MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>23627099
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg (embed)
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb (embed)
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j (embed)
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN (embed)
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq (embed)
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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damn this thread is so good
I'd kill for an áudio of a dude calling me all sorts of bad stuff like i'm the filthiest slut.
>>23764701
>http://pastebin.com/L5MAKmhF
Not sure if this is the exact accent you wanted; I read the books and haven't ventured into the show. But nonetheless:
http://chirb.it/Ps63DF
>>>23763727
Re-requesting this one.
It's been a while.
I used to enjoy doing these way back in the day and figured I'd return.
Anyway, here's some OC.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PzLyvfsy2F
Thatnextdoorguy.
This picture combined with the phrase 'vocal smut' has always repulsed me.
>>23768640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sb3NfPXRPs
Bump so the thread doesn't die while everyone is gone.
Albrecher establishing and ready for any requests and criticism you have!
https://www.chirbit.com/Albrecher
http://chirb.it/4FACDD (Dirty Talk Improv)
http://chirb.it/P8swDm (Girl Knows What She Wants Phonesex)
http://chirb.it/pC3A0K (Fingering In The Classroom)
http://chirb.it/vrvpEm (Turned The Hose On)
Have a wonderful day, MSA!
Ah dammit I forgot to put the image.
To answer to >>23767725, it's true that gay recordings might be extremely rare because there is almost no request on this theme. Now it might be a vicious circle, but if their was a script posted i know i might try to do it. I'm already not really good at improvising or even writing my own script so for something that isn't my main fantasy i would have to rely on someone else's work.
But propose something and i'm sure you'll get people to do it.
Sooo....I discovered sexy male audio about a week ago, and so far I've found it drives me CRAZY when a guy just faps...maybe a little dirty talk.
A Quebecois guy (voodoo?) make lots of those and holy shit i've never been wetter in my fucking life. I just think when guys fap it's not fake like girls in porn with all the yelling and acting, and when a guy on here faps on audio it feels so genuine and drives me crazy.
If you see this, you are a god. Thank you for all my orgasms.
So I guess my request would be the 100-1 challenge and any other solo stuff y'all magnificent bastards have.
>>23770485
OOH and edging! I got so excited I forgot to request that as well haha....
>>23770494
http://chirb.it/annhb5
I've got you!
>>23770622
ohhhhh my god, thank you
>>23770485
Wow, i think this is one of the best compliment i've ever read, thank you. If you are indeed talking about me (Voodoo), but i'm not Québécois i'm French (thankfully. It's nothing personal, it's just impossible to take them seriously with their accent when they talk french).
Anyway i was recording a simple fap when i read this so i changed it to a 100-1 (then back to 100 in french and some more) while trying to hold it longer, so this should fit this request pretty well i guess.
http://chirb.it/sDAvOF
Also i think the girls can be really exciting and genuine on FSA too, but it's true that it's a thousand times better than fake porn moans.
But for now it's time for me to leave it's getting late here. Good night MSA (i should really work on an introducing post someday)
>>23770783
Oh lord, thank you for that! Those breath catches......hnnnnnng
Your voice is so amazing.
Sorry I called you Quebecois by the way, I misheard your accent (maybe I was hoping you'd be closer to where I am? Haha) and desu I'm a little thankful I'm a much bigger fan of the French ;)
>>23771155
when I wrote "desu" I actually meant " To be honest"
>>23771163
That's the word filter for ya.
>>23771181
Never making that mistake again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kvJZqjjv4c hey guys im a lil shy and a first timer
https://clyp.it/5aszffg3
I did a thing.
Here's the original, for anyone wondering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lhYhDcxk8
>>23768563
i met a cool as shit australian girl through doing this once and then my phone broke and i lost my kik and i miss her.
Dizzy dropping in, how you folks doin'? :D
chirbit.com/DizzyTalks
>>23770485
Oh, I've got one for ya :3
http://chirb.it/PIJx61
>>23771719
Wow, that was hot. Those little "ah fucks" got me good and at one near the end you went "fuck" and right after I went "FFFUCK" and had to stop myself before I came :P amazing
And then I could hear you looking down after and I just burst out laughing
Thank you so much for that, that was awesome
I'm starting to feel like a pervert :P
>>23771934
I didn't think you'd like it that much! You're very welcome ;3
>>23772004
Are you canadian? Your accent sounds a little like mine haha
I've deviated into your other non-sexy stuff too, I really enjoy your rambles an what you have to say. Especially your readings
Requesting anyone who feels up to it do a bit of praising their boy? Having him suck you off before you pound his ass into oblivion and telling him what a good job he's doing at getting you off.
Bonus points for not referring to yourself as 'daddy'.
>>23772034
That's a first! Nah, I'm American X3
Oh my god, that's great! I didn't think that many people would actually like my non-sexy stuff :3
>>23772037
I swear I can do this, but I'm so afraid of sounding silly.
>>23772084
Dirty talk is always going to sound a little bit silly. It requires a certain suspension of disbelief.
Embrace it.
I would honestly love you for just attempting.
>>23772096
Well, here's my attempt!
http://chirb.it/0nDaAh
>>23772143
>look at me
>I didn't say stop
I ' m d i a m o n d s
Fuck, man, thank you.
>>23772159
Oh wow, jeez, glad you liked it! :)
>>23772066
Of course, I should've known I'm horrible with accents. And yeah, I've got a soft spot for ramblers who talk about relationships and everyday life. Your perfect girl one was so sweet :3 And I meet some of those categories so it's nice to know parts of me are desirable :P
>>23772249
Not a bad guess, though! :)
Aww, glad to see I can meet a soft spot :D
Oh, really? Sounds like I should talk to you more and get to know ya better ;3
>>23772268
Haha maybe! I mean, I've got the hair, eyes and body type down (sort of...not "curvy" but not skinny) But I'm a bit more outgoing and more of a vidya player than a shy book worm :P
>>23772380
Sounds pretty good to me, if we can ramble about video games together, you've got my heart ^_^
>>23772394
Aight our wedding will be next july
the contract is sealed
>>23772523
>>23772394
(But really, you sound cool, your personality is very sweet :) )
Midnight Rambler poppin in with a repost of last thread's contributions:
(1) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q1liENFnfF
> h/t to Helion
(2) Here's the (very noir) setup:
You walk into your dimly lit home, set down your keys, purse, and coat, and there I am, sitting in my arm chair. You have on a lovely little button-down blouse--silk if possible--with a sexy hip-hugging skirt, zip in the back. Underneath is a matching bra and panty set accented by a pair of sheer stockings.
>you need a stable chair with arms for this one. Make sure the arms are comfortable...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CiwdR4vTrk
(3) Q&A
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HW0maVrwIj
Thinking of cookin up a stereo ASMR in the next few days. Consider this a call for prompts. I'm comfortable with improvisation, as offering (2) shows.
And a quick howdy to Nabokov, who poked his head in around the end of last thread! Give him something to do folks, he's good;D
>>23771155
Don't worry even if they have a funny accent when they speak french, i rather take it as a compliment since they usually speak english really well. But it's true that we have so much more stuff to be a fan of, i can understand. Not being chauvinistic or anything, France as just been around way longer than Quebec.
And nobody is really far of anywhere anymore...
>>23764701
i sound like a europoor 100% (i actually read something quite a special occasion!!!!) tho dom stuff always sounds silly to me
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/VIOLENT-BRITISH-DOM
>>23768742
mine wasnt good enough for you? heartbreaking
>>23771582
dont worry dude, i took over for you when you disappeared
>>23772034
yes i am, how did you know
>>23770485
Am pretty new, nickname is hatwearer. Here's the 100-1 challenge. Open to any requests as well if they come up
http://chirb.it/PtGkb4
also
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/tai-lopez-is-my-daddy
>>23772523
<3
>>23772598
Thank you very much! :D
>>23772523
Also, Britbong here looking for shit to do.
Not sure what, I'm just bored af.
'allo
vocaroo.com/i/s1X7xuHPAm9D
>>23772659
ASMRambler quest?
>my whole life has been leading up to this moment
>PG:
Tune an instrument. Try not to play too much but if you have a bass or guitar that needs fiddling with record it.
>PG-13::
Art, play around with the sound of drawling with pencils, pens, or brush strokes. What are you drawling? Why your dream girl! Describe what part of her you are painting while playing around with sound. What positions should she be in? is this a nude session? ect.
>R
Complement sandwich ASMR. Whisper sweet nothings in your lovers ear, but after every one or two of them you verbally abuse her.
>XX:
joi+fap
All while whispering/asmr-ing. Tell femanon how she should fuck herself, what a disgusting little tramp she is and how you see fit to punish her. She messed up big time and its up to you to abuse/ insult/ tease her. (asmr Ear play, strangling, sensory deprivation, all your favorites.)
However, during this you need to whip it out and start having a go at yourself. Do NOT RP or mention during your recording when you begin to do this. You must finish during the recording but do NOT say when, just continue the verbal abuse. Add in props, rope, belts, whatever.
(Why not mention it? Because you are so talented as a VA it can be a little boring / bland to play your recordings & enjoy them/ be there in the moment with you... unlike many of the "boys" just winging this in their basement.. It is not as fun when you know the person behind the mic is not doing anything and in SO much control over the situation there leaves zero wiggle room for a slip up. To counter this you "secretly" fapping in the background adds an entirely new layer to a lewd Rambler recording. The possibility of a little slip up, knowing you are struggling to keep in control would probably set me and many femanons over the edge. I don't want to try and power struggle with you, just see how you continue being dominant in a situation you don't have complete control over.
Relay here, I haven't been here in forever, but I'm looking to get back into making recordings for all my lovely, horny degenerates of MSA
>>23770485
I'm hoping this is up your alley
http://chirb.it/snahJ8
All this lewdness, all this time fapping, or brainstorming for a great script, this takes energy, a lot of energy. So how do you do to keep up your strength, and bring your (MS)A game (HAHAHAhaha.. ha......) to all your favorite listeners and/or performers? You need a good meal to fill your belly.
Now, for your ears only, a pretty darn good recipe for a Chicken risotto with curry and cream (Mmmh it looks so good. This was the Instagram moment, presented by Boredom Inc.)
http://chirb.it/K7CJz1 (with complimentary knife sounds, and music)
This is completely pointless, but i wanted to try something else than just fapping and it seemed like a good subject to ramble on. Enjoy!
>>23774360
So inlove with your voice.... full homo, man.
>>23773933
You're very welcome, you sound like my kind of guy ;P
>>23773762
Impressive! I like your voice a lot, my only recommendation would be to count evenly, near the end you went faster and then slower near the end..
>>23776624
Oh my, glad to see I sound like your type ^_^
>>23777119
Maybe we should message each other somewhere else? :p
>>23774510
Second this fine, fine request
>>23777194
I was waiting for that :P
you got kik?
>>23777388
Indeed I do, it's ExpensiveDiscount
>>23774817
Yaaaas!! Thoroughly enjoyed!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aqikCv3aUo
I guess ill try my first shot at this recording
>>23771336
Cool. Are you the same guy that was working the slide on the guitar in the last thread? Your voice is pleasant enough, but my ears tune into the guitar first (might be intentional depending on how you did the mix.)
>>23777685
I guess I did an iprov thing that could probably go on the shut in thread
>>23777873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16pVFO3eKGp
here, sorry here is the vocaroo
Kiwi with nothing to do. Requests may be fielded.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WBCiDhZP3l
Original segment of a piece I made. Thought I'd put it to the crowd.
>>23777971
Please read bedtime stories
Hey fellas, i just started listening to this type of stuff i absolutely love it! I'd like to request some praising while you're fapping. Tell femannon how much you want to fuck her and how long you've wanted to. Tell her you worship her and her body and what about her body turns you on so much. Tell her that all you want in the world is to fuck her brains out (and how blessed you are for having the chance to). I'd love if someone could do this for me, feeding my ego is a huge turn on for me (i know, what a bitch) I'd really appreciate if anyone was up for it :)
>>23776662
thanks, glad you like it. i got a bit exited there, and then had to slow it down to get the timing right
>>23777797
That wasn't me, hell, I wish I could play guitar. I just did the singing (the low voice in that recording, if you hadn't guessed already).
I did lower the volume of the original a bit, but didn't want to have my voice overpwoering everything.
>>23772659
Here's a little hypnosis script from the pastebin with a little surprise for those good and obedient femanons who don't fall asleep before the recording really ends...
No cheating now. You wouldn't want to ruin the surprise, would you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TesrNfQTFM
-MR from bed via phone recording
Howdy all, please, listen and perhaps enjoy:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10GefMLCVp0
Also this:
https://www.chirbit.com/profile
*Prox*
>>23779657
Linked to my profile like an idiot, try here :) :
https://www.chirbit.com/ProximaCentauri
From the heart.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lQGMqHmRZT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rv2rOznwxU
pardon my shit microphone. attempting at singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl2ES0BpcBY
is the song for reference
any critques really appreciated
Deeper, husky sound voice here not quite sure where to start. I can't quite get into lewd scripts.
>>23780229
I think the easier way to start is always the Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
A lot of possibilities to ramble so we can always get a good idea of your voice.
Awfully quiet thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gL4DKJz2oR
>tfw stuck on a mobile network which drops UDP packets like they're flaming turds
Feel like singing tonight. Will take requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jZTrN2grnI
ben kweller - on my way
bababump
Heres a thing, might rerecord it if folk like it:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MPxUmzwQKw
*Prox*
Fresh from The Discord...
a ramble about BOOBS!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1acMRSK0jsi
-MR
bump bc i wanna come back later and don't want this to be gone :P
>>23778321
Albrecher here! I hope this is what you were looking for and it has a nice effect on you~.
Let me know what you think!
http://chirb.it/tcFdMx (Praising While Fapping)
>>23784024
It was perfect! Thanks so much~ you're really good at what you do, i also really loved your 100-1 challenge and the tied up fuck toy clips. Your voice is the perfect tone! Thanks for all the orgasms :)
I'll definitely be coming back to that one often. Thanks again.
>>23784231
Thank you so much, I really appreciate the kind words and I'm super glad that I'm able to make you feel so good!
I record whren I was cumming
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lbK8YOsP2N
Arrrr... Stump!
aaaaaand limping right along.
Live MSA!
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bumping with a silly cover cause why not
http://picosong.com/B97c
I'll be able to post some new content in the next few days. What does everyone like to hear mostly?
I'm a musician so I could ramble on about all things related for hours but I'd like to make content that people would like to hear.
~Sylvian
bumpin'
>>23784024
Hey Albrecher ! Do you plan on doing something similar to "The Roommate" ever again ? It's literally my favorite audio and Id do anything for something similar or even more threatening/violent
Can anyone here convince me to start doing recordings? Like, some good reasons/incentives to start?
I like the idea, I'm just not sure if it's a good one or not, and I need a second or third opinion.
>>23788592
You have nothing to lose, give it a try! The ladies (or guys) might enjoy your voice!
>>23788592
You might find that it adds a little excitment to your alone session, maybe discover a new side of exhibitionism that you might like. It can also help you learn your real voice, and more importantly teach you to like it (usually we don't like how we sound since we rarely hear our real voice). You discover new ways of saying things that will help you in real life when you'll want to whisper sweet nothings, or call your partner like the kinky slut that she is if you are not familiar with dirty talk during sex. And i don't know about you, but knowing that some horny ladies are pleasuring themselves and getting orgasms while listening to me is a real turn on and the best reward.
Lastly you also may find some real nice people here and even lead to friendship (or maybe more depending on your locations)
>>23788606
>>23788699
I guess that clinches it then.
Talk to y'all soon, I s'pose.
bumpin
I really like that song by Rammstein, especially how the lyrics flow so i tried to record myself reading them. Not singing of course i wouldn't dare inflict that kind of thing on this thread again. It's about a little story they tell to children to teach them not to play with fire
>Hilf mir
http://chirb.it/rz0zLL
>>23778321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHuIQg6boh
>>23770485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OpGU4PKqP3
Ayy
Just a request that someone do some pillowtalk about their day, comforting shit
Nothing too fancy
Thanks <3
>>23788510
Sure, I wouldn't mind doing something like that again, I wasn't sure if anyone listened to it since I didn't get much feedback on it, but I'm glad you enjoyed! If you have any ideas or find a script you'd like read, feel free to post it, I'm sure I wouldn't be the only person to help you out!
>>23779657
Hot damn. Prox- I didn't know you were down with doing lewd recordings - will you let us hear your hot and heavy breathing on a 100-1? Are you looking for scripts or will you improv, like doing a fem body worship thing or porn commentary?
>>23783376
I like your romantic recordings, too. Will you re-record this buttery, melty piece and post to chirbit? I know it's challenging to isolate yourself for recording, so no rush, but I would definitely add this to a playlist and re-listen.
>>23783403
uh.. This was oddly very arousing. Every time you do that half-embarrassed laugh, I moistened. Probably doesn't help that beater tanks (including this one with garter clips) and jeans are my casual uniform. erg.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h4RpmJ3MuU
>>black velvet band cover
Feeling Irish jigs this evening
>>23791540
well, being all hot and bothered, you'd better not listen to this >>23779637 when lying down to sleep for the night.
-MR
day off work and intrigued...
i have a scottish accent so a bit like marmite
>>23792218
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10pSU12RiuO
saw this afterwards... its weird listening back to yourself
>>23791540
and oh man... I had no idea they made tanks with garter clips.
that's just devious.
>>23774510
and I didn't miss this, have no fear! I'll be getting to it in the next few days. Got slammed with some State-side jobs:p
>>23791540
Inspired to look, ermagerd.
>bites lip due to pic related
>>23792459
Lies
/r/ drunk silly guy being groped and taken advantage of
If I had my way, tank tops and jeans would be the global uniform for women.
Bump.
>select pics of cookies.
>>23768766
this was nice, but in my opinion you should talk slower and I dont like the swearing but that's just me
did you write the thing yourself?
>>23779637
This was great but u lost me at the end. I didn't Have the expectation of it going into a shlick. It was pretty funny telling you "no, not really." When you were telling me how wet I am getting, lol.
Happy to hear you getting back into the swing of things Midnight, still wish you'd do sub scrips. Begging, whimpering, or fuck just a plain old fap.
>>23774817
are you french?
that's totally not a risotto
>>23777878
your microphone sucks man
>>23781050
why you all sound soulless like your voice has no tone and you care about nothing
a bit of passion, damn
>>23794696
Well, you ARE on 4chan.
>>23794702
yeah but for example this guy
>>23783403
did a better job
like, if you don't like what you're doing, don't do it
>>23792241
OH MA GOD THIS IS MA FETISH MOAR PLS
>>23794719
I agree. But maybe they just need the right inspiration. One can hope.
>>23794719
Here's my questions for new boys recording, but I guess I just sound either bored or angry all the time.
https://clyp.it/vdjklofx
>>23794741
yes, you sound bored and almost sad especially when you talk about your study,
can you talk about something you reeeeally like? like voice acting? but not voice acting, that's kinda boring, unless you have some fun stories to tell
like, it's nice when you smile/laugh
>>23794846
I'm a massive car freak, but I'm afraid a long rant about cars would bore people to death...
I mean, that's something that tends to happen.
>>23794659
lololol
It was an experiment.
And actually, I almost put myself asleep at that point. Kinda lost focus.
Thanks for listening though! Maybe I'll download that and lop off the end...
As for doing sub scripts, it's not really in my nature, sorry. Fap recordings are also something I'm not really into. That said, I am planning out an ASMR recording with stereo mics, so if there's some trigger you're into, let me know. There was a great post further up with a few suggestions, but I'm open to adding in a few more things here and there.
Another thing I thought I'd do which is pretty simple and quick is a special offer:
The first 5 anons who respond to this with a name they'd like to be called and a quick sketch of what they want will receive a customized 30 second alarm tone!
> Things I can throw together quickly:
1) Some backing music of my own composing (bass, sorta guitar, virtual instruments)
2) Sweetness (Hey hon, time to get up...)
3) Punishment (GET THE FUCK OUTTA BED YOU MAGGOT!)
4) Kisses (no full-on sex, you gotta get outta bed you naughty, naughty person...)
5) Ambient sounds (limited to city stuff right now if I record it myself, or you can go to freesounds.org and pick out some stuff you like, linking it in your response)
Ya know, stuff along those lines. Maleanon, Femanon, it's all the same to me. This is a limited time offer, valid only in this thread. Hop to it MSAssociates!
>>23792191
Oh hell yessssss. I started that one last night after the boob ramble and fell asleep. Can't wait to slip out of work heels in a few hours and have another go. I feel like you must have fucked my fashion doppelgänger at some point in an alternate universe.
>>23792241
You have a lovely voice. Pls to be doing more, even if you are a straight boy.
>>23795152
Evy (E-vee), with 2/4/5. Mixed at your discretion and leisure, obviously. You know best.
That very awkward moment when...
>you sit down next to toned and tanned female coworker on bench in the sun
>she's leaning her head back, elbows on back of bench, wearing a white tank top, short shorts, and has a sweatshirt around her waist
affirmative: 'miring gaze
>small talk ensues
>she says:
"...I can taste the salt. It feels good in my mouth."
...
>TOTALLY NOT THINKING ABOUT HER SLOSHING MY CUM IN HER MOUTH AFTER EPIC BLOWJOB KTHXBAI
Whew. Glad we were able to sit a little bit longer. Worst part is, I know it was totally innocent.
>>23794864
try just 2 minutes and we'll see
>>23794725
What part was good? Don't know what to do next...
>>23794684
Yes, and this is my version of a risotto at least. Cooking can lead to a lot of different stuff under the same name. I mean a calzone and a "normal" pizza are both pizza but they look nothing alike
I.........never knew this was a thing people liked
>>23796419
People like everything.
>>23795152
While playing the guitar solo that happens around 4:20 of the Eagle's Hotel California, meow like a cat waking its owner up to feed it.
You know my name.
I expect a masterpiece.
I will touch myself to this.
Is someone likes french accent? I'd like to try some scrips
>>23797571
I wouldn't really know what script to recommand you but i know that french accent is pretty popular in here so you might give it a go.
>>23797882
Ok. This will be my first. You guys will need to be indulgent
>>23797952
I found a script involving french that might be good but it might be a little bit long i don't know
http://pastebin.com/BzBAEszt
So here it is. I'm sorry about the sound, my mic is pretty shitty
http://chirb.it/733rtF
>>23795152
Here's an idea- feel free to deny or simplify! I have too many obnoxious alarms, so wanted to suggest something different...
Layered audio with bottom layer as a soft background of you counting in 12/8 time, with accent on the downbeat of the triplet: *1*-2-3, *2*-2-3, *3*-2-3, *4*-2-3. bpm starts around 80, accelerating at the end to connote urgency.
Vox layer is mixed louder, and has a carpe diem theme:
"It's time, my friend. It's past time.
It's time to ask good questions. To make active choices. To be brave. To be kind.
Love broadly and deeply. Sit with your discomfort. Acknowledge that there is no weakness in acceptance.
Marvel at the power of randomness. Respect the vector of time. Be grateful for the billions of years before you.
The days are slow but the years are fast. Let's get in the way of beauty today. Let's live the fuck out of now. Opportunity isn't knocking... Shall we go hunting?"
>>23796772
>>23798510
You people are nuts.
I love it.
I'll see what I can do.
-MR
im a filthy closet pervert and want a guy to gently coerce me to "sit on daddy's dick" and say things about fucking me in the ass all gentle-like.
can this be a thing?
>>23798567
It sure can be a thing!
Albrecher here, with improv daddy dom talk, let me know if it's what you're looking for, anon!
>>23798567
Sometimes daddy forgets to put the link into the post before he posts it...
http://chirb.it/FaLxAs
>>23795152
pls do purring and/or mind fucky binaural sounds like that one link i posted that one time years ago, lol.
pls
I stayed up all night because of a bad storm and the thunder really scares me because it shakes the apt. I even tried to a hold of a friend to get comfort only to be blown off
I'm really tired and just feel like a nervous wreck
Would anyone be kind enough to do some improve short stuff like "Its going to be ok, sweetie, you can snuggle up next to me in bed, I'll keep you safe"
I do have a daddy kink, but you don't have to play upon that if its not your thing.
Thanks gentleman
>>23800648
Auto-correct and tiredness are butt-faces
Sorry for my typos ;-;
>>23800648
>>23800654
This is the cutest request I have seen in forever.
>>23800657
T-Thanks ; u ;
I'm honestly just a toddler in an adult body..I fail to understand why people think its cute I'm still very scared of lightning and the dark
Would you be able to fulfill my request? It would make the the happiest girl in the world
>>23800677
Is this sort of what you were looking for?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07usfmT1dtH
>>23800648
http://chirb.it/gHFJtA
I'm not the best at improv so it's relatively short.
But here's a bonus long one about dreams since it's sleep related
http://chirb.it/Acmqha
>>23800648
http://chirb.it/gMEKac
literally my first time recording anything for a male audio thread.
i have no idea what i'm doing but i wanted to try.
>>23800648
Albrecher here!
I've been up all night like a dummy and I made a recording for you, but I think, in my tiredness, I misread and assumed the thunder was still going, hopefully it's still good enough to make you feel better <3
http://chirb.it/azy9kh
>>23800687
went and answered that question pastebin for newbois cause why not
http://chirb.it/cEHrCB
>>23800680
Thank you for fulfilling my request so quickly! It was very cute, and I really like your voice. I hope to hear more from you!
>>23800681
Thank you, although its short, every second still means the world to me
I also like your accent, where are you from?
>>23800687
It was nice! Thank you for the constant reassurance ; u ; things/will/ be alright!!
>>23800691
I remember you! You are just the sweetest little bean, I came here maybe 2 months ago and requested something along the lines of "tell me you're proud of me for trying my best, even when its hard"
I really enjoy your voice and I think you're a very good Daddy <3
>>23800800
You're so adorable I died. I'm dead now.
I'm glad you liked it. I'm kinda new to the whole recording thing. Got any ideas for what kind of stuff I should do now that my voice is out there? Something I could maybe spend a li'l more time on?
>>23800816
T-Thank you ;////;
Uhhm, if you could maybe do the questions for new boys, I'd love to hear more about you and get to know you better! I would love to request more sweet/loving things like going for a walk and holding hands or something silly like that. I would also love to hear you talk about life, fond memories of family trips or maybe a pet that you have/had
I just really like your voice n u n
>>23800825
Hnnnnnng. God, what ARE you? Cute golem; an artificial person made of cute, that's the only possible explanation.
I will definitely get on those things. Be on the lookout for me. I think I'll be calling myself Tinman.
>>23800831
I'm just a weird human being ; w ;
Trust me, theres a resson I request these silly things
Thanks, Tinman!
>>23800729
Why didn't you do the silly questions? I like your "plain and simple/it is what it is" attitude. You seem very laid back
Does a cocky dude want to talk about his muscles for me? *maximum puppy eyes*
>>23800648
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/BE-CALM-DAUGHTER
>>23801017
pic related
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/muscle-man
>>23794619
Yes, I did. I'll try to incorporate less swearing in my other scripts.
In the meantime, here's some more:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cr78En615i
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oB8tlG29SV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HvK5TavBhQ
>>23799008
>>23800691
Not the OP, but thought you were perfect for these. :) You are a sweetie, Albrecher.
Looks like I'm doing this now.
Questions for New Boys:
http://chirb.it/prx115
-Tinman
>>23801920
For anyone who gives me a listen, I AM always looking for input on what I should try next!
>>23800800
>>23801556
Aww, thank you both, I'm glad you think I'm such a good daddy <3
I'm glad you remember me! Now I definitely remember you, if you ever need a little pick-me-up, you know where to find me, I'll be there for ya!
>>23802238
I need it all the time ;__;
Lately life has been 1 step forward and 2 steps back. I don't want to complain about it because it just makes me feel worse, but to hear encouraging words really helps me wake up everyday with a smile on my face knowing that I can handle it
Could I possibly request you to do some improv of going to an ice cream parlor with your girlfriend, but she drops her ice cream and cries, so you share yours with her? I'm a sucker for cute stuff.
And ice cream....even though I'm lactose intolerant
And maybe going more on the lewdy side...yandere stalker voicemails?
I'd try to make scripts if I knew how...but I also have work now. Ttyl
>>23802275
Here ya go Anon, maybe you'll see it on your break or when you get home. I hope it makes you feel good, because you deserve to feel good!
http://chirb.it/wgn7hr
I'll look into the yandere voicemails thing, maybe someone else has done up a script for it?
>>23802275
Aaaand I just did some Yandere voicemails, not on the lewd side because I don't really know what I'm doing when it comes to yandere yet to incorporate that without some sort of script. But hopefully it's something you enjoy?
http://chirb.it/mMOpyC
>>23791448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E2QnUEy2Tt
Added 'What It Is To Fall in Love' to Chirbit:
http://chirb.it/ba2z8D
Added ''The Maze' to Chirbit:
http://chirb.it/mF1IrH
>>23800648
I might be a little late with this but I hope you enjoy:
http://chirb.it/PswaJn
*Prox*
Well I'm out of the recording game for a few days, I woke up with a cold somehow and can't speak very well. Which doubly sucks since I was supposed to be doing vocals for a band today.
Damn it.
>>23802417
>>23802521
Just got off work and cooking dinner now ; w ;
I got to listen to them on my break and everyone noticed I was all smiley and a little red in the face haha~
You did wonderfully on both!! Thank you so so soooo much!
>>23803055
Thanks so much, I like when people enjoy the rain because they can usually help me hear the beauty of it! Its just the thunder thats spooky >~<
>>23803710
Yay! I'm glad I made our resident 'cutest anon ever' go red in the face~
I'm really glad you enjoyed them and I hope you enjoy your dinner!
>>23803793
I also forgot to mention that I thought it was funny in the ice cream improv, I imagined getting mint chocolate chip until you said it haha, so I changed my answer to rocky road.
Glad we have good taste in ice creams
>>23803953
>Same taste in ice cream.
Must be fate!
>>23804046
Ice cream fate?
So, would you be willing to tell funny or embarrassing childhood stories?
Do you mind doing personal rambles? I could tell one of mine, I have couple funny ones
>>23804097
For you, Dear? Anything. 'Sides, I've always got time to share a story or two.
http://chirb.it/Kbcetn
>>23804133
Hehe thanks for the story, I'm over here giggling like an idiot.
I think its really funny how some of the silliest things are seared into our minds with such grest detail. I still have so many weird childhood memories that I wonder why I still remember when they have little importance.
Any other stories? Or perhaps would you like me to request a script or something?
>>23804172
I want to record whatever makes you the happiest girl on the internet tonight!
And of course I've got more stories. What about you, sweetheart? Any stories of your own?
Someone post a script, feel like trying my hand at this
>>23804188
Hahaha sure!
Hmmm, ok, so I'm pretty sure I was in kindergarten (best grade!! let you take naps and gave you cookies and snacks)
So at the time, my mom was into crystals and feng shui so she had a little rock collection. One day at school I found some rocks I thought she would like during recess, so I decided to just shovel lots of these rocks into the pockets of my jacket. Right after recess we had music class, and I remember the teacher put on some music and told us to dance to it to express ourselves. Me being the awkward turtle I am, decided to start spinning around in circles which made the rocks fly out of my pockets all over the classroom. The teacher was pretty upset about this and told me to go empty out the rest outside and when I returned they called me Rocky. The kids all thought that was the funniest name and called me Rocky until the 2nd grade when I moved
Just thinking about it makes me laugh to myself
>>23804222
Well, I'll never call you Rocky... Unless you ask.
I don't know why the teacher didn't give more credit to that impressive AoE attack you pulled on those other kids. Clearly you were an advanced learner.
As for me, here comes story #2!
http://chirb.it/qcOqzK
>>23804235
You're really making me laugh so much, thank you!
Have you ever practiced accents? I'm curious to know if there's a particular accent you feel is attractive and if there is one you think sounds horrendous?
>>23804280
I'm glad I could make you laugh.
What about you? Do you have an accent? Is there one in particular that you find attractive?
(Please say whatever one I have! Please say whatever one I have!)
Accent Thoughts:
http://chirb.it/dALO3O
Apologies in advance to the French...
>>23770622
eee you're so hot... are you open to skype convos or the like?
in the meanwhile, the scot disappeared damn
>>23804668
I'm a scot. A different scot but still a scot.
>>23803953
Haha, I'm glad to meet another connoisseur of fine ice cream, I love mint chocolate chip, and I'd like to think part of me wanted yours to not be mint chocolate chip because I didn't want to imagine some falling to the ground
>>23804097
Yeah, like he said, ice cream fate!
So here's a dumb story of me as a silly kid.
http://chirb.it/O9dKwk
>>23804585
I've talked over skype and discord with people from this thread and FSA, but if you'd like to chat, I can usually be found on the discord, and then I might stick around there with someone or I might go to skype or what have you from there.
>>23804767
what's discord? and what's your skype?
>>23798295
Love it, more in the future please :)
Is this gender swappy vocaroo from you lot because it is amazing!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14uFMVQ5bGo
Source pls
>>23800857
bearfuck/berfuk here. i didn't do the silly questions cause chirbit i only had 5 minutes for the recording and by the time i finished i had 7 seconds left.
>>23804333
Laughter is the best medicine!
You asked if I have an accent, and I mostly don't think so, if I did have to describe my accent, I'd just say American haha. Although I think subconsciously I start to have an accent around certain people without knowing it. I wouldn't know how to describe it, but I think its been pointed out that its usually around other Asians.
As for an accent I find attractive, its hard to say just one hahahaha. As of right now...I want to say Australian because I made a new friend and when I hear his voice it just perks me right up like an excited puppy. I also have a thing for German, French, Russian, and Cockney accents. I think some sound more romantic than others, but I like deep, authoritative voices.
Its funny to me that I just recently got introduced to Team Fortress 2 and all the voice acting always has me laughing amd giggling to myself. The different accents and attitudes of the characters make the game so fun and inviting. If anyone was interested, I'd love to hear them try out some character lines!
As for accents I do not care for, I'd have to say Vietnamese. Its very difficult for me to understand and very frustrating that I live in an area with one of the highest populations outside of Vietnam. In my experience, they have a lot of phone jobs, despite their thick...incoherent accent. That plus a crappy phone receiver really sucks. They are very sweet people though, always very giving.
Oh man, I am so bad at describing American accents ;__; Maybe if I looked into it more and actually knew what I was talking about, I'd dissect yours.
>>23804767
Ice cream seems to be the answer to world peace...but we need to figure out how to get rid of lactose intolerance first...
I would have seriously cried if I dropped any ice cream.
Oh man, you have a rock story too?? Fricken rocks, man. It was pretty hilarious, I had an idea of what direction the story was going to go towards as soon as you mentioned the size of the rock
>>23804980
Good morning berfuk!
May I request the silly questions?
As well as my previous topics about accents or childhood stories?
>>23805025
>Shy
>Silly
>Asian
Bashful anon confirmed for qt 3.14.
I would love to hear what your voice sounds like. I'll bet it's lovely.
My regular speaking voice is one that I've never cared much for when hearing it back. I can hear my own accent, and affectations and it's weird to me.
I haven't recorded any lewd audios yet, so I haven't really had to use my deep authoritative voice. So... Hopefully once I do you'll approve.
>>23772659
>(2) Here's the (very noir) setup:
Meanwhile, in the not-so-innocent world- moar pls... I was defiantly coming again when you told me to clean up... SFG
>>23805148
;/////;
I dont use skype all that much, but I wouldn't mind talking to someone either.
I am usually really shy at first which makes my voice seem higher pitched than usual, but as I get comfortable you'll probably hear my nasty man voice lol
I look forward to hearing that side of you haha
>>23772659
Wait wait...what?! Nabokov was here and I missed him?? Into the garbage I go ;-;
He's got a heavenly voice, dude could read a dictionary and make it sound wonderful ;////;
>>23805301
I don't really use Skype either, but, you have piqued my interest you curious little thing you; and it COULD be nice to maybe test said authoritative voice out on someone before it goes live in the thread.
If you're interested, maybe correspond more privately (email?), and see if Skype's something you'd like to try?
I'll post a throwaway e-mail so as not to contactfag too hard.
[email protected]
>>23805324
My connection is pretty crappy right now considering its raining cats and dogs outside, but yeah! I'm reaallllly bad at emailing, so I think skype would be better.
>pic related
>its my skype name
I always thought it was funny contactfagging is frowned upon
we're on /soc/ for fucks sake
but thems the ruurus
>>23774360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16stvszGQD3
>>23805388
I used to be very active here, I was friendly with most male and female performers until I got run off by outraged FSA lurkers that were just LIVID that I was contactfagging because no one wanted to contact them.
Oh well...
>>23805882
Those butt-faces ;__;
I'm sorry to hear that anon, and thanks for the warning too. I don't want to make people mad or anything, I just like talking to everyone here
>>23768766
>>23801524
Are also me. ID's are terribly inconsistent for some reason.
>>23805926
I mean, I'm not against it, I'm just saying, tread carefully. There's always going to be white knights out there who are jealous of what you have and once someone accuses you of something... they'll be quick to rally to them without having all the facts.
~Thatnextdoorguy
>>23805935
I even remember NAMEFAGGING being banned because people said it's
not fair to anons.
I know that a lot of performers have their skype/kik/whatever they like to use in their chirbit profile or in a recording somewhere. Or you can always record a simple vocaroo with your info.
But yes it's fun to see some people rage when it's just really innocent (not like "HEY PEOPLE TALK TO ME I'M XXXX WORSHIP ME" of course) or discreet. You can really see the "How dare you talk to him/her and not me? I want your attention, look at ME, it's not fair :'( " just behind.
>>23800648
I should have checked the thread a little bit earlier i had to reassure my ex so often because of this exact same situation. She could slap a big guy surrounded by all his friends in a "bad neighborhood", but she was terrified by the mere thought of lightning storm
Unrelated but does anyone have the discord server? I didn't paste it from the old thread when I OP'd this one.
Shame on me.
>>23806043
>>23804783
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcfVsAcf
This is discord, here's a link to the Sexy Audio discord. Sometimes we do fun things together but it's a nice place to make friends with anons and performers between both threads. >>23805388
That's a good idea, the way you posted it. I will steal this idea~
>>23804753
ok provide voc
>>23805025
Yeah, if they ever discover a cure or way to mitigate lactose intolerance, I'll lend my voice to the announcement just for you!
Rocks are pretty cool, I remember I used to want to be a geologist when I was a kid, was easily the class I did my best in during high school. Just barely missed a perfect score on the major test.
http://chirb.it/KDw4rf
Here's me talking about accents, this was a recording I did at like 4 or 5 in the morning promptly before passing the hell out, so there are a bunch of pauses where I'm trying to remember what I'm even saying, haha
>>23804978
FUG wrong one http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VX97kSxx5T
>>23771719
I just want to thank you for this because oh my god.
The little moans and the "aw fuck" always get me. I am WEAK. Thank you again.
>>23807750
Glad to hear you liked it :)
Also, Dizzy reporting in, taking requests!
>>23808084
Could you do some anxiety relief talk? Like calming me down after a panic attack
Thanks ヽ(oo)/
>>23808244
Here ya go, hope it helps!
http://chirb.it/wMbxNB
>>23808244
http://www.chirb.it/LFJFHG
I did one a while back for another anon, so I hope this helps a bit. A lot of people have panic attacks which sucks.
Hello, i'm not really good at leaving replies, but i'll make my best to not be so awkawrd with it. Anyways, i'm quite amazed by how much I like these kind of audios (both SFW and NSFW) It just makes me feel less lonely, more secure, and less uncomfortable about my tastes in NSFW stuff. I've always had problems speaking with other ones, even my parents at some points. I just, cannot talk without saying something dumb, so I just avoid talking, and just using the basic responses to everything. I'm too silly to ask for anything, so I'll just say thanks to you guys.
>>23808378
We appreciate it very much, thank you :)
>>23808378
No problem anon, I'm glad these threads help you feel that bit less lonely.
Don't feel silly for asking for something though, either someone or myself would happily fulfill a request of most any kind.
>>23808378
Thank you very much! It's super sweet of you to say, we're happy to be here for you! <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jcr5FVWpil
>>23808378
It's why we do it :)
>>23808268
>>23808311
Oh my god thank you so much, these are so sweet <3
>>23808378
>Too silly to ask for anything
But we want to record for you! You can't go being a sweetheart like that and then not give the fellas a chance to spoil you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Lg4D0eHqa
>>23808244
I know I'm not the one you requested this from, but I wanted to shake the dust off the pipes and post a new recording... Plus, I'm a real sucker for sweet stuff/relationship-y improvs and scripts.
http://chirb.it/eyIOkJ
Hope you enjoy!
-Tinman
>>23808964
Anytime!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10kkv0KFalb
Requesting someone to read this chapter of The Little Prince
http://www.angelfire.com/hi/littleprince/framechapter21.html
It was one of my favorite books growing up, and I would love to hear someone making voices for the different characters
does anybody have any biting/fangs/vampire stuff laying around or could someone do some?
![carte-postale-le-petit-prince-dessine-moi-un-mouton-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9aSWRqH.jpg "carte-postale-le-petit-prince-dessine-moi-un-mouton-2[1]")
>>23810384
It is a really nice story, it's weird to read it in english. I need so much more practice before i can read correctly to my hypothetical future children ^^
http://chirb.it/BptrJw
>>23810384
Albrecher here with a read of this chapter, it's not a book I'm familiar with, but the message in that chapter was very good, I hope I did it justice! Let me know what you think!
http://chirb.it/Imcg2d
This thread is not representative of what it should be. Use us like dogs, any and all.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YEiROu2SDY
>>23811768
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YEiROu2SDY
jesus fuck post more
>>23810913
Omg I love your picture <3 si tu es une fille est ce que tu veux être ma rose
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vTEGIqBeMf
Please tell me if I must do something to establish :). I'll give myself a name and everything!
>>23811869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H5aPvvPlZj
more posted
hello i have very varied interests and require begging to allow you to fuck my cute lil puss :3
I'm a straight anon, but I see a distinct lack of gay vocal here. Never tried my hand, er, voice at any thing lewd but I've been told I have a pleasant enough voice. Higher register so it would probably fit the gay/trans niche quite well. Give me some requests and I'll see if I have time after work to bang some out.
>>23813127
go for trap prostitute? i really like prostitution scenarios.
>>23813132
Alright. I was thinking of trying a "hysterical reading" type deal where I read gay/boy x boy short stories out loud while masturbating. If this could possibly fit for now I will work on a recording ASAP. If there is any positive attention given I may do more, for now I'll dip my toes and continue lurking.
>>23813148
>where I read gay/boy x boy short stories out loud while masturbating
y-yes please do this
>>23813082
>>23813132
What about a scenario where a guy hires a prostitute, and she still makes him beg for it?
>>23812162
very nice voice! whatever you wanna do to establish, a lot of people start out with the "questions for new boys" if that gives you a starting place!
Should I post my voice? Does anyone here like male tenors?
>>23815852
Post it even if they don't. Make 'em like it.
>>23815981
I like this attitude.
>>23810425
Decided to lay down a quick Vampire script.
SFW, and it could be a little stalker-y for some folks, but I tried to go for a classic vampire vibe.
Hope you enjoy if you decide to give it a listen! As always, I'm looking for stuff to do, requests to fill, etc.
http://chirb.it/nndrbw
-Tinman
Goodnight, /msa/.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZMMUIYbwgO
>>23814342
....yes. YES.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s054qxX4U3B9
b u m p
May I ask something of the recorders, include info about the recordings for us? Please ^_^
>>23816805
It is soothing! Do moar :3
>>23816178
Oh my god that voiceeee.
>>23816178
That was absolutely lovely and I your voice reminds me of something familiar but I can't place it. 10/10 reading though
>>23818057
>>23818111
Awww, stop! You're too kind.
>>23818126
Do you have anything else? I'd try and look on your chirbit but it's not totally user friendly on a phone
>>23818150
Script wise? No. I was actually hoping for suggestions. I have an improv that I finished but haven't posted yet.
>>23818179
Nah just really any recordings. I haven't lurked MSA in a long time and your name isn't familiar to me so I'm not sure if you're new or not
>>23818190
That's because I'm brand spankin' new!
You're in on the ground floor of this one.
>>23818212
Oh yay! :) u see you've already found discord! have you done questions for new boys yet?
>>23818212
>>23818243
Oh just kidding I found it!
>>23818243
>>23818260
Yeah, I've only been on Discord for like, three days, but everyone there has been just lovely welcoming me. I hope you enjoy what recordings I've got to offer!
If you've ever got any requests, I am always more than happy to fill them.
>>23815981
>>23816107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pMlLN8205t
>>23818264
Oh, yeah. You'll fit right in.
>>23818262
Oh gosh I'm so bad at making requests. I always ask for rambles and singing so I'm pretty lame and tame I guess :p and discord ain't too shabby! I'm really enjoying your questions for new boys :D
Steve Harvey does have some amazing reactions to some of their guesses/answers!
>>23818266
That's my speaking voice which is generally quite low.
Have any guys added girls from these threads (or vice versa) for the guy to do more... personal recordings or (or live performances) for the girl? Maybe with video?
I like entertaining people in a more individual, one-on-one way, and I'm wondering if there's a precedent for this kind of thing.
>>23818303
Yes I have. I actually do have something like this on FSA, where it's more interactive bc I feel like I could never fully be happy with JOI because I don't know if the guy is effectively getting off to it. A lot of us are friendly and always happy to talk :)
Hey /MSA/, i thought about something last night to make as much people as possible participate to the thread.
What if we tried to make people guess a movie or serie with a quote by ourselves?
Like this (easy one, only the best movie ever^^) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fsofYBBAhF
>>23818303
It happened yes, you can meet some lovely people around here. I've been blessed enough to even meet one of those lovely ladies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MKlv5Qn2Cy
Just testing the waters...
I know my mic isn't the best, sorry.
>>23818342
Your mic is actually pretty good!
>>23818312
Goodness, that sounds amazing. I'd love to volunteer for that kind of thing with you. I'm submissive, and following orders is a huge thing for me. I'd love JOI if I could actually interact with the girl instructing me.
I very occasionally come to these threads, so if you or anyone would like to listen to my older stuff, my chirbit is https://www.chirbit.com/slutbass
>>23818320
Excellent news as well. I think I should hang around here more often.
>>23818355
You sound familiar but I can't remember why. You're actually following me which made me chuckle a little so maybe that's why you're familiar. Hmmm.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qRT4VTyFeu
>>23818357
Ah, would your name happen to be something that you wear on your hands? I have you added to Skype and occasionally message you, but you never respond!
>>23818370
Lol I've been very busy lately and I turned skypes notifications off. I barely pay attention to it anymore but I'm trying to work on that
>>23818375
Ahh, okay. Is there a better way to contact you? I had a lot of fun chatting with you before.
>>23818381
Well I'll probably pay more attention to it. At least today. Not Doug anything so I'm just lurking discord and skype while I watch Netflix :p
>>23818387
I'm wondering if the Skype I have for you is outdated, since I messaged you as soon as I realized who you were, and it doesn't seem like you've noticed?
*** SFW Poetry/Accent Request ***
W.H. Auden's "Musee des Beaux Arts" request seemed like a good one for this fine Sunday.
Any recording is welcome, but in particular, I've missed hearing some of our smooth, English accents! Not sure of all the performers, but I think that includes these guys present and past: aelflinn, apollo, caius, helion, jarocar.... + (You) if I've inadvertently left you out. Blame it on distraction, not for lack of love! xoxo.
>>23818396
Well my skype has been the same for ages so i doubt that. Then again skype is shirt so maybe I won't get your message for a bit. Just checked.
>>23818408
Hmm. Would you mind following me on Chirbit so we could chat there (if their messaging system isn't horribly broken like it used to be)? I feel bad for hijacking the thread like this.
>>23818397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DVWa0ahhk5
No accent here, but hope it's sufficient anyway~
>>23818488
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DVWa0ahhk5
Thank you! Sounds like you've read free verse before- or are, at least familiar with the poem. Much appreciated. :)
>>23818501
Glad it suffices-- I've actually never read that poem before, but free verse is my jam~
>>23818397
http://chirb.it/1JfEOs
And a little bit of french accent
>>23818532
Voodoo! Buttah-smooth, as usual. French butter, that is. :) thank you!! Love your contributions.
>>23818514
Nice! Yeah, I love quattrains and sonnets, but some of my fave poems are free verse that I generally prefer how I've read in my head (versus listening to). But this is a good one... short, with good imagery and sounds.
Hi guys, I posted this in FSA, but no one could help me out. Does anyone have that recording of one of the fsa girls saying that a bunch of performers on FSA and MSA started a Skype group and they ostracized her for getting romantically involved with one of the performers in said Skype group? I found it really interesting, but I forgot to download it. I think it was either Liz or Minxy.
Alright, neo-classical economic growth models are literal heresy and I'm here procrastinating. thatarabdude establishing, what's up guys? I say and do stuff in multiple languages, and occasionally senpais notice me. Used to post a while back.
SFW:
It don't mean a thing (if it ain't got that swing):http://chirb.it/h0HxH3
Proud of you, anon!
http://chirb.it/JyC91H
NSFW:
TFA lewd script (part 1)
http://chirb.it/dAk9Be
Swimming lessons (20 mins though!)
http://chirb.it/90xII7
>>23818397
Not an English accent, but I do like this poem!
http://chirb.it/rypEHm
>>23818725
i hope i was the one she slept with, dunno why people expect people with pretty voices not to screw eachother tho, good luck on your search
This is fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uhw1RyCX6T
>>23818733
your voice is fucking hot, thanks for sharing!
/sp/ here, I don't know how this board works or if I'm doing this right, but if someone here could read this, that would be pretty cool
"I tell you what boys, now you brought me in I'm welling up. What you got to realise, we're five points clear, I've been a season ticket holder for near enough 20 years, I moved to Wales, and I've seen Robbie, I've seen Muzzy, and I've seen Lennon, right? This is the first time, the first time that I've ever seen anything like what I've seen this season. This season is just unbelievable pal, and I mean that Robbie. With all due respect Robbie, loved you to bits, loved you to bits, but I tell you something: Kante, Drinky, and all the boys, are putting it on the next level, and it shows in the league table. We're now five.. hang on a minute.. we're now five clear, five points clear.
I went to Athletico Madrid, I went to Red Star. I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Manchester United, Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, wear the fox, wear the blue.. wear the fox, wear the blue, we will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen players, he's seen class players, like Robbie, l-like.. oh, honest to God..
Now, tell me.. you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance of winning the league Robbie. And listen, th-this is.. I grew up with you Robbie. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot win the league, please.."
and in the style of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>>23818397
http://chirb.it/ddO8q2
Albrecher here with a reading of this poem, let me know what you think!
>>23810425
>>23816178
this was awesome
going back to my original request,i have something more specific to ask for
could someone do a starving vampire coaxing anon into giving him a taste?
bonus if he can smell fear or something
>>23818733
>Not an English accent, but I do like this poem!
>http://chirb.it/rypEHm
Whoa! You got da sexy voice, indeed. Thanks for recording and sharing! And yes, neoclassical economics, ugh. I would hope the empirical evidence of behavioral economics would start to permeate through the field of study by now.
>>23819117
>http://chirb.it/ddO8q2
Every time your content appears, I get this conflicting "YES!!" and "oh shit, do I have to wait until I'm in an appropriate place to listen to this?" tornado of feelings. :)
Anyway, this is why I love different takes on the same reading. Your rendition was more dramatic than how I've always read this. It makes me consider the poem from different storytelling angles (matter-of-fact versus sad versus partly indignant). Thank you from a huge fan. :)
>>23819214
Aww, thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoy what I do, I do it for you~.
Yeah, I felt it kinda called for the dramatic reading, I feel like it made more sense to me when I brought a little more oomph to some of the lines.
>>23819098
I tried my hand at it, although I couldn't match the emotion of the original.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oXAqsmgi5I
>>23813127
>higher voice register
Wooould it be possible for you to beg to suck your friend's cock? You guys are hanging out, you're drunk, he's drunk, you've kept getting these persistent thoughts about what it would be like, what it would taste like, how it looks, and neither of you are sure you're into that, but you're just fuzzy enough and it's late enough that you're pretty sure he'll cave easily. Do it for science, man. Experiment. Get the weight of it on your wet lips, the stretch of it at the back of your throat. Feel his pulse throbbing across the drag of your tongue.
>>23820713
Sure, let me write something out and I'll see how it goes. Also working on the hysterical readings of boy x boy so should have those up in a couple of days also. Have to work on them in my free time I have because I'd rather not have to explain to my wife I'm making jerk off material for gay men and women into gay sex. KEK. "No you don't understand, it's a story babe. I'm not ACTUALLY tongueing his rosebud."
>>23810384
Weird. I just got introduced to this story and it was read to me about the same time this was posted.
>>23818397
I was called out somehow, so I suppose I was left with no choice but to record.
http://chirb.it/e2nmbv
>>23810384
Sorry for the double post, but
http://chirb.it/0rtpO7
>>23818397
Ker-clunk
http://chirb.it/zLpKB0
-Helion
Also, here's a mildly psychotic rendering of the 'Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow' soliloquy from Macbeth
http://chirb.it/Hd3qL0
-Helion
Can't sleep, brain's awake.
--a ramble--
there is a request at the end for any femanons or FSA performers who make it to the end and feel like helpin a guy out...:D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DeA9KsOk0N
-MR
>>23821594
>>23821721
Thank you, sirs! These are lovely to listen to.
>>23821634
Apollo- love your narration and storytelling.
>>23821768
Helion- it's frightening how diabolical you can sound. And yet, in contrast, what a wonderful reading of the Auden piece.
>>23822181
What can I say, I'm a man of contrasts :P
Frenchgazi here, really bored, I spend all day reading and I feel like I'm missing everything I read. Up for any request, idk if I'm in the mood for something sexual tho.
https://www.chirbit.com/frenchgazi
>>23821907
In the horrible chance that you are still awake, you might want to try counting backwards from 300 in multiples of 3 to a steady beat... it's supposed to keep your brain engaged on the arithmetic and off the other stuff that's keeping you up (whereas counting in ones is too easy to get distracted from). It's not foolproof, but might be worth a shot. :) Hope you are fast asleep, though.
>>23822354
Indeed. I've enjoyed your nsfw clips on chirbit, too...
>>23822181
Thank you very much, I like to think I'm a decent storyteller. No idea how good of a lewder I am though; probably bad.
>>23822431
Always good to hear. :)
I will hopefully get around to doing some more NSFW stuff at some point, but at the moment I'm not getting many opportunities to record (people in the house, and by the time people's have gone to bed I'm half asleep), and to be honest my motivation to do stuff is highly variable anyways at current time (not helped by the next scripts in the sassy minx sequence requiring sound effects which just makes life complicated). :/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u6Bl2qdbed
I feel dirty as fuck after recording this.
I think I need a shower.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05yj2PmC6RL
>>23794428
As a woman, i agree.
Also ohmygod i can't believe that i haven't looked into this thread for so long, and i'm so happy that you're back. Your voice is calming me down so much right now.. And i'm just listening to that Q&A.
>>23819039
Thank you! I'm glad you like my stuff, if there's anything in particular you'd like me to do, lemme know!
>>23819142
You're welcome, I'm glad you liked it as well!
>recognizes the fallacies of neo-classical assumptions
>discusses behavioral economics on /soc/
w-what are you doing to me
Have you heard of economic pluralism as well? If you have I've lost it altogether. There's a book called Economics: The User's guide that I would recommend, it's 10/10.
That and anything by Veblen/Keynes tbqh, they knew what was up (but you knew that, I assume?)
>>23819138
I off-the-cuffed this hard, but I hope this is kinda what you were looking for. Tried to paint vampires in a slightly different picture:
http://chirb.it/yzAJzf
If anyone have something for me to read, I'll do it. And yes, I have a nice voice.
>>23823300
>http://chirb.it/yzAJzf
oh my god i don't think
ive ever been this turned on in my entire life
please do more of this
>>23823383
My roommates are back so I can't record anything today anymore, but tomorrow, of course!
>>23823300
>>http://chirb.it/yzAJzf
FUCK. WOW. YES.
>>23823883
>http://chirb.it/yzAJzf
i knowwwww. more people should do this
>>23823331
You won't have any luck attracting scripts that way. This thread largely just worships the few well-known people, so you have to provide them with a sample of what you can do. After that, establish a handle and attention-whore as hard as you can to build reputation.
Bumping with generic sweet talk request
>>23824026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AuYy45Qb7u
>>23798295
>http://chirb.it/733rtF
do more pls and if possible could you move closer to the mic? It's sounds super quiet for me.. :D
>>23824096
Thank you <3_<3
>>23823300
>http://chirb.it/yzAJzf
I am now a huge fan of this guy.
>>23822439
All good- at least you have a pleasing storytelling voice! And a nice accent. We who have neither are envious...
>>23822509
Yup, I totally get it. :) Wanted to send appreciation for the full profile you had posted, though, not just the poetry!
>>23822981
Jeez, I'm a certified accent slut. Sensors got set off by this military pasta.
>>23823300
>econ
Thanks for the rec- looks like a great read! I didn't formally study econ (so haven't heard the term economic pluralism), but I've done some econometric modeling within behavioral... so this is an exciting discovery, truly. Who knew that /soc/ would enrich my life in such ways...
Keynes was a BOSS- both in his thinking and writing. And Veblen was a hoot. A sharp hoot. :)
>starving vampires
That was improv?! Damn, that was @$#%ing good. My ears feel kinda wet now...
>>23819138
>>23823950
http://chirb.it/mqL0v9
Albrecher here, being a vampire! Is this the sort of thing you're looking for? Let me know what you think of it!
>>23770783
Oh wow your recordings are awesome. Your accent is so sexy haha
>>23771719
I'm with >>23807750. The little moans always get me
>>23824284
^_^
>>23825200
Oh stop, you're gonna make me blush!
I'm new-ish here and bored.
Anyone have anything they'd like to hear from a guy with a particularly deep voice?
Hey guys, managed to finger a recording done for the trap/prostitute crowd but I'm having trouble finding a way to upload from IPhone to a hosting site. Anyone ran into this issue before? Chirbit etc., upload tries to pull directly from camera roll, but the recording file is MP4 and located in the audio recording app. Any tips from anons that have run into this issue?
>>23825543
Upload it to Google Drive. Then go to vocaroo's upload page, tap the button, and you'll be able to select it from your Google Drive.
>>23821907
"Oh I can't sleep let me just innocently ramble about my day which just happens to involve making you wet as fuck thinking about it. And definitely don't mind this part where I talk about being in bed and how it affects my voice. Because there is no possible way you were already thinking about that."
mfw.
Jokes aside, insomnia is a bitch. Hope you get the sleep you need.
>>23825548
Thanks bud! I figured out chirbit also I think. Just had to re-record on the app and upload through that, so hopefully it's uploaded soon. There seems to be a delay on when the recording becomes visible on my actual account, will link when it has completed. Thanks for the help! Will also delete these two posts when it's up as they will be irrelevant bumps.
>>23824838
hellllll yessss
more
>>23822431
Thanks for that tip, I'll try it out next time. Luckily, it started raining shortly after I posted that and the tapping on the window knocked me right out.
>>23823144
Glad to have you back, and to be of service:D Hope you're feeling better this day.
>>23825574
I guess this is where you kids say, "top KEK."
Sleep came with the rain... which now that I think about it in the context of your reply (which I'm now replying to) is kind of dirty;d
-MR
Audiosexual establishing!
A verbal outburst of answers to questions to start with: http://chirb.it/Jv4A4L
Hello! Perpetually anxious denizens of MSA, your friendly neighborhood automaton has returned with more Anxiety Relief audio!
One was requested of me, and I couldn't possibly turn that down.
http://chirb.it/1fHPHC
Please, enjoy, and always leave feedback if you have any. I've already been told that it needs a few more "I've got yous" so be on the lookout for the next one of these already.
-Tinman
>>23825881
I enjoyed this. Got a few chuckles out of it.
Does anyone remember or know what happened to Ollie? And noname. I miss those guys
>>23826219
As far as I know, the went to GWA on reddit. But they seem to pop back in here a few times a year or so.
I haven't tried to write a long script by myself for a long time now. What do you think would be better for YOU, the listener. Talking about "her/she/...", or about "Your/you/...".
I would guess the second one but i'm not certain, and since i'm changing a few things on something that was meant to be read i'd like some input
>>23825881
I listened to some of your NSFW and I feel like you sound like Paul Bettany. Do you get that a lot?
>>23825881
Welcome! I too, had a few chuckles from this. Cannot wait to listen to other stuff and hear the depths of your depravity.
So, which juror did you identify with the most from 12 Angry Men? Fine to say none of them, but I find that question tends to be somewhat revealing...
Sweater talk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g1vZ9ILpnf
>>23826939
Omg yessss!
>>23825574
Nodding in femanon solidarity here. That is part of the appeal of MR's audio... the sly, "yeah, I know what my voice is doing to you" mixed with the "oh, did I turn you on? who, me?" tone.
MR, keep it up... please. [muffled whimper sound]
My Pet
http://chirb.it/OLICCD
>>23827036
I didn't listen to that but this script is perfect
>>23826939
Bewilderingly awesome. Not sure what just happened... possible dopamine serotonin storm brewing in head. A hard rain's gonna fall.
Sorry ladies and gents, I don't have a pop filter yet.
https://clyp.it/3fnawuqw
A little taste (without any editing) of what i just recorded. I think i'll delete it once i post the real version.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FQRQAauw0c
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15yhhiEumJE
Here's me. I'll read pretty much anything at the moment, I got some time to kill and can do requests or something, if anyone wants
>>23827366
>mfw the distortion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXKAEdoXCI
>>23795152
>I don't do sub
And we hate you for it! I still have your edging/fap & you got so desperate to cum you were totally begging at the end. Women across the world weep for your lack of desire to do sub. Some of us get told what to do all day!
>>23827358
Once upon a time, your dear Voodoo had a dream. A beautiful dream. One that matched a fantasy i had for a long time. And from this dream, i wrote this little story. Some times later (or several years to be honest), i tweeked some of the sentences to make it better for a recording, and thus, this recording was born. I hope you will like this fantasy i had from the moment i forgot to lock the door while changing.
http://chirb.it/qfw7H7
(Wooohoooooooooo over 20min by myself!!!!!!! I'm so proud of me!!!!!!)
>Get really close to coming from listening to some FSA stuff
>Decide to do the 100-1 challenge despite being so close, and using lube since that makes me moan a lot harder
>Fail to even reach 97
Should I post the recording anyway, or just hide my shame?
>>23827503
POST IT, bloopers reals (or reels maybe?) are very popular in dvd. And with the added lewdness i'm sure you will fullfil the needs of a lot of listeners
>>23827515
Here goes!
http://chirb.it/F9r8Lc
Join tinychat com/uvrhbk RIGHT NOW you bitches!!!!! We are not enough here. Join the fun, there is already so much people here
>check thread
>4 replies on my post
>msa
>4 replies
oh wow
I'm really happy I could scratch an itch! I got a request to do more, and whilst I'm swamped with stuff to do this week, I couldn't pass this up. Kinda short, but I'll expound on it this weekend if so desired. In the meantime, enjoy!
http://chirb.it/v3Jsbv
>>23823569
>>23823883
>>23824363
>>23824473
<3
(oh and for >>23824473)
I'm sure you'll enjoy it! Consider yourself lucky that you didn't have to study economics, this is the kind of thing we're faced with, which is seen as the most 'basic' of models. If you're ever in dire need of economic literature I can make recommendations, and if you have any interesting books, do throw them at me!
I was wondering if anyone would like an old selection of stuff I made a while back. It's dusty and cobwebbed, but I'd like to share it.
>>23827884
I would definitaly ask for more if i was interestied in male scripts. So moooore (just in case)
>>23827964
http://pastebin.com/u/RoadEternal
Requesting sweet talk to a tired qt that worked 10 hours at work today, but can now enjoy her insane amount of purchases from ulta and the burrito bowl she bought at qdoba pls and ty qt boyz <3<33
>>23828098
>tfw ID change made you realize your wifi was off
Oh and I should add on I am in definite need of a foot rub ;-;
>>23826080
I had a long day and this really helped.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NBGBhfkOVx
Don't know if I did it right. I've been drinking and I'm only using my phone.
>>23827745
i liked this but to be honest i just want someone to focus on the biting
>>23828061
I took a swing at a couple of these.
Sweet and nice petplay
http://chirb.it/E40DsK
Night Attacker pseudo-rape thingy
http://chirb.it/KHICIh
Any and all feedback would be appreciated!
>>23828061
Albrecher here! I took a swing at one of these, and I'm looking into the other ones now. I might do one of them, or if anyone would like to hear one in specific. Let me know what you think!
http://chirb.it/NOACt6.
>>23828192
ah yes it is finally "tomorrow"
>>23828098
>>23828101
I'm not the best at improv, but I hope this can help you feel better!
http://chirb.it/60Ls2k
>>23828061
I'll probably get around to some of these tomorrow.
>>23828061
http://chirb.it/33na9n
Albrecher here and I did another script, Consensual Mindbreak this time. Let me know what you think!
>>23828243
>>23828192
>>23828156
>>23828192
Ahaha, I would give you my thoughts on these guys but I get butterflies immediately upon hearing any of them and I'm straight so I think I'll just let them speak for themselves.
Never had anyone en masse pay attention to my stuff.
Let's talk weekend plans.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KdGemHUdDZ
>>23827745
I just scanned your profile- really enjoyed the creepy version of "The Sound of Silence"! You were ahead of Disturbed's time in doing that cover...
>dork shitposting
Grad macro? It's been a while since I transitioned from Lagrangian to Hamiltonian mechanics, but math is math. I just got a copy of your book rec from the library- starting it this weekend, thx again!
>>23828192
I love your stern / angry voice and any time you say "look at me", Albrecher! Unfortunately, my bitch of brain knows that you're a sweetheart, so I didn't get an adrenaline rush of fear. Dammit. I was actually craving a rape-y/mean/violent pin-arms-behind-me-yank-my-hair-spank-me-and-fuck-me-raw audio the other night and wanted to request you and Prox to make one... but I couldn't suspend my belief in your personas being nice. What to do??! Despair. Electroshock therapy.
>>23828590
As someone who sounds either uninterested or angry all the time, maybe you got a script you'd like or something? There's some stuff by me further up the thread if you'd like to get an idea of my voice.
>>23828590
Hmm, I appreciate you trying, but you do know what they say, don't you?
Fear the anger of a kind man.
I'm sure I could teach you to give the respect that is warranted. Strike a little fear into you, since you seem to have some preconceived notions of me and my 'sweet-heartedness', as you put it..
>>23828607
I will give a listen later on, anon, thanks! Angry is good. It does seem odd that MSA has a disproportionately low prevalence of assholes relative to other threads, hm... *ponders*
>>23828628
:) I have a half-baked script... if I get around to finishing it, I'll need you to perform it. The smooth, Southern accented orchestra conductor takes advantage of his special little percussion girl on the marimba... or I guess vibraphone would be better, although chillier.
>>23828342
>>23828061
Also, incase anyone wants, my whole repertoire if you'd like. All for your self.
https://www.chirbit.com/Road
>>23828663
Hmm, better. I look forward to that, friend!
Nothin' wrong with a little skin-on-cold-metal sensation play, is there?
>>23828106
I'm glad I could be of help!
>>23810913
Ahh thanks for responding so fast to my request! I've listened to a couple of your other recordings and think your accent is absolutely adorable! Keep up the good work, and I'm sure with enough practice you'll be perfect at reading storybooks out loud to your hypothetical little ones!
>>23811024
I highly suggest reading more of it if you ever have the time, its very wonderful, just like your voice n u n
>>23818733
I don't know if I ever properly thanked you for the Proud of you, anon dealie you did a couple months back for me. I really super appreciate it and would love to request similar things from you. Laughter is always good medicine for hurting hearts
>>23821290
Whaaat? How did you not grow up with it as a childhood staple? I hope you enjoyed it!
>>23821634
Oh.My.Goodness.
You had the perfect voice for the fox!! That's almost exactly how I imagined he would sound, thanks so much for lending your lovely voice to read a silly story!
>>23829220
Aww, thank you very much! I dunno if I'll record myself reading it as it's very long and Chirbit only allows so much space. But maybe I'll read it in my spare time.
I have a million requests right now, but I feel bad telling you guys to do all the work by making up your own scripts, so here's a short little thing I'd love to hear anyone take a shot at
The words/idea came from this comic
http://stupid-doo-doo-butt.[t]umblr.com/post/132390073870/i
Not sure if there's a word filter, but I wanted to give proper credit
"Dear there’s a reason why stove turns off before the house burns down. Why the radio plays your favorite song on the first try. Why your room is always the perfect temperature even if you never touch the thermostat. It’s because…I love you. I love you, my little Anon, and I miss you."
>>23829612
http://www.chirb.it/bLzz2K
I'm new and I'm not great, but I tried.
Nothing wrong with a lot of requests though, keep em coming.
>>23829667
Thanks for the good feelings. If I had any concrit to offer, I'd like to say maybe read it a little bit slower next time, particularly near the end bit between the "I love you"s and the "I miss you"
>>23829826
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. I guess I'm still treating the recordings like I do with work phone calls i.e no long pauses.
I'll do my best next time!
Ok, sod it I'll establish more or less properly given that I got an opportunity to record.
https://www.chirbit.com/Helion
>>23828061
Had a crack at a couple of these, probably the closest to full on non-con recordings I've yet done
>Night Attacker
>Script: http://pastebin.com/xhY427xK
http://chirb.it/PLh7bP
>Night Attacker Again
>Script: http://pastebin.com/Xkw7A8ui
http://chirb.it/6H1pmr
Also, I had the idea, thanks to >>23824473 to try and record some erotic poetry, but I'm a bit uncomfortable recording stuff off of literotica without asking the poet, but instead remembered that I had a half written semi-erotic poem of my own somewhere, so finished that off and I present it here:
>An Awakening
http://chirb.it/eB3sxb
Feedback would be appreciated, and I've even gone and made an MSA throwaway email for anyone who might care to use it: [email protected]
-Helion
>>23830185
Let the insanity flow. The girl will be yours. You have no fear necessary. Don't be afraid to make her feel like she didn't consent. It's different from not consenting.
>>23830187
Take a listen, you'll know I did. :P
Meanwhile, most non-con scripts just don't do anything for me for some reason to be honest. These ones did. Maybe because they're only pseudo-rape rather than actual, but I''m purely theorising here.
>>23830193
I've never really enjoyed non-consent, as most of my focus is on her enjoyment, which I end up making them do anyway. The point of sex to me is to revel in their pleasure and I don't want to need to force myself on someone to make them give themselves over. If I can do it with feeling alone, that holds much more depth.
>>23830202
Agreed, more or less.
>>23827145
>>23827025
ty guise. I appreciate the praise
>>23828061
>>23828238
http://chirb.it/gFeCyy
Sappy, sweet romance. I'm too pure for the rest.
>>23829612
http://chirb.it/DsmtmH
Hope you like it.
Would I be able to get a rate on my voice? Not going to do anythin sexual just that I've starting singing while playing guitar and I'm wondering what people actually think of my voice.
>>23829612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08cnChUs8PO
So someone wanted these...
Impregnation Danish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s08YR8On4VWv
Impregnation Russian: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xY4qItBYwI
Impregnation Swedish: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0723HOGGDaN
Impregnation Norwegian: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkhLKumOdm
>>23810384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TeBtOymJPQ
That was actually pretty fun.
>>23829612
Couldn't NOT give this one a shot. Hope you enjoy!
http://chirb.it/rcmJfy
-Tinman
>>23829612
First time doing this so it might be bad but constructive criticism is welcome!
http://chirb.it/30cPwK
This is pretty awesome. I'll take any requests, I've been told I have a pretty cool voice and I was the king of phonesex when I was 15yo rural virgin anon. But I can do anything. So all requests really!
In English, French, Spanish or German haha (might have an accent with the latter two)
>>23828607
Hi anon- I wouldn't say that I picked up anger from listening to your clips... perhaps it's the Dutch accent and/or newness to Q&A, but to my amateur ears, your voice sounds tense / unsure. Also, it sounds like it's coming from the front of your mouth rather than from further back in the throat/chest- perhaps that's one of the reasons for the "disinterested" tone?
If you're looking for material to practice with, the storytelling requests on the thread are great, since it's all scripted and not as challenging as some of the poetry or nsfw material.
Apologies for wall of text feedback, but since I took the time to listen, there you have it... take it with a grain of salt, though. I'm just one random listener, and vocal acting is like any other type of music- there are lots of different preferences out there!
>>23830185
>An Awakening
I enjoyed this quite a bit, thanks for recording! Visions of an incubus sprang into my head while listening. There are some delicious, very subtle mouth sounds in there... will listen to the others when finding a more appropriate time/place
>>23829612
http://chirb.it/Mc1fsm
Small and yet it's so nice to hear this
Bump from the seventh
>>23828140
that's alright, I'll do more of that! Any particular scripts or so or would you like me to improvise it?
>>23828590
thank you! I'm honestly surprised that I've not seen anyone do it before disturbed, the lyrics are kinda in your face too
>grad macro
oh, not yet, still undergrad. I can only imagine the funposting that will befall me in the near future. Enjoy Ha-joon Chang, he's {based}, to the point where I'm really inclined to go LSE to get mathfaced.
>>23829220
You're welcome anon! I'll do more of the stuff (and the little prince) this weekend. I'll make it as goofy as possible.
>>23832501
>LSE
I meant I'd have to kiss major ass to get into cambridge, my bad. Not with my grades as it stands, but I can bullshit well enough on motivation letters.
Been a while. New name, new me.
Here's a part of a documentation piece that accompanies a larger sci-fi series. I might continue to upload and post if there's more interest.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1irvB8abmQR
>>23831055
Love your voice.
>>23833650
Thanks! Very nice of you!
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/auden.stop.html
This has always been one of my favorite poems so I figured I'd give reading it a try.
http://chirb.it/sJ5m7F
Hopefully the late hour doesn't bring out my accent too much lol
When I was a kid, my dad would make me dinosaur oatmeal every morning before he left for work. I loved sitting there at the kitchen table eating dinosaur oatmeal with my dad more than anything in the world.
I would all also get sick a lot as a kid. So whenever I came out into the kitchen sniffling and coughing, my dad would boil a little extra water to make some fairy tale herbal tea that came in variety packs. While the water was boiling, he would get me some cough medicine. I could barely stomach it, but he would always help me drink the syrup by putting me on his lap and sprinkling some brown sugar in the medicine spoon.
I feel really sick right now. I have a bad cold and my depression has been gnawing at me. I tried to overdose on ibuprofen, but I could only swallow 5 pills before I gave up and started crying. It gave me a stomach ache.
Could someone pretend to be my dad and make me breakfast and help me take some more cough syrup?
My name's Vanessa and would always call my dad daddy if that helps.
>>23834068
You poor thing... I think my heart just broke.
>>23834068
I'm pretty sure this is terrible, but here's my attempt anyway:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1btc6REKkzU
>>23834068
Hey Vanessa, I'm not a cool dude with a soothing voice to make cool recordings about dinosaur oatmeal (that's the best kind!) and tea and medicine, but I wanted to let you know things may be tough right now, but there are people who care about you and believe in you! Sometimes depression gives you cloudy glasses that make it hard to see sometimes, I super get that! (And I can't even afford glasses ; A ;) But don't forget that before you do anything silly, there will always be people who you can talk to about it!
I am positive that there's ALWAYS someone out there that wants to see you happy and would do anything in their power to make you smile again. Sorry you're hurting right now, but I hope the denizens of /msa/ help soothe the pain a little
>>23834068
>>23834155
Oh my fucking god I forgot your to say your name, I am so sorry ;__;
>>23834068
http://chirb.it/MMg4B3
I gave it a go, chin up!
...Honey helped.
>>23834068
http://chirb.it/cfNttA
I hope we help you feel even the slightest bit better. <3
>>23834224
It's alright
>>23834218
Thank you. I'm rather alienated, but I do appreciate the advice.
>>23834225
>>23834315
Thank you both so much.
>>23834068
Everyone in the damn thread should do a recording of this. Here's hoping you feel better, sweetheart.
http://chirb.it/x0smds
And for everyone else stressing, and feeling anxious, a bit of guided meditation to help you through.
http://chirb.it/7Dhykd
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Tinman
>>23834068
Hey, I promise I'll record for you, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to make the time over the next couple of days unfortunately. I'll try to, though.
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JQiAvJOm1D
>>23834842
Thanks Tinny, this really helped to calm me down about my competition tomorrow. Theres a lot of pressureto win but I think i can do my best
>>23835062
Just leave it all out there; that's all you can do. You're gonna crush it, though! Tinman said knock 'em out, hon. Good luck!
>>23834068
> I tried to overdose on ibuprofen, but I could only swallow 5 pills before I gave up and started crying.
>all these people giving you attention
Seriously, you need to get control of yourself. Overdosing on ibuprofen? Look, I'm not going to give you some you shouldn't kill yourself garbage. You have full control overt your mind. If you want to kill yourself, do it, but the fact that you brought it up out of the blue really says that you did it for attention and need to actually consider what the fuck you feel, because ibuprofen pills is hardly a suicide. So all these fuckfaces who are blindly giving you the attention easily fucking crave are doing you wrong. You need to take control over your petty fucking mind and give yourself a real slap in the face. You don't need a daddy, you need to learn to not be dependent.
>>23835036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RgQ2uQQFxA
>>23835222
Saying that made my brain feel much really good. It woke me up.
>>23835200
Someone please tell me I'm not the only cynical twat who thought (and still thinks) the original request was roleplay/b8! I'm cool with it since it brought a flood of content; nice job, guys
![11-LES-ANIMAUX-MALADES-DE-LA-PESTE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F2xhdF8.jpg "11-LES-ANIMAUX-MALADES-DE-LA-PESTE[1]")
When a plague is hurting the society, everybody comes together to find out who would be the most guilty amongst them, so he could be offered as a sacrifice, in the hope of pushing the disaster away. And when you need a scapegoat, the powerful and their great crimes will always be silenced, while the miserable ones will pay.
This is the theme of this poem from Jean de La Fontaine, which is still, sadly, perfectly true today. Steal billions of dollars, organize the violent repression of thousands, and nothing will happen. You might even be bailed out so you can try again. But steal a loaf of bread because you are starving, and depending on your location you will go to jail or even lose your hand.
After this intro not at all activist, i give you my take of this poem
http://chirb.it/8L8yfd
>>23835036
Tried like three times and it still has fuck ups, but so be it. Hope it's okay!
http://chirb.it/s52a8N
Hey guys/girls, I recently got a ukulele and I've been trying to practise singing and playing along. I guess I might as well post some of the clips here, any critiques would be welcome!
Banners - Shine a light
First song I learned for a guy I like.. But that didn't work out =/
https://clyp.it/aicummzg
Of monster and men - Little talks
https://clyp.it/h0endytd
Edward Sharpe and the magnetic north - Home
https://clyp.it/ezfa33nn
Sadie's theme from Steven Universe
https://clyp.it/woh1ulim
And for fun a clip of me fucking up trying to play work from home lol
https://clyp.it/0h2w2qi2
>>23834842
Thank you, tinman
>>23835200
>>23835599
You're not the only one who feels that way. I am coming here for attention. I have a dearth of attention in my life, and I listen to recordings of people online to cope.
I am rather independent. My father was only kind to me like a described for a few years or so. When I was still in elementary school, my parents divorced and he could never cope with it. He stopped acting like I was a child and started to raise me like his parents did, which was barely at all. My mother didn't really take care of me out of ineptness. I started cooking my own meals, doing my own laundry, etc. I guess I could never care for my own emotions, though.
And I guess I'm just attention whoring by taking about this, so I'm sorry.
>>23836475
Look to the soul. Attention only pushes you away more.
>>23836475
It's better to vent and get it off you chest somewhere than to just bottle it up. Don't be sorry for sharing it anon.
>>23836475
What >>23836591 said.
Besides, it keeps the thread bumped!
Somebody please praise the naughty little bunny??? I won't cum until you tell me to.. And i really wanna so pleeeease... (´๑•_•๑)
So I have never done that before, but people always tell me my voice is really nice so I would start with it.
https://www.chirbit.com/Souru
Maybe you have any scripts I can do?
I'm from the Home Counties of England (just for a sense of region) and people say I have quite a nice breathy voice. I'm always tempted by this thread but I don't know what I'd read really.
>>23836680
You can't cum yet. I'm working on it.
>>23836680
>>23836859
http://chirb.it/BJkzs8
Alrighty, Albrecher here. I hope you weren't bad and came before listening to this all the way through. If you did, you'll just have to edge yourself and then listen to it. Won't you tell me what you think of it, little bunny?
Hey all, Clint here. Been a while. Let me know if you have something you'd like me do for you.
Here's some old stuff, for you to get a sense of my voice and what I do or whatnot:
http://chirb.it/vsy5Gc
>Cover of "What`s He Building?" by Tom Waits
http://chirb.it/3DOvHf
>Metal Gear Solid 2 Ending Monologue
http://chirb.it/EOwErA
>"In Hell is Where She Waits for Me" - The Black Dahlia Murder (Short Excerpt, A capella)
>>23836978
more vampy stuff?
Taking request if ya want
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pcccmGTI3w
>>23837094
Albrecher here, with more vampy stuff!
http://chirb.it/q6p9C1
It's a bit of a continuation from the last Vampire improv, so hopefully that piqued your interest. Do enjoy, my dear.
Bamp!
Im down to take requests but i cant seem to get it to work on my phone
>>23834068
>>23836475
hey hey, attention whore or not, we can all agree "dearth" is a pretty word and we all like cutie sad girls
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/vanessa-sad-girl
>>23836680
its been a few days and i trust you havent cum yet because youre a man of your word
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/BUNNIES-CUMMIES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PnfLhe1PXr
bamf
>>23823300
I can't make words. But please do.. more... snuffy.. psycho.. blood stuff.. I don't even care. I could listen to you read most anything like this. Please.
bumpity bump
>>23830185
Night Attacker reads were solid. You sound a bit cruel/evil - not a bad thing for these.
>>23836978
Ooooh. Not the original requester, but this made me squirm! The closing made me smile- such a familiar, teasing voice. Coincidentally, I think your voice tends to hit a frequency that makes a component in one my crappy speakers resonate and buzz. hahaha... I'm looking at it as if to say, "you too?"
>>23836075
You could post poetry all day, everyday and I would not mind at all. Thanks for sharing, Voodoo!
>>23836319
Only had time to listen to the Banners clip, but I enjoyed your singing, including the guffaw when you tripped up- cute.
>>23839681
Well I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I'm glad to have an effect on both you and your speakers~!
Hopefully the original requester was good and followed my instructions~.
Also did some poems last week that I never posted:
http://chirb.it/O4hDCO (Lopsided - Rudy Francisco)
http://chirb.it/7nHaKs (Scars/To The New Boyfriend - Rudy Francisco)
http://chirb.it/y5s789 (For Those Who Can Still Ride An Airplane For The First Time - Anis Mojgani)
Hopefully that's not too many recordings in one post?
>>23839908
>Hopefully that's not too many recordings in one post?
Is that possible? Good for the long weekend here in the U.S.! :) Thank you!
>>23837057
more poetry reading would be really quite nice <3
Anyone care to do a ramble about cartoons they watched while growing up? I've been watching the original Powerpuff Girls lately to cheer me up after long days or hard times. I remember as a kid, everyone loved the PPGs, even the boys watched it and would talk about it during lunch and recess. Courage the Cowardly Dog was another one I'm fond of because I was too scared to watch it alone so my mom and sometimes our roommates would let me sit in their laps and watch it with me
>>23840932
http://chirb.it/v1q2Py
I'm a little bit ill today so hopefully that isn't too distracting!
~Sylvian
drunk german guy
wanna hear some shit?
>>23841066
Definitely. Ramble about your favorite music or musician maybe?
Or just be angry in German.
I like German.
Someone pls do an improv about how he'd like to be seduced. Fapping optional but preferred.
>>23841004
>http://chirb.it/v1q2Py
It's probably weird but this makes me want to cuddle up with you and ask you random questions.
Anyone here interested in an Australian? Never done this before so be gentle.
>>23841693
Give it a go, man!
>>23840932
Here ya go:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FR0ZiLdzPH
>>23841693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cJFfQ37MDX
A terrible Elvis impression
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gsXlU25mN6
>>23840070
Sure thing! Is there a poem or spoken word piece you'd like me to do, in particular?
>>23841678
That's not weird at all, I think it sounds pretty nice.
Ask away though if you have any questions, I've certainly got the time to answer while I wait to get better.
>>23840932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OKyDPnq2D8
im drunk
>>23840932
http://chirb.it/NAKCv6
cartoon 4 u
Y'all sound hot
![how_much_vodka_to_get_drunk1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yx9HBcP.jpg "how much vodka to get drunk1[1]")
