I have the ability to read social sexual success through someone's face.
Post your face and I will accurately tell you how many people you've been with.
Deliver
u wot m8
Ok, I'm curious
>>23567166
That's accurate, well played
>>23567125
hmmm ok
>>23567191
aaaaaand that's wrong.
Try again !
>>23567161
One hundred thousand
>>23567191
Ouch. I was kind of hoping you would guess that tho.
7 was correct for reference.
>>23567125
no cam and I only havet this crappy one avalible. you better deliver, anon
You'll never get mine right
Hint it's a lot
Always wondered what I look like I do :D
>>23567248
If you're even half way charismatic you're knee deep in strange
>>23567266
What does that mean :o
>>23567302
Idk what does it mean to you
>>23567306
Are you calling me weird? That's all I got from that, something bad :(
>>23567125
Notice after multiple incorrect guesses, OP stopped posting.
>>23567199
And there's this guy
i dont think you can count that high
>age 20
How many
Curious
>>23567348
Either zero or 12
You like it from behind
I can tell
>>23567352 0 , everyone knows that
ignore the paper
Took over for OP cause he gave up
>>23567135
8
>>23567161
3 but maybe more, u look like you prob have a good body
>>23567171
4
>>23567179
Virgin
>>23567184
6
>>23567211
3
>>23567229
9
>>23567248
11
>>23567342
100+
How'd I do?
>>23567358
But does OP know, that is the question.
>>23567375
11 more and u win a prize from me :o
>>23567357
Wow, Ive never actually counted but thats probably exact. And you're right.... Not bad, not bad at all....
>>23567375
Wrong much much higher
>>23567397
I've got a good eye for these things
>>23567423
I'm this guy
I'll tell you guys it's very very very easy to get laid
Internet++
A car+++
Confidence++++++
Like serious don't be a douche just be confidence and people will want to touch your parts
>>23567397
Do we get a prize for being right?
A butt shot perhaps?
>>23567478
Can't tell if m or f sorry cause of eyes
If m like 3 if you aren't confident like a million if you are cause chicks fall over themselves for pretty boys
If female a conservitive 5 unless you like getting plugged by randos then I'd say like 15-20
Why not, this should be interesting.
Go . show me your magic , internet Wizard
>>23567375
still wrong.
Damn guys, do you really think i fucked only 6 people in my life ? :/
>>23567423
I'll retire. You're obviously better at this. New guess for your is 27
Okay, try me.
Surprise me internet
>>23567549
Well you aren't that good looking.
>>23567551
Getting closer
But still of by double digits
>>23567539
Okay before I answer do you do butt stuff?
>>23567546
Hmm really cute but you look a little chaste I'm gonna guess 6 but twice as many blown
>>23567559
At least 10 kinda depends on how long you've been sexually active and what your confidence level is at
>>23567568
Like 7 or 8 conservative guess
I'm curious
>>23567596
Not knowing you I'd say a lot like 20-30
Nerdy girls love nerdy halfricans
Once again a lot has to do with confidence
>>23567570
sure, but still, it's not like it's SUPER hard to get laid when you have a minimum of confidence...
I'm at 15 and i don't think it's huge, actually it's pretty low for people my age
>>23567597
Without trying to sound rude you look like you might be super serious and that sometimes scares the vagina
Probably at least 8 cause you've got that dominate look
>>23567616
Thanks, that's pretty accurate. In fact, it were only 6. But I made out with an incredible number of bitches.
>>23567634
I guess I'm not half bad at this
With a little insight to how confident the person is plus how long they've been sexually active for would make it a lot easier
>>23567125
Lessee
>>23567590
Shit . Wizard , your shit was close .
>>23567125
Um read me I guess. lol
>>23567125
This one
am intrigued
>>23567125
I know it said face only but this is my current go-to /soc/ pic.
you'll never know bruh
>>23567673
Which one was you
>>23567830
13
Wizard
>>23567835
nope
i'm a virgin! :(
The answer may surprise you
I would post a pic but honestly my number is really fucking high and I lost count a long time ago
in before some completely random number
>>23567546
Jesus you're cute as hell- whatever your number is, make me the next one.
>>23567549
What? How old are you? I'm 27 and you look younger than me for sure. I wouldn't say most people I know with a couple years in age are at 15 partners. I mean yeah the ones who are are mostly well past it and many of them were years ago. But is that really the norm?
>>23567944
Holy shit you're 27? You look about my age. Dang.
>>23567960
Yeah well that pic is a couple years old but people still think I look roughly the same as I did in high school
But I dunno I could post like 5 pics and I'd look totally different in all of them according to other people. It's probably just the pic
>>23567841
I'm so sorry to hear that
Sex rules
>>23567375
>3
Fuck you nigger, I'm better looking than that... rite?
>>23567986
It's probably by choice if I had to guess.
Tfw erectile dysfunction
>>23567997
Probably
>>23568000
This was pretty funny the first 2-3 times this popped up but man whoever is doing this needs to lay off the guy already
>>23568002
To be fair if I looked like her I'd probably be way more selective
>>23567125
If that was actually you, I wouldn't be surprised with eyes like that.
>>23568032
Smooth one Ron Weasely
Hell why not
>>23568035
Damn you are hot
>>23568039
Is it the hair that gave it away?
>>23567546
>>23565641
Is this your picture?
>>23567125
Try me
>>23568069
Pfft even Ron Weasly pounded Emma Watson so maybe that isn't even an insult.
>>23568111
I'd try you.
>>23568233
Jfc
>>23568228
>>23568032
See Ron that's how you do it.
>>23567125
i call bullshit.
>>23568233
my eyes are rolling so hard at this post
>>23568252
omg you're so cute
>>23568264
Oh shit you bat for the other team? :C Shame.
>>23568252
>calling bullshit
Same but on your post
>>23567944
Im 26, 27 in may :)
And yes, in my country people my age are way above 20
>>23568271
I'm batting for both teams ;)
>>23568252
Clean your room :P
I'm the guy on the right
>>23568272
k.
>>23568280
it isnt this messy anymore pic is a few weeks old.
why not
>>23568273
Well I wish I were in your country.Maybe my number wouldn't be so abysmal(or non existent)
>>23568284
>Pokemon cards
>>23568233
/r9k/ is a containment board, go back to your hole
>>23568297
You make fun of this guy but there are definitely people who play pokemon that have had more sex than I have lmao
>>23568287
Well that's nice to hear. You look like on of those girls that look like 19 but are really 25 or something if you know what I mean.
>>23568304
Fair point, I retract my previous statement.
>>23567559
It's not like you didn't know this but you are super attractive
>>23568097
That's a guy
I wish people would stop with the copy pasta
I'm just gonna give my number away since this thread is dead. It's 0.
Which is making me feel sorta weird since I'm pretty sure I'm older than a lot of you.
>>23568325
Same bro, if it makes you feel better I wouldn't have guessed.
>>23568330
/soc/ is the board for people who are wannabe normalcools or look normalcool but have serious mental issues that prevent them from being normalcool
>>23568309
lol i'm 18 and i look 15, have been banned here a couple of times for that, rip.
>>23568332
How old are you by the way, dude?
>>23568337
Yeah, you look super young. You are cute though.
>>23568330
i go on here to see a specific kind of shit, and that is attractive girls who are very lonely
not to see /pol9k/ shit
>>23568337
You definetly don't look 15, maybe just because I know many people that are sort of like you I dunno. Oh well rip.
>>23568343
19 in October, living in a small village in Scotland so I don't get much selection.
>>23568357
well at least you're not my age kek 19 isn't that bad man. You have time. I can already feel my body charging full of magic as we speak.
>>23568297
We were playing Magic the Gathering, my friend just uses Pokémon cards as tokens. My girlfriend is really into the Pokémon TCG though.
Anyway, feel free to guess my number. Hint: I've been sexually active for 11 years now.
>>23568365
You're talking as if 27 is that old. Bro you're not anywhere close to being half way through your life yet, you too have time.
>>23568383
I'm actually not worried about it anymore(although it's mildly annoying). I've gone out of my way a lot as it is. I don't really hear good things on here or in real life. It's not a big deal really.
>>23568377
I knew I was right to defend you. Congrats on the sex.
>>23568390
Damn, do I look that unattractive? I'm a few months from 30, I've had more than 2 partners.
>>23568408
I dunno if I'm just unnatractive or bad at taking pictures or whatever.
>>23568414
No man not at all, you just said you had a girlfriend and that you had been sexually active for 11 years. You didn't look that old so I assumed you had maybe one other sexual partner then a girlfriend for 11 years or whatever.
>>23568414
Well you're pretty average looking but I think he's basing his opinion on the fact you play pokemon tcg still
But I like assuming anything based on that is idiotic. I don't know why people liking card games or video games stops anyone from getting laid.
>>23568423
Me either. It's probably both for both of us but idfk man
>>23568441
Feelsbadman
>>23568458
Ugly people get laid still man
although I supposed that isn't the most encouraging thing to think about.
>>23567125
pfft good luck
>>23568464
I literally said to a girl on tinder the other day 'ay bb u wan sum fuk' It didn't work of course neither did I expect it to. I think I've almost stopped trying.
>>23568476
Too late man thread's dead.
>>23568480
I don't even get Tinder matches and I used to use a bot to right swipe everyone.
I'm genuinely intrigued.
>>23568432
I currently have multiple girlfriends, I was just referring to a specific one.
>>23568564
lmao damn dude
this is making me feel like something is severely wrong with me. good for you though
>>23567125
Work your magic
>>23567125
I'll be real, I don't believe you in the slightest bit.
>tfw no one tried to guess,
thread has failed me gj
K. I'll take over.
>>23569104
3-4 in relationship
>>23569077
Barelly 1
>>23568560
1, 2 max
>>23568510
Poster isn't you. Trying to get your second one.
>>23567478
1
>>23567539
2-3
>>23567546
0 but could be 1
>>23567559
2
>>23567568
1
>>23567596
0 and you have a female best friend
>>23567597
1
>>23567666
Not there yet. You do have a crush.
>>23567681
1 sry bro
>>23567708
0
>>23567732
1 constant
>>23567813
0
>>23567830
0
>>23567845
Nope 0
>>23567882
1
>>23568005
1 you don't need more
>>23568032
1
>>23568035
2-3 also got someone in mind
>>23568049
At least 1
>>23568111
5-6
>>23568252
0
>>23568284
0
>>23568289
3
>>23568297
0
>>23568377
0
>>23568414
4
>>23568423
2
>>23568476
1
>>23569319
>0
got it right, you fucking wizard.
work ur magic
>>23567348
5
>>23567352
Could be 1 experimental
>>23567371
0
>>23567342
This fucker lol. 4-6. You know them.
>>23567248
1
>>23567229
Idk same one multiple times maybe
>>23567184
1-2 you're very genuine
>>23567211
1-2
>>23567179
0
>>23567161
4
>>23569352
Close to 1
>>23569104
You get stoner chicks. Hard to guess could be 100 for all I know.
>>23569369
You're pretty far off. My number is 12
>>23569392
Yeah sorry
>>23569392
You are studying. You could as well fuck every hour.
>>23569398
3 partners
Here.
Make me laught, you will never have the right number. I'm the black man.
sure, why not.
>>23569432
Fail is real
>>23569429
Chicks will hate your pubes 0-1
>>23569437
3-5 if you feel like it
>>23569438
0
>>23569438
I take it back 2-3
>>23569458
In the ball park ;/
It's not that there is a difference between 1 and 15 desu. 40-50 that's where you missed the ball.
Today it's either <10 or close to 100. Pick a number.
>>23569453
nah, 0, although I could if I weren't lazy/cared enough
>>23569481
Younger was 17 and older 24 senpai. I'm 20 atm.
>>23569279
ouch…. 5 :(
>>23569503
Yeah sorry. I have a male perspective too maybe next time.
>>23569461
you're not even 10% right with your 2
Going to get food or I'll die. Sucks to get it wrong but oh well.
>>23569532
Shit sorry dude.
>>23569550
15 I swear
>>23569420
This is correct
>>23569319
>1
It's kind of disappointing people on here seem to think so low of me. But I mean that's more than I've actually been with so...thanks I suppose.
>>23569563
13 but you were close.
>>23569580
Your troll does get stale is weak. You're studying. You could be banging a librarian but you did say1 last time.
>>23567125
This should be interesting.
![donald-trump-has-surged-to-the-top-of-2-new-2016-polls[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/secz00s.jpg "donald-trump-has-surged-to-the-top-of-2-new-2016-polls[1]")
>>23567125
>>23569642
Op is gone.
You look in 30s. Sorry man.
10ish.
What about attractive people who have been in long term relationships or generally just don't like random hookups? It can really throw off your estimate. You're basically guessing "how promiscuous are you" not "how many people have wanted to sleep with you based on your attractiveness" because not everyone takes any and all sex offered to them.
>>23569720
Pretty much yeah. Number is too precise.
I'm pretty chill desu.
>>23568097
Nope .
Let's c what u can do
Why not?
>>23569363
Im at 15, not 1-2... Already told another anon :)
>>23570469
Ah yeah i went trough pictures. My bads. I'm sure I hit those who already posted their partner numbers.
>>23570454
Quite a bit
>>23570435
Had to have some
>>23569896
3
>>23569503
I was going to say 2 but now I think 1ish
>>23569690
1 possible, too much v
>>23569763
Yeah, few for sure
What about me?
>>23570531
Instagram?
>>23570531
you are a big slut and you like it 50
>>23570531
probably extremely flirtatious, but in the end, can count on one hand the number of people you've slept with
Idk how to send a message to specifically one person (Bran new to 4chan) but youre correct so far
>>23570554
you click on the post id #
>>23570561
He's fucking
>>23570566
Like this?
>>23570589
exactly
>>23570566
fucking what?
>>23570596
Thanks for the lesson lol
>>23570603
anytime. so, how many have you slept with?
>>23567590
I do do butt stuff.
Me?
Can you cut through glass OP ?
>>23571150
Why the fuck does it keep flipping images ? I need answers.
>>23571150
You comin' in here looking like Paul Walker and shit
>>23571153
Resizing the image just a tad bit will do the trick. Are you posting from your phone?
>>23571173
I'll never be Paul Walker hot. Oh wait.
>>23571176
Yeah but it worked fine all these years. Why all of a sudden ?
>>23571182
>All these years
Nice try newfag!
It's probably the resolution of the photos, it's too large ..
please guess me
>>23569763
at least 5. maybe 6
>>23571191
Actually I've been here since '04. Not every oldfag has to be a skilled anon, some of us are born stupid.
>>23569763
23-28 probably
hey guys
>>23571273
zero.
so we don't assume others ITT?
>>23569763
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Do me :^)
Seeing as no ones guessing shit, I'll do it.
>>23571133
3
>>23571143
5
>>23571146
1
>>23571150
6
>>23571195
4
>>23571198
2
>>23571220
3
>>23571226
2
>>23571273
1
>>23571323
4
>>23571412
4
>>23571534
Had the Chance with Drunks, still Virgin.
>>23571198
But desu i dont mind im "only" 18 yet, whyle everyone is talking about how he is banging the pussys, i just couldnt give less of a fck. Concentrating on that sixpack atm.
>>23571195
20 guys 10 girls
>>23569633
God damn I want to put a bullet in someone's fucking face every time someone does this shit.
How am I fucking trolling? I seriously want to fucking stab someone
I wihs I could slit your fucking throat
>>23569633
And studying? Librarian? What the hell are you even talking about? Are you mistaking me for someone else?
>>23571999
>>23572002
Nice treat
>>23568510
Who is this guy
>>23572041
40 kids , 10 guys , 2 girls
>>23572136
stop posting here and give me your fb
>>23572148
why?
>>23572012
>threat
THret/
noun
noun: threat; plural noun: threats
1.
a statement of an intention to inflict pain, injury, damage, or other hostile action on someone in retribution for something done or not done.
Obviously it's not a threat because I don't know you so there is no intention of doing anything because how could I? I'm just fucking angry. And I still have no idea what you're talking about with the librarian or studying comments or why I'm trolling
>>23572136
you are bella z right ? cause you are fucking gorgeous -_-
>>23571534
haha please, 4? really? people have more sex than you think lol
>>23567125
Try me
>>23572242
cut hair
>>23573129
DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!! CUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HAIR
intrigued
Good luck OP
>>23569363
I'm a kv lel
Hmm
i'll bite
actually it's "daesh"
>>23572198
Suppose Im just going of my own life experience. Only ever been with the one person and Im almost 30
>>23572198
>being proud of being a slut
4chan, ladies and gentlemen. i guess thats what happens when every girl here has daddy issues the size of a guy's cock
Do eeet.
sad virgin
this outta be good
>>23573168
I'm having it trimmed (3 inches off) tomorrow. Sorry.
try me
What about me?
Have at it
>>23575627
Alright, no. Haha (?)
I'm really curious, try me.
>>23575719
You make it too easy for OP.
Too lazy to rotate
>>23575460
God! Where are you from?, you are my 10
>>23575460
10/10
>>23575909
Canada, but that wasn't really the point of this thread lol
>>23572158
where're you from?
Beta virgins at it again
Am i missing some sort of meme here or do even ugly guys have sex 15+ times before they hit 20 now?
>>23575627
0, your massive donger kills anyone before you can penetrate
>>23575627
wiseguy
>>23569720
The idea is to gauge your personality as well, doofus.
>>23569763
>desu
Virgin.
t-try me
>>23577554
Peter dinklage/10
![1459270033385[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/suMZwkR.jpg "1459270033385[1]")
