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how do i get a body like thiswhat's the secret


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how do i get a body like this
what's the secret
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eat corn and browse mems
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>>4302199
>99

Also dubs
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>>4302198
janny on /fit/ for a year or two, jack off to traps in your spare time!
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eat maize-maize
ride wede
lose haires :^)

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4302198
you have to work out your quads
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>>4302222
ok.
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>>4302222
Yeah
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>>4302222
gj, hope it was worth it :))
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>>4302222
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>>4302222
wew
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>>4302222
fantastic post
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>>4302222
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>>4302200

also dubs
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>>4302222
i dnt lik dis 'vice

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4302222
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>>4302198
that's no body
that's swaglord
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>>4302222
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hes a big guy for you

the secret is being chased through a corn maze by angry weeaboos every day, only being able to eat whatever you can grab on the way out
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>>4302737
hey this guy's giving out secrets
what else you got there jamesbond
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>>4302740
life is short, so shitpost as hard and as frequent as you can
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>>4302740
charlie manson is innocent
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>>4302757
charles get back to your cell
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>>4302222
beautiful
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>>4302222
<when the digits so nice you reply to them twice
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>>4302772
my eyes no :((
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>>4302761
implying your concrete walls can hold my universal soul^^
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>>4302198
diet (corn) and exercise (grilling)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4302779
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>>4302813
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STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y
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>>4302811
>11
diet (dubs)
exercise ( checking )
>nice

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4303244
DUBS
U
B
S
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>>4302222
>2222
>2
>2
>2
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>>4303263
where did you find that photo of me
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>>4302198
blue feels meme
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Sup /hm/
Any nudes of this semen demon?
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>>4302222
lovely. lovely. some kinda legerdemain I do believe.
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>>4302222
Dayum son

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4302198
smokin bod t b h
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postin in le stick

Your fortune: Outlook good
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corn
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>>4302222
MAGNIFICENT
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>>4302222
epic
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>>4303403
absolutely haram
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>>4302222
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
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>>4303588
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pic related, mfw I get to post this pic again
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Am I a celebrity yet?
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>>4302222
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SHIT STICKY
SHIT THREAD

FUCK [s4s]
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>>4303672
rude
>>>/b/
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>>4302222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWvxkHcaYRA
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>>4303672
KEEP CALM
and
GRILL CORN
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>>4303730
no fuck you
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>>4303738
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WHY IS HIS YARD ENTIRELY CONCRETE?

WHY ARE THERE TRASHBAGS HANGING FROM THE FENCE?

WHY IS HE GRILLING NOTHING BUT CORN JESUS FUCK WHERE'S THE REST OF THE MEAL???
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>>4303762
maybe he is autistic
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this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
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>>4303764
That's pretty awesome.
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coasting in epik sticky :^)
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/qa/ pls go
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>>4303403
10/10 face
10/10 everything
he is so dreamy
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>>4302198
I guess b like him suck lots black cock
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>>4303945
lewd
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>>4303959
Mabe u could suck grill guys cock
+move up the ladder
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>>4302198
sticky
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>>4303977
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STICKY
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>>4303977
no stuck no more
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>>4303986
not as qt as swaggy
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>>4304033
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i'm glad he unstickied this boring ass thread
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>>4304044(d u b s)
IT'S YOUR FAULT
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sticky bump
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sticky please
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>>4304044
no fug u
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