OK, so imagine you got $50,000,000 in funds for any research project you wish to do. All legal restrictions on whatever (radioactive material, embryonic research, etc.) have been lifted. Your lab is the size of a football field. But the catch is that you must pick four of the following people to work on your project with you:
- Jacob Barnett (Physics)
- Kurisu Makise (Neuroscience)
- NJ Wildburger (Mathematics)
- Neil deGrasse Tyson (Physics)
- Bill Nye (Mechanical Engineering)
- Shinichi Mochizuki (Mathematics)
- Thunderf00t (Chemistry)
- VSauce (Education)
- Ben Carson (Neuroscience)
- Angela Merkel (Chemistry)
- Richard Dawkins (Biology)
- DJ Patil (Data Science)
- First poster on this thread (whatever field they are in)
- Allison Rapp (Computer Science)
- Elon Musk (Aerospace Engineering)
- Nikola Tesla (Electrical Engineering)
Who would you pick and why?
>>8000683
Pick any random 4 and disappear with the money
>>8000692
/biz/
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two neuro one bio one data
>>8000683
If you're gonna have legit memes like Tesla up there you need Newton and Einstein too.
Dawkins, thunderfoot, Kurisu Makise, and Carson because fuck it. My project is to create a strain of cordyceps that can infect humans.
>>8000683
Where's the social science professors?
>>8000683
alison rapp duh
could open a giant secs ring with 50KK
>>8000683
>Angela Merkel
>implying
Nye, Mochizuki, Patil, and Musk. I think we would actually get quite a bit done.
>>8000758
Computational topology optimization of mechanical parts, btw.
>>8000683
>Jacob Barnett (Physics)
>NJ Wildburger (Mathematics)
>Shinichi Mochizuki (Mathematics)
This is all I need desu. We're gonna change physics and mathematics forever.
>>8000760
U doing topopt m8? If you are doing nongradient topology optimization, please kill yourself.
BTW topology optimization of mechanical parts is not a very interesting problem, it has been shown to be convex which means gradient based approaches work. This means making mochizuki do this would be a wste of his time.
>>8000754
She's a doctor in physics
>>8000852
Doctor in rapefugeeing more like it
Nigger degrasse Tyrone is a meme scientist
>>8000867
How does it feel to be a low IQ racist?
>>8000853
your butthurt is showing
← use this
>>8000871
Probably a mix of greatness for pride in nothing he has personally achieved, and a constant sense of panic because da monkeys are slowly becoming represented citizens.
>>8000853
She is a christcuck after all.
>>8000871
How does it feel to be a cuck?
>>8000878
You have to admit though the context in which whites are becoming a minority may actually end in genocide. All this kill whitey shit with constant unending scapegoating of white people as to blame for the worlds problems will not end well for white people, especially unarmed leftists.
>>8000871
> low IQ
> implying im black
try harder ebolakid
With this money I can resurrect Carl Sagan...
- Allison Rapp (Computer Science)
- Elon Musk (Aerospace Engineering)
- Nikola Tesla (Electrical Engineering)
- NJ Wildburger (Mathematics)
Tyson, Nye, Dawkins, and Musk. this way I could actually just make a show about what we're doing and make more money.
>>8000758
When will you cucks realize Musk isn't a scientist?
>>8000683
>Thunderf00t
>Richard Dawkins
I'd take them to help in the research, and...
>Angela Merkel
>Allison Rapp
As guinea pigs for human experimentation.
>>8000683
> Data Science
>>8001335
when will this meme disappear
