>>23453840
Ok, I'll bite.

>>gender
Male
>>sexual orientation
Bisexual, mostly gay
>>relationship status
Single
>>age
20
>>location
Eastern United States
>>birthplace
See above
>>ethnicity
White
>>religion
No
>>believe in god?
It's possible. I try not to give it too much thought.
>>believe in ayys?
Yes, but not as portrayed in cinema/TV etc.
>>favorite hobbies?
Videogames, music editing, shitposting on 4chan, hiking/camping
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
No
>>favorite games?
CS:GO
>>favorite color?
Purple
>>support abortion?
Yes
>>support feminism?
I support non-radical feminism to a degree. Everyone deserves some level of respect.
>>believe in ghosts?
No
>>closest to death you've been?
Almost fell off a mountain while hiking
>>ever been in a car crash?
Not yet
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No
>>favorite color?
Good job
>>favorite animal?
Dogs (specifically greyhound or doberman. They're both pretty sexy)
>>how often do you fap?
5 times a week on average
>>shower before sex/oral?
No
>>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Almost always
>>if you could have one wish?
Own a dog

1/2 Jesus Christ this is a lot of questions

>>23455234
2/2

>>favorite memory?
Relaxing with friends before moving to pursue work and education
>>biggest regret?
Fucking up college
>>worst memory?
Oddly enough nothing really stands out
>>life goal?
To not be poor
>>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Hey guys" or something similar
>>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Sidewalk buffer, though I've never actually said that in conversation
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
When I can afford it/have the opportunity
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
I don't
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/g/, /pol/
>>favorite subreddits?
Nothing against Reddit, but I don't use it
>>favorite website?
4chan
>>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes, of course
>>favorite historical person?
Randy Savage
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Videogames and music
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
A close friend I've known for years
>>are you happy with your life?
I could be better, but I'm happy enough
>>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A traffic circle(?)
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
6 years
>>job/school/neet?
I work at Whole Foods. Formerly in college but dropped out
>>are you autistic?
No
>>any cool fact about yourself?
My left iris dips down into my pupil, like a spike. My vision is 20/20 in spite of that though
>>biggest accomplishment?
I'm an eagle scout
>>did you enjoy this survey?
I did, it was pretty therapeutic actually
>>picture
Fuck no
>>contact info
I'll post a Kik or something if someone is interested, but otherwise I don't see a point.

>>23453840
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Hetero
>relationship status
Newly Single
>age
19
>location
West Coast Canada
>birthplace
Lower Mainland
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>religion
N/A
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
Somewhere in the galaxy
>favorite hobbies?
Skiing, Hiking, Partying
>favorite movies/tv/books?
That 70's Show, Seinfeld
>favorite games?
Previously Platinum in League but recently quit, Smash Bros Wii U
>favorite color?
Purple
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Equality, not Tumblr's view
>believe in ghosts?
Haven't had any experiences but I'd like to believe in some form of afterlife
>closest to death you've been?
See Below
>ever been in a car crash?
T-Boned in a car crash, most likely my closest to death
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
90% of the time
>favorite color?
still purple
>favorite animal?
Penguin
>how often do you fap?
~3-4 a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Shower before they get to my condo
>shower morning or evening?
Morning and if going out in the evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
80% of the time
>if you could have one wish?
Enough money to live luxuriously

>>gender
Male
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>relationship status
Unhappily single
>>age
23
>>location
Toronto
>>birthplace
Russia
>>ethnicity
...Russian
>>religion
Agnostic
>>believe in god?
Nope
>>believe in ayys?
Lmao. Yeah.
>>favorite hobbies?
Gaming, computers, biking
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
Action, sci-fi, fantasy, comedy, stuff like that
>>favorite games?
Assassin's Creed, Rock Band, GTA
>>favorite color?
Steel blue
>>support abortion?
Sure
>>support feminism?
The good type? Yes
>>believe in ghosts?
No
>>closest to death you've been?
Appendicitis
>>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Not in the backseat
>>favorite color?
I already told you
>>favorite animal?
Fox
>>how often do you fap?
2-3 times a day
>>shower before sex/oral?
Sometimes
>>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>>if you could have one wish?
My ex back and with me
>>favorite memory?
My memories are compromised at the moment because I started to think about my ex
>>biggest regret?
Breaking up with my ex
>>worst memory?
See above
>>life goal?
Have a family and live a normal life
>>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Guys?
>>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
The curb?
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink socially, nothing else

cont...

>>23455386
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Cute and likes me
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/
>>favorite subreddits?
Kek.
>>favorite website?
...Reddit.
>>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>>favorite historical person?
Tesla
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Vidya, programming, computers
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My ex
>>are you happy with your life?
Nope
>>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
On and off since 2008
>>job/school/neet?
Programmer, $40k
>>are you autistic?
I feel like I am sometimes
>>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm not that cool desu
>>biggest accomplishment?
I'll get back to you on that
>>did you enjoy this survey?
Sure
>>picture
Maybe later
>>contact info
skype: corgi92
kik: corgeri

>>23455360
>favorite memory?
Spending time with friends in HS
>biggest regret?
Moving provinces at 17 for a girl
>worst memory?
Being treated like shit for 3 years with above girl
>life goal?
Be successful
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
What's goin on?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass Patch
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/Only Marijuana/Only Marijuana
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Trust, Companionship, Similar Interests
>favorite 4chan boards?
/Soc/
>favorite subreddits?
/r/all if I go on it
>favorite website?
Youtube
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
N/A
>favorite topics/subjects?
Music/Science
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Girl I've been seeing, she's sailing in the Carribean
>are you happy with your life?
Content but always trying to make it better
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
~4-5 years
>job/school/neet?
Retail/College/nope
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
I know 3 semi famous people
>biggest accomplishment?
Graduating so far
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yes
>picture
Nah
>contact info
I can post Kik if you wanna talk

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A penis, I have.

>>23455415
Fantastic.

>>23455396
Which semi-famous people? You've got me curious now.

>>23455446
Smoothie/Andy Ta (a pro league player)
Jokasteve/Steve Perino (league streamer / manager)
Jason Labarbaera (NHL Player)

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
23
>location
Utah
>birthplace
Georgia
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Baptist, but it doesn't control my life. I don't go to church, I just have my personal beliefs
>believe in god?
Yes
>believe in ayys?
They could exist, but it's unlikely we'll ever meet them
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, driving, outdoor activities, sports, bowling
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Platoon/Rome/A Roadside Picnic
>favorite games?
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
No, but people are free to do so if they want to/need to
>support feminism?
In first world countries? Hell no
>believe in ghosts?
To an extent
>closest to death you've been?
Almost got t-boned by a bad driver
>ever been in a car crash?
No, thankfully
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Monkeys and dogs
>how often do you fap?
Couple times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Still a virgin
>shower morning or evening?
Varies, but usually morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
In public, yes, at home, sometimes
>if you could have one wish?
To travel around the universe
>favorite memory?
Spending time with family
>biggest regret?
Excessive spending in my younger years

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
22
>location
Burbank
>birthplace
Longmont, Colorado
>ethnicity
White
>religion
No religion
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
Yes, but not the Hollywood kind
>favorite hobbies?
Video Games, Sports, playing drums, Hiking
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Smallville or The O.C.
>favorite games?
Halo Wars, Forza, Madden, Final Fantasy
>favorite color?
Teal or Orange
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Yes, but not radical
>believe in ghosts?
Maybe a parallel universe. idk
>closest to death you've been?
Couldn't breathe when I was born
>ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
Well played
>favorite animal?
Dogs or Cats
>how often do you fap?
About 4 or 5 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
No
>shower morning or evening?
Depends on the day

>>23455505
>worst memory?
Deaths in the family
>life goal?
To spread happiness, spread goodness, help people
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Hey, fellas." or "How do you do?"
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
A strip of grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Never smoked, never touched drugs aside from alcohol. Vodka is my go-to drink, hate beer
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who could show me the ropes on sex
>favorite 4chan boards?
Used to be /v/, sometimes /m/, sometimes /tg/, lurk /sci/ because I'm too dumb to post, nowdays /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
Never go to reddit unless google brings me there when looking for information
>favorite website?
Youtube, probably, or pornhub
>do you lock your doors at night?
Only when jerkin it
>favorite historical person?
The Greeks and Romans
>favorite topics/subjects?
Minor philosophy, history, culture, music, movies, vidya, daily life
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
A good friend with benefits
>are you happy with your life?
Yes, but I'm always looking to improve myself
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
6 years or so
>job/school/neet?
Had two previous jobs, but I quit because I was moving. Graduated high school, did some college but dropped out because it was uninteresting and I had no desire to continue
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
I once met Jennifer Hale. I also met Dale Jarret when I was younger.
>biggest accomplishment?
Probably earning quick promotions at my previous jobs.
>did you enjoy this survey?
It had a repeated question and was rather long, but not bad.
>picture
Not today.
>contact info
If I find someone really interested, sure

>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Ehhhh
>age
19
>location
Ohio
>birthplace
Ohio
>ethnicity
Caucasian, Native American, and African American
>religion
Atheist
>believe in god?
Nah
>believe in ayys?
No?
>favorite hobbies?
Writing, fishing, or going on road trips.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Fight Club, Radio, Step Brothers, Avatar, Girl Interrupted, Jurassic World, Gotham
>favorite games?
GTA V, Minecraft, Fable 3, COD BO 2&3
>favorite color?
Pink or teal
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Yes
>believe in ghosts?
Yes
>closest to death you've been?
Almost got ran off the highway twice in one day
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No
>favorite animal?
Pigs, cats, and penguins
>how often do you fap?
Uhhh, depends on my mood
>shower before sex/oral?
Most of the time
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>if you could have one wish?
Not let trump become president lol

>>23455510
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>>if you could have one wish?
Have a better job
>>favorite memory?
Listening to 80's jams with my Dad
>>biggest regret?
Not going to College
>>worst memory?
Attending my Great Grandmas funeral
>>life goal?
To not be poor all my life
>>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Sup Guys"
>>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Segregation "not really"
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? Occasionally drink and smoke (not cigs)
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Open mind/Not an asshole
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/
>>favorite subreddits?
Don't use it hardly
>>favorite website?
Used to be Plug.Dj, but you know
>>do you lock your doors at night?
Always
>>favorite historical person?
Billy Mays here
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Video Games, Music, and Sports
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
She knows
>>are you happy with your life?
Simply no
>>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Circle jerk.idk
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
6 years
>>job/school/neet?
Work at Target. not in School
>>are you autistic?
No
>>any cool fact about yourself?
Not that I can think of
>>biggest accomplishment?
pathetic, but I graduated High School
>>did you enjoy this survey?
Actually it wasn't that bad
>>picture
If you ask, sure
>>contact info
Once again, if you ask for it, sure

>>23455552
>favorite memory?
I have no clue
>biggest regret?
Letting fear win
>worst memory?
Too many
>life goal?
To be happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
I don't
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass lol
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink and smoke
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who can make me laugh
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/
>favorite subreddits?
Don't use Reddit
>favorite website?
Meatspin.com
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
Idk
>favorite topics/subjects?
Literally anything
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Idk
>are you happy with your life?
Kinda
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A shit storm
>how long have you been on 4chan?
About a year
>job/school/neet?
Job
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can tell you stupid facts
>biggest accomplishment?
Good question
>did you enjoy this survey?
Si
>picture
I'll send you one
>contact info
Kik-yungpiglet

>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Bi
>relationship status
Taken
>age
19
>location
Canada
>favorite hobbies?
reading, school, snowboarding, school, being generally stressed out
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Anything Brent Weeks
>favorite color?
Blue
>support abortion?
Yup
>support feminism?
Yup,
>believe in ghosts?
Only when Im home alone in the dark
>closest to death you've been?
Almost drowned a couple times. Grand father passed away recently, seen him on his death bed
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
frogs
>shower before sex/oral?
Depends how gross you are
>favorite memory?
Speaking in front of people and not peeing my pants
>biggest regret?
My ex-boyfriend
>life goal?
Turn out not half bad
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
“hey guys”
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
lawn
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yup nope nope
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone to bitch with
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/ /wg/
>favorite topics/subjects?
People, books, anything writing, food
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My mum.
>are you happy with your life?
Most of the time
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Round a bout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years
>job/school/neet?
Job and school
>are you autistic?
nope
>any cool fact about yourself?
I have no sense of smell
>biggest accomplishment?
Working with kids and not killing one by sheer stupidity
>contact info
Sc; Brianne-renea
Kik: brianne19

Lets roll out.
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>relationship status
Single
>age
23
>location
Illinois
>birthplace
Same as above, just more specfic.
>ethnicity
Caucasian as fuck.
>religion
Agnostic.
>believe in god?
I believe in Karma
>believe in ayys?
I want to believe.
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, Tabletop gaming, taking care of animals, running, writing.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
House of Leaves, Bobs Burgers, Walking Dead, Pokemon, 28 Days Later, Ghost in the Shell, Steins;Gate, X-Files, Game Grumps.
>favorite games?
Kotor 1 and 2, Harvest Moon FOMT, Crusader Kings 2, League of Legends, Pillars of Eternity.
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
I support choice, not abortion.
>support feminism?
I support equality, even though we are not created equal. So no.
>believe in ghosts?
I aint afraid of no ghosts.
>closest to death you've been?
Being born. Doctors told my grandmother that me and my mom were not gonna make it. We showed them.
>ever been in a car crash?
No but caused a biker to slide into an intersection. Feels bad man.

>>23455748
Continued
>favorite animal
Cat or Rat
>how often do you fap?
Maybe once every few days. Depends.
>shower before sex/oral?
Duh.
>shower morning or evening?
Ehhh....
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Errrr....
>if you could have one wish?
Immortality until I want to die. Nigga death scary.
>favorite memory?
My time with my Cat Simon. Perfect pet.
>biggest regret?
Spent money on a liberal arts degree for four years. Should have gone to community college for gen eds.
>worst memory?
Hard to choose. Maybe finding out my Cat Simon had been missing for a month on break?
>life goal?
Do good in my life for those around me.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Senpai.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road.
Yard
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Mostly just drink.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
That they make me laugh, I am attracted to them, and they care about me.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/
>do you lock your doors at night?
Nope
>favorite historical person?
The fucking Marquise de Lafayette.
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My soul mate. That or Satan.
>are you happy with your life?
Cannot complain.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Circle tneat in the road.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
I am probably still a new fag.
>job/school/neet?
I guess Neet now. Just finished college.
>are you autistic?
Do not think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
I would have to be cool to have a cool fact.
>biggest accomplishment?
Saving my brother from Drowining.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Pretty neat.
>contact info
Kik: Ramesses025

>Male
>Straight
>Its Complicated (failing engagement)
>22
>Los Angeles, CA
>Los Angeles,CA
>Irish, Mexican, Japanese
>Roman Catholic/Personal admixture of beliefs
>Not a white man in a white robe but yes
>Of Course
>Used to be wrestling and Hardcore Punk Vocals but now I have a commute a job and.a.child
>True Romance/On Stoicism/Fresh Prince
>Urban Dead
>Seafoam Green/Sage Green
>No Opinion
>Not really
>No Shit
>Clinically Dead from PCP related injuries
>4 No serious injuries to my self or my party ever, once where drunk on duty cop was decapitated
>Of Course
>You asked this already Seafoam Green
>Man
>Now, once a month
>hardly
>both
>9/10
>World Enlightenment
>My daughter being born
>Settling down
>Watching my Brother get gunned down in a gang beef I was responsible for
>To serve humanity and enlighten the world and restore humans to their original design
>Ay Niggas (peers) hello mr/mrs. To each individual person ij the group(elders)
>planter
>Drink somewhat heavily ex smoker, never a huge drug user
>not looking again
>/b/ /fit/ /soc/ this time around back when I browsed before my kid probably /gif/ /b/
>never reddited
>none dont care
>where im from you have to
>Levi and Simeon/ George Washington/Marcus Aurellius/Geronimo
>Anthropology, any humanity or history
>myself
>moderately
>roundabout
>since 2009
>Freight Forwarding
>no
>Once fought a mob of twelve dudes jumping two kids and came out relatively unharmed
>kids
>meh
>pic related
>no

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>gender
female
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
taken
>age
21
>location
new york
>birthplace
new york
>ethnicity
irish
>religion
n/a
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
not the little green people kind, but general life? sure
>favorite hobbies?
vidya
>favorite movies/tv/books?
ghibli, naruto, don't really read much anymore
>favorite games?
wow, fallout, used to love rift but it's p2w garbage now
>favorite color?
purple
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
yes
>believe in ghosts?
hmm possibly, but i've never had a paranormal experience
>closest to death you've been?
crazy drunken belligerent neighbor tried to force himself into my car
>ever been in a car crash?
nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
unless i'm driving like across a parking lot
>favorite animal?
bear
>how often do you fap?
almost never
>shower before sex/oral?
prefer
>shower morning or evening?
evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
usually
>if you could have one wish?
to be with the person i love the most right now
>favorite memory?
hanging out with friends in high school
>biggest regret?
letting myself be taken advantage of by bad people
>worst memory?
rather not say
>life goal?
get a good job, move in with my boyfriend, live a comfortable life
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
guys

cont.

>>23456434
cont.

>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
i have no clue
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink sometimes, smoke weed rarely, no other drugs
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
kindness, patience
>favorite 4chan boards?
/vg/
>favorite subreddits?
don't do reddit
>favorite website?
tumblr i guess
>do you lock your doors at night?
yes
>favorite historical person?
honestly can't really think of one
>favorite topics/subjects?
vidya, anime, animals
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
my boyfriend
>are you happy with your life?
things are a bit hard right now but will get better next year
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
5 years, maybe?
>job/school/neet?
college student
>are you autistic?
nope
>any cool fact about yourself?
i'm a twin
>biggest accomplishment?
getting through college
>did you enjoy this survey?
meh
>picture
>contact info
snapchat: thegoblindanger
feel free to add me, but keep in mind that i don't camwhore, so don't even try asking for that

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bi-curious
>relationship status
Single
>age
21
>location
Germany
>birthplace
Germany
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Catholic, though I don't really care
>believe in god?
I don't care, if you really need an answer it's no
>believe in ayys?
Am I stupid for not getting this?
>favorite hobbies?
Right now probably reading, gaming and some anime. Does crossdressing a bit count too?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Ghibli/Satoshi Kon, enjoyed Dexter and The Wire, most Sergej Lukianenko books
>favorite games?
CS:GO, Bioshock, Star Wars Republic Commando, used to play LoL
>favorite color?
Orange I guess
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Equal rights? Yes. Tumblr/facebook/etc. feminism? No, fuck those bitches.
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
Nothing too noteworthy
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Cats
>how often do you fap?
Right now far too often
>shower before sex/oral?
If I'm sweaty yes
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Probably like 90%
>if you could have one wish?
I don't know, maybe someone to love and spend my life with?
>favorite memory?
My family trips to France in summer
>biggest regret?
Having been a social idiot in highschool
>worst memory?
Not even for the internet
>life goal?
Finish university and be a good teacher

>>23456606
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Hey" I guess, depends on who it is
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
No idea
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Alcohol at the weekend, weed every few months, no drugs
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Most importantly that we love each other
>favorite 4chan boards?
/a/, maybe /f/ too
>favorite subreddits?
>implying I go to reddit
>favorite website?
Youtube
>do you lock your doors at night?
Who the hell doesn't lock the door to his apartment/house at night?
>favorite historical person?
The most important? Probably Jesus.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Apart from what is listed above politics and economy, particularly about the EU.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No idea
>are you happy with your life?
Quite, though I could still improve a lot
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
6 years
>job/school/neet?
Student
>are you autistic?
I don't think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
No idea, I recently lost 8 kilos in 2 days involuntarily
>biggest accomplishment?
Nothing noteworthy (yet)
>did you enjoy this survey?
It was kinda fun and a good timekiller
>picture
Sorry, not posting a pic of me on the internet for everyone to see
>contact info
kik: franz 135
skype: fancy-name

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Mostly straight
>relationship status
Mostly single
>age
26
>location
707
>birthplace
707
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>religion
Mathematics
>believe in god?
We create what we observe. Sure I believe in me.
>believe in ayys?
Statistically likely. But no, not without solid evidence.
>favorite hobbies?
Sex, exercise, thc concentrate
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Too many. Recently: The Martian, Rick and Morty, D&D3.5 DM Guide
>favorite games?
Warcraft Tides of Darkness, Morrowind, Starcraft, Path of Exile
>favorite color?
Black
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
No. I support equality though.
>believe in ghosts?
Not without solid evidence.
>closest to death you've been?
12/25/05 - Riding on 101 in the middle of the night while it was raining, almost dropped my motorcycle like 5 times.
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
Still Black.
>favorite animal?
Human
>how often do you fap?
3-10+ times a day.
>shower before sex/oral?
If I'm not already clean, then yes.
>shower morning or evening?
Evening usually.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Only if my hands touched anything.
>if you could have one wish?
To cease aging.
>favorite memory?
A bunch of underaged girls.
>biggest regret?
Not having more sex. Or not finishing school sooner. Coin toss.
>worst memory?
Chick trying to swallow my cock. Ended poorly.
>life goal?
Wait till my multimillionaire father dies.

>How would you address a group of two or more people?
As I should.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Legitimately do not know what you're talking about.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I dont drink. Smoke thc concentrate in mass.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Logic, reason, and no sexual limitations.
>favorite 4chan boards?
sci/biz/gif
>favorite subreddits?
Meh.
>favorite website?
tpb/kat
>do you lock your doors at night?
Nope, why bother.
>favorite historical person?
Bernie Sanders
>favorite topics/subjects?
Science, math, health, technology, money, video games.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
A small blonde Prtuguese skier who, when she's not training, does abstract painting, practicies yoga, brews her own beer, really likes making home movies, and suffers neck down alopecia.
>are you happy with your life?
Its better than 99% of them, but no.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
On/off for about ten years.
>job/school/neet?
School
>are you autistic?
Siblings and friends are. I'm not diagnosed.
>any cool fact about yourself?
Yes.
>biggest accomplishment?
First breath.
>did you enjoy this survey?
It wasted time, sure.
>picture
I wouldn't want to shame you with my awesomeness.
>contact info
Only if interested.

>>23455300
Why do only homosexuals become eagle scouts? Older brother (technically adoptive cousin) got to tenderfoot then became your typical crusty punk
Younger brother exhibits early signs that hes going to be gay and well on his way to eagle probably will make it at 16
Totally rek'd every snotnose at demolay in some fuccin debate
>easily attracts plenty of female attention
>pays them zero mind
>in middle school yet still obsessed with philosophy, knows a lot of masonic secrets a lot of which my father and I have worked really hard to keep from him
>loves anything he can wear that can be removed with a flourish
>Metro as fuck for a middle schooler
>room clean and organized
>loves modern design and clean squared off decor... Like that Ikea shit
>thinks of himself as a king
>wore an ascot from 2nd to4th grade
>can style hair
>used to be obssessed with staring at my abs
>focusses entiretootoo much on health
>early development and 12 year old body built like a greek god
>etc

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Hetero
>relationship status
Longtime Single
>age
22
>location
Netherlands - North
>birthplace
Small place
>ethnicity
Brown
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
Ofcourse
>favorite hobbies?
Books, videogames, going outside
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Too much favorites
>favorite games?
Super Mario 64
>favorite color?
Dark purple
>support abortion?
Yeah
>support feminism?
Nope

>>23458423
>believe in ghosts?
Nope, okay yeah sometimes
>closest to death you've been?
None
>ever been in a car crash?
Nah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yea, safety first
>favorite animal?
Rabbits
>how often do you fap?
Only weekends
>shower before sex/oral?
Sure, all clean
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Sometimes
>if you could have one wish?
Give me all the happiness
>favorite memory?
It was a drunk moment
>biggest regret?
2 year relationship
>worst memory?
All the broken hearts?
>life goal?
Living in a small house with my animals and wife and kids?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Only smoking weed in weekend
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who is not insecure all the time
>favorite 4chan boards?
/wg/ /g/ /int/
>favorite subreddits?
Askreddit, askmen, hiphopheads, android
>favorite website?
Reddit and 4chan
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
Jimi Hendrix
>favorite topics/subjects?
Topography, computer stuff, movies
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My crush
>are you happy with your life?
Sure
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
For a year now
>job/school/neet?
School of tourism and leisure
>are you autistic?
Sometimes
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm a random person, I like almost everything
>biggest accomplishment?
Getting my diploma
>did you enjoy this survey?
No
>contact info
Snapchat: ask

1/2
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>location
Scotland
>birthplace
South Australia
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
Eh, who knows.
>believe in ayys?
Life has most likely existed somewhere else in the universe besides our planet.
>favorite hobbies?
Movies, Media.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, 2001, Planet of the apes, ghibli films.
>favorite games?
Dota 2, Smash 4, Dark souls, Risk of Rain, Binding of Issac, Final fantasy 8
>favorite color?
Light Blue
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Women should be treated equally not better.

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>believe in ghosts?
Eh
>closest to death you've been?
Getting my face cut to shit by bamboo when I was 3
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Vulture or Axolotl
>how often do you fap?
6 times a week or something
>shower before sex/oral?
Virgin
>shower morning or evening?
Depends
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>if you could have one wish?
More wishes
>favorite memory?
......
>biggest regret?
.....
>worst memory?
.....
>life goal?
Try not to die of cancer
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
.........
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
.........
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink, used to smoke weed.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Not being a cunt.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/co/,/v/,/a/,/fa/,/mu/
>favorite subreddits?
Rainmeter
>favorite website?
Vimeo
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
Olivier Levasseur
>favorite topics/subjects?
Life, politics, humanity.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Someone rich idk
>are you happy with your life?
Yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
.....
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years
>job/school/neet?
Neet at the moment, I start college in August
>are you autistic?
Nah
>any cool fact about yourself?
....
>biggest accomplishment?
I'm still alive
>did you enjoy this survey?
It was alright
>picture
Below
>contact info
Skype is Brandorfc

(1/2)
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>location
West Mids, UK
>birthplace
West Mids, UK
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>religion
Buddhist
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
Yes, but we haven't come into contact
>favorite hobbies?
Listening to music, playing music, writing music, reading books, writing books
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Intouchables/Fargo/Hitchhiker's Guide
>favorite games?
Fifa, Halo, Civ V
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
Strongly
>support feminism?
Absolutely
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
Was nearly never born :P
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
I'm getting Déja Vu
>favorite animal?
Dogs ftw
>how often do you fap?
~once a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Of course
>if you could have one wish?
To become a successful musician

>>23458661
(2/2)
>favorite memory?
I have a shit memory
>biggest regret?
I don't regret anything
>worst memory?
I still have a shit memory
>life goal?
To become a successful musician
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Bitches
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Wtf?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/No/Occasionally
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone more intelligent, funnier, more talented and more attractive than me (I can dream)
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/
>favorite subreddits?
/r/roosterteeth
>favorite website?
roosterteeth.com
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
Che Guevara (no I'm not a Communist I just like the man)
>favorite topics/subjects?
History, French, Music
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
It's a secret ;)
>are you happy with your life?
I might be the happiest person with depression in the world
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout/Island
>how long have you been on 4chan?
~5 years
>job/school/neet?
Studying French and History at a Russell Group uni
>are you autistic?
Far from it
>any cool fact about yourself?
I want to be a musician, actor and writer
>biggest accomplishment?
Still being alive
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yes, that's why I did it
>picture
Available on request ;)
>contact info
Email: [email protected]

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
31
>location
Ohio
>birthplace
Connecticut
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Possibly
>believe in ayys?
naaay
>favorite hobbies?
Origami, video games, telling shitty jokes
>favorite movies/tv/books?
It's Such a Beautiful Day,/ South Park, Gravity Falls, Peep Show/A Confederacy of Dunces
>favorite games?
SNES/PS1 era JRPGs, Platformers.
>favorite color?
Grey
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Some parts of it
>believe in ghosts?
Not really
>closest to death you've been?
Botched colonoscopy.
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Don't really have one
>how often do you fap?
Once every day or two.
>shower before sex/oral?
Guess I would. Never had it.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning usually.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>if you could have one wish?
Dunno.
>favorite memory?
Friend's wedding.
>biggest regret?
Wasting college.
>worst memory?
Don't want to talk about it.
>life goal?
Get a better job.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
They
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Patch
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Sense of humor, ideologies,
>favorite 4chan boards?
/vr/

>>23459277
>do you lock your doors at night?
my front door
>favorite topics/subjects?
Philosophy, Video games, Jokes
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Probably this girl I like.
>are you happy with your life?
Not really, trying to improve it though
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
10 years
>job/school/neet?
2 jobs/Grad school dropout
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
I like the cold.
>biggest accomplishment?
Nothing significant
>did you enjoy this survey?
I guess.

>>23455415
That sounds so sexy lol c;