Can you help me with my stinky gooch? No matter what my activity

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2015-12-25 16:40:16 Post No. 7743746
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 16:40:16 Post No. 7743746 [Report]

Can you help me with my stinky gooch?

No matter what my activity level is during the day, I find that when settling down for an evening wank, the sweaty odour from behind my nuts is noticable and unpleasant.

Since BO is caused by bacteria munching on one's secretions, is there a reliable chemical method of killing off my current flora? Something like sitting in a diluted bleach bath for a couple of hours while my inventory of underpants sits in the freezer?

I'm not expecting a complete elimination of odour for all time, but I imagine a genocide of my current colony of taint germs will at least help for a while, if not allow a less loathsome ecology to take root.

Thoughts?

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 16:43:31 Post No.7743752
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 16:43:31 Post No.7743752 [Report]

wear clothes that allow air movement around your swampballs

dust your junk with talcum powder

spray yourself with deoderant

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 16:57:05 Post No.7743769
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 16:57:05 Post No.7743769 [Report]

>>7743746
Apply toothpaste to your balls once in the morning and keep it there all day. The fresh scent will drive away the bacteria and mask and residual odor.

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:02:31 Post No.7743780
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:02:31 Post No.7743780 [Report]

cut off the goolies

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:03:36 Post No.7743781
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:03:36 Post No.7743781 [Report]

>>7743769
this

seriously though OP you're pretty fucking retarded. The bacteria on your skin protect you. If you remove them, you could catch some pretty nasty shit.

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:06:12 Post No.7743788
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:06:12 Post No.7743788 [Report]

>>7743746
shave.

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:17:51 Post No.7743798
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:17:51 Post No.7743798 [Report]

>>7743769
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:44:49 Post No.7743824
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:44:49 Post No.7743824 [Report]

>>7743746
There's a product called "Fresh Balls."

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:46:50 Post No.7743825
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 17:46:50 Post No.7743825 [Report]

>>7743780
cut off the bellend

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Anonymous 2015-12-25 18:23:39 Post No.7743863
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Anonymous 2015-12-25 18:23:39 Post No.7743863 [Report]

Stop washing with harsh soaps that aren't of neutral pH.
Stop using soap entirely.

You're going to ignore it, but it is the answer. Think about how a bacterial ecology works.

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Anonymous 2015-12-26 03:50:03 Post No.7744572
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Anonymous 2015-12-26 03:50:03 Post No.7744572 [Report]

>>7743863
>soaps that aren't of neutral pH
Y'know, not to be pedantic, but...

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Anonymous 2015-12-26 03:56:40 Post No.7744579
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Anonymous 2015-12-26 03:56:40 Post No.7744579 [Report]

>>7743781
>The bacteria on your skin protect you.
how?