How do we effectively achieve immortality? Ancient alchemists always tried to create the elixir of immortality but they failed to do so.
>>8149649
Ain't gonna happen, sorry bro.
>>8149653
Why not? Surely we can achieve that level of technological advancement
>>8149649
Perfect regeneration of the all the body cells.
You wont. Sorry, but deal with it.
>>8149654
>we
lol
>>8149649
>ancient alchemists
TOP KEK
First define 'you.' Because we're all amalgams of various atoms whose potentials existed prior to material existence and will continue to exist forever.
WE'RE ALL IMMORTAL GUYZZZ
YIPPEE
>>8149660
Surely there was a basis for the longing to create something to induce immortality back then. Well of course besides being immortal. Just like how a lot of myths and legends derive from scientifically explainable things, wouldn't this be the case as well?
>>8149649
>How do we
What do you mean by "we", Peasant?
>>8149701
Ok then. Let me rephrase that. How do I attain immortality?
>>8149663
"Forever" -- what is dark-energy-dominated era
>>8149649
Hahah dude it's easy many like come on! All you have to do is:
BEE YOUR SELF ITS EASY MANG
EBE OURY ESLF
EEB UYOR LESF
BEE ROUY FESL
COME ON LETS DOIT RIGHTNOW RIGHT HER E MUFUGGA
>>8149702
Alterations involving regeneration is the key to immortalization
You can't, you will die and nothing you do will change that.
>>8149702
Be obscenely wealthy or well connected and wait about fifty to a hundred years.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortalised_cell_line
Become cancer.
Oh wait...
>>8149649
Eugenics to achieve pic related is probably the closest humanity could realistically ever get
>>8152777
Is this what the globalists want?
>>8149649
body swapping
its the only real way
>>8152870
L-like swapping with a qt grill?
>>8149649
Negligible senescence is probably achievable with changes to the human genome in the next couple decades, but true immortality is probably never gonna happen.
>>8152886
Define grill, as in specify age,
>>8152960
16-30, and inexplicably eager to have sex in a male body
>>8149649
Replace the brain over a period of time with electrical equivalents, piece by piece while still conscious. Then once the brain is 100% replaced you can get put in a robot. Uploading is not immortality, it's a copy of you that becomes immortal.
>>8149665
"Ancient" alchemists were in the fucking dark about almost everything.
Henning Brand thought that life and gold and silver must have something in common for some weird reason. So he boiled human urine in a furnace to contrcact gold. Ultimately he discovered phosphorus, but totally out of accident.
