Cancer means unlimited growth, right? Cancer cells just keep multiplying.
So what if I used brain cells as cancer cells? Could I become infinitely smart by getting brain cancer and cutting a hole into my skull, so that my brain can grow out of my head? How many IQ points could I gain by growing a cancer superbrain?
Seriously guys, why has nobody thought of this before?
>>7738898
because you're wrong about everything
you can get cancer in your brain. it's called a brain tumor. learn a book
You probably already have brain cancer OP, congratulations.
>>7738899
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Tumors don't work like that
>>7739282
so GM the shit of em
Growing a bigger brain...not worst idea...using cancer to do so...very much worst idea
You should collect brains from other people and animals and tape them to your own.
Unlimited power.
The simple idea is there it just dosent work like that
>>7738898
Cancer cells also do not serve their original function anymore.
They dun werk.
>>7738898
Lmao op already has a brain tumor
Neurons are highly specialised cells that do not divide, so no you couldn't.
>>7738899
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go for it OP
>>7738910
>learn a book
:^}
>>7738898
You are literal cancer. Here are your options:
>an hero and donate your body to science
>throw away your fucking fedora and actually learn some basic hs biology (or science for that matter)
>>7738898
Brain cell =/= cancer cells
>>7739769
>Neurons are highly specialised cells that do not divide, so no you couldn't.
False, if you cut your hand of the surgeon can put it back and the nerves regenerate so the hand ends up working again.
>>7738899
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