V-Card hookup thread
Get in here if you want to lose your virginity or take someone else's.
Post a/s/l and what you're looking for.
And then the thread was lost to a sea of dicks.
Someone take it pls
25/UK - Straight..
Contributing to the sea of dicks.
Need mine taken
19/M/NJ (732/908 area)
Kik is vite_
23/M/Virginia
Been with a woman, never been with a man. Looking for the latter is anyone wants to top me
>>23042455
RIP
>>23042459
Seen you post a few times, I think you could just go out to the pub and meet a qt. I'm American but kind of assuming most first world countries work more or less the same sex wise.
>>23042459
You're quite desu. I would. 21/F/UK here
>>23043029
Yeah see what I mean? Fuck man. Probably a troll but still. It's possible.
18/m/512
>>23043518
Straight btw
Virgin male in Utah. 18 & straight.
Not hopeful, just bored.
Kik is tetraploid
21/m/818 st8
I'll try whatever
Kik: venturedude
Does anyone actually see this working out for them? Just go talk to a girl. Or if you cant do that, buy one.
>>23043777
Yeah, but there's a certain appeal to exchanging v-cards with a shut-in cutie. Getting to know them, getting relaxed and then just wordlessly have sweet, slow sex with them. Maybe long term, maybe not, but you'll always remember each other fondly.
Uh, 24/m, for the record.
one more dick for good measure
18/m/631
looking to take a female
>>23043845
Do you expect to find an attractive girl at this age who is also a virgin?
>>23043865
At that age? Highly unlikely. But in the 18-21 range a little more possible. Like I said, it be more about the mutual comfort and enjoyment, rather than the prospect of a long term relationship, but I wouldn't be averse to one.
>>23043887
I think this thread embodies wishful thinking, but if any cuties in Texas wanna meet up and fuck its cool with me.
kik is mathanddrugs
>>23042422
22/m/straight Toronto(Don Mils area)
20 m LA
25/m/Australia
Normal looking dude, sociable and go out weekly, just hasn't happened yet.
>>23043927
Oh, absolutely. This whole board is about fantasies and long shots, right?
>>23043989
It does seem so, I haven't been browsing /soc/ long but it sure is something lol
30m NYC (not virgin) looking for F
I've never been a girls first time so if you want a guy who knows what he's doing and can make the first time enjoyable, kik obviousthrowawayxyz
561/21/male. kik..bigbazz22
>>23042575
I mean, pic?
27m/703
email [email protected]
>>23043029
What's your contact?
not a chance here because every one is american or british and im just a east/central european slav(((
I'm not a virgin, but I thoroughly enjoy irreparably changing them.
22/M/UK
>>23046318
Are you me anon? I rarely post at all because there are no slovak/czech girls on /soc/...and it's always a sausagefest in these threads anyway.
18/m/New hampshire, USA
Im just looking for a loser like myself to talk with and maybe lose my v-card to if things escalate in yhat direction.
>>23046430
forgot my kik
kik:eccentricpeople
>>23046361
Are you looking for a Slovak girl to take your V-card or do you want to take a Sloval girl's card?
18/m/lincoln, UK
I can leave a contact if requested
(straight)
>>23046361
yeah i'm czech checking those threads but not posting from the same reasons as you. back to the /r9k/ i guess, where nationality doesn't matter.
>>23046318
>>23046361
>>23046505
Haha not like u have anything to lose, other than your v card lol
im from hungary btw
>>23046505
I'm looking to lose mine but us both being virgins would make it even better.
Wizard here looking for a femanon.
33/m/201
[email protected]
253 or 818 for the weekend
21/m
Kik...daskugel
24/m/TN
straight
I'll take you out to a nice dinner to pay you back.
skype:stratawolf
18/m/NJ(201)
It is time to get rickety rickety wrecked son!
kik: firestart137
>>23047184
Just order a hooker at that point
19/m/Long Island
lets fuck
19/M/NYC str8, might be willing to experiment.
Kik: Gumbase
248
20/M
Straight
>>23047728
27 here. It's not so bad. I'm not even ugly or obese
>>23047787
bi or gay ?
Experienced 26 year old London guy, would love to take a girl's V card.
What the hell
32/m/eastern canada
asexual for ages, straight now
Holy shit why even have a thread like this. Easiest thing to lie about ever.
21/M/Vienna
Kik is roneryboi
M/18 Scotland
Preferably a girl from the Central Belt
Fuck me, did any of you REALLY think a girl would actually post here and meet up with you?
Little life advice guys, girls HATE virgins, if a girl ever asks if you're a virgin, say no. Or you'll just crush your chances with them.
Women want experienced men.
Men are the ones who want the pure, innocent woman.
>>23043983
Where?
>>23050247
Or they'd like to but would get 30 contact requests in an hour.
M18, virgin obv, Chattanooga area, kik is alexmillz97. Str8, but might let a guy suck me off of they're feminine, idk. Chicks definitely preferred
21/M/MD
just looking for a nerdy girl, or trap, or trans. doesnt bother me any.
kik TheRealDadEgbert
>>23042422
i REALLY doubt I'll get to find a central american female lurking here :(
>>23050247
I doubt they'll actually post if any are even here, but that's why I left contact information.
Might be worth the shot.
>>23050401
are you Australian femanon?
M 24 Brisbane/Sunshine coast here.
21/M/ MA
straight virgin
kik is janon231
>Inb4 kik bot invasion
>>23051537
Out of curiosity, which country from CA are you from, anon?
I might loose my virginity tonight or in the next few days with a cute redhead.
Pls wish me luck anons.
>>23046345
Absolutely disgusting.
>Tfw you enjoy giving people their first blowjob, but you're a guy and every non-obese partially homo guy in SoCal has already been blown
20/m/OR-503 good enough looking.
Looking to take a girl's first time
Kik is devin123987 message me
>>23050401
another Aussie?
27/m/Australia
Straight, normal looking guy
kik howdy.hi
26/M/Stockholm, Sweden
arcadeblock at kik.
pls
(I'm straight)
>>23052793
In the end the plan went awry, but tomorrow we are gonna blaze it all afternoon and then I'm gonna take her to the movies to watch Star Wars.
... Is this why I'm still a virgin?
>>23053645
A long term relationship will still result in you getting laid, so no.
>>23053645
>"I'm going on a date tonight, wish me luck!"
>"Didn't get sex, what a failure."
>"All that happened was we planned on going on another date the next day to a movie."
I think it kind of is, see you're separating sex from relationship. One begets another, dumbshit, if you like this girl if she does it for you and if she's into you, you'll have a relationship which is great and is (should be) fulfilling thing. And, of yeah, I guess sex will come at some point.
DON'T SEPARATE AFFECTION AND CARNAL INSTINCTS! THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU SPILL SPAGHETTI AROUND GIRLS!
20/m/nyc
kik is okuu6
Straight btw...
>>23052308
Yeah but not from brisbane sorry
>>23053635
Where are you?
18/M/702 Las Vegas
Looking for females to take my V card
Any bodytype welcome
>>23042422
Someone take mine please
24/m/Illinois
22/m/near LA kik is nero1337
Nero1337 here looking for females
>>23053744
Shit, I didn't expect to run into someone with a brain in /soc/ of all places. Might as well expose my situation to get some actual advice for once.
I'm 21 years old college student majoring in philosophy and political sciences. Regardless of what you might think from pic related (I don't have too many good pics of myself in my phone) I've always been the nerdy, intellectual even, kind. The sort who doesn't have few but very close friends. Its only recently that I've begun to socialize more and more.
Thing is, I'm sort of all over the place. I can be fun to be around, am concerned in the well-being of my hommies and come with an assorted collection of perks, such as smarts, money and kool hair.
And yet, I simply connect with women as I'd like to. Sure, I have plenty of female friends, I get on with them very well, but I cannot for the life of me treat them as anything but buds. Whenever I try to put the moves in them its awkward and clumsy. It even feels wrong, as if my attraction to them was inadequate. I just don't know what to do or how to behave. It feels like I'm getting something very basic, something fundamental wrong, something that everyone does and that yet goes completely over my head.
I try with all my might to improve myself, to hone my social skills and smooth out my defects but, although I learn fast, the cues are lost to me. It doesn't help that I'm a pretty eccentric person. Ultimately girls just don't dig that sort of thing, at least here in Spain.
Its a weird thing, girls are very open sexually speaking yet they only want a very particular kind of guy, which leads to a situation that is you fulfill certain requisites you'll be swimming in pussy, and if you don't, you get nothing.
I just want to be like the others, I just want to feel alright with myself... I just don't want to be so lonely you know?
>>23054440
Another pic, better showing my face
19 Male Ottawa Ontario
Up for anything.
I have two places I go for sausages.
Wisconsin, and virgin threads on /soc/.
>>23054440
I feel you bro
It's kinda the same for me
>>23054440
>>23054478
Mate don't go telling/implying that you are smart if you need a thread like this to lose your V-card, the dumbest shits I know have lost theirs. If you are so smart how haven't you worked out how to woo a women?
Stop overthinking start acting.
22/m/straight/sydney - have experience. need photo before meet up
20/m London interested in taking girls V's here
Good looking and experienced hmu
19 year old Edinburgh university student. Wouldn't mind exchanging v-cards with a qt ;^)
>>23054724
>if you need a thread like this to lose your V-card
I haven't actually posted to get a contact. I'm using this as a regular virgin thread. Its not its purpose but I like these threads. Knowing that there are people with the same issues than me makes me feel like less of a social failure.
>>23054799
LONDON
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>>23054440
I think I can address everything with one simple piece of advice.
Be yourself.
You just rolled your eyes, but based on what you wrote here you don't know what that means. It means that you don't try to nice guy or 'game' girls, you think your own thoughts and you follow your own instincts. There's not such thing as being awkward with girls if you don't let it be, if you get along with someone you'll gravitate toward each other, if not then you won't be around each other much.
Be yourself means you stop trying to force shit, fit into an archtype and fulfill the checklist. You want bar floosies and club sluts? Sure, get a six pack, watch and read every PUA thing you can find and roll the dice, eventually you'll come up with a hit.
You are caught between this red-pill, alpha bullshit and the idea that you actually want a person you get along with, enjoy being around, make each others lives better and have the oft fuck. It's all the same package, man.
You're caught between the two meaning you have no base to present yourself to strangers with, you are as smart and eccentric as you say you don't really express it, you don't act like yourself.
The simple question is, do you want; every girl you meet to think of you as a quirky friend and smart dude to hang with but never a mate OR do you want to be offputting, weird and awkward around 60% of girls (and often get laughed at in the face or talked shit behind your back), be the quirky friend to 20% leaving the opening for hook-ups and a genuine relationship desire to the other 20%?
You don't have to answer, I know what it is.
And no, being panty wetting, lip-biting, one-night-stand guy who can bed 90% of the women he meets in an hour is not possible unless you start going to the gym 6 days a week and get a little elective surgery...or you become a celebrity for whatever reason and can walk around with a roll of hundreds tied around your dick.
>>23054876
how you are a virgin at that university i will never know, freshers especially is like shooting rats in a barrel
22 F CA
Willing to travel a bit
>>23042422
schnxdress
21/m/schenectady, NY
Trying to lose my butt virginity tonight. I thought it would be easy to find somebody willing to do that, but it's apparently much more difficult that it seems.
>>23056690
Come to Vegas
We can hang
>>23056690
This must be bait
18/MtF/Virginia
100% submissive and bottom.
Kik: SpookyLuna
>>23056690
Where in Cali? Provide proof and we can get comfortable do this.
I always feel bittersweet when I post in threads like this because they never ever work out.
209 m 20 kik fathaza12369
18/m/Illinois looking for f any age willing to post snap or other contact info
>>23056690
Socal, 818 323 La Area M
I've never kicked it with A trollbot before
Show me I'm wrong.
Kik 3kai
25/M/Socal (SD)
Every shots a long one for me at this point, might as well keep firing em.
Kik : Optimistic555
>>23056690
What part of CA?
Contact info?
>>23054150
I'm in Adelaide
>>23056690
22 m 530
;)
Now that I'm 18 I'm officially behind the curve. Being a virgin with no romantic history is now a glaring problem.
>>23058135
You're cute. You'll get laid eventually.
>>23057954
Damn, I'm not.
>>23056690
what part? la county
>>23057027
Hey, I'm 20/f/Illinois.
30 m uk, normal, good looking. Always wanted to take someone's virginity.
>>23058227
Where the fuck are you?
Getting to old for this. Gonna be 27 by the end of jan and its pay for a whole next time I'm up twoomba way or let some rando fuck my ass.
>26
>looking to get fucked
>kingaroy, queensland 'straya
>spiral_camwhore for details
20 M Texas
artemisicus
>>23058227
Damn.
I am in Melbourne and Sydney occasionally for work, as that's where most of the population is i guess you're in one of those two places.
21/m/Lower Hudson Valley, NY
Looking for female to take my V
Kik is lonesomestranger31
>>23058648
Oh nice im 21/M/IL
have any contact info
>>23043927
At least have a picture in your Kik profile. It's like you've never dated online.
>>23043518
What's your kik anon?
24/m/Manila Philippines!
M 18 London looking to lose
>>23059748
If interested kik me xchrisknightx
>>23056690
Jimdangle666 is my kik.
I'm norcal.
21/M/Michigan/Bi
kik: sonmal
Have toy experience, if that helps. M or F works for me.
28 m uk
25 bearish male 43055 ohio usa
18 / m / Sweden - stockholm
Will post contact in exchange for grammatically correct swedish sentences.
20 / f / US - California
Only for the right guy i dont want a mean guy.
>>23062767
Come to Vegas?
>>23060158
I think u r virgin
>>23058945
I demand a pic
>>23062783
wtf no you're suppose to come to me
>>23062767
What area code? If your anywhere near the 209 sc me: Hossbigboss
Looking for someone (preferably a girl) to take mine
18/M/USA, live in Charlotte area of North Carolina
kik, snapchat, skype available
>>23062965
Trust me if I could I would
>>23056814
Won't even respond at 3 AM? C'mon.
24/m looking to lose anal virginity to girl with strapon
>>23062767
What part of ca?
>>23062867
Obviously that is why I posted in this thread.
>>23064783
Fuckin kek'd my balls off
>>23064359
909, holy shit this is scary
951 female
Looking 4 luv desu senpai
>>23058135
Genuine lol at the reflection in computer case photo
It's really not the big deal you're making it out to be.
tfw I live in Maine
21/M/817
Eh here goes.
Kik Brosyphilis
420 friendly, not a great puc just got off work, but fuk it.
>>23065099
wow what a qt
Are you a virgin?
It's a shame we aren't in the same state ):
24/M/Straight/Finland
Not even 1% chance.
>>23064988
be >>23050860
[email protected]
951 here. Although im not a virgin i haven't been with one before. Send me a pretty pic and lets get some banter going.
>>23065106
I'm really not attractive Imo, and frankly that's a terrible pick, I work a night job you can literally see lines under my eyes from it.
My first girlfriend I I hooked up with was childhood crush for prom, was about 4 days into that relationship when she missed her period, and found out she was pregnant with her exs bsby, whom she left me to be with due to said child.
Second Girl was crazy and tried to kill me by making me drink aottle of jose cuervo, then snort 3 pills of adderal and eat one, the chug two bottles of robotussen, and follow that with a shroom edible. Frankly those are what I remember too.
>>23065126
So basically I don't trust you crazy bitches for shit
>>23065129
why are you posting here then???
>>23065120
no thx dude
19/M/Las Vegas
I'm looking for fun with a female
Kik: Krispykreamer
>>23065152
Because I understand that two bad circumstances dont mean every women is the same? Shit I dunno. XD
>>23065152
I wish he asked me...
>>23065194
maybe he wanted a virgin
you could still hit him up at his email since he posted it
>>23062601
Gay or bi? Very limited experience myself, but I am 30/M and about an hour away. Never done anything with a guy myself.
514
Willing to take v-card. 19/F
Kik:Kizuato98
25/M/France
Been with men, never with women, curious about it. kik : jibi90
>>23065194
hi, I'm next to 909! I have a kik: socalcapt
dont do it guys i met a guy off a virgin hookup thread in 2011 and now we live together and have a kid
>>23062894
want to add me on kik?
kik is - howdy.hi
>>23043845
>exchanging v-cards
>wordlessly have sweet, slow sex
>wordlessly
Your dedication to being as shit in bed as possible is remarkable.
23/m/Australia
In Melbourne
24/m/portland oregon
Man, went through college and had fun but never really got around getting romance on. Ready to chuck my v-card. Anyway. ..kik derekthomas999
27/MI,USA/ Straight
I'm a lost cause, aren't I?
21/m/Houston Straight
21/m/straight
812 area but most of indiana works
looking to take a card, mines gone a few times over.
kik me Mortisdevil
lookin to chat but let's see what happens. Pic later
M 18 north central Florida straight but open-ish to fem guys kik: smallzr15
562/m/28
I have taken a V card before and it's awesome. The best part is, she got addicted. We banged every way possible except anal... It was great and I want to repeat that experience. Looking for femanons only.
kik burntheboat
>>23067618
you look good desu senpai, just be more sociable and expand your circle, thatll lead to grills
>>23067716
Forgot about kik: athall88
(Like anyone's gonna give a damn, I'm sure it's mostly dudes here, at least I get that feeling, lol.)
23/m/straight
anyone at all here.
23/f/OH looking for virgin
>>23062767
In Riverside, willing to help you out. Kik?
>>23064988
Are you giving or taking?
M/19/straight
NYC, 718 still have my v-card
>>23068143
Northern Ohio?
18/M/614
>>23068143
hi
23/M/Straight/Southern California, Orange County
Thought i'd try but not really hopeful.
>>23069260
Still have my v-card. Forgot to include.
>>23068103
Eh, Ill be moving into the city soon. Just kinda fucked where I am. Situations kinda led to me getting stuck with some family in some lil town in the country. Workin hard to get outta here.
>>23068143
26 male 330 virgin
Do you have a throw away email or kik
22 / M / south east Europe
>>23069995
forgot to say, straight
>>23058648
Hey I'm going to be 30 in February. Would you be interested in taking my virginity? Kik me at sajl63 or Skype at sajl632
25/m/814
straight, still a virgin
ma 508 22.
23 / UK / Straight
28/M/UK straight
kik: jaythehappyjovian
If you can wait till I'm a wizard that would be pretty cool.
>Post a/s/l
22/m(Virgin)/the netherlands
>what you're looking for.
Female, no preference
20/M/NYC
Straight, still have V-card
Anyone in Iowa?
>>23054571
heyoooo
18/m/250 looking for someone to take mine
31/m/hogwarts
It gets easier guys
19/m/508
Looking for a woman or trap to take my virginity.
24/m/507
looking to lose it to a guy, girl, it anything in between
Kik: concfm
18/F/Virginia
>>23073941
no shit. Where at?
757 m here
>>23073941
post your kik or something
19 / F / 213 area.
18/M/209
Kik: Eleven_97
>>23074854
Forgot to say I'm straight
>>23070880
Exactly the same as this lad.
24/m/QLD Australia
Should maybe loose it I think?
>>23073941
28/m/va Kik: Xardenn
25/M/England looking for femanon.
Willing to travel.
HAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS ARE VIRGINS? WHAT A BUNCH OF SHITTER FUCKS. NO GIRL WILL EVER WANT A VIRGIN MAN, YOU GUYS ARE ALL CLOSET QUEERS SO GIVE UP. YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN HOVER HANDS HERE. WHITE KNIGHT KEKS!
>>23053608
Have you tried hanging out in a white vam outside schools, with a cardboard sign?
>>23075312
Kik?
19 Male, near Melbourne AU
Still a virgin.
29/m/toronto
Obtaining the powers of a wizard in a few months. Would rather not, it seems like quite a hassle.
21/m/bay area CA
Looking for a femanon
I just want to get fucked up the ass by someone reasonably not ugly, which is apparently hard to find online. 18M here, in Massachusetts, my kik is Apple child for those who are interested.
26/male/Netherlands/virgin
>>23077499
Oh, and straight by the way.
26 male Germany and I'm straight
>>23076524
>M
Fucking degenerate
>>23052671
Honduras, there's no chance lol :(
>>23070880
contact info?
>>23077891
>contact info?
Kik = Kencchi (Will give out skype through kik or a throw away email since i got friends browsing 4chan)
>>23069277
You also have no way to contact you. Good going.
>>23077891
>>23078047
Made a email incase you don't use kik - [email protected]
(Will give out skype through the email, same or you can email me yours and i'll add you)
If even a single person loses their virginity because of this thread I'll eat my hat.
>>23078123
Ben je azn?
>>23078593
Nee. Ik ben best slecht met het opkomen van namen dus ik nam maar iets wat ik ooit ben tegen gekomen
>>23068143
please Toledo
I live in Michigan but Toledo's quite close. 20 y/o virgin
26/m/ottawa/straight.
It's a new year and my birthday's coming up, this shits virgin' on the ridiculous now and I want to get it over with.
>>23078842
>this shits virgin' on the ridiculous now
Boo!
18/m/australia
trying to loose v's
Kik me @donladbalk
>>23078842
dohoho
23/m/Atlanta
looking for dick desu
21/m/Mn
just chilling here in the snow like where all the females?
18/m brisbane
18 m need to lose looking for f
gta 416/905/647
19/m/305 looking for F to lose v card
Kik: OliverJpf
25/M/909
Looking for a virgin
Sc mlop7900
>>23062767
909 area
>>23064988
909 area
Sc mlop7900
20/m/Virgina (703/571) God this is depressing
18/male duh/ brisbane. Looking for a chick to lose my v-card too. would prefer another virgin but am more than happy to lose it to any chick.
20/m/ central mississippi
kik: Jasphers
looking to lose m v-card
>>23042422
I need to lose my vCard. 20 year old straight male. :/
>>23083487
I forgot ohio/419 area
>>23078593
I replied on kik.
>>23051207
im definitely not a feminine guy but damn son lemme suck that dick
27/M/Oregon
21/M/NY
Straight
631
Kik=nabizzlem
>>23058648
I'm 21 m in 217 if you're interested
18 m virgin
Cougar_Hunter007
Looking for older women to Kik or maybe meet?
561 FL/M/19
Lookin for femanon only to lose virginity to, worth a shot
18/m/str8/Merseyside uk
Willing to take v-card
20/m/minneapolis minnesota
Willing to take anyone's V-card
20/m/MT
>>23042422
28m/usa
straight
wcl2016
>>23062767
M 909 area
Add me Sc mlop7900
