Possibly rate based on assumption too
It's the season of giving still
Assume away
Assume away.
>>23031455
Fake, but thx
...but still a qt3.14
>>23031466
Not fake but thx :v
>>23031475
Kik to prove it
Ja978
>>23031478
Instead of being a contactfag just ask for timestamp maybe ??
>>23031491
Lololololol
TIMESTAMP THEN
Yes I am a weaboo. Yes I cosplay. I won this at a panel.
>>23031461
Seem like the party animal type, but your dad wants you to do better than him
>>23031455
Use to be into bands like 3OH3, now you kind of listen to punk.
Also /soc/ isn't that bad. Haha. You must be impersonating bcuz you're salty over something they did
>>23031449
Cool dude and always independent, but you miss hanging with your family a lot.
>>23031491
that picture of yours is over 2 years old if it's really you
>>23031449
i assume that you should be making out w me rn
>>23031455
likes paramore unironically
>>23031461
the annoying friend
>>23031449
The clean guy in a biker gang, really loyal.
>>23031455
I assume you went through an emo phase at 14.
>>23031461
You do it.
>>23031449
I assume you like hard rock and beer, maybe hiking, etc
>>23031475
>>23031455
Fake af, but adorable scene chick straight from 2006
>>23031461
I think you like partying and chewing gum
Am I doing this right?
roast me deep
>REEEEE HARRY STYLES UNDERAGEb&
cmon on let me smell it
>>23031505
Your assumptions of making out are correct and you love the movie annie hall
>>23031520
never seen it. isn't woody allen like a mega creep?
>>23031527
Yes if you consider being a dweeby jew creepy
I'll do assumptions later
>>23031461
likes laughing colours on fb
>>23031505
never heard of lcd soundsystem
>>23031506
smokes american spirits
>>23031509
a born leader
>>23031499
regular at local magic competitions
>>23031509
Beer and hiking - check and mate
Assume away
>>23031536
he fucked a kid, dude
>>23031548
I believe those are allegations but you never know
>>23031543
no, i realize now. you look like my ex boyfriend's best friend. sorry i insulted you earlier m8. i assume you have above par taste in books
>i have heard of them but never listened to them
>>23031548
Cool!!!
>>23031506
Also spot on, eugh
>>23031555
right m8, just like how we "don't know" that bill cosby is a serial rapist
>>23031505
We can listen to Lcd when i make you my waifu
>>23031546
You're in high school but you got accepted into a good school and want to go into the medical field
>>23031557
i took no offense, john green is handsome when you ignore his shitty ass books.
i have pretty pleb taste in books as i don't read much. Faulkner is GOAT though. and i've been reading the Art of the Deal by Donald Trump and actually getting a real kick out of it.
listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kPH2MJzlg&feature=youtu.be
>>23031555
nah he fucked that kid, beat her too
>>23031565
word
>>23031570
Your eastern European and 6'2"
>>23031499
weebs do not deserve attention
>>23031505
not like those other girls
>>23031506
not like those other guys
>>23031509
mildly boring
>>23031513
tries way too hard to be le goofy dude
>>23031542
NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>23031543
welcome to crash course
>>23031546
hollow
>>23031570
denies need to shave
Lazy today to shave.
>>23031513
>>23031580
>listening
his brother is way cuter t b h and has a better personality
>>23031582
Thinks being mad @ the world will get him laid.
>>23031570
Hates his life
>>23031546
Is a virgin like me
>>23031543
has done anal
>>23031542
>>23031600
Short, but can punch a hole through your chest
>>23031449
you answer phones for a living
>>23031455
this picture is about 2 years old
>>23031499
tyler the creator is the only rapper you like
>>23031505
has the confidence that i dream of
>>23031506
lives alone in a minimalistic apartment
>>23031509
drives a 240sx
>>23031546
Despite being confident and willing to take risks you feel like you haven't found out who you are yet
>>23031543
You're the pride of your family and you wonder if you can live up to the expectations
>>23031506
Your life, while entertaining, isn't satisfying and its killing you inside
>>23031505
You truly believe you're not like all the other girls
>>23031499
You actually aren't like all the other girls
>>23031461
"that guy"
>>23031585
that made me laugh and i dont know why. saved
>>23031582
idk m8 thats just the way i smile when i smile.
>>23031611
Your a cop from the future but no one believes you
>>23031582
I'm exactly like everyone else.
>>23031608
With gf.
>>23031611
I believe you're correct to some degree but I'm not rapacious enough regarding alterations, hence not to that extent.
>>23031570
Woah. Dudebro, into edm and lifting and sports
>>23031546
Seems pretty hip. You want to stand out without being flashy
>>23031545
Awesome
>>23031543
Likes the usual 4chan stuff, I guess cuz you look a little like moot
>>23031542
Pale with ponytail I think you're into board games and whatnot
>>23031513
Procrastinates on getting a haircut because it makes you uncomfortable
>>23031506
Zyzz vibes here, I assume you went through an emo stage at 14
>>23031505
Pic won't load, based on thumbnail you like Harry potter
>>23031499
Artsy type
>>23031582
sorry but are you korean?
>>23031634
>>23031513
fuck im terrified of getting my hair cut, oh sweet fucking christ
>>23031569
why do boys even open their mouths t b h you were cute before you started talking
>>23031582
tries way too hard to pretend she doesn't hate herself
>>23031608
lets boys dictate her self-worth
>>23031611
still secretly devastated about a girl who broke his heart like freshman year
>>23031634
no
>>23031509
you like led zeppelin
>>23031582
That's what I get for being a half-nip
>>23031449
Ex-soldier experiencing a flashback
>>23031455
Younger and maybe cuter Avril Lavigne
>>23031461
Dude about to shame everyone with his dance moves
>>23031499
Just someone that enjoys explicit manga
>>23031505
Witch getting ready to ride with her friends on brooms
>>23031506
Smooth-voiced singer that is great with the ladies
>>23031509
Regular college boy
>>23031513
Guitarist of a band
>>23031543
>"I am about to blow your damn mind with science, bitch!
Or Peter Parker.
>>23031546
Seattle resident
>>23031646
Top kek
>>23031653
finally someone gets it right!
>>23031608
Pretty cute desu desu but your file name has mad edge
>>23031581
Pretty much yeah but only by heritage. American.
>>23031582
No I usually do shave, just was coming off a week of laziness :P
Travels a lot?
>>23031600
Sarcastically, yeah I do. Tbh I've got a nice life and enjoy it for the most part
>>23031634
No. I like emo, running, and videogames. Lol
>>23031611
went through a really embarrassing ayn rand phase in the 10th grade.
>>23031608
suffered a dramamine overdose in high school which you covered up by telling your friends you had a hypoglysemic incident
>>23031600
never recovered after witnessing two homeless men fuck each other in the ass in the dark corner of a basketball court in your neighborhood
>>23031582
you didn't answer my question so i'm going to assume that you are in fact korean and have the han and have been seeing a psychiatrist about it for years to no avail.
>>23031583
jeopardy contestant hopeful
>>23031681
Oh here's my ugly mug again. Assume some more pls
>>23031693
you get girls but you still feel empty inside
>>23031543
we end up in the same threads everytime m8
>>23031582
you have a high pitched voice
>>23031600
kind of douchey
>>23031611
lowkey listens to rammstein
>>23031646
nawh
>>23031668
it's some yung lean lyrics
emotional shawtys on deck
>>23031686
haha no, no overdoses ever
>>23031699
Lol, I can only imagine such a reality. Tbh only ever had one gf. We've been together for ~4 years...
>tfw ugly/nobody in high school
>tfw afraid to post face because friends might recognize you
>>23031693
You look like Luka Magnota and for the sake of Asian males i hope you dont act like him
>>23031499 Has an ideal of positivity at all times;
>>23031505 Is agnostic;
>>23031509 Believes that description is a virtue;
>>23031543 Is possessive as a lover;
>>23031608 Likes candy shops more than candies;
>>23031611 Hates Jim Carrey.
>>23031699
Also to assume for you
You have a tumblr. You repost art and poetry.
You like Brand New (TDAG is your favorite main but fight off your demons is super good too)
You are very upset with life right now but you hide it well in real life
Here we go
>>23031724
Nah I'm straight and against violence. T-thanks for the comparison though
>>23031738
My guy, is that an alpha industries jacket?
If so you browse /fa/.
Also you smoke weed on occasion
>>23031747
Nah it's just from H&M
I'm totally against smoking and drinking
>>23031726
nope. you don't own a smartphone
>>23031731
i had a tumblr for a couple of years but ditched it precisely because of how regurgitated it is. not a fan of brand new, and i'm doing pretty good actually
>>23031738
you are a magical creature, the last of your kind
>>23031759
Damn, had me fooled (h&m keeping the imitation game string though lol). I'd still probably hang with you. You seem like an interesting person
>>23031788
I'm shit at this apparently. Like 0/3.
>>23031813
Atheist?
>>23031813
Glad to see a fellow brother in Christ here who has given his soul for his lord and savior.
sick of these fucking stupid ass boxes
I'm the redhead on the right.
>>23031817
Nope.
>>23031820
Right on bro. Eternal salvation in Lord Christ is the only h'way.
>>23031788
I am a noble breed
>>23031795
Thanks man, I like to think I'm interesting
>>23031738
Your eyes make me think you're mischievous.
>>23031813
I feel like you're really funny when you stop trying to be. Also I bet you have a really warm smile.
>>23031822
horse chick
>>23031813
likes fishing
>>23031693
I assume you think your body is better looking than it actually is
>>23031611
very thin OR puts a lot of effort into wardrobe
>>23031608
photo taken to disguise weight
>>23031600
not on gear
>>23031583
reserved but hilarious
>>23031582
aggressively conformist
>>23031913
Nah I'm self conscious about it actually. It's fine and not horrible but I don't think it's good by any means
You own at least 2 knives
>>23031913
>photo taken to disguise weight
nawh
listens to underground rap
>>23031726
has a weird fetish
>>23031942
why too attractive to not be a catfish IMO
>>23031913
above average intelligence
>>23031813
bald, enjoys irony (I hope)
>>23031937
go figure, why the shirtless pic then?
I've got a bunch of kitchen knives but only one "knife" knife. Used it for camping trips, I actually can't find it right now.
>>23031950
killer. nope, mostly metal and rock.
>>23031967
Has gotten lost in his life and needs to get reconnected with god.
>>23031967
*way
>>23031950
recently started to frequent /soc/ ?
>>23031967
>above average intelligence
I'd like to think so.
>>23031971
honestly that was my first guess but i figured it was too obvious because you look like a viking
>>23031967
>>23031978
nawh ive been on here for years haha
youre really relaxed, to the point where you dont get excited
>>23031971
Because I also sleep shirtless and I was about to go to bed when I took that probably lol
1 knife is fine
>>23031984
I'll take that as a compliment. I lift for Thor.
>>23031967
Enjoys coffee. A lot.
>>23031950
Spends too much money on their appearance.
>>23031942
Is fit, not sure why on 4chan
>>23031913
You make terribly hilarious jokes.
Im dude, with the missus
>>23031974
either you're a bad troll, or you're religious; either way you are stupid
>>23032002
actually dislike very much, dexamphetamine is my preferred stimulant ^-^
>>23031984
damn, I am a very relaxed person, and I dont get exited often - but I wouldn't say the former is due to the latter.
Good guess tho, you must also be pretty cluey aha
>>23031913
Spot on, man.
>>23032004
floor model robot
C'mon man learn how to use your face properly already...
>>23031913
Younger Thor
>>23032004
Fun geek
>>23031686
fucking kek
>>23031974
Uh Oops I thought that comment was from the dude with the cap, mb
Ur actually pretty funny {:
>>23031608
Sonic girl! It's always a delight to see you. :-) You are my 10/10
>oh yeah, assumptions not rates.
You don't like kids. Not to say you're not great with them, but they're kinda slow and helpless which isn't that appealing to you.
>>23031724
Russian model
>>23031726
Horror movie protagonist
>>23031942
Wii U Fitness Trainer
>>23031950
Two photos! <3
I guess that means I should make another assumption.
>What's your name if you don't mind?
You're never late for a meeting, but if you are there's always a reason. That is if you care to go in the first place.
>>23031449
you go beast mode in bed
>>23031461
has done cocaine
>>23031499
been to a lot of anime conventions
>>23031505
probably nice and cool! you probs live somewhere on a coast where it's cloudy like portland
>>23031506
probably has a tribal tattoo that they regret
>>23031509
seems kind of unlucky probably a good friend
>>23031513
played a woodwind in school band
>>23031542
had a moment in his life where he thought he had super powers
>>23031543
makes good eye contact
>>23031546
really good at some videogame but he doesn't tell anyone
>>23031570
has tried to rip a phonebook in half with little success
>>23031583
has a buried secret
>>23031608
was engaged in high school
>>23031611
talks about how much he likes a drumtrack on some song you hear and you have no idea what he's talking about
>>23031726
lives in the hotel from the shining
>>23031738
can play some SICK RIFFS on his FLYING V but he's actually pretty good so it's ok and you don't hate him for being that guy
>>23031813
wearing that hat ironically
>>23031822
you've seen some shit I can tell
>>23031913
has used a hacksaw
>>23031942
you could kick my ass without trying
>>23031967
probs a good kisser
>>23032002
likes talking about cars
>>23032004
without those glasses they're useless
>>23031449
you're in a band
>>23031461
you do a lot of hard drugs
>>23031499
you like entry level anime (sao, snk, fma, etc)
>>23031505
lollita cosplayer
>>23031506
you have an exciting life but nobody to share it with
>>23031513
you're a metal head
>>23031542
you're a regular at hobby/card shops for DnD
>>23031543
you once tried out for to be harry potter
>>23031582
surprisingly liberal
>>23031608
you only date black guys
>>23031611
the kind of guy people want to hang around at parties
>>23031813
likes to go hunting
>>23032245
used to like Emily Autumn
>>23032221
you're unsure what to do with your time
>>23032004
likes his glasses but other's don't agree
>>23032002
kinda cocky, doesnt like to be single
>>23031967
college student, easily bored
>>23031950
porn stars are your role models
>>23031942
really into gymming
>>23031913
related to ewan mc gregor
>>23032245
Has body dysmorphia - you think your morbidly obese but your only 8 pounds over average
>>23032002
drinks guiness
>>23032124
>>23032159
ohi
first assumption is accurate, unfortunately the second one is off, i'm late to everything lol
and my name is darra
>>23032221
ive never dated a black guy lol
you wish you were taller
>>23032212
ive never been engaged but i've been with the same guy since my freshman year of high school so maybe that's the same kind of?
Assume away on me, plus thoughts on select people.
>>23031449
Fun kind guy, throws good parties at his place, plays drums
>>23031461
Numbers game PUA whose main angle is funny game, hits on anything that moves
>>23031509
That guy who's been dating the same girl for like 7 years.
>>23031543
Studying electrical engineering or something. Likes playing ultimate. Somewhat social and the best looking of his friends, but still a virgin due to overall "betaness". Main thing holding him back is his even more "beta" circle of friends who are less well adjusted and not as alright looking.
>>23031822
That girl who is still feminine but wants to be one of the guys. Professes to like whiskey. Says "dude", claims to have more guy friends than girl friends citing less drama.
>>23032536
Play guitar, hate when things are out of place even slightly, used to work grocery
>>23032245
Waitress, owns a small dog
>>23032221
Loves Bob Marley, loves mangos and pineapple, your mom likes to think of herself as fancy and proper
>>23032004
Definitely know how to work magic in making graphic art and elaborate memes
>>23031967
Atheist, depressed, egotistical
>>23032536
Bisexual or close to it. Solid social skills, generally a good friend. University educated.
>>23032351
Bus trip is shit but you're going somewhere cool
>>23032221
You're kinda not too sure about this
>>23032004
you're telling yourself "how can it possibly go wrong? It's just 4chan after all"
>>23032002
The girl screams internally and the guy's hunt was successful
>>23031967
One last post and then you'll go to bed
>>23031950
You cannot wait for that ego boost
>>23031942
Workout went well today
>>23031913
You just post there and see what happens, who knows? Something cool may happen
>>23031822
The pecking order is right, left, center. I see a lot of resentment from the one in the middle.
>>23031813
You're thinking that this whole thing is silly but you're bored
![e1950c0a42[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MS8XIuh.jpg "e1950c0a42[1].jpg")
>>23032351
Smoke weed everyday
>>23032536
70% of your photos are well-organized candid
>>23032564
love outdoors
>>23032645
You're an artist of some sort
>>23032635
You have friends with a photography degree
>>23032587
you seem a bit stressed
>>23032557
Was gunna say you looked like a cool dude(probably military) until I saw your ear piece. ..
>>23032557
Emo marky mark
>that feel when looking pretty good in the mirror
>take a pic
>look bloated, asymmetrical and just ugly
every time
>>23032719
make a webm
>>23032712
likes being a dad
>>23032687
likes going to bars
>>23032656
works in a record store
>>23032652
fashion doll
>>23032635
works in a hip startup
>>23032587
studies law
>>23032564
travels to obscure little countries
>>23032914
Subscribed to progressive YouTube channel.
>>23031436
You can't have Christmas without Christ
>>23032920
whats that
Sorry for the snapchat bs
>>23031449
Ridiculously honest with everyone
>>23031505
College student and artist
>>23031506
Swedish or has Swedish family
>>23031509
Low-key sad all the time
>>23031543
Really likes French literature or chemistry
>>23031570
Treats his mother really well
>>23031582
Studies/d biology
>>23031600
Had a goatee at some point
>>23031608
Enjoys black metal occasionally
>>23031738
Hikes often
>>23032221
Into electronic music and acoustic folky stuff
>>23032351
Thinks he's sly
>>23032536
Plays/ed cricket
>>23032564
Loves his nieces and nephews
>>23032635
Tried to be an artist but gave up
>>23032656
Plays magic
>>23032914
Wears contacts
go for it
>>23033146
Nailed it
>>23033155
my assumptions
>>23031449
would buy you a beer but you'd have to be a bro
>>23031461
into some sort of IT
>>23031505
laughs a lot
>>23031506
has tried drugs before
>>23031542
is an emotional network admin
>>23031608
has trouble sometimes with people who can't separate your looks from your intelligence
>>23031942
doesn't waste money on unhealthy food
>>23032002
happy
>>23032564
works behind a desk
>>23033146
cute and possibly a playful fuck
>>23033146
How did you know I'm swedish?
>>23033162
6.5/10
You shop at Buffalo Exchange for all your weird vintage tshirt needs
>>23033155
7/10
Secretly works for Hydra
>>23033146
6.75/10
Wears cool earring that look somewhat like penguins, but one can never be for certain
>>23032980
5/10
Anything I would assume would be really mean so I'll just keep my mouth shut
>>23032914
5/10
Growing a beard for the first time in his life.
>>23033185
>Secretly works for Hydra
how did you know?
>>23033185
Would go to the arcade with you
>>23033182
You look like you are, facial structure, tattoo choice, etc
Assume away
>>23033185
>anything I assume would be mean
Don't cut yourself on that edge
Maybe you'd be better off working at hot topic
>>23033146
>TRIGGERED meme
>>23033185
Mei-Ling if she never picked up fighting
>>23033155
Jetstream Sam
>>23032980
'No fun allowed' park ranger
>>23032914
Jake from "Jake and Amir"
>>23032687
Jason Statham double
>>23032351
>"Oh hey, there's my stop, the elementary school."
Posting for curiosity purposes, first time on /soc/ today.
