You know what to do!
>>23001165
FRENCH
>>23001187
german /scottish
>>23001182
Overall cool guy with minor insecurities
>>23001187
You act like you like cats but are just indifferent
>>23001194
Run a tumblr blog with only 30 followers
>>23001182
linkin park fan
>>23001205
CATS ARE FUCKING MASTER RACE DUDE
>>23001238
Of course they are.
>>23001205
tumblr is for little girls and feminists. i am nether of those
>>23001165
mafia man 8)
>>23001182
forgets keys often
>>23001187
loves kitties
>>23001194
in middle school
>>23001165
didn't do well in high school
>>23001182
chav?
>>23001194
you're american or in middle school
>>23001241
I'll get a dog in here to ween out the pussies
>>23001165
Raped someone
>>23001182
Was a juggalo
>>23001187
That cat doesnt actually like you
>>23001194
Hangs out where the smokers do at scool
>>23001205
is a virgin
>>23001282
doesnt shave
>>23001284
tranny
>>23001165
You prefer to drink spirits than other drink, straight from the bottle if alone.
>>23001182
German
>>23001187
You think your cat makes you interesting, its the cat that's interesting dude
>>23001194
'muh patriarchy'
>>23001205
You are a big NFL fan...Bengals
>>23001282
You always have a nagging feeling that all of your male friends want to fuck you...they do
I'm mtf. Assume something else <3
>>23001284
Likes everything twee
>>23001282
You back awesome cupcakes
>>23001205
You like some obscure hokey team.
>>23001194
People think you're a lot younger than you are
>>23001308
>>23001308
yes &
>>23001309
yes lol
:( :/
>>23001309
I know that my cats more interesting than me, i'm a fucking generic guy
>>23001308
have had a dog for most of your life
>>23001309
drinks, but mostly just beer
>>23001314
i work as a baker!
>>23001309
hipster
>>23001314
records Ellen to watch on the weekends
>>23001328
Yep had cats 2 but I didnt pay attention to them and they just kinda vanish
>>23001317
thats disgusting
>>23001309
>Bengals
Wrong, close however.
Steelers
>>23001314
Never watched a game of hockey in my life
>>23001308
Sadly correct.
>>23001295
Jealous to be honest
>>23001315
Looks like a good target
>>23001352
thought you looked shy
>>23001314
omg what is twee
>>23001308
really not into the holidays
>>23001352
My friend
>>23001352
Man that is not a bad guess though
>>23001361
I'm american so ive been conditioned to think women should only have hair on their heads
>>23001330
Woo hoo got one ::::)
>>23001372
Love the holidays
>>23001373
smells like cat piss24/7 friends are embarrassed by it
>>23001364
That's the main reason why.
>>23001373
Fuck you. I want a cat now.
>>23001374
Not at all
>>23001319
Metalhead
>>23001356
Business/accounting major
>>23001319
Hmmm I feel like you isolate yourself on purpose and live at the edge of town
>>23001392
>>23001295
one of mine looked retarded as a kitten
>>23001393
>>23001396
hm both wrong i make techno
>>23001392
A cat is like throwing away the key to your virginity
>>23001309
correct, likes punk rock
>>23001319
Thinks making sounds with a computer is something of talent and defends it saying its music
>>23001407
Fuck you.
>>23001416
But they're so cute, dude.
>>23001282
Some deep-seated issues but have learned to deal and on the right path to loving yourself. Likes music more than the average person, in fact identifies herself with the artists she loves, but does not have the interest to learn a musical instrument herself. Likes sushi
>>23001431
So are hamsters
>>23001282
likes anime alot.
i've been told I look like a normie.
>>23001165
serious
>>23001182
why is your tooth brush upside down
>>23001194
young
>>23001396
likes christmas
>>23001462
has no hands
>>23001463
also has no hands
>>23001468
join the group
>>23001284
graduated 2 years early.
Be honest. I need it.
>>23001468
I don't really care for Christmas but this hat is super long and I bought it on a whim
>>23001501
willing to post his asshole for the attention
>>23001468
into computers
>>23001501
likes pizza
>>23001468
owns mountain bike
>>23001396
mostly anxious
>>23001463
freezing to death
>>23001309
flexible
>>23001532
Totally digs cats and vinyl.
I'm not very anxious about much, except getting Xmas gifts
>>23001532
I know its frowned on for guys to admit this but yeah I did ballet for 3 years so pretty flexible
>>23001532
Best picture after a selfie photoshoot
>>23001165
Plays a contact sport
>>23001396
Pansexual
>>23001462
Lives with his mother or grandmother
>>23001463
Lives in the Midwest
>>23001501
Actually a centaur
>>23001532
Also, I assume that you ride dirt bikes and are pretty fucking good at it
>>23001520
yes, correct.
>>23001532
nope, don't own a mountain bike, nor have I ever rode one.
also i'm assuming you're into anime for some reason
>>23001569
Nope I'm just straight. I'm into all girls except blonde white girls.
You're super organized and like to read books and drink coffee
>>23001569
The type of lesbian that remains triggered in public
>>23001569
nope, loves to read
>>23001510
>>23001525
>>23001569
You're all basically accurate. If I was a centaur, that would be fucking coooooool
>>23001308
Is a normie
>>23001569
Thinks she's smart
>>23001559
how did i get it right? i just threw it out there
>>23001532
Nope but I would be if I was outside
>>23001572
never
>>23001165
you're the type of man that likes to boonga boonga bah
>>23001501
Doesn't believe in shaving
>>23001532
Unironically listens to green day
>>23001569
Goes/went to uni for art
>>23001944
have very strict parents
inb4 "you like Star Wars"
>>23001944
You drive a BMW or other luxury brand car
>>23001569
Maintains a fashionable Tumblr or other blog that you're pretty proud of
>>23001532
Music taste hasn't changed much since you were in high school
>>23001468
You wear flip flops more often than real shoes.
>>23001308
You shower every other day, and your dog is obviously your bro.
>>23001284
You are able to name five favorite directors (rather than just five favorite movies)
>>23002046
Haha I drive a Scion FR-S, why'd you jump to that conclusion?
>>23001944
Lives at home and goes out often
>>23002084
That creepy guy at the office that makes inappropriate jokes
>>23002909
cute, probably pretty messy likes dogs and lives alone
>>23002925
Wrong on the last two
>>23001165
smells bad
>>23001205
gets into physical altercations w other men over dumb shit
>>23001284
design or film student
>>23001309
casually sexually harasses female "friends"
>>23001319
likes fire a lil 2 much
>>23001501
still lives w parents
>>23001569
reads vogue
>>23002976
aww dang well now I know I'm not an oracle haha
>>23002980
well super hipster, smokes weed, some liberal arts major
>>23001532
likes tumblr memes and dr. who
works at a burrito place
>>23001569
one of those people who is rly into owning reptiles
>>23001944
getting a degree in engineering or chemistry or mathematics or some shit
turns up on the reg
>>23002046
going 2 film school
likes to talk about the cultural relevance of the avengers
>>23002084
works in it
owns three cats
wants a dog but yr apartment doesn't allow them
>>23002909
you drink your coffee black and like cream in your tea and have flirted w/ veganism
>>23002999
hahaha i'm actually a stem major. used to smoke weed, but don't anymore! i think hipster's subjective so
>>23003013
I'm off today haha.
Well you just scream vintage and vinyl
>>23003023
i do like old things, not super into vintage tho. mostly cameras. and yeah, vinyl is sick but my game is weak. have a feeeew tho
>>23003000
You're a tease.
You had bright pink hair for a while but realized how expensive it is to maintain (I did the same thing).
>>23002980
Very confident, and artsy.
>>23003035
As a certified hipster im here to tell you to expect your membership card to arrive in the mail within 5 business days.
>>23003036
What eastern European country do you hail from?
>>23003036
You like to drink a lot, you seem like a bro.
>>23003057
You want everyone to like you. You took no shave November very seriously.
>>23003057
You have sad eyes, is anything wrong ?
>>23002980
have a scary pillow
>>23002980
really into the idea of spirit animals
yrs is like an owl or something
>>23003036
eastern bloc as fuck
drinks cologne
>>23003044
lightweight t.b.h
also yeah p much i'm just waiting for it to fade to blonde now and then
who knows
chopping it all off
you rly wanna be an elf or a fairy and live in the woods and be friends with all the woodland critters
you will settle for trying to play w/ the squirrels in yr backyard
>>23003057
hates the holidays
just wants christmas to be over
secretly rly likes valentines day tho
>>23003073
Has weird fetishes. Has only had 1 or 2 serious relationships.
>>23003068
Just haven't shaved in several months actually.
>>23003074
Well, im single and every now and again i think about "that girl" but other than that im great
>>23003089
Why do I always get weird/freaky fetishes?
>>23003095
Lol i dunno. You have freaky things going on behind those gorgeous eyes!
>>23003095
Well i mean, this site isnt exactly known for its crowds of normal people.
>>23003088
uhmm my spirit animal is a moth, and i'm not that into the idea of them haha
>>23003083
go home
>>23003098
Good point.
>>23003097
And awe thanks! You're pretty cute yourself.
>>23003107
You hate your hair but are too afraid that you won't like what you look like when you cut it.
not tru! i love my hair :)
>>23003107
lives in a basement
>>23003073
could be a chad if he worked out
>>23003057
decided not to shave anymore as some kind of protest
>>23003044
wears only bright colors
>>23003036
drinks beer with his friends in car parks
>>23003000
changes hair color every season
>>23002980
loves literature and coffeeshops
>>23002909
assistant in a startup
>>23001160
>>23003149
You smoke only when you are drunk, and still love to watch 90's nick cartoons.
>>23003151
20 something majoring in packaging.
>>23003149
Drinks alcohol for the "taste
>>23003151
You were a frat boy in college
>>23003107
reminds me of LoL player. Really chill, funny, nice
>>23003044
Quiet/shy, likes making things, art type maybe
>>23003000
Like alt/indie music, confident, cool to hangout with
>>23002980
Really serious doesnt joke around, doesnt get out enough.
>>23003193
That awesome guy friend who is always there for you, but stays in the friendzone. :[
>>23001282
You have some things to say about the status quo.
>>23001165
Your humours aren't as choleric as your picture implies
>>23003151
Did something related to engineering in uni
>>23003193
enjoys long walks in the park
>>23004221
secretly enjoys going on wilderness treks
>>23001295
coolest bro in this thread.
>>23002980
Is that an Epson photo scanner?
> Fuji Instax photos on the wall
> wire bender or clipper on scanner
> christmas tree lights on the wall
> macbook
Creative type, on the pretentious side, though.
> or pretending to be one.
