Hey /sci/, How do i increase my chances of getting a life threatening disease like

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2016-01-22 18:03:30Post No. 7802278
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 18:03:30 Post No. 7802278 [Report]

Hey /sci/, How do i increase my chances of getting a life threatening disease like cancer if I don't smoke, drink or over-eat? Is it even scientifically possible?

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Anonymous 2016-01-22 18:05:28 Post No.7802280
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>>7802278
bleach + ammonia

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Anonymous 2016-01-22 18:07:51 Post No.7802283
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>>7802278
>jog during morning peak hours in the traffic. near the exhaust pipes, drop down and do some pushups while you breathe in the toxic fumes. also aim for volkswagens, because they give extra bonus points

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Anonymous 2016-01-22 18:24:53 Post No.7802305
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 18:24:53 Post No.7802305 [Report]

Open up your smoke detector and swallow the americium.

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Anonymous 2016-01-22 18:35:42 Post No.7802325
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>>7802283
>le smogwagen meme