guys i ate about 20 cookies with milk and felt guiulty and then made myself throw up about 15 times
now my eyes are almost swollen shut and i got like a billion little red spots around my eyes and on my forehead
also my eyes have big blotches of red in the white parts and i smell like vomit even though i wook a shoower
what doi do? i dont feel well
>pic related except much much worse
a very intense allergic reaction, get yourself to the hospital
get to a motherfucking hospital before your throat swells and you die you lil shit
>>8100412
what the fuck is wrong with you anon, stop being such a fat fuck and get your ass to the hospital instead of consulting 4chin
i put some calamine lotion on the red spots do you think this is ok?
the swelling in my throats and eyes is actually gone down so i think im ok
its like a really bad headache and i look high af but im more concerned about the red spots than my sweling
what can i do about the red spots? google says there called pitachie and can happen from extreme vomiting
im never eating cookies again
>>8100450
that's not the lesson to be learned
>doesn't know what a google image search is
>>8100412
It's obviously Pitachie. I get that shit when I vomit too hard.
sounds like liver failure. you probably threw up your liver. you were throwing up so much you probably didn't notice it. either find your liver and swallow it or buy about 10 chickens and eat their liver.
Call the national "i think i poisoned myself" hotline and explain it to a trained human being.
>>8100453
>doesn't know what reading is
>>8100454
how do you hide the red spots? is this really common would people know it wasfrom vomiting?
since im really fat everyone will assume i did it to try and lose weight what do i do?
>>8100460
It goes away in less than a day. Calm the fuck down. You can get them from other stuff too, like yelling hard and shit.
>>8100464
im ashamed of my body
it feels like i lack something everyone else has
people walk by a plate of cookies and take 1
i walk by and take 10+ and come back for more
obviusly i cant throw them up so how do i stop being this way?
>>8100412
>Breaking news
>Giant fat fuck complains about being fat to 4chan
Nice blogpost. Glad this content is on /sci/.
>>8100473
calm down and stop being such a fat fag
>>8100473
avoid cookies.
>>8100473
you have some self control you fat fuck.
>>8100473
learn self control. realize that everything you are doing is actually just your own personal choices. you can choose to act differently at any time. you are simply too covered in your own insecurity to do it right now.
>>8100477
this anon said it well.
calm the fuck down and decide to make healthy choices.
/sci/ is filled with STEM students who spend 5+ hours per day studying. self control is basically the mantra of this board.
just fucking do it.
is self control related to eating and studying?
i find i cant study for longer than 10 minutes and i put off work a lot and i eat kind of whatever and whenever i want
how do i get self control?
>>8100489
Amphetamine.
>>8100495
>Amphetamine.
what do you mean?
>>8100497
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/5826
>>8100504
>https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/5826
I'm not a science bitch. Just tell me.
>>8100507
please leave this board
>>8100507
>I'm not a science bitch
oh shit. he's got a point.
>>8100511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxQq1wB7A28
>>8100507
It is a very potential psychostimulant. Honestly, I was mainly joking when suggesting it, although it is sometimes prescribed for weight lost, and please see a doctor if you think you have any sort of disorder that would be treated by it, but I was just mainly trolling.
>>8100516
*very potent
>>8100514
The same statement applies. Enjoy being fat. Alternatively, enjoy being addicted to stimulants.
>>8100525
you're a bitch bcuz i aint op, dig?
>>8100541
A quote from a previous post:
"The same statement applies. Enjoy being fat. Alternatively, enjoy being addicted to stimulants."
i have a headache because some barf got stuck in my nosal pathaways and i tried to blow it out
i think thats when my skin turned red and my eyes blistered a bit because i tried to blow really hard and nothing hapened
What kind of cookies
Sounds like vaginal cancer.
Or blown capillaries.
>>8100641
peanutbutter cookies, the really good gushy kind that crumbles and melts in your mouth
So this is what they mean by 'tossing your cookies'
Pedro.jpg
>>8100473
>self control is so hard
grow up lol or get "diagnosed" with some artificial "disorder" and enjoy the long dick of big pharma and the charlatan psychiatrist
>>8100412
i'd an hero now before it's too late if i were you
>>8100412
kys
I get this when I puke from drinking too much. Puking is a very violent action, you have broken blood vessels all over your face. Should be gone completely in 3 days, they fade quite a bit between the 1st and second day.
>>8100711
This, I get this a little because I powerlift and squatting or deadlifting raises my blood pressure to the point that it bursts capillaries
Vomiting does the same thing. OP, you're fine, but obviously a dumbass for making yourself throw up 15 times. Get help.
>>8100412
>about 20 cookies
......do people consider that a lot?
>>8100473
just kill yourself you fat piece of shit.
>>8100735
holy shit you're even a fatter fat fuck, kill yourself too
>>8100485
>Implying free will exists
You came to the wrong board friend.
CONGRATS OP YOU SPAWNED FRECKLES
>>8100473
nobody gives a shit lad remember that
everyone just cares about themselves
>>8100800
Kys philofag.
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