FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
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>>23013461
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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>>23013461
FSA Christmas BIN
http://pastebin.com/V1fC0YY1
FSA CHRISTMAS IMPROV/WRITING/PERFORMANCE CHALLENGES!
Do any or many or all of the Christmas Bin Stories or Songs
Sing other Christmas songs!
Make up new Christmas Songs
Read Christmas Stories
Read Bedtime Stories
IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES
It's Christmas Eve and you are horny and masturbating when Santa finds you.
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Who would you enforce mistletoe rules with?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the property to fuck on Christmas Day
You are molested by Santa (could be at home, store Santa, street-corner Santa...)
Sex with an elf or someone in an elf costume?
Tell us about any sexy Christmas pasts
Masturbate and HoHoHo when you come?
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Trying to return a gift, you run into the return clerk who you must satisfy.
And anything else you can come up with...
>>23013461
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
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IX, InstigatorX, whatever else he wants to go by is not welcome on FSA. This is has been said by not only OP, but by most longrunning thread posters.
If you are a femanon, please read the following 2 pastebins before deciding on paying him attention or not. Even if you mean well, doing his requests harms the thread by giving him reason to show up.
If you are anon, try to ignore his posts, report him whenever he breaks rules and please link to this post whenever he tries to sucker a new girl with his sociopathic comments.
Fictionalized Example of how he works
http://pastebin.com/2cGT1TWD
Actual IX Quotes;
http://pastebin.com/MJSVgaHB
Dumping some holiday-oriented scripts and ideas;
Wincest - Dick Cookies and Brother's Frosting (incest, bro/sis)
http://pastebin.com/fc9JSQvs
Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)
http://pastebin.com/5WZ9NJEF
Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)[GWA edit]
http://pastebin.com/TQTKRtwv
>note: this has the explicit ageplay removed
Script - Gingerbread-Person 'EAT ME!' (fantasy, foot fetish?, vore?, snuff, foodplay?, raceplay?, species-play?)
http://pastebin.com/2t6sxEZF
Plus some prompts for improving;
5 Christmas-Themed Prompts (age, femdom, religious, public, incest, impreg)
http://pastebin.com/ysT3HypS
>Santa's Logistics Elf Helper
>Sunday School Teacher
>The Wrong Gift
>Mrs Claus
>Mall Santa
>>23013461
FSA BINS
==========================
SEXUAL
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
>>23008268
Glad you enjoyed it and hope you slept well!
>>23010074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F9kVlhNOCA I fucked up.
>>23010241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RkeztkoHTm
Got the script opened in a new tab, will hold onto it. Fuck, it's cheesy.
>>23010697
Dryer-kun, plz. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AN6sq0eD1a
I did not want to sick for Christmas, but I think I picked up some of what's going around.
STAY BUMPED
>>23014120
if it's what I know others have had it's a 2-3 day thing too :/ rest up!
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also just remembered this is pretty topical;
Script - Youngling Jedi Raped by Sith
http://pastebin.com/NT3eYaNp
Did a romantic improv thing. My roomate was home so I had to be quiet, and my laptop mic is built in so the fan's a bit loud.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T97XLNFPuO
>>23013919
Fucked up but still loved it.
- Sketcher
>>23014341
I just fell in love with you wtf
>>23014388
Heh, thanks. That was my first time recording anything.
>>23014398
You should do more, that was honestly amazing.
>>23014402
Heh, alright! Got any requests?
>>23014406
maybe something from the dirty adn romantic section here>>23013911
or even just more romantic improv
>>23014406
A girl complaining about her bf always making her panties dripping wet with his naughty texts.
>>23014430
While I was waiting I did the "Snuggly Bedtime" script from FSA sweet talk.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jYw6UZCxYM
I'll do some more improv next.
I kind of want to write an extremely specific name request that is impossible for anyone to jerk off to or enjoy. Not, like, "Oh I love your cock so much, DAVE," more like "XANGOR, MASTER OF LASERS, give me your gigantic cock. I need you, XANGOR, MASTER OF LASERS, to fuck me like you did during the battle of Regulus IV."
It makes me wonder why I come here. Like, why can't I just jerk off like a normal person, the fuck.
>>23014462
hnnnnnngh you're perfect
Hey guys I decided to talk about my dream... here it is :)
Best Dream Ever
http://chirb.it/akL3MO
>>23014498
Improved marriage proposal.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yloTQXg3Di
>>23014487
Did that because it made me laugh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vkgJSOFidz
>>23014459
I'll do this one when my roommate fucks off.
>>23014547
>tfw your joke request bumped out a real request
Thank you. I'm glad someone else felt it.
>>23014613
It had me giggling like a moron so I figured why not! I accidentally slipped into a British accent at the beginning and that made me giggle when I listened to it afterwards.
>>23014487
>Like, why can't I just jerk off like a normal person, the fuck.
http://chirb.it/ePI2kf
Zantosa establishing. I promise I'll do some actual things here in a minute, or some requests.
>>23014666
JOI would be fantastic
>>23014666
I enjoy being awesome but I would also enjoy being able to relate to people. I guess if I had to make a permanent split second decision I would pick being awesome, though. Also, this post in the dead thread was aimed at you, since I didn't want to leave the nice thing you did unacknowledged >>23012271
>>23014521
-Christie sorry forgot to say who I am
>>23014744
It's okay. I did see it, I just am lazy and haven't acknowledged your con-criticism yet.
I really am happy that you liked it.
Also, I feel dumb for not realizing it was Ms Skeletal. Yes, I definitely got an old school 60s style scifi vibe from that.
Started getting into these threads only about a week ago, and I have to say the women that post their voices here are fantastic.
New favorite threads on 4chan. My ears (and also often my penis) are loving this shit.
Thank you, wonderful ladies, thank you.
>>23014521
>http://chirb.it/akL3MO
fuck, that sounds really hot. can you talk more about your kinks? ever had a threesome?
>>23014991
stay away she mine
>>23015117
what.
https://discord.gg/0ijKp6rOCNnL3WP1
I made a discord! Feel free to join performer or fan.
>>23014521
So good.
Also, your little girl voice from your other recording is perfect. Some girls are too high-pitched and some don't get into it enough, but yours is "just right". Really hoping you do more of those.
>>23014521
That's hot! You should probably find a girl friend of yours that would be willing to play along with you.
>>23014673
I don't really know how to do JOI, so I grabbed a random script. Will do more later.
Cool Trick
http://chirb.it/zeC22y
Femdom mind control thing.
>>23014487
>XANGOR, MASTER OF LASERS
Lol, no way man this is cool af. Besides, normal is the new weird. Who wants normal erotica anymore? ;)
>>23013919
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RkeztkoHTm
Got the script opened in a new tab, will hold onto it. Fuck, it's cheesy.
grrr! 3rd times the charm, Pearl. You're fucked now! *enable Super Saiyan mode 5*
Like, freakin' wow. That improv tonight is gonna have a shitty sfx every 5 seconds lol. (It won't be up till really late btw, I gotta wrap some prez).
As far as the pauses, 5 seconds between each should be good.
Keep the 'tude, it's kinda hot. Like your voice.
>>23013780
Get a life, Ollie. VK, are you seriously supporting this fool?? Come on man, I've toned it down considerably. Ollie's not your friend, I am. You know I got your back man. I mean you've gotta admit this is beyond ridiculous at this point to put a disclaimer about me.
>4real?
It's 4chan. Let's support it and not let a GWA Reddit script kiddy boss us around. He just kisses your ass VK because he can use you to get what he wants. I on the other hand genuinely like you and got your back.
Also, this is literally all I'm going to say in the matter. I refuse to start another IX war. Just giving my two cents and I'm done. Anyways, I hope you, VK have a great Christmas and the same for all of FSA, regardless of whether you like me or not ;)
>>23014521
Request:
Imagine yourself tied face down to a table with your ass in the air, buzzing vibrator fastened to your crotch, as a hot girl tells you she is going to eat your pussy and make your pussy hers and turn you into her pussy toy.
>>23016147
lol I don't even really come to these threads but man you wreak of manipulation.
>>23016385
this
i've popped in like 5 times in the past 3 years but i get douche chills every time this dude posts
>>23014521
Actually, I have a bonus question sort of prompted by
>>23016184
With the ladies, dominant or submissive?
>>23016429
What's a douche chill feel like bro, as opposed to when you regularly douche? Do you prefer Summers Eve or the off brand?
>visit FSA 5 times in 3 years
It's amazing! I just happened to get you on your 6th visit. Lucky us.
I know it's not sexy, but requesting this little poem be read:
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
>>23016694
I wrote a wall of my being annoyed, but decided no one should be subjected to that without consenting.
http://pastebin.com/aSJDrRkh So here is the wall instead, IX.
>>23016962
Your flowchart needs more things.
http://pastebin.com/nZZGY65d
>>23016962
This is on point and I love it. Keep up the good work.
>>23014521
From one bi lady to a bicurious one, your enthusiasm is adorable and I wish you well on that quest girl <3
I'm putting in a vote to hear other stories of this nature from you ^___^
>>23017147
I second the motion.
Scratchpad establishing. In the interest of re-railing the thread, I'm going to post links to the scripts I've written so far. Hopefully there'll be something to inspire the performers out there.
Park Scene
[Public, handjob, suggested underage]
http://pastebin.com/XLH1ahvt
Maid of Honor
[lesbian, slight dub-con]
http://pastebin.com/UW8DaZjr
Passing the Torch
[extreme, incest, ageplay (not vocalized), molestation, anal, dub-con, implied non-con.]
http://pastebin.com/GcTXXjU5
Vicissitude
[supernatural, body-horror, pain, mind/body control, futa(?)]
http://pastebin.com/vLduvHfM
Basement Scene
[Adult/young teen, non-con, oral, coercion]
http://pastebin.com/rBBsdxVy
>>23017163
You have a very nice voice. I guess you're new? What kind of requests do you find the most fun? I'm actually burnt the fuck out on writing so I won't be giving you any, but I just want to talk about a non-derailment topic [spoiler]mission failed I guess[/spoiler]
>>23017281
Requesting you talk about the weirdest shit that you think is hot. Stuff that is physically impossible/dangerous/unethical/not actually going to happen preferred.
>>23017672
Hm. I am not sure that I have any impossible things, but like, dangerous and unethical and stuff, yea, I'll try to think of something. Improv isn't a big thing I do but I'll try!
bump for Christmas-Pip.
What did you decide on making for the Christmas dinner for your family?
>>23017687
>Improv
I didn't mean a scene/performance/scripty thing, sorry. "I wanna fuck a dragon because [reason]" will do (replacing "fuck a dragon" with whatever)
I am on phone so idk where to host it but i am feeling so hot and dizzy tonight for no reason l...i need release. People are in the room besides so i will cover my mouth and try to not be too noisy.
I imagine a dirty man molesting me from behind. Covering my mouth with his hand so i can't scream or call for help. Completely helpless as he toys with me as he pleases. His hands going on my small soft body,rubbing my nipples already erect from the cold air, grabbing my small breasts and playing with them as he begins to lick my neck just to see me desperately try to escape,squirm,twitch,...the once stubborn and arrogant student female becoming so helpless and at his mercy for the time he desires to play.
Anyone interested?
>>23014459
Filled this request.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jgStzYAyzb
>>23016897
Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02lFAPaqi9P
Could a kind performer do a gentle femdom audo (gentle as in not mean, still painful physically)? Thank you if you do.
>>23016962
>>23017058
Hey, Merry Christmas guys! And too the girl, sorry I ran you off. Err.
Well not technically because even though you said I made you stop coming here...here you are!
Also, nice flowchart! Really captured my winky faces too. You can definitely tell some energy was put into it!
;)
>>23016962
Oh, and hi, Widget ;)
>>23017870
<333 Such a gentle voice was perfect for this poem, thank you so much~
I feel bad about the guilty boners from ageplay daddy daughter audios on here. Could a femanon please make an improve consoling me about it?
>>23018848
No problem anon! Glad you liked it.
>>23017851
>>23017851
Original requester here.
That was awesome!
Loved it! :-D
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
i enjoyed these cock ones
is there more cock anywhere?
i can find?
>>23018971
Thank you anon!
>>23014406
>>23014462
cute voice. it would be amazing to hear some vocal smut. are there any kinks that you are fond of?
maybe you could do a cock worship script?
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
>>23014521
>http://chirb.it/akL3MO
holy shit, something about your little short nervous laughs aer so HNNGN
IX here. Since the year is coming to a close I figured it was time for a confessional. The truth. And while most of you wont care and won't even bother reading, those of you that hate me will get some satisfaction from this I suppose. So atleast I'm making someone happy. Also, you'll hold this over my head in the future, and that's ok too. And please don't feel sorry for me, that's not the point of this post. I just feel like you people are the only ones I can be honest with. God knows I can't tell my wife or my friend. And if this gets deleted that's ok too janitor.
The truth is that I have 1 friend IRL. Yup. Gee, imagine that right? He's my best friend, and we could pass for twins, except he has a soul and I don't. My other "friends" are not really, they are just gym rats like me. We greet each other in the gym in the morning and that's it. We're friendly but not true friends, ya know? It's like those guys I work with. We just work together and then go home.
I only get paid $113k salary a year. That's it. I'm not upper middle class like I made out to be and clearly middle class.
Hmm what else...Yes I cheated on my wife and no, totally not proud of it. I have an addiction to women (which includes porn and audios). And I can't stop. Everyone makes fun of Tiger Woods and Charley Sheen (I'm like them, without the money and hiv).
Oh yes, I have never been formally diagnosed but I'm more than likely bi-polar and have mild social anxiety. I also admit I'm Narcissistic and here's something else that I can't even diagnose myself, maybe someone can: I get super depressed when I'm not having sex with a stranger. Like, I feel that I have to constantly cheat to prove my self worth. If I'm not hitting on women (here and IRL), then I get depressed, like severely depressed. So bad it eats me alive and I feel like I'm going to die. I feel like everyone is having sex but me. And yes, I know I'm married.
>>23019122
IRL I'm not the asshole I portray here in FSA. I realize my comments cause reactions, and then I react. Well, IRL I actually am kinda an asshole since we are being honest. My wife even jokingly, yet seriously said "no one really likes you". Even she doesn't . So I guess my life really does mirror FSA.
IRL I hate people, but wear a mask of friendliness on the outside to blend in.
I would kill someone gladly if the right situation presented itself.
Anyways, sorry to post this stuff here. It's the truth and sorry for making you female performers angry or creeped out. And Widget you do really have a beautiful voice. I wasn't trying to be creepy when I said that and I'm sorry I ran you off. And I'll cut back on the winky faces for you.
And that's all I have left to say. *crickets chirping * right?
>>23019020
Light dominance fetish, being ordered around and spanked, not much harder than that, minor degradation too. I'll look over these and pick one out.
>>23019166
hot! you might also like the fem sub pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
>>23019158
There's no shame at all in getting some help, IX. You wouldn't want to end up with HIV, right?
>>23019182
oh yeah, I'll check that out too, later. I did the first cock-worship script, and my audio was a bit quieter than I would've liked, but here it is anyway.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ElJ209YAF
>>23016694
There you go again, man. You give a bad vibe, like a serial killer or something--some sort of sociopath.
>>23016147
>>23019158
>Also, this is literally all I'm going to say in the matter
well, that lasted, didn't it
>>23016962
>http://pastebin.com/nZZGY65d
kek'd
>>23019184
Thanks! No of course not lol. You want honesty? Here's my pathetic life in a day: wake up, gym. Go to work. Check FSA. Hit on anything with tits and an ass (get rejected 99.5% of the time because it's obvious I'm desperate and out for the fastest sex possible.) End up with the usual skanky ho. Oh yeah she's hot but she also got cream pied from 5 black guys in an orgy last night. She's nothing to be proud of, I.E.-a respectable decent woman. Then I feel like a real big man for about a week then it's right back to depression until my next "trophy" fuck.
I'm literally addicted to women. And yeah, guys will be like "and that's a bad thing how...?" Because man. You get to the dark place I'm at and its like you have to do kinkier and darker shit just to get off. I honestly feel it's hopeless. How can I stop and give up PUSSY?? Is that what I'm even supposed to do??
The Christmas Slut
By Sketcher
When you said there wouldn't be a Christmas Fairy due to me being naughty, I didn't realize you'd make me the Christmas Slut and impale me on the fucking tree.
The dildo atop the tree completely stuffs me...and pumps slowly up and down...oh god...fuck...you dressed me as the sluttiest fairy ever...tiny skirt, white stockings, corset with tits exposed, and dear lord you added a vibe on my clit, you bastard.
All I can do is groan into my ball-gag and helplessly drip my cunt juice onto the tree; the lights illuminate my juices as they trickle down. I'm a drooling filthy mess in your Christmas show.
You tell me I'm the Christmas gift that keeps on...oooh fuuck...giving... my pussy and clit...fuuck...that I'm the fucking fucked up Christmas slut!
And...I so am.
>>23019122
>I have an addiction to women
>Proceeds to use steroids, analogs of testosterone
>>23019227
This is exactly why everyone calls you out constantly and sabotages your attempts to trick new girls into interacting with you.
I don't say that to try to one up you or to be a big man on the internet, I just want to tell you this now while you're being sincere.
>>23019227
>How can I stop and give up PUSSY??
Choose to stop.
Don't stop because you're supposed to,
don't stop because someone says it's the right thing,
choose to stop.
Everyone can make a choice. You'll fail sometimes, but you can choose what you do.
And that's all I've got to say about that.
>>23019214
Nah man, definitely not a serial killer, wow. I guess when I said I'd gladly kill someone I can see what you're saying. Should of read in self-defense or a rage type situation. Surely you've heard of fight or flight, I'm always the "fight" part. The twisted part...I enjoy making people pissed off and I feed of their anger somehow. Dood, I know I'm fucked up.
Like, a good example. This guy was speeding towards me on the road. I flipped him off as I cut him off, on purpose, because I'm billy bad ass, right? (Of course I'm not). I then pull into the store and park. Of course he got pissed. He actually stops, puts his truck in reverse and pulls right up next to me. We both jump out and get in each other's faces. When he sees how big I am he calms down really quick. I force him to apologize to me, even though I instigated the whole fucking thing.
Obviously this aggressive mentality I have is not right. I look forward to starting shit and am not afraid when a guy, who could've had a gun or who knows what pulls right up to me. Looking back on it, was stupid but I do it all the time. I don't like being stared at either, and gave walked up to people staring at me and tried to get into a fight with them. So what do you call that? As in diagnoses?
>>23019227
On the off chance that this isn't just next level trolling, get actual fucking guidance from an actual medical professional who is accredited and uses science and stuff. Your posts all reek of "people are nothing but a game to me puppetmaster lol" but you admit that neither you nor other people actually like this, so obviously it's a problem. Like, I get why you would have trouble going cold turkey on the one thing that makes you feel passable, so obviously you aren't dumb for ignoring calls to "just stahp :C," but this is why actual science exists. Fucking pro tips:
>be quick to cut things off and find someone new if you're getting nothing but meme garbage
>seriously get off the internet it's awful
However, given your behavior, I'm calling next level trolling and "ha ha you all fell for it" in a day or so.
>>23019256
I know. The truth hurts but it's needed. I honestly am not trying to trick them I just want to be liked. I enjoy positive attention. Like when Zantosa said I made her blush that time, man, I felt like a king. It was nice to have this amazing sounding woman telling me something like that. It was empowering. That's how desperate I am for the attention of women.
>>23016147
I do support this, for the protection of our girls which >>23019122
gives more credence to
But I support>>23019184
more. Get help, man. You've got enough income to afford some therapy.
>>23019240
Sketcher, is it okay for me to include this excellent xmas morsel (and the prior one) in our Christmas bin?
>>23019366
Sketcher here. Yeah all in favour of that especially so as I don't have access to my pastebin at present.
>>23019359
Thanks for the faith in me, yes I'm coming clean.
Here's some more truth and part of my problem: I was once in a very powerful government position, ok. I took advantage of women and they used me as a stepping stool to get where they wanted. Ever heard of people will do anything for money? BS. People will do anything for POWER and STATUS. I was more of the status side of it. Anyways, what that meant is I could have sex at a minimum once a month with a new, strange and hot girl that I met through work. My job gave me women, period. It was also the first time I cheated on my wife. They came to me. Now I don't have that. I have to go out and work for it. I have to go to them. Now, it's like every three months if that. And it's fucking killing me. And yes I know I'm pathetic and a horrible excuse for a human being.
>>23019366
Appreciate it. You don't have to "protect our girls" lol. Like I said I'm addicted and desperate. I obviously need a new way of doing things because only new girls do my audios. Older girls won't touch me with a thousand foot pole save Harley. So yes, I agree I need to stop being aggressive on here. It gets me nowhere. It's just you piss me off and I go into that fight mode and get angry. You gotta admit you were out to get me.
I don't know, the kinky stuff turns me on, and IRL girls get creeped out when I ask them to call me Daddy during sex.
Ruby Gloom establishing
My chirbit is: chirbit.com/Rubygloom
I don't currently have any hard limits on scripts. However at the moment my voice sounds pathetic as fuck. So you might only want me for SFW recordings.
>>23019326
I will be talking to you when I get home Mister
>>23019463
I don't currently have a script but I know we'd all appreciate it if you could do some age or incest stuff.
>>23019463
Hey Ruby, since you're not a hard-limits person, maybe you'd like to take a look at my scripts and see if any catch your fancy? >>23017247
Folks around here don't seem to be too keen to record them, for the most part. Thanks for looking!
>>23019463
>I will be talking to you when I get home Mister
Thanks Ruby but I'm gonna chill for awhile. I wish you the best. I'm in a weird place right now ;) I really do appreciate it tho. Maybe some other time. Sorry
wow thank you all so much :) I'll work on those requests soon
-Christie
>>23019197
yesssssssssss, thanks <3
you're good at this
>>23019558
Heh, thanks. This is the first thread I've ever posted in.
>>23019417
Just stop using the winky face lad
t. some girl I talked to
>>23019582
you should make an alias! I would love to hear more from you.
I'm out.
Christmas Eve now, so be braced for lots of sweet talk requests and drunk performers, if we're lucky
STAY BUMPED
>>23019985
Thank you, I'm flattered. How do those work, exactly? I'm new and I couldn't find them in the FAQ.
>>23020223
You can pick a name, a word, anything that isn't related to other stuff you do that someone could find you with.
If you're stumped, it could be related to things in your current ID, if you see anything.
>>23020269
Oh. Okay. Then what do I do with the name? Sorry for asking questions, by the way, I just have never even been in these threads, let alone posted in them.
>>23020283
Carve it into your thigh.
>>23020283
Oh, no, you're fine!
Most people will post in each thread they're present in saying "<name> establishing!"
Or sign posts in the thread like:
vocaroo/chirbit/etc link
-Name
If you sign up with chirbit you'll probably make your user account name the name you pick here.
/r/ing fox girl draining my 'mana'
>>23020740
Seconding
Have some screetchy singing!
"I Know You" - Skylar Grey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LlKzgEgzBI
Srry for screetchiness.
Merry Christmas!!!!! <33
-Eve
>>23017851
That's hot. Nothing to outlandish, just a young lady getting excited :3
>>23020223
>http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
Line 48
CHOOSING A VOCAROO NAME
It shouldn't be your initials, any form of your real name, or any name you use on another site. It shouldn't be something that could be recognized by anybody as pertaining to you IRL. You really don't want anyone to connect anything you do here to you IRL. People can object to this kind of work and be shitty. So, don't use your high school or college team names if they are really from your schools. If you're a king-hell bitch in IRL, call yourself Grace or Felicity. If you're a sweet girl IRL, call yourself something fierce. If your real name is Italian, use something from another country in another continent and otherwise think outside the box. You could also just let your last captcha choose it.
Trolls and stalkers rely on bits of information. If they can get one or two pieces of information; your home state, a jobsite--anything, really, they can add more and more until you end up doxxed, with all your info posted. You don't want that, believe me.
Requesting a sissy/feminization JOI. Getting dressed up, and being humiliated. I love being told I am pretty, and make a much better girl than a boy.
>>23017672
Are you still around?
I got busy yesterday and didn't record anything but I am going to soon but I thought about it and in the recesses of my thoughts there are some pretty weird things that actually are not probably anyone's fetish, or at least yours.
Can you give me some sort of direction, some field of interest you might have?
Unless this isn't for sexual purposes, in which case I can proceed with any topic, I imagine.
>>23023208
Still here.
>and in the recesses of my thoughts there are some pretty weird things that actually are not probably anyone's fetish
This is exactly what I wanted. I'm sure that effectively none of what you say will specifically be my thing, but I enjoy hearing about weird stuff.
>>23023240
I have recorded this a lot of times now. It's like 5 minutes, I tried to not drag it out so much! Boy, do I have a treat for you if you like unnecessary pauses.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wJNKVTzpka
>>23022231
I saw that I just didn't understand how to use it, but I got it figured out now, thanks.
>>23023425
Thanks for doing that, it was fun to listen to. There's this therapy meme garbage idea that I forget the name of, I think it's something like "difficulty hill" or "anxiety hill," which is the idea that doing something mentally difficult gets gradually harder, but if you keep going eventually you hit a point where it gets easier. Watching you go through that process was fun. Also, did not expect the penis, but this is why I asked for you to go all out here.
>>23023677
Ah, I've never heard of that!
I just stuck the worst in the middle so that I didn't have to open with it but also didn't have to close on it.
When I talk about things rather than read scripts or something, I organize by topic in notepad first because I could probably win an international award concerning rambling.
>>23023425
>>23023692
10/10 voice, and fun shit to listen to. Thanks :3
Questions for new girls!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JqTU0Z45vh
-Little Wife
Some extra Christmassy prompts for stories or improvs that i found
Hi! Let’s see if I can help.
Someone captures a fairy to put it on top of the tree.
A human is stuck in Faerie for Christmas.
Someone captures a fairy in hopes of using its magic in order to fulfill their own Christmas wishes.
Fairies offer their assistance as Christmas lights.
A child wants a fairy for Christmas.
A child makes a dangerous Christmas wish and the fairies overhear it and fulfill it.
The new fashionable and expensive Christmas ornaments are made of fairy hair and, worse yet, fairy wings.
A fairy wants to take over Santa’s duties.
Someone finds a fairy in their stocking.
A fairy decides to make someone’s Christmas special.
>>23024241
Your character has an awkward conversation with a Christmas elf.
Guess who left their Christmas shopping for Christmas Eve? Your character!
Your character is determined to prepare the whole Christmas dinner themselves this year. They’ve never cooked before.
Your character receives a strange and unexpected present.
“I told you a fake tree and real candles were a bad combination.”
>>23024241
Christmas in faerie.
I will try that when I get home. I love anything related to the fae.
I really want to do that brother and sister baking one before it's not christmas anymore, too.
-Zantosa
>>23014341
This makes the bottom of my world drop.
>>23024327
Heh, I can't tell if that's a good thing or not. Thank you? Maybe?
>>23024315
Oh goodie! I haven't been on Tumblr in ages, so I was real late with these. Glad to see they pique your interest!
Let's pretend we have this (pic related) instead of....what we have.
>>23024380
And light one of these (pic related)
>>23024366
It's a good thing, trust me. Thanks for making me a little bit warmer in this formidably cold winter night.
>>23024406
No problem. Merry Christmas Eve.
>>23024389
And here's a little naughty Xmas comic that might be a fun read.
>And I really like these holiday Captchas
>>23024241
And...even more
Christmas AUs
“I found you crying on the floor tangled in a bunch of Christmas lights so now I’m desperately trying to get you out but you’re not helping me at all you’re just sitting there complaining and sobbing omg”
“MY FAMILY ALWAYS HAS THE BIGGEST TREE WE’VE BEEN PICKING OUT THE BIGGEST TREE SINCE X YEAR AND IF YOU DON’T HELP ME LUG THIS THING BACK TO THE CAR I SWEAR WE’RE BREAKING UP”
“We both hate Christmas. We’re not doing Christmas. I refuse to do Christmas. We’re having sex all day instead. Deal? Deal.”
“Our first kiss was under the mistletoe at a party but somehow we managed to never exchange names and then we couldn’t find each other again for a whole two months afterwards because it turns out you were a gatecrasher as well and no one at the party knew either of us”
“You hit me so hard with a snowball that you had to take me to the ER but it turns out that I’m actually extremely attracted to you and can’t help but forgive you so like? Maybe wanna get coffee after? You owe me that much”
“I have a giant extended family and you barely have any family at all and this whole Christmas routine is getting tiresome for me but I can tell that you’re really enjoying yourself because it’s something you never got to do and watching you interact with my ancient relatives is fucking adorable”
>>23024461
You can just insert "And I'm going to fuck you" to the end and then <insert sex scene>
And this is my wish for everybody. Happy Christmas, FSA!
>>23024610
I honestly don't know what you think you've achieved. I had decided to give you another chance, and now that chance is finished. If anything, I feel really good knowing you're the cunt we always thought you were. Probably the best gift I'm going to get all christmas, and you've given one to each of us.
weird thread is weird
>>23024610
>>23024624
Can we have at least THIS WIERD NIGHT be about naughty Christmas and not about our resident evil?
>>23024610
>Oh and Widget
"Make fun of with an incredibly silly insult from middle school."
Thank you for following the chart.
Do you feel embarrassed about what you said yesterday? Don't, it's okay, no one could think less of you.
>>23024610
Guys...remember soc's rule 10 is "Be respectful to each other."
The report function exists for a reason. All I want for Christmas is IX to finally be globally banned.
Constantly breaking rule 10, frequently breaking rules 6 and 8. When he fucks up, report him, it's that simple.
>attempt to report post
>no longer exists
This is nice
>>23023765
Hi there LW. Thanks for the post. Sorry that you seem to have been lost in the thread drama. But welcome, and we hope you post more. And Merry Christmas too.
>>23024963
Thank you.
>>23024425
>>23024427
>>23024430
>>23024433
>>23024437
I cant find anything else by this guy on any site because there's no name to search by
>>23025139
That's Jab. Real easy to find his shit. It used to be spammed on newsgroups back in the dark ages. He has a site and everything.
>>23025146
I have to go to newgrounds to find "jab"s porn?
He doesnt show up at exhentai under any name and neither sankaku
tell me what you use to browse him
>>23025170
sorry and yeah i am
i dont know where to find the western shit i usually find it on exhentai tho
thank you
>>23025174
Yeah, I posted the wrong link
http://www.jabcomix.com/
>>23025179
you want me to pay for it..
>>23025187
No, Timmy. HE wants you to pay. I sure don't
Like I said. I used to browse newsgroups. Never paid for anything there and saw all of AyPapi Also look on /aco/ where I found that xmas story. But torrents are out there.
>>23025162
Do a search for "8muses" comix.
Merry Christmas everyone! ;)
This especially goes out to Ollie, Widget and Mittens. Have a REALLY merry Christmas!
I love all of you! ;)
Also my New Years resolution is to be really nice and prevent thread derailing!
Have a great one guys.
;)
>>23025227
I still have a screenshot of that last post you made and then deleted.
Merry Christmas to all the performers! These threads are always a delight after a long day.
>>23025227
One of these days you and me are going to have a walking into churches and not bursting into flames contest.
I'm officially drunk and I recorded this in public.
Anyone want anything that doesn't involve sound effects/orgasm?
>>23024425
http://chirb.it/vOzq1p
>>23024537
http://chirb.it/vDbrtv
>>23019240
>>23025613
I'm a lying bitch.
I dropped
http://chirb.it/ac4q1c
>>23024537
IT's this one.
>>23025613
>http://chirb.it/ac4q1c
You're still damn cute when your Punk in Drublic
>>23025711
...Yeah. I'm adorable.
Don't tell anyone.
it's only because I adore all of you fine people.
any really sexy music on spotify??
>>23025753
do they have "Yes, Boss" by...um....Hess, I think?
>>23025613
>burning church
And when that day comes I'll naturally say like the true gentleman I am, "ladies first". ;)
And there you go with that angelic voice again. Thats something special right there Zan. Magical.
>also, I like you drunk.
I gottagotabed
STAY BUMPED!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Night Elves! Report for duty!
>>23026056
>I'm game
>for elune
>I pretty much only played orcs sorry
Would anyone be kind enough to record this?
Harley here!
Just wanted to wish everyone a murray-happy-whatever-the-fuck-you-believe-in! <3 miss you.
>>23023765
You sound like a very sensible girl and has plenty going for herself.
That's very sexy to me.
(quoted the wrong post, damnit)
>>23027509
Heh, thank you.
>>23017705
I was/am in charge of dessert, yesterday was frozen grapes with chocolate ganache and today was supposed to be lemon meringue pie but I fucked up :(((
I have only once made meringue successfully, so I should have known. I kind of saved it by shaping the shortbread into stars, back into the oven caramelising the lemon curd and putting candied pecans on top. Serving it with ice cream and limoncello, yummm.
Tomorrow's tiramisu which I hope to not fuck up, y'know.
I hope you are all having a merrrry christmas <3
cheers from poodle pip
>>23027724
I would anything made by you Pippins, I even had to google half the ingredients you mentioned.
Besides, perfect Chrismas meals/desserts make for lousy dinner conversation.
I have faith in your Tiramisu, remember to have fun making it :)
I had a lousy Christmas by the way, but that was to be expected. Well uni starts again in about a week to distract me again from my worries.
>>23027743
>>23027724
Tiramisu is fucking amazing, and you probably can't fuck it up.
Good luck, Pip! Someone should be eating that today.
>>23027724
Excellent recovery, Pip! That's something they should teach in cooking school: how to make do with what you have when disaster strikes. Happy Christmas!
Afternoon FSA. Stray here with a quiet Christmas fap to amuse.
http://chirb.it/ecczGe
>>23028219
Thanks for the present! Just what I wanted!
New Year’s Eve Script/Improv Ideas
Your character has to decide which NYE party to go to.
Your character is cursed and only a NYE kiss will save them.
Your character interviews people about their resolutions.
Your character’s neighbor is persuaded the world is going to end at midnight.
Your character works/volunteers at an animal shelter and they try to figure out how to make NYE as safe for the animals as possible.
Your character decides to change their life after midnight.
When the midnight strikes, the character finds themselves far in the future…
…or the past.
Your character sneaks out of their home to go see fireworks rather than spend NYE with their family.
Your character goes on a flight around the world to celebrate NYE.
Describe the NYE celebration on a space ship.
Your character decides to sleep through the midnight.
Your character witnesses something strange at midnight.
Your character is spending a NYE party trying to come up with resolutions.
A fortuneteller tells your character they’ll meet their true love at midnight on NYE
>>23025763
thats good
any more hot obedient music?
>>23028476
There's this YouTube channel that I haven't sampled. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLd8bi5enIqa3xui4G04tO_6D4XOjcMX9L
There's Britney's 'Slave 4 U" which isn't as good as Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle" Rihanna did something good with "Rude Boy"
>>23028476
I don't do Spotify but there is a list called "Songs to Whip Your Lover To"
>>23028476
https://soundcloud.com/permanentrecords/gray-bunnies-he-hit-me-and-it-felt-like-a-kiss
>>23027743
I'unno man I've made some crappy food. I hope the rest of your holidays are better <3
>>23027943
I made runny tiramisu once, haha. Still tasty though so we'll be fine!
>>23028108
disaster cooking is my specialty ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ! Merry christmas to you!
>>23028219
That was really nice :3
FSA needs more schlik sessions in my opinion.
>>23028987
I don't know girl, I have some reports to write but that's about it.
My thesis application got turned down as well.
>no friends, girlfriend or other contacts
>>23023425
This was really hot to hear, and I think we'd get along well if that's not creepy.
You talked about some kinds of incest turning you on, which kinds?
>>23028219
Goddamn that was hot. You sound like you might enjoy being tied up and orgasm/tortured with vibrators.
>>23028394
http://chirb.it/Ddyq0D
>>23029584
>http://chirb.it/Ddyq0D
I think it's more about all the animal hit or killed by drunk drivers, maybe? Though those Baal worshipers tend to go overboard whatever the holiday.
>>23029022
It's not creepy!
Mostly father/daughter and older brother/younger sister.
>>23029605
Oh! I thought it was the animals in the shelter specifically.
>>23029649
We have some really ethical shelters in my valley, but it's no place I would ever want to work. They have choices to make that I could never make. But there is rarely enough funding or donations and never enough to board animals indefinitely
>>23029625
...this isn't fair because those are pretty much the ones I enjoy most as well. Along with the various consensual Non-con you kinda stated near the end.
I'd love to hear any fantasies you had on either of those, or maybe something off the cuff involving an 'older brother'!
>>23029749
Uh, I can't record anything for a few hours at least, but https://www.chirbit.com/widget
>>23029813
It's fine! You really do interest me beyond the voice though ;3 And looking through what you've done, that whole "female pretending to be male pretending to be female' intrigues me.
Are you in a relationship now? I'd be surprised if you weren't. Oh, and please feel free to stop me if I get too personal.
>>23029909
Uh, I sort of am? Idk. The female-pretending-to-be-male-pretending-to-be-female thing was pretty bad on my part.
>>23029938
Eh, I didn't think it was too bad.
Your significant other share any of your kinks/fantasies?
>>23029951
He's into SM stuff too, and I think he has a bimbo thing I'd like to explore. What about you? @-@
>>23029746
This is like the time I went on that charity kickstarter and wanted to give all my savings to dogs that needed surgery, only my savings are tapped out and I'm mildly intoxicated.
>>23029981
MM, sadly without anyone myself right now. Kinda why I hang around /soc/ at the moment. Granted, I'm not in the best place to find people, it seems.
>>23030008
Ah, I meant more like, what are you into?
>>23030008
The board claims we are about cams and meetups, but FSA is only here because thepace suits us, and it really should say, "cams, meetups and audio."
>>23030008
Ah. Well, the incest as we went over, specifically I strongly consider myself a type of daddy dom. Light to medium bondage, some light humiliation...I like orgasm torture, public teasing, some pet play here and there, and some of the more basic things.
>>23030036
was supposed to quote >>23030021
>>23030036
Ah, I see!
>>23030050
Yep. That's what I'm into in a nutshell outside of hobbies. Hobbies where being a druggy would be cheaper >.>
>>23030066
Oh..!
>>23030080
Yeah. Being a nerd is not cheap. Especially when your hobbies include woodworking (if you had the space), video games, and board games.
>>23030035
I agree, maybe the Janny can pass that along to the higher-ups. Unless your the Janny. I've always thought you were.
>>23028219
Thanks Stray! So nice ;) hey did you ever get that collab girl 1 part voiced? Also, I totally am still doing your teacher/student audio on MSA I just got stuck at the gym with faggots doing Crossfit for hours.
>>23030050
Ever the conversationalist!
>>23026848
Hi Harley! ;) I'd like to meet you in that maze sometime, unnnghh. Don't be a stranger.
Hey it's mittens
I feel so shitty and I've been so so sick lately ugh I'm nearly in screaming pain
>>23030097
>video games
Which ones do you play?
>>23030114
Pretty much this, that, the other thing. Lots of easily bounced around ones, Saints Row 2-4 when I'm feeling like running amok. Recently finished the main story of Sleeping Dogs and i'm working on the DLC. Playing Tales of Zesteria, among other things.
>>23030120
Oh, not much multi-player?
>>23030120
Here and there. I used to League casually. The random F2P MMO that catches my eye. Civ, Borderlands, Payday 2. I've got over 300 games just on steam.
>>23030157
Oh! I like Civ and League. I used to play an old Korean mmo but it's very dead now.
>>23030174
Oh? Which one?
And I'd love someone to play Civ with. Which ones do you have?
>>23028219
I definitely need more "describing vibrators while using them" in my life.
>>23030184
On steam, just the base game and Nebuchadnezzar. The mmo was Ragnarok Online.
>>23030251
Ah yes, a good one. RO2 isn't too bad, and it's not too hard to find a good RO private server.
And do you mean Civ 5 or like, Civ 1?
>>23030254
My friend runs a private server. It's just the population on private and official is a shell of its former self. Civ 5. We should probably stop writing in the thread like this I think.
>>23030265
It's Okay tonight. Talk about your toys is keeping the thread bumped. Most everyone is busy with other things.
I Am a Submissive
I am a submissive. I am a slave. I am my Master's pet; I can sometimes be little, and sometimes impish. I love to feel "small" to his "big." I am an emotional masochist - and maybe a little bit of a physical one, too. I can bottom, but I do not submit to "get off" or get my kicks or satisfy my kink. I can Top, too, and sometimes do so in service to my Master. While all of those things might be fun, and all of those things have their place, they only express the smallest part of who I am and why I submit.
I submit to fulfill a part of myself which cannot find fulfillment anywhere other than submission. I am fulfilled by this journey that submission is leading me through - it is a process of discovery, revelation, and growth. It plumbs the depths of my core in a way unlike any other. I am fulfilled by pleasing my Master, in whatever form that takes. I am fulfilled by serving a Master who is worthy of my submission.
He is Master, he is Sir, he is Daddy. He leads me, he pushes me, he guides me, he teaches me. I revel in his control, his command, and his force of will. He is one of the most honorable people I know. It is truly an honor and a privilege to serve him.
Yes, I have limits. Yes, I have a fairly strong sense of self. In fact, the times that I pull back a little are those times when I fear I might lose that sense of self. I might be slave, but I am empowered by that - made more, not less. I am not "less than"; I am beneath. I do not "give in" - I simply give.
>>23028227
>>23028998
>>23029172
Glad you guys enjoyed it.
>>23030102
Shit script, bruh.
>>23030245
That's the plan to do with all my toys. All I need are a few days alone so I can actually be loud.
>>23030625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UOOKHzukT3 with some modifications.
Also any requests for anything? Any subjects I could ramble about? Else it's back to watching adorable cartoons tonight.
>>23030990
It would be an awesome time, for sure. I'm cis male but I tend to fantasize about what it would be like to have a pussy and to be tortured by vibrators while being tied up, so hearing any descriptions you may give of any part of your fapping is totally appreciated.
>>23024427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxPtowWXyM
>>23026612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ea8bNZnVlV
These are all a bit TOOOOO LOUDDD (please turn them down okay) because Vocaroo is terribad. Going to figure out Chirbits stuff for longer scripts but takes a while to sort through the non-relevant stuffs.
also Merry what's-left-of-Christmas,
-Bitz!!
>>23028219
stray, do you mind if I ask how old you are? you sound like you are in your early twenties
>>23031088
Hey! Nice to hear from you.
Merry festive season and happy new year if you're not back around these ways by then.
>>23030102
Never would I be a janitor here. I just have crazy dreams about increasing OP's powers that no one would ever listen to.
>>23030990
Nicely done. I like the alterations.
>>23031088
Merry backatcha, Bits! You make a sweet Julia. Don't be such a stranger!
Whew! long day of bumping the thread is over
Night Crew (elves, fairies, orcs, whatever) Report for the overnight
STAY BUMPED
Did Femsub script!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IAAprDrBOn
-Little Wife
>>23021395
Eve I dunno if you got this before but
>bf with fur fetish improv
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s116UY8c51RC
>I was actually playing with a fuzzy blanket the entire time.
This was absolutely exquisite, made even better knowing you were playing with the blanket as you recorded. Wow and thankyou!
Small request for an improv: if a femanon could record themselves acting as a submissive catgirl with lots of meowing and nyaaing and kisses and submissive, needy whines. Doesn't really need any talking but please feel to include anything you feel like. Thank you!
>>23031369
You've got a fantastic voice, Little Wife. I'd love to hear you give a certain script of mine a try, if you're okay with something a bit more directly taboo and cruel. Think you'd be up for something like that?
>>23031539
Thank you! Can I look at it and then decide.
>>23031023
I suppose I can get a bit more descriptive on the sensations next time with a toy.
>>23031146
Try late twenties. I don't sound or look my age.
>>23031312
Why thank you
- Stray
>>23031551
Of course. I posted it earlier, but you might not have seen it yet.
http://pastebin.com/rBBsdxVy
>>23031563
Mmmmm, I'm not quite sure I'm comfortable with this. Maybe! I'll consider it.
>>23031661
Thanks for giving it a read, whether or not you decide to perform it.
TECHNICALLY F4F POETRY BUMP
A Letter to Zero Part 2
Submit to me
Abandon your fears, your labors, your dreams…
Your misery is mine
Lie back and close your eyes—
I will be a looming shadow of anticipation
Cold steel will touch your bare skin
And only your body will be afraid,
The cold chill of your rushing blood sending
A shiver throughout your being,
Your heart thrashing in your chest and
Filled with fire
I will drag the tip of the knife over your body,
Across your chest,
Running circles around the sensitive pink flesh,
As I raise a trembling hand to my cheek,
Savoring the tenderness of your skin, worshiping it
With soft kisses and caresses
When your breath has become shallow,
Your thighs rubbing together beneath me,
My tribute will travel down your arm,
The knife across your shoulders,
Until I have a left a symbol of my devotion
On every inch of your stomach, as I have felt
The butterflies,
And down your waist,
Warm breath between your legs
The sharp, silver edge will kiss your cheek:
Your mind will plot escape routes
While your legs wrap around my neck
I will extend a supple tongue, reveling
In the vice grip on my hair
The tip of the blade will catch your bottom lip
My free hand will hold your writhing hips—
I have no ropes, no chains, no barbed-wire,
Not for you:
Possibility brought us together,
Devotion keeps your hand in mine
And gives me strength
Be one with your ecstasy,
Drown in it,
Allow yourself liberation from your discipline,
Your self-control,
And embrace the parabiosis with your love
And let me know your climax
I will seal our commitment with a kiss
On your flush lips
When the rite is complete
And in the warmth of each other’s arms,
I will promise you every star in the sky
>>implying
BUMP and hit the snooze bar
If anyone would like to recite a poem I wrote as a late christmas present to an internet stranger why that would just make me the happiest internet stranger.
To feel the heartbeat of another against that which is my own
It is a yearning desire, one of which can not be overthrown
I stay up at night with the feeling that never leaves, that I will always be alone
All my warmth and hope leaves my body and turns me into stone
>>23032671
Beautiful bro.
A kindred spirit after my own.
Hopefully someone reads that for you. ;)
>>23033271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ncBqlmVzrn
>>23032671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZE50Mjp8no
-Little Wife
anyone got the sexy harley quinn vocaroo ? the BJ one
>>23034196
Do you mean the one by Moose that gets posted all over the chan?
>>23034307
yes
>>23034393
Well, this isn't it, but....
https://soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/F4A-Harley-Quinn-Makes-a-House-Call-CheatingBe-My-Puddin-Tonight-BJ-OralRiding-Vroom-VroomFunny-Girls-are-Sexy-GIrls
>>23034067
Thank you LW. That was beautiful :')
>>23033271
I'm hormonal or hungover or something this morning and reading this made me almost start crying.
http://chirb.it/zyGKfx
>>23035021
Um...just let it out. I get that way reading "The Little Prince"
>>23035073
Oh god.
Or the last chapter of Winnie the Pooh.
You couldn't pay me enough money to read that again.
Hope everyone had a good holiday! I got actual presents this year! Tupperware you can put in the oven and mardi gras colored gaming dice and some vanilla sandalwood soap and stuff. Anyone know how to get weed smell out of a stuffed animal? I tried washing but... still reeks of weed.
>>23035138
H-how did you get your stuffed animal to smell like that to begin with?
>>23035151
He was a present from someone who's housemates are stoners? So he reeks of cigarettes and weed now.
Can someone just tell me about their day?
>>23026848
You have such a variety of recordings and they're all done so well. It's nice hearing different stuff depending on what I feel like. Yeah, Never leave please
>>23035415
http://chirb.it/zyGKfx
>>23035738
Sorry. That completely didn't work on my phone the first time. Here's my day. It was boring.
http://chirb.it/hDM08M
VK Establishing
My Scripts in chronological order
http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
FEATURED WORK: FOCUS ON ROLEPLAY
"The Good Little Wife"
[F4M] [Rom][Teacher-student][roleplay][ageplay][bestwife]
(inspired b "Amy as Wendy" by Racheal Ross on ASSTR
When her husband comes home from his teaching job all wrought up about his sexy students and their teasing, she has the solution.
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 1141 (medium)
"The Party: Story 4: Selene's Rite of Life"
[Script][F4M][Party][Playacting][Bad faux Wiccan poetry][Good Deeds][Vanilla]
http://pastebin.com/s34uL5f4
Selene was abandoned by her boyfriend at the wildest party ever, when a gorgeous man asked her to kill him. She saves him with sex and um...magic...yeah...magic.
30 Minutes in Heaven with The Babysitter
[babysitter][ageplay][roleplay][closet]
He's nervous about what will happen at his first boy and girl party, but she has the answer.
http://pastebin.com/2qJVV7rV
"The Beast in You" MF Roleplay, BDSM, Romantic
She wants to awaken his dark side. Will she?
http://pastebin.com/hTZkyFEH
"Role Play Gone Wrong"
(Rape][Abduction][roleplay][twist]
She's playing a kidnap game with her boyfriend, or is she?
http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
Line 54
"Dressing Room Surprise" JOI
[Romantic][roleplay][genie costume]
http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
(Line 44)
"Birthday Genie"
[Teacher/Student][Romantic][roleplay][genie costume][series]
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
Line 133
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>>23035854
VK I love you man. You're such a great guy man I'm sorry you gotta deal with someone like me. Just know, I always got your back though. Give me that fist bump. ;)
>>23036145
Just mind yourself and behave. I am no janitor or mod, but my reports seem to get listened to.
>>23036161
*does the big hero six finger thing*
I'll try bro I got a real problem controlling my temper and actions. I'm impulse driven and it's gotten me into SO much trouble. Well either way you know how I feel about you. I wish I was all chillax like you are.
>>23035836
Isn't that awkward him being there? I know there is no way in hell any of my ex's could be even 10 feet from me. We'd be either trying to fight or fuck all the time and it would suck so bad.
Also, Do you play and blizzard stuff by chance, like D3 or SC2? Those and fallout 4 obviously are the only things I play currently.
>>23036191
I used to play Diablo. I do not currently.
Honestly? Not most of the time. We mostly fought over money, so now that's all separate and that's good. We still fight sometimes over chores and things, but not as often because I don't have to take it at all personally. I'd rather live alone. I'm so bad at girlfriending, it's ridiculous. Like I don't bother men to do things or remind them or clean up after them, and sometimes I need time alone like other people need air. The only part I really have down is the cooking dinner part and the having sex part. I'd rather live by myself, but I can be patient, plus it's dirt cheap.
>>23014666
Enjoyed the 'panting like a bitch' recording you did for me last thread! I've got another request... pretty lengthy and wordy. Also- given its length you don't have to be that accurate any improv more than welcome!
>>23030625
>That pic
Is that Skullface?
and wide hips are in full display before you shove your nose in my pussy for a whiff. <long whiff> You'll then proceed to stick your dick in my pussy to mindlessly and furiously hump me from behind until your sack runs completely dry and your semen starts dripping out of my pussy. Powerless to stop until your cardinal desires have been entirely sated. I guess I can't blame you. Wide hips, round ass, large bust, and full lips. You can't say no to me. I'm prime breeding material. You are genetically predisposed to want me. They say you want one of those pretty skinny models with a stick figure and a thigh gap... That's not true is it? You want a thick bitch with long hair and a plump butt. You want to bend me over just pound away all that sexual aggression while you pull my hair. Fuck, you know this big ass can take a hard beating so don't hold back. I'll face down, whimper and moan but i'll stay there and just take it like a good bitch...
>>23036255
I don't even know. I got it off of /aco/
>>23036263
I'm pretty sure it's him seeing him in that kind of situation is weird.
>>23036253
>>23036256
Did you maybe drop some of this?
It might be easier if you used pastebin.
>>23036302
I've been here too long. I don't have any sense of weird anymore.
>>23035836
>http://chirb.it/hDM08M
just listened to this
>living with ex
>not a big deal
lol isn't there just so much sheer awkwardness? Forget hostility or passive aggressive behaviour would not have been able to do that due to pure awkwardness. She's a nice person and all but it gets weird talking for 2 minute after running into her on campus. Also path of exile worth starting? Kinda recently gained interest but I feel like it's literally no fun w/o friends and at the same time hard to convince people to play.
>>23036311
Glad you caught on, yes I did :( I'll try some damage control and use pastebin
>>23036351
I've lived with so many really weird people in my life, you have no idea. And... he's the nicest ex I've ever had. We basically broke up because we didn't work as a couple... there are exes I couldn't live with, and exes I still want to smack every time I see them. Maybe it will be awful one day and I'll kick him out.
I don't play video games very often, but I like POE. It's not like nintendo hard that's what you're into, but it has a lot of stuff to add more or less challenge. I really like the plot and the fact that you can't pay to win. At least try and beat it once so you can see all the dialogue from my favorite character Dialla and almost accidentally destroy the world.
I'd try playing with people on here but I think that might have the potential to get awkward real quick.
>>23036311
http://pastebin.com/cLT4w7a6
>>23036381
Fair enough, I mean if you have non-romantic interest I guess it could work?
As for path of exile I'll try to convince some friends and give it a go. Though I enjoy RPGs I'm more interested in path of exile for the multiplayer aspect. If I can't convince friends i'll probably drop it to be honest.
> potential to get awkward real quick.
really, really quick.
>work is a nonstop parade of dumb assholes who are physically incapable of paying attention
>a lady on fetlife wants to Skype but my phone refuses to let me use it without connecting my real identity and my desktop is constantly in earshot of people
It would be nice if someone would record something vaguely calming. I am so mad.
>>23036245
Yeah I can see that Zan. I'll warn you, never get married ;) anyways, it sounds like you've kinda-sorta? figured that out on your own, it's just so much easier to stay single and date.
Money of course can be a factor, two person incomes are very nice. But is money worth the pain? Nah.
Well hit me up if you get D3 again, we could do some torment runs together.
Aight I'm hitting the hay, night VK and Zanny ;)
>>23034981
You're welcome! I appreciate it.
>>23014521
oh man, you have no idea what my girlfriend and I would give to get into bed with you
STAY BUMPED!
NIGHT CREW!
Gotta work in the moanin'
"Colors of the Wind" - Pocahontas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R9PJY0LVAT
"Part of Your World" - The Little Mermaid
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B4QWJBWQY5
>>23031418
Yay! I'm glad you liked it! The Christmas addition to the prompt really helped get me in the right set of mind. <3 Christmas, forever.
-Eve
BUMP. I have no content made but I can't sleep and page 8.
BU*MP and GO
For about 7 hours, so let's be about it, people!
>>23014341
This was really nice, gonna check out the rest of your stuff
>>23039462
Thank you.
>>23027724
I love girls that can cook.
Hope you had a nice Christmas <3
>>23039634
Stealth BUMP
GIANT HENTAI PANEL CHALLENGE!
How many can you read before cracking up?
>>23040603
I love this collection of snippets. I was actually challenged to read this whole thing aloud for some friends. I think I got about 2/3 of the way through before I broke.
>>23040900
Audio or it never happened!
>Haha. not really, just bumping.
>>23040603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lwZYuD4Rj3
People are still awake so I couldn't do many. These are so weird.
>>23035433
Thank you! <3
I'm on a break, but I will return eventually. Just getting life figured out.
Could someone maybe give this a shot?
Basically it's a script i wrote where a witch/mistress gives their slave a magic potion to change their gender. ^.^
http://pastebin.com/xtqZd5kV
>>23031553
Your recordings are awesome..
Is there a way to get a personal one? I wouldnt mind paying
>>23040603
I think this might need to be my new pc wallpaper.
http://chirb.it/CLfrzn
>>23042847
So you can get through all of it?
>>23042932
Not even close.
>>23042943
To be cooler than your roommate?
To appall your family?
>>23040603
>But I'll take your virginity, Mom
Is that an hentai about Jesus fucking Mary?
New IP, new day, new mic~
>>23031563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLS2sERq6r
Have a terrible thing.
>>23040603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8JgSEV26x
>>23042540
What the fuck dude?
STAY BUMPED
PAIN!
>>23017870
A few thoughts:
1. Would marry your voice if the Supreme Court ok'd it.
2. Fun fact: Frost wracked his brain for months on the last line, knowing he wanted to keep the same rhyme throughout the stanza. He would often re-read drafts aloud as a way of promoting his creativity, so sitting at his desk, repeating "miles to go before I sleep" aloud, the idea to repeat the line in the poem fell on him.
>>23043224
Thank you very much. Was it really traumatizing for you? I think you did a lovely job. But if it's not something you feel good about doing, don't ever feel obliged, okay?
>>23043415
I actually kept the script open from the last thread. I never noticed the underage aspect and implied incest until I started reading it SO- No foul.
-Stray
>>23043438
Fair enough. I have a grubby mind when it comes to this stuff. Eventually I'll work up some less disturbing scripts. I don't want to be the guy who scars Pearl irreparably.
Requesting a Kitsune girl inviting someone to cuddle in her fluffy tails and saying "Nah, you're not trash. Get over here and cuddle." A healing audio for anyone finding it difficult to continue.
>>23043288
Thank you!
I love poetry. I write some myself, sometimes. Frost's work just has a way of making me understand myself. I love the way the repetition of the line implies that it's not something he wants to do but must.
Page 8? I think not. Have a terrible thing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZBCIcUtkgE
>>23043921
Where's a Shibe when you need her?
>>23043471
Given the usual contents of these threads, underage and incest is pretty...normal.
>>23045052
Pretty normal...maybe, but there's a bit of a gulf between what I wrote and what you just recorded/posted. (Both are sexy though.)
http://tindeck.com/listen/crcwc
New girl questions. I decided to start out with the MSA ones that were a bit more "tame." :P
~Reji
Weird fantasy thread girl here.
Does anyone have a request for me or whatever?
I already did that as punishment yesterday it was my first time doing such things so...
So humiliating.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fh6k2A6cim
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GpjMucdjd4
>>23045924
We would like to hear the dirty sounds of your wet pussy.
>>23045965
I tried but it doesn't make any specific sounds..is it because it's so tight down there? Not wet enough? I wonder...
>>23045924
Do one while masturbating and cum?
>>23045973
And beg for anon cock?
>>23045973
Use saliva, finger in and out abit, slide finger over the hole in round movements without inserting it, improvise based on that.
Keep the mic next to it as you do it.
>>23045974
But i came on the second one anon..
It was separated because reasons (roomate and weird noise that scared me)
>>23045983
I never beg i made others beg once or twice but... I wonder how the tables would turn around
>>23045988
I-I will try to do it once i am back home
>>23046010
And maybe post a picture of yourself to go along with the audio?
>>23046010
>>23046020
That too, since you haven't a proper one yesterday when you were done.
Also how about you try to do that in the closest bathroom(/public bathroom) to you right now.
That would be exciting, wouldnt it? ^^
>>23046020
Eh?what kind of pic? This is an audio thread anon.
>>23046028
I risk to be heard!! I am not wet right now anyway.
>>23045924
>F39R1gZ
In fact i heard it yesterday (night, for i'm in France) and i must admit you make some niiiice noises ;) I want more !
and now, of course !
>>23046039
Like a book cover get them in with the picture and hook them with the audio idk something like from your mouth down clothed or unclothed just a suggestion :p
>>23046039
Try to not moan then!
Just edge it, keep the main dish for when youre home. (be as quiet as you can with your voice)
Try to keep it just the sounds of your pussy.
We'll hear if youre wet or not.
and the idea of public place is great ! I vote for it !!
>>23046039
well, just find a thread for it, then !!
no risk to be heard while taking pics in public bathroom ;) and who knows, it can be exciting enough for you to get wet !!
>>23046043
Ahh i am from europe as well anon. Not saying much. But i speak french as a first language.
..I will see what i can do. I am in a subway there
>>23046202
ho geat ! (well, not the subway, the fact that we can get some linguistic privacy in front of everyone by using good ol' verlan slang)
et de plus le board ne serait sans doute pas contre une petite demoiselle cherchant a contenir son orgasme en marmonnant en francais ! l'exotisme, c'est toujours efficace !
Hi! Looking to get a femanon to voice the part of girl 1 (G1) for this script. Part #2 has already been voiced by loligag. What I do is mix your voice in with the other for the collab. This is for a k9 (beast) script.
http://pastebin.com/LMLSEk7R
Page 7? BUMP
Bump.
>>23046256
i'm back,phone is charging, i have the audio in it. You can't really hear much but i've been asked for it quite a lot so... you can hear some muffled moanings from the panties in my mouth as asked.
I just did it because i was bored, not because i really want it or anything.
i will post it once phone is charged in some time
Until then i'll take a warm bath and wash my blonde locks. See ya.
>>23047399
Anticipation BUMP
>>23047692
Kill yourself
>>23047744
Haha! Sure, anon. But you go first.
"Anticipation" BUMP
Anticipation.
It is so wonderfully agonizing. A touch, a caress, a slap. All those sensations alone feel so good. But if you make me wait for it, it becomes so much more powerful. I get so excited when I am kept waiting and wanting. Especially when I don't know what is coming or when.
Just like when I'm told to face forward and not move as you stand behind me. I wait and wonder what you are planning for me. I can feel shivers running up and down my spine. My breath quickens just standing there with all those devious thoughts running through my head; all the possibilities that could be. I hear every creak the floor makes as you move, preparing whatever you have in store for me.
Everything seems to feel like it is taking longer. Seconds feel like minutes. I even feel myself get excited standing there. I feel the slow burn inside me. When I'm like that the smallest touch can make me jump. A hand running over my body feels so new--like I was just now feeling it for the first time ever! A spank or the kiss of a whip can can have an especially strong sting.
I want to give myself over completely. To submit and do anything you say. To be your slave, your slut, your naughty girl. Anything, as long as I am being used. But I know that being made to wait, being patient, will make it so much better in the end. And it is almost time to start.
New Discord for those who are interested; FSA and MSA.
https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcRYH1jl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sPIpwcOxJyThere. I am late i know.
With panties stuffed in the mouth as requested. My mouth (like the rest of my body, ironically) is small so i couldnt stuff it all.
I hope it's good and not gross...it was so wet i could finally slip one finger in and curled it a little bit,moved it,...the taste of it is weirdly sweet and salty too when i sucked on my fingers afterwards.
>>23048369
Cute voice and cute pic. Your sounds are fun.
>>23048369
vous voilà ??
vous en avez mis du temps !!
(ok those wet sounds of yours are just fine, so you're almost forgiven)
>>23048419
Fun? It's embarassing if anything but...fine for this time. You dirty pervs.
>>23048424
Oui j'ai mis plus de temps que prévu..awawa...(i hope so)
>>23048369
but a warm bath is the best place on earth,
(exception made of some shy little girl holes, of course)
>>23048473
You seemed to be enjoying yourself, you little show off!
>>23048487
mais juste un seul doigt ? seriez-vous étroite à ce point ? ca necessite une verification
and i don't remember that you were authorized to taste it...
Also if anyone wants me to do weaboo shit i am 100% fine with it.
>>23048511
Je suis encore vierge. Et oui je le suis. Tres.
Verification? Ehhh?
I do what i please. I am quite disobedient you see.
>>23048491
As if!!. Don't think i truly enjoyed it or anything.
>>23048555
Such a bad liar. A spanking audio clip should be next for punishment!
>>23048555
I don't feel like putting the French posts in google translate, so I can't tell, but if this guy is being shitty to you, report him and tell us so we can too.
>>23048555
une vidéo s'imposerait, et j'ai une faible pour les jeunes demoiselles desobeissantes, c'est bien plus amusant a frequenter
(et weaboo, vous traduisez ça comment ? ça à l'air bien :)
>>23048599
With roomate there it would be difficult she could hear me. Or else i would do so.
>>23048603
No not at all we are just talking. He's not doing anything bad.
I might be small but i am thougher than that, i don't care if there was one person being shitty i would merely ignore them.
>>23048655
Roommate punishes you? Though you did say you liked to domme, you could always jump her! Maybe edging if you can be quiet enough but after listening to you I am not so sure you can do it.
>>23048655
thanks for defending an ol' perv, dear !
(j'savais que ça les agacerait prodigieusement, et c'est d'autant plus amusant) (yes i got some perticular sense of humor, i know...)
have you found a discreet place to play in this afternoon,by the way ?
>>23048678
(Truth be told i can't domme...i just kinda pretend to. I am a bratty sub. But definitely a sub. Even though i am into girls mostly...she is kinda homophobic and just nope)
I am not noisy usually!
>>23048766
Fooled me. I could even hear how wet you were. Bad bad girl.
>>23048766
You're missing a few things there still.. hmm..
Which I can imagine you didn't do/take?
What kind of punishment should we give you I wonder..?
Good job on the wet noises though, they were very cute~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3IVLrvIxu
>maybe someone wants to chat? im super bored
>>23048953
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3IVLrvIxu
nice voice :)
>>23048976
thanks:)))
>>23048924
Damn...
What did you want more?
Do as you please to. I'm not affraid of punishment.
What a dirty man you are.
>>23014462
Too perfect.
>>23048766
I would have some naughty (not-that-tamed) piece of girl, de mon coté :)
>>23049036
You forgot to show us the result, aswell as exactly how wet those panties were before stuffing them in your mouth.
So I believe its right that you start getting gangbanged by us again until close to cumming, edging 3-4 more times before you go to sleep, but no cumming. (Thats the main punishment. get yourself that close, and craving yet denied until the morning)
Let us hear and see what a drenched mess of a bratty perverted sub you are in the morning.
As youre being fucked and edged start apologizing for being a bratty sub who doesnt know better and who crave our cocks begging for them to keep penetrating you and fucking you silly.. (Make sure we can hear the wet noises again too, not just your cute yet slutty brat voice)
>>23045924
Copy Pasta from /b/
Fresh Super-shorts I wrote in a cap thread the other day
"I really wish I had been human-trafficked like all my friends. Now all I have in this shitty country is this horse to fuck."
"Yes, master, I will remain in this kitchen making sandwiches for you and all your friends. Barefoot? Well, you could tear these stocking off me and gag me with them."
"My sister says you're a good fuck. Nobody's home now, so you can prove it to me. Then maybe I'll tell you how you could have both of us together."
"Do you think he'll fuck both of us now? He looks rich. Maybe if we take off our tops...."
"Daddy, I'm wet!"
"This is what is waiting for you, honey. Come home soon."
"We had a deal. You have to give me your cum. I go crazy if I don't have that sweet taste in my slut mouth."
"I know she can take this in her cunt. Just not sure if I can. But I know how this night will end. Splinters."
"You're an idiot if you don't take us to a hotel right now and let us lick and suck on your body all night."
"So meet me in the pool room tonight and you can run the table on my body."
"Yes, I'm the Sparkle Fairy from the towel commercials! You guessed right, so you win! Win what? Well, you get to take me up to your room and do whatever you want with me."
"Come on, sir. Haven't you always wanted to see two high school cheerleaders hungrily slurping on your cock. You can blow all over our uniforms"
"Is this sexy enough for you? Well, come and get it, big brother!"
"What's wrong, daddy? Don't you like my costume for the Halloween party? Some part of you sure seems to."
"Yeah, that's the cumslut festival pass right there! Join me in the center ring later when I'll be taking on the football team."
>latent kidnapped princess fetish emerges
>feel urge to write script
>can only write "but I poop from there" level dialogue
>running up against the dumb radio drama "I'm gonna talk about the thing I'm doing" issue
How much interest would there be in this; I need to decide whether to spend the time to git gud or not.
Uh, VK...wtf man. This thread has become strange...
>>23049575
It's an ever-changing world here in this performance space. Embrace it. Never ever shame it.
>>23049601
Yeah but I don't speak French ;) but from her pic I think I'm going to learn.
>>23049613
That sounds like a good outcome. One of the nicer stories we could tell.
>>23049620
This is not a Skype thread and nobody gives a fuck about what you stick in your ass.
>>23049620
Seriously, GTFO
>>23049674
Attention FSA, here's the link to the official FSA discord ;) come join us!
https://discord.gg/0jRg94EZy1fCpcmD
Yo VK join up bro
>>23049300
>Yes, master, I will remain in this kitchen making sandwiches for you and all your friends. Barefoot? Well, you could tear these stocking off me and gag me with them."
Care to elaborate a tiny bit more? I want to do it well but don't know if i qualify. A script or something would be welcome?
Also what character typ? Moe? Submissive? Tsundere? Mature?
>>23049748
Also will provide pics in stockings as an image for the audio if needed. Just describe what you wish for, "Master".
>>23049748
This was the picture posted. I thought of it as femsub because that's what I write. I did not think much farther ahead.
>>23049748
Maybe have her strip off and only wear the apron. She talks about how she loves to serve her master even in this non-sexy way. and then gets bent over the sink and fucked hard? When I do an improv request, I like to have more detail, but I'm not prepared.
>>23049807
I see.. if you happen to think farther ahead, feel free to tell me~
Ahh maybe i should begin by a scripted thing my voice betrays me and shakes a little from being nervous so to imagine something is more difficult. Ugh. When will my body stop betraying me?
>>23049781
Yes, please do ;)
>>23049847
>When will my body stop betraying me?
Never, really. The body and the mind will always struggle.
The situation could lend itself to a gangbang, or bukkake scenario after whatever goes on in the kitchen. I've been going through a lot of shit lately and besides my archive >>23035854
This >>23049300
and the other 15 shorties I wrote are my only new content.
This bugs me since you seem like a real fine sub, and I lost my really devoted sub this year, so I'd like to work with you.
NEW SHORTIES PT 2
"It's called Twincest. You interested?"
"We're both really sorry we snuck into your yard to use your pool. We're sure we can make it up to you though. We've done threesomes before and I'm pretty bi. You know you want this."
"Isn't it going to look strange to your neighbors if I show up to your house dressed like this? I do have a long leather coat. I'll be right over."
"I was just resting in your classroom, sir. I'm all right. Gosh the building seems so empty now. Have I ever told you that you're my favorite teacher?"
"We are both graduated from high school and eighteen and all that. Neither of us want to go to some lame beer party. How about you help us with our coming-of-age?
"Is this close dancing we're doing turning you on enough, or do you want more? More kissing to start? Okay. She has a sweet mouth. We're both really getting wet performing for you."
"I love going to garden weddings with you. You always know the best little private areas to make me drop to my knees and suck your cock. I can't wait till we get back to the hotel and you can pull up this dress and drill my wet pussy."
"I know I hardly ever wear this and you know what I really look like. Haha. Yeah, all of me. But I'm really into this idea about a roleplay where you interrogate me about being in ISIS and rape the shit out of me. I'm working on my costume."
>>23049891
Hahaha oh no. i am not a fine little devoted sub. I am more like a stray cat really. I bite and scratch,and just kinda do as i please in general, ignoring orders,.. It would demand some skill to "tame" me.
And all due respect to you, sir, i kinda doubt you are prepared for this.
Well, all good subs disobey when they want their spanks. And she was no different. In the meantime, I think I will dig up a kitty script for you. Not sure where I stuck it.
>>23050145
"Being Kitten for Master"
Master! You're home,<purr> I've waited all day for you to get home. Look at how excited I am...rubbing against your legs.<purring> Oh, I've missed you so much while you've been away at work. <Meow and purr some more> Kitten's wanted her milk. <Giggle>. Oh! Ouch! You don't have to drag me by the hair, Master. I'll come willingly. I'll do anything for you...Oh...<Coyly> Of course I've been a good kitty,
Master. I'm always a good kitten for you, aren't I? <squeal of pain> Ow! <Another squeal> Ow! Yes Master, you're right. I'm sorry for lying. I was a bad kitty today. The mail-man came with a package and I wanted to tease him. I let him see me in just my collar and ears today, like I wear for you every day while you're gone.
Unh! Yes, please please touch your bad kitty Master. You know just how to rub me. I'll do anything for you. I love you, Master. Please fuck me. I don't want to be teased anymore, I just want your big Master cock to fill me up. Mmmmh,<purr> yes. Fuck me hard, pull your kitten's hair. Unh, unh, unh. It's so fucking good. <growl and purr in pain and pleasure> Oh Master, you bit my neck so hard I'm bleeding. Mmmmh, fuck. Does it taste good? I love the feeling of you licking the blood out of me. Fuck, it's so good. Yeah! Pull my hair. Oh Master, I'm so close. Please can I cum? Please?! Oh god, I need to! I'll do anything! <improvise to orgasm> Oh thank-you Master. It's time for my milk now? Of course I'll open wide. <Ahh sound> Oh thank-you, I love my delicious milk. <Swallowing><happy purring> Yum!
>>23050145
>>23049164
I dont see you getting punished, do you require an even harder punishment? or is it too much for you already and something that you cant handle?
tsk tsk such a poor weak kitty.
And I must rest.
STAY BUMPED!
Night Owls, Ostrichs or Rocs!
BUMP
I'd offer more poetry if I had any.
First time in FSA so apologies if I don't quite know how it works, but just wondering if any of the girls here do any ASMR type stuff? I don't have any scripts or anything because I'm the least creative person in the world but if anyone does ear-to-ear whispering gf roleplay type stuff that would be pretty cool. It's the whispering that's the trigger but the gf stuff just makes it extra comfy. Repetitive tapping and scratching are also serious triggers for me.
>>23045052
Please do more audios! Maybe one where you see how hard you can cum and record the results?
FIxed?
Ice and Fire establishing.
Short quick high schlick I did. Wet/cloth/rubbing sounds:
http://chirb.it/wNN3xG
>>23052417
>http://chirb.it/wNN3xG
This, I enjoyed.
>>23052422
Getting high always gives me a boost getting off :I
Fresh Shoties Pt 3
"I hope you don't mind that I let myself in. I felt I had to see you privately about this. You see I know you've been peeking in my windows next door and have been watching me. No, don't get upset. I'm here to tell you that I like it. Why do you think I keep my shades open. It makes me real horny to think of some man getting exited about my body. So....would you like me to strip for you now? I will and then you can touch me...touch me all you want."
"Thanks for coming on this walk with me. Isn't this a cool place? It's so quiet. So deserted...could you fuck me here? It would mean a lot to me."
"Fucking in a hammock isn't easy. We've done it a lot. But with three you need a bed, so we'd better go inside. My sister sucks a mean cock and has a really sweet pussy. Don't be surprised. I told you that if you date one of us, you date both of us. Let's go."
"Nothing like spending a day with my legs wrapped around a strong warm body to make me horny to be fucked. Maybe I"ll try the biker bar tonight"
"You think my hair is 'wild" All of me is just as wild, bro. You thinking about painting this face and hair with your cum? Do it. I'm waiting."
"Just wanted to show you what I'll be wearing under my clothes tomorrow. Play your cards right and you can see it in person after school
"We are both graduated from high school and eighteen and all that. We both loved your anthropology class. Neither of us want to go to some lame beer party. How about you help us with our coming-of-age ritual?
"Is this close dancing we're doing turning you one enough, or do you want more? More kissing to start? Okay. She has a sweet mouth. We're both really getting wet performing for you."
"I love going to garden weddings with you. You always know the best little private areas to make me drop to my knees and suck your cock. I can't wait till we get back to the hotel and you can pull up this dress and drill my wet pussy."
>>23052452
I have a similar reaction to getting high, and I thought I was the only one. Back when I smoked regularly I used to make sure I had somewhere private I could sneak off to just to get off by myself. (Fucking someone else while high wasn't as intense for some reason.)
>>23052417
Damn girl you do that so well. Got me all icy hot and shizz ;)
>>23034196
>>23034307
D'aww I didn't know that was still circulating!
Where in the hell do people post that?
>>23052823
I've seen it on /b/ and /co/ would not be surprised to see it on /aco/.
>>23052838
Ahh, 2 of my favorite boards.
I'm flattered.
Glad to see a functional thread going! Congrats everyone.
BUMP and go
>>23053144
Fist bump and go...
>>23052455
For a minute I read the "coming of age ritual" one as "in the 1980s" and thought it was a Secret History parody script. I don't know if I would enjoy that or need a shower.
I miss you thread. Stay bumped!
>>23053726
You need to actually study anthropology to really get that.
>>23053741
Nah. I got it when I reread it, I was just skimming too fast.
Fresh Shorties Part 4 (The Last Gasp) These have been promoting discussion and bumping which is good, and if anyone wants to use them to develop a story or an improv around them, feel free.
"I just have to find a way to get away from my uncle and brother. But I really like the way that guy is looking at me. I need to feel his hands on me. Time to spread my wings."
"What would you give me to drop my hands?"
"My bus fantasy was always about Japanese guys pressing into me in a crowd, but if you want to pick me up and take me to an alley or something. I'm down for that too."
"I has tits! Want some?"
"Daddy, my friends and I are your Christmas presents! --giggle-- I told them about your King-sized bed.--and your king-sized cock. Let's go where you can unwrap us."
"You know what I really want to try? You would be lying on the floor and we'd be naked, and I'll do a slow split right down on your cock and put it inside me. "
Here's the rest of me! All yours!
How may I serve you tonight, master?
"It does makes sense. See, this fantasy is about you capturing the female cop, binding her with her own cuffs and raping the daylights out of her. We can use this supply room."
"You better take me to bed, cuz my drunk ass is about to fucking fall off this window ledge.
"A private dance? Well, sir I usually don't do that sort of thing, but you have my interest. Here, take my number and we will set a time for you to learn the true erotic nature of my people."
"Thanks for letting me host this cheerleader sleepover after the game! As we agreed you can choose two to play with right away in their uniforms. Everybody else will be in whatever they are wearing when you find them. Enjoy!"
>>23051949
The plan is to be loud with a toy tomorrow as it's my day off and I'll be alone. We'll see.
Any requests for far less vigorous recordings? Scripts(not that shit dog one), rambles or rant topics?
>>23054716
Um...I would request that you choose from here>>23035854
, but that picture scares me.
>mostly because I'm afraid it will draw /pol/ in.
>>23054747
I had to post it for the Nazi piece of shit because I make his heart go dokidoki. I'll glance over the scripts tonight.
>>23054716
Pillowtalk/cuddle and if you want to talk about something specific go ahead, just something sweet and relaxing.
>>23054716
How about a gentle masturbatory session in which you recount the event when you first had an orgasm?
>>23054747
Are you kiddin'? /pol/ requests are great. Can't even tell when it's them!
>>23055080
They rarely interest me, that's all. I'll take any old thing as a bump. Yes, OP is a whore for bumps.
>>23054754
Lol that's actually pretty funny sly
Femanons, pls pls pls make more cuddling/snuggling/hugging/sleeping together audios!
thx
>>23054764
>>23055916
I have that here: http://chirb.it/vk65v4
>>23054899
Uh. Nah. What's the fun of a gentle masturbation session?
- Stray
>>23024380
Can someone just say "FUCK THIS SNOW WHITE PUSSY YOU FUCKING SPIC, FUCK ME SPIC FUCK ME SPIC." in an angry tone. Plz, i wanna see how it sounds before i ask someone to do it irl. Also it hurts to ask.
>>23024380
kek meant to reply to op wtf?>>23013461
STAY BUMPED
(pic related)
>>23055960
Okay. Revise that to say "beat dat pussy up while describing your first orgasm."
>>23056315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ExjlhcoEcQ
- Stray
>>23055960
That was super sweet, you should do more.
bump???
Looking for someone who does private requests. Halp.?
>>23036385
>>23036351
>>23036256
>>23036253
I had fun with this but I don't know how to tag it.
http://chirb.it/0m64kL
Gratuitous 3AM orgasms.
http://chirb.it/hGhcx0
>>23057597
Can you explain what you mean by this?
Like, not about the request itself, but about the process of taking a private request? We've had some issues with people not respecting boundaries recently, so if you're new, you may not know that several performers list emails for shy people.
>>23055916
http://chirb.it/t9021C
I tried. I miss being cuddled to sleep, too anon, but sweetalk/intimacy improvs are the most awkward for me.
>>23049932
>Twincest
I've been hunting for a twincest script for awhile, at some point I will stop being lazy and do a fraternal twin improv.
>>23057951
Holy shit, Zan. That was the hottest cum I've heard in a while. Inspired me to see if I could match it.
>>23057951
I mean like, being able to make a specific request (preferably incl. names, provided the performer is comfortable with it) in a non-public way.
(I'm a super shy/anxious person, hense not requesting via the thread)
>>23057951
Great now I need to go jerk off thannnks
Can any one recommend a good non con recording? Hard to sort through with so much content. Thanks
Hi FSA, I'm Swirl. I pop in once in a while and share some audios. So, here are some audios. And yup, you are getting the soundgasm links. You'll get over it.
Daddy's New Counting Game (fisting): https://soundgasm.net/u/throwthisawaythataway/Daddys-New-Counting-Game
You want more (F4F fisting): https://soundgasm.net/u/throwthisawaythataway/You-Want-More
Home Alone with Swirl (Swirl sounds): https://soundgasm.net/u/throwthisawaythataway/Home-Alone-With-Swirl
>>23058436
>debian logo
you really have a small imagination.
>>23058436
Thank you!
>>23058436
Thanks for ruining Count von Count for me :(
>>23058436
jesus fuck, you're good at daddy audios. please do more of those.
>>23058453
Um...what? I copied a pretty picture from the internet. Wasn't trying to impress or anything.
>>23058457
You're welcome. :-)
>>23058520
Ah ah ah
>>23058555
I have tons of them. Check out my soundgasm.
>>23058620
I'll sample your schlick files later, the rest of your audios aren't really for me I think. No offense.
>>23058436
Thanks for thinking of us, Swirl! Ignore the baby troll, and understand that shlick fans can be the worst kind of wine snob.
>>23057985
Nice.
>>23058041
Yeah, a couple people do list emails for that reason.
I'm one of them, although I have a terrible attention span. [email protected] is the email I used to use as a throwaway that has been apparently eaten by FSA.
And even though it's okay to be shy, please know that almost everyone here is super nice and accepting.
>>23058090
Poor anon.
>>23058612
>>23058453
If this turns into a distro war somehow...
>>23058941
Can I schedule a dance lesson with you via email?
I would still be interested in that.
>>23058958
>He thinks I can dance
You've got me confused with someone else.
Enjoy your day, anon. Got me to reply.
>>23058962
Oh no, we talked about this a week or two ago.
Please don't dismiss me so quickly.
>>23058941
I just have a history of people strongly reacting to my fetishes (Femdom/pee/eating out) and not like in a good way
Is there like a pastebin or anything for FSA, what certain performers like to do/will not do (meaning like fetishes, etc)
>>23059044
Aww... I don't think we have a general pastebin of people's limits but I know of performers who have done all those things. Your best bet is probably an open request.
>>23059044
>Is there like a pastebin or anything for FSA, what certain performers like to do/will not do (meaning like fetishes, etc)
I tried that one, but it failed. It should be part of a performer's establishing post. Either a list or a recording about it.
General request for like an improv soft femdom > facesitting > peeing JOI
I wish I wasn't a terrible writer / able to write scripts
>>23058941
We all know systems that use systemd by default sucks. And that's the end of it.
>>23057951
>Listens to Insomnia first
>Then Primal urge
>Last was I'm off my meds again, little brother!
J-Jesus... I can't even find the words to how incredible that voice is.
>>23057765
>>Twincest
>I've been hunting for a twincest script for awhile, at some point I will stop being lazy and do a fraternal twin improv.
Okay, there were two ideas there. One of them was two girls dressed the same, either being or pretending to be twins with one of their brothers, and the other one was about a guy dating one twin who learns that he has to date and fuck both of them. The sister are horny AF and don't want to waste time maintaining two relationships. Anywho, what twincest concept are you into?
New to /fsa/
Any request for me out of dirty stuff?
>>23059484
>out of dirty stuff?
Could you clarify what you are asking for?
Words arranged in the right order produce an afterglow. (When you read something beautiful, or something poignant, a powerful but fleeting emotion ensues. Then comes a need to possess that beautiful thing, and to hold on to that emotion. You reread, underline, and maybe copy down the line that produced that sudden rapture. And then it’s all gone.) Retracing my steps as a reader when I write is a way recovering and extending the afterglow.
— Valeria Luisell, from ‘Valeria Luiselli: “A Writer is a Social Climber.”,’ Literary Hub (April 29, 2015)
>>23056567
Eh, I need more direction for the pillow talk stuff. Topics or something.
>>23059804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BiQgcoDGJ9
Also, I fucked up and recorded silence cause my mic was being dumb BUT I'm not doing that shit again, no time...Tomorrow hopefully, maybe.
>>23059484
I still need someone to voice the part of girl 1 for my dog fucking script since you're asking. ;)
Someone already voiced part 2.
http://pastebin.com/LMLSEk7R
BUMP (my last until nearly midnight)
>>23058620
>I have tons of them. Check out my soundgasm.
I like it. ddlg is the best.
>>23059845
not bad, not all the women are able to produce silence.
>>23023004
Bump for this request. Would any ladies be interested in a feminization JOI? I would be eternally grateful. :3
>>23060307
That turns out not to be the case. I found this.
Are you fucking kidding me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school where I was top of my class in AP Women's Studies; I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on /pol; and I have over 300 confirmed instances of absurdly disproportionate overreaction! I am trained in Being Offended At Literally Nothing and I’m the top SRSer in the entire Social Justice Blogosphere! You are nothing to me but just another Cultural Appropriator. I will check your privilege the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with pointing out my blatant hypocrisy and faulty logic over the Internet? Think again, you heteronormative cisgendered fuck! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer, gold-medal Oppression Olympians across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, maggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking doxxed, kid. I can bitch anywhere, anytime, and I can bore you to death in over seven hundred ways, and that's just me droning on endlessly about Third Wave Femimism! Not only am I extensively trained in Concern Trolling, but I have access to the entire nitpicking arsenal of Tumblr and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you ableist shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to unleash upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Mansplaining. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis-scum.
>>23060642
I also would be eternally grateful!! =O
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bj5delOQ96
First time posting a dirty audio, so nervous.
>>23061520
That wasn't dirty, it was rather nice~
Delightful climax as well.
>>23061520
That was hot. I found it arousing
>>23061207
ehhhhh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MSdVKwdyfC
>>23059845
>Eh, I need more direction for the pillow talk stuff. Topics or something.
I understand, for pillowtalk stuff for me it's all about relaxing, reassuring and being comfy in general.
Think of slow relaxing breathing, sounds of bed sheet, sleepy voice, giggles, small kisses anything sweet and cute as for topics could be anything from confessing feelings to just snuggling and fooling around.
I'll give you a simple premise for example:
A lazy sunday morning don't want to get out of bed so you just talk about how good it is to just be there and relax, small talk about how well the relationship is going etc...
I know it's easier for a performer to have a script but i think emotions is the key when it come to stuff like that so giving the performer a lot freedom is best way to get that I think.
But I'll try to dig up some script or entry stuff for you anyway.
>>23061520
You sound super cute, especially at the end :3
>>23061698
>But I'll try to dig up some script or entry stuff for you anyway.
Check out our sweet talk archive bin. I sometimes steal bits from here and there to make new things.
>>23061520
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bj5delOQ96
That was great! Welcome!
>>23061584
Hahaha! Thanks. I like to have all the iterations of that and this one was surprisingly well-written.
>>23061551
>>23061568
>>23061698
>>23061753
..Thanks anons i will do my best from now on.
>>23049735
>https://discord.gg/0jRg94EZy1fCpcmD
The link doesn't work.
>>23062123
This is the new link, I think Luger or AFUG made it tho, not me:
https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcU6xbLJ
Still trying to get VK in there ;)
>>23061520
I take back what I said Alicel, you do have potential!
>>23061520
That was... pretty adorable. And triggering my domness.
>>23062209
You know Ice and Alicel I'm good at mixing collabs and what not, if you two wanna try something...jus' sayin. ;)
>>23062239
>as in lesbian
>>23062151
IX?
Thank you, i guess. If anyone has a request just hand it over and i'll see.
>>23062209
T...Thank you
>>23062248
>tfw am actually (probably) lesbian
..Go on
>>23062296
Do this,>>23047777
please.
>>23062239
>You know Ice and Alicel
Actually no I don't know who that is :I
>I'm good at mixing collabs and what not, if you two wanna try something...jus' sayin. ;)
Nah I got my own game man. I take care of my bitches. Brah.
>>23062314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MIKG4BLzB0
-Ice and Fire
>>23062319
>It is so wonderfully agonizing. A touch, a caress, a slap. All those sensations alone feel so good. But if you make me wait for it, it becomes so much more powerful. I get so excited when I am kept waiting and wanting. Especially when I don't know what is coming or when.
>Just like when I'm told to face forward and not move as you stand behind me. I wait and wonder what you are planning for me. I can feel shivers running up and down my spine. My breath quickens just standing there with all those devious thoughts running through my head; all the possibilities that could be. I hear every creak the floor makes as you move, preparing whatever you have in store for me.
>Everything seems to feel like it is taking longer. Seconds feel like minutes. I even feel myself get excited standing there. I feel the slow burn inside me. When I'm like that the smallest touch can make me jump. A hand running over my body feels so new--like I was just now feeling it for the first time ever! A spank or the kiss of a whip can can have an especially strong sting.
>I want to give myself over completely. To submit and do anything you say. To be your slave, your slut, your naughty girl. Anything, as long as I am being used. But I know that being made to wait, being patient, will make it so much better in the end. And it is almost time to start.
I will try, please be indulgent as english is not my first language and i might mispronounce and stuff
>>23062375
fahk why did i quote all that
>>23062375
We are quite used to many girls from many places, and do not judge harshly. I know that English is the most difficult, rule-less, crazy messy mutt of a language ever. Do what you can.
>>23062382
Did you highlight and save it somewhere? 4chan remembers the last thing you did like that.
FSA discord
Sorry this is the new FSA Discord. I fixed it so it never expires. Much thanks to Sly for her help.
https://discord.gg/0jRg94EZy1cs64G6
>>23062296
>>23062314
Yeah it's me ;)
Just FYI if any ladies are interested...I can mix and make collabs if you want for instance some two girl lesbian audio.
Ahem, I also can write a lesbian script. So if any two (or more ladies) are interested in hearing an audio of them playing with each other please inform me ;)
>>23062322
A pity :(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vrLmugap37
>>23062319
>>23062521
fahk forgot to send my message with it, i'm tired really.
I hope it's fine, my voice isn't the most attractive right now especially since i'm really tired and will go to sleepy time now. I hope you still enjoy it
>>23062535
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vrLmugap37
I am enjoying it. Even with the reverb. Sleep well, and come see us on the morrow.
BLERK here....
Been a minute I guess.
Accidentally recorded in two parts oops.
http://chirb.it/nDAvs8
http://chirb.it/m4FnFJ
Taking any requests before New years Festivities.
>>23062638
Aaaaah man. now I can't decide who's sultry voice I like most. Stray, Zantosa, or your's Blerk!
Possible to request sexy Pillow talk improv?
>>23062638
>http://chirb.it/m4FnFJ
Author here. And that was a fantasbulous rendition.
(pic related)
Well my mic isn't sending a signal through now after temporarily relocating the whole setup to get new carpet put in, the previous version of Audacity needs reinstalled b/c the update and I apparently remain reluctant to play nice with each other, and my chirbit account's 149% over the upload limit...buuuuttt I'm pretty sure I've gotten my uh "mojo" or whatever back so fuck all that noise :D Can be sorted easily enough.
Hi thread~
>>23021395
Fuck yes<3
>>23019521
>Folks around here don't seem to be too keen to record them, for the most part.
Mm just slow b/c holidays maybe? Iunno. I dig 'em. Got my eye on 2 in particular. Not sure yet when it'll be but when I do get to record, is it cool with you if I leave the names out?
>>23018301
>gentle as in not mean, still painful physically
Hhhnnnggggg
>>23058402
Up to you whether they're good or not but I've done a bunch of these and they're all tagged and organized in http://pastebin.com/gv3XPTMA
~Blush
>>23062638
Any requests? I've just fainted...
>>23062638
I would love you to read this poem http://allpoetry.com/If-You-Forget-Me
>>23062805
Um...I"m still parsing that. I'll get back to you when I have questions. Hi, Blush!
>>23062806
Fainted? Does that happen often or are you asking for a sleepfuck script?
>>23062692
Never done improv anything...Ended up being more sweet than sexy...
Sorry that took a while.
http://chirb.it/O004EM
I still hope you can enjoy it..
>>23062696
Thanks!!
>>23062806
Oh geez....Don't do that.
>>23062841
http://chirb.it/9pcAr9
Oddly enough, this has somewhat struck home.
Hokay, locked and loaded for turnover. Five minutes in PShop7 for the new panel. Don't hate it too much. It's not like it will ever be used again.
>>23062843
>bepkHSbu
The word fainted was merely used as an indication of the excitement that flowed through me on hearing the request word. Rest assured a sleepfuck script is not wanted or needed.
>>23062914
>http://chirb.it/9pcAr9
I could tell from your voice. Beautifully read. And some lovely pauses and silences in just the right places.
>>23062859
....That was very adorable and I enjoyed it. Thanks Blerk.
>>23062843
Lol just happily babbling, don't mind me :)
>>23036253
>panting like a bitch
link pls
>>23013461
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
NEW THREAD!
>>23063037
>>23062914
And now for something more perhaps?
https://www.evernote.com/l/Aea9DN6WWIdC_6lSEolKixW1WPwkAU8DpRk
>>23062805
>Fuck yes<3
yesss blush bait works again :333
<333 missed you
I wouldn't want this thread to be pruned yet. So shameless bump.
