>be me
>hate women
>"wahh wahh, roastie, i want my nipple"
>at class
>see a nerdy girl, blonde hair, medium-size tits, 2/10
>"ayy bb suk my Mother Fucking cock lol"
>"no"
>cry like a bitch
>fap to pepe
>cum in my own mouth
>swallow
>tfw
>be me 13
>eat a cake
>vomit the cake
>crying to mommy
>wow
>>4128395
That feeling when I accidentally said yellow instead of hello that one time and had to correct myself
Now i avoid all social interaction so it doesn't happen again
>that tfw feel when a girl looked at me and i cummed and shit my pants
>>4128415
i know that >iktfw
haha no i dont because i have never seen a girl in irl
>tfw no gf ;-;
>>4128426
what about youre mom
everyone in this thread is beta omega gamma i am the only alpha
>>4128547
I am epsilon actually
>>4128547
I am kappa kappa psi
>>4128395
Image is /r9k/ in irl basically
>>4128423
>eh... this gets a pass. still pls remember to attribute ur quotations clearly!
it's a classic meme, lolo
was quoting someone many months/years ago on esfores
(source of quote: lolo)
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>get feelings hurt on an ironic board
>make circle jerk thread about it
>>>/r9k/26162162
"all women are whore living life on easy mode"
>post OKCupid stats as evidence
Normies roasties reeee pepe frog circle jerk
>>4128823
It's roasties > normies > rest tbh...
>be me
>misuse 4chan's quotation feature
>post a facebook frog
>>4128866
>be me
>ignore doubles
>post about "feels" instead
>>4128805
>attack
lmao these guys need to lighten up
>>4128395
>be me
>never been within 10 miles of a girl
>qt asks out
>fucks pee hole
>first man period
>nyess
