Why do my balls get super fucking cold to the touch after I cum?
Free Expansion.
Cold fusion.
>>7757434
quantum phyiscs
because things get cold after they decompress
here's a fun experiment you can do by yourself: take a can of deodorant, spray for 30 seconds, the can will get colder.
The same happens with your balls, since they release sperm.
>>7757434
All of the blood--and thus heat--in your body has been going into that orgasm.
Why would your body expel heat on empty testicles?
After I fap, I have to pee and then I have this thing where I'm on the toilet for a half hour pushing out little sprits of piss.
>>7757476
you probably have an STD
>>7757478
I don't fuck anything though.
>>7757481
It's some prostate thing then.
>>7757481
maybe your hand has chlamydia
>>7757498
Or maybe he doesn't drink a lot of wate. I wonder how dense his cum is, that could be a problem.
>>7757504
My cum is dense and I drink more water than I should.
>>7757507
How much cum would it take for there to be 1G at the core?
>>7757507
Then it's your cum. Either residual cum in your urethra or inflammation of the urethra because of the cum could be causing that problem.
>>7757507
That's weird. Could you lay on the floor facing up real quick?
>>7757518
Why? What am I looking for?
>>7757520
Just look at the ceiling for now.
>>7757520
Are you laying on the floor facing up?
>>7757524
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>7757524
Now that you're lying on the floor, I want you to try and achieve an erection purely by mental stimulation. If this is difficult, it's probably because a density problem.
>>7757528
Time limit?
>>7757498
>You can't pee with a boner for a reason
What the fuck is wrong with your dick?
>>7757529
Count sheep. maybe 100?
>>7757460
Now flip the can upside down. It gets frigid faster.
>>7757529
>>7757525
You don't get it do you?
>>7757533
Can't do it, doc.
>>7757536
I'm afraid your dick is simply too dense with cum to rise. I suggest a well-known treatment. Go buy an Icy Hot patch and place it around your scrotum. Icy to dull the pain. Hot to relax it away. You will be significantly less dense afterwards.
>>7757539
apex kek
>>7757434
Alright OP, I need your help. We can build an enlightened future. I'm taking a hypertheoretical thermo-biodynamics class on the metaphysicality of high volume ejaculate. Tell me, approx what amount of cum leaving your body at terminal jizz velocity (10 m/s) over the duration of an orgasm (max 22 s) would it take to reduce your core testicular temperature to <0.1 K?
Together we can solve cold fusion, OP. We need you. Mathfags get on this
Joules-Thomson expansion
>>7757532
not him but nothing. Unless you try real hard to pee, you can't.
Why ? Because of the blood going inside your penis, making it harder and preventing urine to come out while you're having sex.
>>7757847
Bullshit, morning wood is a thing and I have no problem peeing with an erection, besides aiming of course.
>>7757858
Fully erect, or only partial?
I can urinate with a partial, but if it's actually solid it tends to not work well. If I force it, it feels quite strange and I imagine "hope I don't rupture anything in there".
>>7757457
Haha i get it
>>7757511
What if a sun made of cum collided with a sun made of ovums?
>>7759983
You start praying for a sun made of coat hangers
>>7757457
Underrated
