She's like "Well, i mean go ahead"
>I text a buddy
>She's like "But i'd be okay if it was just us"
>Buddy texts back "you're not getting out of this"
>This is the story of how my idiot friend came on my first date ever
>Super awkward dinner
>Man, fuck that guy
>Dick
>She comes back over to my place
>Other friends are decent people and bail
>Idiot goes home
>We watch a movie
>Somehow through the magic of cuddling she's naked
>?
>I think it went something like she said she had a birthmark and I said "prove it"
>I'm feeling her up etc
>Super suave
>She unzips my pants
>Laughs for like 5 goddamn minutes
>In disbelief
>No idea what the fuck she's supposed to do with it
>Eventually the mood picks up again
>Have sex
>Sex before my first kiss, mind you.
>Only realize that later
>She cums twice and falls asleep
>I don't finish, but I'm pretty pumped
>Next day she goes home
>I meet my buddies for breakfast
>Idiot's there
>He told everyone in the restaurant
>Standing ovation
>I'm not fucking kidding
>I'm also not exaggerating
>This is the story about how I got a standing ovation for losing my virginity
>80% of girls just straight up nope the fuck out when they realize they might as well shove a fist up them
>never get a bj longer then a commercial break, if even
>deep throat is not even a relative fantasy
>if a girl brings the condoms it looks like stuffing 10lbs in a 5lb sack
>anal will get me either gtfo or laughs
>once tried getting a bj from a girl with a small mouth
>when in soft as possible
>got hard and shit got scary, almost had my dick stuck in her mouth
Not even fully hard in photo
>>23516565
Either you have really small hands or huge girth. Erect measurements?
Is shit picture.
I have a lot of trouble with impacting the cervixes of women I'm with. With my current GF it isn't that much of an inconvenience because she can take it like a boss, but for most women one hard thrust that hits the cervix and it's all over - often there is crying and the turn-off is instantaneous. Shit sux.
>>23516587
>>23516626
I have no idea what that bottle is nor how big it is. Just post the numbers man
>>23516587
7x6.25
When you gain weight and can't wear certain pants anymore
>>23516557
Well that was an interesting read.
Man, I'm only like 5.5" with below-average girth. I've had sex with 2 girls and none of them seemed particularly satisfied. The second girl seemed excited to pull down my pants and when she saw what I had she made a disappointed "Oh" face. It's a huge impact on my confidence.
Once in my life I want to experience the feeling of a girl craving my dick like they crave yours.
Post more stories so I can imagine what it's like.
>>23516634
I wear thin-material hiking pants pretty often, like a dry-wik material, and I've had people make comments. I travel a lot to latin america and when I do I usually wear those pants on the plane and I have caught many row-mates glancing or outright staring. It's kind of fun to do because people get really embarrassed if you catch them crotch gazing.
Also, one time I went to a local park with current gf. Was wearing some cargo shorts. Gf pinned me up against a tree near a lake and kissed/teased me for a few minutes before we heard someone coming. Start walking back to see it's young mother and her son. Still have raging erection. The double take she did was priceless. Gf likes to do this now, so she can see people's reactions.
>>23516565
Some perspective
>>23516679
I have to wear fairly snug boxer briefs or else everything is on display.
>>23516657
alrighty, maybe one more
>So I'm in college (during the six month window mentioned in post 1)
>Drunk at a party
>With another drunk buddy
>Other drunk buddy pulls down my pants
>I do nothing, because, whatever, who hasn't seen a guy in his underwear
>Underwear comes down too
>Whoops
>Couple people get a solid view of my dick
>Yank em back up
>People in my class start talking
>Apparently I have a reputation now
>This intrigues one gal in particular
>Didn't see it first hand, but heard stories
>Used to date another guy in my class
>Get drunk again
>She corners me
>Drags me into a room
>Pants down
>She's super impressed
>We bone, because obviously
>I casually go "that seems like the best ride you've ever had" like a smug asshole
>She definitely enjoyed it, but seemed a little half assed
>Shrug it off
>Bone a few more times
>She opens up one time after a good bout
>Best sex she's ever had was when her ex (class guy) said he loved her
>She looks sad
>I take it as a challenge
>Next time we bang I step my game up
>Loads of foreplay
>I'm pinning her down, growling and biting her ear, one arm choking her, the other rubbing her clit as i pound her from behind over and over
>She's stammering and mumbling things like "Never take your dick out of me" and junk
>She cums a solid few times before collapsing
>Tells me that that was the absolute best sex she's ever had
>And that is the story of how I defeated the power of love with my dick.
>>23516708
Why do I keep reading these stories when they just hurt my confidence even more?
>Never take your dick out of me
I got a chub when I read this line.
Can we get more big cock stories in here it's Sunday ffs
>>23516004
Your Reddit doesn't have any pics of you in girls. Dying to see a tiny frame impaled on this fucking monster
>>23516720
Most big cock reactions are just a porn thing, dude.
Most girls don't care about your size unless you're abnormally large or abnormally small
>>23516938
Is that yours anon? How big is that?
Well, I wouldn't say they don't care. It's a lot like height. Being 5'11" doesn't mean you're small, you won't have problems with 90% of girls, but being taller gives you an advantage.
Once you get to a certain freakishly huge size like >>23516708 you automatically attract certain kinds of people and it gets a lot easier for you.
>>23516998
Well that only works if people know you have a big cock. It's tough to introduce the fact that you have a big cock.
>>23515087
Nothing special, it was just something she got the hang of, with enough time and practice. Took about five years though.
My current girlfriend managed it after only a year, but I'm in a kinky D/s relationship with her, so I was able to be a little more forceful. I've done a lot of deepthroat training with her and it's paid off. Currently trying to see how long she can keep the entirety of my cock in her mouth, she's managed 33 seconds thus far.
>>23517091
Could be brave and just whip it out.
>>23518242
Well yeah, thats always an option. Easy way to get pepperspray in your face though. Big dick or no, you usually still need to garner some interest based on personality.
>>23516565
What...... I would love to ride that. Length doesn't do it as much for me as a fat cock. Damn!!! I can only imagine the fun. Waaaaaah ;-;
>>23518250
You'd be surprised what you can get away with at a college party.
One could always play beer pong; guys vs girls; and to distract the females' shots you could do a quick reveal.
Seen plenty of that type of behavior at parties when I was in school, from both guys and girls. To distract the opposite team while making shots guys would pull their nuts out or chicks would flash a tit or even flash some puss with a quick push down on the front of their jeans/shorts.
It always escalated the sexual tension in the air.
Fun times.
>>23516004
Omg. This guy too. Where are you fellas hiding?!?! Hahah I have this uhm itch that I need help scratching... Haha
>8.5x6"
>virgin
>no stories
I'm a waste of a big dick
>>23518347
Post proof
>>23518458
>>23516565
wow. you pump? looks like some burst vessels near the base
>>23518543
generally don't like cut dicks but that is beautiful
9/10 would suck and sit on
>>23518347
big dick virgin here too. no stories.
>>23518347
>>23518790
>>23518856
Just go gay and you'll be swimming in pussy
I just had an encounter this week. A tiny little 18 year old raver. Never gone black before and curious as fuck. Shes fucked plenty and done a few kinky things but ive been a dom for 10 years and i already knew i was about to fuck her up. I have a pretty thick big cock. So i invited her to a hotel room, made her dress up in her rave costume and i went to town on her. Cuffed her, blindfolded her, smacked her, spit in her mouth, tongue fucked her tight little teen asshole for over an hour, thumbs in her ass, cock in every hole.
Here is the kicker.
She fucked plenty of people before me but somehow, when i fucked her, i ripped open her hymen. No one had broken this girls seal yet!!! Dicks must have been tiny as fuck. My cock is 9x6.7 she was bleeding and squirming everywhere. And that face she made when my dick penetrated her for the first time. God that shit is my drug. It was a glorious time.
Pic related.
>>23518543
Kik? :3
>>23516492
>did you have any sexual interactions before losing your virginity ?
Took this at work
Will give stories if interested, or another pic if necessary
>>23519346
>9x6.7
That's an insane cock. Mind posting a pic of that monster?
I'm going to train my sub to swallow it all.
http://desopxe.tumblr.com/post/133207859795/manballoon-kik-stillup123
>>23519433
Holy shit that goes on forever. What's your measurement?
>>23519433
>Will give stories if interested
Yes please
>>23519633
9/10
>>23519346
>She fucked plenty of people before me but somehow, when i fucked her, i ripped open her hymen. No one had broken this girls seal yet!!! Dicks must have been tiny as fuck. My cock is 9x6.7 she was bleeding and squirming everywhere. And that face she made when my dick penetrated her for the first time.
She was a virgin. If she said otherwise, she was lying because she thought it'd be a turn off.
Hot story though, good score.
>>23515087
>>23515087
That's really pushing it into your skin
So basically it's just like 6.5"
Nothing small but nowhere near 7" so why are you making a big dick thread lol...
>>23520886
That's how you're supposed to measure , from the public bone
>>23520886
>>23520914
Are you seriously implying that I pushed a cloth measuring tape into my pubic bone?
Have you ever held a measuring tape?
>>23520943
I don't give a fuck what you did
What's your opinion, big or not?
>>23518347
Used to be in your situation too
>be 24 still not had sex
>dick is pretty thick 6.5x6 inches
>finally go out with a pretty white girl
>5'2, i'm 6ft tall
>she claims she can sit on it
>tries the first time (she hasn't had sex in months)
>can't
>i get on top and cant go more than half way in
basically anytime we fuck i gotta be careful and not go too rough. She said I'm the thickest she's had and when I do her doggy she feels it in her uterus.
She also says I MUST be 7 inches and I doubt it...I do have a slight curve of my dick but I still say im 6.5 inches; im above average in girth though
>>23520275
8.5 x 5.75
Here's a story:
>A couple years ago, in my late teens, I was dating this chick who constantly had her friends over for the sleepovers. This was when she was still living with her parents, so generally they would sleep on the floor while we slept on the bed, if I was over. I learned, however, that when I wasn't there she would have her girlfriends sleep in the bed with her. So, I convinced her one night when she brought her friend over to just let her stay in the bed with us. Surprisingly, she accepts the offer. We all go to lay down, and I make sure to get the center. I laid there waiting for my girlfriend to go to sleep, and then flipped over and started rubbing my hard cock on her friend's ass, because she has a nice fucking ass. Within seconds she grabs my dick. She then slid off her panties, and slid her dripping pussy over me. She gasped, so I tried to keep her quiet by managing the pace at which I was filling her up, and I let her continue until I came deep inside her, which made her pussy throb as she let out her own orgasm. We kept fucking after that night, she was great at riding a cock.
>>23521024
Added you, you should check it
>>23519346
>6.7 girth
Post pics PLEASE
>>23521179
did ur gf find out? how many times did u fuck her? ever have a threesome with them?
>>23516004
Alrighty kids, additional story for ya
>In a museum with a lady
>See some kid friendly dinosaur display
>Think i'd be fun to do because we're idiots
>Was fun though
>At the end we're awarded "Rookie Paleontologist" certificates
>Spend next half hour congratulating each other on our achievements in mock British accents
>All paleontologists are British, after all
>Suddenly, she decides she wants to excavate another bone
>"Bone" being an allusion
>An allusion to my penis
>Because it's a boner
>After some wandering hands whenever we think no one is looking, we find a spot
>Handicap washroom in an off-the-main-route hallway
>Has a lock
>Awesome
>Get in
>Lock it
>Push her against the wall
>Pull pants down around her ankles
>Proceed to foreplay
>She's gooey it my hands
>I make her cum at least once before the rest of the clothes come off
>Clothes thrown to the floor haphazardly
>Then arranged into a makeshift blanket on the ground because it was cold and probably gross
>Proceed to fuck wildly
>Covering her squeals and moans with my hand
>Surprisingly manage to keep quiet
>Knock on the door
>Shit
>We stay quiet for a moment
>Knock again
>She looks freaked out
>I thrust
>She glares
>I keep thrusting
>"Occupied!" I shout, while fucking
>No more knocking
>Stay as quiet as possible
>Not easy as she's writing around in ecstasy
>She cums
>Finishes me with a blowjob
>Cum in her mouth
>She swallows
>Clothes back on
>I tell her to pretend to be nauseous for the cover story that she suddenly fell ill and i was the loving date that rubbed her back and helped her feel better
>She's walking with a bit of a limp so she pulls it off pretty well
>Whoever was knocking was gone when we left
>Another successful expedition for the Rookie Paleontologists
>>23523554
Can you post a shot with a ruler or measuring tape?
>>23523702
This is from a few months ago. I posted it on reddit as jasonshung. There are a few more shots but this is the only one with an actual measuring tool
>>23521179
fake and gay
>>23514930
> >Gyno asks her if she needs a rape kit because her vagina was so stretched
A similar thing happened to me after my first few days fucking a new girl.
When she went to her gyno the gyno asked her - while her feet were in the stirrups - "Are you seeing someone new?" And the girl asked why she would ask, and her gyno replied there was a severe degree of stretching and deep vaginal bruising. So the girl (very embarrassed her gyno could tell) admitted she was, at which point her gyno looked at her and told her very specifically to deliver a message to me: "My gynecologist says to tell you to take it easy on my vagina."
I'm exactly (well, as exactly as a guy can measure his dick and then talk about it on the Internet) 6.7 by 6.7.
Length ain't that big of an issue (pun intended) but it seems like my girth really is way above average, no matter the exactness of the measurement.
And generally im really happy with that fact. Putting my dick next to various body parts of the girl an comparing the size is a huge turn on for me. Especially when her wrists are smaller!
But, there's some downsides too. Took me forever to realize that I need special condoms and that condoms are not some hellishly uncomfortable things that kill your erection and any and all sensitivity. Fuck XXL condoms. Those are M at best.
Oh, and blowjobs mostly suck. Most girls can fit the head at max, and even that is hurting their jaws.
>>23525496
>>23519346
Pics of them dicks
>>23518762
Hate to burst your bubble
>>23526220
i've not seen u post on here in a long time
how have u been? u still on skype?
>>23526218
>>23522782
>>23519578
I dont take too many pics but here is one
>>23520719
No she actually sent me pics of her fucking. Thats why it was pretty crazy.
>>23526304
looks like a fat greasy turd.
>>23526350
you sound jealous m8
>>23526364
you sound like a cock loving nigger lover
>>23526309
looks like im famous.
>>23526402
Looks like you're a faker. Post a timestamp.
Is there anything more pathetic than a dude lying about the size of his dick on the internet?
>>23526441
a dude pretending to be a nigger on the internet.
or,
an actual nigger on the internet.
>be out with girlfriends from high school
>really want to be grown up so head to MaryAnns, local college hangout so boys can buy us drinks
>getting chatted up by college boys, sucking it all in
>not used to booze (high schoolers, remember?) so pretty buzzed
>talk turns to sex (seems like the MO for these guys)
>other guys are telling us this one guy is really hung. "biggest we've ever seen"
>we're all laughing it off
>end of night I end up going to this guy's apartment
>still pretty buzzed. ask him if he's really hung
>tells me I have to ask to see it
>back and forth "i don't want to see it", "you'll never know how big I am", "you're just bragging", "it ain't bragging if it's true"
>finally I tell him to show it to me
>he pulls it out and starts stroking it
>honestly the biggest cock I have ever seen longer and thicker than this >>23516626
>lots of veins and ripples, foreskin glides over his cockhead nicely
>asks if I can take over stroking it for him
>can't wrap my hand around it but keep jerking him off
>he cums, I see it and immediately puke my guts out into his lap
>he cleans up and takes a shower while I wait in his living room
>he drives me home
>asks for my number
>out of embarrassment I give him a fake number
>for years I'd masturbate to the thought of that cock
>>23525496
Proof
>>23526585
Post tits
>>23526585
this is all bullshit, you're just some fat virgin posing as a chick
this > foreskin glides over his cockhead nicely
was the dead giveaway
women are totally repulsed by foreskins
>>23516565
damn I really wanna see it hard
Any tips for a virgin?
>>23526697
>women are totally repulsed by foreskins
Oh look, it's this goy again
Any of you big fellahs want to post a kik? I'm trying to get off before work and would love to see you strokin' :-D p.s. I blame this thread for getting me turned on kek
>>23527081
P.p.s. Not repulsed by foreskins, lol
>>23527081
At work?
virgin because the girl is too small? find a bigger girl, holy shit you fags are dumb.
The first time I sent a dick pic to my girl she was going out with her girlfriend at the time and she had to go back inside and secretly change her panties.
no interesting stories here
>>23526697
Lel, maybe in America
>>23521179
I'm thinking not true, but it's incredibly hot either way
Is there actually any real definition of large? Because on the Internet (and especially /soc/ or /fit/, everyone is like
>only 7 inches
>sadfrog.jpg
And you see stuff like
>>23526364
Floating around, yet, the Wikipedia page lists way smaller numbers as big.
And even if I am going to believe that the quoted pic does indeed list true statements of females, I have to either asume that they are either retarded when it comes to judging dimensions, or that Wikipedia is totally off.
Also, that big dick = multiple orgasms thing points either towards troll pic, or to the sad realization that I'm bad at sex.
>>23530177
My boyfriend's like 4-5 inches and it bruises me internally at times (depending on angle/how hard we're fucking). Honestly 7-inch + dicks are a fun fantasy but I feel like it would kind of suck IRL for what was already mentioned in this thread. Like I feel as though sex would just be straight up painful and I'd feel shitty for not being able to deep throat them :/
>>23526697
Uhhhhh in my opinion, foreskin > circumcised. Wish my boyfriend still had his.
>>23530201
>I'd feel shitty for not being able to deep throat them :/
But that's a pretty rare skill anyways, even for normal sized dicks!? Or is porn indeed the truth in this regard?
>mfw I never had a girl that could go further than the first 2 inches because of my girth :(
>>23530212
Idk I do have a hyperactive gag reflex (thanks bulimia) so it gets quite sloppy when I go deep and I do gag hard at times but I can go all the way down to the base of my bf's dick without ever throwing up so..
>>23530220
>Idk I do have a hyperactive gag reflex (thanks bulimia) so it gets quite sloppy when I go deep
No sure if aroused or appalled...
May I inquire about his circumference? Because that is the issue I'm having (or rather, the girl) with my 6.5+.
Also, physical issues aside, how do iget her started trying it? Did he have the idea, or was that something you wanted anyways?
>>23530236
Not sure what his actual circumference measurements are but he does get thicker than average (though not as thick as some guys on this post) in ratio to his length.
I was basically determined to do it because I get jealous as fuck and he told me about this girl he'd hook up with in highschool who had no gag reflex. He said that even though she had no tongue skill, she gave good head because she could deep throat.
Little did I know back then that he has a sloppy bj/mild drool fetish so I don't even worry about gagging anymore. So maybe reassuring her that it's okay go stuggle, as long as she doesn't throw up could help? Or just bring it up while she's sucking you off and say "How far down do you think you can go?" so it kinda sets a fun challenge type mood instead of making her feel pressured?
came from /fit/, wanted to tell more of this story
>in long night class the other day
>really tiny mousey 18yo freshman with glasses keeps staring at me
>talk to her during class intermission
>stand inches away from her
>she's literally shaking with nervousness staring at my chest
>take her to an empty technical room
>I'm 8.16 long, good girth, tall, blasting roids
>pull her jeans down
>soft little pale butt
>press her against a wall and fuck her hard for fifteen minutes or so
>pussy so tight it feels like a rubber band that's straining about to snap
>she's got that drunk lust look on her face, glossy eyes, making animal noises
>she's messaging me on facebook during spring break now
didn't cum though
but still, feels good man
>>23530335
Dang..
>>23527055
to the ovens with you jew
>>23529527
kek eurofag keep your dirty foreskin
>>23530205
but you're a dude
>>23530353
Nope, I have a vagina and tits, I am not trans and my boyfriend is straight.
>>23530378
prove it
>>23519633
more pics, pls
>>23530390
Really?! -.- Not timestamping (in bed, look like shit and need to shower) but this is me.
>>23530405
well, you LOOK like a dude
>>23530409
That's fine, but my point still stands.
>>23530335
Lies
>>23530405
I'd fuck you.
Some of the arrogance in this thread hurts. But I'll play along, here I am soft.
>>23519633
I like it.
>>23530353
>to the ovens with you jew
>calling people jews while advocating genital mutilation
>>23531108
That's a semi, dude.
C'mon.
Bumping. Anyone got any more stories?
>>23530335
>8.16 inches
just how repeatable is your measurement to ten thou buddy?
>>23530291
You're a cool girlfriend!
>>23533128
Like I said, I'm pretty average, but my story is that when I got with my gf she was really excited by my cock, and later told me her ex was about 4 inches, so when she first got her hands on mine, she felt really lucky. She's been hooked ever since!
I absolutely love that feeling and still do. What's cool is that my gf doesn't trash talk her ex, apparently they had really nice sex, but she just loves me filling her up like she needs.
I'm like 7.5 long and 6is around. Can I be in the big dick club?
>>23534571
Should add a pic I suppose
>>23534578
go find a ruler
unless you have a growth hormone disorder and those and the world's largest hands, you are barely 6.5"
>>23534586
Don;t have a ruler atm. My hands are fucking huge
>>23533613
8.1618257823
>>23530391
>>23534939
Fuck me, pls haha
Anybody got vids to go along with their stories?
>>23536380
Bump
>>23514895
I've deepthroated 9 inches before. Guy came so hard and then like ran out then started blowing up my phone. Stalked me for years begging me to do it again or sleep with him. One day he texts me I'm outside your house(years later...) and that he will give me $500 to give him a blow job again. I told him I wasn't a prostitute and I would send a screenshot of his text to his new gf. Pic related.
>>23537708
Post tits
>>23538193
It's a thread about big dick stories...
>Respond to a w4m ad on cl
>Show a nice pic of dick
>Turns out to be a cuck wanting to share gf
>All he asks is I take pics/vids for him
Pic related
>>23530405
>>23533128
how big is your dick?
Just under 7" length, 6" girth.
Aesthetically I wish it was bigger, cause I'm 6'3 and it doesn't look particularly big on me. For sex, I'd have it smaller. Especially the girth.
Last girlfriend was this petite girl I went to school with, very skinny (think 55kg at 1.65m) who I could pick up and carry around over my shoulder. Initial insertion would always be a bitch, because she'd be so tight that it'd just actually hurt me so I'd really have to just shove it in and then not take it out or it'd be a hassle again afterwards.
The one time I actually convinced her to try anal we didn't even get close, despite stretching upto 2-3 fingers. Feels bad, man.
>>23540253
>she'd be so tight that it'd just actually hurt me
I know those feels
Did she enjoy it at least?
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>>23518250
>>23517091
>>23516708
>>23516557
how often do you suck it?
>>23539057
about half a cm soft, one cm hard
unless you're asking about the dildo i own which is a nice 8 inches
>>23541599
How much importence do you put on girth vs length?
>>23541599
>My boyfriend's like 4-5 inches and it bruises me internally at times (depending on angle/how hard we're fucking). Honestly 7-inch + dicks are a fun fantasy.
>unless you're asking about the dildo i own which is a nice 8 inches
which is it?
>>23533095
I've seen that guy hard, thats closer to soft than a semi
>>23542759
So why did he post a semi then? What, is he teasing in a dick thread?
>>23520685
>>23531124
>>23535366
>>23530391
>>23544578
fucking superb
MOAR
>>23514895
>>23515087
Your dick isn't that big. Mine is the same size and I've been deepthroated. She was just bad at it.
Should I? Maybe some of my female fbook friends will be impressed and well, be animated, to well, do stuff?… (things that never happen)
Seriously, why does amazon have a built in facebook sharing function, to brag to people about what you bought, and why did it pick my fucking XXXL condoms to share on facebook, instead of the DVDs I also ordered?
What kind of condoms to the other fellow /bigdicks/ use, and how did you find out that you are to big for normal stuff, or storebough XXL ones?
>>23545520
Magnum condoms are the same size as regular condoms. They have a looser fit around the base.
Magnum condoms are a marketing ploy.
There are videos on youtube of people stretching condoms over their entire forearms.
>>23542683
haha i see the confusion. the dildo is mostly used on other people and if i use it on myself (because it's a fun shape), i don't ram it in there the same way a guy would want to ram his dick into a girl. make more sense now?
>>23541748
girth > length any day. being stretched a little is a good feeling for me, but internal bruising/cervix slamming is not so enjoyable.
7.5x5 here
>>23545778
virgin detected.
or atleast small dick detected.
Try putting on regular sized condoms on a large dick. it cuts the circulation, sure it fits over it but it fucking hurts like a bitch.
try stretching one over your arm, it'll work.... but pay attention to how much pressure it exerts on your fist...
>have a 8.5x6.3 penis
>26 yo
>have no stories
>be virgin
>>23545875
love that curve
>>23546243
At least share more pics, because that thing looks gorgeous.
>>23546652
Well, I have some.
>>23546712
That dick + that body+ those hands and arms = perfection.
>>23546712
Oh god yes, mouthwatering 10/10. That fella needs some stories
>>23514895
>bragging about deepthroat skills
>these kinds of women go to college
I can't imagine there is a worse feeling as a father than when your daughter tells you she's joining a sorority. It must be tough knowing your daughter is a whore.
At least assuming they have father figures in the first place.
Do these have to be sex related stories?
>24 year old emaciated permavirgin
>have decent sized penis
>have to wear slim jeans because of my emaciation
>even though i dont think its very big when soft, im constantly having to rearrange my junk when wearing pants because it gets really hot/sticky
Here's mine
Also here's my penis
I guess it's pretty nice looking but it's completely wasted on me. Would have been nice to be able to use it in high school or in college, but too bad for me i guess
>>23546909
i was pretty lucky in college. Fucked a good amount of girls
>>23546912
congratulations
>>23545778
> There are videos on youtube of people stretching condoms over their entire forearms
That's irrelevant. Haven't you blown balloons? It's the hardest in the beginning.
The pressure delivered by condom is proportional to (C_dick-C_condom) / C_dick. This value approaches 1 at big stretches, which means that basically once you stretch the condom enough the pressure approaches constant.
A typical condom has C = 52*2 = 104mm. A typical sized dick has circumference of 123mm [wikipedia]. So we get the stretch of (123-104)/123 =~ 0.15. For my dick >>23546243 it's (160-104)/160 = 0.35. For the infinty (think pumping several titers of water into it) it's 1.
So, while it's almost three times harder to inflate the condom to fill the room compared to putting it on my dick, it's more than twice as hard to put it on my dick than on typical dick.
>>23546923
Thanks. Here's a second photo
>>23546243
More pics please. That's an amazing cock.
>>23547933
Okay.
>>23546961
>math
But you are right. Circumference is really an issue with condoms, especially that "ring" at the bottom. Length should be more than enough for anything besides total monsters, but girth gets problematic really fast.
And I dont know about the situation in the US (would assume if the cliche is true that blacks have bigger dicks than whites that you can find real XL condoms in the store), but the XXLs even, that I can buy in the store are 56 mm, vs. the 52 mm of a standard sized one. That is more likely a L, but certainly not XL, or even fucking XXL. That term is just a marketing ploy, so that teenage boys can buy XXL to impress their buddies and girls, without risking a badly fitting condom, whereas us poor big guys have to suffer, till we see the light. Since I found out that I can also get 69 mm condoms, sex is so much more fun (or so much safer, depending on how you look at it, but even with a condom, a badly fitting one is in huge risk of breaking).
>>23549688
5.5 in girth here and it took me forever to realize that most condoms are too small for me. I just thought they were that bad until an ex pointed out that I needed larger ones. 56mm is at least bearable but I want to try getting slightly larger ones online.
>>23548883
If you have a Kik and more pics to share, I'd love to see.
>>23549704
>5.5 in girth here and it took me forever to realize that most condoms are too small for me.
Imagine the "fun" I had to find some for my 6.5 one…
And unlike porn, which tries to make you believe otherwise, girls are never
>woa!!!! that's sooooo big!!!!!!
but rather
>yeah, its a bit bigger than i previously had, but no monster or something
So i though that XXL has to do, and that those fucking things simply have to be that uncomfortable
>>23549755
I don't have kik.
But I you're a girl I'm up for contacting you otherwise.
>>23516505
Dude you were blessed with a gift.
There are not enough words to tell you how jealous me and other people are of your gift.
Make good use of it and if you have mercy share some stories for our poor souls.
>>23546243
Why not go get laid?
What's the issue?
Also, post vids.
>>23546243
It's incredible to think that, since I have a 5x5 microdick, you literally have about THREE TIMES more cock than me. I would need two more dicks to be able to satisfy girls the way you could.
>>23549901
My fucking sides
>>23526364
"can't reach the most sensitive areas of the vagine"
I call bullshit. they also call 5.5" "small" when it's actually average-to-above average
What kind of stories do you want? Having your female friends tell you that you're too big and they wouldn't have sex with you because of the likely pain?
>>23545858
yes. i have 4 inches of hard dick, wanna fuck?
23552834
you're awesome
>>23544578
How tall are you?
>>23551582
got any with the underwear off?
Question for all the hung guys:
I'm only 4.5 inches but I'm looking to grow, has anyone had an experiences with jelqing or other exercise?
>>23551168
I don't do anything that would get me laid, that's why.
At times I think it's almost a moral imperative for me to get laid.
But first you need to approach a girl (overpowering the impulse to just conttinue doing whatever you did and igonre her), then date her for some time, and so on. That's a lot of things to do. Meh.
I can post vids though.
Fuck you
>>23553285
fucking magnificent
>>23551582
Any and all stories welcome.
>>23553285
So you just don't care for sex, let alone interactions with other people?
You super shy or just don't care?
>>23516633
the bottle is at least 9 inches or more and two inches I'm diameter
>>23549704
fug, 6.5 x 5.5 here, i always tough that they were too tight for a reason.
Also am i wrong into thinking i have a very small grith?
>>23555277
Shy and too lazy to overcome the shyness.
>>23555543
Where do you live? Have you ever been close to fucking?
>>23555687
Russia. Several times, yes.
At one time a girl was literally pulling me from a chair to take shower with her. But at that time I loved another girl with a mad, spiritual love, so I resisted.
There was a couple times when girls leaned against a door frame and talked to me seductively. A couple times girls cornered me. I let all of it slide. I shouldn't have.
Fairly recently, at a vacation, I met a girl. We went sightseeing together and so on. One day she asked to stay at my room (she only had a tent). I let her in. We talked, and she mentioned that the beds are fragile and probably wouldn't stand a good fucking. I let it slide too.
>>23553115
>>23516657
Bro I have like a 4 inch dick. I ducked my best friends ex one night when he passed out drunk. You shoulda seen her face while I pounded that pussy with a hand around her neck to keep her quiet.
>>23555832
damn, looks like a 5 inch softy, you should get that beast hard
>>23555543
It's not that hard.
You ever had a bj?
Get one of those and you'll drop that shyness quick.
>>23557520
Getting a bj requires about the some steps as getting laid. From my perspective anyway.
>>23557520
I think you might be confusing how easy it is to get oral sex as a gay man vs. a straight man.
>>23546909
State?
>>23552931
6'3"
> virgin
> post on soc virgin thread with my kik (it's Sam.Cooper97 btw #advertisement) looking for girl to lose v to, didn't mention dick size just selfie
> get like 10 men contact me, f off
> a lot of fake girls
> one of them not sure if real, ask for proof. She offers to Skype
> cute/hot gamer girl, holy shit.jpeg
> we both live within 15 minutes of a mutual town
> finally meet up, go to cinema
> during intermission (yeah it's weird there is a half time thing at the cinema) she basically says come with me
> takes me into girls toilets wtf.exe
> locks door on a cubical
> tries sucking me off, starts to gag, says it isn't gonna work. As a result, she tells me to sit down and rides my cock, I literally just sit there cos I have no idea what to do but she's struggling not to moan like crazy and was wet as fuck
> even tho condom machine is so close, ends up blowing inside after like 3 minutes
Haven't spoken to her in ages, went a bit distant after the hook up, probably because I came inside. Damn I wish I could get another girl like that.
7.5" btw, close to 8 on a good day
>>23525566
where the actual fuck are you measuring from? jesus christ.
>virgin until 20 because the thought of having sex scared me
>several times when sleeping with girls they'll say something along the lines of "I feel sorry for the girl who's virginity you took"
>any time I think back to the sex I turned down in my teens I shed a tear
>>23544578
10/10
>>23560355
How big?
>>23526364
>small
>95% of males are this size
>>23561147
>picture claims that 6.5 is average
lel
>>23526364
>the site listed on pic
Doesn't seem to match the content of the pic
>>23560594
looks 7x5.5 to me
cumshot webm?
heres how big i am soft
>>23567180
heres hard
>>23567180
Got vids?
>>23567186
got any stories about using that monster
>>23559679
Bullshit
>>23567186
write pelican on your cock and post pics
Postan
Here's my story
>have big dick
>sit down on toilet
>dick head hits the water
Such is life
>>23570730
Hah, thank god I'm a grower. But getting a boner on a toilet is a bad idea.
>sit down to shit
>take my time, read some stuff
>get boner
>dick gets caught under the rim of the toilet
>ewwww...
An another short story:
>acquire gf
>she bought an new dildo/vibrator before she met me
>was quite expensive
>no need for it anymore, because she can get filled up by me anytime she wants
>break up
>complains that her dildo is no fun anymore, because it's way to small and she needs a new one now
Smug_pepe_.bmp
hung_bunny
He has a huge uncut dick which he'll show off if you're a young sub but he prefers the ladies so don't send photos of yourself unless you are female.
>>23560594
>>23563550
8.5
can get 9 if I really press the ruler into my crotch
>Have Girlfriend in college
>Decide to have sex after a break away
>Have great sex
>She rides me, then im on top
>We do position where I am standing next to bed, she is laying on bed
>Fuck her while rubbing her clit
>Pull out finish all over her stomach
>FF 20 minutes, she is complaining about pain in her abdomen (normally happens, dont think much of it)
>Goes to health center next day
>Gets sent to OBGYN
>Finds out I tore her utural wall while having sex
>Feelsbad.jpeg
>>23570730
idk how this actually happens to people, the distance from the water to my crotch in the toilet would take like an 7+ inch softy to actually hit the water.
>>23514895
Nice looking cock.
