What is your horoscope? I can do horoscope readings, although I need to know the exact day of your birthday and time as well.
Picture related, me doing horoscope magic.
I'll need a little bit of time to type this shit out, so don't worry if I don't reply immediately.
>>23340200
THIRD
APRIL
'97
8AM
ABOUT 18 PAST
37 SECONDS INTO THE MINUTE
give me horror
>>23340200
3:00 am March 19th 1992
Preform your sorcery's
>>23340225
also my credit card number is 4925 2157 6828 3161 if that helps
Tauris
5/10/92, around 6-6:30am.
I already know my birth chart, but I'm interested in whatever you have to say that would be different, or an expansion of my planets/signs/houses.
>>23340200
I am a Libra.
September 25th 1995, 7:42.
Fuck my brain pussy with your horoscope magic.
>>23340243
*7:42 AM
>>23340242
wowow taurus*
out of it
Wait a bit guys, writing it all our. I'm hoping more people show up.
inb4 OP memes us all and never delivers, because that is the biggest meme of all on this board.
>>23340297
Virgos sign isn't known for patience
>>23340305
I'm a Pisces you DIP
continue
>>23340297
here you go anon i saw you struggling so i lent you a helping hand i found this advice on line and i hope you like it
>>23340200
August 22nd 1996 at 11:55PM
Not OP, but I'll give it a go.
>>23340225
You'll eventually get so sick of being lonely, you're going to pick up one of your /soc/ fangirls.
>>23340234
You too, except you'll be high on cocaine every time.
>>23340242
You're going to marry a hambeast.
>>23340243
You're going to be at least 20% more successful than your parents think you will
>>23340328
Something about crying.
Not very clear.
>>23340336
yesssss
thank you <3
>>23340336
>you're going to pick up one of your /soc/ fangirls
already did :^)
unless we harem now
>>23340225
>>23340234
>>23340242
>>23340243
>>23340328
Alright guys, I know fuck all about horoscopes. I'm kinda retarded myself and I don't know my horoscope. So could you guys help me out and make an appeal to United Nations so that I can receive NEETbux from them? I trust that I need international support so I can purchase chicken tendies. My mum would appreciate that a lot. She said I'll lose my good boy points otherwise.
>>23340362
make an appeal you say
>>23340336
>You too, except you'll be high on cocaine every time.
Only if a kind and merciful god exists.
<3
>>23340322
The ambiguity calms my inner void.
>>23340362
mfw I expected nothing less from the literal walking human manifestation of shiposts.
mfw
mfw I have no face
here you go i saw you dropped your face wehn
>>23340378
>>23340378
It keeps happening
>>23340362
>>23340378
I knew OP was a faggot.
I had to step in.
>>23340353
Maybe I was looking in the past
*shrugs*
>still a better psychic than OP
>>23340398
How can I know what sign I am? I forgot my birthday. ;_;
>>23340383
>mfw shitposting changes the very atoms of your being
>>23340369
did he say appeal?
>>23340473
get fucked
>>23340481
>Not realizing eating multiple servings of fruit is shit for you, not realizing that fruit sugars metabolize as just sugar in your system.
>mfw you might as well have just drank a can of soda
>>23340498
JUST
>>23340498
>letting food go bad
degenerate
>>23340540
>>23340551
Good wind up.
03/12/1997
like 3 am mofuggas
5/31/53 2355 hours
>>23341831
You are born in the worse than Hitler sign.
>>23341842
You will find great fortune if you donate me all of your belongings.
February 28th 1994
Sometime after midnight
Don't lie to me.
>>23341860
tell me something new fgt
pumb
