describe your ideal partner:
>male
>introverted
>passionate about what he does
>smoker
>likes art/ writing/ reading
>intelligent
>dosen't "beat around the bush"
>is open minded
>has a really good patience
>>22870402
I answer your criteria OP, but probably there are others/better options.
>inb4 I stopped falling for the relationship meme.
>>22870402
I think I fit the bill
>male
Yep, that's me
>introverted
Sometimes I wish I wasn't, but I am
>passionate about what he does
Passionate about my personal projects, not so passionate about my job, but I'm awesome at it
>smoker
Only socially / when drinking
>likes art / writing / reading
Yep, yep, yep
>intelligent
People would describe me as such
>dosen't "beat around the bush"
Yeah, most people don't like this about me
>is open minded
I'll try anything, what else am I going to do with my life?
>has a really good patience
I can watch paint dry if I were tasked to do so
My ideal partner:
>Female
>Likes to travel
>Can hold a conversation
>Cultured
>Has non-passive interests
>Relatively intelligent
>Female, 19-27
>pale as fuck, green or blue eyes, athletic (though skinny is fine too), tall
>ambitious and passionate about something, preferably arts/medicine/psychology/computer related but anything she's willing to die for is cool
>funny/witty, be able to bitchslap me verbally, be able to take a verbal bitchslap
>open minded
>opionated
>polylangual
>independent (financially, emotionally, basic skills like doing taxes and cooking, etc)
>educated on various topics
>had interesting life experiences
>preferably got Bachelor or higher (or a great excuse not to pursue higher education ... like drawing 24/7)
Looks like I am going to die alone.
>>22870402
I am absolutely 8/9 of this. Depending on what you mean with intelligent, 9/9. What's the catch?
>>22870457
meaning you don't have to be booksmart on every subject in the entire universe, but you are able to reflect deep thought on different areas and see see things from others perspective, realizing that learning new things is never a bad thing.
>>22870402
>Female, not too far away in age from me - probably around 19 to early 20's
>intelligent, basic knowledge when it comes to various topics, maybe pursuing higher education
>sarcastic, sassy, and witty
>passionate about something
>artsy, or would at least like to be artsy
>talkative and open-minded
>interests similar to mine would be a bonus
Physical appearance is completely secondary, but if we're going that way;
>Tall-ish; around 5'6 to 5'9. Again, wouldn't want her to be too far away in height in comparison to myself
>Naturally brown hair, but dyes it red
>Pale
>Green eyes
>Skinny with nice curves
N-Now I only have to go out and find her.
>>22870472
Sounds pretty basic and more of a "don't be an idiot". How did you manage not to find a partner with such reasonable standards? Are you somehow actively looking? Have an extremtly off turning appearance/personality? Live in the middle of nowhere?
>>22870504
i live an the city and is rather decent looking i would say. the thing though is that i'm also realtively introverted and spend an unheatly amount of time by myself working or creating things, and have very few contacts i ever surround myself by. my personality is somewhat alike the things i described but maybe im more apathetic. i know i could put a lot more efftorts into meeting someone, but at this time in my life, it is not what i consider the most important thing. just wanted to share my ideal partner and see what others look for.
Leo
Done
>>22870545
Ah, I see, can empathize with your thinking and way of life to a point. Having priorities beyond romantic relationships is pretty attractive in it's own way too, people who try too hard to find a partner are damn off putting.
> working or creating things
Care to tell more?
>male
>Around my age or a bit older (I'm 24. I'd be ok with 22ish-30ish)
>masculine, but not in a macho way.
>caring, honest and sweet.
>a little protective.
>I'm pretty emotional, so patience would be a requirement.
>so basically I want him to not only be my sexual partner, but I want us to be best friends besides that.
>Driven and with some ambition(I.E. I don't want him sitting being lazy while I work my ass off to provide)
>Creative/able to appreciate creativity
>not unintelligent. I don't want to feel like a babysitter.
Pretty basic stuff for the most part.
Extras (none of these are make-or-break things)
>taller than me
>in shape. (doesn't need to be ottermode or anything, just in shape and probably stronger than me)
>not too passive romantically (I.E. when he wants it, he takes it (while respecting my boundaries obviously. I don't want to date a rapist or a sleazeball) and I'd like to not be the only one who sets up dates and comes up with cute ideas for stuff to do.)
Jeeze, that list came out longer than I thought.
> Male, 22-26
> Smart and cultured
> Loves travelling, roadtrips and food
> Ambitious, independent
> Reads the news, opinionated
> Curious
> Has something to teach me
> Affectionate, but not clingy
> Stable emotionally
> Kind, but not a doormat
> Open minded
> Not controlling
> Sarcastic, funny
> Can take a joke
> Healthy-looking body (not too fat, not too skinny)
> Taller than me
> Nice smile
Also, but it's not as important as everything else:
> Brown/red hair and beard
> Pale skin
>>22870596
im a full time graphic design student and teach photography classes. if i have freetime i usually draw, read, paint, etc. i also like building installations. what they all have in common, is that they are quite time consuming.
>>22870402
homosex or otherwise? i'd fit mmmmmmmost of the bill
>>22870650
How would you describe yourself?
>>22870619
I'd fit that (27 yrs old), tho I've recently gotten through some major depression so my drive is returning to full force.
Anyway, my basic boring ideal traits:
>Female
>Into art, film, music or...well anything creative
>Loves traveling (road trips included), maybe museums too? Appreciates a hike. Oh, and food. I like to cook and eat good stuff
>Don't have many physical parameters as I tend to be attracted to lots of different looks, but being reasonably healthy is good
>Open minded
>Good sense of humor
Extras:
>Cute laugh
>Likes sharing things she likes (music, movies, memories). I love learning about people
>Will browse bookstores and record shops with me
>>22870715
>tfw fit everything except I'm not female (and I probably don't have a cute laugh, because there aren't many cute things about me)
>female
>loves music
>intelligent
>sarcastic
>open minded
>patient
>caring
>understanding
>>22870747
Oh! I assumed you were, sorry. Well in any case you sound like an awesome person, and I'm sure you have many cute things going on that you don't recognize
>>22870765
Sorry to dissapoint! I'm pretty feminine, but a guy nevertheless.
>>22870402
>male
>somewhat introverted, not as much as i am, we'd probably never speak if that was the case. i need someone to force me into opening up
>confident and assertive, a bit full of himself but not at an overpowering rate. i want to be able to sense it whenever i'm around him
>either drinks or smokes
>sharp features, glasses, professor-looking
>big hands and or long, slender fingers
>intelligent
>honest, trustworthy
>knows what to say to get my toes curling before he even touches me
>cillian murphy's face structure
>>22870777
>male
thats me.
>>22870787
>>22870793
We could work around that.
>>22870683
I am a 22 year old girl, in University at the moment.
I think I am decently smart; not a genius, but not stupid. I am extremely curious. I get bored way too easily. I am pretty rational, not really creative and really bad at talking about myself.
The thing I enjoy most is travelling - I love planning trips, hiking, sightseeing, museums, driving. I really love cooking and reading.
I am naturally caring, kind of calm, but also a bit introverted and insecure. I have a terrible sense of humour and I laugh at the most inappropriate stuff. I am ridiculously clumsy and pretty messy.
About the looks - Brown hair, green eyes, very pale, decent face. 5'5", not exactly excited about my body but I am working on it.
>>22870818
Doesn't sound like you have much to be insecure about.
>>22870809
work around what
>>22870825
Around our awesome sense of humor.
>>22870818
I noticed your earlier post, I'm a year above the max on your age range so I didn't respond then. But you sound like exactly what my ideal is, ha.
>>22870774
No worries! Really hope there is a dude here that fits your criteria, you seem like someone worth getting to know.
>tfw you will never be someone's ideal because you were born hispanic in a 3rd world country
>>22870777
forgot something important
>white
>male or female
>under 30
>not terribly far, like somewhere on the east coast at least
>grouchy, bitter, "get off my lawn" kind of personality
>introvert
>tall, at least >6'
>skinny, preferably hungry skeleton mode
>unhealthy pale
>resting bitch face
>long(ish) hair
>plays vidya
>likes to cuddle
>likes fat chicks
It's that last one that makes unicorns. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>male
>20-29
>average to thin
>likes the outdoors/active things
>willing to analyze movies to death with me
>420 inclined
>non religious
>introverted
>affectionate
>likes deep shit/existentialist
>is into museums/art shows
>will let me be big spoon
>not a raging alcoholic
>will take quiet road trips with me
>gives me piggyback rides
>likes tea but not sweet tea
>>22870820
Thank you! I am trying to get over it.
>>22870843
Oh, thanks :) It is not exactly a problem, to me. I'd date someone slightly above or below my ideal range, just not someone 10 years older than me or in high school.
>>22870881
Oh come on man, that isn't a disqualifier
>>22870904
Being little spoon is underrated. Also, sweet tea is a travesty.
>>22870899
>unicorns
i see.
>>22870937
Cool, well I wrote this >>22870715
I'm in the States and beardless (but with brown hair!), if you're interested in talking sometime my Skype is malickiandickian
>>22870402
Ideal m8
>Female 18-24
>not fat
>willing to stay inside most of the time.
>not opposed to me using drugs, specifically, weed, lsd, mushrooms, and alcohol.
>under 6 feet tall
>loyal
>trustworthy
>Lives in Canada or the US.
>>22870970
I just added you :)
>>22870402
This is me
My ideal
>pale
>light frame
>blue/green eyes
>red hair, either dark crimson or fire orange
>female or passable femboy. My orientation is "if its hot, I'll fuck it"
>isn't high maintenance
>good hygiene
>isn't a libtard
>has life goals
>future oriented
my ideal mate
>clingy as fuck
thats it. just want a girl that will be all over me all the time.
>>22871055
what are you like, anon?
>>22870402
Exactly me except, I am not patient in the least.
>>22871075
Lonely would fit the description just fine
>female
>was abused as a child like I was
>resents people because of it
>likes night walking, art, museums, exploring the city
>Bowie Bowie Bowie
>short
Kill me
>big and buff body type with a hairy chest and beard, kinda like a lumberjack look but groomed. pic related
>dominant in the bedroom and will cater to my weird daddy/daughter roleplay fetish and my other weird fetishes
>intellectual sometimes and dopey at other times, like, smart but an underachiever however still ambitious and passionate about something
>monogamous, v. v. protective over me and gets possessive and jealous easily but not crazy
>mostly acts like my best friend but can be romantic/sweet sometimes~ enjoys a cuddle in bed, buys me random gifts every so often, stuff like that. if he ever proposed it would be some creative flashy idea with lots of people and effort involved
>outspoken, confident, funny, respectable, well-known for being a cool guy and well-liked in his friend group
>clumsy and forgetful and relies on me for things like not burning the house down when he cooks/remembering everything he needs to bring when he goes away etc~ basically for him i'm just really handy to have around and he really appreciates me
>shares a lot of my interests e.g. vidya, sculpting, edm and pop rock, getting drunk at home without special occasion etc
>>22871085
i meant otherwise haha
>female
>peitite
>younger than me (I'm 21)
>introverted
>shy, clingy/dependent
>having a burning hatred for kebabs and niggers is a +
>open to certain drugs, mainly psychedelics
>isn't fat
these are probably the most important things I can think of right now
>>22871137
that wasnt me that responded to that. im not lonely, clingy is my preference because i hate trying to figure out if the other person is into me. just make it easy.
that aside,
i dont care enough to describe myself.
>>22871169
oh shit my bad, wasn't even paying attention to the ID
fair enough
>>22870402
>>22870402
Female.
/fit/.
Semi- Interesting.
Those are literally my lowest standards as a guy. Doesn't even need to be really smart. If she's fit and takes care of herself, that's smart enough for me.
>Female same age/+- 2 years (21)
>Loves to travel, wants to see the world (oil industry will take me places)
>Intelligent but adventurous (likes biking/hiking/water sports)
>Loves movies, history, books
>Enjoys parties and hanging with friends but also needs some time alone
>Catholic but moderate
>>22870655
Pretty awesome activities, totally worth spending a lot time on.
>would like to get to know better
>>22870881
I think slav chicks tend to be into hispanics, there is still some hope for you, anon.
>>22870777 and >>22871144
Kgo, make out.
>>22871249
shit dude, that literally is me
nice match
>>22870402
>tfw you are exactly what she is looking for but you will never find a girl IRL that looks for someone like you
It truly does feel bad, mayne.
>Male
>18 - early 20s
>Intelligent (I don't necessarily mean academically; I just mean someone who is analytical and doesn't take things at face value.)
>Modest and unpretentious
>Good sense of humor
>Sarcastic, understands sarcasm
>Open minded and tolerant, not a bigot
>Musician or music lover
>Okay with being in a sexless relationship (lol he doesn't exist)
>Nerdy interests. Video games, comics
>I don't care what he looks like
>Patient with me being a anxious, social inept shut-in
>Brutally honest
>Introverted... but not as introverted as me because then we'd never talk to each other
>>22870402
>female
>between 20 - 25
>introvert who likes to go out in small groups
>so intelligent it makes me feel dumb at times
>someone who i can have arguments with about anything
>ambitious, really into whatever she wants
>caring and sorta clingy
>short, really short but proportionate
>glasses would be a great plus
>short hair
>petite
>nerdy/shy/homely
I just want someone to protect but that can have my back from time to time.
>>22870402
K, though nobody will fit it.
>Male
>Decently attractive
>Loyal - would never cheat, has never fucked a stranger and doesn't sleep around
>Is not a catboy "OMG am I kawaii??" faggot
>Is not a tranny
>Does not use any drugs, including alcohol and especially not pot
>Hates what humanity has become and what it's done to the planet
>Does not belong to a jewish religion
>Is not a sjw retard
>>22871317
>no sex
ayyy
>>22871330
>Does not belong to a jewish religion
well then.
>>22871326
Contact info?
>>22871336
Skype: lealens
Steam: Crujix
>female
>younger than 30
>likes to hang out in nature
>stargazing, camping, hiking etc.
>likes space
>likes weeb and nerdy shit like me so we can watch anime while cuddling
>introvert
>doesn't like going out much
>chill personality, doesn't get worked up about small shit
>kinda petite with short hair
Too bad I'm a hideous fat goblin and only can dream.
>>22871317
>>Okay with being in a sexless relationship
What's the big difference between this and a friendship between roommates who make out from time to time?
>>22871330
>has never fucked a stranger and doesn't sleep around
>Does not belong to a jewish religion
What's the logic behind, him following religious morals but not belonging to the religions, that promote such morals?
>>22871274
hmm, gotta be honest tho I don't look like cillian murphy, I'm fairly good looking tho
>>22871274
If you want to talk tell me your skype
>>22871380
i just meant that i match your thing
wanna chat or..?
>>22871274
>>22871396
>>22871397
Awwww.
If it's a girl, name her Alice.
>>22871397
yeah, my skype is bamster11
>>22871377
The jewish religions DO NOT promote decency and good morals. Oh they have a moral code alright. It's just an evil one. Most people are so stupid they don't have the incisive mind required to actually say "Hey, I don't think this bible is actually that morally sound" because retards think in binary and most people seem to believe you have to be a jew to have morals when jews are the most morally abhorrent people on the planet, just because their suite of vile religions have taken over and people are just used to not questioning it.
>>22871417
Do you do children's parties too?
>>22871426
faggot
>>22871426
As long as I get to keep one of the children.
>female
>under 30
>brunette, kissable lips, slender
>into music, reads a ton
>affable, intellectual
i'm easy to please senpai 8)
>>22871417
>decency and good morals
I never qualified the morals, the stuff is pretty arguable either way, not to say relative, because this will trigger the philosophyfags. Badly.
Also your idea about most people seems disconnected from reality, or at least the reality of most places that aren't rural America or similar shitholes where religion is seen as impeccable.
Point was that the Jewish religions were the ones who introduced the idea that: Cheating/fucking around as a huge sin, just compare how it was viewed in ancient societies before, even the Roman and Greek one, which were not to different but had a much more open minded attitude about sex. Extra simple example would be the Roman view on prostitution. (Sure you could argue that it was practiced during the times when Jewish religions were powerful but this ignoring the much more important economical and appeasement of masses factor.)
Or tl;tr: Fucking around being immoral is an idea from the Jewish religions.
>Hates what humanity has become and what it's done to the planet
How do you mean this by the way? As in destroying the flora/fauna or what?
>>22871529
>Also your idea about most people seems disconnected from reality
Actually, it's completely realistic. But I'm totally used to retards going "Nu-uh!" 40 thousand times while being wrong.
>or at least the reality of most places that aren't rural America or similar shitholes where religion is seen as impeccable.
You mean the rest of the West or Middle East where they still belong to jewish religons? Where exactly do you think jewish religion has different (superior) morals? Cause I can tell you, if they're following their holy texts, it's gonna be a shitfest of degeneracy and wickedness.
>Point was that the Jewish religions were the ones who introduced the idea that: Cheating/fucking around as a huge sin
No they didn't.
>Cheating/fucking around as a huge sin, just compare how it was viewed in ancient societies before, even the Roman and Greek one, which were not to different but had a much more open minded attitude about sex.
You seem to have an extremely limited view of human history if you believe the jews invented anything.
>Fucking around being immoral is an idea from the Jewish religions.
Nope. There isn't an original thought in jewish religion. Everything jews believe they cobbled together from Egyptians, Mesopotamians, Canaanites and other people. Then toxified and perverted into zelous religious intolerance.
>As in destroying the flora/fauna or what?
Yes. Now don't bother responding again. I'm not interested in a theological debate with a jewkuck.
>>22871553
>But I'm totally used to retards going "Nu-uh!" 40 thousand times while being wrong.
Oh the ironing.
>Actually, it's completely realistic.
>http://www.gallup.com/poll/148427/say-bible-literally.aspx
Just 30% take it overly seriously. In one of the most religious first world countries, so the amount of retards is even lower in other places.
>Middle East where they still belong to jewish religons?
Guess I should've statted the obvious, was talking about first world.
>No they didn't.
Alright, so where did the idea came from? Before the Jewish bullshit invaded the Western world, fucking around was nothing special. Cheating would be somehow more of a problem though, sure.
>You seem to have an extremely limited view of human history if you believe the jews invented anything.
>There isn't an original thought in jewish religion
When did I claim there was? Introducing =/= inventing. Cobbling together different shit, creates new shit. Not purely new stuff obviously but still different from the shit before.
>Egyptians
Who had holy prositutes, not the best culture to support your point.
>Mesopotamians and Canaanites
Were hardly directly relevant for the Western word before the Jews niggered ideas from them. Besides, the information about both is pretty limited.
>Now don't bother responding again.
But I want to :/
>I'm not interested in a theological debate with a jewkuck.
>thinks I am debating pro jews and pro chastity
I kek'd.
>>22871553
>>22871629
Just fuck already.
>>22871629
>Just 30% take it overly seriously. In one of the most religious first world countries, so the amount of retards is even lower in other places.
>Missing the point this hard
Jesus Christ. Welp, I guess since """""ONLY""""" 1/3 of Americans take cancer literally that means the rest don't have jewish values.
>Guess I should've statted the obvious, was talking about first world.
Oh, so you only mean the place where one sect of one jewish religion is dominant then? God you're stupid.
>>22871629
>Alright, so where did the idea came from? Before the Jewish bullshit invaded the Western world, fucking around was nothing special.
Actually it varies by culture. Just like jewish claims that every culture hated homosexuality when nothing of the kind is true. Every culture had their own rules. A common theme in many cultures is the allowance for men to cheat and fuck as much as they like, but not women. And the jews hold to that. Hell the bible, the Talmud AND the Hadith (at least) all allow rape and you can go read in the old testament right now about how a rape victim should be forced to marry her rapist. So pure. Such immaculate morals. The fact is, people behave better when they IGNORE the morals in the jewish tradition and are just nominally christian for example. And that's ignoring the whole "you have to belong to my religion or else" bullshit that NO OTHER RELIGION PULLS. This is a flaw exclusive to jewish religions for the most part.
I'm not responding to anything further from you. I shouldn't have done as much as I did. I know you're kind. You're a jewish apologist. No proof, no explanation will ever be good enough for you and you're just going to keep repeating the same bullshit, misrepresenting criticisms, etc. So here's the bottom line:
I don't like jewish religion because it has shit morals. There you go. That's all you need to know. Want more? Go read their texts and stop arguing with someone on the internet.
>female
>very clingy
>doesn't like going outside
>weird
>any size but chubby is nice
That's it really. My skype is mr.bubbles6838 >implying responses
>>22871317
>sexless relationship
What if the guy masturbates but doesn't involve you?
>>22871707
>that means the rest don't have jewish values
Only few, watered down bits that are left from the enlightenment era. Most of the retardation is gone from most first world countries.
>Oh, so you only mean the place where one sect of one jewish religion is dominant then?
Which has not too much relevance for the first world sans oil and geo political games these days. The place blows from all sides, of course it has more retards following this crap.
>Just like jewish claims that every culture hated homosexuality when nothing of the kind is true.
Exactly.
>A common theme in many cultures is the allowance for men to cheat and fuck as much as they like, but not women.
The punishment of women for fucking around came with the Jewish shit but yes.
> And the jews hold to that. Hell the bible, the Talmud AND the Hadith (at least) all allow rape
Exactly.
>So pure. Such immaculate morals.
Please look up the meaning of the word already. (Hint, nobody suggested that morals = good)
>The fact is, people behave better when they IGNORE the morals in the jewish tradition and are just nominally christian for example.
Nigga, that's my fucking point... like my entire point from the start ...
>This is a flaw exclusive to jewish religions for the most part.
Pretty much.
>I don't like jewish religion because it has shit morals.
And I never implied the opposite. The simple point was that all the chastity shit is a huge part of their morals and is so prominent because of them. HUGE HINT: I never implied that chastity was good. You went all out on somebody who pretty much shares your view on the Jewish crap, while the difference of opinions was the "chastity = good" shit.
>>22871317
That's me. Only thing is I'm not really into comics but literally everything else is spot on. Makes me happy to read that there might be people out there who'd like a person like me.
>male
>kinda shy but social around close friends
>likes travelling, art, museums, reading
>6ft+, dark hair, pale, lanky
>dorky and kinda a nerd
>smoker, drinker or both
>intelligent
>can speak french (bc i can too and we can have somewhat secret convos)
>will move to ireland w me
>>22871317
I fit this but I'm on my mid twenties
>short hair
>cynical
>likes bunch of types of music (like hair metal , punk, rap, indie)
>not worried about being healthy all the time
>420
>plays instrument maybe
>vidya
>the office Dr who breaking bad
>clockwork orange, falilv, rocky horror
>like musicals and theatre
I dunno what else
>>22871377
'Cause friends aren't in love with each other. I still crave romantic intimacy which is different than purely platonic friendship. I just don't want to have sex with them. I want the warm fuzzies and the "I love you's". If sex can exist without love, it can the other way around, I think.
>>22871758
I would definitely be okay with that ^_^ That'd be ideal. I wouldn't mind if he watched porn either. He needs an outlet, but I just don't want to be that outlet
>>22871829
I'm glad ^_^
>>22872176
so youre gonna cheat basically.
this logic screams unloyal to me.
maybe you have issues with sex im just giving my impression from the post.
>>22872210
Huh? I'd never cheat. Where are you getting that from?
Even if I was really unhappy in a relationship, I'd never cheat, and I don't want my partner to cheat either.
>>22872176
Where are you from anon? inb4 America
>>22872176
>>22872217
You sound purrfect, why couldn't you be my waifu 4 ever ;_;
>>22871317
>Male
Yeah
>18 - early 20s
19
>Intelligent (I don't necessarily mean academically; I just mean someone who is analytical and doesn't take things at face value.)
I'd like to think so about some stuff
>Modest and unpretentious
Modest to appoint of self loathe
>Good sense of humor
I guess
>Sarcastic, understands sarcasm
Yeah
>Open minded and tolerant, not a bigot
I guess
>Musician or music lover
I play some instruments and I listen to many different types
>Okay with being in a sexless relationship (lol he doesn't exist)
I've been jerkin it for 19+ years I don't mind jerking off some more
>Nerdy interests. Video games, comics
I like vidya
>I don't care what he looks like
Good cause I'm a fat beardless baby face
>Patient with me being a anxious, social inept shut-in
I'm the same way so who am I to judge
>Brutally honest
Not really I'm pretty fake
>Introverted... but not as introverted as me because then we'd never talk to each other
I've been trying to be more confident so yeah maybe i guess
>>22872237
.....America
>>22872259
Aww <3 <3 Thank you
>>22872357
>Modest to appoint of self loathe
Me too :c I get it
>>22872217
why do you want a sexless relationship? do you have no sex drive? do you masturbate? have you ever had sex before?
its just odd
>>22870402
> Gay
> Warm, caring, sweet, a lil paternal
> Introverted with good people skills
> Bookish, pretty dang intelligent
> Upbeat, optimistic, believes in people
> Funny
> Creative
> Late twenties/early twenties
> Taller than me and in decent shape
> Passionate
> Likes cuddling, is physically affectionate
> Empathetic
> Leans more towards the SJ side of things
> Atheist/agnostic
> Doesn't want kids
> Is cool with weird kinky shit
>>22872176
>If sex can exist without love, it can the other way around, I think.
Seems like a flawed parabel but shit, who knows. You seem realistic enough about the chances to find a guy like that and asexuals do exist, so your chance isn't zero. Good luck.
>>22872357
>I've been jerkin it for 19+ years I don't mind jerking off some more
That's the spirit!
>>22872382
Its very debilitating
>>22872411
Thank you :)
>>22872389
>>22872389
I know it's odd :l I'm just not aroused by people regardless of their gender or what they look like... If you're a heterosexual man, think of the way you look at other men - that's kind of how I feel towards everyone. Seeing someone's genitalia is like looking at an elbow or knee to me lol. I can still fall in love and wanna be with someone romantically, though. I understand why someone sexual wouldn't want to. I just never get those urges
>>22872423
For me too~ It's why I'm a shut-in
>male
>in his 20s
>optimist
>kind
>doesn't smoke/do drugs
>not religious
>not aggressive, doesn't chimp out
>likes travelling
>shares some hobbies and interests with me but has some of his own
>likes being introduced to new things and is willing to introduce me to new things
I guess that's it
I'm a 22yo girl and most of what I have written applies to me too
>>22872430
I wouldn't consider myself a shut in I go to college and socialize and stuff but like when I talk to people I pretend I'm someone else cause I hate my real self
>>22872453
Ohhh. I understand that. Being yourself means being vulnerable, and I think being vulnerable is hard enough as it is, but even more difficult when you don't like yourself. Maybe that'll change in the future
>>22870402
Independent
Too smart for her own good
Will teach me things
White knight troll
Reads challenging material
Makes me laugh intentionally and just by being herself
Traumatized
Sadomasochistic
Ambitious
Passionate
Kind
Kind of a bitch too
Considerate
Thoughtful
Takes care of herself
Warrior princess
>>22872428
You might already be aware of this but there's actually a word for what you are. A person who doesn't feel attraction towards anyone or anything in particular is called an asexual.
There's a pretty good book called "Asexuality: The Invisible Orientation" that talks about it. The author's also written a few articles and has two blogs that I know of that are both pretty insightful.
>>22872506
It's me!
>>22872428
ok so you if i have this correct you dont ever get aroused? i can understand that kind of.
>>22872507
Thank you very much :D I'll definitely check that out
>>22872559
Yes :) I never look at a person that's really pretty/handsome and have urges to have sex with them.
>>22872409
how old are you?
>>22870402
>Female
>enjoys killing animals
>fiercely protective and clingy to me
>wears black and red as her favorite color clothes
>makes cute squeaky noises subconsciously
>complains about other people to me
>likes psychedelics but no other drugs
>has delusions about her importance
>obsessively clean
>>22872472
Woah givin me feels dude
>>22872590
22
>>22872583
You're very welcome! :)
>>22872531
Is not
>>22872583
ok i get that but do you ever get horny?
youre like beating around the bush here.
do you masturbate/get off wihout sex being involved?
>female
>cynogamy
>>22872641
You have KIK?
>>22872679
IRememberCecil
>>22872647
No, I don't~ I don't masturbate 'cause it seems boring. I've never really wanted to. I know it's weird
>>22872598
I'm sorry ._. The good thing is that you're only 19. We're both young, so there's a lot of time for things to get better, as cliché as that sounds. Also, you said you actually want and are trying build your confidence which is already a good start ^_^ I say that because a lot of people get so depressed in their self deprecation that they don't even wanna try
>>22872432
That sounds good.
>>22872709
Well I think i should improve myself so that I don't end up dying alone without accomplishing something
>>22872382
Dammit, the answer is rarely Europe or England. Oh well, you seem really nice anon with fair standards so i think you'll find someone.
>>22872432
Where are you from anon?
>>22872758
The person you are in college is never the person you are 10-20 years from now, you know? We're constantly growing and evolving into better versions of ourselves, especially when we're young. I think that if you genuinely want to make something happen, you definitely can ^_^ I think if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish the things you want~ Building confidence doesn't happen overnight; you'll have to take baby steps, and it might really suck sometimes, but I know that you'll overcome it in time
>>22872759
Thank you <3
>>22872845
That's very true life is a journey and it won't be quick but living in the moment and not caring what others think of you but instead of how you feel about yourself is extremely important for your mental and physics well being
>>22872709
ok that makes sense
>>22872975
:)
>>22872922
Exactly <3
My ideal ideal beats your ideal ideal; nah nah nah nah nah nah.
>Female
>18-25
>preferably introvert
>not a feminist
>easy going
>into games and anime or accepting of them
>keeps their house in a somewhat neat state of affair
Yep.
My ideal partner hates animals and thinks that cute things might make her throw up. She hates people too and unabashedly remarks that she hates me too and doesn't qualify why we hang out for any reason. She never has sex. With me or anyone. I will have brought up the subject once with her and her response was to kill her own dog by stabbing it in the genitals with a butcher knife. She has legally changed her name to one with all consonants so that no one can pronounce it. She carries needles so she can take blood samples from people who ask her questions about her name. No one knows what she does with the blood.
>>22873012
Don't wanna seem forward but do you have Kik or sc?
>>22873076
It's no problem ^_^ I don't, though o: I have a Skype?
>>22873063
underrated post
>>22870402
>smoker
>intelligent
You didn't say this was a YLYL thread.
>>22870650
I am pretty much exactly what you described. Not looking for a girlfriend though, just browsing the thread for fun.
>>22871317
>>Okay with being in a sexless relationship (lol he doesn't exist)
I would be completely okay with it and I exist. I'm pretty much everything you said except I'm probably more introverted than you and I'm not sarcastic or really into music. I'm everything else.
>>22871330
I fit that perfectly (though "attractive" is obviously subjective). Who are you? You are my new favorite femanon (assuming you are a femanon). You sound perfect.
>>22871959
>>not worried about being healthy all the time
>yfw
>>22872432
I am all of that too.
>tfw there's like 4 girls ITT who I fit perfectly or almost perfectly
I know right? What smart person would ever smoke?
>>22873108
I'm down to chat on Skype ^.^ mine is dimb33
>>22873263
Tru
>>22871317
>Male
check
>18 - early 20s
22
>Intelligent (I don't necessarily mean academically; I just mean someone who is analytical and doesn't take things at face value.)
Probably somewhere in the average range.
>Modest and unpretentious
I hate talking about myself, and despise doing so in any kind of egotistical manner
>Good sense of humor
Check.
>Sarcastic, understands sarcasm
Check
>Open minded and tolerant, not a bigot
Check
>Musician or music lover
Not musician, listen to music quite a lot
>Okay with being in a sexless relationship (lol he doesn't exist)
I'd actually prefer this to be quite honest.
>Nerdy interests. Video games, comics
Video games, anime and space.
>I don't care what he looks like
Skinny mofo, average looking
>Patient with me being a anxious, social inept shut-in
Am a socially inept shut-in. Have friends with anxiety
>Brutally honest
I'm more honest than dishonest
>Introverted... but not as introverted as me because then we'd never talk to each other
Is introvert who doesn't talk a whole lot.
>>22873251
I'm a guy.
>>22873222
Well, you must be pretty cool then!
I am not necessarily looking for a boyfriend either, but I like this kind of thread, they're kinda fun. And pretty depressing too, somehow.
>>22873378
I find them fun at first, the longer I stick in here though the more depressing it becomes. It's sadder when there's an anon that would like you and you'd probably also like them.
>>22873364
Oh. You're still cool.
>>22873378
>Well, you must be pretty cool then!
Lulz, thanks~
Yeah, these threads are fun.
>>22873403
You could give them your contact info and be friends, anon~
>>22870650
Would like to think I'm all of these things. I'm a redhead at least.
Essentially looking for all the same things in another person
>Educated,
>Dissimilar social and/or political views and both debate skills and an open mind.
>Possibly creative
All I've got.
> male
> not fat, average to skinny to skinny fat to fit or even chubby can all be qt
> pale, with thick curly hair
> introverted, slightly beta/submissive
> tolerates my mean spirit, is somewhat mean himself
> enjoys tricks, and shenanigans
> despite meaness, sweet towards me
> passionate about something, tendency to ramble and fill the voids in conversations
> hkv
Some day
>>22873444
Really? If you're all those things AND a redhead, I am pretty much sold!
Anyway, someone asked me to talk about me - you can read a pretty awful description of myself here >>22870818
>>22871898
This is me, but my French is awful because I haven't spoken it since grade school. Come from a French Canadian background.
>>22873614
You should leave contact info.
>male
>introverted
>smoker
>drug friendly (and not just weed)
>not fat
>white
>not a feminist
>hates people and things
>kinky
>>22873725
>not a feminist
You want an ideal partner who sees you as inferior. Interesting.
>>22873748
I want an ideal partner who's not a pussy ass nigga.
>>22873725
This is pretty much me again, although I'm inexperienced with drugs.
>>22870777
I'm every one of those, I'll list my requirements in a few
>>22870777
I don't look like Cillian Murphy, but hey.
>>22870650I'd have to say i could easily describe myself to your own specification except i am controlling, maybe not to much. And some other things you say could mean anything. But if you want, HMU i have a snapchat.
>>22873751
Not really related to the feminism part, is it?
>>22873752
Start with something like molly or shrooms after weed. Don't do acid.
male- tall (although i do like some short guys), chubby/thick/strong fat, bearded if he keeps it clean, hairy, soft tummy, big eyes, strong arms/legs, nice voice, not aggressively masculine
female- short, thick/chubby, femme, long soft hair, shapely legs, big eyes, soft tummy, nice voice
glasses and tattoos are always a plus
-smart/clever, conversational, well read
-creative (have a serious thing for musicians and writers)
-funny, bit sarcastic, can tease without being mean, cynical but not overly so
-kind, gentle, earnest, loving, effusive, affectionate, passionate, loyal, honest
-reasonable. i can appreciate stubbornness but only so much
-likes to go out but can also stay in
-similar beliefs/interests/lifestyle
-good in bed
>>22873720
Sure, sure.
[email protected]
I'm pretty certain I'm going to fall asleep within the next 4 minutes though
>>22873772
Yes it is. Every male feminist I've encountered have been enormous faggots. Besides, recognizing men and women aren't equal doesn't mean he sees himself as superior.
>>22873776
Hmm.
male
introverted
intelligent
has higher education
likes animals
kind
calm
compassionate
patient
adventurous
cultured
friendly
has interests other than whats on the computer
doesnt watch anime/hentai...
can handle his money
clean
caring and understanding
reads books
>>22873781
> I've encountered
Hopefully you don't mean tumblr faggotory.
>recognizing men and women aren't equal
Is not opposed to feminism, which is about equal rights. If you don't have equal rights, one side is obviously superior. Yay for legalized marriage rape!
>>22873805
>cultured
What does it even mean?
>>22873748
>thinks you have to be a feminist to respect women
>when feminists are the most infantilizing people to women on earth
This fallacy should have one name instead of several
>>22873805
All of this except
>reads books
And maybe
>cultured
I would go on adventures with you
>female
>introverted, but doesn't let it cripple her. Likes spending time around the house
>creatively driven, expresses herself artistically
>well read, smart
>good music taste
>isn't above indulging in pop culture
>fan of older movies
>isn't pretentious
>happy to just spend time talking together
>"nerdy" for lack of a better word.
>mild interest in vidya / cosplay
>is able to be supportive of me, both mentally and in general
>knows what she wants from life
>someone who genuinely makes me laugh
>my best friend
things that don't matter but are just preferences
>ginger is my favorite but I mean, these things don't matter
>glasses
>average build
>>22873855
>>when feminists are the most infantilizing people to women on earth
BUT SOME LANDWHALE ON TWITTER SAID THAT FEMINISM IS THIS
>>22873870
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
>>22871317
">"Male
Check
">"18 - early 20s
I'm 18
">"Intelligent
Yes for both.
">"Modest and unpretentious
I don't take people at face value and let them show me who they are.
">"Good sense of humor
Yes
">"Sarcastic, understands sarcasm
Moved to GA 3 years ago and can't stand that no one down here understands sarcasm and think I'm an asshole when making jokes.
">"Open minded and tolerant, not bigot
Check check.
">"Musician or music lover
Am going to try learning the violin and love metal and hardcore.
">"Okay with being in a sexless relationship
Would rather prefer sexless.
">"Nerdy interests
Spent most of my child hood reading college text books for fun, love playing video games, not to much into comics.
">"I don't care what he looks like
Have a baby face, it runs in the family.
">"Patient with me being a anxious, social inept shut-in
Will be happy to talk at length on what your interests are and anything that you want to talk about.
">"Brutally honest
Ya I got that covered
">"Introverted
Yes I'm I introverted and it is usually more enjoyable to just stay in my head cause of all the bullshit.
>>22871135
That's cute as shit. Any buff guy would love to have you.
>>22873939
Then try trinking instead of getting triggered by meme writers or tumblrinas, who call themselves feminists but otherwise got nothing in common with the basic idea (or sometimes even ignore that). Perhaps an economics example will work?
Keynesian economics and Austrian/Chicago school are both parts of Capitalism, just like Laissez-faire faggotory but neither of the 3(4) is very close outside of the very, very general idea, are they? You can even add clusterfuck ideas like Social market economy, which is still Capitalism at heart or some crap like Black capitalism (it really exists ...) Does one or multiple of the movements being extra retarded negate anything about the general idea?
>girl
>in decent shape. Anything but obese really is fine
>has a male personality, but is still girly
>gives me space when I need it
>understands my quirks
>can give me that little boost when I need it emotionally.
>>22874086
None of this explains how women's rights and feminism are mutually inclusive. My entire point was that you can still respect women and not be a feminism, like the other 80% of humanity, and not have to deal with the inane stupidity coming out of the manufactured-degree department of universities.
>>22873951
Adding on to this post. If you would like to talk to me contact me on kik, alaska1345
>>22873776
>different ID
>>22874162
>how women's rights and feminism are mutually inclusive.
The definition of these words already explain it. Sure, you can still treat women well as a non feminist but if you don't give them the same rights, you don't respect them. It's as simple as that.
You can treat your kid great too or your fucking dog but you don't give the same rights nor the same respect you would give a full grown adult, because it's a fucking kid/dog. Same implication comes by not given women the same rights.
> like the other 80% of humanity
Not sure if joke or ignorance. Brb denying education to my girl in India and texting my wife in Saudi Arabia, that the stupid whore shouldn't touch my McLaren 650S.
>not have to deal with the inane stupidity coming out of the manufactured-degree department of universities
Given how low the requirements for ANY degree are these days are, it's not a huge issue though I agree overall.
>>22874230
> give them the same rights
Also doesn't require you to be a feminist.
>The definition of these words already explain it.
Oh I see what you're doing now.
>Not sure if joke or ignorance
Neither. Less than 20% of the people who support and advocate for women's rights identify as a feminist. Stop trying to apply single-sentence dictionary definitions in a vacuum.
>>22874293
If you support equal rights ... you're a feminist already. Fuck off to tumblr, SJW scum.
> identify as a feminist
Who gives a fuck how they identifies themselves if they support the core idea? I don't have to identify myself as a racist to be against mixed race marriage or deportation of sand niggers.
>>22874337
>Fuck off to tumblr, SJW scum.
>if you aren't a feminist you don't support women
Hue.
>>22874364
>if you aren't a feminist you don't support women
Hence, "if you support equal rights, you are automatically a feminist"
Last try with a /soc/ friendly example. Cocks.
If you're a man and want to eat dick, you're a faggot (or at least bi). It doesn't matter if you identify yourself as gay, straight or Apache helicopter. You're a fag.
>>22874390
>If you're a man and want to eat dick, you're a faggot (or at least bi). It doesn't matter if you identify yourself as gay, straight or Apache helicopter. You're a fag.
You're comparing literal descriptions of behavior with sociopolitical stances again. It's coming off as retarded.
>>22874411
Oh well, I tried. To sum it up ...
>You're a fag.
>>22874337
>>22874364
>>22874390
>>22874421
No, you've accurately summed up what you think is the correct several times. You're caught in a naive realism loop.
The fault in your logic is thinking that the dictionary is what defines reality instead of the opposite.
>female
>bisexual
>Indian/Middle Eastern
>height doesn't matter
>well read--is familiar with both classical and contemporary literary works
>enjoys comics/cartoons and other 2D media
>is emotionally supportive
>is very affectionate
>is working towards some sort of future for herself
>but isn't overly ambitious
>humble
>is a switch
>>22873863
that's pretty much me
>>22870442
I fit the bill
>>22874687
Why. How. What's the catch, I mean your big passion? Also describe your ideal partner, let's see if it works both ways.
>female
>21-28
>pixie cut or long hair with bangs
>has a life goal of some kind
>likes computer shit like irc, programming, or somewhere in between
>valid work out buddy
>likes to keep up on and mutually share music blogs
>loves cats
>plays splatoon
Bracing myself to die alone with my cat and my computer.
>>22872736
Thanks
>>22872759
Europe actually! I'm from Spain but live in Sweden
>male
>witty and sarcastic
>tall/athletic/on the skinny side ish but not too picky
>funny
>must watch top chef with me
>neater than me bc im a fucking mess
>drinker without being an alcoholic
>not a stoner, but smoke with me
>passionate and driven
>patient
>must have his own set of friends/hobbies different from mine
>fantastic kisser
>likes to talk on the phone
>adventurous
>i also noticed i have a 'type' and date mostly really average "american" looking guys... pale, brown/blondish hair, etc. i dont know
>Female
>Introverted, doesn't like people
>Bad in social situations
>Kind
>Into gaming of any kind
>Not super into talking
>Looks don't matter
>Clingy
>Likes music
>18-20
>Has a life goal
>somewhat stable
>Doesn't take things at face value, questions everything.
>Likes animals
All that sort of stuff.
>>22870402
>Female
>adventurous in a traditional sense, not white girls going to the mcdonalds tier adventures
>strong willed and independent but submissive in the sack
>unrestrained by social rules but doesn't try to bring attention to herself by being that 'wacky crazy gurll xd'
>doesn't mind me grabbin' de booty whenever
>likes me
that's it really
>Female
>Interested in similar things to me
>able to talk with for hours on end
>intelligent
>have an activity we can enjoy together
>Be confident enough to be ok with me saying another woman is attractive without freaking the fuck out
>be interested in having a good time without use of drugs and alcohol
>non smoker
>no or tasteful tattoos
>Attractive to me
>>pref Not blond hair
>>pref Not a whale but not skinny either, like.. a healthy natural weight
>Trustworthy
>>22874977
Are you pic related? I only match like half of your stuff but you are cute as fuck and I would go on adventures with you
>>22871330
>K, though nobody will fit it.
I feel like I fit those.... That cant be all though
>Male
>20-25
>Tall? (im 5'5, 165 cm for scale)
>Be ok being with a brown grill
>skinny/average/fit build
>EU Pref, UK Ideally (doesn't matter, but I like accents.)
>watches twitch streams
>memer (to an extent)
>likes a little bit of cheeky banter
>plays games, (HS, LoL, GW2 .. doesn't matter)
>really patient, pls.
>Introverted
>Likes the indoors
>>22875108
What more could there be? That already excludes nearly 100% of the species.
>>22875047
o ya pic related. my skype is kittenwalks if you wanna talk
>>22875125
Well there is also the fact that I'm a guy. Which makes this already impossible list truly ludicrous.
>>22875125
eh I fit it ok, but It looks like your like a guy? If Im using IDs properly, Im not into that eh, but Im not really that religious, was raised that way and has recently been seeing it all as a load of crap kinda.
>>22875138
Ya.... that eliminates about 80 percent of worthy canidates right off the bat....
>>22875119
>brown grill
>grill
are you pic related?
(im sorry)
>>22875159
i am a brown grill confirmed, max temperature 350 F
>>22870619
where from femanon?
>>22870777
check'd. Either your same femanon who wrote here before, or long/slender fingers are a new fetish. Functional AF though - my ex would compliment mine.
>>22871135
you... sound familiar. also where from plox?
>>22873725
I'm literally 9 / 10 here - but my hatred is fluid.
>>22874977
>>drinker without being an alcoholic
reasonable
>>not a stoner, but smoke with me
wtf why? are you a stoner or no?
>>22875119
>>Be ok being with a brown grill
Bet you're fucking hot - sorry these racists white breads will tell you otherwise.
>>22871330
Fucking a hit me up lmao. Kik is vonziben
>>22875173
hahaha, everyone has a preference and that's okay with me anon
>>22875188
Now you know I'm male, right?
>>22870402
PHYSICAL:
>Female
>19-23
>Preferably tall since I'm 6'4" (I've dated 5'2" girls before and it's literally a pain in the neck)
>Not exceptionally fat, fit, or skinny
PERSONALITY (a.k.a. the important shit)
>Intelligent, she's gotta have that spark in her eyes that symbolizes there's a lot going on behind them.
>Loyal, I'm very monogamous and my ideal partner would be too.
>Witty/Sarcastic, she can hold her own and banter like an Australian.
>Strong Sense of Morality, I'm very lawful good myself so I'd like to be with someone who doesn't think I'm a stick in the mud.
>Total Geek/Nerd, I need to be able to get excited about things like video games and anime around my partner without feeling embarrassed. If she shared that same kind of passion, even about different things, I'd be in heaven.
>Good Communicator, honesty is a must and so is being able to share her feelings. I tend to be long winded even over text, so one word responses like "yeah," "haha," and "ikr" are a huge turn off.
>Female 17-21, tall, skinny, pale
>Extroverted but misanthropic
>Anywhere
>Asexual
>Loyal, happy, insane, independent, fearless, funny, egoist
>Interests/hobbies/activities preferably motorized
>Enjoys good/weird music, art, films, architecture, fashion, literature
>Little normalcy bias or homesickness
>Drinks alcohol like water, doesn't get drunk. No other drugs.
>Enjoys being outdoors in cold weather
>Anarchist or fascist or something interesting, not socialist/communist
>Wants to learn, learns quickly
>Whole-hearted
>>22875173
I'm not a stoner but occasionally like to
>male
>extroverted, very mischievous.
>play full and loves public affection
>smokes weed and loves to party with me
>but is also very responsible and loyal
>thinks I'm the shit
>intelligent
>passionate, classy and loving
lol my high standards are the death of me
>>22873761
yes hi hello
>female
>not afraid to talk about emotions
>enjoys the dark side of things as well as the light
>loving and caring deeply
>talkative but is okay with silence too
>as interested in sex as me
>has had experience with relationships like me, knows how to work through things and stick together
>loves animals
>artistic would be nice
>>22873766
I don't really use snapchat. I have kik or skype.
>>22870402
>female
>redhead
>introverted
>likes vidya and will play with me a lot
>loves to cuddle/fug
>loyal
>in the science field
>tallish, about 6'-6'1"
>doesn't do drugs
>>22873805
fug I fit this description :DDD
Ideal partner would be
Female
Introverted
Tiny, 5'1 or shorter
18-20 years old
Shy
Loves playing or listening to music
Likes to stay home but occasionally go on adventures
Doesn't mind if I do drugs
Open minded
Don't really care about intelligence
Clingy
Would text me a lot
Likes animals
legit same as OP except female and a gamer
>female
>introverted
>passionate about what she does
>smoker
>likes art/writing/reading/gaming
>intelligent
>dosen't "beat around the bush"
>is open minded
>has a really good patience
>>22874570
If only you were Canadian then, femanon
>male
>ambivert
>affectionate but not clingy
>likes to cook
>intelligent or passionate if not both
>has a career or goal but not completely driven by that concept
>can deal with my crazy
>sarcastic
>loves to eat pussy
>preferably dark, thick hair, olive skin, nice lips, skinny to skinny fat to otter mode and anything in between. Dad bod is acceptable too.
>likes big/chub girls
>loves my hair
>likes cats
>>22870777
Hi, I fit everything except Cillian Murphy. Do you have a means of contact?
>>22870904
Being the little spoon is my favorite
>>22876038
might fit me, not totally sure, and I don't have olive skin. and dont cook much.... but kinda enjoy it when I do.... soo idk there
>>22876183
It's more of a guideline. Physicality isn't as important. I have a "type" but stray from it very often.
>>22874927
Well at least it's Europe. It's a start!
I fit all of that then, except travelling. Why the move to Sweden?
>>22876202
>living in Europe
>not knowing the economical situation in Spain
Y U DO DIS, anon.
>Male preferably (but not essentially)
>introvert
>Likes to listen to music, we don't need to have similar tastes but if he (or she) enjoys Tame Impala, Flume and/or The Cure then that would be great
>Enjoys watching different kinds of film. I love a guy or girl that's willing to occasionally sit through something like a Von Trier film with me even if it's not their cup of tea, because I'd do the same.
>Very high in empathy, very caring and sensitive but not clingy
>emotionally stable or not violently emotionally unstable
>interested in metaphysics is a plus
> 20-28 (not a necessity)
>has passion towards something and life goals
>open to dating someone of mixed race
>Not pushy
>>22876209
I live under a rock anon, i don't tend to keep up with world affairs often!
Most of the time i attempt to watch the news i just get saddened by it because it's almost always depressing.
>emotionally calloused
>hard working
>has integrity
>slow to anger
>rational
>>22876213
One time I saw Antichrist on a date. Not sure who picked that one but that was an interesting post-credits conversation
>>22876221
Aww, I have a thing for overempathetic nigs, no homo.
But yeah, most likely she moved there because of that, though who knows, might like the Swedish weather or something.
>>22876227
I imagine it would. Generally Ive finished a good amount of his films with the thought that I'd never watch another von Trier movie again, but I never listen to myself.
>>22876236
full homo. Nah just kidding. Yeah man, i wish they'd print some happier stories sometimes.
Maybe she moved for the meatballs or IKEA <:)
>>22876253
Oddly I think Melancholia is the lone Von Trier I'd rewatch without hesitation
>>22870402
>female
>extroverted
>tomboy
>intelligent
>decent conversationalist
>nerdy interests
>physical interests
Basically a pipe dream and doesn't exist
i just want a kawaii stoner girl
pic related its one of the dumb cute little pixie girls i try not to be creepy about on tumblr
>>22873725
this is me. contact info?
>>22875263
I am perfect for you. Hi.
>>22875173
Sorry, I'm not a femanon. I just behave like one apparently.
>>22875464
you want a half and half - those are divergent personalities
>female
>introverted
>cute and playful
>build everthing between a bit chubby and slim is fine
>smart and educated (must not be academic)
>loves cuddles and laying in bed
>wants to watch movies together and play vidya
>likes sarcasm and can use it
>passionate about the stuff she likes
>can hold a conversation and has some degree of curiosity
>preferable kinky, but not that important
>between 19-28 (I'm 25)
>>22876386
Well maybe I can return the favor and be perfect for you too. Do you have a Skype or other means of contact?
Me:
- 25
- Introverted intellectual observer
- pretty stoic, not emotionless just socially anxious at times
- freelance artist, own a company that's been running for about 4 years now
- fit, lean, tall (6' 2")
- into vidya games, anime/manga, comics
- somewhat of a shut-in
- play guitar/sing
- smoke the herb
-athletic
What I'm looking for:
- girl my age preferably, but younger/older isn't a deal breaker
- intellectual like me
- extroverted when she needs to be
- into vidya games, anime/manga, comics
- can appreciate the arts and literature
- preferably thick, nice hips with a modest waist, belly doesn't bother me at all
- shorter than me
- can stand (maybe even be attracted to) my stoicism
- wants to cuddle often/get touchy and intimate
>>22876620
Forgot to include I'm a guy lol wtf
>>22876586
Skype is AbsorbDelight (:
>>22876654
Just sent. Here goes nothing.
>Male 22-27
>creative (preferably writing or music)
>passionate and driven
>genuinely caring (not afraid to give me a kick up the backside when its needed!)
>willing to listen to me rambling about dumb shit, but equally willing to just ramble too
>likes going on pointless walks to just enjoy each others company
>casual gamer
>Equalist, Feminist, whatever you wanna call it.
>has a pretty penis and asshole
>>22876202
I like the country and the culture, and I enjoy living here because there's so much more to explore, I spend most weekends going on trips to other towns and stuff like that.
>>22876209
Well it wasn't because of that that I moved, I wasn't living in Spain so the economic situation didn't really influence my decision (at least not directly).
The weather is alright, at least during the 6 months that the sun doesn't go down at 3pm.
>Male
>24+
>deep, manly voice that has personality, not monotone.
>chin strip
>Facial hair i.e anchor or goatee
>Dark hair
>6'0+
>Likes chubby girls
>Dedicated
>will listen to radiohead with me and appreciate the beauty of what Thom yorke is.
>american
>thinks i'm the most beautiful girl in the world and nobody could ever compete (it didn't mention realisitc)
>Doesn't watch porn while in relationship
>Is funny
>Doesn't find me boring
>Has something he is passionate about and has his own interests outside of what I like,
>wants to keep me to himself but show me off/is not worried about being public about me
>Let's you know his feelings
>Isn't a pussy when it comes to telling you things.
>likes to suck on nipples
>strong mind.strong opinions but accepting of different views.
>is patient and doesn't get annoyed easily/laid back about things
>Will stay up talking about crazy conspiracy theories and ghost stories/out of the ordinary things of the world.
>idk just loves me.
pls send me this person world.
>>22876868
Dang that's exactly what I'd write, except for a female
>>22876868
Almost there.
>female
>Likes to sit around quiet with eachother just enjoying the company
>will know that she is the only one for me
>treat me like im her king, and she my queen
>can deal with my personality
>doesn't mind beta
>anyone, im lonely.
Short hair
Nice
manners
Has teeth
Booty
female
Older then 25
Kinky
>female
>open-minded but principled
>educated, astute, lucid
>self-aware and confident, but without coming off as arrogant and self-centered
>has developed, unpretentious taste in media and culture
>doesn't use makeup much or at all (so rare in my society)
>cute face, pleasant voice (not necessarily a singer's voice, just appealing to me), healthy weight
>pretty hair that has not been straightened and dyed to hell and back
>not a prude
>likes me sincerely
>>22876730
>Equalist, Feminist
Any man worth a damn will be equalist. Unless sleazy betas are your thing I would avoid guys claiming to be feminist.
>>22876730
>pretty asshole
wat
